oil back at 104 edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62798766
first for black woman
oil is going to be 150 and they are going to ask why leveraged memory sticks computer is red "FOR NO REASON AT ALL"
Welcome to Doggo monday, folks. Who else got in on the KVUE/KMB train?
>>62799389arent you bored of repeating the same talking point in every single thread for days now?bears are the most boring posters
market gonna dip tomorrow huh? im holding cash.
Tell me your thoughts of this strategyI have my portfolio and it keeps running, and I let it run. But every the the market corrects 20%, I buy a 3x ETF with 20% of my margin and sell the 3x when it crosses back over the 50 MAyes? no?
>>62799411so your plan is basically taking out a loan and gamble with with. sounds great my neggro. what could go wrong?
>>62799410W-Where's SPCX?>>62799404Oh there it is.
>>62799404I buyed AGNC calls
>>62799411Okay strategy but its gonna really fuck you if theres a crash.
>>62799411Any stupid shit works in bull market
>>62799411Why don't you just backtest it real quick it'd only take a minute
>>62799411whoa this guy just figured it out
Is gold and silver seriously going to be LESS expensive in 2028? HL leaps are looking very tempting rn
bearish
>>62799389The chips bubble is about to get a whole lot bigger, sweetie
>>62799411I would recommend you keep an eye on the VIX with that strategy
>>62799427Good, these retards that got a degrees in sucking nigger dicks should get fucked in the pocket book for being retarded.
>>62799402>am I tired of making money>am I tired of winningno. I don't think I ever will be
>>62799433Agree. Imagine doing computer science when we have ai
>>62799427They took out the loan, they knew what they were getting into. I say, "Let 'em pay."
>>62799425They're loading the boat like they did with oil during the selloff during (((memorandum of understanding)))
>>62799427Now THIS is what I voted for You know it only affects niggers
>>62799439Look, if you want to pay 80 grand a year to get a degree in how to hate America, you could just get a job working for the DNC and get paid to hate America.
Ukraine LOST
The pump is fading.
>>62799433I got mine in Film and English. I owe nothing. I regret every moment I spent in college that wasnt with a beer in my hand. Seeing people take 20k loans out at the bank while im waiting for the ATM was demon to see though.
>>62799427All that's going to do is bankrupt a bunch of people
>>62799454It's not like they had any money to begin with.
>>62799443Just like how AI shitcos are totally going to pay back all that debt, right?
>>62799443>they are able to payunless they make it to where they can pay with klarna that shit isn't happening boss>what if we penalize broke people we need more taxes for Jews in Israel and to build a golfcourse in DCgreat plan boss
>>62799444Leaps are pricing HL at 20 by Jan 28 a 5 dollar increase, it peaked at 30 this Jan. I think it's worth putting a thousand bucks on it at least
Enjoy the dump. Smell it.
Thoughts on Boeing?
>>62799446>only niggersthere are 10 million student loans in default
>>62799461The FUBU of airplanes
>>62799416Lol why
>>62799451is the loss in the room with us right now?>>62799461i wouldnt
>>62799464There's 50 million niggers in the states and women are also niggers. You think white men and Asians are incapable of paying?
>>62799468Thought that was Spook Airlines?
>soxl back under one hundo
>>62799443>About 37% of first-time home buyers in the United States carry student loan debt, and nearly quarter (roughly 24% to 25%) of recent overall home buyers have student loan obligationsI hate these student loan faggots that bitch about forgiveness but have a mortgage and buy TCG cards. Flay them alive
>>62799475K...
Why are my oil refineries crashing? They woke up with a giant boner
>>6279947240% of Americans have maxed out credit cards. its not just niggers man. its like 25% of people that went to college don't have jobs that can pay for their college debt and we are racing to give Jews trillions of dollars to buy memory sticks and import Indians to pump those numbers up higher
>>62799471Stay seething. My tax dollars aren’t funding the coke addiction for much longer.
I read somewhere that if youre dead broke, have $0 in your bank account, but have no debt, that youre still better off than like 20% of the US or something
>>62799472>>62799483its just the next step of the WEF shit / K shaped economy whatever the fuck you want to call it.80% of the country will be renters with foodstamps
>>62799475Tell me my friend. I have been watching Nvidia crab all day, its now at the same price it opened at..
anyone who didnt sell back at the start of the month deserves to lose money.
