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Hail Mary edition
bloomberg link should be working again

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://tv.ink/bloomberg

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62798194
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QQQ BWEAKOUT!!!
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>>62798763

Enjoy losing everything
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>>62798766
What should I put my 400k in cash for my mortgage into? I have a 7% rate
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>>62798777
got a 401k?
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BOBOS PROMISED ME WWIII OVER THE WEEKEND AND THEN NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED AND NOW WERE PUMPING
REEEEEEEEEE-----
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>>62798779

>750K
>window AC unit

lmao
o
l
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>>62798774
I slurped but AMD didn't fall as much as I wanted. I think it'll drop again, today might be the only green day this week, followed by a two-day crab and a dump on Thursday.
There's still two weeks (tm) until midterms.
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>soxs bros

Ahh-HAHAHAHAHA
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>>62798781
You can ask the guy that bought gigacalls on Friday to let you suck him off for a couple $$. And the rest you can pay for with Klarna.
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>>62798781
I specifically told you there would be a technical bounce today or tomorrow
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the real fun starts tomorrow premarket when the big names start having earnings
ooooh boy
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Anybody else about to try to spend $500 on these magic cards? #Hasbro
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Palantir is up 5% when is the crash ?
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>>62798781
bears are so stupid that they bought oil on the worst nasdaq week in 18 months and then tried to convice us all thered be nukes over the weekend

niggers youre supposed to buy low sell high
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>>62798793
puts
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>>62798788
Kek it won't go down this week
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>>62798798
Hey buddy, this is /biz/! We have rules here.
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>>62798804
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>>62798786
I already sold SOXS at Friday for a ~58% profit
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>"Black Monday" update:
>The Nasdaq 100 has now added +$650 billion in market cap today.
>This puts the index up +1.6%, on track for its biggest daily gain since September 21st.
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>>62798786
We sold on friday. Those of us with balls bought back in today
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>SOXL
It feels good to catch the knife and WIN
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>>62798816
>We
You didn't do shit faggot
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panic sell everything, the ai bubble has popped for the 47th time, it's over!
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WHITE GENTLEMAN MONDAY
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>>62798821
WIGGER MONDAY
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>>62798816
post transactions
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>>62798824
He's larping just ignore
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>>62798818
You're just crying because you're down 15% on mu
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>>62798824
trans action not allowed here
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>>62798828
all these bears who "sell the top" always are
>>62798830
I thought it was encouraged?
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The lunchtime dump will be magnifique.
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>>62798829
Lmao you wish enjoy the 30% drop on soxs
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did someone say
WIGGER MONDAY
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>>62798824
>>62798828
Suck my cock
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And just like that my day's gains are gone.
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I haven't done anything today. Market's been sending mixed signals. No like. Pass.
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>>62798838
Having fun with inspect element, champ?
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>>62798840
Yeah, not convinced by this homosexual pump
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>>62798838
BASED
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>dumps exactly at 12

Genuinely funny
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>>62798791
Sex
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>>62798838
wtf
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>>62798844
It feels like it could reverse at any moment. I don't like this feeling. There's too much uncertainty in the air. The margins are really slim too. This whole Iran peace deal and Russia sanction relief is annoying.
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KEK HIS SOXS IS PRINTING
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>>62798843
Modern times are so grim. Even if you do post any kind of proof everyone will just go full retard in order to not be wrong.
Why are you so afraid to admit you were wrong in this case? Will it hurt your pride or something?
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>>62798849
It's all algorithms doing the same shit all over the place. Notice that all of the semis are dumping at the same time. Fucking hell...
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>"""riots""" in Italy now
I swear this is being orchestrated by Iran. Just towelhead glowniggers activating sleeper cells through Telegram. It made sense in France with cost of living bullshit I suppose but they can't excuse this one.
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>>62798860
Nothing on the internet is real sry chief
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>>62798862
There's no such thing as riots. It's deliberate. If the government wanted to end some hooligans trashing the place, they would've authorized the police the use of deadly force. The mobs would disperse in seconds. It's all a sham.
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>>62798860
Are you his boyfriend? Suck his cock not mine
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>>62798832

