war edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62804352
what are cheap oil stocks?
Umm Mr. Bussyent...aren't you forgetting something?
>U.S. pulls diplomats from Saudi Arabia as it reportedly readies Iran strikes after midtermsfake. trump is a pussy who won't do shit. can these corrupt assholes not manipulate the market for one day?
>>62805592HESM
TOTAL MARKET ANNIHILATION
>>62805588Its always when I write a long ass reply that you guys move on to a new thread. Everysingletime
why the fuck is the nypost down? were they running php? lmao
>tfw only have $5k in cash to buy the dipim going to try and not spend it all on soxl
Idc how much they print and pump into this fake and gay market. It’s over. Every pump will get viciously dumped. Unfortunately those who DCA into ETFs will be wasting their time, money and overall mental health. This is a day traders market. We are in a bear market and I’d advise you all to buy puts whenever any of the indexes gain .5 to 1% in a trading session. I wouldn’t buy 0dte but weekly’s are golden right here. Good luck to everyone.
Is literally no one positoned correctly? Smigstro sold the top, shorted the top and is heavily cash to slurp the dip over the next 4 weeks (it gets worse next month). But yes my GRRR bags are heavy, I will double down if CRWV doesn't go belly up in the next 3 months.
>ibm beats on top and bottom line>down 4%oh it's one of those markets
>>62805596-20% past month. is it dependent on arab oil?
>>62805588Very bullish
Why is everything shitting itself so hard
>>62805615
>>62805604Same. Sold my entire position of VOO (890 shares) and sitting in cash for the inevitable dump. Will only be buying single tickers that will be winners in the future. Options will provide current income for me and help pay bills.
>>62805615whatever fake news they floated monday to save the market got exposed i don't even remember what it was oh ya fake russian peace deal
You are putting all your free cash in SPCX right now, aren't you?It's going to be above the ATH by the end of the year.
>>62805618enjoy the taxes
>>62805618buy sds and ride it down lol
>>62805615It will reverse
>>62805622enjoy dying prior to cashing out
>>62805625What a shit idea kek.
wtf, first time i see a "halal" stock.
>>62805505What the fuck? I thought people would immediately realize they didn't cure cancer. You need to have ALREADY gotten the cancer and survived that specific strand, melanoma, from reoccurring. There must be some point where it can be safe to short.
>>62805630>bad ideashe already sold like $600,000+ of voo why stop now
>>62805634***and it only attempts to prevent it from reoccurring.
>>62805637the mrna covid vaccine "only attempts to prevent it from reoccurring" as well, welcome to the new vaccines that attempt to prevent disease
market goes up, i smug post because of my 75% equity exposure.market goes down, i smug post because of my 25% cash/bonds.
>>62805615It's the bigguwan. Or maybe it's low volume jitters. Idk. It's a mystery. That's the fun part.
>>62805632>canadianThere's your answer, dummy.
>futures
>>62805612No it totally split from Chevron's financing and paid off debt, market overreacted.
You younger guys should enlist. Or you'll always regret missing out on the Big Show.
>>62805622Smigstro lives in an offshore tax haven :3Imagine paying taxes on profits lmao the goy cattle really make me laugh sometimes :)
>IBMlmao
>*WHOOP WHOOP*Pull up, pull up>*WHOOP WHOOP*Pull up, pull up
In my mind, Smigstradomus looks like the little pepe /smg/gers he makes
>REAKING: US military assets are being moved rapidly into place in preparation for an expected green light from Trump to resume attacks on Iran, per a US official to Drop Site.>"CENTCOM is putting all the pieces into place to renew major combat operations," the official said.>CENTCOM chief Adm. Bradley Cooper is among the US officials pushing for renewing the bombing campaign, the official adds.>Iran's internal intelligence assessment indicates a high likelihood that large-scale bombing begins before Tuesday's Israeli elections, a senior Iranian official tells Drop Site.CAN WE NOT
>>62805672oh it's for the israeli elections lol cuz that's not gonna help the midterms in the united states that's for sure
>>62805672shits so fake
>>62805674There's footage on twitter that I lost that shows them getting Chinese artillery towed to the coast. Which is a bad sign since that's only useful for a land invasion. I really hope we're not that retarded.
