theta gang edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62777249
first for
I hate beer and all drugs
Friendly reminder Matthew schaefer (baggot) is a tranny hair dresser. Do not engage!
>>62778010Look, i'm not the one with the pictures of trannys saved on my devices, i bet her cock is twice the size of yours though.
>CDNL gigadump after it gigadumped on FridayChrist
>>62778010that could be a jpg of anyone here minus hegseth's glorious warriors
>>62777998My Gf is like this but we're both in our thirties. (I'm a low value male but I'm on my grind now and all about that cash) I wanna save her cis she's my lil honey bun but she be acting a foolShould I dump her?
You know what would pair well with this dip and my coffee?A nice biscotto.
I'm scared to look, how down should I expect to be when a lot of my holdings, besides cash, are semi or memory stocks and options?
>>62778019>after it gigadumped on Fridaynigga huh??
is now a good time to all in VIX
>>62778028Wrong pic
>>62778028How do we feel about soulless megacorps being crushed to death by usury?Honestly? Feels good man.
>>62778026Could be anyone, but it's confirmed to be baggie. Also who the fuck makes a new trip to ban evade what a faggog
What if Kevin dumbed some treasuries from his balance sheet instead of raising the rates. I still can't think of any downside to this plan
>>62778030-3% to -5% *kisses you and holds you*
>>62778029>Apu coffee shoes.jpg
>>62778035She's got time to catch up, (maybe not the 49 y.o., but your girl). She really needs to start saving some scratch today though.
>>62778035Make sure you set your finances up so she can't touch them. Take care of her, but never let her touch your money directly. I have no woman, so I haven't researched how exactly to do that yet.
>total economical collapse is upon us but people are still slurping like it’s any other TuesdayThere are people on this board who can have a bear take a dump on their chest and they’d still call it bullshit.
>>62778035Aren't most women like that?
>>62777872>Should I just be putting everything into VOO/VTYes. What are your expenses like on that weird ass $3 shit?
>>62778052Always do the opposite of what goyim think will happen
>>62777998>heres to feelin good all the time
>>62778035lol
>>62778030Half of my port is semis and quantums and I'm only -0.65% today
here come dat V
>>62778051Problem is she's always going to be behind me because she still hasn't learned yet. And if some disaster happens I will be on the hook for it because I'm the only one with the cash. I guess that's part of the deal a with a relationship though if you're the breadwinner
>SOXL
>>62778063Holy shit is this real?
>>62778069its real in your heart, thats what matters. AI brings riches like that
>>62778066>JNJ beat and raised but dumped
>>62778044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGK9aJdzrOQ
I'm currently being told I should not love money. Yet I do love money and would like as much of it as possible. The communists can all die from starvation as far as I'm concerned.
Stocks can't continue forever up as they are, last week was another ATH for S&P and I don't see how this is sustainable?Yeah, inflation + bonds are out of control, but stocks DOUBLING the past 4 years?>3583 -S&P Oct 14th 2022>7800- S&P TodayWhat? DOUBLED? How can this continue, just look at it. I'm diversified in physical gold/silver as well as BTC. But still, the urge to drop more into VOO is hard to ignore.I don't know anons, I really don't. Do I continue to DCA into VOO? My Roth IRA is already maxed for the year, not sure if I should continue to invest more. I'm scared bros, truly.
>>62778039>implying I evade banslook I made the new trip to post in /xivg/ and play final fantasy 14, the name came from the Islander's defenseman, and it's the name I chose for my dude in the MMO.>pic related it's my dude in the MMOhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/61881802This is the link to my dude's page on the official website. Now can you all stop calling me a tranny before I cut my dick off and dye my hair?
WTFWT?
>>62778083I just got back from Lidl but I didn't shoplift. Did I just play for that niggers groceries?
wtfwt?!?!
>>62778090He taco'd?
>>62778085Love of money is not the same as loving the liberty which having money can provide.
>>62778093pay not play
NIGGERS?!
>>62778089Not reading all that
OOOOO WTFWT WTFWT AAAAAA OOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
just as it goes down, it must go back up
>nows
>>62778111Newton (and Nietzsche) talked about this.
>BMBL
>>62778119Fags won
SHIT AND PISS GREENGOLDEN BULL RUN IS IN
LOCKED IT IN
>>62778097That is a much better way of phrasing it. I'm happy for everyone to make money through whatever means they want but I'm not going to pretend having money makes life a lot easier than not having it.