I bought Friday and sold today. I'm bearish as fuck but not short. Just waiting on 35% cash for a good entry somewhere. I bought the CEG dip this morning
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>>62798862
>Iran

Their noses aren't large enough.
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>>62798866
Yeah sorry, but we're not China, Russia or North Korea
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>>62798863
Yeah in these modern times where being a schizo is apparently less humiliating than just saying; "Shit I was wrong".
In the past people would at least have the decency to stop responding when they were wrong instead of needing to have the last word like this homo >>62798867 deeply afraid of having to admit he was wrong
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Why are jerking each other rn
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>oil
THE TOP IS NOT IN
I REPEAT THE TOP IS NOT IN
I WAS WRONG AND ALMOST GOT BTFO
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>>62798849
Oil did the needful at 12. At first I thought it was news on an attack or something, but nah.
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>>62798868
The pixel patterns on the left of the image are smaller than the right. Are you using camera angles to make your line look bigger?
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>>62798872
Cry harder bitch nigga lol
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>>62798871
Meaning that we're cucks who'll submit to some 3rd worlder scum? If the mobs were 100% whites they would've already shot them with rubber bullets at the very least.
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>>62798880

I'm laying on my couch screenshotting my tablet. I posted my daily every day last week in the same style. I haven't had a red day in a few weeks
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>>62798878
Oil is weird at the moment because crude is restricted but Ukraine keeps doing literal demand destruction by blowing up Russian refineries, causing them to have to export crude to China rather than refine it into higher margin products, suppressing oil somewhat.
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>>62798838
whats the profit on that friday sale
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>>62798879
>Oil did the needful at 12
>>
I'm out of cash to keep buying dips
so I'm resorting to selling my defensive holdings
to buy aggressive tickers
>>
>GRND chart
did the fags stop paying their subscriptions?
>>
>out of cash
Didn't buy SOXS I see
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>>62798893
They all died of AIDS.
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>>62798888
Cost basis was like 38
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>>62798893
USAID cuts taking their toll
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>>62798893
>>62798898
It never ceases to amaze me that the AIDS faggot app grindr was what led to Tinder and all the other online 'dating' apps. Online dating culture is just degenerate faggot shit. That's the literal source.
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I bought more today, 45% cash. Wish me luck. Bought some marvel and coherent, broadcom, amazon, micron
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>>62798893
we're organizing poz load weekends on /smg/ now
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>>62798892

>I haven't even started buying
>he is already mortgaging the house

ngmi
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>>62798892
It always ends that way
>>
wild weekend of caught on camera sacrifices
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>>62798885
>demand destruction by blowing up Russian refineries
ah the ol' "reduce demand by forcefully reducing supply" switcheroo. i like it...
>causing them to have to export crude to China rather than refine it into higher margin products
just flippin' it raw baby! i really like it!

