>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62784872
krach cancelled! doomers were wrong again!
>>62785550>Basedkrautposten>>62785544Aye, im keeping an eye on it, but I sold some miners during their AM pump. >Might sell more if this continues
>People unironically sold
APOLOGIZE
reminder
>>62785569>Long neocloudshow did that go?
>coreweave's interest on its debt comes out to 25% of its entire revenue>this makes it net negativeImagine having so much interest on your debt your earnings just evaporate
Why is RHM up?Should I buy?
>WTI oil approaching 3% gains on the heels of hotter than expected CPI and PPI reportsBros...
>>62785574I imagine a lot of /biz/ posters know exactly how that feels.
>he sold
OOOOOOOOOOO!
>>62785567I never sell at a loss, you might even say I am allergic to losses.
>>62785574future of the US government as well. they just cant stop nigger printing on days like today.. its amazing to watch them print money to stop a crash based on news that they printed too much money
just buy wheat and avoid the madness
>>62785572So friday is every baseball teams' stadium parent company?>Dodgers shitting down their leg has been fun
>>62785574Is these niggers financing their company on credit cards?
I've been away but I implore you once again>buy QTEX>they revolutionized quantum computing wiringThat's it, that's the entire post.
boss (female) just made me sit through a 30 minute team meeting reviewing a comic strip she made about herself
I didn't sell SOXS at 48 so now I'm waiting
>>62785577and they are still bullish.. its hilarious
>it's already close to recovering from this mornings crashWhat a shakeout, haha. You're so funny, haha. You can go back up from last weeks highs, haha.
>>62785584My grain silo is already full and Jewish billionaires are sending the rats
Why's CVX down?
>>62785578It's a bit annoying seeing my paycheck go from $4000 to $3000 becomes taxes and insurance just take one of my limps every two weeks. >>62785587The interest on their debt exploded to 15% so any higher and it might be cheaper to go to a credit card.
>>62785574yes but why is NBIS caught in the fire, that company is actually competent
can somebody explain why bond rates are dumping? was there a debt sale or something?
>>62785589I quit my job in august purely because I was sick of working for a woman that wanted to go viral more than innovate in the business. Sorry you got that goin on anon.>Hows your boss look doe?
>>62785596oil is a meme, there's an infinite supply of it under your feet
>>62785589>she made itI bet it was AI slop. tell her how wonderful it is or lose your job goy.
>>62785589>he works a girl jobSAD!
SPY, just go down. No need to overcomplicate the matter.
>>62785599I really want to buy NBIS. But people keep telling me not too.
2% annual targeted wealth transfer from the goyim to the chosen was a pretty good deal for them, not sure why they couldn't have just been satisfied with that.
>>62785609It's going to be green, we've already found bottom, and now it's just going to do an upward crab. sucks to be in a bad position, just correct the position.
NON STOP ASS RAPE
>Buy SPY when its down 1% in a day>do nothingis it really that easy?
>>62785600black rock said they are buying. they downgraded equities to neutral and bonds upgraded to overweight. they think 5% will beat VOO next year.
>>62785614This. What an absolute nigger fucking market.
The market is retarded. They’re all gambling addicts. Iranians are losing through attrition. Inflation is hotter due to lag effect from big black beautiful oil that slowed earlier. AI isn’t unwinding. China memory fud is a meme. CXMT faces export controls and doesn’t have access to EUV. Anthropic’s diminishing rate of revenue just means meta, open ai, and others are getting a slice of the pie. AI is the new arms race with China. Big dick Trump knows that and will continue to funnel AI with more debt until we get a machine god. He has Zuck and Jensen in his ear saying full speed ahead fuck safety cucks. And to top it all off Bussy has been the one buying up all the bonds to dom retail to stay in the market. Don’t overthink it don’t hide just buy. The Korean president is posting the suicide hotline number on his Twitter and talking about debt refinancing. It’s all bullshit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62785613Everything was perfect. We had near 0% interests rates. Inflation was fine. But nope, they just had to destroy everything for their little pandemic party
jensen at the rescue of coreweave! the bears trap has begun.
>when your custodian turns on HODL mode
Almost green on my USO. Keep pumping!
