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friday edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62789886
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Let's say the orange retard drops a nuke on Iran. What's the play?
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So you caught the falling knife ..
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this is fine
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>>62790396
Well first of all I'd cum cause I have a nuke fetish
Then who knows honestly
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It's over. I've sold everything.
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SLURP THE GOOGL SAARS, MONTHLY LOWS
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>>62790396
CPB and HRL
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>>62790396
The play is to sell Europe because the fallout will probably blow over here. Can't wait to drink iodine supplements.
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jerome come back
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>>62790396

TTWO, KMB and PEP. same as it ever was
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>>62790408
>insane earnings week with all this energy in the air
I'm not ready
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>>62790396
gold, before he does it of course.
But it's not happenning unless you see some huuuuuge false flag in the US or Israel.
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>>62790396
Nah, won't be a nuke. They're saying it will be the meme MOAB. Nobody cares about that unless it hits Tehran. And if it does, Saudi Aramco is done. Oil is done.
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Fuck me.
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>>62790408
>Nokia
Fuck, it's gonna dump even more now isn't it?
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>>62790405
Nah, it's still too expensive. Once it goes to $150.
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I'm once again requesting Mr Warsh to do an emergency 100 points hike to complete the clownining of the US. Thank you for your attention
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>>62790370 #

The Mizrahi Jews. The Arab Jews basically. And the Ashkenazi Jews (European ones who win all the Nobel prizes). Are having something of a divorce. Many middle class Ashkenazi have already made plans or are planning to leave.

Israel itself is near civil war over the secular vs ultra religious split. Believe it or not it. Netenyahu is a secularist. And not nearly are nuts as many others on the Israeli right
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>>62790396
The play is to cause extreme fear for a while and then call it off so overwhelming optimism about the new year floods the market. You're gonna love this.
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My gains are starting to bleed away but still green for the day
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>>62790419
Going to be tricky to get a Moab deep into Iran. It can only be delivered by a relatively slow and vulnerable C-130.
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>These pathetic auto-algo-orders on Brent 110
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>>62790404
Bottom signal
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the stock market is radicalizing me
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>>62790435
$100 as well for WTI
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>>62790429

I haven't held tech in months and I bought a lot of QQQM today
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This time I think it really is over. Rarely do I get so demoralized but I'm thinking this really is blood in the streets now.
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>>62790434
Didn't the B1 drop it?
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>>62790434
Well, it won't be a nuke, that's for sure. It honestly doesn't matter what they throw at Iran itself. What matters is how Iran will retaliate against the Saudis or UAE, whatever...
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>>62790396
Invest in NNSA contractors, I guess
>>
>Oil did nothing but climb all week, now broke $100
>Usually takes about a week or two for oil prices to reflect in gas and diesel prices
>The midterms are only about two weeks out
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
>>62790399
>80% of revenue might be from other venture capital companies not from the actual economy
its a bottom less pit
>>
I warned you about the dumping 5 threads ago and I received death threats o_O.

People even told me to commit suicide. Suicide is not a fucking joke. Hundreds of thousands of people get killed every year in the entire world. Just chill it with that hostility.
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bloody bastard don't you dare close the market I HAVE VILLAGE TO FEED MADARCHOD DO NOT CLOSE
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kek, Trump fucked the world economy for what? I hope he gets beaten to death but unfortunately the world is not just.
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>>62790441
Nope. Has to be a C-130
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How does it feel losing everything?
G-d bless Trump!
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Are we gonna keep niggerdumping or are we gonna start niggerpumping?
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>>62790453
>>62790455
Seething troons I voted for this
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Slurped some MU at 880 though. Thanks Donnie.
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>>62790453

I hope he gets to see his kids die. that would be way more based than killing an old geezer after he already fucked everything up
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Is this the big one?
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>>62790440
Cheesecake Factory is barely feeling it
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>>62790453
the sad thing is trump could have a great economy and legacy
he just needed to fucking DO NOTHING
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>>62790384
Slurp today or wait?
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>>62790462
Este es el grande uno
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>62790465
nigga there's barely an hour left
unless you're dying to buy weeklies just wait till monday
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This is one of these days when I can see plenty of margin calls and forced liquidations.
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>>62790464
He couldn't. Remember, this all started when he was looking for distractions from the files. Was likely blackmailed into it by Bibi.
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Settle down and follow the commandments. If you're mad, just go to sleep.
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>>62790419
>The MOAB is not a penetrator weapon and is primarily an air burst bomb intended for soft to medium surface targets covering extended areas and targets in a contained environment such as a deep canyon or within a cave system.