but seriously about 2 hours ago i was short at 97.55 and managed to escape with .05 profit which was disappointing to see with the eminis rallying and volatility collapsing at the same time, but i knew i had to escape when i did for whatever i could get. it ended up being an expensive way to make $90 today so i guess janny is pleased, everyone gets to eat. and im not complaining.
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CLMT shill, are you here?
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>>62798906
Fucking bug chasers. Insane how self-destructive these people are.
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>>62798838
Interesting. I think you should've waited until tomorrow to buy. You might want to keep some cash available to average down if the price drops tomorrow. Alternatively, you could sell now for a small profit and buy back tomorrow at a better price (That what I would have done, and the reason I'm not buying today)
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>>62798906
Gross
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>>62798913
Probably killed himself
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>>62798781
I knew this was nothing, but I couldn't decide on what to buy. Sidelined.
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I know all the retard faggot perma bulls here don't care about bonds but they are doing the thing where they are pricing in rate hikes again
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>>62798918
Reminds me of the guy who went all in on that 3x long term bond etf whatever it was called because he thought the fed lowering rates would make them go down.
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>>62798906
>we just want equal rights
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>>62798781
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>>62798905
hope you have better luck at AVGO than me, hate that POS
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>>62798899
nice
>>62798906
what the fuck am I reading
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>>62798920
Same. Boring day. SpaceX report tomorrow is important. If they are making decent money on AI everything will go green.
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>anon is bigly green today edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62798932
Of course it's green why would they say anything else
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mister kevin
pump it some more
please
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>>62798911
>ah the ol' "reduce demand by forcefully reducing supply" switcheroo. i
Not quite. Refineries don't produce oil, they consume it. To make diesel and gas and what not. If the refineries are destroyed or just currently non-operable, then the crude oil isn't consumed, and because storage is limited, the excess has to get dumped on the market.
>>
Staaaahp!
Pick a direction and go so I can buy ramen today!
>>
Oil climbing. Hope you bought the morning dip
>>
im out
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I'm up 3.67% on MU
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>>62798936
Depends on how much they beat estimates.
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Thank God
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BOBOTARDS SHOW YOURSELF
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>>62798943
>the excess has to get dumped on the market.
shouldnt that make oil price go down then? who is slurping this oil at a premium? i'll take it off your hands but you need to pay me not the other way around no?
>>
Thanks for playing.
>>
honest question here gents

if I'm using 10x leverage and it goes up 20%, i am up 200% right

but then the next day, if it goes down 10%, will I be down 100%, and get liquidated?

ive heard someone say this and I'm not sure if thats how it works, or if some products are structured this way?
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US attacking Iran. Did I miss the midterms?
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>>62798949
>I'm up 3.67% on MU
pretty good for a bussyboy
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>>62798956
Loaded up on AI bubbel puts today BIG time
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>>62798959
That's exactly how it works. Basically every leveraged ETF is expected to lose money over a long time period.
>>
>>62798945

Mr bussy please short oil 200%. print more oil Mr bussy we need computer sticks to go up to infinity
>>
These financial psychology story books are in the wrong section. Nice place though, very quiet.
>>
>>62798969
>looks at TQQQ and 3x shit and piss charts
Uh yeah.... right
>>
SPY 777C anon... did you sell any today?
>>
I hate days like this. As soon as I hover my mouse over the "buy" button, the trend reverses. It's like I'm playing a video game and the AI is programmed to respond to my crosshair.
>>
>>62798976

they are going to expire worthless they were 1dte if they cost 0.08 like he said
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>>62798969
brutal. does every leveraged product basically re-evaluate daily?

lets say I'm down 10% on tuesday, but on wednesday it goes up 20%, will I already be liquidated? are they using an average or something?
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>>62798985
It's daily. The SOXS and IREZ fags are killing themselves
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>>62798974
Read the prospectus of any of them.
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>>62798913
Not him but I thought he was all excited about earnings in November. He could prevail in the end. I’d say it’s a coin flip.
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>>62798945
>he didn't buy before the USA-Iran war...
If you didn't 100% on your oil stocks this year, I am sorry.
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>>62798983
l2inverse yourself
you are your biggest enemy
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>>62798985
>lets say I'm down 10%
You'll get margin called and forced to sell everything before that happens. The people that lent you money to gamble with aren't going to let you go to zero because that's their money, not your money.
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>>62798766
KNEEL
>>
Bobos had their moment. SPY will never open red for the rest of the year.
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>>62798984
yeah I was tryna tell him to offload some at open when IV is highest, he was probably up at open decently if he bought at Fridays close
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>>62798996
I'm just eyeballing the crab for indications that it's going to break one way or the other.
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>>62799010

oil is fucked
bonds are fucked
the world is fucked

bulls are celebrating SOXL 100 like its a victory.