>>62785618I'm not a bond man but corporate bonds sitting at 5.5% is pretty cozy if you have hundreds of billions to throw around
friendly reminder
>oil up>inflation up>stocks up>bonds yield downNothing makes sense anymore.
>>62785614It's crabbing up right now, but not fast enough to outrun decay.
ROCKETLABSISTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AHHHHHHHHHH
>>62785627>hundreds of billionsthey have 15.5 trillion under management and they said 5% bonds are more attractive than the clown market with 1.5% monthly inflation
>>62785614I'm in a good position though just been waiting for it to break 769.50
>>62785633We literally fucking told you anon
>>62785633ROCKETLAB BURRNING UP OUT HERE ALOOONEAND I THINK ITS GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIMETIL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME AROUND AGAIN TO FINDTHE BANKS REPOSSESSED MY HOOOOME
>>62785634The fancy answer is that the earnings yield is below the 10Y yield which usually means pain.
>>62785588Double dubs and green ID. I want to believe.
>Sit down>Shut up>Listen closeA Niguette is speaking.
>>62785633Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
babe i love you. and when the market turns around, tech makes new highs, and you miss out again, i don't want you to despair, i want you to remember that all i want is to take care of you, that you don't need to risk your funds, you just need to open your heart to my love. i made it babe and i want to share it with you.
>>62785629yesterday was an over-correction. one additional rate cut was already priced in.
>>62785638PAAAAA AAAIINNWITHOUT LOVEPAAAA AAAAINCAN'T GET ENOUGH
Told you panicans to chill the fuck out, Trust the Plan, and not cut your dick off but you just wouldn’t fucking listen
>>62785643never call me babe again
>nvidia gains all wiped outbback to pre May levelsThe silver lining here is seeing all the shills and baggies cry.
That's a nice tech sector you got there anon. But she's going to have to come with me for a bit. You can have her afterwards. Maybe.
it all returns to crab
OOOOO I AM SLUUUURPIN'
>>62785633>ROCKETLABSISTERS>Not ROCKetLABsiSTERsthis is website and forum has totally fallen from grace.
>>62785615KMB +4.09%
>>62785652>the female model that is 57 but looks 17
I heavily slurped BUG
I will live to see -5% days on the Fentdaq-100 and tech trannies getting the rope they deserve. Today is not that day yet, and it's not the right time yet, but it's coming and I hope you faggots will all suffer as much as possible.
>>62785633mark my wordsrklb and asts will be boughted out by spcx
>TTWOthread theme https://youtu.be/5dPwBWvmcbQ?si=qKG8ep8KSgUFWRno
>>62785614told you retard
>>62785588>double dubs
>>62785657i've never seen a woman so young
>>62785645if everything has already been priced in then shouldn't volume in theory be zero? it's all priced in what's the point of trading
why line go down?
>>62785653short this shit.
>>62785649Today is the start of the first cycle in which Pluto will no longer be in retrograde (it's been that way since last May). I'm honestly incredibly bullish on tech again now that Pluto is back into its Aquarius phase and we'll probably start to see the effect of that in the coming weeks since Aquarius is linked to friendships and long term goals. We should see some unexpected partnerships and deals coming up to get the market properly green again.
>>62785667Because there's always people buying and selling for non-valuation reasons. People get paid and and want to invest that money. People have bills and need to sell cover expenses.
>>62785666>the female model that is 17 but looks 57
Coreweave CEO about its debt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBhTBu9ZbA&t=1098s"Well, there is that box..."lel. enron v2.
>>62785668Because you touch yourself at night
>>62785659you're such a faggot >i le live>tech trannies>today is not that day yet>but it's coming
You're all peeing here, just woke up at 6pm and gonna check my europoorfolio. What am I in for? Hold my hand while I log in.
>>62785666Nice satan, her pussy is hangin out. kek.
>>62785682Could be worse. Could be Korean.
>>62785682I'm down 2000 euros or about 1 million USD
>>62785682im down 4% todayt. europoor
>>62785629Bond yields are down and the dow is up because people fled tech for bonds and blue chips.
>He bought?>Doomp eet.
