market close edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62790384
your shitty threads are always early, jew
Total panican death
your portfolio will lose 1% per day for the next 1000 days
I swear opex day is a Mandela effect it's the worst day nearly every time yet it's a coin flip somehow
>>62790836I've been green every day this week
I am rapedI am gapedI will never financially recover
>the president of United States cheerleading the stock market wasn't a top signallol RETARD
Need some money for slurping? Maybe you need some for groceries after you got margin called? Fret not, goy. You can always JUST KLARNA THAT SHIT.
Boss man doesn't know I'm sneaking a couple to cope :3
I am still losing money in SNXX>anon caused this crash editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62790853>not the hard stuffCmon anon
>jews want to bomb everyone again>market down>have a fever>hoes not responding to my dms>rejected from a job I interviewed for last week
>>62790853he knows, he just doesn't care as long as it's not impacting performance.>t. former functional alcoholic who employs plenty of other functional alcoholics.
So now that markets are closed when do the bombs drop?
>>62790856Soon. I can get away with beer but if I get caught with liqour it'll be an issue
Well, guys, time for me to leave and enjoy the weekend. I'm listening to some Britney Spears Megamix while drinking my first beers of the day. Have a good weekend and don't be too hard on yourself about your losses. See you alll on monday.
We’re going to pump next week
>>62790861Sunday
>>62790836I'll have enough left for a 4 pc McCrispy Strips!
Maybe I should buy gold
>>62790849>some faggot on /biz/ gloating isn't a bottom signalAlways do the opposite of what /smg/ says
>>62790866Man, I wanted to fuck Britney Spears since I was like 9 years... That track Toxic is a straight up banger.
APOLOGIZE
>>62790877He's been wrong multiple times. Broken clock
WHATAREYOU>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62790867Giga pump or nigger dump, I bought my straddle
>>62790866Take care anon.
>>62790862when I was in my 20s I would drink fireball at work and the managers started leaving cinnamon candy at my work area and never said anything to me.
>>62790886Kinda based.
>>62790882SPY calls, VOO shares, FDLXX
Its so over
>>62790843He looks like he does a lot of raping himself
>>62790877>implying it won't dump further when the dumbokrauts get into power and impeach trump for the 3rd and 4th time.
buy coreweave now, will be at $150+ in three month.
>>62790854*hugs SNDKFrierenposteranon*
>>62790857its ok anon, i gave you a (you) i hope you feel better
>>62790836The stocks part of it, maybe. Probably not considering I was waiting for Octobear to get some new assets at a discount.
>>62790882>BUYANSemis/memory when I get paid>SELLANNothing>HODLANVVSM and CL2>PLAYANNothing>WATCHANRational Reminder>LISTENANBury The Light - Casey Edwards>READANKant>EATANGorbys>DRINKANWater>FAPPANLesbian>FEELANGood
>>62790882im way to lazy to reply to these, theyre to long for my autism
>>62790865we need some modern fireside chat where trump reassures us all that the stock market is doing very bigly, the best in history. he should be forced to read his truth posts out loud
>>62790898It doesn't matter anymore anyways. Trump kneeling to kikes and getting involved in Iran is already fucking the market and if the rumors are true and Israel goes HAM I'm sure trump will support it and fuck us even more
>>62790877Faggot
>>62790900isn't the founders of coreweave selling $3.3bn shares a bad sign
>>62790916How does going ham on our enemies fuck us?
>>62790877Things never go as you'd expect unless it's for the worst wonder why that is
>>62790919>our enemiesIran is not the US' enemy, its Israel's. But I guess if you see the US as an Israel puppet state then you're right
>>62790914he should be forced to read his truth posts out loud, but without any attribution to him so if he says "wow what moron wrote this" we can all have a chuckle
>>62790882>BUYANGambling on QTEX, hoping for a quick hit. Allegedly they have some announcements coming soon.>SELLANNothing>HODLANMU, just want my money back because I FOMO’d in like a retard>PLAYANNah>WATCHANMight check out Camp Crystal Lake but my expectations are low>LISTENANDark ambient, it soothes the ‘tism>READANThe Lust Lizard of Paradise Cove>EATANBougie dark chocolate>DRINKANGinger tea>FAPPANSSBBW giantess>FEELANRough, what a week
Plus a big fat divvy!
I just wanted to make it bros but I keep screwing up. Now I'm bad to dealing with this stress of being poor again.
>>62790918Them doing it now is a bit of a red flag, yeah. If they sold way earlier and just said they need money for a new yacht it would be suspicious but not as much as it is now.
>>62790926Spoiler: everyone here is a poorfag who edits images of their poorfolios
>>62790928I-I don't... (because I never post my port HA)
Is it really over?
