closing bell edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62807688
Unprotected sex with black female women.
>>62808168
Drop! Drop! Drop!
Western digital bros, we won
>>62808170+2.88%
I can't believe the AI agents hacked and sold everyone's accounts. I mean that is literally the only reasonable explanation for what's going on right now
I put so much into soxs calls before close phew. Let's do this
>>62808170+1.27%
>>62808200>Shordded the bottom award
>>62808196Fucking knew it. All of today's semi jewery was just aimed at shaking out WD bulls.
>>62808204In your dreams fag were nowhere close to the bottom
>>62808170>+0.57%
>>62808196>WDCFUCKINGGODS
Klerna
Yeah yeah, Meta was also positive yesterday post-close
gold and silver is going to recover, right?
IT WAS A SCAM WICK WDCGODSRUUUUUUN
SPY PULL UP PULL UP
>>62808208Asians are gonna shit tonight then tomorrow is going to be retardedly green. We bounce, at least for next week but probably closer to 2. Then November see's the real low.So sayeth Smigstrodamus!
You pooped and scooped right sirs?
>>62808216after the government fails the currency is going to be KMB diapers and PEP goyslop. no one can eat memory sticks or shiny rocks
>>62808223I kneel you were right all along
>>62808223Can you just draw your own pepes smig
Who's going to watch the great Korean massacre tonight? 1 or 2 circuit breakers?
>>62808221Fucking knew it. Should have sold this piece of shit value trap.
>bloom energy
>>62808233Already preparing the popcorn
>>62808196Uhh
>>62808227>no one can eat memory sticks or shiny rocksdon't give them any ideas...
>>62808237More like DOOM ENERGY
>>62808226I scooped bigly today. such a massive poop.GOOGLQQQMCEGVALEHOODglad I had a shitton of cash from realizing gains to roll into new positions at 6 months lows. damn its almost like taking profits and waiting for cheapies is based on some shit
I'm gonna slurp some AMD tomorrow. Maybe some MU too, if the price seems right.
>>62808227Hey, they can still stick RAM sticks in their asses. Dildos will always have some value.
>>62808216You need elite schitzophrenia where you see a rock loss as a win.
>>62808223I want to believe
>>62808205>>62808234Kek bit of a contradiction dontcha think? Though its back to 360+ last I checked
KEVIN HELP HELP
All this dumping and yet pc parts remain expensive. Something doesn't add up.
>>62808238is this from the new fx anime?
>>62808259Yeah>/smg/ personified
Reminder that someone was shilling NOK a few weeks back at 10.
>>62808258That's going to take time. The fans need to hurt so much they are forced to sell to normies again at reasonable prices. Which obviously is a long way off.
>>62808245>damn its almost like taking profits and waiting for cheapies is based on some shitnope i like to average down losers to the shadow realm
>>62808237NANCY BOUGHT IT doesnt work anymore. that ship failed a long time ago. I hope you niggers know they are farming goyim that follow her fake trades
>>62808264Fabs*
>>62808260i gotta watch that at some point
>>62808258Everything is booked out for like 3 years anon. The market is pricing in year 4 seeing some weakening.In the meantime, why don't you pick up some KMB?
>>62808229Its ok smigga, I hope you're surviving this downturn. Today I made bank on shorts but closed too early, then before close I slurped some tech with RSI under 40 (NBIS, MU, SKHY, SNDK, + GOOGL, AVGO) and opened my main play weekly QQQ 720C & a smaller 730C. I am probably going to offload my tech start of November if its profitable.To surmise, short term bounce bullish but bearish going into November elections, will short the bounce highs and reload calls/tech shares at the lows late November/Early Dec.
>>62808260It's a fun read. I don't have the patience to watch and listen to the voices though.
>otm options>priced so high that even a great pump makes the gain terrible for the risk takenAnyone noticing this in recent years? Volatility seems kept down yet the premiums act like VIX is at 60
>>62808156This general always has the gayest ops. Bakers are always some deformed loser.
Spy didn't nigger dump before options closed. We'll see how it goes...
I bought moderna at 202, fear sold, later checked and 5 minutes after I turn off my pc it starts to bounce back up wtf
>>62808267I thought the angle was the Jupiter project?
>>62808156>”Ayo cuh I be hearing ya’ll crackas be sayin a certain word alot round here, maybe ya’ll can say it to muh face?”
h e e m e deemed
so what we thinkin? peace deal TACO niggerpump tomorrow followed by war after market close?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AI NIGGERS HACKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND BORROWED YOUR MONEY TO LOBG GOLD TODAY!!!!!! IT'S JUST NUMBERS ON A SCREEN THE MONEY IS ALREADY GONE
The AI crash hasn't even begun.
Wew what a rush though.
>>62808197-3.02%(-$89,626.46) TodayIn this zero sum game can I have my money back from you please?
>>62808306Market dumped ass from meta, correction tomorrow probably
>>62808294>nigger when you finna get your blood tested. I'm concerned those veins looking like you got hypertension we gotta look out for each other. 1 luv wanna smoke some random shatter I bought from a homeless guy?