>>62785671Investment?but how can the interest exist if it's already been priced inliquidation to cover expenses? but why would anyone buy? there's nothing to be gained because it's all been priced in already
>>62785652>>62785666such a spritely young lass
>>62785668There are literally zero tailwinds to keep people trusting the delusional lies of tech trannies.
NIGGERS
>>62785633You can still rotate over your bags into the new manhattan project.
>>62785692bro 1.5% inflation is bullish because we need to finish the super intelligence and ask them to balance our budget. we have to print more money as fast as possible we need computer chips at any price so that we can figure out how to "outgrow" the debt. if we don't nigger print 10 trillion dollars right this fucking second then the Chinese will do it and the world will end we cant let that happen
Israel is killing Bobos.
>>62785695And Nokia already has a wireless network on the moon.
>>62785685>>62785687I should go back to bed again
>>62785577>Look away for a ffew minutes and it's already above 3% and still climbing>Closing in on $100My bros? I don't think I'm feeling good about this one
>>62785650i love you, and we could be having a nice snuggle right now. you're having a moment today, but like i've told you before, my darkest days are still brighter than your best, financially speaking. i know you're proud and have a lot invested in your ideals, but you're wrong in so many ways. i don't want to change who you are, i want to support you where you fail, see what you're blind to. our differences can compliment each other, they don't have to come between us.
>>62785707>>62785577Can we please not go over 100
>>62785667nobody said everything was priced in, learn to read, maybe it will better help your portfolio in the future.
>>62785701Every time I see a dead Muslim I relax
>oil is diddlin $100 >war hasn't even resumed yet>SPR release failed by 15 million because no one wants to take a loan on physical oil when inventories are at minimums>IEA and markets still forecasting that we will be in an oil surplus by next quarteryeah I'm not selling my oil bags until $150 crude at a minimum.
Why XLE down small when crude up big?
>>62785718>Hormuz fucked>Houthis/Yemen/Saudi fuckedpriced in right? but what about the one they wont even put in the media>black sea fucked
Last thread I was bullish. Now I will post bearishly.
>>62785717
>>62785718>IEA and markets still forecasting that we will be in an oil surplus by next quarterThey think they can get out of this mess by lying, and nobody calls them out of it. Well, they got their orders.
Just took a massive shit. Felt like shitting smooth rocks. Now that I'm not being weighed down my stocks can finally go up.
i was wild and crazy and wrong at your age too. i understand that. you'll change on your own and see that i was right someday, one way or another. going back to bed for a bit and wish you were in it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62785560NO CHAINS CAN LAST FOREVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksnpaellAE
>>62785730>>62785718>>62785734
>>62785695>spacex is germany>tmobile is us and russia>tmobile has a truce agreement with germany>at&t is great britain>great britain will fight back and ally with france >but verizon will fall to germany and france will hide in at&t while germany attacks them >this continues until t-mobile can attack space x and allow britain to reinvade conquered verizon before they split spacex with russia
>>62785733Silence goy
unironically CC chads won (again)
What do you lot use to keep abreast of real-time news updates? Is there any kind of app that auto-updates with the latest market-related headlines?
>>62785756Yeah, it's called 4chan.org.
I'm up 10% on LLY todayNot bad
>>62785756the lines will tell you the story before the news will. you just have to learn how to read them. sometimes they try to hide tricks in them but other times they tell you the truth.all time high diesel isn't bullishexploding refineries are definitely not bullishhot inflation reports aren't bullishrate hikes are definitely not bullish100% of the price action today for most charts is the government nigger printing a V off of horrible news. you should be trimming/locking in profits here and not buying bags.
>>62785751Nah
>>62785756I peruse the stock market general on the biz board of the notorious white supremacist website 4chan. Perhaps you've heard of it?
>>62785746Holy based>GNOOO STOP PLAYING YOUR CARDS
>>62785751Other races ARE Jewish bio weapons. They should stay in their little shitholes instead of coming and being rabid raping dogs that they are
>>62785768It's just a relief rally/bull trap/dead cat bounce, not government intervention. If the government was going to intervene, they'd do so in oil, not stocks.
