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market close edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62790384
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your shitty threads are always early, jew
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Total panican death
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your portfolio will lose 1% per day for the next 1000 days
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I swear opex day is a Mandela effect it's the worst day nearly every time yet it's a coin flip somehow
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>>62790836
I've been green every day this week
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I am raped
I am gaped
I will never financially recover
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>the president of United States cheerleading the stock market wasn't a top signal
lol RETARD
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Need some money for slurping? Maybe you need some for groceries after you got margin called? Fret not, goy. You can always JUST KLARNA THAT SHIT.
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Boss man doesn't know I'm sneaking a couple to cope :3
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I am still losing money in SNXX
>anon caused this crash edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62790853
>not the hard stuff
Cmon anon
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>jews want to bomb everyone again
>market down
>have a fever
>hoes not responding to my dms
>rejected from a job I interviewed for last week
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>>62790853
he knows, he just doesn't care as long as it's not impacting performance.
>t. former functional alcoholic who employs plenty of other functional alcoholics.
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So now that markets are closed when do the bombs drop?
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>>62790856
Soon. I can get away with beer but if I get caught with liqour it'll be an issue
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Well, guys, time for me to leave and enjoy the weekend. I'm listening to some Britney Spears Megamix while drinking my first beers of the day.

Have a good weekend and don't be too hard on yourself about your losses. See you alll on monday.
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We’re going to pump next week
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>>62790861
Sunday
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>>62790836
I'll have enough left for a 4 pc McCrispy Strips!
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Maybe I should buy gold
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>>62790849
>some faggot on /biz/ gloating isn't a bottom signal
Always do the opposite of what /smg/ says
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>>62790866
Man, I wanted to fuck Britney Spears since I was like 9 years... That track Toxic is a straight up banger.
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APOLOGIZE
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>>62790877
He's been wrong multiple times. Broken clock
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WHATAREYOU
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>62790867
Giga pump or nigger dump, I bought my straddle
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>>62790866
Take care anon.
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>>62790862