So how does this exactly help? No bomb or missile can go through a fucking mountain lmao
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>>62790463

one of the hottest chicks I ever bagged was from a poor family and thought cheesecake factory was fancy. I got so much quality puss because of cheesecake factory. she had abs and was a total nympho.

got a nigger bricked up just thinking about that place... I'm pretty bullish on cheesecake factory
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Trump betrayed Europe and Ukraine for this?
what a fucking clown
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>>62790464
hes the biggest attention whore to ever exist
he is incapeble of shotting his mouth and doing nothing
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The covered calls I sold are healing
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>>62790384
WHATAREYOU
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
>>
>>62790470
Yeah Leopold isn't getting back up after this one for sure. Deleveraged that silicon valley twink once again.
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>>62790474
Trying to look tough, I guess
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>>62790472
1. Lives rent free in my head
Love that one
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Why is everyone talking about The Orange Nigger and a bomb? I don't see anything in the paper
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WHAT IN THE NIGGER is Trump's and his ZionDemons planning to do this weekend?
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>>62790464
you had your chance to vote for the boring woman who just wanted to walk the path further
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>>62790474
>>62790419
It doesn't help. It just is a headline he gets to use for his base. He's making military decisions based on polling.
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>>62790490
someone said he would throw a nuke in the other thread
of course its stupid
hes not even officially in a war
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Lots of Panicans in here, I think its time to buy, can always tell when it's good eating's when the libtard tourists come in and shit everything up with their dilatation goo!
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Miss me yet?
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>>62790496
oh ok
>hes not even officially in a war
lmao though, no one ever is these days
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>>62790419
MOAB is not designed to penetrate rock. It wouldn't do anything to Iranian bunkers because the entrances are built with right-angle shock traps as standard. You can see this in the leaked blueprints of the Fordo bunker. So using the MOAB would serve no purpose other than to make Trump look tough.
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>>62790498
SOXL went down 90% under this asshole btw
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V?
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>>62790490
>President Donald Trump said Thursday he would not use nuclear weapons against Iran amid reports that the Department of War was developing new strike plans that could include using a bomb known as the “Mother of All Bombs” against Iranian nuclear sites and energy infrastructure.
>Speaking to Newsmax about the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb, or MOAB, Trump said, “The mother of all bombs is not nuclear.”
>“This is just an extremely large bomb. It’s like a tiny nuclear bomb, but the mother of all bombs is one big bomb, but it’s not nuclear.”
>“I wouldn’t use nuclear. We don’t have to,” Trump said.
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>>62790486
I think I've seen that he's still going on, so if that's the case that'd be kind of hilarious to me.
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>>62790497
people said the same thing yesterday and the day before
and yet it keeps going lower
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>>62790497
Get slurping
Oh by the way
Thoughts on israel?
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Something bad is happening. Insiders know that as soon as the market closes something bad will happen with iran.
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>>62790476
No happily ever after?
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man
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>>62790497
>you're a libtard if you wanted no war bullshit
>the promise trump campaigned for
nigger miga
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>>62790505
maybe don't "invest" in leveraged instruments huh migamutt
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>>62790498
>yfw the autopen was actually the better choice
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>>62790489
They cooked with that.
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>Coca Cola up
It really was that simple, huh? I got in too early and sold too early. Should've full ported honestly.
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>>62790505
Yeah so you could buy it on the cheap anon
Smh so ungrateful
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>>62790501
of course he "could" throw a bomb
but it looks really bad doing it on a country that YOUVE attacked
this isnt Japan 1945, he has no justification for doing so
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>>62790527
Incredible
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D I S C O U N T O B E R
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remember last time this happened and anons were seething that they didn't buy? this is your warning to buy. there will be no sympathy in 3 weeks.
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>>62790498
Don't blame me, I voted for him last election
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>>62790524
Coca Cola is one of these stock that I will never understand
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>>62790533
The largest beverage company in the entire history of mankind doesn't make sense to you?
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>>62790512
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURPING all day every day. The panicans cycle through a week, and then they get their hopes crushed when everything goes green again and oil crashes, KEK.
>>62790513
They BTFO mudslimes and troons, what is not to like?
>>62790518
Don't care
still MAGA
still SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPING
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>>62790527
>>62790486
these jews really conspire to take out the goyim competition, dont they
>>
As a Christian man, a catholic one, I will always be against any kind of unjust war. What Trump is doing is pure madness. Iran didn't attack anybody. People forget that the first day of the war his orders caused the death of hundreds of children.

