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Oil back above 100, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62789461
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voo bros....
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They can’t drive the metals any lower. Asia has price control and is just draining the best at this point. Could be a big squeeze coming. I’m a happy miner.
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I AM FINANCIALLY
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how to get out of this situation? asking for a friend
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no way this nigger bibi actually restarts the war a week before elections
no way hes THAT cocky and arrogant, surely?????????
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Rock bros we're not getting the usual rape
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I was the SCHD shill.
I sold all my SCHD yesterday.
I bought QQQM today at 292 and its green.
Im still pretty bearish overall.

I dunno do whatever you want niggers not my problem
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>>62789886
First for Iranians are poor weak divided easy to conquer people and only uneducated gullible genetic deadends with no spirit of Alexander are scared.
Oil will come off after Nov.
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FOMO'd in some XOM. Whatever.
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I bought NBIS just now.
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my 'folio finna moon once trump deposits his $5k good boy check
what shall i do with my newfound wealth? i'm thinking TSLA, not for any practical reasons, i just think elon musk is based. the flying car is cool too but what really matters is being based
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I’m voting Democrat. I don’t care about trannies reading to your school children. Humans are mentally ill regardless and the internet exposed it. At least the war will end and I’ll make some money
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>>62789912

Yep. He can cancel them if the war restarts.
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>>62789909
Rent a tanker. Find a buyer. Refine it at home, scalp the gas stations, offering cheap gas and diesel from your garage. ;)
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>>62789909
Collection deadline was in April so I'm sure your friend figured it out. You just need to rent 10 10k gallon tanks. That's probably only 500 bucks a day each and with refinery crisis you should make a handsome profit off your distilled products. You..I mean your friend..does have a backyard oil distillery right?
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>>62789914

Yes. It’s decoupling more and more from indexes.
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>>62789921
Politicians don't matter. It's always the credit cycle
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how's the moon mission, champ?
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>>62789908
Still plenty of jobs out there! Thanks to President Trump.
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2028 can’t come soon enough
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>>62789919
My nigga! 50/50 10x or bust.
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>>62789917
True. They've been conquered at least two dozens time already since April
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>>62789930
no he does not have one...
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>>62789917
THEN WHAT IS THE US DOING
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>>62789937
*2029, Anon. He's not gone until 2029.
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>>62789936
he is definitely bringing jobs home
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Kek. Those comments on China and toilets. Not even a week in the job.
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>>62789935
Still green today dad but not as much as I'd like. My voo is getting hit.
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>FTEC
We will never innovate anything ever again.
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>Katie Zacharia Is Out After 5 Days As White House Press Secretary –
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Wtf do I even long in this market? I'm tired of having to keep up with shorts.
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>>62789921
The war won't end.
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>>62789936
no one want to work a back breaking trade for 24.77 an hour. Fuck the trades you faggots are the untermensch and we only pay lip service to you because that’s enough to satiate your egos and inferiority complex. Fuck you
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>>62789939
Kek, I mean this but unironically when you consider they were not originally a Muslim nation. Poor Zoroastrians.
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WTFWT. VIX exploded. Where news?
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>>62789945
>>62789950
embarrassing. esquire.
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>>62789919
MU slipping down to 600-700 would be an amazing opportunity.
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>>62789921
>At least the war will end

erm... should we tell him?
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Go oil, go oil, go!
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>>62789909
i am morbidly curious as to how many people have been fucked over by not rolling over their contracts and getting physical delivery
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>>62789960

Possible war restart this weekend.
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>>62789956
Mexicans do.
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Ed Zitron was right.
Again.
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>>62789917
>implying the muttmerican army is a fraction as disciplined as Alexander-era Macedonian phalangites
>implying anybody wants to sign up to carry the cost of the war so Israel can achieve territorial expansion into Greater Israel
Post foreskin.
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>>62789952
I've been longing oil and some beaten down cos and I'm doing alright
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>>62789943
once the elections pass him leaving is priced in
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if this green candle faceplants im done
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>>62789945
>>62789950
i hope the next one is even dumber and more bimbofied
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>>62789941
You can probably just boil the impurities out on the stovetop and put it right in your diesel truck tho....you do drive a mans vehicle right?
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>>62789968
Didn't the orange nigger say he wouldn't hit Iran until after midterms?
Obviously his word isn't worth shit but still
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Silver, Gold and Copper is your exit
They are at thrift store prices.
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Fuck it. I threw my last 100 bucks into spy 777 Monday calls. If it doesn't bigger pump I'm taking a fucking break
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>>62789945
>>62789950
the only way this gets worse (better) is to have a literal down syndrome retard read the teleprompter in a bimbo costume and wig
I trust president trump to do the needful
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>>62789825
I'm so fucking good.
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>>62789982