when I was in my 20s I would drink fireball at work and the managers started leaving cinnamon candy at my work area and never said anything to me.
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>>62790886
Kinda based.
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>>62790882
SPY calls, VOO shares, FDLXX
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Its so over
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>>62790843
He looks like he does a lot of raping himself
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>>62790877
>implying it won't dump further when the dumbokrauts get into power and impeach trump for the 3rd and 4th time.
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buy coreweave now, will be at $150+ in three month.
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>>62790854
*hugs SNDKFrierenposteranon*
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>>62790857
its ok anon, i gave you a (you) i hope you feel better
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>>62790836
The stocks part of it, maybe. Probably not considering I was waiting for Octobear to get some new assets at a discount.
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>>62790882
>BUYAN
Semis/memory when I get paid
>SELLAN
Nothing
>HODLAN
VVSM and CL2
>PLAYAN
Nothing
>WATCHAN
Rational Reminder
>LISTENAN
Bury The Light - Casey Edwards
>READAN
Kant
>EATAN
Gorbys
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Lesbian
>FEELAN
Good
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>>62790882
im way to lazy to reply to these, theyre to long for my autism
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>>62790865
we need some modern fireside chat where trump reassures us all that the stock market is doing very bigly, the best in history. he should be forced to read his truth posts out loud
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>>62790898
It doesn't matter anymore anyways. Trump kneeling to kikes and getting involved in Iran is already fucking the market and if the rumors are true and Israel goes HAM I'm sure trump will support it and fuck us even more
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>>62790877
Faggot
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>>62790900
isn't the founders of coreweave selling $3.3bn shares a bad sign
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>>62790916
How does going ham on our enemies fuck us?
>>
>>62790877
Things never go as you'd expect unless it's for the worst wonder why that is
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>>62790919
>our enemies
Iran is not the US' enemy, its Israel's. But I guess if you see the US as an Israel puppet state then you're right
>>
>>62790914
he should be forced to read his truth posts out loud, but without any attribution to him so if he says "wow what moron wrote this" we can all have a chuckle
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>>62790882
>BUYAN
Gambling on QTEX, hoping for a quick hit. Allegedly they have some announcements coming soon.
>SELLAN
Nothing
>HODLAN
MU, just want my money back because I FOMO’d in like a retard
>PLAYAN
Nah
>WATCHAN
Might check out Camp Crystal Lake but my expectations are low
>LISTENAN
Dark ambient, it soothes the ‘tism
>READAN
The Lust Lizard of Paradise Cove
>EATAN
Bougie dark chocolate
>DRINKAN
Ginger tea
>FAPPAN
SSBBW giantess
>FEELAN
Rough, what a week
>>
Plus a big fat divvy!
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I just wanted to make it bros but I keep screwing up. Now I'm bad to dealing with this stress of being poor again.
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>>62790918
Them doing it now is a bit of a red flag, yeah. If they sold way earlier and just said they need money for a new yacht it would be suspicious but not as much as it is now.
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>>62790926
Spoiler: everyone here is a poorfag who edits images of their poorfolios
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>>62790928
I-I don't... (because I never post my port HA)
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Is it really over?
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>Trump to speak Saturday on Iran
Trump to speak Saturday on Iran
>Trump to speak Saturday on Iran
Trump to speak Saturday on Iran
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>>62790928
I wonder what the median portfolio of /smg/ posters is. Maybe 20-30k?
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>>62790928
Im not a wageslave which makes me richer than all of you
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>>62790820
She cute
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>>62790912
You can just do the >buyan/sellan/hodlan or pick one or two you feel are relevant. Or continue to not reply if you like, frendo. It's just there if people want to mention some of their trades or meme about what they're eatan.
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>>62790926
Stress won't help you succeed. You were too young to nab stuff like Amazon or Bitcoin yet new opportunities will arise. Just look forward to the next.
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>>62790882
>BUYAN
picrel
>SELLAN
picrel
>HODLAN
picrel
>PLAYAN
picrel
>WATCHAN
picrel
>LISTENAN
picrel
>READAN
picrel
>EATAN
picrel
>DRINKAN
picrel
>FAPPAN
picrel
>FEELAN
picrel
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>>62790941
She'd make for a great Aspie gf with that phenotype.
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What VIX doin
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>>62790904
thanks fren, Ill go play some minecraft and go get drunk, see ya on monday
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>>62790921
>Iran is not the US' enemy
The guys chanting death to America aren't the enemies of America? So are they our frens?
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>>62790934
SLIPPERS IN THE SAND
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you guys keep calling burry a bad trader but the dude prints money like crazy. he bought puts at the exact top and shared it with anyone that wanted to listen and you guys just made fun of him and aped bags.
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>>62790954
They are tsundere boss
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My portfolio is not doing well...
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>>62790958
broken clock etc. etc.
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>>62790961
>TXNFUCKINGGODS
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>>62790902
*molests u bad touch style*
k see u next mondae
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>>62790937
Being a welfare nigger doesn't count Tyrone
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>>62790882
>>WATCHAN
not yet but i wanna see that elizabeth holmes documentary
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>>62790968
I'm gonna have lots of dreams this weekyend...
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>>62790962

there will be a rally and it will be because he closes his puts realizing massive gains and then you will call him a retard and buy the top again.
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>>62790954
Jews danced during 9/11, and they're not our enemy?
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>>62790959
THEY ARE JUST LIKE MY CARTOON CHARACTERS! ITS LIKE WHEN VAGETA TEAMED UP WITH GOHAN TO FIGHT THE GYNU FORCE GUYS!!!!
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>>62790968
>Shit 4caca says image
Shouldn't you be doing homework or getting groomed?
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this is the bottom
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>>62790980
Come awn DSP you said that yesterday
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>>62790977
How old were you on 9/11 squirt
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>>62790976
I'm up 76.65% this year big guy. I do not understand why market volatility equals the end of the world for some of you guys.
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>>62790990

I bought tech today man. Im just sharing news. you are the one that seems like a real butthurt faggot
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>tfw you know exactly what's happening on monday
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>>62790999
why is this guy so smug destroying my portfolio
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>>62790996
Life goes on
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>>62791008

I remember I asked you what this quote meant the last time you posted it and you didn't understand it. The Oracle called Zeno a nigger. I am calling you a nigger too.