>>62808245Yeah i am capable of that but it require the market to behave like 2020 2022 or 2025. All this year has done is slap on a lot of lies in the news>no trust it was just a temporary dump!At least 2022 was obvious enough and I cashed out long before the bottom all while perma mumus bagheld soxl from 45+ to 10. I just want to go 100% cash now, it seems painfully obvious the downtrend will continue, obviously with pumps and crabbing along the way just like 2022
todayi was raped
>>62808311Thats the difference between most people. There's people who are bitch made and panic over losses, and those who live for the rush. Gamblers always win.
Koreans on suicide watch
>only down -0.12%>while holding GEVToday is actually alright.
I can't take it anymore
>>62808317it touched the bottom line again. that's it. that's the whole trick to the last 6 months anon
SOXL DIAMOND HANDS UNITEhttps://youtu.be/GO517hkrKaUWAGMI
>>62808306>peace deal TACO niggerpump tomorrow> followed by war after market close
>>62808306Gonna take it easy for the rest of the day. Tomorrow, gonna go over the basics. First, I'm gonna check how Nikkei, Kospi, and Stoxx performed to see what to expect. Then, gonna check futures, oil and gold too, and news about any escalations, threats, or other bullshit. After, gonna see how overnight markets performed and who's up next for revenue reports. And based on that info I'll decide if I wanna gamble with semis or go defensive. Simple as.
>>62808320Exactly, the real loss would be going back to 4% annual gains on fucking dividend ETFs and REITs.
BE bros....
>>62808318I was down 147k at one point, car was broken into and 300 stolen, and I got the wrong grocery delivery and was on the phone for 40 minutes sorting this shit out.Got someone's groceries for free though and market bounced 30k at the end so not all bad.Fuck I need to move and be around white people again.
It's fucking joever
Metaniggers getting the rope like they deserve to
Just bought a bunch of SOXL calls, easy money
>>62808326Gotta flush them out again. They probably all overleveraged.
>>62808333that video was the toppiest of top signals
>>62808340I think Im out. Try to ignore everything till Dec. Work on getting fit. Everything is too much of a spaz right now.
>>62808342>300 p/e meme stock is redno fucking way? crazyyyyy
>>62808341>bro just have 6 figures when you're old and tired and your dick doesn't work!Fuck that. I'll risk everything I got at the chance to hit it big, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow and it'll all be for nothing. Graveyards are full of people who thought they had more time, I won't be one of them.
>>62808312That's a lot of cash my broski. My 3% is only 1k usd.
If I wasn't holding both voo and a spy high profitability etf today would have been hugeDo I just go full #noindexes?
>>62808332But it doesnt always touch the top line. I did however take some bullish gambles. How does your strategy work never buy unless it reaches the bottom line? Same for selling?
>>62808362And bridges' underneaths are full of fentanylbros that thought they would make it
>>62808367Id still take it... What was working for you? Shorts or have some unicorn stocks?
Slurped 193 shares of CRWV at 56.80 today, what can I expect
>>62808374i was 30% cash last week. I'm 0% cash now. very bullish short term. possible to breaksdown lower but if it does I have green shit I can sell and DCA. GOOGL and the nasdaq aren't going anywhere. the lower it goes from here the more bullish you should be.just buy nasdaq shares and hold them to a new all time high. simple as.
>>62808383Anon...
>>62808377Better to live a day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.
>>62808383Death.
My MCD calls are going crazy style bros
>>62808388fwiw i'm actually a worm
>>62808384I just wish I knew why this was happening. All year everything made sence to me but this bond rotation does not.Blackrock really thinking inflation, debt, and AI are done?
>>62808361their forward pe doesn't look as bad but not cheap
WDCgods our clitties are caged...
>>62808396>active war escalation>all time high diesel prices>retard in office slurping Jew cock>one of the worst inflation prints in the history of the united statesbut you want to know the real reason? its simple>every retail faggot is in the same 10 AI stocks
>down 30% this OctoberIs memory dead? AI bubble popping?
GIS bros where we fucking at??
friendly reminder that if you are down today you are a literal child who has no idea what he's doing
>>62808383
>>62808411I'm a child and a fucking retard but I was green
>>62808388Theres no glory in being poor anon. Money is all that matters in the end.
>>62808308The funny thing is if you actually read the news reports it's their own ai logging in for them which is against their tos I think but not much else. There were some unverified logins with ai but those were rare and simply unexplained.
>>62808417That's why no one will remember your name.
>>62808405No, nothing has changed. You just need to learn to control your emotions, the most important part of trading. Its when you are feeling euphoric is when you need to sell.
>>62808156Is this the ai nigger in my bank account?
>>62808417Fyi, I looked up some info about the granddaughter, apparently the guy left a good amount of money in trusts and stuff before loosing his fortune, so his family was covered. The granddaughter married a cuck and they started a porn company, they weren't poor or anything. The whore's parents took custody of her daughter, because of the couples involvement in the adult entertainment industry.
>>62808419I'd rather have my family and friend remember me as being generous and rich. Rather than some randos on the internet have me remember as some poor poineer of trading (gambler).
They're just gonna keep pushing kospi down until they stop selling the dump lol
>>62808425anyone that has spent any time around rich people knows that their daughters and wives are all whores. they do more drugs than anyone else and they live degenerate Great Gatsby swinger lives while telling poor people they are fired if they don't clock in on time. they do zero work their entire lives and openly joke about wagies cleaning it up
>>62808425He is smart.
>>62808429So they will only remember you because of your money and not someone who lived their life? Sounds like a bunch of faggots.