its going lower unless META giga beats and unveils some new gadget to prop up the ponzi for another week
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>>62799016
I just mean today.
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>>62799016
We have some important earnings coming up and my bae Micron has an investor webinar on Wednesday. We may have a few more retard rallies before the bottom falls out.
>>
>>62798988
>>62798998
how about I'm down 10% in the middle of the day but it closes 10% up? do liquidations happen immediately, or is it exactly opening and closing price?
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>>62799016
>oil is fucked
>bonds are fucked
>the world is fucked
You must be fun at parties.
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>>62798957
>shouldnt that make oil price go down then?
It is. Oil would be even higher without the Ukrainian strikes. The issue is that middle eastern exports are still fucked. Futures are significantly lower than spot prices because of uncertainty regarding partial resolution of the iran war, but that confidence wavers from day to day
>>
>>62799025

going to a costume party on Sunday for Halloween but I'm just going to get drunk and get in trouble with my girlfriend for talking to chicks like last year and not say anything about politics or finance
>>
damn peaked at 5% today
down to 3 and change
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>>62798838
Master trader on his way to $0,000,000
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>>62799028
You tell good scary stories too!
>>
>>62799035

>and then
>for absolutely no reason at all
>negative 200 p/e companies like CRWV and IREN went to 0
>did you know even an infinity % return doesn't recover you from 0?
>>
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
>the 50 day ma shall not be breached
the 50 day ma shall not be breached
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>ELF down -0.22%
Great time to buy the dip!
>>
>>62798922
You realize yields poomping lowers the rate hike odds? Because the FED can just do sieastas instead of raising
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>>62798934
Sorry, Sandisk has to go down because a chinese company started gluing ddr4 chips together or something. Sorry sorry.
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>>62798934
Sneedbro exiting the market was apparently fake news
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>>62799025
>pic
both can be true
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>>62799039

darsh is really going to stand on stage with a 1.3% monthly inflation print and just say his "task force of Indian girls" is going to "digest the data" for another month and that he has "absolutely no guidance"?

I mean its possible he is that much of a faggot but I don't think the markets will be happy with that.
>>
>>62799047
I really, really like this image.
>>
What in the absolute Nigger Monday is this pattern called?
>>
>>62799047
It doesn’t matter how high inflation is, only whether the rate of it going up is betting higher or whether it’s falling
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>>62799052
The dangling goy.
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SOXS GOD
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>>62799052
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>>62799052
Looks like a crab claw
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>>62799055
I prefer picrel.
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>>62799052
It looks so dramatic when you stretch it vertically like that
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>>62799052

dumping of faggots twice in one day pattern.
>>
Semis wanna go up but people are uncertain about the state of the world, the bond markets, the inflation, the oil crisis, the looming midterms and whatever the fuck. People have learned not to trust what the WH says. It's performative bullshit 99% of the time and this time won't be any different. It's just a matter of time before sanction relief is thrown away and bombs start falling again. Nobody wants to commit in this kind of environment.
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>>62799052
it could be a duck or a bunny rabbit depending on your perspective boss
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BUSSY THE OIL
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>>62799073

they bombed Iran today
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>VXUS
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>>62799083
the cuck chair of ETFs
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>>62799076

I wonder if PPI is 2% next month if they will still just pretend like it doesn't matter
>>
Lots of SPCX shares are still locked up.
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I set up a grok bot to go after a 0.5% daily return. It picks a stock and sets a limit sell. First day it hit 0.5%, will be interesting to see the success rate over time.
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>>62799052
I do not feel as good as I was two hours ago
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>feds raised Ilman Omar and her family's dumpsters for DNA evidence as nobody needs a warrant for waste
Should I not be throwing out bunches of cum rags each week in the trash?
>>
Oil top is in

KWAB OIL BAGGOTS KEK
>>
shoulda sold SOXS and Oil bros, shoulda sold. KWAB
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>>62799090
isn't it more realistic to ask claude to code a trading algorithm using reTArd rules? grok don't know shit about shit
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>>62799097

