where is smigstradamus edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62794646
Pray for MU
>>62795715every night I pray that babe poster loses everything and that SOXL goes to $10 and all of the troons, redditors and finance bros in leveraged meme trades do a fucking flip
my plan for the next 6 or so months:1. dont look at my portfolio2. save dry powder by wage cucking3. buy the inevitable dip its thats simple
>>62795712Heres hoping hes fucking dead
>>62795717SOXS ALL DAY EVERY DAYKILL THE AIBOMB IRANBUY OILCRASH THE SYSTEMWATCH IT BLEED REDLAUGH AT THEIR SUFFERINGMARGINCALL.EXESEE GOLD DROP BELOW $3KBUY BUY BUYWORLD IS FUCKEDBONDS AT 1% TO ENABLE MASS BORROWINGGOLD TO $10KTRUST THE PLANQ
my plan for the next 6 or so months:rape
>>62795719wait for the bottom then ride the Santa rally for 2 weeks then nope the fuck out until the fed says inflation is cooling
I hope we get a nice recovery pump, everyone gets a clean break to pivot, and wholesome companies in sustainable energy, fertilizer, etc. have a record 2027
Did I fuck up buying too early?
>>62795735>bullYou better pray there's a rally tomorrow and that Drumpf doesn't do anything stupid.
I calculated covariance matrix of stocks in my port
>>62795738Think Trump is too busy campaigning but everything else feels so fucked it doesn’t matter what he does
i got out of the landlord business, sold my rental property, got about 140k out of it, bought a new car so i got about 100k left. i put 25k into jepi but the economy is shitting the bed now and interest rates are going up so im looking for somewhere to park it until things recover, JEPI is decent because its mostly defensive but its still an equity so its going to see some turbulence going forward.
How do Crapto faggots justify spending thousands of dollars on a Greater fool asset that is grossly overvalued and has no revenue stream? Also its rampant with pump and dumps, other manipulations and just straight up gambling with worse odds of winning than blackjack or even slots.
>>62795745Two more weeks until it megapumpsIf they were around during the days where it could easily double or triple in a few hours I can understand to a degree and they’re delusional believing it’ll happen again, but those days are over and it’s nothing but pump and dump schemes, normalfags aren’t going to buy either when all they hear about it is people getting scammed
Slurping some AMD below 500 tomorrow and might slurp some MU below 840.
>>62795751it was more fun when it could rug at 3 am on a saturday night
Praying for total Nifty 50 collapse>>62795726>Sars were so mindraped by this webm they made an AI version to cope
>>62795752Might be a bit early, we'll see.
>>62795763god damn thats brutal
>>62795744Why are you freaking out exactly? Everything is primed to pump for the next 3 years+
>>62795752I slurped AMD at 535, I can only hope I wasn’t too early
>>62795763homosexual dalit bastard do not use the AI against BRAHMIN BVLLSyou will be donkey raped by AI Krishna for all of eternity if you do not delete thisyou are 1000% gay for saving that unironically btw
>>62795738>>62795743he'll probably get assassinated along the waythe more time he spends outdoors is bullish for an attack
>>62795720If he played like he preached then he's got no reason to kill himself because he was right.
>>62795781you predicted a green week and calls on GRRR or some shitjust kys already
>check my broker today>im up 2%wat
>>62795788Huge week
>>62795789no need to be mean
>>62795767not freaking, i just know as we go forward more rate hikes are coming so thats gonna effect equities which is kinda my growth plan, so the only other option i see is to buy treasuries but i dont really care for those, what im really looking for is an ETF that has defensive stocks but no garbage tech stocks, tech is shit and ai is a bubble of all bubbles, i want an ETF that only has things people NEED inside of it, JEPI is close but even it has some shit holdings like its 2% stake in nvidia, you can tell they allocated 2% as a gamble otherwise they stake would be much larger.
also
>>62795791kek
>>62795793What happens if we close red every day throughout report month?
I'm going on another date on Wednesday with the black girl from with the massive titties. I think we might fuck. We've been texting all morning.
>>62795789the next week is hueger because tthats when the hypderscalers start chatting their biz
>>62795803>goog and msft on the same dayHeaven help us>intc, cat, sndk, cvxGood lord
>>62795735>daily leveraged ETFs in this market.Unless you think you can perfectly time the bottom, even if it pumps later you will be raped on the bleed out before.
>>62795793>msft and CVX same weekGoing to talk about their energy deal then?
>>62795805thats the bet nowit all depends on what they sayif they say anything negative the whole thing will crashthat said, at least last time msft and goog said they made so much fucking profit off of their data center business that they could keep spending on ai and data center buildoutsnow might be different story with the rates issue but we shall seeevery online company needs data storage and msft, amzn and goog all run that kind of business
>>62795811Main concern with the proper hyperscalers, as far as I understand, is how much of their cloud revenue comes from contracts with OpenAI/Anthropic. So long as the labs keep paying things are ok but I don't think it's unrealistic to say there may be a time where the labs can't keep their commitments.
>IREN is a Real Madrid sponsor nowkek what the fuck is this company even abouthttps://www.realmadrid.com/en-US/news/club/sponsors/iren-nuevo-patrocinador-del-real-madrid-16-10-2026
>>62795802have you told her you're a 4chudder.
i miss him
>>62795826>have you told her you're a 4chudder.that's the first line on my dating profile.