Stoicism is for faggots
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>>62791010
I do not subscribe to stoicism. I do however appreciate the quote. Since we're /smg/ brothers you and me are of the same color
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>>62790999
>launches $3000 drone into russia to completely BTFO trumps legacy
kek
>>
>>62790820
What stocks do I need to buy to go on a date with picrel
Tell me STAT
>>
Someone here bought PLTR at 200 on Wednesday. Show yourself.
>>
If the Russell 2000 is going to hit 3200 this year then it’s a good thing I
bought IWM and TNA today.
>>
>>62790985
Why don't you address what I actually said, peewee
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>>62790979
Can we just legalize and normalize grooming already so there can be contracts and legal understanding and reciprocal obligations like marriage or something. A framework of common understanding and acceptance. They clearly are never going to stop and maybe a realistic legal framework will actually cut down on or prevent abuse for these people especially abuse of minors and vulnerable people. They can arrange it with families and maybe it will be just how it goes now. They can even do finger rings or grundle piercings and we wont refuse to bake their cakes come on just give us a little oversight on the moral decay we will let you keep pushing the boundary to ever more degenerate harmful shit I promise
>>
>>62791014
SCHD
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>>62791012

most poor white people have a stoic phase in their life at some point. most brown people never think about anything. when you get older and actually read all the stoic shit you find out they were the biggest faggots ever and they talked a bunch of shit they could never back up. its really easy to write a book about what it means to be a good man inside of a gated community with infinite wealth at your disposal. somehow they still found a way to be huge crybaby faggots about everything.
>>
been shorting the top of all these rallies, this market is wedged in and is going down WAY lower, pro-tip: short KORU, any and all quantum names after a rally, space and drone names (ASTS, ONDS etc) made insane money shorting SWMR and leaving it for month/years to come
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LIQUIDATE ME NIGGA
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>>62790961
We are so getting fucked next week..
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Good end to a shit week, staying on team bobo until midterms
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>>62791022
What's your case
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>>62790948
'tistic women arent real
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>>62791023
I do have a friend that is fond of stoicism and he's funnily enough from a wealthy family
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>>62791023
Indeed. I only subscribe to divvy-fueled epicureanism.
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>>62791031
>picrel
they're real
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>>62791029
ANON I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU I hope you get lots of gains
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7 red days in a row for Sancuck
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>>62791032

he isn't unique. there are like 50 million other trust fund kids like him that spend their whole life trying to make up for the "shame" of being born into such luxury

they literally go to therapists and pay thousands of dollars to complain about how rich they are
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what is going on smiggas, why are we dumping like 5% everyday holy shit
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>>62790972
>I'm gonna have lots of dreams this weekyend...
think of me and my losses
>>62790979
thats not nice anon, stop being mean
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>>62791031
They do exist but "real" autismo females are rare. I've worked with some female librarians that gave some major autismo vibes. You'll also find some in academia (but they are more high functioning).
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>>62791046
Anon anon have you seen Sakura Quest?!
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>>62791030
It's a stable boglehead pick and women like financial stability. And you can buy her gifts with the divvies. That's it, that's all.
>>62791031
My boss is a female gen-X functioning 'tismo. She's also got some other mental issues going on which are very typical for shitty managers which outweigh the benefits of the 'tism.
>>
>>62791023
How's that dynamic fit in with the neetXi pseuds? Knew a guy who was all about that but fits your description of the other thing very well. I don't follow philososlop enough to care usually but that rang a bell
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Friends, I have a proposition for addition to the brown liquid index; nicotine. In pure form, it is light brown, almost light almond color, and fits the other, inadvertent, theme of the profile (long term stability within reliable sectors). My personal choice is PM, but like the energy of the profile, your favorite is always the best. My personal brown liquid list currently is, please remind me if I forget a part of it cause I feel like I am. Or feel absolutely free to add your take on it.
KO
KMB
COP
PM
>>
>>62791043
The worried well so to speak. I personally really dislike the "law of attraction" faggots. Usually people that got lucky but have the need to imply explicitly that they didn't get lucky at all because of their "law of attraction".
>I le thought good thing happen
>Le good thing happen because I thought
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>they still aren't buying the VIX
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>>62791052
Good case. Maybe a 100000 more cases like that and I can make her my wife.
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I sold SOXL for 75k loss but if I held I would be rekt rn
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>>62791051
>Anon anon have you seen Sakura Quest?!
nope why
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>>62791067
Nigger pump monday confirmed
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>>62791067
People will call you a fag because they cope that the reversal is just around the corner, but if it keeps dumping you were right. Don't forget that king.
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>>62791070
That is what the gif is from and it's adorable so if you have nothing to watch you could :)
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>>62791062

law of attraction is kind of real. its a self fulfilling prophecy. if a retard like Lebron James actually 1000% believes he is "gods chosen 1" then it really does make him more likely to hit the freethrow.

it comes from the Bible but is referred to as "Matthews law" in finance.

