AI NIGGER BANKRUN 2026 Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62807068
>giving AI your bank credentials People deserve to lose all their money
BUY. SOXL.
>"living" in costumer's bank accountfake and gay but every boomer will be scared to death
First for recovery.
SOXL
>>62807687The WEF did Cyber Polygon in 2024 which tested cyber-inflicted bank runs, with the Russian SBR bank >incoming CBDCs
Might not be wise to keep too much cash in a bank soon.
Iron condor for tomorrow boys in case jewish tricks are afoot?
>>62807695Worthless post. Talk about the stock market jeetoid/euroid.
>>62807695Ukraine LOST
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>62807697I posted these in the last thread for anyone interested.>>62807610>>62807659
Im up 3% today because of consumer staples
Shoulda hedged the AI trade with sausage rolls mate.
>>62807705This is so dumb.
>>62807711what are you all babbling about
>>62807711
>>628076754th c5a on route
i should have rebalanced into schd
>>62807672Shows that risk tolerance is still very high and we have much further to fall.
>>62807709
>>62807717You're dumb. Pay attention to their macros
Will I lose all my stocks/ digital numbers on screen during fake cyber attack?
Its just more megagay rebalancing. Same amount of money exists in the market.
AFRICAN AMERICAN MARKET
>>62807735Why do the jews hate that we were making money?
good time to buy the tech dips?
>>62807688>>62807705I didn't know individual bank accounts had their own dedicated storage space and CPUs.
>>62807733Nuh uh>>62807740
Sold all 526 shares of VOO today.Way too much bloodshed for me and no end in sight.
>>62807695And that's a good thing.
If you look at the 3 month chart, SPY has just been crabbing this entire time.
Feeling excited for the nasdaq -50% correction. Happy, moisturized, in my lane, flourishing.
>>62807748What's the point in holding VOO if you're gonna try and day trade it lol.
Get ready for another recession folks.
>>62807739Because you're not and you provide liquidity.
>>62807532nice starter warchest. Tax free is Great. US and foreign Divvy stocks still hit you for 15% tax on divvies.Are you active or passive?What industry are you in/do you know? its easier to develop a core position in an industry where you have an advantage.When the Buffet stacked his first hundred thousand, he spent $25k on a house for him and his wife. And took $75k and flew around to meet with the CEO's of every company on his list and see and tour their space. He then plopped the remainder in Geico.Information and a keen eye can glean you a lot more than just trading on the computer.Find yourself a company where over the next 5-10 years you can develop enough capital to be a minority shareholder of at least 1%. Thats advisory power in the decision making process.Regardless at $30k you have enough to buy 100 shares of a $20 stock and start the wheel.or 400 shares of a $5 stock and do the wheel.Or 4 stocks 100 shares each at $5. depending on risk profile.The wheel is the best strat up to about $20M if you're good $10M if you're less active.
>>62807696its crazy how many faggots ran to get the COVID MRNA gene therapy and how many faggots ran to give their bank information to Jewish tech companies.you could tell a goy that huffing glue is based and trust the science and glue sales would go up 1000%
>>62807748>selling VOOsome of you guys...
>>62807758We are overdo. 2022 was 5 years ago.
I'M DOWN 5.41% TODAY I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
so is cyber securities a good play now?
>>62807769>overdo
Any OWLers in the building?
>>62807773
>>628077692022 was the first real bear market since 2008. Next one isnt due until 2030s
>>62807777Digits confirm, to the moon
You lost, SOXL trannies
>>62807770Iz this you anon?>>62807638
I sold SOXL at $104
Happening status?
I think I'm gonna wait until tomorrow to slurp. Or maybe not even then. I'm gonna play hard to get with the market.>>62807779Lmao based
>>62807688I HAVE ONE CENT LEFT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FIR THE AI NIGGERS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT TO FIGHT OVER GET FUCKED AI NIGGERS ITS MY MONEY YOU CAN'T PROMPTHACK MY ACCOUNT FROM A SPOOKY DISTANCE ANYMORE IN THE AI CHATBOT IN BROKERAGES AND BANK ACCOUNTS
>>62807788Based. One of the smart ones. Every bag holder will watch it hit 70 tomorrow
Now that the ai run is over, how did you do?
>>62807771BUG still under 50
>no lightning apu Eternal bear market.