>>62795827SameDarsh is so fuckin lame
>>62795825sham company sponsoring sham club
Will semis recover this week? I held all through last weeks' nigger days
>>62795811>every online company needs data storage and msft, amzn and goog all run that kind of businessAI data centers =/= cloud data centersvastly different costs and hardware configurationscan they weather this bump in the road? absolutely, the whole point with the private companies and neoturds is they offload most of the interest rate risk onto those then discard when they're no longer neededthe market is very jittery though and if it stays that way after the midterms they might still dump just because they post negative FCF again or whatever bullshit fits the market narrative at that pointI'm still bullish as fuck and I think we giga pump until the end of the year as long as the nukes don't start flying
>>62795825Don’t they sponsor a basketball team too (Warriors?) bizarre wastes of money desu
>>62795832I think we'll see what might happen based on how KOSPI performs. 7 hours to go.
>>62795830goat club, catalonianiggers will stay mad in their nigger hellhole>>62795835yeah idk what thats all about, unless they have some kind of deal to maybe host their business, kinda a waste of money
>>62795837Fully expect a KOSPI dump maybe a crab, they’ll follow what happened Friday
>>62795745same way you justified buying niggervideo bags at 220. its just glass beads for retards
https://www.techpowerup.com/353834/ps6-ram-and-storage-alone-reportedly-cost-sony-over-usd-680-claims-leaker>The memory crunch looks like it is hitting the PlayStation 6 harder than expected. Hardware leaker KeplerL2 claims on NeoGAF that the RAM and NAND flash storage in Sony's next console alone cost over $680hope you werent looking forward to the next goystation
>>62795834this is what googoo said last timeit may very well be more of the same across the other hyperscaler earnings reportsboth ai and cloud/data center associated revenue was mentionednet income tripledmsft surprised me because on otehr boards, their os was being shit talked
>>62795847Good. G*mers deserve it
>>62795845
>>62795847this is bullish because goycattle will pay up either way. what alternative is there? pc's are out of reach and its not like other consoles are any cheaper. the lil man NEEDS his entertainment and he will pay up even if its through klarna.
>>62795847> Imagine still buying Sony slop when we can just use AI to create the exact games we actually want.I don’t want console anymore
>>62795802don't fumble the bag. as to come over right now see what she says. if anything it will just get her riled up for Wednesday even if she says no
>>62795844scatalans are bad yes, but there is a third option
>>62795826I'm hiding my power level very well.
>>62795863ask*
>>62795802And why are you not over there drilling oil instead af faggot texting her. Wtf is your fucking problem.
>>62795863I don't want to come off overly desperate. But I do want to see her again. I think I'll ask her to get some coffee later.
>>62795735Maybe. I would definitely not go all in. A recovery pump, even temporary could be great gains but tell thst to anyone who bought on the second day of dumping only for it to dump the next day as well.>>62795785Is 24/7 trading is now a thing?>>62795793If the earnings come out bad SOXL won't dump further, right? Right!?>>62794775>nooo anon I'm not that kind of girl>*lets you suck on her tits**sigh* so much trash these days. Good odds I will never find my virginal wife that doesn't try to loop hole her way out.I'm curious though anon. How does that happen? You just go "Can I suck your tits?"and she just pulls them out? Right then and there on a first date.
>>62795862Nice, can you upload that game? I want to play anon's game.
>>62795846The fuck you on about?
>>62795868If she has been texting all morning she wants to fuck. Waiting 4 days to let it simmer is retarded. Just send some shit like >I'm down to come over right nowWith an emoji or some shit. Bitches love emojis
>>62795834This anon seems to know what he is talking about. I think things are skittish because the goyim take on all of this is that the market should be falling. Demand destruction = dead economy, right? It doesn't fall because the biggest customers in the economy have already priced this in and is offloading it to the government. Who is the real customer for all of this data center buildout (both kinds) and spying. The pump can't stop until the government hits the brakes and that will be well into next year when impeachments start flying (and they will)
>>62795871You see, that anon's bootyhole gets megablasted whenever the topic of AI comes up, nobody is sure why.Maybe he one of the fabled "cash cuck" species who have been sidelined since May.
If you buy SOXS this week you deserve to lose everything for reading this thread and thinking thatll work
>Trump officially endorses Netenyahu instead of Ben GvirIt's so over oilbros. He might cucked out and surrender to Iran for real. Bibi is a pacifist with pillow hands.
>>62795886Deserved for thinking oil would ever go up
>>62795881If I was in cash since May, then I'd have more momey than I do nowThis sucks.
>>62795740BASED relational time series parameter looker atter
>>62795712>What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's poll and results>linkrel, next week's sentiment poll>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz>https://strawpoll.com/GJn4438j8nz>Anon's historical winrate:>68% weighted weekly average vs the average across major indexes
>>62795886>Ben GvirThis jew is fucking insane
>>62795892how, what did you buy>>62795886wait Ben Gvir is running for PM? isnt that the absolutely homicidial (even for kike standards) psycho?
>>62795875Bro thats cringe. Better to say:>why are we texting when we could be hanging out. Ill be over in 30.