>>62785768This but candles. A true linear plot lies worse than anything.
the AI exuberance ends today
Just kidding. I didn't even post in the last thread.
>>62785768>sometimes they try to hide tricks in them but other times they tell you the truth.Gosh, thanks.Does nobody else use any kind of feed or real-time rss app or anything?>>62785771I have, but without outside information all I ever get is a bunch of clueless WTFWT posts
>>62785785probably want access to a Bloomberg terminal. people used to post them here daily back when this site wasn't total dogshit.
>>62785784Im not joking
>multiple studies have shown that women exhibit a better risk-to-return ratio than men on average.What does this mean? Women only play it safe while men gamble?https://investingintheweb.com/blog/retail-investor-statistics/
>>62785600Bessent is buying the 10 year bond with money Warsh made using stealth QE
>let them eat CAKEIf it's not tanking then don't stress
>>62785801women are conformists. they just selected the first option on their work 401K and it average 10% a year and beat 90% of SMG
>>62785695Fucking hell plebbit is so lame.
>>62785802We're printing money to pay off Kimberly Guilfoyle's amex card
Just bought 230 IREN at $28.50. Still have $1500 that I'm willing to put in this that I'll deploy on Friday or Monday in case it goes down more to average down.Godspeed.
>>62785652>IT ALLLL>RETURNS>TO CRABBING>IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN GAPPENING DOWN SHAKING ME OUT
>>62785812TUMBLING CRAB TUMBLING CRAB
How do I long mint-chip ice cream?
>>62785652What a boring day. It could've V'd or crashed. But noooooooooooooo... of course we can't have nice things. You call this a discount? Fucking lame!
>>62785814What a life.
>>62785818>you call this a discountexactly... shit like DELL is down 20% in two days and its still wildly overpriced. I cant find anything very appealing to enter today even though half of the people in this thread are bagholding shit that dropped 40% in two days.amazin
I AM FINANCIALLY BROWN
>>62785798That's kind of what I'm thinking about. Bloomberg and Shkreli's Godel have that news app built in. I'm wondering if there's an app that does that *just* with the news.
I am buying HESM getting an over 10% dividend and chilling.
As a whole I’m down 3k or so in the last two days but the biggest losers have reverted back to months agoZe plan: dump MU as soon as it’s over 1k again, I swear I won’t cry if it goes to 2k after, it’s all been too much for me
>it's good when companies have to pay more
>>62785834>BeggingOh, boy. It's a long way down.
>>62785841to the shareholders, yes.
>>62785775>He doesn't know the difference between Spanish imperialism and dutch anglo colonialism Top kek
I was green last week now I'm red time to take lead to the head
>>62785785Lurk for 7 years at your local synagogue before you post here
>>62785846not what PPI does
Do you guys trust investing news? I thought all they did was lie to fuck over investors.Had they ever helped you make money?
convince me not to full port IREN
Meanwhile Moderna slowly climbing to 400.It really do be like that.
>>62785859its a retard stock, dont full port that shit kekI did throw in a spare 6 grand in it tho >>62785811
>>62785567I just bought the NIGGERDIP.
>>62785823Glad I'm not Korean though. At least I can find some solace in that.
>>62785834>chinese ram in 2 weeks>he thinks its going back to 1kKWAB
>>62785853PPI only matters if they don't raise their prices 110% of PPI.
>>62785867what
>>62785852I guess I could pay 30bux to Benzinga
>>62785866no one's buying chinese RAM lmao
>>62785859Not much convincing needed.You dont want to end up like me.Go invest in something you believe in.Amazon or Apple or one of those big companies idk.My hearth is broken my soul is crushed.My spirit shattered.
>>62785852Kek
>coreweave is still down ytd despite the massive AI buildout this yearwhy would anyone still hold this nigger stock? if you want volatility there's dozens of better choices
>>62785600Yields topped. Now look up what markets tend to do after yields top. World of pain, dude.