>>62799483I have maxed out credit cards and it's because I'm a nigger.
>>62799484I dont give a shit about the ukranians, the most important thing is that there are dozens of thousands of dead and maimed russians who are after all nothing more than mongol rapebabiesgo to the frontlines vlad, they need you there to run headfirst into a drone for my amusement on twitter, im sure year 6 will turn this war around
>>62799487Can I get a refund if I'm not happy? Why do I need to own anything?
>>62799495>can you get a refundnope. you cant even declare bankruptcy to get out of student loan debt
My crypto and value plays are my best performing funds since summer.but only 10% of my portfolio is value, and only 4% is cryptoEverything else has been sideways chop.Why doesn't the market just keep going up at a reasonable pace?Like .03% a dayif you compound daily .03% return, that's 10% return a year.Then there would be no need for the market to go down.
>WTI hit $104 three times in a row and instantly bounced down off of it each timeStarting to think $104 might be one of those "important" prices they're intentionally trying to keep from breaching. The fact it happened three times in a row in such short order is concerning.
>>62799502whats your port, give us the percentages
>>62799480>the typical (median) amount of student loan debt carried by these home buyers is $30,000Shouldn't have studied out-of-state, Heather.
>>62799504bussy is throwing binders telling people FIX THIS RIGHT NOW SHORT ITdon't worry. patriots are in control
>>62799498How would I have debt if I don't own anything?
>>62799502Post positions, man
Bought some RTX calls last week, up 30%. Sold 4/5 to break even and riding the rest on earnings.
OK here's my idea. It's called scrumble. Each them does a standup to complain about what their wants. Then we tell they It's A Match. Then there is a relationship, a thing two of thems do to get only what they want. I will get money. How do I start a stock ticker?
>>62799505like 30% growth, 10% value, 15% quality, then some sector picks, and 20% defensive
>>62799493Seethe kike. Ukraine lost.
>>62799484you sound like a russian yandex-bot pretending to be a man from Texas who is a veteran,a father of at least four and loves Donald Trump,Jesus and for some reason also Vladimir Putin
>>62799508I heard his portfolio is:1/3 SPY1/3 QQQ1/3 SP500 equal weightIs this a good portfolio?
>>62799514what do you mean by quality?>>62799515if this is how a russian victory looks like, how does it look like when they lose?also, putins daughter literally got married to a kike, you fucking retard lmao
>>62799493
>>62799513I cant find the beanbag buccaneers gt, but that. Instead, enjoy picrel.
>>62799525that equal weight shit is trash boss
So if I look at my portfolio will it be green? I'm tired. ;_; I just want my peak price of this year back
>>62799527UH OH, STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYgo die in a fucking ditch, record it with a bodycam so I can watch it online LMAO
I just made some pork patties and they were minimally pink inside. Still ate them.
>>62799502>Why doesn't the market just keep going up at a reasonable pace?>Like .03% a day>if you compound daily .03% return, that's 10% return a year.The theory is that if the market didn't swing, there would be no risk compared to bonds, so it would have to return the risk-free rate, that is less than 2% real.The effect would be for stocks to greatly appreciate when the "no more risk" is discovered and priced-in, and then a long stagnation of poor returns.We might actually be in this timeline post 2008, as the markets increasingly assume they'll be bailed out by the fed. The current raising valuations could lead not to a crash, but to decades of no real gains, that is arguably worst for regular investors.
>>62799508Bussyant has lost control. The spice must flow
>>62799537enjoy your brain worms goyim
Well, hello.>Tuned in just as she said coreweave.>Muh weenie is a brick
why is nothing happening
>>62799541It was a good life
MU below 895 eod. If only AMD would drop to below 500...
>>62799537You can eat raw pork. It doesnt mean you should, but I did once in Germany, where I was told its a delicacy. Its 4.5/10.>Weisswurst is better>Damn Yankee keyboard dont have the double S button
>>62799549brain works raise your intelligence by 2 points and let you talk to God directly
>>62799544tragic side profile
>>62799551Most "Delicacies" are intentionally poisonous or shitty disguised as "Only for the most refined tastes". Emperor's New Foods for stupid rich people.