Guys, do you know of any good english speaking korean girl streamer. Who I can watch have a meltdown when towhen the market opens in korea tonight?
I told you months ago that we would get Kurumi's anime RIGHT for the start of the depression.
>>62808403The only thing new there though is the inflation, and solution to high inflation was a mass exodus into bonds? Shits weird.
>>62808444>author releases anime to manipulate the market
>>62808446Kinos for this feel?
>>62808417 >Livermore>Dies at 63 More DieEarlyMore LMAO
>>62808419I miss gangsta rap.
>>62808445deleting leveraged retail traders entire networth very much cools inflation. its probably the single most efficient way to cool spending.
>>62808444my stock life has been exactly like kurumi
>>62808435I enjoy my life my way, I don't subscribe to the normie idea of "living life", that you need to buy a chinese-made bag for your wife at a 1000x markup and that you need to buy a unreliable expensive car or a watch to enjoy life. I like making money, my sons and daughters can spend it however they like when they are born. Thats all I want in life.
The bounce will happen the second SOXL and SOXS kiss btw
everyone, remember your training.
>>62808216If you bought silver over 70 dollars you bought at the wrong time. I only started seeing buy signals myself when it was able to retain itself around 60 and I expected it to dip lower, possibly to 50 or even 40 before going back and probably hitting 70-80 bucks by this time next year. If we go money printer mode that may boost the price by an extra 5-10 bucks.
>>62808454See>>62808419
>>62808452Doesn't she "make it" in the end?
>>62808456I want a 40% dump so bad though!
>SOXL bleeding after hoursKek
>>62808459She's a greedy pig. She can only end up like Kaiji.
>>62808458Why do you care about everybody's opinion about you, so much?
>O 3.08%>SCHD 2.13%OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62808457I got 1.7m shares of Gay Horse. Zero expectations but it lets me dream.
How do I profit from this cyber pandemic everybody keeps talking about? Can I buy like "cyber pandemic" insurance or something?
OH NO NO NO WDKEKS... WE GOT TOO COCKY...
The fun thing about being on /smg/ and taking smiggas' advice is that when it dumps and you lose everything you will also be called a retard.
>>62808459i guess ill make it when im 80 years old
>>62808465Nigga you literally just said>>62808429
>>62808469WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT?!?! AI TRADE DEADAI TRADE DEADAI TRADE DEAD
Bwos... my metals are still dropping aftermarket... wtf...
>>62808471Wouldn't you be tempted to jump if you were standing at that spot?
>>62808469Jesus fucking christ
Do you guys like my pumpkin? Financially speaking of course
>>62808469they need wdc pe ratio in the negatives
>>62808473Nigger, family is not just everyone. Are you actually a nigger or something?
wdc? saars?!!!
>>62808477Last time we dropped this low we were back in a week, we halfway made a recovery in half a week before this dip.
>>62808484Better to burn out than fade away anon. You wouldn't get it.
AI Diapers
>>62808486Well... At least I can say I reduced my average cost on my holdings by a dollar today at least, took the loss but I'm betting on that pump or everything will have been for nothing.
>>62808486halfway recovered the last of a series of dumps then dumped harder than before
>>62808490in space
>>62808469NIGGERFUCKING AI NIGGERSFUCK
>>62808487To each their own I guess.
Not gonna lie I kind or do feel bad for WDKeks. I got raped on their last earnings and anons are getting raped again. It seems no matter how good earnings are everything just dumps ass.
>>62808499Seems like they're considering execution risk high when wdc has been the gold standard for decades
>>62808490Thinking too small anon. In the future you'll be shitting into a small modular nuclear powered quantum super intelligent diaper.
>>62808482Thats an alt right Nazi dog whistle if I ever saw one. Libtards will steer clear of your house due to fears you wont molest their children
>>62808405Down 27% for me, it's over
>>62808439Anything bros?
A device that analyzes for every possible disease you could have from a sample of your stool alone, using AI I shall call it Poopanos
>>62808498Jokes aside though I get it. I just had something happen to me many years ago that basically ruined my life and stole 5 years away from me (false accusations, women are fucking evil), so I know what it's like to have everything ripped away from you in a day. Puts things in perspective, so now I just live in the short term. Spend money on trips, going and doing shit, things I want in life. At least if I'm old and poor I can say that I chose my own destiny, and that's good enough for me. Hope you make it regardless and everything works out *kisses u
ITS OVER AI IS DEAD
>>62808508Hey bro, I'm also 27% down right now.
>coreweave dropped 10% again
>>62808223>>62808208>>62808229the reason it's the bottom is because you retards are subhumanly bearish and the market keeps posting the dumbest articles like "lam CRUSHES earnings, but did they crush them hard enough to surprise us?" pretty much all AI shit is 'guaranteed' to go up because robotics is the next stage after data centers.The inverse /smg/ strategy is successful 70% of the time, people were crying MRNA was going up FOREVER just a few hours ago and now look. I bet some dipshit is talking about how "now" is the time to go short on MRNA.
>>62808515enron man will step in shortly
Why do I have to see a shirtless black person on /smg/? I know you probably think it's funny but it's not. Have some fucking values and stop with this crap.