>>62805672Dude, just leave semis for energy, refiners, healthcare, utilities, and defense industry. It's that easy.
I'm looking forward to some melties today
>>62805672What an incredibly Anti-semitic thing to say,, and you, feel no shame behaving this way? You think it's just ok to say such despicable things?
>>62805674When Iran surrenders it will cinch the US midterms for Trump.
>>62805684I've been nursing semi's since before you had hair on your nuts kid. SOXL has seen worse days, and it'll see better in the future. But yeah any smiggers who bought the top are in for a harsh reminder that stonks do not just go up, occasionally they go down for a bit very steeply very quickly before resuming usual service and going up again, usually very quickly once the sentiment 180's as the market has muscle memory and is desperate to reach ATH climax, again and again like the insatiable dog cunt it is. But the market likes to feed on the hopes and dreams of smiggers and it isn't full yet.
I am Death. I am here to liquidate your portfolio.
>pre-nows
>>62805672They really about to prove the oil bulls right by sending oil to $150/bbl
>>62805672No, no in fact we actually CAN NOT.Because not doing anything leads to global depression.Funnily enough, doing something also leads to global depression, but even quicker.
https://files.catbox.moe/w9xhbn.mp4
I'm kinda mad at myself for not buying more PG in the 140's.
>>62805688I can't tell if it's trolls or faggot nigger retards on this fucking site anymore
can gold at least n*gger pump back to 5k so I break even
>>62805692There´s a schizo theory that this guy was already a cadaver from the Iran war and this is how they ´laundered´ his death.
>>62805690Under normal circumstances I'd agree, but this isn't "the market" having a hissy fit. It's literal physical supply being endangered. Ain't nobody gonna have time for semis if SHTF. And it will. Trump will attack Iran again. Iran will retaliate against OPEC. Oil will go to $120 or even above and semis will fall lower. This will happen. Let's not pretend that it won't, that they're negotiating for real and that there won't be an attack on Iran ever again.
>>62805700You gotta wait for the next intervention. Probably after everything has been getting sold in a hurry for a few weeks
>>62805700This but 4400 evenHow can they let the metal representing the elite of the Olympics, trophies, etc go down like this? It's more shiny than some shitty paper they keep churning out more than ever
>>62805699Somebody said something you don't like = RAGE.
>>62805708at this point they will have to give first place a silicon medalat least it's shiny
>>62805705one of my favorite schizo theories this year and we've had a lotI picture this one being the test run during college niggerball and real one at the patriots game where they drop a dozen of them at once like pinatas
>>62805705lol
Any defensive stocks worth buying right now or have they all nigger pumped already?
okay so trump is retarded however the numbers are simple as shit like stx, marvell, sandisk report- Sk Hynix posted 40% gains in NAND and SSDs. This is Sandisk and STX's entire business right there. Sandisk will post gains of 12.6 billion, up from projections of 10.3 billion this quarter and the growth in Enterprise SSDs is outstripping growth in Nand in the 4th quarter so Sandisk will likely report another 30% profit growth in january 2027 and continue 20-30% growth QoQ in 2027 because of these SSDs for 16.4 billion in jan 2027.>tfw did not full port a year ago>tfw have no idea if "sandisk will have 111 billion from January-december 2027 will even get people to actually buy since dipshits will keep spamming "it's cyclical" even as robotics companies like Wingwong in china, tesla optimus, boston dynamics, agility, those satanists in california ec. come online and keep sucking up the supplies of DRAM, Gpus, nand, ssds etc. to run the robotsWhat a fucking totally gay market (and /biz/, /biz/ is also gay)
>>62805721Loch already up 4% but there's always room for more
>>62805723Meant consumer defensive.
Gold might dip below 4k again, not seen since July.
>>62805672Wasn't the whole point of this ceasefire charade that they were supposed to start bombing Iran again AFTER they secure the midterms?
>>62805705>>62805692>>62805717What's the "official" theory? First time I see this webm.
Man, not looking at the app until December is gonna be so fucking boring.
>silver lmaoits going back to the 30s and stying there for another decade
>>62805729They've given up on the midterms. The Israeli election takes priority.