>>62778104Maybe you'll read this thenEAT SHIT AND DIE!
>>62778123no you're thinking of GRND
Yeah, obviously you retarded faggot, after +20% from 2025 to 2026 another +10% next year is probably not that likely.
>>62778135Oh my bad
>>62778137It will go to 2% when we are in a depression.
>>62778052you niggers keep screaming about an economic collapse every day but never explain how to survive it
I dont like what I see.
>>62778089why you name your charcter after a tranny?
>>62778144I dont think they plan to
Convince me not to sell my AAPL at +25% profit and slurp the AAPL dip with the money.
>UUUU>UAMY>TMC>LAC
Why's everyone so doomy. Market is just a tad down. Has there been some negative news?
Back in slv and oil. Real assets, not artificial.
>>62778150My uncle works at Warren Buffet and said they're cancelling the stock market tomorrow. There will be no more stocks, sell what you have while you still can.
>>62778153Lol, RIP. Can't believe you fell for the nuclear meme
>>62778150Meant the MU dip goddamn nigger brain fog piss shit cunt
>>62778137But you know what, the Fed has been wrong for 5 years, so the chances are actually higher they are wrong again
>stock you buy prepared to be dissappointed but it just keeps on giving and giving
assuming you dont give a fuck about risk whats the theoretical quickest way to turning 100,000 into 1million via options
>>62778155The entire US equities market is being propped up on the idea that chatbots will replacd all labor, and the number of people willing to maintain this obvious lie is falling below critical levels
>>62778137>fucking bots move the line on this shitamazing
>>62778144>how to survive ityou survive it, economically, by heading over to /pmg/ unironically.
>>62778144buy GRNDbefriend muscle daddieswhen the time comes you will only have your tribe of gay leather dads to take care of you while scientists pour all their resources into developing irl mpreg
>>62778150Did somebody say wash-sale?
Qualcomm rich now
>KR gutting corporate drones for AI expansionrefreshing, now there is a company that appreciates the shareholders. might have to slurp more.
>>62778174IRS changed the nameThey're Warsh Sales now
>>62778144You really think the bear faggots here with 4 figures in SGOV really have any plans? They think in the apocalypse they'll just have their mom make them chicken nuggets.
>>62778176I love this
>>627781762 dollahs?
So wth happened with A.I from a non tech worker PoV. The tech savvy employees are doing things faster and more output, but the people who were already struggling with basic reports and excel really haven’t improved.Like i’m out here with barely any work, but my non tech savvy workers are drowning.
>>62778182my plan is to activate margin at -40% QQQ and buy a bunch of shares while you guys self harm
max extract station set up on every corner
>>62778137baby, your language.
>>62778160that's kinda what I did yesterday
>>62778170>>62778173...Do you have any tip that isn't gay?
>>62778176HOLY SHIT $2
Who in the FUCK keeps buying Nvidia and AmD here
advice on intel? i have $30k to invest.
>>62778010There's nothing worse than some faggot hall monitor telling people who they can talk to
>>62778198literal faggots on SSRIs
>>62778201nancy bought at around 95
>>62778202STOP IT!
>>62778182>You're only a Pessimist because you're not living a comfy lifeI suppose comfort is another word for wearing blinders.
American stock markets are irrelevant because I trade on euro markets
>>62778212I don't trust Nancy anymore. since trump has been in office and she has become a meme she has reported like zero trades except bait like UBER and INTC. clearly some Jew is managing her shekels somewhere else now so the Dems can shine a spotlight on trumps trading habits
>>62778195look man do you wanna survive or not?
>>62778215i would like a full belly and some excitement
>>62778212the market capitalization is half of amd (540 vs 980 billions)
>>62778202Funny because baggot runs and cries to the mods himself
>>62778087>I'm a Silver baggie>I'm ScaredLmao we know, they scared you into buying a rock.......kektop!
>>62778227Who would have guessed that a tripfag who is a jew apologist would also be a rat snitch. It is like he checked all the asshole traits during character creation.
>>62778225Not if our tax dollars have anything to say about it.
>>62778227>warned for calling someone a jewIf baggler actually reports someone for calling him a jew on 4chan then all the hate is warranted
the only namefag in this general i've ever liked was john rockermiss that fat nigga
>>62778227I didn't even report you, it was one of the autistic liberals who hate both of us retard.