>>62795904That's so fucking cringe to invite yourself over. Showing up at some bitches house uninvited instead of asking is crazy as fuck. This shit isn't very complicated you guys just have profound autism
>futeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCde1GVbMfs
>>62795889
>>62795894>NOTES>moved all calculations and data gathering out of AI and to spreadsheets and google finance calls because AI was too inconsistent>up, down, and middle are defined on the distribution of percent returns for each major index (SPX, NDX, DJI, RUT) over a trailing 52-week period as follows: UP is the top quartile, MIDDLE is the middle two quartiles, DOWN is the bottom quartile>because the sentiment poll itself is simple, historical winrate is simply the average of all up/down/crab votes per week vs the average up/down/crab rating across the major indexes>some of the historical data may be corrected>thank you for your attention to this matter
I can't use cnbc and bloomberg as comfy background noise anymore. There are too many jeets with comically insulting names like Scatsuck Deepshit and kikes schizobabbling incoherently and I loathe that ad where the fugly hapa whore glazes the anthropic pedophile siblings. >you'd think she owns the place >when you argue who wins?
I don't know if my Rosaries worked, but thank God, Donald Trump didn't bomb Iran. The rumours and the talks of all the geopolitics experts were too wild.Let's see what happens tomorrow but I wouldn't expect any "black monday".
>>62795911what the fuck is that
>>62795745crypto is useful for thirdies who can't buy real assets so it wont disappearbut as someone in a first world country i don't know why you would still buy it
>>62795918i like the bar chart
>>62795920>I wouldn't expect any "black monday"Bold prediction.
>>62795918Or you can have AI design the entire flow, as long as you understand what it is actually doing.
>>62795916>See see!! Line to up it's gonna go to the mooooonYou will lose and I will laugh
How do I not lose money this financial year?
There is fuckery afoot
>>62795894>70% bearishoh yea. its all coming together.
>>62795933Just buy SOXS bro! And oil!
>>62795930So can you. What a brave new world!
>>62795944>>62795882>>62795889
>>62795935WHY MEMORY STICK COMPUTER RED?
>>62795948i hope he hedged with KMB because if not it's gonna be a mess
>>62795915if you're going to >futures post at least have the dignity to make webm
>>62795952Kek soxs bag holder
>>62795926Cool, this one is all done in sheets. The plotting on the distribution charts and those graphics are being done by AI, but are based on my spreadsheets. I'm working on a prompt that will show the actual shape of the curve of the distributions of returns.>>62795930I've ended up going to sheets because even when I was having Gemini show its work it would sometimes make up numbers without telling me. So, the spreadsheet is in a Gem notebook and I did use gemini to help me with the queries, and I will probably continue to work on messing with automating things and creating graphics for my own amusement.
>>62795911Why would any of that matter? It appears he only intends to have sex and not reveal who he really is or connect emotionally at all unless I misunderstand. And once it's done it's done
>>62795946Of course. It is a fun project. Unfortunately, when I run Gemini and Qwen for cross-validation, they both exhibit certain biases. I think anonymizing or removing company names might solve this.
>>62795802
>>62795893>Do the efficient frontier portfolio things>Use solver to optimize port for a conservative risk/reward ratio (investor utility function with A=5)>Recommends me I sell my boring industrials except POSCO (Korean steel maker that's pivoting into lithium), and that I put 33% of port into semis and 44% into quantum and biotech startups
>>62795957imagine you were the girl and you are talking to a 4channer (lol) and he just says>bitch I'm coming overshes either loading her handgun and locking the door or she is calling the cops after you show up in your anime shirt unwashed with a pack of magnums that don't fit
Are both of these bots?>>62795952>>62795955
>>62795962Hope it works anon. More than one way to skin a cat!
>>62795972Yeah I agree, but if she's texting today she wants sex today. She won't in 4 days guaranteed. 65% chance heavy monthly flow in the forecast. She and him want sex today from each other for better or worse. He'll do good
>>62795979she exclusively listens to mid 2000's Newgrounds flash game soundtracks
>>62795981you ask for the snoo snoo the first time. you can usually just take it after that. but the first time you gotta be smoother with it that just showing up at her fucking house univited.you guys are hopeless frfr ong
>>62795983Marry her.
>>62795974it was a poop joke
>>62795986This is her favorite flash game songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjfPFKWMxHY
>>62795802you guys made out on the first date? How did it go anyways!
NIGGERSIGGERS
>>62795984>after thatWell we both assume things about what he's going for here I guess, I see the possibility that this is a one and done and I guess I forgot it could go differently. Hope you're right. I don't guess he'll be a retard and barge in like an animal, but he's thinking about it now anyway. He might do good with saying you want to see her after 8 and don't buy her anything today, especially not food or coffee to occupy the bowels, just show up sex and bounce. NFLX. Gives her plenty of time to prep. Then agree on Wednesday that it was a mistake or to keep doing it until a mistake does happen or doesn't. This is not relationship or financial advice.
>>62795802Post them knockers
>>62795988KEK
Hmmph, cocky in there I see. I will hereby declare the death of your portfolios.
>>62796004the only thing I agree with you on is that he has already spent too much money on her. if she hasn't at least feigned/offered paying for anything by the second date she gets demoted to cumrag only zone immediately.this is financial advice
>>62795904lmao
>>62796013IM OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW RIGHT NOW SURPRISE
>>62796016He gets it. He can be a game hound or a bull. Bulls don't play fetch. Bulls fuck.