>>62805732He dieded nigga.
I have faith that Klarna will protect my port from going too red today
>>62805728I'm beheemed on metals. The flight into bonds will be temporary
Mornin.. Yesterday was annoying. No chans, crabbed to shit, only made like .04%... >Sadly, i missed you negroes.
Buy VRT before earnings today if you dare.
>>62805747Nah, I'm locked in elsewhere. This is giving me the ick.
>>62805734You'll be lucky to see 50.
>>62805732dumb zogbot wanted to do a circus trick for the zogcattle ended up dying in the most looney tunes way possible and they played the game like 10 minutes after they scraped his zogcorpse off the field lmao
>>62805709I'm calm, just addressing you for what you are. There is 0% chance Iran will be finished this year, your post wasn't remotely funny, it adds nothing to the thread. Hence you're acknowledged as a faggot nigger retard.
Is it over?
>>62805759see>>62805696
>>62805759it's never been more over than it is now
I fucked the black girl last night and she gave me a gigantic hug this morning at work. She's sleeping over on Friday.
>>62805759No, Comrade Premier, it has only begun.
>>62805761Thanks. I'm clear now
>>62805765Nice. How were the nubian milkers?
How is meta now down more than other mag7's? Surely it should be flat, not down almost 3%
>>62805765>she gave me a gigantic hug this morning at workmad fucking jelly, enjoy king
>>62805768Incredible, her waist is also thin so it makes them look even larger. She even let me cum on her tits. Honestly my first time having black pussy and I rate it a solid 10/10.
Should I sell my adult diapers>>62805783I almost got with a black girl once who had the finest body and yeah the thinnest waist with pretty nice tits and she had these long dreadlocks I was kinda into but I couldn't get over her nigger stank. I imagine with a short haired girl it's not so bad but her hair fucking stunk and I couldn't do it
GOOGL NIGGERS.Yoiu bought the dip yesterday, but now. BUY TODAY'S DIP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOGGIES.
>>62805788Shiet nigga I been out the game a minute wtf happened to GOOG I got a fat stack in my IRA I think I gotta unload f a m
>>62805785I think that smell comes from some hair product they use. The black girl I'm with now doesn't smell like that at all.
what does any of this have to do with trading stocks
>LMT and RTX keeping my portfolio barely afloatLooks grim, not gonna lie.
>>62805795Sex with black women is BVLLish behavior..
>>62805788GOOGLE MOOGLIES know to slurp closer to $260
>>62805791Hell yeah nigga. He was suckin' a nigga dick so good keepin' it hardLettin a nigga cum all over his chest and tongue
>>62805765Thank God. Do a big nut on her tiddies for us
>>62805801Already did brother, it was incredible.
>>62805795nu/smg/ doesnt talk about xgocks on red days. No fun!And its all Israel's fault
>>62805795Black women are bearish
>>62805804Xgocks? Stocks? I need more coffee.
>>62805765
>>62805778Because revenue reports are opportunities to take profits and nothing more. Nobody believes in AI or growth anymore. Everyone expects shit to get much worse.
>>62805798Honestly fuck nigger men. I feel so much anguish in my soul for our Nubian queens who are so staunchly loyal to a group of men who, to quote the great philosopher ye, will leave they ass for a white girl once they get on. Black Queens buy into all the same bullshit blm propaganda and should be shown the light desu. Black Queens who get with white kings experience the lowest rates of infidelity and domestic abuse of all interracial relationships.It's based you're bleaching this broad, anon, and very relevant to market trading, particularly on the topic of whether I should dump my adult diapers (I am going to)
>>62805805This is fucking worthless. You did what every fortune teller does and inserted your own bias into it.
>>62805765I want to have sex with a cute brown woman
>>62805810>Black Queens who get with white kings experience the lowest rates of infidelity and domestic abuse of all interracial relationships.Is this true? I would assume WMAF would be better.
>>62805788No, I did slurp yesterday but I'll focus on semis now, will slurp again if it drops to something ridiculous.
>>62805684Weird hat you immediately started crying about semis when the only reason energy would go up is because of semis, 'healthcare' just means mrna, utilities is the same as the energy bull case.>dudeEvery faggot post includes this word.