>>62778186I work in software. The productive people are more productive with AI but the retards are just wasting money on it. We mostly stopped hiring new people. Especially entry level. It's made me a lot more productive but since most of the people I work with are retarded, I'm just using it to do the same amount of output with less effort.
>>62778087>I'm diversified>In silverLmao. You goyim are so funny.
>>62778087>claims to be scared of market risk>holding fucking bitcoinlmao
>"ai fatigue">jews aggressively shorting companies that make money and propping up ones that don't
>>62778198it's like I said>buy the unprofitable company>sell the ones that actually make money
>>62778239>jew deflects and tells me to blame liberalsYou truly are a rat piece of shit.
>>62778186NothingHardware companies with 60 billion in profits are being sold off relentlessly, retard software companies with 200 p/e like PLTR are being pumped>but the people who were already struggling with basic reports and excel really haven’t improved.CoolStop hiring shaniquas
>>62778243Just because NVDA is making a killing sdlling shovels doesn't mean there's actually gold. Current equity prices are beyobd delusional and could only be justified based on future revenue and profitability for which there is no plausible buisiness model to achieve them.
>>62778137i love you to pieces and i can't stand seeing you so upset, especially about things we don't have to worry about anymore.
>>62778144don't rely on the economy during an economic collapse. have other stuff to rely on and you'll be good
>>62778248Divide and conquer.
>>62778201They will soar after 14A is proven until then it's risky.
Yeah, but at least they get nice fancy shovels.
>>62778238I miss his youtube videos and the drunken rants about his sweet baby boy scoopsies. Come back John Rocker.
>>62778177Silly me thought KR would keep crabbing so I sold CCs on Friday
>>62778257What happened to him? Did he get arrested for putting on jewface and raping children?
I report every single post ever made in /biz/. It's all up to the janny.
>>62778238just anonymize posts so you can pretend namefags don't exist
>>62778248Why the fuck would I want you to get b&, who the fuck am I going to call a piece of shit and fight with all day?
>>62778261Genuinely based
>>62778195You can buy paper gold and be an /smg/pmg/er.
apocalyptic crash incoming
>>62778239not calling nayone a boss; are we sure this is him bois?
Woah!
>>62778269
>>62778227So 100% of your posts are about some guy you hate? You are worse than him. Reflect on that
>>62778271How do I make money from this informationI also posted my financial habits and was called a top signal recently
>>62778273had been waiting for that pullback to resolve for almost an hour
>>62778254>is provenbuy the rumor, sell the news. when it is proven, it will be already too late. i am thinking about intel because they just announced a new server card for AI with strong partners and they support the new META model on day one. intel hardware and software improve well. intel new rack is less powerful than nvidia but doesn't require liquid cooling.https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/newsroom/news/artificial-intelligence/intel-accelerates-open-infrastructure-agentic-ai-era.htmlhttps://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/developer/articles/community/day-0-local-agentic-ai-with-metas-muse-glimmer.html
>>62778277Full port into MU with leverage next Tuesday.
Always love the dotards who shill BKNG
>>62778227lmao get his faggot asskill all tripfags and take all their money
>>62778276Meanwhile all your posts are baggot defense force. Reflect on that. >>62778264The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>62778271>2016 highyeeeeeah...
>>62778284What do plumbing and the music board have to do with this?
Can it just pop ffs
another boring day of zero volatilitythis hobby is becoming really boring i'm going back to AI recomp slop
Buy my bags.
>>62778186"Organization restructures" and then new expectations that you can do 10x your capacity without additional pay.And then the codebase becomes even more dogshit because leadership only cares about pushing features than stability.
>>62778313Whatchya cooking?
>>62778241I bought silver when it was $20 back in 2022, I'm up more than if I had invested purely in VOO. I'm not some /pmg/ schizophrenic who believes the end is coming and mercenaries will roam the lands for gold, I simply diversify.If you're ONLY holding stocks, and have no exposure to anything else, you're sorta retarded. Inarguably, very stupid. Real estate, precious metals, crypto, I truly pity you for holding all of your eggs in one basket. A rather dangerous game. I hold a bit of everything, like any reasonable investor would.>>62778232You aren't worth my time arguing with as to why silver/gold have inherent value. I see just as /pmg/ is an echochamber for precious metals, /smg/ is an echochamber for stocks. Expected, but disappointing.>>62778242Yeah I know it's risky, but I bough back in 2016 and I'm a believer of BTC. Shit works, I sent $20,000 of BTC back during the peak when it was $120,000 and it was confirmed within minutes costing me $.20 to send. Cheap, fast, doing that takes 2-3 business days and a fat fee by bank wire. Crypto works, look at Iran taking BTC payments for oil to circumvent sanctions. That's a big deal if you ask me.
power hour please!!!go back up god dammit!!we should be mega pumping!!!kevin!!