I think something happened. its mooning
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>>62799096
Not in the can on your property no.
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>>62799095
I ate lunch at the local diner. The one meth head waitress who likes me gave me this.. In some way shape or form, my asshole shall bleed tonight.
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>>62799103
>Happened
>Mooned

Its happened and is over. Houthis claimed to have destroyed all oil in Saudi Arabia, they didn't.
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>>62799010
gig drivers still do this. talked to a man in a clapped out 15 year old civic with a skidthedishes bag in back showing me his phone asking where to go. phone showed pin on exact building he wanted and highlighted route to drive there. he was baffled and demanded landmark navigation.
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>>62799107

>the refineries aren't getting blown up

okay man just keeping printing some more paper oil
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>>62799103
Bussyent ran out of funds (for today).
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Hope you smiggers just slurped the generational dip!
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>>62799105
Kek she is not sending a good message
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>>62799090
>Buy stock
>Sell for $1 profit
>Repeat a million times for a $1,000,000 profit
It is literally this fucking easy. AI gonna make us all millionaires with this one simple trick.
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I am waiting for Trump's tweet before Nov 3rd that a peace deal is near with Iran.

Will put a small amount in each below Ticker (Yield) for the next 6 months in a non-taxable account. Everyone needs some fun, not just Trump.

INSW (6.80%), FRO (19.87%), DHT (20.83%), ECO (10.65%), TRMD (21.80%), XLEI (20.23%)
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>>62799109
Anon. That's a prostitute leaning over into the car.
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>>62799112
This didn't matter two weeks ago before Trump started crying about it. Ukies have been blowing these up for years.
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>>62799112
>Oil didn't top 5 mins ago when I posted this:

>>62799097

okay man just keep trading with your eyes closed :3
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>>62799122
yes
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>>62799090
I don’t think that’s wise. Not even a 300 IQ genius can predict whether the entry was a local top or not.
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>>62799052
I swear this happens every time. They figure out where the bottom line is and then just crab there until everyone is exhausted and it dumps.
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>>62799125
So this gig driver was asking you directions? Are you ALSO a prostitute?
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BEARS LOST I REPEAT, BEARS LOST
SPX 8000 EOY
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>>62799121
NIPPLES AHHHH
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>>62799124

nigger its literally going vertical as we speak
>>
Why does Bussyant hate rock chads? Isn't he into studs?
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>>62799086
Now he tells me. Was trying to get more intl exposure because muh overweight mag7 shit&piss 500
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>>62799135
Check again in an hour little bro
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>>62799135
ahahaha check again at close you fucking bagholder faggot gas is gonna be 3 bucks soon
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>>62799119
Im gunning for the 20-something tatted up med student that works weekends. She liked to sit next to me and roll silverware and chit chat. They have a good crew at that diner. The meth head likes spicy shit and I recommended picrel (the middle) and she surprisingly had heard of it and liked it.
>>62799131
Again? Does this mean PMs will have a 1 day moon mission like last week before everyone renegs?
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>>62799130
I've got a job to do. I'm not out there holding a sign that says uber navigation assistant.
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>>62799120
Jokes on you chemical engineers, and especially ones in academia, have to deal with OSHA too and they're usually so clueless in terms of safety measures that it never ends well.
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>>62799139
I have an international exposure of 9%
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I maxed out my roth today.
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I got a new black accord that looks better than a BMW M3 unironically. I want to impress some hot mommies and try ubering with it, but I don't want the hassle of thirdies stinking up my back seat. Wat do?
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>>62799148
Based. I need to look into getting a part time job to fund mine for 2 more years. I only made like 11k this summer before I quit my last w2.
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>>62799148
Congratulations Anon.
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Guys, I had a question for all the Options gamblers here. I have never been that good at options trading, I am also relatively new to stock trading too. I just want your guys' opinion on this trade, that would you make it?
Theres this company called Backblaze, ticker: BLZE. They basically sell cloud storage to big AI or compute companies. Not too long ago their price went up alot because they signed a contract with Coreweave that guranteed them a bunch of money. And now their price is down to the precontract levels, around 9.10$. You can buy Calls which expire in 32 days with a strike price of 10$ at a 100 a piece. Would you buy it?
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DOW chemical anybody?
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>>62799147
I'm 10% vxus which is lower than recommended I suppose, was going to go more but kinda looks like dogshit until the world fixes itself
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>>62799158
>Theres this company called Backblaze, ticker: BLZE
stopped reading there
options need volume don't do this
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>>62799140
>>62799141