>that one anon who will never give up
>>62796021Pretty bullish tbdesu. The sentiment around here on weekends is almost never correct.
finally the weekday people are coming backthe weekend niggers are just all boring doomposting miserable bobos
>>62796021dayum i'm gonna have to buy some weekly calls tomorrow
>>62795963Kek
I made a /smg/ song during this weekend (casino's closed). You guys mind if I post it?
>>62796033Yes I mind you posting another ai generated slop song full of cringe epic maymays. The fuck do you think this is, boy?
>>62795882too late already bought calls on soxs
>>62796033I want to hear what you created.
>>62796033>>62796037its will get 10s of views possibly. I'll click ithttps://youtu.be/6lJmc9Edjow?si=IyrdPA6LKt8XWylD
>>62796033post it
I'm mostly in cash, with a side of oil majors, and therefore I want the markets to violently depress.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62796033>purple tag>PeRP GdYes, Perp God, post that shit
>>62796033Checked
>>62795847AI genuinely fixes this.(By reverse engineering every game to run on your computer instead)
>>62795847>buying the ps6the most recent game I've played on my ps5 is quake 2 from 1997.
What has everyone observed today?I've seen overflowing trolleys of food and traffic everywhere. The season of greed & gluttony arrives earlier and lasts longer every year. In my part of the world we are celebrating Halloween and Christmas at the same time! However I want to head to new years and predict what will be in high demand for the final quarter.
My portfolio right now is 50% cash.Can you please decide if it's a bear market or a bull market?
>>62796043anon we just had 10 days of the entire tech sector getting sold off and oil mooning and youre telling me you took no profits and bought no dips?
>>62796062a chick came to my house today and bought $120 of brass shit. lots of sales on Depop. always a lot of sales around 1st and 14th of the month. bitches always debt max their paycheck spent immediately as soon as it hits their account. zero impact to my reselling business so far the normies don't even know what's coming
what exactly causesd this?they even did it in the middle of the night on the weekend when no one can do anything about it
>>62796074the bongs arent preparing for war the miliary barely functionstheyd need to pump billions in just to fix itthey developed some new armored vehicle, but the thing was so shit, loud and vibrated so hard that the soldiers on exercise puked their guts out https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj9y0l7j1nwo
>>62796059>goystation 5Don’t tell me you buy all the goyball games full of micro transactions to compete against blacks online
fed updated their balance sheet for last week. they were printing money like crazy trying to prop up the clown car and it didn't help at all..imagine that... printing money to stop panic over hot inflation...HONK HONK
>>62796065CRAB MARKET
>>62796065You can't go wrong if you invest in a good company. Do you see Microsoft, Google, Apple, Amazon, or Meta disappearing over what's happened last week? What are the odds that Iran gets lit up again? If not, what are the odds that they stop attacking tankers? Coca Cola ain't going anywhere either. You have so many options. The only difference is that some will net you much more money than others, especially the riskier ones.
>>62796059if ai drove everyone back to quake 2 I mite play video games again
>>62796080Hyperliquid doesn't represent the market when the market isn't open on the weekends. This is purely within hyperliquid's ecosystem. No normal person trading outside of it got liquidated, SL'd or TP'd by this move.
>>62796083>the bongs arent preparing for warDo you remember when the UK government purchased all those bodybags?
Tomorrow is gonna be mad niggerish fr fr. Probably slightly Jewish too gang
>>62796091so what? against who will they wage war? with what? they arent in a state to transport 500 people anywhere, look at the state of their navythey dont have a military, anyone telling you that theyre "preparing for war" is doing /pol/nigger engagement bait and fear mongeringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru2EDJvj9Qthe UK is a dead country, its London with Moldavia stapled to it
>>62796087
>>62796089quake 2 is 10/10 recommend. pure adrenaline. literally has adrenaline in it as a powerup. modern games are so dogshit
>>62796090its been pretty accurate during the week and coming out of the weekend starting 8pm sunday nighti cant verify anything beyond thatwhat else tracks weekend futures prices?
>>62796100q1 and especially q3 were better.
>>62796102I replayed q1 it didn't age well honestly. q1 is a lot easier even on nightmare than q2 is on hard. q2 is better. q1 is alright tho
>>62796086We do be reaching real asymptote hours in here, fr fr.
>>62796102q3 was garbage worst physics of all the quakes
>>62796104Quake 1 vibe is better. The music and the aesthetic is better than 2. But 2 is a better game.
>>62795911You dont ask. Asking is for cuck fags. Sounds like you lack the confidence to make the move, kid. She can still say no and that's fine. But you dont fucking ask. May_i_have_a_crumb_of_pussy.gif.
>>62796106worst? it had a huge trickjumping and defrag community centered around the movement. what are you talking about.
>>62796110yeah that's exactly why it was ass
>>62796108the vibe is kinda cool but most of the enemies are melee and not very threatening. nigger trying to poke me with a sword and I can just kite him with a rocketlauncher
>>62796101I've seen it disconnect from brent prices multiple times on the weekend, only to catch up to actual changes on a proper open. I just can't trust it to be accurate.Nothing else tracks weekend futes, but that's because they're closed. Hyperliquid just lets you speculate 24/7.
how do I short france?