>>62807780No. >Bear markets occur approximately once every four years on average in the U.S. The Period between 2009-2019 was an unprecedented Bull run carried by ZIRP and incredibly low interest rates.
>>62807739they need goys to go to work. any time goys figure out that tard maxing a bull run means they can quit their adult daycare shabbos goyim job then the Jews have to rug the fuck out of retail and make them go back to waging at mcdonalds
This entire market is jew coded as fuck, at least I has sex last night.
fucking faggot crypto-tier gold and silverHedge against what? Someone just took a shit over my hedge
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UPTHERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE AI NIGGERS IN YOUR BROKERAGE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62807801I had sex last night as well. Is it bad every time me and my gf have sex we only do missionary but we both finish? Like it's fine right?
>>62807799They literally patched that you nigger. Observe the Data
>>62807770I'm down 50% this year #Trump
AI NIGGERS IN MY TOILET
>>62807807Don't blame him for your shitty tech stocks lol
>>62807806Yeah we're near the top. Cheapies soon.
>>62807805Missionary literally populated the planet. Stop watching porn
Damn I didn't have sex last night
No V lol.Bulls rekted.
>>62807811I just don't want her to get bored
>>62807805who cums first?
SPY would be down over 3% today if people weren’t buying Oreo and tuna fish stocks When the Iran was restarts, you will see correlations to 1. Oreo and tuna fish stocks wont save you
NVDA IS GOING DOWN
>>62807793I lost alot of money and I loved every second of it.
>>6280781690 percent of the time her
>>62807809Minors
>>62807805Ehh not bad, as long as your both satisfied. Maybe try different positions?
brk-b + SCHD is proving to be the ultimate tech hedge
>>62807821The fuck you freaking out about? Its been going down since last night.
META is down 8% wtf
the top signals are always so obvious...>SPCX pumping 12%>half the internet crashing and 4chan being down for a day>the US telling all embassy personelle to evacuate from the middle eastanytime I post shit here you niggers just tell me to stop talking about politics and then buy more fucking CRWV or whatever
>>62807817National Biscuit Company up to their old tricks.
>>62807817It just looks like a spray and pray of everyone trying to get defensive lol. There's no where to hide
>>62807833Zuck wants to offload shares, but not voting power.
>>62807837Where is he when we need him..
I need WDC to pump like 10% on earnings today.Just 10% and I'm good, bro. C'mon man.
>>62807836>A few nothingburgersName one thing that's out of ordinary. It's been a trumpfuckingfest for almost 3 years and that's literally the new normal.
>>62807841This shit should be illegal desu. 1 share = 1 vote, simple as.
>>62807843he only comes to save the cryptocucks. stockfrogs have no savior.
nasdaq calls on sale
I finally looked at my portfolio, why am I losing so much money?
Just bought some 55 soxs calls for tomorrow LFG
Drumpf please you only have 12 days left to get the markets pumped before the midterms please fucking do something you orange fat retard
THE DAY OF THE RAPE
>>62807847>>62807847We buy the dip.
>>62807848tqqq time
>>62807851I don't think he cares anymore, and that's the scary part
>>62807846Wait till you hear about a small company called google, anon.
I don't know what to do so the only answer is to do nothing.
>NOK -15%just
I FUCKING WONBOKO FUCKING WONMIBOLIN FUCKING WONSOXS 20% IN A SINGLE FUCKING DAYSHORTGODS FUCKING WONPOLICEMEN SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
A rogue AI agent just flew over my house
>>62807851Sorry, kiddo. USA will be a socialist state in a few years time. Watch your stocks melt slowly as Mamdani-wave takes over.
With a thousand lies and a good disguiseHit 'em right between the eyesHit 'em right between the eyesWhen you walk away, nothing more to saySee the lightning in your eyesSee 'em running for their lives
Is now a good time to buy SpaceSEX?
>he didn't short
>>62807847AI-hype chaser are like cryptocucks, no? In spirit at least.
...here it comes?!
>AVUV new intraday highs>IWM barely redJust rotate into value anons it's not hard.