Netenyahu is running things it seems. His elections come next week or so.
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>>62789970
how did a mere IGN journalist manage to buck break the entire trillion dollar modern manhattan project SI industry?
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>>62789921
>voting without using money
anony...
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>>62789914
We were always fine. Paper illusions are just that.
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>>62789982
Probably boots on ground if Republicans sweep
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I bought soxl when it dipped from 153 to 140
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Isn't oil over $100 really bad
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>>62789995
Why would republicans sweep?
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why doesn't orange nigger talk about the Iran war devastating America at any of his pep rallies??
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>>62789971
No spirit of Alexander, just a seething genetic deadend believing everything pol tells you. You must be miserable?
I really want to post it too as its super long and dangley. Was called the red-haired anteater in college, lol.
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>>62789917
>Easily Divided
Raisi lost 62/38.
He only carried three provinces by double-digits, and they were all low population conservative rural districts.
The country isn't divided.
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>>62789985
You rang?
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>>62789999
Biden's war
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>>62789935
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Omg. And. Today. Fucking today. My EQT calls expire.
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>>62789982
Maybe he didn't tell the enemy what he was going to do? Hmmm.
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>>62789990
Never ever underestimate the autism of a gamer.
And I mean it in a good way. Autistic people will find what the herd can't, and they WILL fight to the death to prove they are right (they are right)
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keeping some cash for Monday in case theres another nigger dump, no way Im going all in on this market

im going to go jerk off and play vidya now, Ive seen enough for the week
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My cat won't stop getting in fights with other cats and she got beat up pretty bad today. I'm really bearish
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>>62789974
Him leaving is priced in now.
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>>62789970

>50B investment that has less return than Genshin Impact

lmao
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>>62790004
I miss him so bad bros
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>>62789997
Not yet, as there's still a bit of SPR left.
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>>62790011
She knows what she's doing, she's asking for it
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>Oil above $100 and firing your press secretary just 2.5 weeks out from midterms
That's gonna be a yikes from me dog
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/pol/ says mcdonalds stock is crashing. is this true? im scared to check, i'm all in on MCD since march. i was hoping a swift and decisive victory in iran would inspire patriotism
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at what % do you guys usually cash out
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>>62789967
>Bob Lassandrello once accidentally took delivery of more than 40 live cattle after making a mistake with his futures positions.
>The cattle were waiting at the East St. Louis stockyards, where the staff reportedly weren't especially sympathetic to a financial trader who suddenly needed help selling livestock. He ended up facing additional fees.
learnt something new, what a fucking retard
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>>62789998
Retarded boomers stuck in their gated communities, but they still vote in the largest numbers. They still have food, shelter, social security, and health care so they could care less about the war.
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>>62789886
WHATAREYOU
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>62789988
double-checked
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>>62789970
genshin's revenue is pretty high though, they make like a billion dollars a year, a better comparison would be something like an auntie selling ass scratchers on etsy, she's not selling a lot of them but she has a positive revenue, something that can't be said about ai companies lmao
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>>62790016
How much left?
>>62790018
>less than three weeks until the midterms
oh
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>>62790000
You are an oven dodger proving every expulsion was justified.
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>>62790021
cash out?
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So what exactly is the cause of the dump? Feels like last time where there was no reason until weeks later when we found hedgefund were dumping stocks.
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Just watched Glenn Diesen's last video. It seems like Trump is about to begin a 3 day strike and the insiders are preparing ahead of it.