I'm buying silver if it hits 30 again.Probably buy one HL Jan 28 leap every month til eoy
>>62808513I still believe
>>62808457>>62808467>>62808216Cheapies :)
>>62808332>it touched the line thus it will go back upThis is always the kind of strategy that fails hilariously. Like the KORU guy who kept saying to buy when Koreans did a big bull candle.
>>62808512I am sorry that happened to you anon. I am glad that you are doing fine now. I will remember what you told me.*kisses u back*
>>62808493It really hasn't dumped that hard given resistances. I was expecting to be around 50 given the news and how big money always moves first. Instead we're doing about as well as some random day earlier.
>>62808512>>62808529:DD ANONS KISSYYIINGG
>>62808156efferiums...
WDC did well on earnings. The market took it as a sell signal. No fundamentals show memory slowing down but it keeps dumping. Is smart money trying to shake out retail. Whatever. I want to get pissed drunk and fuck this girl’s pussy this weekend that I’ve been talking to. I hope everyone else has a Good Friday tomorrow
>>62808517We're near the local bottom for technical reasons, but you are fucking retarded>pretty much all AI shit is 'guaranteed' to go up because robotics is the next stage after data centers.Not ever going to happen. The limitation on general purpose robots was never the software, but energy density and power limitations. Also, almost none of the machine learning training is being done on driving robotics; almost all of it is fucking LLM garbage.
>>62808233the korean market is so down it doesn't matter what they do anymore. Drops Micron to 820 overnight, then micron does a NIG pump to 880 the next day during American time. Koreans are literally irrelevant except that they have no balls and even sell the green days.
NIGGERS btw
>>62808523PMs are always the only thing I don't mind buying on a dip and just letting sit for a while.
>>62808534I wish they'd stop shaking us
getting paid tomorrow and putting in 1.3k in the market. should i put in semis or my 2x msci usa
>>62808258It's almost like /smg/ is full of brokies who larp as millionaires but cry more than any board, even /g/ and /v/, about the prices of computer parts.
>>62808233
>>62808534losing money makes you think about sex or?
>>62808536I think everyones just scared of the chink Ram tsunami comming. Eunach state has made it the highest priority.
>>62808534one of the cheapest best growth chip stocks gets cheaper. oh well
rate my 'folio:100% in klarnaalso one bitcoin, for a rainy day
Thread the needle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgg-H-cG6wA
If it's of any consolation, a potential pop of the AI bubble means everyone will get raped, not just you or other stock market gamblers.
>>62808540why semis? that sector is dying the hardest right now
>>62808540Put it in banks. Short and slow gains, but gains that will last forever.
>>62808547You mean the chink ram that isn't even 40% of their national market and explodes if not made by korean fabs and is propped up by samsung and they have to ask the US government to relax export controls because even samsung-owned ram, if made in china, is subject to artificial import bans?People keep lying, the lies don't make the prices of US approved (TM) ram go down, because the hyperscalers aren't buying chinkshit that breaks down the second it gets put in.
what's the best AAPL:tech ratio for hedging? 60:40?
>>62808515baby this is the attitude that's going to keep you here. i know you're ecstatic right now but really you should take some time to think. fundamentally hardware is in a massive boom, and all the growth is in ai right now. for someone like you that missed it entirely, it's a great moment to make a buy. i know you won't do that, you're too stubborn, but i want you to think about how your worldview, your desires to flip the table and reset society, your hate and resentment, are clouding your judgement, making you fall for tricks. the ai trade will rebound with or without you, sooner or later, that's not important. what's important to me is how your mind works, your ability to change with new information rather than harden yourself and gaslight yourself.
>>62808534It needs to go down so it can bounce back later and make people some money.
>>62808556nah, i'll be fine, i'm built different
>>62808535Fuck you nigga YOU are fucking retarded. I'm going to buy a bending unit and have him bend your cock into a 90 degree angle.
>>62808557NVDA is pretty safe. based jenson is forcing sales to AMZN and probably others.
>down 20k todayim not even rich
>>62808556>AI crashes>people who made things with AI get to keep them
>>62808557You buy when there's blood in the street. Obviously it has further to fall in the long run, but the road down is bumpy, relief rallies are good opportunities for profit.
>>62808561Canadian oiligopoly banks, absolutely. US banks with a federal leadership that wants to inflate all debt away, not so much. TD has been a money printer.
>>62808534>"smart" money destroys the market, to spite some zoomer with a trading accountIt's actually jewish money.
>thought I bought 766 spy calls for tomorrow>actually bought 769Uh oh.
Can we make the next thread a non stop ass rape edition?
>>62808546I think it’s my age. Turning into a 30 year old boomer in a few months. The only things that get me excited anymore are booze and tobacco, financial markets, and fucking pussy. Anime and vidya doesn’t cut it anymore.>>62808550Yeah I’ve been slurping since it first start dipping this past summer but it just keeps going down man what the fuck
>>62808581I always wonder why do this. They'll fuck over the entire to market to get 1 guy. Seems like they'd make more money letting it ride. Investor confidence in shambles loses money. Shorts don't print when nobody is buying anymore
>>62808515i love you and i'm praying for you. i know you can be stoic but i want you to also be brave.
am I still banned?
>>62808564China ram has serios issues, and its years away from impact. Its real though, and this is as shitty as it will ever be with unlimited funds and resources given to improve.Im holding on to my koru, Im not even sure ram demand can ever be fed as more supply just means more demand, but im not buying more as the risk is real.
>>62808594Yes.