I will pray the Rosary for all those that Trump will kill in the next few days. The cruelty and bloodthirst of the American Empire must end.
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>>62790469
I know weekend slurping is dumb and he's probably moabing iran this weekend, but I'm doing it anyway
>>
>>62790533
more sense than bonds
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>>62790464
The Art of the Deal, baby.
We have not seen the final play yet.
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V cancelled
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>>62790528
It means every country will rush to get a nuke
iran will have a strong justification to pursue a nuke as well
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>>62790474
How did attacking Iran help? Think about it, cause they sure don't!
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>>62790533
There is an emerging, global middle class. They want sugary (or zero-sugar sometimes) drinks. Coca cola knows how to play that game really well.
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>>62790537
Only a federal europe can put an end to the american empire
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>>62790534
yeah, but why does it keep going up? its just a 100 year old Cola.
Im not Warren Buffet I guess
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>>62790533
Nothing is more American than Coca Cola apart from medical debt, bombing brown people, school shootings and type 2 diabetes.
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>>62790528
>he has no justification for doing so
exactly, no false flag no nuke, simple as.
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AVGO is suck a POS company it's not even funny
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>>62790535
Oh big Israel liker huh? I see I see
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>>62790548
Why didn't they let Russia join Nato?
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More Bobinas plz
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>V
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>>62790555
Stop asking difficult questions! You're supposed to side with US, the good guys, pick up a rifle, and fight in the trenches in Ukraine and Iran!
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POWER HALF HOUR PLEASE
KEVIN
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>>62790553
I know this because they have a plant in my city so they must suck
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>>62790561
I bought SPY calls, we're going to bounce into the close boss.
>>
Are we holding oil over the weekend? I'm nervous the strait could open and peace washes over the globe. Some poster in n the last thread was saying the rosary or something.
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>>62790396
He will drop it but not on the cities, on the nuclear sites and that pickaxe mountain
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>>62790550
There's an emerging global middle class. That's who their new customers are. That's why it's growing.
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thanks for buying our shares and bonds, redditors.
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>>62790563
I think you're a faggot baggot but I'll hear you out. 0dte or are you thinking Monday nigger pump
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>>62790561
You didn't post at 3 pm lightning apu. You've doomed us all.
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>>62790564
>I'm nervous the strait could open and peace washes over the globe. Some poster in n the last thread was saying the rosary or something.
That's not gonna happen.
Things only accelerate now
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>>62790564
100$ is possibly the trigger to pull all the levers and manipulations to push the prices down.
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>>62790573
check again bitch
>>62790400
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>>62790570
go fuck yourself
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>>62790577
Seethe
>>62790576
Sorry lightning apu. I should have never doubted you
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>>62790569
>Intrator
what a weird name, is he a jew?
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I’m going down with the ship. I don’t care anymore
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>>62790578
it's ok
wagmi
just not today
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>10 /smg/s on the catalogue
holy fuck this board is dead
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>>62790576
>check again bitch
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@62790578
don't feed me any (you)'s you're not my fren
>>
so do i just short the shit and piss 500
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I habe reentered the stonks market
>anon didn't learn his lesson edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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It's your last chance anons.
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>>62790569
Not a single one of these men could build a local pavement company, they've never budgeted anything.
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>>62790587
Yes
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>>62790590
Nigga, I'm 80% cash. I'm ready for whatever comes.
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>>62790585
Yeah I'm not, but I am curious.
>>62790582
I'm losing my faith lightning apu. I'm in a slump with the market and my personal life. I need a win for once.
>>
converted to judaism to improve my gains but im even deeper in the red, considering moving into deep judaism. where should i begin with kabbalah?
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what is going on smiggas, why are we dumping like 5% everyday holy shit
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Rocktard baggots lmao
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>>62790531
This shits over why would I buy
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Account blown. It was nice playing with you all.
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>MUFUCKINGGODS
>>
lets just pretend today never happened
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>>62790598
Irannies lost so hard holy shit KEEEEEEEEK
Their schools are still blown up and they can't even keep oil tied down with their shitdrones
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>>62790597
Have you been spitting on Christians?
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>>62790561
the V yesterday from your fpbp has ruined us today. what comes up must come down its over
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>>62790604
what the fuck did you do
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>>62790604
Holy shit nigguh, F
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>>62790604
What did you do lmao
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>>62790604
Godspeed
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>>62790590
And in the end they'll use those troops to kill more Palestinians and never even touch Iran.
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>>62790598
Open those spiggits
>>
>>62790604
Where did you find this?
>>
dude but, im so fucking happy 2 weeks ago i decided to close all my positions and take a short break to settle in for the next semester at uni
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i can't make it to the close. i need a nap. i'm down 5.5% today. is what it is. staying hopeful and i love you babe.
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>>62790604
what in the actual fuck did you do here anon
>>
Thinking back to when I only dealt with the big boy companies that rarely had -2% days at worst, those were good times, think I'll go back to that
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>>62790604
You still got 48 hundred, just find back to back ten baggers and stop being such a fuck up.
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Why can't I just make $200k so I can fuck off from stocks for a while AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Please, if you're American and you're Christian, even if it's one of those weird versions of Christianity based on sentimentalism, pray for all those innocent people that will die today because of your government. Have some self-awareness.