>>62805791>>62805800LIL' SPOTTEMGOTTEM IS THAT U? UNCLE TYRONE BALLS ARE DRY AS FUCK FUAAACK.
>>62805795Nigga the market isn't even open
Surely MRNA has to be a short candidate pretty soon?
>>62805820
>>62805813Today's Reading for ID: kDigkaQa is...Judgement.Core Message: The Cosmic Wake-Up Call>When Judgement appears as your daily oracle, it signifies that an inner realization or significant decision is culminating today. You are being asked to evaluate your past choices with honesty and forgiveness, allowing you to integrate those lessons and shed whatever no longer serves your growth.>Mindset & Spirit: A day for deep self-reflection. You may experience an "epiphany" or a sharp shift in perspective that helps you feel completely reawakened.
>tfw i sold the top at the start of the monthmight go back in after the midterms, we'll see
>>62805757Liar.
>>62805826Just go in with 100x leverage.
>>62805765Race traitor.
Intcels, my asshole is hemorrhaging...
>>62805813>>62805805I read the wrong reading herp derpIt isn't the Empress it was The High Priestess.Yeah that was a critical mistake on my part.The High Priestess appearing as a daily reading for the stock market signals:>A day dominated by sideways consolidation, hidden information, and waiting rather than aggressive breakouts or clear direction. It suggests that while the surface layer of the market may seem quiet or flat, significant positioning, accumulation, or distribution is happening quietly behind the scenes.Market Behavior Under The High Priestess>Low Volatility & Range-Bound Trading: Expect a tight trading range. The market is holding its cards close to its chest, often ahead of a major catalyst (like an upcoming earnings block or macroeconomic data release).The "Hidden Hand": Major institutional players (the "smart money") may be quietly building or exiting positions without moving the needle enough to trigger retail breakout algorithms.>Price Discovery Paused: Volume might skew lower as market participants collectively adopt a "wait-and-see" approach.Strategic Advice & Risk Management>Avoid Chasing Breakouts: Because this card represents stillness and potential rather than kinetic movement, trying to force momentum trades today is likely to result in getting chopped up by flat price action.>Look to the Shadows: Pay closer attention to dark pool data, options flow (especially unusual whale activity), and subtle divergences in relative strength rather than the main index headlines.>Trust the System, Not the Noise: If your technical indicators or fundamental filters are telling you to sit on your hands, do exactly that. The High Priestess favors intuition grounded in deep preparation over impulsive execution.The Shadow Card: The Chariot>The shadow card represents the subconscious impulse pulling in the opposite direction—in this case, raw, forced momentum.Basically expect more crabbing.
most people fuck at night so i guess its appropriate i get raped by the overnight every week
I'm not ready for the market to open.
>>62805795Stocks?
>>62805843Some old guy (65-70) over here died from this. Went to the (private, expensive) hospital, they gave him some drugs and semt him home. He keeps bleeding, ambulance arrives, he dies in it on the way back to the hospital.
If the assumption is that renewed strikes in the sandbox will be bad for zognald in the midterms, why the fuck are they openly broadcasting their intentions to renew strikes just after the midterms? Are "people" (mutts) really that dumb?
>>62805858Because they're already projected to lose and Netanyahu's election takes precedence.
>>62805864No but it's a HAPPENING and we all how HAPPENINGS affect the market.
>>62805858Because they care more about Israel's election
>>62805864Brub, the other party thinks anyone in the black should be "eaten". What do you think their policies are going to look like for anyone with a portfolio?
Ohnonono
>>62805864No regime change has always been Bearish.
>>62805869>Meta could have just become a boring blue chip dividend company but instead will self cannibalize
>>62805858yesand Rs are fucked in the midterms anyway; the point is for Netanyahu to win (or cancel) the Israeli elections on the 27th of October.Anyway let me let my smiggas how the next two days play out: we get an Axios headline saying "deal imminent" today or tomorrow, oil crashes & indices up, bombing starts this weekend after market close, oil moons and indices crater.Wild card is Iran itself launching a massive preemptive strike during market hours today or tomorrow but I can say with about 80% certainty the 1st scenario will play out.