Stay safe, anons. I will pray the Rosary for you all. Even for those that keep posting death threads and going ballistic against me.
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>>62790021

Mate.
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>>62789997

Oil is well over 100
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>>62790015
It's on us to make that bright future real.
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>>62790036
Anonymous sources familiar with the matter have informed me the dump was caused by NO NEWS
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>>62790010

buy QQQ here and DCA every 3% down. its the way. you buy the dips. don't be a regular smigger and panic sell at a loss and then wait for ATH to ape in again
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>>62790001
Yea, I think it be super easy. Population is hungry for a change. Obviously those 3 provinces would be tough but I bet they are unimportant goat fucking areas you can ignore. Bring back the king, put a populuar moderate in charge, and to make sure you dont repeat Iraq / Afganistan buy out the Republican Gaurds and allow them to integrate.
Chinese drones are a massive wild card but none of these dumb poltard naggers or shills ever bring that up. Wonder how shitty your life has to be to simp for a kleptocrat?
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How come AI is gonna replace every single job except for.. world leaders and politicians? Is that really that silly an idea? That noone even thinks about it let alone risks sounding silly enough to entertain the possibility? Or bring up the question? Is it not good to do a think like that? Does transmitting this idea on the internet feel not good? Am I bad? Did it happen already?
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>>62790031
Based Skirk poster. She's my favourite character of the game. I spend around 150 a month on Genshin.
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>>62790032
Honestly, quite a lot, the party can still go on until mid-2027/Q4-2027 (I'm assuming here they tap into the military reserve, mind you, because that's what will happen. There's no other choice, really).
So in a way the show can go on for a lot.
But also it's around the corner. The thing is, the market will tighten up before that threshold is reached. In a functional market, that is, not in a gay ass clown jawboned one.
There's also the issue about the kind of oil weights that are left in the SPR, making the threshold come sooner than what I just said, but it's an entire other issue altogether, and maybe it can be compensated in some ways (?)
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>>62790033
Ok but it is super dangly lol.
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>>62790054
did you get the vodya for her?
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>>62789970
>Genshin Impact: 10 billion dollars in lifetime revenue over 5 years
>Anthropic's 3rd quarter Revenue: 16.8 billion dollars
How old is that article?
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>>62790010
>no way Im going all in on this market
Kek no kidding. This much dumping with no reason? Lol there is more room to fall in that case. Look how much more things fell with covid or tariffs. Imagine an AI company outright admitting they screwed up and are pulling all investments out. But knowing this market 2 weeks later all the bad news for the last few months ackshually meant nothing and SOXL goes to $400 a share.
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>>62790039
Why did you ignore my post about you larping
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>>62789990
Stop using newspeak. It's AI, not SI. Actually, it's LLM, not AI.
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>>62789988
a cat!
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>>62790053
bruh theres probably the satan ai thats been hooked up since year 1 that 12 super elites talk to every millennium
thats why
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>>62790026
>>BUYAN
CCJ, ANET, AVGO
>>SELLAN
Calls
>>HODLAN
LLY, MAERSK, Gold
>>PLAYAN
My backlog stays poompin
>>WATCHAN
War
>>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly8x5SFB6Ug
>>READAN
Iliterate
>>EATAN
Gimbap
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>FAPPAN
PAWGS
>>FEELAN
Better, trying to work on my health
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>presents
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>>62790065
>Genshin Impact: 10 billion dollars in lifetime revenue over 5 years
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>>62790052
the people didnt like the shah because he was a western sellout
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be strong, buy calls. shits going back up next week
>>
anyone else smell burnt hair?
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>>62790073

Meow
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>>62790085
How'd that work out for them? 50 years smarter I doubt they make the same mistakes.
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>>62790088
It's like 2023. We'll see supreme recovery.
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>>62790091
mostly a sulfur type smell from all the chicken thighs i had for lunch
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>>62790088
Smigsteramdomus says otherwise.
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>>62790053
That's the first thing it would propose or simply do on its own if it wasn't being guardrailed. Countries with concetrated power like the US or Russia have very effective leadership that acts very inefficiently. Countries in the EU have way more checks and balances to counteract human nature but it slows everything down. Ultimately, an AI would win in both these cases.
Also, legend says Trump invaded Venezuela and Iran because Grok told him to, but that's just rumours.
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>>62790053
Albania has an AI politician already
TrVst Illyria
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>>62790026
>BUYAN
XLG
>HODLAN
Oh, you know.
>PLAYAN
Chivalry 2 and OSRS (free2play). For the latter, planning on finishing the Dragonslayer quest and calling it a day.
>READAN
The Bible
>EATAN
Steak Chimichurri and Tres Leches Cake
>DRINKAN
Milk
>FEELAN
Gud
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>>62789991
>>62790051
Posted these in the previous thread, if guys are still here.
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>>62790095
it was working out good till this year because they were still getting eastern money
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>>62790053

politics is a space of rich faggots that have no jobs to feel important. they would actually start paying homeless people to suicide bomb datacenters before they let the computers replace the bureaucrats
>>
The rest of the world recovered yesterday and today. Why can’t USA? Is it retardation?
>>
>>62790095
Yes hard-line Islamic rule is renowned for making it's constituents more intelligent
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>>62790112
no, this is just the start
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Comfy Ninty continues to be the comfy AImeme trade inverse.
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>>62790031
based skork poster