Read the parable of the Prodigal Son. Spiritual gains are more important than material gains.
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>>62790604
dis smigga full port tech weekly tech calls?
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>>62790604
WHAT THE FUCK
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LOOKING AT MY OWN PORTFOLIO
WHEN SUDDENLY IT CRATERS, VIOLENTLY IT CRATERS
NO, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW
YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE BAGHOLDER IN MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>62790604
Were you the 777 calls guy? Lol, are all those losses from today?
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you guys... did buy.... SOXS right...? and IREZ...? It's okay, you can still buy fertilizer (CF/UAN/NTR(lol)) and win when farmers get raped due to oil prices and the strait soon
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>>62790626
looks like he was in call options when he should have been in put options, and probably stepped away from his chart for 5 minutes.
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>>62790602
you said that last time, and the time before.
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I have no sympathy for iranians (intentional lower case) because they ruined my stocks
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>>62790639
Over the past three days.
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>>62790604

What a fucking waste.
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So does Iqdalit ever post port or only the yahoo pictures?
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>>62790604
dude... if you put SPY puts for today you would've tripled
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>>62790589
SNXX ANON NOOOOOOOO!
When did you boughtened? When it was $17+ a share?
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>>62790604
it's over
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>>62790599
Orange nigger
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COME MR TACO MAN TACO ME BANANA
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ITS GOING DOWN
IM YELLING TIMBER
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>>62790604
nigger what the fuck did you DO
please don't tell me you fucking wasted it all on 0DTEs or some bullshit
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>>62790639
Nah that was me. I lost about 600 bucks. Whaddya gonna do.
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>>62790604
Yeah it's fucking over for all of us.
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>>62790656
0DTEs and some bullshit.
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>>62790640
none of those 3 stocks you listed hold futures contract, the #1 reason why BWET mooned. it would be like buying CVX because you think oil prices would moon. youre right but its the wrong stock pick
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>>62790604
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>>62790604
Clearly redd*t since modt of you dont post portfolios. Nonetheless. How? Just need to play cautiously at that networth. Arguably I fucked up too tho nowhere near that hard.
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>>62790660
BUT YOU EAT ICE CREAM EVERY DAY
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>>62790661
you blithering fucking idiot
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>>62790640
I sold SOXS today with around 58% profit. bought 2 weeks ago.
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>>62790658
samsies, I was the 775 calls guy. we'll get em next time, sure did pick a bad day to buy calls at open, I almost never do that too.
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>>62790662
Any stock pick like bwet but for what he said?
>>
One bright side - I’ll make $1,000,000 W-2 income this year. This was money I was comfortable gambling. I still have about $100k in an emergency fund.