>>62805865>Because they're already projected to loseYou dont seriously believe that do you? Boomers want this war, and many alternatives to republicans are socialists or foreign invaders
>>62805870Fuck bro
Brace yourselves. We're gonna see red.
>>62805869>Muh Sekrit Chats exposed>Executive's Notes for an upcoming job interviewAnybody who put "secret" stuff and private information on the internet deserves what they get. Especially if they hired Indians to do their cyber security.
>>62805875Dems are going to win due to a lack of R enthusiasm. The Republicans don't have the Populist Momentum any more and are about to get heem'd worse then your positions.
>>62805864If Republicans lose, we're getting all the restrictions that regulated data centers AND SpaceX back. How is that bullish?
My posts won't post
>>62805875Anyone with a brain can see a blue wave coming, you lost tranny.
I think Trump being hobbled by a midterm loss would be bullish.His tariffs and war for Israel are the two main things hurting the market With his irrationality/unpredictability being another.
>>62805880>S&P Futures are below where the S&P opened yesterday.>SOXL down 15% in premarketWell shit.I guess the question is will it continue to fall or snap back during the trading day?
>>62805887wait, wtf did this one work but not my headline about "Meta Credit Risk Gauge Reaches Fresh High On AI Spending". I posted it 2 times
>>62805858They're purposely throwing the midterms to set up for the 2028 election. They know shits are gonna be shit for the next 2 years, so when 2028 comes, they can just say "the dems were in power this whole time!"
You didn’t listen
>>62805893You double posted in /pmg/ by accident, retard.How embarrassing!
>>62805892The Tarot reading said most likely to Crab and be careful of false breakouts. >>62805847 It isn't set in stone though it just offers insights.
>>62805893It’s spam
>>62805891The tarrifs aren’t a problem I think. But otherwise you’re probably right
>>62805896>slow, predictable growthso fucking boring...
What's my entry price into SOXL?
>>62805884> lack of R enthusiasmEarly voting numbers favor Republicans retard. This rarely happens, but is happening more frequently and ALWAYS leads to R victories You LOST tranny
>>6280590750% gains YTD
>>6280590970
>>62805910Uhh
>>62805910>He think Vivek Ramalamama can win Ohio >He thinks Paxton can win Texas
>>62805897SAD!PATHETIC!
>>62805906Tariffs are a factor in inflation which increases the threat of rate hikesSeparately, i think having Trump hobbled would also start to bring bond yields down
>>62805912I need explosive volatile twists and turns. How the fuck am I supposed to make a profit from day trades by just watering some goddamn plant until it bears fruit? I ain't got the patience for that, grandpa!
>>62805910I don't fucking care you politicslop brained retard. Quit acting like anything is gonna happen you dopamine receptor fried junkie.
>>62805615People predicted this since 2023. You can't print yourself out of a hole.
>>6280591357
I never realized that this board is literally all just broke faggots crying about AI. Even boards that actually use hardware for things don't cry as much.
I think the real question is: Can we time today's V?
>>62805927You must feel right at home!
>>62805929The thing about today's V isIts gonna happen tomorrow.
>>62805916Vivek will lose but Paxton will win because talaFREAKo is fucking shit>>62805915>gambling siteLmao you are a retard>he doesn’t know about internal polling dataYou are so fucking stupid it hurts but I’ll let it slide because you aren’t in the know
>>62805665I don't get how IBM hasn't fired all their saaars management at this point. They're a tech company struggling in the tech company market
>>62805929I timed yesterday's V almost perfectly. Was off by just a smidgen. Not sure if I wanna try my luck today. I get the feeling it will be a fake one.
>>62805927Only pathetic faggots who already hate their life whine about Ai.
>>62805929The Vs aren't even lasting 12 hours anymore
>>62805682> I really hope we're not that retarded.lol>SEND ME!!!!!!!when they started saying this, I knew we were that retarded. he may be trying to blitz a war knowing he's going to lose the midterms and won't be able to come January
>>62805705That's a funny theory except you can see him walk onto the catwalk and furthermore that's a far more humiliating death than "Mere ladder accident on Saudi base" like what is happening to launder the deaths right now. The pancake goy just did more damage to recruiter morale than a thousand news reports about Iran ever could to the goycattle plantation (football games)
Hey guys. Can you guess what Kioxia stock is doing? Go on and guess.