>>62778260he attacked a bunch of Mexicans at a fruit stand one night but he didn't know that Maria's brothers are LOCO
>>62778320Lightning apu... you came in our time of need
>>62778318Post ur receipt
ROOF ROOF ROOF where my DIAMOND DOGS @?? Who else /nevergoingtosellanythingbutputs/?
How the fuck can you guys fail so much to make a proper V?
>>62778328Me.
>>62778330Jews are dumping to the V so hard it cant even V that good boss. they need to allocate more funds on the buy dogshit at any price infinite money machine
>>62778330Sometimes you gotta construct a mega, multi-day V.
>>62778330your mom has a proper V and i love using it every night
>>62778336Based buck breaker
>>62778326the power is real
>>62778250Wow cool, I saw a jeet on twitter posting the same bullshit.
>>62778327What does it matter? The point remains we're on a business/finance board, we're here to make money. Objectively, undeniably, silver has gone from $20 ->$120 the past 4 years. Back down to $60 but a 3x is still impressive.I'm here to make money, all of us are.BTC has had far more impressive yields than stocks over the past decade as well. I've maxed $7,500 into my Roth IRA for VOO, but I still have cash leftover to invest. Where does it go? More stocks? More Crypto? More precious metals? I don't know.But if you're 100% in stocks, you're fucking retarded, whether things work out for you or not. Honestly I'm thinking of antique books as an investment at this point, at least I can read something for my troubles.
>>62778339It sure is lightning apu. It sure is. >>62778341Your hostility is cringe ngl
>>62778342Nobody should be 100% in any investment. It comes from a place of love, not hostility.
>>62778347Nah. I'm going to full-port back into SOXL once it touches the 300 day EMA again.
>>62778186put them through classes of how to leverage AI for more productivityif their productivity still doesn't improvefire them and replace them with AIand replace them with AI a year from now anyway.
>>62778347Fuck that nigga spy 0dte and 1dte for fucking life. Life is too short and precious to wait on something for a decade hoping it pans out
>>62778341>we're here to make money. Objectively, undeniably, silver has gone from $20 ->$120 the past 4 years. Back down to $60 but a 3x is still impressiveYou haven't made any money though.You could've done a 6x, then you could've sold it when it went down to 5x, then a 4x, and now it's a 3x and you're still not selling.It's pretty clear you have dragon sickness, you'll die with that "investment" and that's okay. I'm just going to keep laughing at you because you clearly hate yourself lmao.
>>62778317all the WWE games not yet recomped started with the PS2 ones.
POOP HOUR
>>62778358teach me the way
Scott, do something!!!
Perhaps the most boring 60 days in market history. Theta farmers are having a field day though.
>>62778341>What does it matter?It matters because you didn't pay $20 for silver when silver was $20. That's why you won't post the receipt Preston
>>62778367Gonna be real with you chief, you have to have the gambler blood running through you. If you don't have that, the teachings are pointless.
>>62778373ive decided to stop being a risk averse pussy
>>62778373gambler blood + alcohol = endless entertainment
>>62778373Do you go for one big score during the day, or lots of little ones?
Well it looks like the SPY is going to close up on the day. Bulls win again, sorry bobo you don't get to win today, but you can try again tomorrow (you won't win tomorrow either)
Where we slurping $Mu at bros? 800?
>>62778382lots of big win ones is best, but mostly just losing
>>62778383I sense an EOD dump brewing
>>62778374How much are you trying to make in a day>>62778382I just hope to catch giga green days and get low 5 figures. Buy on open, let it ride. Cash out and keep a couple grand and do it again
So FAST is reporting earnings, thinking of playing the calls for some fast cash free money you know what i'm sayin' boss?
>>62778388Would be bullish regardless. Dump to buy back in for cheapies into giga pump Wednesday
What would you do?