>>62799554worms
>>62799526what I mean by quality is companies that are neither fully growth or fully value, and something in between. Companies with good earnings, and strong balance sheets, but at fair valuations.Amazon used to be a growth company, but it's transitioning to quality.V, and MA, and MSFT are other good examples as well,no longer the aggressive growth companies they used to be, but maturing, and haven't fallen to valueQuality generally holds up well during corrections.
power hour please!!this is only a megapump!!we need a gigapump!!!kevin!!!
>Nooo eating undercooked pig could kill you >Meanwhile Mexico was watering lettuce with sewage water and giving parasites
>>62799562That's not god you're talking to Sukdeep
>>62799567PumpPumpPump
>>62799537FDA recently lowered the required temp of pork, so you're all good.
>>62799556I kinda like the asians with the Ayylmao physique.>>62799560I agree, as a man who cooked lobsters and crabs for 15 straight years, most high end shit is just harder to source normie food or something entirely repugnant that people convince themselves is refined. >Raw Oysters are banned from my dinner table
>oil prices fall on news of higher oil prices today where oil prices are lower while oil prices close higher than last week on news of the prices are lower
>>62799544cutemore pics?
>>62799578>Raw Oysters are banned from my dinner tableWhy?
>>62799525>>62799533I don't see anything wrong with that portfolio.If you're in SPY or QQQ you're making a momentum bet. They are very momemtum tiltedRSP reins that momentum tilt in somewhat.We're in a regime right now with momentum under performance, and when momentum under performance hits, it often lasts for years.
>>62799544She looks like she gives great head and doesn't think too much about it.
>>62799583Most of those news agencies are propaganda arms of the see eye ayyyyy
>>62799386Did the anon who had the date with the black coworker report back?What happened? I hope it went well and he respected her privacy so didn't report details.
>>62799586Turn on Bloomberg, but I think that anchor's done for the day.>I got Scarlet Fu fever doe...>>62799588Oysters are a membrane that clean the body of water they exist in. You are eating everything dirty that they take out of the water with them. It is a foul shellfish. Mussels smell worse but are generally cleaner.
>>62799590Agreed.>WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT???>>62799586sorry anon.
>>62799590I don't personify asians. They're like NPCs so them thinking about something doesn't occur to me.
>>62799370>bloomberg link is broken againnigga just fucking copy the one from the old OPhow fucking hard is that
>>6279958950% QLD / 50% SCHD would rape that portfolio over a long timespan
>>62799583lmao
>>62799595Sounds like he didn't get laid
do any of you have subscriptions to any news sites? bloomberg, nyt..?
I love money and stocks
I closed my XLE and XLV positions after making 4% in a few days and dumped it in SCHD. I'd rather just trust the methodology of the dow jones divvie 100 index.
Best ETFs, in order of aggressive to stableSPMOGARPSPYMFNDXSCHD
>>62799605I sub to Times of Israel and Jerusalem Post
>>62799605I sometimes use my boomer dad's Valueline subscription for DD, but I havent lately.
>>62799606Me too. We should hang out!
>>62799589My initial impression was it would be just the same to only hold SPY.
>>62799595Do you really expect some faglord smigger anon to respect someone's privacy?They're immediately going to run to the internet to brag about intimate details.I'd never do that. It's betrayal. If someone were to share some sort of intimacy with me, it would only be between me and them because I'd have at least a minimum amount of respect toward them
>>62799595I hope he stuck it in her pooper tbdesu
>>62799562I've got pajeet fatigue
This market is on its last breath. I feel like one bad earnings can tip it off.
>>62799616How can you tell the difference on a large black woman?
>>62799615>I'd never do that. It's betrayal. If someone were to share some sort of intimacy with me, it would only be between me and them because I'd have at least a minimum amount of respect toward themwomen will literally talk about your penis size and shape in the group chat 10 minutes after leaving your place
Why won't they let the Nasdaq stay down for more than a week?