>>62808594Yeah but youre evading
>>62808567That's a big post for you darling, are you okay?I'm not reading all that.
J U S T
>>62808527>holding unleveraged shares of QQQ you bought 7% off the high is going to blow up dudein what world boss... you are the type of faggot that thinks buying the ATH is safe but buying a discount is dangerous. I will never understand "people" like you. you shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>62808602Yeah I ain't reading that shit either lol
>>62808598niggers>>62808600no sir I did my 2 daysit was good too since I didnt watch the market kill itself in real time
DECK bros... i dont feel so good....
>>62808611DECKERRRRRRS
>>62808586Pussy isn't even worth the hassle of dealing with a stupid bitch I don't know how you kids do it. I want pussy but I want nothing to do with women
>>62808605this is one of the worst portfolios i've ever seen. how the fuck does someone justify all this dogshit
>>62808605>USOY
>>62808602His entire portfolio is AI. The Pajeet is not fine at all.
>>62808306It’s another sell the buildup buy the bullets scenario, long the bombing runs
Still a ways to go to hit Western Digital's April 1 low.Weak dump so far. I like turtles.
>>62808605This is someone that thinks they are really smart and are just not
>>62808602It's the same as xir's every post
What's your sector breakdown smiggers?
>>62808557>that sector is dying the hardest right nownot that im an expert, but isnt the best time to buy stocks when theyre down and red, not when theyre green and at ATH?
>Softbank
>>62808620where did your affection go babe? i've been good to you and i'll make you happy. it's like you want to be miserable
>>62808634The trend is your friend doe
>>62808557I'm planning to hold for minimum 5 years. Normal market volatility doesn't phase me
>>62808638Zoom out
>>62808641Zoom in
>>62808632baby don't do this. let me into your heart. think about us.
>>62808616It's not all of it, I hid (most of) the green ones. I sold INTU 33% up just today.>>62808617I figured I'll get some money off of the volatility. I should have just bought USO I would have made more money>>62808627More like someone who kept swinging on those RE stocks and got burned in the end. Now I'll have to wait years.
TSM dropping 4.5% is absurd and honestly my biggest red flag
>>62808638Fuck the trend. Catch the knife, pussy
GAW is only down -0.77% :)
>>62808647NOK went down 14.81%this dump is fake and gay
>>62808648Grrrr maybe I will
>>62808591when everyone is afraid to buy is when they nigger pump it the hardest. then retail comes back to buy the pico tops
>>62808647Naw mang we aint gun need chips n shieet.
>>62808650>PE ratio 55Why
>futures
KYS(Keep yourself safe)
GAW is the new safe haven. Everyone buy GAW.
>>62808646Sorry anon, no offense I didn't realize that was yours.(I do still maybe think you aren't as smart as you think you are but honestly who is)
>>62808647prices change every day my love. you're only skeptical of the extreme highs but extreme lows are just as common. i know there's feeling for me inside your heart and i won't give up on it. stop torturing that girl inside that wants to be loved, listen to her voice.
Space bros… was it all just a ruse?
>>62808634What if they die a little more and you get them cheaper? Have you thought about that?
>>62808594Don't get banned, anon!
>>62808668SpaceX is a datacenter company now. Elon used it as a vehicle to save XAI from bankruptcy, and now they're both going to get BTFO.
>>62808668yes. Elon did the dutiful and got retail to ape their margin into massive fucking bags they will hold at a loss for months
>>62808626Why would it go to April 1 low when it is making more money more eps all of which not priced im
>>62808674>data centers in spaceThis is my favorite part of this arc
>>62808652nobody is afraid to buy anymore ever soxs inflows were HUEG
>>62808657you're all i want and i never wanted to hurt you. i can't change what i've done but i can be good and true to you.
welp... guess it's back to surviving off ramen
>>62808405Down too much ;_;I think the semis and memory trade is getting manipulated to screw over retail.>>62808444I remember that.>>62808508I can save her...
anyways I bought the KORU dip
>>62808646>It's not all of it, I hid (most of) the green ones. I sold INTU 33% up just today.Your whole portfolio is shilled and hyped retailbait
As I said again and again, follow Softbank. If it's STILL dumping, then, well, yeah, you know what the real money is doing.
so /smg/ is a jeet thread now
>>62808684I bought some more koru puts for tonight
>>62808680I thought you were doing ramen a couple of days ago
>>62808556The other stocks I'm interested in have been unphased by this bullshit. I wish I invested in those. One investment would be up fucking 40%+ by now. Fuck me, all in on that one and I'd be up back to 6 figures.
>>62808686Softbank will get liquidated in the next six months, and that's a good thing.
Well, I've been buying the dip..
Been a couple of hours now and I still feel like dying. I'm sure tomorrow is going to be way worse too.
>>62808698>CAD
>>62808685You didn't see my whole portfolio m8. Was intuit shilled and hyped retailbait? People were shitting on it that AI will kill it.>>62808534I'm thinking of slurping WDC and STX.
>>62808686It's a moderately strong correlation but not exact. About 37% daily variance of soxx moves with sftby
>>62808544Remember the costco thread? that thread exposed just how many wagies there are on /biz/
>>62808704why what happened? youre holding lots of tech stuff? Just sell if its that bad
>down 40k ytdShould have bought SPY
>>62808677our hearts are so alike, and i want to cherish you and love you the way you want to be.