>>62778399Use an xray mod to find diamonds
>>62778391>How much are you trying to make in a dayI guess I dont know what the bare floor is, I have capital I can use , I would want to start small so I dont wipe out myself instantly
>>62778370I just posted the receipt, it's not exactly impressive either. Call it AI or expose element, I don't care.>>62778362It is a hassle to sell, and most local coin stores are scams. I plan on taking the gold/silver with me to Japan, but they have a 10% import fee to my understanding so it's even more of a hassle. It is what it is, but I don't regret it. What would I sell it for? More USD lol? I'm holding for the longterm.
>>62778399erm
CPI tomorrow will probably pump the market. Is it worth getting a 1DTE vs waiting till morning to buy in?
Slowly turning green after being down bigly today, I can feel the hopium brewing
>>62778186Under the Scooby-Do hood everything boils down to IQ.
>>62778409I think CPI is more likely to dump us. Bit of a gamble, really.
>>62778405You didn't post the receipt Preston (lmao dweeb) because it's embarrassing and proves you a liar and that silver is a shit investment
>barely finishing green so you can get heemed tomorrow
Never stop believing all baggies
absolutely horrible day and we will bog more tomorrow
green but at what cost
>>62778417What more do you want? $5,995.59 is the exact number in the earlier reply.Is it so hard to believe that someone bought 5 years ago? Is that unfathomable for you? It's not particularly impressive either, not sure why you're so worked up over it. I'd argue most anons are doing far better than myself, can you find another (actually rich) anon to bother?
>>62778426Is it beyond reason to imagine that tomorrow shall rise upon a world rendered ever more lush, ever more green with promise?
keep dumping, do not be scare
>>62778365any plans/eta for wwe all stars? that game was fun
>>62778429market is overbogged. we're due for a big bounce.
CVXbros, we eatin' steak tonight.
>>62778144shoplifting, illegal immigration to Australia or NZ
>>62778170kek
You are gonna have to do better than that to scare me.IM NOT FUCKING SELLING.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>627784530%>allcashGODSI didn't buy on my lunch break...
>>62778453-0.81%. I need something more volatile any ideas?
>>62778453Today: -0.19%This Week: -0.62%This Month: +2.49%This Year: +35.99%From Peak: -1.51%12 Months: +12.49%
>>62778453+50%, trust the plan
>>62778453-0.20% not so bad considering at was almost -2% earlier
>>62778453>+0.04%
>>62778453-3,23% today Sold the bottom
>>62778453>drooling ass spaztic downs syndrome 0.52%
>>62778453-2,97%Semis chilling off is bullish as fuck
what's a guaranteed +10% by the end of the week
>>62778453+.05
>>62778453Down 5000 SEK, got stopped out of the last piece of my SPCX swing trade
>>62778427I wanted the receipt so we can see your actual costs and return.You paid $845 for 26 ouncesThat's $32.50 an ounce a 41% premium.Silver spot today is $59, but you would probably only get $54 if you sold it locally But even at $59 you only get $26.50 profit per ounce, not a 3X but a 1.8XNow subtract inflation etcShit investment you paid too much in fees, and so small it's a nothingburger. If it was a material amount you would owe taxes
>>62778466What the heck I never knew that was a Bugs Bunny image...
>>62778453+0.72%
Silver baggies are all like this, they claim 3X when it's not even close , Preston did better than most. pmg baggies were all buying at $130, probably Preston was too
>>62778453+0.35%Once again Nike carrying my port but my tech bags got lighter.
>two name doxes in like a monthYeah this shit was a very bearish sign
got FUDDED to death and missed SOXL bottom, literally fuck everyone
>>62778453-1,26%But it doesn't matter. This month I will feast, maybe even tomorrow.
>>62778059tryna get that woke money
>>62778468But meta or googl puts
Time to full port into MU?Its been batered a lot.
Is it me or is /smg/ at like half the traffic compared to June?
>>62778085the things you own end up owning youtv pastor said "the gifts god gives you have flaws"in other words, having nice things means maintaining it and that might be more than some people are willing to put up with
>>62778524Yandex bots are gone
>>62778524Lots of people getting range banned over and over.
>>62778524The Iran war is boring. AI is now so good that any improvements are incremental and boring. OIL is boring, crypto is boring, the europoors stopped crying here and are now just wallowing in boredom, this whole market is a fucking SNOOZEFEST.
>>62778524Nope, you're about right. Some big happenings in June like the SpaceX IPO.