>bussy shorts it back to 100

HAHA TOLD YOU

>goes to 105 tomorrow
>bussy shorts it back to 102

HAHA TOLD YOU

>goes to 107
>bussy shorts it back to 105

HAHA TOLD YOU JUST BUY MEMORY STICKS BRO

Jews are so weird
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>>62799148
Nice, i dump my paycheck in january and buy REITs like a good goyim
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>>62799155
Just 2 more years? Nothing beyond that?
>>62799156
Thank you Baron Rothschild
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>>62799163
I am not gonna make that trade. I don't have 1k for an all or nothing gamble.. But the option volume there for today is 1.4K. I don't know if thats good or not.
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>>62799145
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Who else thinks this’s a bull trap?
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>>62799148
I did not open a Roth and have contributed $0 to my employer 401k. Am I fugged at 25?
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When will minors be ready for entry
I want to make some money goddamit
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>>62799169
I thought you can only fund for 2 fiscal years ahead? I only want the w2 to fund my roth, my other ind accounts are fine, but I was told I cant fund the roth with the other ones. I might be mistaken, I am retarded after all.
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>>62799177
Do you hate free money
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>>62799176
Me. Oil is blowing off and retail is giving some good buy the dip liquidity they needed more of last week without letting it absolutely shit the bed. The graph looks like a steady distribution like btc did in 2025
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>>62799131
Wowzers it is the exact same line we've already heard 10+ times! I'll definitely believe you this time again because I have no pattern recognition!
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Both rectangles are the same % height. When (if) it reaches top sell everything or keep holding?
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>>62799177
No
you're in a great position

fuck retirement accounts unless you have employer matching though
just invest in a brokerage account
unless you have employer matching
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People are chasing oil
I'm buying natural gas
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>>62799196
Natty female gas?
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>>62799185
Fuggg the uncertainty
But that’s where money is to be made
I am playing both sides for the long game
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>soxl now 99
its over
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Is Realty Income Computer going out of business?
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>>62799205
I got defensive too early but not as early as stupid Warren Buffett. But I think the commodities complex is going to behave much more defensively than the traditional banks and staples and bonds
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>>62799206