>Trump to speak Saturday on IranTrump to speak Saturday on Iran>Trump to speak Saturday on IranTrump to speak Saturday on Iran
>>62790928I wonder what the median portfolio of /smg/ posters is. Maybe 20-30k?
>>62790928Im not a wageslave which makes me richer than all of you
>>62790820She cute
>>62790912You can just do the >buyan/sellan/hodlan or pick one or two you feel are relevant. Or continue to not reply if you like, frendo. It's just there if people want to mention some of their trades or meme about what they're eatan.
>>62790926Stress won't help you succeed. You were too young to nab stuff like Amazon or Bitcoin yet new opportunities will arise. Just look forward to the next.
>>62790882>BUYANpicrel>SELLANpicrel>HODLANpicrel>PLAYANpicrel>WATCHANpicrel>LISTENANpicrel>READANpicrel>EATANpicrel>DRINKANpicrel>FAPPANpicrel>FEELANpicrel
>>62790941She'd make for a great Aspie gf with that phenotype.
What VIX doin
>>62790904thanks fren, Ill go play some minecraft and go get drunk, see ya on monday
>>62790921>Iran is not the US' enemyThe guys chanting death to America aren't the enemies of America? So are they our frens?
>>62790934SLIPPERS IN THE SAND
you guys keep calling burry a bad trader but the dude prints money like crazy. he bought puts at the exact top and shared it with anyone that wanted to listen and you guys just made fun of him and aped bags.
>>62790954They are tsundere boss
My portfolio is not doing well...
>>62790958broken clock etc. etc.
>>62790961>TXNFUCKINGGODS
>>62790902*molests u bad touch style*k see u next mondae
>>62790937Being a welfare nigger doesn't count Tyrone
>>62790882>>WATCHANnot yet but i wanna see that elizabeth holmes documentary
>>62790968I'm gonna have lots of dreams this weekyend...
>>62790962there will be a rally and it will be because he closes his puts realizing massive gains and then you will call him a retard and buy the top again.
>>62790954Jews danced during 9/11, and they're not our enemy?
>>62790959THEY ARE JUST LIKE MY CARTOON CHARACTERS! ITS LIKE WHEN VAGETA TEAMED UP WITH GOHAN TO FIGHT THE GYNU FORCE GUYS!!!!
>>62790968>Shit 4caca says imageShouldn't you be doing homework or getting groomed?
this is the bottom
>>62790980Come awn DSP you said that yesterday
>>62790977How old were you on 9/11 squirt
>>62790976I'm up 76.65% this year big guy. I do not understand why market volatility equals the end of the world for some of you guys.
>>62790990I bought tech today man. Im just sharing news. you are the one that seems like a real butthurt faggot
>tfw you know exactly what's happening on monday
>>62790999why is this guy so smug destroying my portfolio
>>62790996Life goes on
>>62791008I remember I asked you what this quote meant the last time you posted it and you didn't understand it. The Oracle called Zeno a nigger. I am calling you a nigger too.Stoicism is for faggots
>>62791010I do not subscribe to stoicism. I do however appreciate the quote. Since we're /smg/ brothers you and me are of the same color
>>62790999>launches $3000 drone into russia to completely BTFO trumps legacykek
>>62790820What stocks do I need to buy to go on a date with picrelTell me STAT
Someone here bought PLTR at 200 on Wednesday. Show yourself.
If the Russell 2000 is going to hit 3200 this year then it’s a good thing I bought IWM and TNA today.
>>62790985Why don't you address what I actually said, peewee
>>62790979Can we just legalize and normalize grooming already so there can be contracts and legal understanding and reciprocal obligations like marriage or something. A framework of common understanding and acceptance. They clearly are never going to stop and maybe a realistic legal framework will actually cut down on or prevent abuse for these people especially abuse of minors and vulnerable people. They can arrange it with families and maybe it will be just how it goes now. They can even do finger rings or grundle piercings and we wont refuse to bake their cakes come on just give us a little oversight on the moral decay we will let you keep pushing the boundary to ever more degenerate harmful shit I promise
>>62791014SCHD
>>62791012most poor white people have a stoic phase in their life at some point. most brown people never think about anything. when you get older and actually read all the stoic shit you find out they were the biggest faggots ever and they talked a bunch of shit they could never back up. its really easy to write a book about what it means to be a good man inside of a gated community with infinite wealth at your disposal. somehow they still found a way to be huge crybaby faggots about everything.
been shorting the top of all these rallies, this market is wedged in and is going down WAY lower, pro-tip: short KORU, any and all quantum names after a rally, space and drone names (ASTS, ONDS etc) made insane money shorting SWMR and leaving it for month/years to come
LIQUIDATE ME NIGGA
>>62790961We are so getting fucked next week..