>>62805895That doesn't work. It'll be a repeat of 2006 where all the bad shit the Dem congress did in 2007 and 2008 gets blamed on the Republicans anyway because Bush was still President.
>>62805943Nigga, I don't even know what that is.
>>62805943Gulping piss?
>>62805945>Start a war and allocate a trillion dollars into invading the wrong country>Blames the Democrats when things goes bad. Ahhh when have a seen this before.
>>62805858They think that zognald won't be impeached. They think that with all of this power, they still won't be able to oust trump. I'm not sure that's a good bet.
>>62805803Pick up nigguh, it's the based department.
>>62805927>broke faggotstrue i am broken inside but i have money
>>62805952The war wasn't an issue in the 2008 election because of Muh Surge.This always happens, whether it's Gingrich balancing the budget and Clinton getting credit, or the Housing Market collapsing and Bush getting the blame.
I NEED THE MARKET TO STOP TANKING, THIS IS RUINING MY MENTAL HEALTH I CANNOT COPE WITH HAVING TO WAGESLAVE FOR A DEACDES BEAR MARKET
>>62805869>ars technicaWHY NOT LINK WIRED WHILE YOURE AT IT CONDE NAST SHILLS OUT
>>62805925>>62805913
FEELING BULLISH BOYS
>>62805869why does anyone trust Meta or zogckerberg. holy shit
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
SOXS GODS ASSEMBLE!
>PRESIDENT TRUMP: WE ARE NOT NEGOTIATING WITH IRAN AND SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN VERY SOON. MOST PEOPLE THINK IT IS AFTER THE ELECTION BUT WE WILL SEE.
>>62805974Ebin
>>62805939>>SEND ME!!!!!!!>when they started saying this, I knew we were that retarded.The funniest part of quoting Isiah 6:8 is the context of the rest of the chapter that immediately follows. Of how the person being sent isn't a soldier but a prophet being sent to an evil sinful people that have fallen away from God. And how the Lord will make it so that:>“Until cities lie waste without inhabitant, and houses without men, and the land is utterly desolate, 12 and the Lord removes men far away, and the forsaken places are many in the midst of the land."Essentially cursing them and stripping them of all prosperity so their physical reality lines up with their spiritual reality. Before they will finally turn back to God.And the people quoting it have no idea. Absolutely none. These boomers who have completely ruined the country their fathers gave them. They quote scripture without understanding it. Literally foolish Godless men not understanding scripture leading us to ruin, quoting scripture about foolish Godless men not understanding scripture leading themselves to ruin.Absurdly on point.
>META
>>62805977Don’t be a panican
>>62805933The algos dumped AI right when the Jeet CEO mused that he thinks people are paying IBM too much for AI services on the fucking call. It'll probably turn out he's just shorting his own company, because everything indians do is a scam when it's not just incompetence.
Damn, Tech is down bad>>62805977KEK HE PANICAN
>>62805692>>62805732There's a tension rope and a slack rope when you rappel. He got the slack one, and apparently- his grip on the tension was the only reason it wasn't a complete free-fall. They cleaned him up and kept playing in like 10 minutes. Which is far more humiliating than the actual accident IMO.
HOLY SHIT
>>62805974AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY NETFLIX CALLS LOOOL
generational bottom
Sell everything it's over.
>>62805975I took a small loss yesterday by FOMOing out, but luckily got back in, so now I'm already in profit.
>>62805991You beautiful bastard
Slurp VRT!
>Meta down 5.1%>Tsla down 2.6%>AMD down 5.6%>INTC down 5.7%>NVDA down 1,9%>Coreweave down 6%>Oracle down 2%
Man, I've gotten really good at losing money.
>>62805974OW!!!MY SOXL POSITIONS!
>>62806001INTC so bad you forgot to include it.
Which way stonksman?
METAPULL UPRETARD RETARD RETARD
>>62806005I'd slurp it if it fell to $40, maybe. Perhaps with a face mask on for extra protection. Intel gives me the ick.