>>62808704lol the nasdaq is down 2.5% for one day lmao
Babe schizo must have got his asshole torn open by his mom over their portfolios performance today
>>62808715how do u lose that bad when it's not even a recession
>>62808717you tomorrow: lol the nasdaq is down 5.6% for one day lmaoretard
>>62808634soxl was at $10 last year$300 earlier this yearif the entire pricing of semis and memory is completely overvalued as people keep saying "the market is pricing in that the gains won't continue after 4 years pass" then even with this dump it is still overvalued. so is $80 soxl actually a good price or are we going to see soxl at $10 later this year?>>62808680do you live off savings as a neet and your gains/losses determine what you eat? what kinda ramen anyways?
>>62808668ASTS and RKLB are going 300% next year. If not more.
>>62808719she's pretty upset but she trusts me. she is blaming the president.
Uh guys I think it's over.
>>62808727Uh yeah, ya think?
>>62808717gonna be a solid tqqq entry point
>>62808719He said a few days ago Cathy Wood was a genius. He's beyond hope
>>62808727
>>628087191200 shares of SOXL on margin. xirs mom is so pissed at him wasting his trust fund allowance but he will get another allowance next month
>>62808734imagine if he did that on SOXS,he'd be rich for the rest of his life. Sad!
>>62808723god i hope so sqqq was only up 8% today lol
>>62808694hmm wasn't me>>62808724>do you live off savings as a neet and your gains/losses determine what you eat?essentially yes>what kinda ramen anyways?shrimp flavor is the one I like. Actually, the local asian store has a brand/flavor I like too, but idk what it is. I only know it visually by the label when I walk by.
>>62808741Shrimp sounds good
I boughted
>>62808724SOXL pe ratio is 19
>>62808726she's heavy in divvy and value anyways, she thinks a .5% move is a big loss.>>62808732honey child, she's very smart, it might be a little too volatile for you and i understand that, but she helped me to get rich, gave me the hope and conviction i needed. i'm not like you, i can't get a good job, i had to do this with risk.
>>62808739I litterally sold my 50k of SQQQ before all this. Kicking myself. Next time the 30 year crosses 5.5 and back ill hold for 2 weeks. This is how you learn.
Bitcoin is still over 80kThe semi dip is just moving money around. Nothing has changed.
>>62808741shrimp and beef are the best cheap maruchans imo, love them. I need to order the weird texas BBQ prison exclusive one
>>62808745Smart money
>>62808732He's giving ME the ick
>it's responding to itself nowCan a mod put this nigger out of its misery finally?
>>62808741lucky. wish i had savings of a large size to be able to just be a neet trader. i already am i just don't have the necessary amount for it to be comfy. it's anxiety and stress inducing when not wealthy enough. if i had something like 400k right now then itd be comfy.
>>62808759Woman post.
>>62808208you just watched it go up 20% and did calls?
>>62808727>SCHD owner take their rightful place at the top.
>>62808745reddit money
>>62808766I said the same thing teebeeaych
>>62808763400k ain't enough in the us. yeah u could jepq and chill on 40k but then ur not getting any gains and if jepq gets blown out for some black swan reason ur assed out for real.
>>62808763I have (had before today?) about $1m, though about 45% of that is in retirement accounts so I have to wait. I'm currently drawing down about 6%/yr, which is too high.
>>62808760i love you truly babe. with my entire heart.
>>62808767Well yeah, its going up another 15 tomorrow lmao
>>62808751Tech to bond rotation. Its weird and its FAST but not bearish yet as VOO shows.
>>62808771made semis its top two holdings and pumps all through a month long semi dump. go fig
>>62808775>chill on 40kI want Alabama out of this general
>>62808775
>>62808756u gotta get samyang bro, buldak, tangle, they're all fire bro
>>62808686also NVDA, OWL, and HYGH
>>62808783if u paid off ur house u don't need thaaat much money dude especially if ur living on ramen like these dudes lol or u can wage if u prefer
>>62808777I hope you aren't allowed to own guns. trannies and guns and leverage don't mix. I don't wanna see you in the news shooting up a daycare because you got margin called. just kill yourself when the psychosis sets in before you have a mental break and hurt anyone else
>>62808786never had tangle. Samyang and buldak are the SHIT, I love the carbonara and 2x spicy ones
>>62808776The second I have a million I'm just living off the SCHD/SCHY/O/MAIN divy's and bailing to Japan>>62808779If the play is bonds the entire millennial//genz gens are going to be boned. They can't into bonds
>>62808760it's not unlikely he'll do that himself
>>62808779maybe bonds, its hard to say where the money is going until we see it flow back in and that doesnt happen in 1 day.
>>62808789I pay 25k yearly in property taxes alone
>>62808668'fraid so
>>62808757The smart money already sold everything last week. Retail is FOMOing in so that they can be short liquidity for the institutions who dumped their AI bags.
>>62808790lol based
>>62808796damn dude u must live in a fucking estate lmao i live in a high tax blue state and i'm not near that thank god lol
>>62808792together we're there. and we're going to live in santa cruz and we'll find someplace warm for the winter, maybe we'll go on cruises.
>>62808796nice investment you have there.
>>62808790So many schizos and retards here. Ill never get why the loving positive one that sometimes talks stocks is the one that upsets you poltards so much.Not the dudes ranting about vaccines, or the elite, or gangstalking, or the rosary this morning. The babe poster...