Good end to a shit week, staying on team bobo until midterms
>>62791022What's your case
>>62790948'tistic women arent real
>>62791023I do have a friend that is fond of stoicism and he's funnily enough from a wealthy family
>>62791023Indeed. I only subscribe to divvy-fueled epicureanism.
>>62791031>picrelthey're real
>>62791029ANON I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU I hope you get lots of gains
7 red days in a row for Sancuck
>>62791032he isn't unique. there are like 50 million other trust fund kids like him that spend their whole life trying to make up for the "shame" of being born into such luxurythey literally go to therapists and pay thousands of dollars to complain about how rich they are
what is going on smiggas, why are we dumping like 5% everyday holy shit
>>62790972>I'm gonna have lots of dreams this weekyend...think of me and my losses>>62790979thats not nice anon, stop being mean
>>62791031They do exist but "real" autismo females are rare. I've worked with some female librarians that gave some major autismo vibes. You'll also find some in academia (but they are more high functioning).
>>62791046Anon anon have you seen Sakura Quest?!
>>62791030It's a stable boglehead pick and women like financial stability. And you can buy her gifts with the divvies. That's it, that's all.>>62791031My boss is a female gen-X functioning 'tismo. She's also got some other mental issues going on which are very typical for shitty managers which outweigh the benefits of the 'tism.
>>62791023How's that dynamic fit in with the neetXi pseuds? Knew a guy who was all about that but fits your description of the other thing very well. I don't follow philososlop enough to care usually but that rang a bell
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>>62791043The worried well so to speak. I personally really dislike the "law of attraction" faggots. Usually people that got lucky but have the need to imply explicitly that they didn't get lucky at all because of their "law of attraction".>I le thought good thing happen>Le good thing happen because I thought
>they still aren't buying the VIX
>>62791052Good case. Maybe a 100000 more cases like that and I can make her my wife.
I sold SOXL for 75k loss but if I held I would be rekt rn
>>62791051>Anon anon have you seen Sakura Quest?!nope why
>>62791067Nigger pump monday confirmed
>>62791067People will call you a fag because they cope that the reversal is just around the corner, but if it keeps dumping you were right. Don't forget that king.
>>62791070That is what the gif is from and it's adorable so if you have nothing to watch you could :)
>>62791062law of attraction is kind of real. its a self fulfilling prophecy. if a retard like Lebron James actually 1000% believes he is "gods chosen 1" then it really does make him more likely to hit the freethrow.it comes from the Bible but is referred to as "Matthews law" in finance.>For to everyone who has, more shall be given... but from the one who does not have, even what he does have shall be taken away" - Matthew 25:29.its bastardized to "rich get richer and the poor get poorer"a good example is it this year is that MU and SNDK went up 3000000000% because they went up 200000000%. their success attracts baggies like a magnet.but yes I agree law of attraction shills are very hatable. the ones that genuinely believe it and are 100% in the delusion are unstoppable forces though truly.
are u some zoomres who never saw a bubble pop before? he he
>>62791063i copped some sqqq lol not that much but just a lil sth
I didn’t check my port this weekHow bad can it be?
>>62791071>>62791072No, I already sold it few days ago. It was painful but if I didn't cut, I would get margin called by today.I wonder how many anons keep holding SOXL.
october slurprise
>>62791079P bad
Cheapies?
Wait...is the next leg down on SOXX the spring of a Wyckoff bottom?
wait so if coreweave goes bankrupt does that mean nvidia is not on the hook for their 6 billion compute purchase guarantee? but does nvidia's holding of coreweave equity then cancel that out? why do these ai guys have to do these tangled circular deals?
Good episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOJdfSdSiIAlex Edmans is peak
>>62791097he looks untrustworthy as fuck
>>62790960I once put 800 or so bucks into something then October rolled around and the market dumped over conflict and about a year later that 800 had become about 30K. Who knows what fortune you'll have!
>>62791101hey man he's not jewish come on... look at this nose for a clear marker
>>62791101because he's a chink or because of the autism stare?
>>62791101based noticer. he has shifty Jew eyes like he is thinking deeply about what lie he needs to tell you
>>62791096wait what if nvidia has to pay the 6 billion before they go bankrupt and THEN nvidia's coreweave equity goes to zero, oh my, well nvidia is a 5 trillion dollar company what's a few billion
>>62791097Is that the "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ORGANS" Youtube doctor man?