Downside, my tax bill is so enormous, the government has made so much more money from me than I’ve kept for myself this year.
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>>62790645
Sorry m8, hope you take it well and don't let it ruin your life or anything stupid like that. 0dtes I assume?
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>>62790669
>SOXSFUCKINGGODS
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>>62790670
Well I've got 100 bucks in Monday spy calls. All my best days in the market were nigger pump Mondays. You never know.
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>>62790668
It's amazing how that Kimetsu No Yaiba anime style makes everything more beautiful. Harry Potter would be cooler with that style instead of having to put up with britbong faces
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remember: dumbocrats did this
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My bags are pumping again
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>>62790645
Nigger what the actual fuck
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>>62790678
the actors in HP were conventionally attractive for the most part
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>>62790666
It’s not Reddit but I bought 0DTEs ATM call options at every level down for the past three days and here we are.

I’ve been dealing with a family member in the hospital and I think it greatly affected my psychology thinking a turn around would happen at any moment. I did a similar thing blowing up a $250k account a few years back in depression after my mom died. I blew it all back then on put options feeling like the world was ending.
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>>62790679
How?
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To everybody that is suffering today because of their losses. Hear me out:

See pic related. That is an orphan. An orphan about to suffer an exctasy of happiness because he simply got a new pair of shoes. Just think about that. The suffering that poor kid had to suffer to reach such state after getting a brand new pair of shoes. It makes you think, huh?
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>>62790679
Unironically they didn't. Orange nigger getting involved with Iran because his Jewish puppet master told him to is the cause of all this.
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I bogled.
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>>62790590
>Israel has coordinated with Ukraine
>both are fed up with Trump and decide to take matters into their own hands
>will simultaneously do an all-out attack against oil terminals and refineries in Russia and Iran this weekend
>EU is prepared and will ban road travel in private cars starting Sunday to save fuel
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Something about this dump feels familiar and my instinct is saying to go 100% cash. Hmm I shouldve cash out Monday.
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>>62790679
Naturally
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>>62790677
Yeah I was crushing it last week I just oversized bad today. Monday calls seem good imo.
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I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT SOXS I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT SOXS CASHGODS WE LOST AAAAAAA
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It's over isn't it? I don't think I can come back from this one.
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>>62790650
>When did you boughtened? When it was $17+ a share?
>10/8: 840@$1405
>10/13: 1000@11.50
>10/14: 250 @$11.20
>10/14: 250 @$10.97
>10/14: 250 @$10.95
>10/15: 250 @9.14
>10/15: 500 @$9.97