>>62785873>nobody will buy chinese RAM >chinese RAM sucks>chinese RAM is ok>chinese RAM is a bargain>chinese RAM is fast>we all have chinese RAM
>>62785881are you familiar with the idea of the zeitgeist? I don't know what they put in the tranny pills or the hormones in the water or the subliminal messages or something but 99.99% of retail all organically decided to buy dogshit like IREN, ORCL, CRWV, ASTS, RKLB etc..if you ever see a screenshot of a 20 somethings portfolio it has the same 10-20 tech tickers and their portfolio is 100% tech scams. the same people will tell you AAPL and MSFT are bad
>>62785866>Announce “progress” on a new chip>Available in some unknown capacity at the end of the year>Refuse to elaborate
>>62785881I think if u still holding CRWV you literally cant sell because it s negative equityif u try they will come to your house and demand payment or rape
>>62785892yeah do whatever for your gayming rig
Xi please let me buy CXMT
>>62785892Taiwan isn't China.
i missed the dip
>>62785910it will keep dipping, dont worry. nothing really changed
>>62785859I just like the stock. Don't full port it though, it's about 6% of my port.
what's a good portfolio if I am just starting to invest
>>62785858Why does no one answer?
>>62785925just buy an index fund nigger
>>62785910We're still in a dip. You don't have to time the exact bottom.
>>6278592570% VOO30% QQQ
>>62785925voo 100%dont listen to anybody else ITT
>https://www.finra.org/sites/default/files/2023-09/FINRA-Investing-Knowledge-Quiz.pdfI did this test and got a 7.
>>62785925You can put 100% of your investment into a single target date retirement fund or an index fund.
>>6278592595% VOO5% funny stocks you pick yourself and lose money on
>>62785933>>6278593150% SCHD50% JEPQwould mog either of you over the next 12 months. like not even close probably double the performance.
How many of you have autism, and how has it helped you in your investing career?
Stop fucking screaming and cryingIf you stay in the market with a diversified equity portfolio,you should expect at least one 50% drawdown every 7 years.If you stay in the market with a concentrated portfolio,you should expect a 50% drawdown every year, and a 70% drawdown every 7 years.if you can't handle that,60/40 VT is that waythat gets you a 30 year window with 50% drawdown.
>>62785925100% VTYou own the global stock market and can ignore this thread for the rest of your life
That first sip of the day
>>62785942This is retarded, why buy the ETF when you can just get all the good shit that goes into it without all the bad shit that goes into it, and without paying Chuck (((the Schmuck))) his (((expense ratio))).
ooooo
>>62785948I'm not going to stop screaming and crying!...BECAUSE I JUST MADE THE MOTHER OF ALL SHITS IN MY DIAPER AND KMB CRACKED $100 AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO*shakes rattle*
>>62785951And yet you yourself have underperformed SCHD even with the expense ratio, curious?
>>62785951tipping JPM to farm volatility off of faggots and yield 11% per year is a small price to pay compared to telling a newfag to buy 100 shares of every company in the nasdaq and run his own covered call strategy
>>6278592560% of one thingand then 40% of another
>>62785925>>62785949This100% VTThat's two suggestions for 100% VT
>the KMB guy is just a regular degenerate diaper fetishist
>keeps pumping>oil +2,8%Just fully detached from reality
i believe a full recovery is possible
>>62785966Real oil prices are priced in. Futes are fake and not taken into consideration (until they are when algos shit themselves and inverse SPY).
Look, I just want RKLB to go below $40. Okay? Am I asking for too much here?
>>62785962I could give an explanation as to why but if I mention market beta it'll trigger the schizo babe poster.
>>62785956No I've done alright this year. I've made about 65 thousand trading this year so far, but I make so many withdraws that as far as a percentage goes it's tough to say because I try not to keep less than 10 grand in the account.
>>62785974sorry try to keep no more than 10 grand in the account.
>>62785965>guythere are atleast 3 of us here. full disclosure I sold half my diapers position today. I wasn't even joking about 33% KMB 33% CVX 33% MSFT portfolio when this image was circulating. its up so fucking much since I shilled it. like 50% in 3 months
Can we please have an actual crash? I won't even financially benefit from it. I just want to see something actually happen. Space sector coming back to Earth doesn't count.
>>62785970Yeah how could the cat be in the air if it wasn't alive?