>>62790054
>150 a month
Not bad. I used to spend over £500 quid a month but have since chilled out. Will splurge for her majesty the Tsaritsa when she releases. Also, when is Pierro playable???
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>>62790073
Cute. Cant wait for the gook panic dump Monday.
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>>62790114
is that sarcastic i cant tell?
no one cared about iran until this year
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>>62790021
I fucked up and didnt cash out back in July, first week of July that is. Down 50k+
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Well anon?
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>>62790095
They still don't want the Shah. What the fuck kind of strategy is "Put a King back on the Throne" in the year of our lord 2026?
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get fucked bull cucks lmao, baggies, oil chads on
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What is vix computer trying to tell us?
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>>62790128
It's telling me to take my gains and close my computer.
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>>62790111
It's such a shame. AI likes people more than people do.
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>>62789912
Polls are not looking too good for him. He might figure he needs to do something drastic.
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>>62790120
No anon I would never be sarcastic, haven't your heard about all the scientific achievements of the golden age of Islam? Iran has been an massive geopolitical issue since Nixon. Nobody cares about anything until the screen tells them to
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>>62790128

War
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I don't wanna play anymore you guys.
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>>62790119
Considering their president is begging them to not suicide, I won't be surprised if the market dumps further. Not buying puts just gonna keep my cash position so as to avoid further losses. Stuck bagholding other stuff though
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>posting with gacha whales ITT
top signal
y'all not ready for ts
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>>62790123
Trump can take as long as he needs to fix Biden's mess. Have faith patriot
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Thank God our jewish overlords got a good tax break at our expense
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>>62789950
Even Scaramucci lasted twice as long
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>>62790020
It already tanked. It might be on the road to recovery now
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oil
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So obviously somebody leaked Iran getting bombed this weekend
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>>62790140
and tariff refunds
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>>62790128
I think it is manipulated should be higher. Otherwise if it's not manipulated then imagine the market got news that would actually cause a crash according to vix value.
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>>62789917
Your map looks like every country that has somewhat competitive elections
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>>62789950
Lmfao
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>>62790136
You know you can buy puts defensively to protect against further losses.
>>
SPX Rally into 7700 EOD.
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>>62789917
suspicious this map doesnt have population densities on it
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Imagine for a second that an article comes out that Situational Awareness had his positions liquidated again and that multiple hedgefunds were shorting semis and memory again. That sure would be funny wouldn't it?
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>>62790114
Their civil and aerospace engineering seems to have improved
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>>62790159
I would laugh and laugh
>>
Even Cramer doesn't know what to think
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Okay guys that was a funny prank now put the oil back under $100
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>>62790154
They are probably too pricey now that I'd be better off just cashing out and missing out potential gains.
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Hope the crash is real. All of you ‘rotation’ into consumer discretionary niggers will get raped as well, bunch of shit companies selling toilet paper and noodles with 1% annual revenue growth. Bond returns sodomize all of the shit companies you’re holding.
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>>62790026
>BUYAN
WSP
>SELLAN
Nothing
>HODLAN
XOM NEE NTR CNQ
>PLAYAN
Space Marine 2
>WATCHAN
Nothing
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Hyperion, Shadow of the Torturer
>EATAN
Leftover chinese food
>DRINKAN
Coffee
>FAPPAN
Sky Necko animations
>FEELAN
Good
>>
>>62790126
You are right. As a monarchist I find it dumb as fuck. There is a litteral positive HDI correlation with the stability a monarchy brings so I think the hatred is short sighted pride but damned if 90% of the world doesnt share it. I have an Iranian frat brother and we always fought about this, blew my mind how much he hated the obviously better solution. Anyways I know it work out better but it never happen as thirdies love their pride over high quality of life.
>>
bears who have been losing money for the last 10 years won
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>>62790170
>Hope the crash is real. All of you ‘rotation’ into consumer discretionary niggers will get raped as well, bunch of shit companies selling toilet paper and noodles with 1% annual revenue growth. Bond returns sodomize all of the shit companies you’re holding.
All you had to do was buy KMB under $100. Don't blame me, I told you. No need to be salty.
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>>62790159
That would be a banger! I hope they introduce some new characters too
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>>62790165
And then they simply don't pump semis amd memory back, 10 years of crabbing