instantaneous regret
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>RDDT
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>>62790699
I could have saved her
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>/>62790679
Fantastic (You) farming, no one is this retarded
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Anons, you might be down 5% on your port today, but doesnt it the fact that Israel is just that much safer fill you with immense satisfaction?
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>>62790650
Frierenposter? *hugs*
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I'm IPOing myself. I got 10% YOY revenue growth 5 years straight.
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>>62790699
God I want nothing more than to meet a girl like this who has been completely screwed over by her life and I can just give her the loving, stable home. She'd love me forever.
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>>62790679
Shush, the panican troons are coping with their upcoming loss in November and dilating here while they lose their bags to slvrpchads.
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>>62790684
you should not be managing your own money if your mental is this pitiful, or at the very least not actively investing
stick it in a vanguard virgin fund and don't look at it, and don't open /smg/ either
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>>62790703
I could have came inside of her pussy and made her feel like a woman again.
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>>62790701
Seedit solves this silly censorship
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>>62790699
Yeah it's over. I've been trying to slurp all week and this time it hasn't been working. This is The Big One™
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Last time there was talk of attacking Iran's energy infra the orange faggot taco'd out, part of me thinks he'll do it again but the iranian faggots with their sandnigger friends have made things so much worse so maybe he really will
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>>62790697
I'll be happy with break even atp. I know what's coming, unless trump ultra tacos on iran and unironically gets out, the market is cooked for a while.
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you now remember facebooks literally renamed itself META because it thought the metaverse was going to be a real thing.
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>>62790574
what happened, havent followed the news
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shit week at least its Friday
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?
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>>62790723
Lots of SLVRP.
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SOXL bounced from these bottoms every time this year but this time it's different
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>>62790604
man id feel pretty shit if this happened to me,
anything you want us to say or something?
you'll be okay? try to reset your mental and start small again?
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>>62790720
Zucc is a fucking loser, death to all Jews.
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>>62790723
its over
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>>62790723
:(
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>>62790723
Today: -2.65%
This Week: -5.08%
This Month: -2.11%
This Year: +27.73%
From Peak: -5.93%
12 Months: +5.19%
not great
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-2.07%
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>>62790723
I'm actually barely green today because of SCHD and XLE. Not sure what the percentage is because I transferred cash in today as well.
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>>62790723
>+0.03%
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>>62790723
After hours.
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>>62790723
nigger week

what happened today btw?
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>>62790701
its fake anyway
well done reddit
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>>62790723
-6.31%
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>>62790723
I'm financially obliterated
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>>62790723
Fuck off
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>>62790723
>-6.8%
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>>62790723
+1,91
Rheinmetall saved me. Bless the G*rmans.
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>>62790723
-0.02%
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>>62790723
>-5.09% today
>-9.71% this week

I did slurp a ton and rebalance a bunch of stuff, if the market pumps next week, I'll be rewarded very nicely, if not, Im fucked
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>>62790730
forgot to put "enemies of the" after all boss.
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>>62790728
I dunno. Today is SOXX's first day below the 150 day EMA since March, and first close below since June last year.
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>>62790723
Not bad all things considered
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>>62790723
-0.03%
My portfolio: 80% Dividend ETFs, 20% cash
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>>62790723
-12.13%
-37.34% on the week
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>>62790723
I'm illiquid and holding bags. Nothing happened, lol.
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where's that one anon that was looking to buy MU @ 880?
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>>62790730
>A congregation of catholics who converted to Judaism
The fuck?
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>>62790723
+5.14%, If have kept SOXS it would have been more.

>>62790721
The Houthis are still attacking Saudi Arabia. Tensions between Israel and Lebanon seem to be heating up, while Iran is conducting missile exercises and moving tanks.
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>>62790723
not looking
not looking
next week will surely be green again
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>>62790720
they were toying with a corporate rebrand for a few years before metaverse as their core business had become much more varied
but yeah, it was a weird thing to marry themselves to out of all the potential options they could've gone with
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>>62790723
>Today -1,37%
>Week -11,62%