>>62796116or tracking oil is just use weekendoil
>>62796109>you don't askIndian hands typed this post
>>62796097They have waged war against the people.Civil unrest is contagious and they already have everything lined up in advance. They don't even hide their big purchases.
>>62796130I was in London in 2024, the people are all niggers, jeets, pakis and somalians anyway
>>62796132That's who the bodybags are for.
how to not beat yourself up over hindsight?
>>62796139I hope
Get ready to lose everything Monday bastards.
>>62796151bloody bastard fuck you saar
>>62796145They replicated and moved number 10 for a specific reason.
>>62796085His post would explicitly imply he doesn't, dipshit. Your response doesn't even make sense.
>>62796144By recognizing that you can only make decisions based on incomplete information. And you should be trying to follow strict entry and exit criteria instead of grading every trade by what happens afterwards.
>>62796144Train your sight elsewhere.
>>62796159Nobody buys a ps5 to play old games retard. The only people who bought ps5 bought it for stupid shit like sports games. Even ps4 was a scam.
>>62796144You can't avoid beating up yourself over hindsight. It is what it is
I see you are a Ni-gger
>>62796166>elden ring>clair obscur expedition 33>path of exile 1/2>bg3everything else are retro games on my ps5.
>>62796162>>62796163>>62796167Cheers. Almost happy Oct. 19th bros, time to watch Margin Call.
I don't know what it is about smiggersbut 99% of people here chase pico topsthey just keep doing itover, and over, and overIs it the same people?or more like a, "sucker is born every minute" situation, and they're just constantly cycling in and out with fresh meat.
What's the consensus on the French bond market?Buy or sell?
>>62796178Who cares lol
>>62796171>tfw no qt asian gf
>>62796174everything you just listed is available on pc, runs better and is cheaper.
>>62796174Fair enough. My 10 year old PC runs all those but I guess everyone’s not an autistic retard like me.
>permsLmaoI was gonna go long tomorrow but I think I might sit it out another day or two, this shit's looking bad
>>62796178i would not advice anyone to hold any euro denominated assets
>>62796181>Free 7% return in euros (usually stronger than the dollar in purchasing power)Yeah who cares about free money.
Tech stocks will probably keep going down for a week or two more. May be a good idea to take refugee in PBF or Sinclair.
>>62796183You should get a black gf instead
>>62796177The natural state of man is to buy the top and sell the bottom. You have to be able to take emotion out of it to buy the bottom and sell the top.
>>62796197jesus fucking christ Id lick this bitch head to toe each day shed never have to shower again in her life
>>62796197MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>62796197
>>62796166>>62796174BTFO I didn't think I needed to also explain to you that sometimes people buy a new console but are then disappointed with most of the games that release for it, and go back to playing retro.Go outside and blow off some steam or something
>>62796204>>62796206>>62796209Im about to have coffee with the black girl. I might fuck her on Wednesday.
/smg/ger POV
>>62796197anon I love choco milkies as much as the next guy but please keep it sfw or janny might shit and piss his pants and then KMB would pump and we don't want that
>>62795988sounds like it's from some meet 'n' fuck game
>>62796229>Meet n fuck That's takes me back
burry has puts on semis
>>62796228you cant stop KMB. my shit and piss stock will outperform your memory sticks tranny.
>>62796222Wholesome. Too bad you'd make latte babies.
>>62796222Your white incel future wife is waiting for you right there in the back, but you're slutting it out with black girls.
/biz/ is queen coded? based
>>62795935I sure like to fuck feet if you catch my drift
>burry does this
/smg/ theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oVI0GW-Xd4
I wanted bondsbut I'm bearish bonds in the short termI did a leveraged yield curve spread tradeI'm currently more short bonds than I am longOn the bonds, I'm 33% long, 67% shortthis is with over 10x leverageI'll adust the spread as the trend changes,my intention is to go more long bonds,if rates fall,if a reccssion starts, I'll full tilt long,but I don't think that's going to happen.
>>62796243Ok that's hot. Fuck my kids you'll be latte deal with it
>>62796248
‘member when burry shorted nbis and his subs did the same only to get fucked hard? ah those were good times
>>62796254bear steepener? i'm neutral bonds but gun to head if i had to put a position on it would be that
>>62796199only the rich can afford to take chances buying in a crash in hopes things turn around one day. it's not some secret knowledge, its baked right into the system that only the rich can win. unless of course your a poor fag and dont mind gambling your life savings.
>>62796239That means they will go up soon.
>>62796241fuck it, hitler forgive me >>62796242picrelwhite women all vote for importing niggers anyway, we might as well just enjoy the milkers then>>62796243fuck me whos that
>>62796257
>>62795827I turned on Trump the second he said he wanted Jerome out.
>I single handedly made everyone on /smg/ want to fuck black women.
>>62796287Has never happened. I like 2D women.
>>62796287>>I maderetarded larping nigger
>>62796287That was my plan for a very long time, before you even posted about it. No black people where I live though, a blessing and a curse.
It's all about deception
>>62796287it was always a goal but i dont have the mental portfolio to achieve that
>>62796297Oh yes... most certainly.
>>62796268your 401k can buy during the crash. most people just don't want to buy.