the next leg down is going to be brutal because so many people capitulated last week and the rest leveraged maxed today assuming 100 was the floor like it has been in the past.
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>>62799180
All my money initially goes into SPAXX before getting distributed to investment opportunities as needed.
>>62799192
I have employer matching. 100% match of deferrals up to 1% of compensation ($72,000 yearly salary) and then 50% on deferrals on 1% to 6% of compensation.
Somebody who speaks finance, please tell me if this is good.
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>>62799174
If it saves an employer's ass then it's compliant, simple as.
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>>62799179
Oh yes, you can contribute for 2027 now if you want to.
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>>62799213
It's pricing in the impending rape hike and the one after that
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>>62799185
FTX imploding and SVB bank runs were deflationary and thus incredibly well timed and placed in the economy. The bond squeeze of CRVW and ORCL pumped the brakes at the right time.
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>>62799218
Astra says
> They should contribute at least 6% of their salary to get the full employer match, assuming they can cover their essential expenses.
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>>62799158
Play with a graphing calculator like optionsprofitcalculator.com or whatever it is. Surmise what you are sufficiently confident will be the price of that shitty stock in 10 days (let's say as a hypothetical 10.35). You intend you DUMP that WORTHLESS CONTRACT ASAP before it reaches actual fair value ($0). Scroll your eyeball to the date (2 more weeks) and 10.35 and see what the shit is modeled by math retards to be "fair" is. Set a price you are willing to pay in a limit order then go whack off. You will visualize the theta decay scanning your eyeballs in a horizontal line watching the price drop on this bullshit. Knock off the price of each day gone by that you are willing to risk the gay ass stock just doing nothing at least. You are taking on risk by holding something in your portfolio temporarily which is literally worthless. You must be paid for your risk. You must ensure you get paid for the work you do. Also 600 other smiggers have the same idea as you today. With other stocks there's more smiggers. That informs your decisions.
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>>62799227
Someone called?
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uh mister kevo
please restart the pumping
just restart it
thank u
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soxs bros are we selling or going to the moon
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>>62799228
Both the btc runs and equities runs lately seem more tied to credit and liquidity lately. Money is expensive now and stocks have held up very well and BTC is still at 80k
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>>62799158
Run the fuck away.
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>>62799176
I think it's just going to crab. Been making some small money off scalps.
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>>62799226
>rape hike
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Imagine how great the stock market would be without all the theists.
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IM SO SICK OF OIL MOONING ALL THE TIME
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>>62799241

Iranians use BTC is the only reason its over 80k. they literally collect BTC for the Hormuz toll
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I told you today would SUCK.
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>>62799230
Got it.
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>>62799218
Matching is good but pretty standard match. Do the 6% to get the max free money out of your employer. Personally I wouldn’t go beyond 6% unless you decide to 401k max. The only issue with that strategy is you can’t use it until you’re old.

I 401k maxed for a couple years but i peeled mine back to just the 6% employer match and I invest the rest. I have a realistic path to retire “early” following this path as long as I actually invest and don’t blow it all up trading stupid shit.
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>>62799248
Why not just buy some oil anon
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I tried warning memoryfags at the pico top

They just called me names
and posted smug images

look who is laughing now
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>>62799254
The price can do what it wants, but there's a vital piece of information you need to consider.
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If oil breaks 100 on wti crude it will dump the market hard
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where is my black monday?
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crazy you get money and motion and still need to learn how to deal with fucking jews cause of america
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>>62799265
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>>62799270
this is good
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>Oil looked like it was going to pull back again
>US attacks an Iranian naval base
As expected.
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>>62799270
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>>62799270
Is this today?
>South Korea
>India
>Indonesia
>Turkey
Good time to be 80% cash.
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>>62799256
Because the minute I buy some it will moon the wrong way
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>>62799251
Yeah I know you're the resident guy who thinks sanctions are the only thing holding up btc and gold
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>>62799270
>wiped out
Nigga please, just say money changed hands.
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>>62799052
Crabbish divergence
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Looks like it's nothing but waiting for midterms. Maybe SpaceX will explode tomorrow.
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>>62799274

Bloomberg faggot running "peace deal imminent" bullshit premarket while the US bombs Iran after saying it wouldnt bomb Iran is peak theater. just inverse anything the administration says
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There are anons in this very thread who still think bitcoin or monero are scams which will soon go to 0
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>>62799284
If it does it will be only for a moment until the sellers swarm like piranhas. Nothing's gonna last in this environment. Everyone's too on edge. Just look at today's market. Almost all the gains are being wiped out.
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>>62799284
God I hope so, I need these SOXS faggots to bleed
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>>62799243
Don't worry anon, I started running so long ago that I am already like 10 miles away from this stock.
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>>62799284
explore upward
right?
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>>62799264
priced in
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>>62799288
>theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuLRqiiKYI
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>>62799281

the only story that matters globally is oil right now. gold is used to buy oil. Bitcoin is used to buy oil.