Keeping an eye on VIX
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>>62790723
0%
+6% for the week
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>>62790723
I don't even wanna look at it. Week has been double digits red for sure. At least 10% down from Monday. But that's one half of my port, the other half is in a crab and might save my ass later.
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>>62790604
hes fine anons
>>62790673
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>>62790729
I’ll try to start again in January or June.
Focusing on work till end of year.
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>>62790742
*hugs you and kisses you and slips a share of SOXS into your pants hoping it'll help you recover*
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>>62790748
cant write german, jew?
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>>62790684
But why? I mean I have screwed up too but my mistakes usually take weeks to burn me eg 10k down one, 20k down another, next thing I know I'm down 50k+! It really pisses me off how I frequently get the short end of the stick woth stocks and options this year. Though I could see your reason affecting that. Do you need money for their treatment? Wouldve been best to simply stop but to late for that, most of the momey is gone. In my case I get to adamant
>I had 150k
>it is now 140k
>next pump to 150k, i sell
>doesnt happen
>dumps to 130k
>next pump to 140k i sell
>....
Ugh. Well anyways with how much you had I assume you at least have a high paying job?
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>>62790723
-0.25% today
+27.5% this week
SPX puts printed, but basically covered for my longs losing.
The last on the puts after I sold them is really depressing though.
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>>62790723
-9.71% today
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>>62790679
Biden's war
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>>62790604
finally someone with an account smaller than me
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>uranium
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>cant write german, jew?
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>>62790723
-0.65%
Up ~19% YTD
Sitting at 98% cash
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>>62790710
Huh guess Im not the only one. Why yes I do like being sappy, how could you tell?

>>62790723
Fuck me, fuck me I hate myself.
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>>62790723
-1.66%
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>>62790723
-3.8%
mostly on 1 (uno) position
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This shit can't get any worse right? Please tell me it's not.
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>>62790760
>The Houthis are still attacking Saudi Arabia. Tensions between Israel and Lebanon seem to be heating up, while Iran is conducting missile exercises and moving tanks
okay, thank you!
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>>62790791
The bubble hasn't even burst yet. Of course it can and it will get much, much worse.
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>>62790769
oh well at least I habe good food
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>>62790770
Just a joke my friend, I have nothing against them.
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>>62790723
Could have been better
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>>62790797
Dang I jelly
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>>62790710
My friend brought one out of a debt + bad relationship ditch and they're getting married next year. Think it costed him around $80k.
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>>62790791
Nobody knows anon. There's a lot of uncertainty at the moment though. Keep an eye on the VIX since it correlates very well with the S&P500 (inverse).
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>>62790791
It can always get worse. It can dump steadily for weeks, months or even years.
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>>62790796
>>62790804
>>62790805
Time to sell, it's over.
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i will continue to buy MU every time it drops $1
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This is what things looked like heading into the 13th.
It’s kind of a blur. I was going to meet with a Chase private banker on Tuesday, transfer my whole portfolio there in cash, cancelled that meeting when my dad’s situation deteriorated, and now I’m here.

Not looking for sympathy, just to give a warning I guess. It’s hard to predict how unexpected events can influence your behavior.
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Day drinking at work rn to cope
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>>62790805
Yeah, but it will dump overnight and every day will crab so you don't get any of that sweet put action.
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>>62790701
common RDDT W
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>>62790810
What's your money in?
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>>62790723
+0.37
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
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>>62790814
Stay strong anon. I believe in you.
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>>62790599

your portfolio will lose 1% a day for the next 1000 days
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>>62790816
I'd rather just buy the dips instead of buying puts. Losing money on puts and missing out on buying dips makes me want to commit sudoku tbdesu senpai.
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>>62790820
>>62790820
>>62790820
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>>62790813
Are you buying with like .1% of your port? It's already dumped at least 100 bucks
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>>62790723
went bad, down 1.46 today down 3.46 this week
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>>62790633
When the time is right you'll slingshot past that instead
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>>62790825
.....Buy the put dip?
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>>62790810
Nope. Holding onto it even if it bursts. No fucks to give. I can wait years.
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>>62790714
https://github.com/bitsocialnet/seedit
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>>62790723
up 5%
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I'm still long term bullish on AI but I do think this bubble has to pop. It's a tricky situation.
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>>62790698
Bottom signal, buy SOXL monday at 10 when it hits 80
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>>62790723
>downs 0.68%
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>>62790860
kek
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>>62790710
You might be seeing a lot more of them relatively soon. I was going to say I know two but when I think about it the number is higher. Hanging on by a thread.
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See you all again in June.
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>kawasaki heavy industries fucking boosted today

cho neechee wa
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>>62790860
Probably will, but more likely I'll buy Tuesday or Wednesday when it's back up to 120.



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