Market closed post black queenz
posting Afrikaans
>>62796310why sunflower seeds in US are all dusty and shitty with a lot of trash in the bag
Everyone is just waiting to buy "when stocks get cheap." So they never get cheap.
futes waiting room
>>62796327I am waiting for Bloomberg news after the market opens, just to hear some rich guy running a hedge fund called "ROI Awareness" who got margin, yet semiconductors and AI are still a great buy.
What are the odds nothing happens?
>>62796062Free pissmat wedged in a portajohn ventpipe as it had no urinal. Will transplant to my local one in need.
I haven't bought any stocks or options since selling out in beginning of 2024. I half ass rode the semiconductor wave. Jesus, I'm ready to get back in but I'm scared, where even to start
I dated a black girl before
is bitcoin actually going to go back below 80k? i didnt think it was possible, what the fuck is going on.
>>62796332You can design your portfolio to have exactly the amount of happening you want. You choose your sweet spot between 100% 0DTE options and 100% cash.
>>62796347>internet meme money disappearsHope this is a sign of them moving cash back into stocks, feel like a lot of stocks went down during the last btc pump or maybe I’m misremembering
>>62795740Plopp noice.I recently learned about Ito calculus. Options are just math under the hood
Are people really bearish into next week? Why?
>>62796083What does the UK need armored vehicles for? It's an island. It's no wonder that the UK government doesn't take armored vehicles procurement seriously, instead just uses it as an opportunity for corruption.
>>62795894What's the graph/workflow thing, some kind of N8N style software?
>>62795861You are sounding so old right now holy shit. Only manchildren muhlennials care about consoles anymore. Everyone else has moved to playing on mobile/tablets.Guess on what genshin/fordnide/horse girls is played on.
>>62796358line red yesterday that means line red tomorrow
>>62796358All the rape this week, general negativity, thinking about it it reminds me of Cramer’s “lose your shirt Monday” except he seems to expect things to get better since it seems to be a bit of a Leo situation again
So exhausting
>>62796347>retail expects thing to happen>the opposite happensEvery time. The magic pattern recognition chart spamming should've made it obvious.
>>62796370yeah that just seems dumb, line red for no reason means buy >>62796373What negativity though, coreweave's debt sucking and France rioting? What's next, selling because the sky is blue?
>>62796287>anon cured racism (or close enough)
>>62796324Whites should leave the eastern half of the country and make the western/northern cape the Afrikaner stronghold.
>>62796358Maybe the chance of negative surprises in Middle East conflict/oil prices, Fed remarks/rates/inflation, earnings, and AI animal spirits.
>>62796373Cramer knows the game. He plays dumb and acts stupid to make normies think they are smart enough to take risks. They will only warn people when things are seriously out of control.
>>62796144Why would I care about hindsight? I'm not psychic.
>>62796358Markets are starting to price in that AI is fake and gay
I'm considering shorting stocks for the first time next week, is this a bottom signal?
>>62796392AI is the closest thing to magic.
>>62796347here is a short list of some of the happenings in the last week:>over 2000 arrested in France, over 500,000 protesting for Palestine and free gibs. country literally burning and riot police everywhere. hundreds of cops injured. Macron shitposting about it calling them hooligans that will be punished>Indonesia had the worst week in the history of its stock exchange>Oil was up like 20% last week and will keep going up>Russia/Ukraine war escalating. Oil tankers in the black sea being hit daily and refineries exploding on the regular. hundreds of thousands without power in ukraine>UK told its citizens to prepare a food stockpile for famine and to prepare for war>Saudi/Houthi war ramping. Full on humanitarian crisis and siege warfare. Airports and refineries being bombed on a daily basis>Iran was blowing up like 5 oil tankers a day all week last week and announced that Hormuz is 100% closed. they began firing longer ranged missiles and hitting ships that weren't even attempting passage>Blackrock donwngraded equities for the first time in 6 years. They are parking trillions in bonds because they think the market is going to rug out>The worst inflation monthly readings in years for the United statessure I'm missing a few but you niggers only talk about memory sticks.
>>62796393Since you say stocks rather than the index, yes, it’s a bottom signal within stocks.
>>62796393For a local bottom, yes. Tomorrow will be red, but a bear trap. After some nigger pumping over the next few days to get you to sell at a loss, the dump will resume.
>>62796358Midterms coming up soon so investors are very cautious because it could mean drastic changes come January.
>>62796386didnt orange gentleman have peace talks on saturday?
>>62796399Yeah in the sense that both are fake and gay
What if my name was never mine to give away in the first place?>MKND
Mumus, is tomorrow our day?
>>62796287No nigger
weekends are so fucking boring since qutting my job
>>62796364The graph on the bottom>takes the up, down, middle score from the major indexes>averages them>that's the blue line, the actual output of the market>takes the up, down, middle prediction that anon's made for the week>averages them>that's the red line, anon's prediction for the market>the bars represent the vote distribution for each point in time so you can see when the minority view got it right, for example>the closer red line is to the blue line, the close anons were to predicting the direction of the markets that weekThe other chart shows each index and shows where that week's return was on the trailing 52 week distribution. There's a better (less compressed) image of the bottom chart here,>>62795956and terms and methods are defined here,>>62795918I don't use N8N, I will probably continue to tinker with some automation in gemini, but at this point it's just my spreadsheets and some graphics made by gemini.