>>62799597HOLYSHIT DOUBLE DOWNGRADE
I don't get it, where is the TACO? Is the SPR release slowing or something?
>>62799630You think there still is an SPR?
>>62799613It wouldn't be the same to just combine that into SPYWe haven't seen momentum under performance for a long time. Most people don't know what it's like. Momentum and curated cap weighted funds under performing the market. People just think momentum over performance is how it always is.
look at that spy 760 put volume for october 30
>>62799619dude we just cant find any Americans that want 6 figure jobs. we need 5 million h1b brown people. they are the only ones that can do it
>>62799621You get shit on your dick
>>62799634this is bullish
>>62799630It'll be revealed at 4:01pm EDT
>EIDO (iShares Indonesia ETF) is at a pe 7.9 and a dividend yield of 7.85%I am very tempted anons. Talk me out of it.
AI/SI will soon crack crypto currency ledgers
>>62799622You can immediately tell who these women are as well
>>62799639It could get cheaper.
>>62799639The quality of companies in the Indonesian index is fairly weak, and they have had long running governance issue. But I think you’re right overall that is this the time to buy.
>>62799627We got triple tapped.
Coreweave? Like the thing black chicks put in their head? Yeah that’s fairly bearish.
>>62799639Name one company out of indonesia that is on a global stage. Also if you want to be aretarded divi maxer, go look at the YieldMax etfs, thier Circle one has a 100% yield.
>>62799644Yes anon, its the women that have vaginas. Possibly even some of the women with dicks
>>62799639You'd be trying to catch a falling knifejust watch it for a bounce, it's not like it's going to run up 100% in a day.
So while all of you talk and boast about your soon to be worthless stocks, bonds and shares, The Big Players in the know are still only buying one thing.
>>62799645>>62799646I'm going to wait for the market to get downgraded under emerging market grade. Because then you could look at a pe ratio near 4 or 3Also apparently VanEck has a better one that does equal sector weighting IDX so your fund isn't just 50% three banks>>62799653Yield max is gay and retarded
>>62799639it's a Muslim country
>>62799639Go for it anon, the lowest it can go is zero
>>62799657/pmg/ aka the broke nigga general is down the hall, boomer
Brow we might actually get cute female nuclear dictator. There will be so many AI anime created about this.
>>62799657I have 10% gold in my portfolioif there' a crash though,I'm probably going to use it to buy more stocks.
>>62799658>Yield max is gay and retardedI know thats why I recommended it to him. All short-term divi maxer are retarded in some sense.
>23 hour tradingWhen do you sleep?
>>62799665I was using the yield as a way to show value. That it's not just PE ratio.
>>62799663Nobody cares about NK but Iran bad cause Schlomo says so
>>62799664>t.
>Saudis delay investor conference after major missile attackgiga bearish. they don't even want to tell people how much shit is exploded right now lmfao
>>62799657Go read some books anon. The said governments are the ones that Issue treasuries and bank notes. Gold is good as an inflation hedge, not a good investment though.
>>62799666I don't understand where the liquidity is going to come from. I just feel like everything is going to become even more volatile because the book will be so thin
>>62799664Hope you bought it when it was $1k, cause a crash will crash it too. Gold is the first to go in crashes.
>>62799639it will get worse before it gets better for them. they are super fucked by oil costs moreso than most
>>62799639MSCI downgraded the country just for some petty reasons bro, no substance behind their decision, trust me
>>62799667I am too lazy to go look at it myself, but whats their payout ratio? That should tell you what you need to know.
>>62799675I bought it at 1.8k
>>62799669Iran is full of Muslims
>>62799684Iran did 9/11
>>62799684it shows
>>62799640That's the plan.
>>62799370Why is USO red?
>>62799532Seethe kike, back to /UHG/No one cares about your anti White bloodlust here.>>>/pol/
>>62799666I vote that they make Saturdays a normal trading day and keep the rest the same.
>>62799370HOLY JEPQ GREEN CANDLE ALERT
>>62799686it was actually germany and pakistan but w/e
>>62799671>Davos in the DesertThink of all those high-end escorts out of a gig now
>>62799532I fucking hate these gore videos, I always wonder what kind of a human piece of fecal matter would keep these videos on their computer.