>>62785961I got 46% in degenerate gambling type A, 26% in degenerate gambling type B, and20% in gambling type C. The rest 8.5% is in safe boring equity and 0.5% tail hedge. Only 20% margin btw. Is this a good split?
>>62785982the cat could be full of helium, and in that case it will not come back down, it will float all the way out of the atmosphere
>>62785983gambling position is supposed to be smaller than the safe boring position sirs>I don't have time to wait 60 yearsyou wont live for 60 years with that portfolio
>>62785949why VT instead of VOO?
>>62785990>bumps into the firmament>space isn't even realcheckmate tranny
>The self-employed online trader was born in Chichester, West Sussex, and living in Doncaster at the time of his death.Never got full schizo smiggers, or at the very least stay away from the tiger pen
>>62785995Is having a lazy eye a requirement to get into finances?
>>62785993There's endless data showing global diversification pays off really well. By owning everything it doesn't matter what is being sold or bought or rebalanced. The equity always ends up going somewhere that you own.If foreign investors pull their money from America, you don't really benefit unless you own their investments as well.Also its really on sale right now.
>>62785992Aye, Take risks and you may die. Play it safe and you'll live, at least a while. And lying in your bed, Sixty Years from Now. Would you be willing to trade all the days from this one to that for one chance, just ONE CHANCE to tell your enemies, they may take your losses, but they'll never take your freedom?
>>62785862Hahahahaha this!nothing feels better than owning Moderna.When the news came out months ago about their vax, everyone here told me to not buy it because it’s already overhyped and gonna go down again.But I went full retard and bought some.Now I am Almost 3000 dollar profitlolFeels good manMy only regret is that I couldn’t buy more, the lament of a poor man.Feels bad man
>>62785925>what's a good portfolio if I am just starting to investGood relations with your local Rabbi, with the goals of marrying a Khazar virgin so you have a safe haven in Israel and free income from the slave states currently occupied by goyim.
GAINSDOM!!!
>>62785999>whole world in crippling energy crisis caused by america>America a bastion of safety from the energy crisis they caused>invest in the countries we are underminingweird strategy bro. basically you want 0% canada exposure 0% Europe exposure 0% Asia exposure 0% africa exposure 0% middle east exposure.MAYBE and its a big MAYBE south American banana republics that are puppet states of America are a good investment but you have to consider brown people in favellas manage those countries and they are even more corrupt than Jews which are already hilariously corruptinternational diversification is a bigger fucking meme dogshit retard place to put your money than even the fucking Russell which is totally meme boomer shit/untouchable aswell
>>62785998Yes. The wayward eye perceives the bent light of the future.
I Am going so Insane that i started listening to Acid Bath again to calm myself down. Thats my mood right now.Im a Bull seeing red everywhere.This is not healthy for me.Somebody wake me from this nightmare.I cant control myself.
>>62785560That woman is very pretty o_O. I wonder how old is she. SHe has the neck lines, but she is very pretty hehe
American bonds are becoming pretty attractive
>>62785944I have autism but haven't invested anything yet because I'm a poor NEET.If I ever start working and making money, I'll most likely gamble with options like the wallstreetbet people or with crypto because there's no point in putting my paltry remaining $50 after expenses into index stocks that will only give me $5 or so after 20 years of hodling.
>>62786016your mom is looking pretty attractive.HAHAHAHA FUCKEN GOT 'EM!!!
>>62785973no please do darling. and that hurts me deeply, remember the love you used to have for me, stop trying to smother it. beta is volatility vs the market. vt IS the market, you don't understand what you're talking about when you mention beta. and to a larger point, this isn't a stage, it's real. you use this stuff as a platform to show off how smart you are, your personality, but that's not it's purpose, it's to make money. i did make a ton, it's real, i want to share it with you, but you're so caught up in your performance you refuse to acknowledge it. i didn't do it the way you wanted, conservative and without risk, but i did it all the same. stop resenting me, i've always wanted to help you and love you, you're far too proud for your own good.
>>62785990Cot on a moog.
>>62785995Online trader
>he bought?>rug it
>>62786026Cat on a Keyboard in Space is probably as old as most of the anons in these threadshttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cat-on-a-keyboard-in-space
>>62786029These AI videos are getting pretty good now hey.