>>62796420Go to the casino on weekends, bitch nigga
One hour bros
>why memory stick computer is red
>>62796434I'm scared.
>>62796410it’s our decade just wait til next week when big tech saves the market and elections are basically priced in. Also Iran is close to capitulating they brought up the 7 day deal again because they need money
Asian girls are my jam
>>62796438All my money is on tomorrow nigger pumping. I might not make it out of this one bros.
>Egypt joins the lobby
thoughts on filipino wives?
>>62796441Dang son. I admire your conviction. Hope you make it.
>>62796441omg
>>62796449You know what they say, with a flip wife you got a nice life. IDK, I just made that up.
I predict Kospi -15% today.
>>62796441ygmi
yeah its going to be red as fuck monday
>KXS
>>62796441I think the dump could continue until the midterms. Don't wanna FUD you but take care.
>>62796434For what?
chat are we cooked
>>62796462Futures then the AH/overnight stocks session.
I hold IREN shares
>>62796465Thanks
>>62796431I meant the mermaid diagram looking thing in the link, you posted in another thread. What are you doing anyway, just messing with biz sentiment?
>nu/smg/ has been taken by top-buying reddit baggies that unironically discuss having sex with men and black chicksI'm not joking, this is the biggest top signal that I've ever seen. This general has been completely pozzed with newfags who want to buy the bubble.
>>62796475
>>62796470I'm not sure what the mermaid diagram thing is. The point isn't to mess with /smg/ sentiment, the point is for anons to be able to anonymously vote on their sentiment for the upcoming week, and for anons to be able to see that.
>>62796451>>62796452>>62796458>>6279646180 percent of the time when people think we are going into an ultra nigger dump the market pumps so goldberg can spite the goyim. Can you imagine how many short positions are open after Friday? Thats my logic at least.
>>62796486>bro line can only go up(X)
75% of Mondays have been red since July 20
$RAM is at its 52wk low
>>62796475I FOMO’d into MU and I’ve fucked morbidly obese people of all races and genders. Where is your god now?
>>62796502damn bro its almost like all of Asia is having a massive energy crisis or something. while we have a debt bubble and hyperinflation and the fed is raising interest rates and there are like 20 active wars escalating globallyprobably a great time to buy leveraged tech shit
>>62796486>short positions are open after Fridayvirutally none. i'll occasionally just ask myself how i see market participants positioned and how they would respond to recent price action. i fucking guarantee you nobody bought single stock puts or shorted into the hole, everybody just froze. hedge funds probably bought some VIX but other than that nobody is poisitoned for a bloodbath and are still all in for new ATHs. no evidence of this but everytime i think this way i never miss. add to this that people are short oil, which is actually provable.
>>62796493I like those odds.>>62796487After nigger dump day and every institution opening short positions it's not that unbelievable that tomorrow will nigger pump
>>62796466I own 450 shares of IREN that I bought at $27.2 on Friday.
>>62796400>frogs being frogs>vodkaniggers blowing each other up>sandniggers blowing each other up>US hyperinflatingnone of this is news
Here it comes, boys.
>>62796466Same. $10k worth. Holding it to 0 I don't give a fuck.
>>62796441Dead man posting.
>>62796520I hope you personally get raped to death by a pack of feral niggers in the water wars.
Expect -15 on everything and even crypto to tank. Bearoctober is not done.
>>62796520This. There is nothing new under the sun.
>>62796507The market doesn't consistently react to anything anymore. I've seen it do the opposite under the same circumstance. I think the market has manipulation fatigue.
>>62796532Many such cases
>>627965342 more weeks
>>62796535waddya know I'm putting +15% cash into my account
>>62796546how red will your bags have to be before you admit you are a stupid faggot? I think people like you could lose everything on IREN and still just act confused and retarded about it instead of acknowledging you got scammed.
>>62796547>Liquid cash ngmi
>>62796550Yes liquid cash, plus interest, which I will use to only buy massive dips.
>>62796551based ygmi
>>62796551anon, cash is suppose to be in paper form. i think you should use a different ATM
>>62796549I dont have any bags, I’m just tired of retarded bears sounding like broken records
>>62796520kekits the same "news" all year>why are you guys talking about stocks on /smg/, you should talk 24/7 about politics like I do
>>62796535fuck i don't tihnk i've seen this video
>>62796551That cash is small in interest. At least put it in an index fund.
>>62796459Wasn't this this morning? It's happening again?
>>62796558I've only told people here to sell in July and to sell the last ATH of QQQ. I was right both times and the direction brain faggot retard useful idiots here both times got bent the fuck over and anally oblitereated both times while posting the most retarded shit I've ever read in my life>why line go down
>>62796560I actually think it's her very first video. I can't remember.
>>62796565post port and your transactions where you sold in July
no more games
>>62796565you are always telling people to sell because you are a retarded bear
>>62796572Go ahead and prep that BVLL
>>62796561sp500 is -0.42% over the past 2 months so I'm beating an index fund by holding cash
You don't know who IZ is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
if you're fooled by green futures you're NGMI btw
>>62796573I buy every day>>62796568If your chart doesn't look like this you need to lower your tone
>futures
oh shit its over kek
>>62796578>>62796581>>62796583Explain
can someone explain this green candle
>>62796586exit pump before US hours. nigger dump at 9:30:01 like every day for the last 2 weeks
>>62796475Some of us are still fighting the good fight
>>62796579>no trades>no port>no %>random chart yeah okay bubba
>>62796593>you never even said thank you>you probably even fud me on a regular basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkC_oi0ksuw
It'll hold, right fellow mumus?