>For to everyone who has, more shall be given... but from the one who does not have, even what he does have shall be taken away" - Matthew 25:29.

its bastardized to "rich get richer and the poor get poorer"

a good example is it this year is that MU and SNDK went up 3000000000% because they went up 200000000%. their success attracts baggies like a magnet.

but yes I agree law of attraction shills are very hatable. the ones that genuinely believe it and are 100% in the delusion are unstoppable forces though truly.
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are u some zoomres who never saw a bubble pop before? he he
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>>62791063
i copped some sqqq lol not that much but just a lil sth
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I didn’t check my port this week
How bad can it be?
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>>62791071
>>62791072
No, I already sold it few days ago. It was painful but if I didn't cut, I would get margin called by today.

I wonder how many anons keep holding SOXL.
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october slurprise
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>>62791079
P bad
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Cheapies?
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Wait...is the next leg down on SOXX the spring of a Wyckoff bottom?
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wait so if coreweave goes bankrupt does that mean nvidia is not on the hook for their 6 billion compute purchase guarantee? but does nvidia's holding of coreweave equity then cancel that out? why do these ai guys have to do these tangled circular deals?
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Good episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOJdfSdSiI
Alex Edmans is peak
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>>62791097
he looks untrustworthy as fuck
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>>62790960
I once put 800 or so bucks into something then October rolled around and the market dumped over conflict and about a year later that 800 had become about 30K. Who knows what fortune you'll have!
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>>62791101
hey man he's not jewish come on... look at this nose for a clear marker
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>>62791101
because he's a chink or because of the autism stare?
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>>62791101

based noticer. he has shifty Jew eyes like he is thinking deeply about what lie he needs to tell you
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>>62791096
wait what if nvidia has to pay the 6 billion before they go bankrupt and THEN nvidia's coreweave equity goes to zero, oh my, well nvidia is a 5 trillion dollar company what's a few billion
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>>62791097
Is that the "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ORGANS" Youtube doctor man?
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>>62791097
Whites and japs (to an extent) are the only people you can ever trust
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i'm feelin hella gassy should i go to jiu jitsu and risking rippin mad farts
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>Alex Adams serves on the World Economic Forum Global Future Council

this dude would actually rape your children to death and laugh about it for sure
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>>62791111
Almost. Instead of talking about how people fuck up their organs he talks about how people fuck up their money. Both are asian btw even if a certain anon is being rude
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>50% appreciation in just few months
>FAT dividend on top of it
I crown Petrobras the dark horse of this year.
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Uh oh Sandiskies
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>>62791107
its the face, theres a hint of down in it but barely. either way he probably is reputable because he has to make up for that
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>>62791105
>>62791107
>>62791109
you don't see the toxic salesman vibes hes giving off?
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I bought puts for Monday
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>>62791124
a little, it's mostly the voice that gives those types away not their face
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>>62791105

>he isn't jewish

even worse he works for the WEF
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>>62791125
thank you for your service
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>>62791079
If you're in tech you got raped, you might be okay otherwise
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>>62791095
Looks like a bearish phase D within a redistribution structure. A late test/spring within accumulation is less likely I think.
A genuine phase D accum breakout would demonstrate a more convincing sign of strength with low-volume pullbacks but SOXX was selling on rising volume between September-October.
If my bearish observation is correct it could go down to around $465 which is a LPSY candidate.
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU NIGGERS HATING ON MY NIGGER ALEX EDMANS. I WILL REMIND YOU NIGGERS THAT HE'S INVOLVED WITH WEF AND YOU WILL EAT ZE BUGS IN DUE TIME BECAUSE OF HIM. SO IN THE END HIS AUTISMO STARE AND HIM WILL WIN
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>>62791074
That explains silver baggies. They doom and gloom their lives away and literally pray for the world to collapse
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>>62791097
noone cares about your asian bugman, chign chang chong
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I'll own nothing and I'll be happy
All I have are these worthless stocks and bonds
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>>62791139
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>>62791139
>He doesn't know
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>>62791143
Last thing a white man sees before his genes are extracted and stolen.
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>>62791135