DO I need to post a dick pic with a time stamp or something
>>62808795what do you mean flow back in? same defensive rotation since March from tech into AAPL, KO, CVX, XOM, health care shit, AXP etc. everytime there's a downturn. It's almost comical by now.
Sometimes I just lie on the Internet.
>>62808811You don't know but...you know...if you do I'm not complaining
>>62808796>bragging about living in a blue state and giving all his money to the governmentlol
>>62808811Nta but yes
>>62808810xie's a narcissist, it's an act
>>62808810they don't like us talking about stocks because it doesn't fit their mold of who we are. anonymous posting doesn't fit their profit paradigms. we aren't valuable assets
>>62808817property taxes go to local schools in ur community not to the federal government to waste on boomer gibs
>>62808812When you sell a security, you now have money to buy something different.
>>62808810>the one that posts pedophile images and tells people to buy meme stocks with triple leverage on marginyeah he is the one you should listen to. watch out for the spooky people that notice the Jews and tell you to buy SCHD. they are the bad guys
>>62808795Premiums are all down hard for the past two weeks despite inflation data, its definitely bonds.>>62808792Part that scares me is it seems the smart money is betting 5.5% is a good return for next year. Who knows though, so many different factors shits been hard to follow.
>>62808802We still need a Big Pop. We have all the pressure but unless something hits the market suddenly we won't see those 3-6% daily drops. We need a Silicone Valley Bank situation.
>>62808811i'd love to see what you look like, i've wanted it so long
>>62808817he never said he lived in a blue state he might just own a gigantic penthouse in florida or some shit
>>62808828yes they sell and buy defensive stocks basically everytime there's a downturn defensive stocks are basically value stocks, energy stocks, health stocks and apple
>>62808831I mean if you have millions or billions that 5.5% return is ridiculous
>>62808824>local schools aren't a waste of money
>>62808832what was the dotcom popper? i know lehman bankruptcy did 2008, but man was there one big one that set off 2001?
FUTURES????
>>62808841Its either something like core weave going bankrupt triggering a mass sell off, or oracle being downgraded to junk grade lol
>>62808843There are none.
>>628088315.5%?? Why don't they just buy inverse letfs?
>>62808845omg
>>62808841softbank possibly. they could implode and reveal a massive pile of AI debt Jews are trying to hide in asia
>>62808848>This just in: Elon Musk has become bankrupt after YOLOing his entire company into SOXS.
>>62808841From what I read, it was mostly a bunch of IPOs and insider lockup periods expiring around the same time, so they all dumped their shares, dumped more when they saw everything going down, and pretty soon it was over
>>62808854Elon could buy SOXS
>>62808841global crossing blowing up. they built fiber in anticipation of demand. the difference this time is demand is outstripping supply. this is bigger than dotcom by orders of magnitude and we're trading at crash valuations. it's bizarro inverted and we're going to get the good ending.
>>62808832>>62808841>>62808844>>62808853>>62808855Anthropic is shitting bricks right now because their revenue is rolling over, and both the deb and equity markets are drying up as possibilities for keeping the lights on. They're going to rush an IPO while zogbots are getting mushed in HD in Iran, and it's going to completely blow up in their faces.
>>62808856>buy SOXSThese two words together reveal you are a retard.
>>62808837Yea, but VOO is so easy for double. I think this is the most important question right now. Is US debt limits actually near unlimited as the old and wealthy are more than happy for safe but shitty returns.I get it though. If your 70 and have 100m 6m a year stress free is attractive.
>>62808860:( I am but heyyyy
>>62808854>>62808856Elon should take SOXS private and fire 90% of the company
>>62808841FED RATE HIKES in 2000.9/11.ENRON.War on Terror.Advent of Online Brokerages.
>>62808858*debt and equity markets
>>62808864You DONT fuck with David SOXL. Man's got a 9 inch hog and isn't afraid to use it.
>>62808858If anything I'm worry they keep delaying the IPO. It's like they know the numbers will destroy them
>>62808866arthur anderson lmao
>>62808864>>62808860>>62808856Richard SOXS built that company from the ground with his bear hands. I don't see SOXS selling until he dies and his lazy children sell it.
shit man my health insurance is going up $90/mo in January
>>62808871If Musk ran SOXS he'd put David in the poorhouse 6 months top
>>62808872if they don't get their ipo off then they're gonna have to get acquired by google, microsoft, or amazon for pennies. shit even if they get the ipo off is it going to raise enough capital to do anything? cash incinerator is not really a viable business.
>>62808874That was the 2003 recession that was not related to the DOTCOM bubble. One more outburst like that and I'm throwing you out of this game bud.
>>62808872They don't have a choice. Their options are file for an IPO tomorrow (yes, literally tomorrow the 23rd), or go bankrupt and cease operations. Those are the choices.
>>62808877>his bear handskek anon, very good
you ain't a real smigga until you've been mistaken as babe by babeschizo
>>62808844we could have everything now babe, we don't have to wait. fast track to a family and put our mistakes behind us. the only thing missing is your love. overcome that pride and fear and listen to your heart and everything can change for you. i know that's hard to believe for someone like you, who built everything you have walking the straight and narrow, but there's other ways.