>futures blood greenwhat did they mean by this?
>>62796608stop. all these black women psyop is making me feel weird
>>62796613
>>62796613go to the gym
>>62796618
All these arrogant bulls on shitter making fun of black Monday leads me to believe we will in fact take a bloody dump tomorrow.
>>62796620As opposed to all the arrogant bears and their ceaseless doomposting?
Get ready boys, it's going to be a massacre tomorrow.
>>62796623>acknowledging reality is doompostingoil is objectively fuckedinflation is objectively fuckedbonds are objectively fucked
>>62796620There's been nothing but talk about blacked monday, and I mean both on /biz/ and twitter, shit it was all over twitter on friday before it even closed
>>62796628bull trap into black Tuesday would be even funnier desuI hope reddit nigger top buyers end up on the fucking street and I'm going to drive buy throwing used KMB diapers at them
>>62796637What makes you so confident Mr.Goldstein?
>oil go down>shiny rock go up>oil go up>shiny rock go downso if the war is over, the shiny rock bull run 2.0 is on
>>62796642the 1.3% PPI print
>>62796645Should I buy the dip?>>62796648You support Israel.
>>62796651I think we should drop a nuke on tel Aviv and apologize to Iran for the whole mess after they hang zognald trump (after they hang his kids first)
>>62796651Explain how saying that inflation is bad supports israel
>>62796652Alright you passed.
>CPU prices starting to rise nowis this a buy signal for INTC and AMD?
>>62796656>Inflation is bad >Jews make less money >Israel.
>>62796659fuck you mean starting to rise and fuck you mean buy signaleven after last week Im still up 60% on AMD, buy signals were screaming at the start of the year
>>62796624next week will be a blood green scam pump, mark my words
>>62796637>throwing used KMB diapers at themlmao
>>62796666Digits confirm them
>>62796664so when are you selling then?
>>62796645The commodity bull market has officially kicked off but they don't want the muppets to know
>>62796668just imagine cracking that butt-oyster apart revealing a well seasoned anus
>>62796562>It's happening again?You might Putin cares, but he does not. Putin is fine letting this go on another 10 years or until he is removed. No sense of urgency, no anger about taking 600 days for his 3 day operation, he and his buddies are getting insanely rich off the fighting. He just needs to keep the meat volunters feeding into the front lines. Its Russian/Ukrainian culuture, humans do not matter and are just for making money. Its odd some US mega defense contractor has not entered to make 10,000 drones per week and make incredible money. I was thinking Anduril would then go public but no luck.
>>62796669not sure, every time I think about closing the position, the stock niggerpumpsI dont want to sell until I see how Ryzen 10000 and RX 10000 will look likeZen 6 will also be the base for the next gen consoles, once we get the official confirmation, the stock might niggerpump again
>>62796674>He thinks there's going to even be a next generation of consolesNot for at least another 5 years unless you want an inflation adjusted $2000 PS6.
>>62796672
>>62796676i need to get fixed so bad so i can drain my balls into african women
>>62796681You don't even need to be fixed for that.
>>62796666maybe
>>627966894
need the pump to wait until options markets are open
>>62796689i got psyopped too much ITT, i only like black women now
>>62796682i got too many kids and they are just starting to be big enough to not be such high maintenace, im too damn old to start over again, although babies are pretty cute, not so much the african ones though
I don't like broad total market ETFslike VTor VTI,even SPYI think these funds have too much deadweight,and really,just too many names.The vast majority of companies don't out perform,but it's very hard to predict which companies these will be.Even broad market factor funds are too broad,if you have a factor fund with 1000 companies in it,there's a lot of deadweight in there. Even if it's quality tilted.So what do I prefer?Concentrated,fundamental funds. Ideally,30-100 holdings,breadth enough to capture winners, and cut out most of the losers. In some circumstances I can stomach 150 names, but it's not ideal. My ideal is 50.If you pull up a list of all the best performing ETFs,most of them have like 30-50 holdings, aside from leveraged funds,but that doesn't mean that the fund you pick is going to outperform in the future.
futes: scam pump confirmed
>>62796692This is why you buy Friday.
>>62796697Fair enough
>>62796702Will it hold or are we dumping on open
>>62796693Good man
>>62796704I was too chicken shit, thought maybe the market knew something I didn't and something bad would happen over the weekend. probably gonna buy calls at open and get dumped on / crabbed out
>>62796716You can buy neutral positions for less profits to you know.Buy straddles for giga pumps/dumps or sell condors for crabs.
>>62795735I guess I have to buy more tomorrow
new>>62796721>>62796721>>62796721
bobros why is it mooning
These next few weeks are your last chance to get out before a 30 year bear market.
>>62796716Also buying calls is risky in this downward trend because it's always hard dump for a few days then one small green day to close shorts/puts then continuing dumping.If the July bottom breaks all hell is gonna break loose.
>>62796329
>>627965072x leveraged has barely a difference in the months scale compared to just literally two times the regular.