>>62806002inverse yourselfbecome one with nigger market
I’m up a gas station hot dog and a smol soda!
Holy shit what a mess. As predicted but still.
Why dose Intel want to go to zero so badly.
just about fucking had it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sold my SOXS at 50. Will rebuy on tomorrow's nigger pump that takes it back down to <=45
>>62806006Sideways.
>>62805982I like to think that they do have an idea what it means and it's part of the greater symbolic subjugation of the human race to have them fight for their own spiritual ruin. The kikes pushing it behind zogbot senior hegseth would probably turn to ash like vampires if they ever opened a bible and read it, anyway.
>>62806005Wait no fuck I'm a retarded iPad kid. I was thinking of QCOM.>>62806009It just doesn't have enough room to run at this point. Needs some type of new catalyst if it wants to consistently stay in $100 range
>>62806013The company is dogshit and has been for a decade.
it's over, the AI bubble has popped one last time
DEPLOY THE V DAMN ITDEPLOY THE V
Smigbros I don't feel so good...At least 50% of my port is in gamedev which just does its own thing.
Green day today.
>>6280602214A could save them.
>>62805765are you jewish?
I'm just gonna leave this here
>now bonds are pumping
>>62806024
>>62805977two more wars until the chances of not being impeached increase.
>>62806002you're leveling up
>>62805816no wmaf is rife with cuckqueens.
Lmt bros...
Told you it was gonna be a fake V today.
Where mah SLURPBPOIZ??
Ummmm if oil is going up why are refinery stocks going down????
>>62806041>meta down 7%yeah im slurping
>>62805816Idk I saw it on a /pol/ infographic and they've been right about everything else so far.
KEK METAHigh Capex and has to pay $25billion
>>62806042Why would people invest in refineries when the problem is they can't get crude oil to refine?
>minors>SOXL
>>62806029Fuck no>>62806038>>62806044Really? Interesting.
>>62806042Because refineries have to buy oil, they don't sell it. What the fuck do you think an oil refinery is?
>>62806042Fuuuck
>>62806045They should just kill the evil company already. They pay fine after fine year after year but it never stops them because they own the boomer market.
Is anyone here going heavy into SOXL rn or
>>62806042The gains were already priced in. Everyone's too pussy to commit right now because they don't know what Trump is thinking. That aside, it cannot go up indefinitely. Eventually demand destruction will kick in if the oil shortage becomes too big. Essentially, we're in unexplored territory. Betting on refiners going higher is in a sense betting on the system collapsing.
>>62806046What about PBF or Sinclair that get zero oil from gulf? Or Canadian ones that only refine domestic sands?
>>62806042Because they buy the expensive oil you dingus
slurping for the historic peace deal on Tuesday.
I hate my life so fucking much...
>>62806002unless you have insider information everyone should be cash in this retarded market
I'm down 0.1%. I sold my NEE from yesterday for +2% realized and bought the tech dipKMB is popping off. REITS/Bonds popping off.GD greenTTWO greenSCHD greenPEP greeneverything I've shilled for the last month is green as fuck. maybe you guys should have tried to balance your portfolios instead of aping memes with leverage
>>62806045the goymin will pay the 25bill
>>62806055Global market, sadly. Can't suddenly reneg on it when they profited from Saudi oil for so long.
>>62806053going heavy into a sector specific 3x during times of high volatility?
Roses are RED,Violets are RED,The market is RED,AND SO AM I
Honestly I'm not even mad, I'm down 15% but I got pussy last night and I got to cum on some giant black titties so I'm content.
>>62806051The fines are bullshit anyway. "WAH people post things that contradict the government! WAH people like to use your website too much! WAH your platform didn't solve the fundamental truth that kids are assholes!" The company and facebook suck dick, but they did nothing wrong.
>Gold and silver have collapsed into Rape even tho its supposed to be benefitting from international instability and rapeWot is going on?
>>62806069It's only stupid if you buy and hold. Buying right now would probably net you 5 or 10% by later today or tomorrow
>>62806076Trump is really going to destroy world economy...