I will not eat the bugs. I'll go live in a cave and fight off glowniggers with a suicide vest before I eat the bugs.
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>>62791143
>>62791145
>>62791146
ching chang chong
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>>62791146
I used to have them extracted by a chinese female specimen
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>>62791150
You better not show your face in Chongqing nigga
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Tough week gents
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>>62791122
Nice, can't wait for new ATH later this year after I buy it at it's lowest.
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>>62791040
That only means tech stocks are exploding once Q3 reports beat estimates again.
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>>62790933
Just because line go up over 20 years doesn't mean line can't go down periodically.
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I've realized the market is in an opposite of it seems like phase so I'm just doing the opposite of what make sense and it works 90% of the time
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Met a guy today that had his money in quantum computers and that he really believed in a specific company since "it's not like the rest". I've come to the conclusion to not talk about the market outside of /smg/.
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>>62791178
90% correlation is better than VIX. You've found a gold mine
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>>62791179
>coworker talking to other curious about options
The bottom is not in
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>>62791067
>buying LETFs
>on margin
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>>62790820
its time to protect your shekels before its too late you been warned.
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Get those damn spigots open!!
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>>62791192

>3.74%

dude I get 4.00% on cash just sitting my robinhood
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So the market said for the last 4 years that AI was everything and inflation didn't matter and interest rates didn't matter.
But now it suddenly all matters.
Fuck this gay nigger market
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>>62791196

no one ever said inflation doesn't matter. if you listened to anyone that says inflation doesn't matter you should stop listening to them.
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>>62791194
houthis will have oil gushing out all over the place by open monday
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>>62791194
Picture is missing some incoming missiles.
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>>62791195
>robinhood

kek you idiots never learn, history is about to repeat itself and im here for the lulz
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We're gonna niggercrab
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>>62791195
x offers 6% on cash
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>>62791196
the rate hike pump was a trap, yes, they're thieves
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is it free to file for bankruptcy
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>>62791196
It will drop a bit then start going up again why are you retards acting like if line was only going up for 5 years or something?
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>>62791190
>6 figures or less net worth
>thinking playing it slow and steady is the optimal strategy
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>XOM
>EQNR
>PBR
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>>62791196
Post your positions. I still don't understand how people are losing money in this market. Are you guys holding 100% cash and then aping in on leveraged shit because of FOMO?
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>>62791196
It matters because of oil.
It's always oil that crashes the market every time.
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>>62791214
because this time its different, south koreans are committing an hero more and more each drop. something is changing i can feel it
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>>62791216
Yes. Slow and steady wins the race innit.
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>>62791220

they wait for a new ATH and then they buy the top with leverage. they only buy tech but not normal safe stuff like AAPL they buy the stinkiest shittiest tech like CRWV where the owners are dumping billions of bags and trying to buy insurance while their bonds are up to 20%
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what calendar day did black monday happen on again?
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>>62791229

>October 19th 1987 the SP500 dropped 20.47% in a single session
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Absolute anal destruction nigger market
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>>62791229
holy shit

October 19, 1987
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>>62791199
People crying about inflation are usually broke idiots. It doesn't affect me at all except the psychological burden of paying $3 for a McDonalds double cheeseburger that used to be $1
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>>62791237
I've never seen a bigger brain post like this in /smg/. I kneel
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>>62791229
>>62791230
next two days +16%
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>>62791237

they don't care about your McDonald's burger. its the #1 goal of the fed to maintain 2% inflation. not because they give a fuck about you but because the entire debt machine breaks if it starts to spiral.