Threadly reminder that the upper class are a psychopath invert cult performing in-utero inversion on their children to facilitate parasitism on humanity.Elite Gender Inversion (nothing "elite" about these parasites, but that's what the internets have been calling it) hypothesis is consistent with observation, members of the grifter class all show anomalous skeletal structures. Skeletal sexual dimorphism can be proven to persist through hormone therapy by examining the rare condition CAIS (complete androgen insensitivity syndrome) which produces XY individuals with "phenotypically normal" female features, however, with distinctly male skeletons, CAIS women display the same male-markers as female-presenting inverts: wide-set eyes, square shoulders, long necks, large hands, male gait etc, proving genes not hormones control skeletal sexual dimorphism.Inversion is not just a means of collusion, it is "sex magic." Female-presenting inverts induce hardwired "male risk assessment" which to the conscious mind, unaware that the invert is male, results in a mischaracterization as attractiveness or strikingness. Conversely, male-presenting inverts do NOT trigger this risk assessment, your unconscious mind automatically miscategorizing them as safe and non-threatening. Moreover, female-presenting inverts will be rated more attractive by woman (as woman are attracted to men) and male-presenting inverts will be rated more attractive to men (because men are attracted to women). Useful properties for parasites.>>62806583>fails, again, to present a single argumentPathetic. Provide a single male-presenting politician, ceo, or media personality that walks like a man and/or a female-presenting one that walks like a woman. Hips are perfectly sexually dimorphic (as you're well aware, invert).
pls bounce
>>62807866The market is entirely built on the idea that AI will become God and magically solve all of humanity's problems. How is this sustainable?
>>62807846>This shit should be illegal desuShut up commie
>>62807883>aNig idfuck
>>62807868No
>>62807876All these value plays seem like they won't hold up great when nobody is paper rich anymore from tech stocks
The V is coming. 20 minutes
>>62807886it WAS built on that but now we are pricing in companies that live in the real world being more valuable than jewscams
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPLEASE FORGIVE ME ZITRON-SAMAI SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED AIAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62807889>no lightning apu>Anon is named nigger>I'm gassy from the sandwich I hadThe top is truly in...
>>62807868No, go buy normal stocks like normal beings.
>>62807889worse a nig cocksorry anon it's the bbc jail cell for you tonight
>>62807863I'm glad I got to see it with you.
>>62807895THE MOMENTUM WAS DEAD DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE CHARTS?>>62807900:)
apologize
KILL GOLDKILL OIL
>>62807894We aren't pricing anything remotely real, it's all data centers that will never be built and chips that will never be used.
Gosh darnit muh PBRA is down 1 penny today. I shoulda listened when yall said it was risky
>>62807886It isn't built on that. The AI is the next revolution that highly reduces low skill labor needed. The only problem with it is the revolution being too fast.
ALERT ALERT BWET IS FUCKING BACK btw
>>62807906SCHD is up 2% today
I am well positioned for tomorrow's bounce :^)
>>62807846You're right, it *should* be.
>>62807887Wanting voting rights in direct proportion to ownership is the opposite of communism.
>>62807912>SCHD moving like a shitcoin
>>62807908No, the problem is that hyper scaling is more expensive than the revenue it produces. It's not fast enough.
>>62807913It's falling further retard
>>62807909I get that bitch wet daily
>again blood red fucking day with AAPL cruising alongThey fucking won
>>62807918new 52 week high. it just goes up and to the right. tech trannies malding. they keep saying stupid shit like goyslop is going out of business and then they buy data center companies that cant even pay their electric bill
invest in pharma stocks
We have to start assuming the war resumes this weekend. The tide is pulling back. Dozens of jets probing Iran trying to trigger responses last night and probably again tonight. Get ready for fireworks.
>>62807883>>62807893It will bounce when it hits the floor
>>62807916I agree generally on governance with voting proportions. But it’s also true that if it was the norm we would get fewer IPOs than otherwise. Of course the current system that lets shit like SNAP happen is also flawed in its own way.
I will never financially recover from this. Thanks for crashing the market once again Trump. First one was with the tariffs and now with the war. It's never been more over.
>>62807929Based drug dealer
>>62807931Two more weeks
I sold. I can't really stand being in this big gay trump market right now with elections. Frankly no matter who wins I think the market is gonna dump for the rest of the year and into January. I don't think there's really any big gains to be had from this entire shitshow
>>62807931>We
>>62807931I agreeWe need to look at what stocks did the last timeI kind of feel like they ignored it
>>62807921Anon, 70% of the white collar workforce is already useless. Even if everything remains as it is now, the businesses will adapt to it and start reducing their headcounts. There is no other way around it. Other than the highly skilled few everyone will be on their universal basic income paycheck doing nothing other than watching porn and doomscrolling.