I just had sex and just sold my adult diapers feels good smiggers
HOLY FUCK IREZ
>>62806054>demand destruction will kick innot in any meaningful amounts. we are currently short on oil, short on products, and inventories are near minimums. we would need 2x the amount of demand destruction of the covid pandemic just to stop bleeding.
I’m just trying to have a relaxing day ffs
>>62806072basedsmigger general and the stock market itself are all just one big psyop to expose anons to the divinity that is chocolate puh
Sold my KMB and bought SOXX at 488.
>>62806076They benefit from liquidity. Money is getting tight and an actual equity crash would be deflationary
>>62805864whut?D congress R president is one of the worst performing periods. Assuming you're right. I fully expect 2009(2.0)20 years later 2020 edition if we get that. Everyone is gonna get greedy and profit take. The great boomer die off gets rolling really fast in 2028, by 2030 you'lll have 50% tbd. Whoever is in charge at the time is gonna get most of the sweep. 2032 is the critical year of millenial handoff. but by then most of the assets will have changed hands and a new establishment will have full/maximal institutional control
>>62806084Based, I think we will all honestly be more happier if we got consistent pussy. Black girl or not. It doesn't matter.
>>62806062Grab a light
>>62806076Liquidity and cash being a safer hedge. As much as gold fags like to screech about paper having no money, short term bonds/tips and cash are incredibly safe during a crash
>>62805864
>>62806089trvkesmiggers rather look at lines all day but I luh me some slit
>>62806095Big of true
>>62806081But the Covid scamdemic was a matter of policy. This is a matter of physical supply. If they escalate, and I'm sure they will, everything's going to become shittier, people will spend less, even social programs might get cut, and refiners will plummet after peaking at the highest, like Icarus.
>>62806101disclaimer we can drop 10% before we go up 20%. you niggers wont even make it to the Santa rally at this rate. you leveraged into the dip and now you baghold while you get raped.stop buying SOXL and holding it you stupid faggots
me and my oil stocks
>>62806091Is he okay?
>>62806091I don't understand how anyone can still support this trans shit when it leads countless people to suicide.
>>62806095That's an average that doesn't show what happens when the party changes.
>>62806098Wish I had sum hood boy throat bussy garglin down some of my semen right now t b h
>>62806071Oh, yeah! McDonald's has been dumping for a while.
>>62806095I think it's different this time around, but specifically if the wars continue. In all other conflicts they couldn't meaningfully strike back, the oil fields were always secured and it sucked to be them but other than that the world went on by fine. But here, Iran's actively destroying VLCCs, striking them on a daily basis. And the Houthis are buck breaking Saudis. This is unsustainable.
Guys, I'm thinking of selling out and writing a paper about the effects of climate change, and super Intelligence on the economy moving forward and recommending actions we can take for the localized tax of the robots to provide UBI for everyone to have an equitable future through shared ownership and royalties of AI generated property... and then when it's finished I'm going to send it to stockholm so they can give me a peace prize and then I can leverage my peace prize to go around and pick up chicks.
cant wait for lmt to go negative today.
>>62806109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQq9p1e-0KY
>>62806114>>62806114>>62806114
>>62806111>this time is differentmaybe. personally I'll over perform in any market because I'm not retarded so I don't really care
>>62806105gay race traitor
>>62806091What a shit way to go. And recorded for attention of course. Could've gotten a helium tank for balloons and an airtight mask to make it easy and painless (financially speaking).
>>62806117come on man, we were only a few posts from the bump limit
I am meta baggie holder now
>SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts, with some agents attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions.
>>62806108literally says all midterms were followed by gains
I bought the dip that’s all
>>62806135VRT dip I hope
I'm down 0.08% today no bearish positions. You niggers bought reddit memes
>>62805765Hell yeah dude
DIP SLURPERS DO IT FOR HERthe queen of /smg/
>>62806125Why do you care about pain if you're going to die? How will it matter?
My googl calls are being raped to death
SPX options are still in five digits for ITM calls and puts.Whyyyyy?
>>62806156*double digits. (that translate to 5 digits when I buy a block of 10).
>>62806024dis nigga crying about vs and its only been 9 mins
IREN baggies
>BWET