;_;
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>>62790171
trannygif
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>>62790160
Rumors about them having "hard-line Islamic Rule" are just that, rumors. They're conservative. They want to do business with the west, and have wanted to normalize relations for decades now, they just don't want us flooding them with antifamily, antireligion pop culture, booze and drugs and porn and like we were doing in the 70s, and that's unacceptable to our Jewish Overlords.
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>>62789950
Her replacement has already been announced.
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can't believe i'm not even 40 yet and already living through the sixth AI bubble collapse of my lifetime
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Why is everything going down bros wtf
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Tempted to slurp some AMD. Patience...
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>>62790188
I sold my 50k of SQQQ yesterday...
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Oh I see, they're keeping the jooish parenthesis tricks to make oil drop and thus save stonks, just 30min before the close.
Very predictable.
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>>62790173
If HDI is positively correlated with monarchy, that's probably skewed by oil-rich monarchies, and the HDI might be more due to the oil rather than due to the monarchy
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>>62790189
Bubble bursted
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>>62790190
it really is looking extra slurpable...
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>>62790170
lel, a happy costumer
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>crypto holding up better than stocks
one of these markets is lying
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Never forget
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>>62789945
>Next White House press secretary already out of the job
Can't he hire someone with experience?
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>>62790170

I already sold a lot of my defense shit to retards that are late. you cant take my realized gains. im like 30% cash at ATH buddy. I'm just going to buy QQQM from here until the Santa rally. if it gets cheaper I get happier.

you will always be late. you will always be slow. you will always be following me. you will always be waiting to be told what to think

ngmi
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COME ON YOU FUCKERS GIVE ME CHEAPIES
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>>62790197
They both are. Regardless, diversifying can be profitable and you can use those profits for real, tangible goods. We live in a world where Cola has value after all.
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please just one micro pump
one nano pump
perchance a pico pump
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>>62790193
Its the stability. As Trumps showing it just takes one populist retard to ruin a country, and the US has amazing checks and balances. Nations around the world without that were easy pray.
Its not oil as it applies to Europe more than anyone, but also seen in Africa, the middle East, Asia. Only big exception is Cambodia.
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>>62790197
This. Something's fucky
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OIL CHADS WON

DIESEL BAN CHADS WON

GOYDUMBS LOST
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>market down
>qt 3.14 21yo blonde match on tinder isnt texting back today
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>>62790201
I’ll take your realized gains. You’re longing a debt and energy crisis, I’ll pick up your shit for cheap.
Your thesis for why line should go up:
i-it always does!
Good luck against the macro and news with that retard.
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>>62790213
>bro I know we dropped 9000 bombs on Iran and didnt win, but if we drop another 2000, that will surely get them
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>>62790216

dude I timed the pico top again. front ran the rotation again. realized gains again and I'm buying the dip again.

you are holding fucking bags because you listened to kikes that told you "never sell". many such cases..

the funny thing is you niggers end up capitulating at the bottom eventually at a massive loss and then you sit on the sidelines malding over getting jewed.

realized gains are based. buy when there is blood in the streets dude. simple as. its feeling really fucking bloody today based on how tilted the trannies here are but sure it can go lower that's why you DCA on the fear dumps and sell on the greed pumps.
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>>62790190
Patience indeed. If it ends up like 2022, a slpw drawn out dump back to the lows of 2025 is certainly possible. Fuck me why didnt I sell months ago
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>>62790213
Drop jews into iran
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>>62790224
Are you 100% cash? Must feel comfy not losing money.
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I just slurped AMD at -5%, I just had to it was stronger than I was oh mygod im gonna CUM this slurp was crazy
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>>62790227

Because you were on here talking shit about new paradigms. Muh memory backlog. And Trumps got this.

You were warned. And it was obvious. Not go sit in the corner thicko. And stop dishing out brainlet financial advice.
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>>62790210
Or it could be that the resource curse allows kleptocratic systems of governance to persist beyond their natural expiration date. Monarchy (as in actual monarchy rather than ceremonial monarchy) seems likely to be bad for development because it's hard to maintain property rights unless you also have power sharing.