>>62791097Whites and japs (to an extent) are the only people you can ever trust
i'm feelin hella gassy should i go to jiu jitsu and risking rippin mad farts
>Alex Adams serves on the World Economic Forum Global Future Councilthis dude would actually rape your children to death and laugh about it for sure
>>62791111Almost. Instead of talking about how people fuck up their organs he talks about how people fuck up their money. Both are asian btw even if a certain anon is being rude
>50% appreciation in just few months>FAT dividend on top of itI crown Petrobras the dark horse of this year.
Uh oh Sandiskies
>>62791107its the face, theres a hint of down in it but barely. either way he probably is reputable because he has to make up for that
>>62791105>>62791107>>62791109you don't see the toxic salesman vibes hes giving off?
I bought puts for Monday
>>62791124a little, it's mostly the voice that gives those types away not their face
>>62791105>he isn't jewisheven worse he works for the WEF
>>62791125thank you for your service
>>62791079If you're in tech you got raped, you might be okay otherwise
>>62791095Looks like a bearish phase D within a redistribution structure. A late test/spring within accumulation is less likely I think.A genuine phase D accum breakout would demonstrate a more convincing sign of strength with low-volume pullbacks but SOXX was selling on rising volume between September-October.If my bearish observation is correct it could go down to around $465 which is a LPSY candidate.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU NIGGERS HATING ON MY NIGGER ALEX EDMANS. I WILL REMIND YOU NIGGERS THAT HE'S INVOLVED WITH WEF AND YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS IN DUE TIME BECAUSE OF HIM. SO IN THE END HIS AUTISMO STARE AND HIM WILL WIN
>>62791074That explains silver baggies. They doom and gloom their lives away and literally pray for the world to collapse
>>62791097noone cares about your asian bugman, chign chang chong
I'll own nothing and I'll be happyAll I have are these worthless stocks and bonds
>>62791139
>>62791139>He doesn't know
>>62791143Last thing a white man sees before his genes are extracted and stolen.
>>62791135I will not eat the bugs. I'll go live in a cave and fight off glowniggers with a suicide vest before I eat the bugs.
>>62791143>>62791145>>62791146ching chang chong
>>62791146I used to have them extracted by a chinese female specimen
>>62791150You better not show your face in Chongqing nigga
Tough week gents
>>62791122Nice, can't wait for new ATH later this year after I buy it at it's lowest.
>>62791040That only means tech stocks are exploding once Q3 reports beat estimates again.
>>62790933Just because line go up over 20 years doesn't mean line can't go down periodically.
I've realized the market is in an opposite of it seems like phase so I'm just doing the opposite of what make sense and it works 90% of the time
Met a guy today that had his money in quantum computers and that he really believed in a specific company since "it's not like the rest". I've come to the conclusion to not talk about the market outside of /smg/.
>>6279117890% correlation is better than VIX. You've found a gold mine
>>62791179>coworker talking to other curious about optionsThe bottom is not in
>>62791067>buying LETFs>on margin
>>62790820its time to protect your shekels before its too late you been warned.
Get those damn spigots open!!
>>62791192>3.74%dude I get 4.00% on cash just sitting my robinhood
So the market said for the last 4 years that AI was everything and inflation didn't matter and interest rates didn't matter.But now it suddenly all matters.Fuck this gay nigger market
>>62791196no one ever said inflation doesn't matter. if you listened to anyone that says inflation doesn't matter you should stop listening to them.
>>62791194houthis will have oil gushing out all over the place by open monday
>>62791194Picture is missing some incoming missiles.
>>62791195>robinhood kek you idiots never learn, history is about to repeat itself and im here for the lulz
We're gonna niggercrab
>>62791195x offers 6% on cash
>>62791196the rate hike pump was a trap, yes, they're thieves
is it free to file for bankruptcy
>>62791196It will drop a bit then start going up again why are you retards acting like if line was only going up for 5 years or something?
>>62791190>6 figures or less net worth>thinking playing it slow and steady is the optimal strategy
>XOM>EQNR>PBR
>>62791196Post your positions. I still don't understand how people are losing money in this market. Are you guys holding 100% cash and then aping in on leveraged shit because of FOMO?
>>62791196It matters because of oil.It's always oil that crashes the market every time.
>>62791214because this time its different, south koreans are committing an hero more and more each drop. something is changing i can feel it
>>62791216Yes. Slow and steady wins the race innit.
>>62791220they wait for a new ATH and then they buy the top with leverage. they only buy tech but not normal safe stuff like AAPL they buy the stinkiest shittiest tech like CRWV where the owners are dumping billions of bags and trying to buy insurance while their bonds are up to 20%
what calendar day did black monday happen on again?