Dead cat bounce?
>>62786024How much did you make, babegod?
>>62785944doing fine
>>62786042in the last year, 400k
>>62786029>>62786039I've seen two slop videos today that have made me laugh harder than anything Hollywood could come up with in the last 20 years.Shame they have zero way to monetize the buildout and its caused a massive debt bubble that will drag everything to hell though.https://youtu.be/oRzGdkv8fBo?si=_zzSdTEXGbcZE-2P
>>62786003Happy for you my man.I was trading it on volatility but of course im an impatient retard so thats why i exited my MRNA positions when i had good entry prices at 130 and tought 155 was a good exit. Dont listen to a retard like me.
>>62786014True gentlemen of taste know that few lines of experience on a woman only makes her more beautiful.
>>62786048Very nice, hope you get enough to retire.
>>62786036Luv a good cat meme, simple as
>>62786014that's my jewish tv wife so lower your tone when talking about her
>>62786051>>62786057I downloaded that pic and cropped out the bald dude o_O. It's very pleasing to look at that woman. Can I get her name?
Buy ticker: AG
He bought?
>buy ze dip>immediately down 1%
>>62786054i was already retired. i have enough, my mom takes care of me on top of it all and we were comfy before this. i just have more options now.
>>62786064Bald dude is more attractive, and I'm not even gay
>up 2.5% on my IREN tradesee ya later poorfags
>>62786064Sara Eisen
>nasdog getting cock and ball tortured>shit and piss holding waterDidn't we do the exact opposite last couple weeks?
>>62786050I held BBWI for two weeks and sold it for +9% realized yesterday and then it pumped 11% todayjust remove it from your watchlist and yell nigger into a pillow and then remind yourself atleast you don't hold bags
>>62786078I need more people like you excited on IREN because if we get enough momentum i might even recover from my -20%. If we can get all /smg/ Anons to trow each one 1000 dollars at it i might make it.
>>62786083I shouldn't of googled her o_O
>>62786093everyone ages. she did used to be very hot, but she's a mommy now.
>>62786083>>62786093>Her grandfather is a Holocaust survivor.[9]JEWBA
>>62786093I just puked a little.
>>62786093what a semen demon
Fucking Kayla Tausche's ass
>>62786099I'm more of a Mandy Drury guy myself
>>62786086Oh nice you are the BBWI Anon.I remember you.Im not mad on Moderna at least i made money on it. I just follow it out of interest to see where it goes.What i am Mad about is all these Bags i am holding right now KEK.Im down but not out.Still in the fight.
Fun factA little bit of commodities in your portfolio improves it. Not compounding, though.put like a 3% commodity strategy ETF in your portfolioyeah, over the long term in a long term bull market you won't compound as muchbut it reduces your drawdowns, and lowers your volatility on the long term and even short term. They perform better in bear markets. Commodities are negatively correlated with equities. Check out these ETFs:SDCIHGERCOMDand there's some more.
>>62786085you can trade both on the expectation they are always loosely tied together. it works.
Get out of AAPL smiggers if you have any because that shit inverses the market, the moment we start rebounding it will go down.>>62786092dude youll recover those 20% with no problemI can see this going back up to $50 in record time
>>62786109>buy the top of something else that is at the top>buy commodities right before a bear market and multiple rate hikesyou are supposed to buy cheap stuff. you guys just look for other stuff that's expensive when your current expensive stuff is raped
>>62786109Shut the fuck up.
>>62786109if you aren't highly leveraged or a fund that has to worry about investor redemptions, you don't have to worry about volatility. none of that matters. it will lower your absolute return and slow your compounding, there's zero reason to own it except as margin collateral.
>>62786115I said commodity strategy,not buy the most expensive commodities.
so what do i slurp before this week ends? this week has been very red, its very primed for slurping
Ah. My KO and SCHD. My guiding moonlight.You were at my side all along.