I'm not going to waste my time trying to explain Treasury bonds and national debt to a person that thinks about mcdonalds burgers to explain the economy thobeit
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KEK SPACE BAGGIES
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>>62791228
I'll probably use leverage if VIX gets to 35-40. May my fate not be of the average leveraged smigger
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>>62791216
>Has less than 6 figgies net worth so let's lose 75% or more gambling
Ok
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>>62791256

Matthews law

>and even those that have little everything will be taken away
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>> 62791255
Im 2 threads late cause I went to the bar, but HOW BOUT DEM APPLES? What is going on this week?
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I think once BRICS is done collapsing, we'll be able to go up again. Unfortunately, BRICS is going to have to live in teepees or caves again. the 20th century experiments have failed.
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>>62791260
Uncertainty = volatility
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>>62791256
I actually had to work my ass off and save and go through hell for decades to reach 6 figures. The ones acting like taking that much risk is acceptable guaranteed to have been handed everything in life
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soxs/irez warriors?? where we at
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>>62791216
Suck my cunt.
>>62791264
Did you not short SPY/QQQ?
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>>62791270
I do not fuck with options. I've seen too many people lose all their money
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>>62791222
Hynix is not even at it's lowest this year. Neither is Samsung.
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>>62791242
Holy autism.

But it's true that SpaceX advantage is going to evaporate next year. And Starship is years away from being rapidly reusable.
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>>62790820
Source for picrel?
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>>62791274
fair. I lost 300 last week trying to catch the SPY freefall but was too early both times. I carved some back but I made a bunch of money back on LETFs like TECS and JDST.
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>>62791214
As you can see on your graph, there was no such drop before.
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>>62790874
Not to shill but it seems like China is a market maker for gold and silver at this point and intends only to grow that position. They at present seem to be offering resistance to gold trending down on the sell off by buying every dip with a lot of money. This is a good entry point though if we continue on this trajectory there's theoretically going to be better entry points. If not its because China is catching the falling knife. I only say this is I expected silver to fall much harder than it did the past 24 hours and it sure as fuck isn't US buyers keeping gold relatively flat given the broader macro.
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>>62791241
I went to a seminar a few decades ago and a FED governor was giving a talk and he literally said they dont care about 3% inflation people just have to deal with it . It stuck with me, at first being annoyed that they are fucking people over, but then getting the message, you can cry about inflation or any other problem LIKE A MASSIVE FAGGOT or you can deal with it like a man and it becomes a nothingburger or even an opportunity.
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>>62791275
skhy -19% ytd and an 8 pe ratio is crazy tho
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>>62791287
I have a feeling that /smg/ fellers that use inverse letfs are more stable than those who use ordinary leveraged etfs. Glad you made some money anon. Keep it up
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Might finally do it tonight anons. I just can't seem to pull it off and i hate being a wagie, everything is falling apart. I'm so fucking tired. After today I just don't see a way out. I've had my wins here and there but I just see what people have accomplished and I know I can't reach that point. If i do finally finish it, it was a blast hanging out with you guys. But I'm out of money, and there's so much going on in my life I see the writing on the wall. You guys are gonna make it, I'll buy puts on life, your calls will print.
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>>62791288
This year. They had far worse in previous years.
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>>62791146
That would be my absolute dream
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>>62791303
Life will get better anon. I do believe in you and don't be so hard on yourself. Maybe getting a new job will get you enough space to reassess your life?
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>>62791303
Hang in there bud, I almost did that 15 years ago and I would have missed out on so much if I did.
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NON STOP ASS RAPE
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sitting 30k cash and im a fucking nervous wreck
i wanna time the bottom, and im dreading this weekend for some random ass trump tweet, i feel like i missed it again already, i feel like monday will be neon green
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>>62791311
Like the newest spiderman movie?
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>>62791310
Can't man. My mom wants me to take over the family business. I make a decent chunk of change, but I hate the work I do. It's extremely overwhelming and I don't think I can ever live up to what people expect of her. Every day I feel so fucking pressured.
>>62791311
I'll be 29 in March. Everyday I just feel older and more tired. My life isn't over and I know I'm still "young", but time moves so fast now. I'm scared ill wake up at 40 and broke and have my best years wasted.
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>>62791318
Just buy $100 a day of SCHD and stop worrying
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>>62791229
>>62791230
>>62791235
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Feels good to be a cash king. Can’t wait to miss this bottom and watch the next bull run, fuck yeah
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If anyone is getting raped by being all in on AI that's what you get by being greedy.
The most common advice is to diversify.
You chose the riskier position so no crying now.
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>>62791329
I dunno man 6% in x is starting to look mighty tempting after watching SOXL's 50% month get deleted in a few days
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>>62791242
>Verizon a major power

Their infrastructure is in a state of disrepair and their capex growth is straight up fraudulent, building over state subsidized areas they've ignored for decades while ignoring make ready requests of their competition so they can buy time, refusing to service copper lines or replace them with fiber in areas they have a monopoly over that are not getting state and federal money for FTTH. Their leadership are the most repulsive people imaginable and should be exiled for their crimes and negligence. If you need them to do anything they hide behind intentional obscurity. When called out they bitch and moan about being victims. They laid off a bunch of union recently and for once it could not have happened to better people though its a shame Verizon is using that to keep itself alive.