>>62799596B-but they're tasty...
power half hour please!!!let's fucking gooooooo!!!hyperpump now!!!kevin!
>>62799689i made them an offer they couldnt refuse
>>62799690Kremlin 1pbtids showing up
>>62799687>be muslim>CIA tries to cause an uprising in your country>doesn't work>they said boats all the way around the world to bomb you for 6 months>offense?>you don't like israelmany such cases. we have to starve everyone to death now in self defense
>US mortgage purchase demand falls to 1995 levels, below the 2008 crashSo much winning.
>>62799704>>>/pol/
>>62799704Choke on a dick, traitor.
>>62799689USO holds december contracts and front month is still november. tomorrow november closes and december becomes the new front month which will pull it up, assuming there's no sudden dump.
>>62798777>less than 3k until i cap my roth ira for the year for the first time>do i just invest in taxable brokerage accounts afterIf your work offers a 401k open one, see if they match contributions, and if you can do a self directed investment of the money you contribute. There are real opportunities to invest in ETFs that grow a lot faster than the shitty interest rates. See if your work offers other types of retirement benefits also, 457, 403 or other. Once you leave, maybe sooner, you can roll the funds into an IRA. If you work does not offer an employer sponsored 401k open an IRA with schwab or other brokerage place and do your own investments. Do not miss out on the benefits of tax free growth. Also look up the advantages of the 457 if you can get one, no minimu age to withdraw so if you hit it big with your investments you can retire early and live off your 457 interest and dividends.
>>62799689bussy is spending your tax money to short it
>>62799705No the offense was being muslim
>>62799706hyperscalers and treasuries are more attractive
>>62799719Not Muslim, but Antisemitic.
>>62799709Stop spamming the thread, faggot. We're trying to make money here not be sore losers about a failed New Israel ™ project.
>>62799693You must have a lot of money if you can live off of JEPQ.
Who sounded the NAFO beacon. Fuck off fags
>>62799725you started it russian snownigger >>62799451>>62799484and be real, you didnt make any moneypost port if your datacenter is online right now so you can access your broker, broke bitch
>>62799707
>>62799729they are astonished and entertained by the mysterious and unexplainable behavior of the unwashed we; bemonied thing doersthe guilt is almouset too much to bare!
> the le long goobye
>>62799739of course they are, who do you think shilled GRRR relentlessly kekbtw that piece of shit is down 4% today, thats why theyre salty
>>62799605NYT and WSJ, I get free subs with my Amex Platinum.
>>62799739Jeets, yes. But i agree with >>62799725 this is about gainz, of which neither side in that war has made. Now shut up and wait for Smigstradomus tell us something with a smelly AI pepe.
there are "people" itt who bought a stock called >Gorilla Technology
>>62799739Are you implying slavs aren't third world
>>62799704>>62799708I for one.. Like russia :)
>>62799739the entire internet is full of chinese botslook at this thread how rattled they are as soon as you criticize their commie shithole>>62791168
Speaking of which, Where's schaefer with his Isles tripfag name?
>>62799746You're right, that's enough.On other news, I'm at +0.00% ytd after today, so if semis pump another 10% I'll be 8% up.
>>62799596>Oysters are a membrane that clean the body of water they exist in.You're retarded. Look up the mercury content of oysters.
15 min short squeeze POOMP???
Where is this gay market (shit n piss) going? I bought puts last week that I closed out today (cus I’m a pussy) for a mediocre return. People seem too bearish and gex was low af last Friday, which is why I think we’ll either pump or crab. Doesn’t feel like a great risk/reward to buy calls either rn. Prob just gonna crab for days.
>>62799619fix your heart babe. hate is poison and unbecoming of a princess.
>>62799751just go to dubai, turn on tinder and enjoy all the russian and ukranian whores that you want
>>62799760Beb, smellyconductors are up today.
Should I invest in a PSL?I haven't had one in years, and after last week it's good to celebrate small wins, no?
>>62799749>His portfolio doesn't look like a zoo>PENG, GRRR, PUM, GOOS, CROX, CAT
>>62799772Anon, I was in the negatives.