>>62786121mu
>>62786123ya best start believin in babe marketsur in one
>>62786114>I can see this going back up to $50 in record timeI know that why i invested on it.Maybe they Anounce their Antropic partnership at their Q1 2027 in start of November and Wallstreet takes these bags off my hand thats what im hoping at least.The other strategy is lets say there are 20 Anons here and assuming a 1:10 poster to lurker ratio thats 200.000€ right there on IREN just with 1000 from everybody.
Are we holding CVX at least until earnings? Or are we waiting for the divvies too?
its never too late i guess. i'm sure the kid will be autism free and develop in a healthy way.
probably going to start DCAing into scratch off tickets
>>62786109my KWAB stock are REITs, at least the divvy is fat and the O low was 53 we're just crabbing from here.
>>62786121Double MU
>>62786109>why yes, /smg/ is my financial advisor, how could you tell?
>>62785701>Israel killed the female head of multimedia at Palestine Universityoh no... who will direct the Pallywood video production now..,
>>62786133
>>62785756I usually have Bloomberg TV on mute, or CNBC, depending on which one has the cutest female news host on air
trying to explain bonds to a woman i'm going to kill myself
>>62785701I can never take a muslim seriously. I can also never take a woman seriously. A muslim woman? Shiiiieeeeeee
>>62785701You just created 10,000 Yasmeen Al Bobos
>>62786151>Bondage? I know everything about it! I'm a big fan of 50 Shades of Grades and Milking Minotaur Farm!
>>62786151>The woman when he hears autistic anon talking about bondsICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rings are tumbling downA fairy tale of plastic on displayWe playDidn't talk and then we go away>MCD
>>62785560Selling my SQQQ, made a nice 4k but bunds are below 5.5 gor reasons I cant fathom. Debating yo buy more koru...
>>62786151actually, are there any women here or are we just a bunch of dudes?
>>62786151>its all fake and gay they just print all the fucking money from nothing>money is literally a religion>it says "in God we trust" on the back of the shit>bonds are like insurance on the cult>when bond yields go up it means faith is going down>if faith goes to 0 the whole machine breaks because the church lost the congregationthere ya go senpai
>>62785560does any of this actually work?
>>62785701She looks extremely jewish. Why are jews killing their own kind? I thought they had extreme in-group preference.
>>62785589As meetings go at least this one was hilarious.
>>62785701Zamn I did say total bobo death but I didn't quite mean it like that
>>62786167Anon...
>>62785598Kek, I love that original pic so much its unreal.
>>62786167there are probably more trannies here
>>62786167did you want something?
>>62786151try simplifying it. bonds are like going out and getting a hooker, then bringing her back to a hotel. then you unzip and start sucking your own dick, then she walks out before you finish with your money.
>>62786170Yes.
>>62785618Kek, called it yesterday.
>>62786151Unironically have her listen to the better offline podcast with the Bond guyIt came out recently Regardless of your feelings towards EZ it's a good introduction for normies
MR WARSH THINKS THE FEDERAL REAERVE BALANCE SHEET SHOULD BE BELOW A TRILLION AND YOU FOOLS ARE BUYING BONDS???
FUCK YOU DOW GIVE THOSE GAINS BACK TO NASDAQ
>>62786178same vibes, I want to know what this feels like when I make it
>>62786175I did.
SOXS and IREZ bros im gonna cry we're gonna make it
huge things are occurringenormous things
>>62786151Fortunately my experiences talking to guys and gals about investing is usually positive.
>>62786050>>62786086It’s ok man. Same person with 3k profit in case I’d changes but, I am like50k bagholding 4 cryptos and a shit stock. I got a GREAT price for Tesla but I sold too early, and for some reason .9 of that was left. Now that .9 of a Tesla stock is over 100 dollars of profit and I feel depressed whenever I see that
>>62786167I thought we were 80% women?
>>62785973you want accomplishments to feel good and i understand that, and you're working so hard and you're brilliant babe. falling asleep in my arms will feel better than all of that though. i love you and i'll treat you right, you're all i want.
fuck am bored with this market just sippin on chardonnay like a eurofag waiting for something to happen
>>62786167I remember when I first started browsing /biz/ the smg anons knew each other by IRL names and shit and one was a feemale believe it or not
>>62786219
>>62786220kek