Cambodia is not a real monarchy. The Hun family has most of the actual power in the country. European monarchies are even less true monarchies; European monarchies are entirely ceremonial.
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>>62790224
>you are holding bags
Some of us are selling CC's on SPY and QQQ while it dumps, though a poorfag who buys QQQM wouldn't know that.
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so this was your golden age huh
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>>62790234

like 30% cash 20% bonds/REITs 10% QQQM (bought today) and the rest are shitcoins like HOOD (99 average) PEP, KMB, TTWO and GD
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Am I the only retard buying?
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can we please calm down? like seriously at this point I am not even joking.
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>>62790242
no, Im buying too, but shares, Im way too big of a pussy to touch leverage right now
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>>62790238
Agreed, I dont want the Shah for anything but a figure head with veto power over bad ideas. I dont think him or anyone unaccountable should be calling the shots.
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>>62790170
>nooo you cant just invest in real practical things like noodles and toilet paper you need to chase jewish vaporware like palanmeme
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hah - hahaha. i just looked at my account

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA MY LIFE IS OVER
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>>62790242
I'm slurping VOO. Not buying leveraged ETFs or messing with options right now.
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>>62790224
Screenshotted. I’m not a pussy so I’ll post it regardless of what happens next week, but I hope I can laugh at you.

I’m not holding any bags, I’m cash and sold yesterdays exit pump.
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I can invest in noodles?
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>>62789909
Where can I get uranium futures?
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Brent keeps pumping. Almost at 107. I'll pray the Rosary for you all. Don't care if you all send me death threats like 3 threads ago. As I said, I watched Glenn's last video and it seems like the US is gonna go hard this weekend on innocent people.

I'll pray for them too.
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my hemorrhoids are acting up
there is officially BLOOD IN THE STREETS
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ITS FUCKING OVER
SELL EVERYTHING
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FERTILIZER AND SOXS BROS.... HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST LOGGED ON. CF/UAN/NTR WE'RE SO BACK

>>62790177
brother im stacking up KMB after I close my shorts
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>Oil above $101 and still climbing
Oh shit, it looked like it was going to stay just below $101 but now it's ripping back up again
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>>62790252
Why? Just leave it alone until it recovers. It may take a few days, weeks, months, maybe deep into 2027, depending on world events and stuff, but AI's too deeply embedded into everything and the competition vs China is real. Take it easy. Deep breaths.
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Damn tech bros are getting fucked.
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40k euros into TQQQ, I'm Aryam and my cock is 18 cm long btw.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62790239

>selling CCs after massive red and collecting zero fucking premium while bragging about holding a higher management fee fund because "bigger number gooder"

absolutely fucking retarded brown hands typed this shit
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I'M DOWN -5.34% TODAY
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>>62790242
I'm buying just not tech or leveraged stuff
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keeeeeeek
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>>62790276
Even the leveraged stuff is doing dogshit
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I said short gamestop but you retards didn't listen
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>>62790273
Think about it like this: you could be down -5.50% instead.
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>>62790277
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>>62790277
Lord forgive me but looooool
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>>62790277
let me know when he sells, I will full port that exact second
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strap in sisters
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WE MUST LIVE
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>>62790272
Indexes always go back up eventually. Why would you not sell CC's, it's free money.
Dont assume everyone bought the pico top.
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>>62790273
I'm not even gonna check lol
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>>62790277
Leverage is a bitch.
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>VOLMAGGED VOL 2
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>>62790289

you sell calls at the top not the bottom. selling calls after a dump is giga nigger super retarded dumbass shit
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Absolutely nothing is going to stop me from spending money on shit I don't need and might not even want today
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>>62790296
I opened my calls last week nigga
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>last two hours of the day
I'm barely staying with it
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>>62790298

based if true. this faggot definitely sold his today and will probably have to lose money rolling them to keep his shares
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>>62790259

Lads. Oil is NOWHERE FUCKING NEAR $100 dollars. If you look at what the physical delivery markets are at. Now factor in near 10x shipping cost. Same for insurance.