>>62799770>Anon doesn't have ball knowledge.That ain't some random whore anon.
>>62799762Yeah, they have low mercury but freshwater ones are filthy and will make you sick raw if they're farmed in areas with brackish water. Specifically, the Tar River oysters are foul cause the water is so polluted and dirty the shells are like paper and you taste everything they're farmed in. They made so many people sick when I had the displeasure of using them.
>>62799751You sick fuckRussia and the Yankees have been clandestinely allied for a long time
>>62799777Got it. Surely these trips will bless your port and give us all a golden year end bullrun.
>>62799779qrd? not familiar with slavnigger lore>>62799776would RCAT count too?
sour hour
Oh shit best korea's leader just died.
WTFWT?!
KRKNF is at $2.87buy territory?
>>62799790is it confirmed? i saw rumors about that last night
>>62799791That was the sound of me going from flat for the day to -3%.
>>62799790I see a lot of Brain Hemorrhage news, but did he actually croak?? His sister gonna nuke someone.
>>62799790>look up source>The Sunguys.........
>>62799790Of obesity?
and there it is, right before closeof course
>>62799802Blasting the goyim on close is bullish for generic sleep medication producers.
How many times can a smigger get rugged in one day? I can't take no more betrayal I tells ya.
I will rebound
>>62799805>bout 400 and two.
>>62799772>98 is "up" for SOXL nowgrim
>>62799745are they any good or should I stick with reuters?>>62799725any stock tips yet, vlad?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
rugged again
>>62799817Not so good essé.
>>62799817>+0.79%
>>62799411Yeah and what happens when it corrects 40%? You just go broke? Lmao
>>62799817Big account>+.15%Small account>-.78%I am ok with this.
>>62799817+4.14%
>>62799817+2.22%it was almost +5% earlier, we really did get rugged by EOD
>>62799817Today: +1.13%This Month: -1.00%This Year: +29.72%From Peak: -4.86%12 Months: +6.76%could've been better
>>62799817>up 0.22%
>>62799817+1.63%
>>62799817-.65%
why didn't I go big on big oil
>>62799817+2,27% Was hoping for more red days so that I could slurp when I get paid
>>62799817+1.8%green and off the lows. could have been worse.leave swampworld behind babe, or it will just drag you down further.
>>62799817-0.7%I hold some Euro ETFs, so this happens
>>62799817-0.17% the crabbest day that ever snibbed.
>>62799817-0.06%. Real world stocks got hit a lil bit
>>62799790There is only one korea
Open close within 1 pt. Crabfection
>lostallofmymoneyFUCKINGGODS
>>627998170%I am perfectly balanced, completely hedged, I will make nothing forever.
>>62799817-0.16%Just living in the real world
>>62799817-0.81%. I'll do better tomorrow, promise.
>>62799857on nigger Tuesday? do better? I dunno man
anyone have meta calls/puts for earnings?
Any companies reporting earnings tonight?
>>62799863No
>>62799863see>>62799404
>>62799595Last update I saw was he sucked her titties like a six month old while she stroked his hair but no end zone yet. Sounds extremely bullish.
>>62799858>nigger Tuesday
>>62799862Puts its going back to $450
It's the beginning of the end, and that's okay.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIiuEzy2TUA
I need to reconsider where i invest my money ahead of the final quarter of this year. Should i look into the energy sector or global banking?
>>62799873bullish and titties pilled
>>62799890cash until the market lives in the real world. I'll be surprised if they can even keep this clown car taped together until us elections are finished.
>>62799817-4% for the day. Most in the last 15 minutes.
>>62799817Transferred funds today so really +1.05% give or take.
>CRWV from +8% to closing red and red in after hourslets be real how many bagholders here bought this dogshit today?
>>62799504Yes because beyond that point US bond yields go nuts.
You have until Wednesday at close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHWF1-tLqw
>>62799906crwv is debtmaxxing, if youre going for neoclouds, no reason to buy them over nbis or even iren if youre daring
>>62799753Getting bottom surgery>>62799838We've been crabbing for months, just wait a day
>>62799903How do you make 1% trading with yourself
>>62799853This image a modern work of art, I have been looking at it for the past half an hour.