Fuck redditors and their delusion.
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>>62791295

the entire machine is designed around 2-3% inflation

negative/0 inflation would break the machine even faster than 4-5% inflation. they need CONTROLLED inflation for the machine to function.
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>>62791324
Brother I’m closing in on 40. My 30s have had plenty of ups and downs, but have been so much better than my 20s. At my lowest I literally was sitting down with a revolver thinking about doing a Jackson Pollack and I’m so glad I didn’t. I’ve had new jobs, new friends, and a long-term relationship since then. It’s never too late to make a change. Live for yourself, not someone else’s expectations and things will get better.
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>>62791324
>best years wasted
AI is going to solve the aging problem, for better or worse. we finally have the tech to regrow teeth reaching human trials after years of "in the next 5-10 years" and its not a coincidence its during the beginning of AI buildout.

either way you have a lot more time than you think
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Mu and nvda calls
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>>62791303
Whatever they said that got you this way is only that: what they said. Some of us want to hear more of what you have to say.
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So where do you all think we bounce, and is this just the first wave down of a larger move or a minor inconvenience?
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>>62791303
this is your female broker and i advise buying the put flies instead of outright puts. that way if you get to the very edge but don't go over you profit bigly by becoming virutally immune to every emotion
>tuxpepe.jpg
i was there a couple months ago. i'm 25 and not ideating hourly anymore but i know if i don't change anything it will come back even worse. time is terrifying to me at this point. i honestly don't have anything to show for still being alive either but we'll keep trucking brother
>>62791347
fuckin tismo lmao
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>>62791324
It's easy to be consumed by our thoughts when everything seems bleak. Don't let your thoughts about you not being good enough control your destination in life. Reflect on what you want in life and move towards that. Life will happen either way and I do think that you would agree that living for yourself is the correct choice. Stay strong anon.
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>>62791354

50/50

I bought QQQM at close and I'll just martingale in batches on the way down if we go lower.
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>>62791347
>>62791355

if anyone can regrow teeth it will be a trillion dollar industry. I would ape it
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NIGGERS... he thought to himself
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>>62791342
They can't have controlled inflation or deflation, it's no longer an option. They can't afford market driven treasury rates for current projected inflation, they cannot deliver real returns at any rate but most certainly under 4% yields. Deflation for USD if even feasible would cause a global depression and be followed immediately by money printing.

The only path available, even if energy were stable, is printing money. 250 basis point moves for the overnight rate do not matter anymore functionally, only for the narrative delivered to algorithms and the most gullible of investors. They can't let bond yields grow any further or for the stock market to not be at ATHs and will print money to ensure both of these thing don't happen as they'd default in real terms rather than nominal.
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>>62791342
Well yeah deflationary events are apocalyptic. It's why gold backed currencies went the way of the dodo
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And I can tell just what VOO want
VOO don't want to be alone
VOO don't want to be alone
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>>62791370
I'm bullish on emerging markets. Every time the US does milkshake theory it's like an insulin shot. More and more of the economy lurches slowly away from US independence. What do you think this retarded war is about?
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>>62791354
Keep an eye on the VIX. The market is very sensitive at the moment
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this probably isn't the time but why does everyone want to shoot themselves in the head? that's terrifying to me. my uncle once came upon a possum in the woods with a big gouge in it's head stuck walking around in a circle. it would walk forward briefly, take two steps back, then proceed consistently like a robot stuck in a loop. i've always been afraid that scrambling your brains would fuck up certain pre-death thoughts or visions. and not experiencing those visions might literally just be hell. when i was ideating i held my rifle against my heart, that seems like a way better method to me yknow?
DVN
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SOXL has been red for 9 straight days



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