you can shove your head up your ass about it and be a retard if you want though
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>>62798862
Yes Iran control everything very powerful bring America to it's knee.
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>>62799270
not what i meant
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power two hours
let's fuckin go
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>>62799300
I'm not arguing with you anon. Just acknowledging your friendly (You) to me
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>>62799270
Should we be concerned that apparently every third world stock market is dying?
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>>62799305

based if you understand. I call everyone a nigger don't take it personal
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>>62799306
They were never alive to begin with.
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I'm glad I didn't buy anything today. I knew something felt wrong. But at least it's no Black Monday. AI is good to recover.
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>>62799306
It's on my mind a little bit
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>>62799289
I think it's more that it's just annoying when it's shilled here because this a STOCK thread, the only one on the board. crypto already has every other thread here, it's our one thread we get
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How much PBR divvy are you getting in December and what will you do with it?
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WHERE IS BARAK RAVID?
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>>62799229
>>62799255
Got it. Thanks. I have a little over $93,000 in SPAXX. Taxes cut my take home to about ~$54,000, but I guess the savings make the 6% deferral okay.
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>>62799148
I can't open a Roth due to barely being above the income limit, for like three years in a row. Am I fucked?
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>>62799314
this is a biz board, you can make stock threads outside of this general you know
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>>62799140

its been an hour where are you at faggot
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>>62799323
That looks bullish. Pump into close?
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Is Trulieve the ultimate sleeper stock of 2026, with massive upside baked in in the next year?
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>>62799322
yes, I know that retard
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>>62799330

the best ROI is going to be motor oil and toilet paper/diapers when the store shelves are empty
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>>62799330
Now that weed is schedule 3, the only way that it could pump further is if it were deregulated entirely, which isn't very likely. Even that spike would be temporary, as weed is a low margin product when you there aren't legal and regulatory hurdles for a business to have to accept risk to deal in.
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>>62799318
Unless you have a big port otherwise, that's a wild amount to have in spaxx
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>>62799289
Not to zero, even a turd has some value at the end of the day if someone is willing to pay for it. Monero is alright but its entire investment case goes away when you actually start using it as currency, want to buy your drugs today? Just convert Fiat to Monero and spend it. No investment needed. Bitcoin is another story entierly. If you believe in it in so much go invest in it. Post a screencap here.
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>>62799338
>he thinks motor oil is going to le.. disappear
okay man just say you bought a tesla
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All my oil bags printed new aths today
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>>62799347
>When things get more expensive they disappear
Nigger what
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smiggers shuold I sell Meta before earnings?
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>>62799350
What do you do with oil? You use it..? then throw it away? retard
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>>62799354
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>>62799347

dumbest faggot in this thread award for today. congrats boss. how heavy are your bags?
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>>62799347
I work automotive and there's been shortages but it's only been contained to Europoor formulas, so far. Haven't been able to get European 0W20 or 0W30 since ~May
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>>62799347
>>62799355
There's already motor oil shortages desu
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today a bull trap?
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>>62799359
Ad hominem, curious! Enjoy losing money when your car explodes
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>>62799343
Not counting SPAXX, my portfolio is 50% ELF at $52 and 50% GOOGL at $175.
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Did we just V?
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new

>>62799370
>>62799370
>>62799370
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>>62799371
>>62799371
>>62799371
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>>62799289
I prefer muh metals, thank you very much.
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>>62799373
>>62799375
Great, they split again
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>>62799373
>>62799375
Based
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>>62799373
>>62799375
You're both early.
Wait for 360 posts, at least.
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>>62799380

very bearish omen always. I'm posting in the mad max oil thread
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>>62799375
save this for later
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>>62799383
Hit submit too early! You're missing a zero
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Baking
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>>62799401
Sames
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>>62799355
I pour it down the drain personally
You pour used oil right in your engine? Good luck with that
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>>62799089
look at what happened the last unlock time



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