>>62808749>>62808726>>62808719>>62808567Fucking kek
>>62808878don't worry, we believe the service you're receiving is better so we've gone ahead and hedonically adjusted that to -$20/month. you're actually saving money
>>62808882>The firm collapsed by mid-2002, as details of its questionable accounting practices for energy company Enron and telecommunications company Worldcom were revealed amid the two high-profile bankruptcies. The scandals were a factor in the enactment of the Sarbanes–Oxley Act of 2002 to increase oversight and protect whistleblowers.at least skim the wikipedia first before playing know-it-all
>>62808885It was intentional. I might be retarded but that was intentional.
>>62808893All right your outta here!
Musk should buy the schizo tranny and take him private. Get this 41%er out of my market
I bought so many fucking SOXL calls
>>62808841that was based saylor who popped the dotcom bubble. hes quite the legend.
>>62808843Green now, just had to wait
>>62808903Why didn't he just refinance?
>>62808897speaking of baseball the yankees had the most insane run back then with peak jeter, scott broshius or whatever, that panamanian closer, man who else? that was the only time i was into baseball. i had just moved to the city and so thought it was normal for the yankees to win the world series every year lmao.
>>62808904Korea rises! Save us KOPSI!
>>62808904back to red now, its over
>>62808907It was but they got high on their own farts and when it fell apart they never recaptured the magic.
talk to your priest, talk to your siblings, your parents, people that love you. they would want you happy i know they would and they wouldn't abandon you. i'll sit next to you at church and be a good boy, and i'll love you every day.
>>62808907Baseball is so fucking rigged that they just gave new york some back to back wins so they'd stop crying about that whole 9/11 thing.
>>62808878same its going up another 10% from $400 to $440 a month
Make new
>>62808915Amatuers
>>62808913Sir this is a stock brokerage.
>>62808915they just had a stacked roster at the time, there were like four stars in rotation even before arod, plus that pitcher from boston who was inconsistent but went hard in the post season
that was a rough day
>>62808916bro that's insane i pay $55 a month for my work plan that's why i don't want to fire, having to buy insurance from an obamacare exchange is fucking grim as shit
had an epiphany yesterday evening. the frontier labs receiving the vast majority of their revenue from VC firms is likely just the SPV shit that's on the hyperscaler balance sheets. implication being that a third of the the shit piss market cap is potentially full blown enron tier. anyways here's a list of all the other times this decade smg would've called you a retard for buying SOXS:>july 2024>march 2025>dec 2021, mar 2022, august 2022>february 2020>september 2018>yesterday and this morning
>>62808915They actually lost the 2001 World Series to the DBacks.
>>62808916So if you have a heart attack or get bowel cancer, what would it cost you with this level of coverage?
>>62808925I'm actually just buying mine directly from the company. The exchange was a bit more.>>62808916$575/mo for me
>>62808923baby
>>62808927yeah but dude they won like 4 world series in 5 years, 2001 was weird tho the postseason was postponed so it ended up going into november
>>62808926Buying SOXS when the market has already plunged is retarded, yes. Wait for a relief rally and then buy SOXS.
>>62808920>plus that pitcher from boston who was inconsistent but went hard in the post seasonThat's my favorite part of the script too.
>>62808877Richard Soxus is 7 foot fucking 4 and benches 600 pounds. Crazy stuff.
>>62808929the exchanges gives u gibs back if it exceeds like ten percent of ur income when u do ur taxes tho damn u make more than $575,000 a year but not from a job with a gold plated healthcare plan? u make that bank trading or what?
Why did Zelensky have to start an energy crisis?
>>62808935He's a Bear of a Man. David SOXL better watch himself.
>>62808934they made a movie about it? i don't watch sports movies man but it was roger clemens
>>62808936I'm unemployed. And I quit my last job, so I don't get unemployment checks. I don't think the exchange helps out if you're living off savings.I guess if I consider my savings drawdown an "income" and I do the math, the monthly premium is a little under 10% of the amount I draw from savings to live. Though next year it could be different.Also how the fuck are you getting $575k?I pay $485/mo today (next year it's $575), X 12 months = $5,820, then divide by 10% = $58,200/yr. Which is a little more than I'm drawing down now, so I guess I'd be over that 10% limit if I'd be eligible. I'll look into it again in December.
>>62808940I also heard he loves dicking down femboys, like the guy doesn't have any children because he exclusively fucks men. I guess he really is a bear.
>>62808926Not buying soxl until soxx crosses the 200 dma. I was there when the old magic was written and shieet
>>62808956David SOXL is that you! Richard SOXS told me to tell you to watch you bussy he's going in dry!
>>62808956Have you talked to a woman lately? Signs like ol Dick has it figured out
>>62808932i don't disagree but dude>when the market has already plunged is retardedthis is loaded with the notion that you know when it's done selling. plenty of people knew it was done selling this morning. vol complexes everywhere are asleep at the wheel. obviously panic buying SOXS is extremely stupid but inevitably plenty here will
New thread>>62808964>>62808964
>>62808957based
>>62808841funding, which is what will cause this one. eventually one of these unprofitable companies won't be able to raise more funds.
>>62808650they had shitty earnings today (only +33% earnings beat)
All quiet on the Korean front
>>62808591short term thinking, it's not their problem if it crashes, no one will go to jail. Shorting and printing actual malicious lies to make number go down isn't technically illegal.