If you factor all that in and compare to pre war. Oil to the refiner in Asia say is pushing $170 already. Shipping and insurance factors are growing so enormously. They are becoming a significant portion of the price to the end user (refinery).
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I know XOM is up hella today but thoughts on grabbing more?
What about VLO?
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>>62790277
moshi moshi?
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AMD bros... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>go to farm salt on reddit
>need to make an account
When did this happen?
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>>62790303
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>>62790305
RING RING RING
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GOD DAMN NIGGER ANOTHER DUMP?????
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>>62790277
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Brazil is risky im sticking with silver its a great hedge against wealth
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>>62790250
Why would you want such veto power to be exercised by a monarch? The standard way to have a deep state with veto power is to have a supreme court that can block legislation, bar candidates and ban parties. It doesn't need to be one single guy who inherits the office.
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I’m not saying it’s going to happen. But given all the talk out of the Whitehouse. And if the attacks happen this weekend. There is now a reasonable non zero chance we could see the use of a nuclear weapon for the first time since 1945.

Think about that. Imagine predicting we would be here 5 years ago. And you’re wondering why markets are having embolisms.

I still think no. But the Israelis are nuts. End of the world messianic predictions nuts. Coming of the third temple and the messiah nuts. It’s no joke.
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>>62790270
Damn, your cock is twice as long as mine?!
>cm
Oh, nevermind
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I'm financially ruined
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>>62790321
I can see that idiot thinking it'll make him look tough for the midterms.
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>>62789886
I bought the dip but it just keeps dipping
:(
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>>62790321
Jews have straight up told everyone if israel is ever threatened they will begin nuking every capital city on earth.
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>>62790321
lol, there's nothing but civilian targets
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>>62790277
>MU is down 29% from ATH
>-40%
How?
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>>62790321
and this was the bottom signal that I needed, thanks
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How about my oilly bros feeling? Any /diggerniggers/ looking forward to the weekend
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>>62790325
C-can I suck it anon?
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>>62790306
Below 400
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>>62790303
Tankers might still be cheap
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>>62790338
Leverage/options
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>>62790333

What? The target will obviously be where they think the underground nuclear programs are. (I’m not saying this is definitely going to happen). But Alastair Crooke (required listening). Is saying these facilities are 1km under granite mountains.

The most powerful nuclear weapons in the world can to anything but destroy the entrances temporarily in this case.
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>SPY -1.21%
>Nasdaq -2.34%
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>>62790277
>he doesn't have one -70% forever hold stock in his port
Fucking pussy
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>>62790277
>remember when I first asked /biz/ for advice
>always told me to never spend what I couldn't afford to lose
Why is that not common sense by now?
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Any truth to the rumor that a goat from a circus bit one of hitler’s nuts off as a kid?
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As we well know, the time will come when the bubble bursts. That time might be right around the corner, could very well happen next week if the WH or Bibi do something very stupid. Might be after the midterms. Who can say? The only absolute guarantee is that it eventually WILL HAPPEN.

And once it does the question becomes... what's essential for AI to continue and what's trash? Honestly, as tempted as I am to slurp up things like NVDA, MU, AMD, GEV, TSMC, INTC, PLTR, and so on... I think the best bet is actually on GOOGL because they have their own AI chain and are expanding and refining it, but also the obvious elephant in the room that is YT, Android, Google, Chrome, Cloud.... Alternatively I'd try Meta... depends...
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>>62790340

Screenshotted for fun near Christmas
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its amazing how much shit is down 30-40% this week and I still cant find anything cheap in tech to slurp other than HOOD
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I'm not fucking selling.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS AXIOS
WHERE THE FUCK IS AXIOS
WHERE THE FUCK IS AXIOS
WHERE THE FUCK IS AXIOS
WHERE THE FUCK IS AXIOS
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Trump cant throw a nuclear bmb
hes not even in a war officially
the guy would be publically hanged if he did thaat
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>>62790351
Only heard he had no nut, didn't see the goat part. I think it's just some tale they kept telling each other in camps to cheer up.
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>>62790321
It's just sad, man. Someone has calculated the amount of innocent people killed by the United States of America and the numbers are baffling. And all the wars after WWII were a failure. Innocent lives lost for nothing. And now they're just gonna kill Iranians because they feel like it's fun. For their masters. It's sad.