>>62799921it's called sucking your own dick and it's a highly cultured and skilled art, financially speaking
>>62799927>investingwithleverage.jpg>marginaccount.png>discoveringoptions.gif
>>62799928Can you teach me how
>>62799630>sprLol, its empty to the point of operational constraint. The markets up today but there remains hell to pay.
>>62799906They really need to abort that garbage it's bringing rest of AI sphere down with itself.
>>62799927It has that effect on me everytime I see it. It's a true masterpiece.
>>62799906the overnight nigger pump jumped the gun so today had to be lame, I'm seeing more crab on the menu for a bit.
>>62799439>going to university for comp sciLMAO
>>62799630Globalists are going all in on gas prices against Trump, gas prices CANNOT GO DOWN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE (until after the midterms)
>>62799898That can take several years to happen, if it does happen at all
>>62799906Coreweave is a SVE for big corps like openai, Microsoft or meta to hide debt on their sheets. Enron showed the way.
>>62799817>+.39%Its going to crash isnt it
>>62799443I put off college for about a decade until I was more financially secure and payed off my loan quickly. Fuck them.
>>62799427>I have to pay for the 4 years of sexyou KNOW this is not how it's gonna go
>>62799950?Nasdaq up over 1% today
>>62799817-1.8%expected
>>62799963ok, now look a the post I was replying to, retarded ungulate?
>>62799906All I needed to know this pump is completely fake and gay is looking at Softbank still dumping.Guess they'll make it pump when Nikkei opens, but whatever
>>62799953why would gas prices go down when they blow up 10 tankers and 2 refineries every day?
>>62799985Gas prices are only high because oil gets stepped on like 12 times before it turns into gasoline at your convenience store.
>>62799988yeah man we should just skip the refining part and we can put the oil barrels straight in our cars boss
>>62799991Why put the oil barrel in your car, when you can just stuff yourself in the barrel and roll down the road in it?
>>62799985FAKE NEWS!!!!
>>62799992I didnt even go outside today though. I don't want to go down the road there are niggers out there
>>62799997You're right, but in a barrel you can go anywhere.
It's been 3 weeks, still waiting. Also still waiting about how Iran's oil wells were supposed to collapse themselves or some other shit because they can't export or whatever. Also waiting about...whatever. I'll soon see his gaped Bussy enlarged live on television.Surely this will be worth all the tax money they burned desperately shorting oil.
>>62799985>10 tankers and 2 refiners every dayIll just assume youre speaking in hyperbole, but the reason is that Iran doesnt actually affect the oil market that much. Thats why they made Zelensky attack Russian refineries because Iran wasn't enough and they NEED Trump to lose the midterms. They are pouring billions into keeping gas high until then.
>>62799985Keep in it. DHT, for example, is 9% shorted atm for no reason.This will go on for a long while. And tankers win. Dividends alone will deliver percentages that can't be got anywhere at the same time. Look at daily rates.
>>62800007>within the next 2 weekskek how convenient
>>62800001Well anywhere downhill
>>62800007also why does this fucking bean counter has an opinion on everything. STFU and remember your place
I'm going to redeem some choccy milk. I'm flat on the day
>>62800032>>62800032>>62800032
>>62800009I'm not. Ukraine blew up one today and the houthis blew up one today. there are probably more I don't even know about. They blew up like 30 tankers in the last 2 weeks between the black sea and hormuz
>>62800007Irans economy is collapsed though? It was already collapsing before the war even started. Their currency is untradable.
>>62800000
WHY are there multiple publicly traded cruiseline and travel companies but none at all that do Bigfoot sightings
>>62799988No it's because tanker run now vs pre war is literally x15.
>>62800041the Hormuz toll is in bitcoin. china is buying oil in gold. their paper money can go to zero it doesn't mean shit
>>62800050Ah yea, Im sure China is doing Iran a big solid giving them their gold lmao
>>62800058they are buying the gold to buy oil faggot retard... they don't hoard shiny rocks for no reason. they set up a whole gold settlement oil exchange
Uh guys, I asked if I should sell my AMD when I was up 30% and nobody responded... I blame you all for my shitty stock. If it goes back up I'll love you again