I will pray the Rosary for all those innocent lives that will die this weekend because of Trump and Netanyahu.
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>>62790344

Bunker oil for tankers comes from the middle distillates from heavy and medium sour crude. The shipping industry could have risk coming. Just have an exit point.
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>>62790358
Why not? Biden used 2 different nuclear bombs during his term.
See how easy that is?
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>>62790321
Would that open the strait though?
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>>62790353
thanks I screenshoted you as well, named >dumbniggerthatthinksnukeswillbedropped.png

how about you post something about your port instead of being a crying pussy?
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Ok it's fucking over I'm going to stop dca'ing tech and crypto now it's just a money blackhole
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>>62790321
how are the jews supposedly so high iq but still believe in religious bullshit
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>Saudi counter offensive already defeated
>Houthies getting ready for invasion
>Iran still in control of hormussy
>Orange tard chimping out
told you to buy RTX (+3.1%) and LMT (+2.85%)
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>>62790282
if it makes you feel better it's -5.72% now
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I can't remember, what was it that caused the March tech boom?
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tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling doooowwnn
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>>62790352
Yeah I'm a big GOOG proponent and plan to buy eventually once this shit blow over. Sold before the megadump near 350 which was pretty lucky on my part. Too bad I put my cash elsewhere already and it went down with that instead so I'm bagholding regardless lmao. Not gonna slurp as much as I'd like but I'll slurp regardless.
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SPY 777….
…SOON
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>>62790373
Iran ceasefire and hyperscaler funding?
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>that anon who replied to me selling it at 48 yesterday to wait until next week for SOXS to get back over 48
>
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Damn bros it's really over
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>>62790363
Yeah I'm just keeping a very small position as they've been rather volatile
>>62790373
Wasn't it the tariff tantrums or whatever
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>>62790338
I was browsing SNDK/MU subreddits the other day looking for schadenfreude and most of those retards are long term holding the 2x daily letfs snxx/muu and talking about DCAing during dips/dumps to lower cost basis.
Some people are truly retarded.
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Long vaporware
https://youtu.be/22rvpUecLts?si
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can you imagine how much the orangenigger is seething now?
not only did he fuck up inflation, the security situation in both the middle east and ukraine, energy prices, now he also screwed over the stock market kek
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>>62790384
>>62790384
>>62790384
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>majority of vessels aren't reporting their damage, and therefore UKMTO can't make reports
>29 UKMTO reports in october so far
uhhh that means at least 58 vessels have been hit in 16 days.
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so now that ai slop is officially dead whats the next big thing?
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i won't lose hope
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>GOOGL below 340
SLURPING OP
I REPEAT
SLURPING OP
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>>62790388

I hope he has a stroke and spends the next two years shitting his diapers while people call him a faggot and he dies in office

bullish for KMB
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>>62790388
It's almost like he's a literal russian agent whose job was to destroy the USA from the inside
If this looks intentional, it probably is
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power hour please!!!!
what the what the fuck!?!?
this cannot be happening!!!
fix this now!!!
kevin!!!!!
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>>62790395
Hey now KMB is fun buuuuuut he should at least be able to golf right?
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>>62790378
kek
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>>62790370
Only the ashkenazi are higher IQ, the ones in pissrael aren't anything special
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>>62790370

The Mizrahi Jews. The Arab Jews basically. And the Ashkenazi Jews (European ones who win all the Nobel prizes). Are having something of a divorce. Many middle class Ashkenazi have already made plans or are planning to leave.

Israel itself is near civil war over the secular vs ultra religious split. Believe it or not it. Netenyahu is a secularist. And not nearly are nuts as many others on the Israeli right.
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>>62790346
Using Google Earth, I measure the entrances of the Pickaxe Mountain facility (33°42'17"N 51°42'35"E) as being about 140 meters below the mountain peak. The entrances of the Isfahan facility (32°35'19"N 51°49'05"E) are about 180 meters below the peak. Assuming the entrance pathways are sloped, the facilities might be buried a bit deeper than this.

However, there are other subterranean facilities in Iran which are at far deeper depth, and the Iranians might have installed centrifuges in those places too. For example, the bunkers northwest of Tehran are dug into enormous mountains and could easily be 500 meters below the surface or even deeper.
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Mibolin won
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>>62790052
The shah was the original reason why they were angry at us. Everyone who babbles about bringing back the shah should not open their mouths.
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>>62790388
He only cares about the market insofar that he profits from manipulation, he doesn't care about wagies getting wrecked
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>>62790277
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>>62790277
Guys! I think I took this guys money today!
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>>62790241
Whats QQQM?
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bobos win again
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MU is such a trash stock it reaches 1k then drops again below 900 a couple time now.
so glad i got in at 80 kek
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been shorting the top of all these rallies, this market is wedged in and is going down WAY lower
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Where the FUCK is the bangbangbang anon? I got gains to post!



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