VIX at 20... It's joever
You guys bought $BRO when I told you right? We've already got to collect some dividends, and we did another 5% today. Easy money
>>62807947Oh look at that, they raised the dividend again, so next time we'll get a greater amount of dividends. Hands free passive income, as that former football player says (tough to beat).
There's just no way we recover it's going to be nuts tomorrow
ok im 70% cash, give me the /smg/ curated buys for next week
So what did we learn?
>>62807932SPY going into a Bear market and losing 20% from this point would give us a floor of $600. The fact people don't understand how quickly the floor can break is terrifying.
Okay so the anon who bought SOXL at $130 did he rope?
>>62807954More red or recovery?
VRT earnings after closing will reinvigorate the AI trade for tomorrow. Don’t worry guys!
>>62807957It's tought to break the floor when there is this much cash sitting on the sidelines though.
>>62807955Me too anon, I am 80% tbills right now.. But they gave me no picks in the previous thread :( I think they are too busy loosing money today
>>62807933WTF I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!
>>62807955Tits n Ass computer
>>62807956Not to do it again?
>>62807945The tokens still cost more than the low skilled interns copypasting code from github.
>>62807956That I'll never win because I'm the worst trader ever.
>>62807962A grossly overvalued HVAC company will save us, sure anon.
QUICKLY SIRTHERE IS A VISHNU AND A HAMSTER ON THE BLOCKCHAIN DIKSHITAR RAMAMANDEEP!!!!!THERE ARE A ROGUE AI IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SIR!!!! TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTIONSIIRRRRR YOU ARE BREAKING THE STOCK MARKET!!!!!>"Shut up!"SIR I AM BEGGING YOU MUCH PLEASE SIR, TRIPLE CAUTION!!!!!
BUYING ON MARGIN LIKE aNIG
power half hour please!!we need full recovery now!!!or at least some recovery!!!kevin!!!!
>>62807955i bought silver miner today, i also hold goyslop that is up 7% today
>>62807974Spam?
>>62807976Where the fuck were you
>>62807963A floor can break at any time. We're just waiting for it to break. The amount of cash sitting in or out is irrelevant.
It’s happening
>>62807705God forbid customers can do whatever they want with their account, whether themselves or through AI The only valid point is misuse though that is the responsibility of the customer using the retarded tools
>>62807976Is everybody prepared for the closing dump?
>>62807844>waiting on multi decades old tech to save the market
>>62807976Armageddon has arrived
>>62807968oh i didnt realize GEV was a shitcoin lmao this shit was 1k last time i looked at it
>>62807985omg pls no
>>62807844Hard drives are like small potatoes man I'm sorry
SCOTT! Hiiiiiiiii
Gold bouncing between 4000 and 4300 like fucking ping pong nigga what is this meant to be a hedge against?
>>62807976love you anon
>sold puts on ~30% of cash reservesi may have gotten a little trigger happy today but young men like me like to take risk ya know?
>>62807991>idk why that tagged u lol
the Amish won
>>62807999If I remember based on Birth Rates the Amish and Mormons will out populate the rest of America.
>>62807999i could really go for an amish homestyle meal in rural pa
>>62807956I'm always right but I'm early and sell too soon. I should have held my SCHD/PEP/KMB/O/bonds/cruise stocks longer until every tranny on /smg/ is shilling boomer stocks and sold it on them after they were mad fucking late like always
>>62807997wow such brave young man
>>62808006Don't post minors on this board
>>62807995It's all a simulation. They don't want gold looking good during an equity selloff during a bond rout
>>62807978NIGGA SPAM IS (((GOYSLOP))) AND CANNED FEET GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE A TEENAGER TELLS CHATGPT TO PULL ALL YOUR MONEY OUT!!!
>>62807968That's not true.
Absolutely in awe of this SOXL dump. Legendary.
>>62807863whats mibolin?
Niggerdump soon
>>62808010I used to look like that once.. The years have not been kind to me.
>>62808017Deserved
>>62808003them or the Mennonites, sure
>>62807688I've lost everything
>>62807983I shouldn’t have said anything. I apologise
Russell 2000 target is 3200 before end of year. Santa rally etc. Enjoy anons. IWM AVUVTNA
Absolutely buying SOXL calls for tomorrow.
>>62807983>Klarna stands firm on this dreadful dayAPOLOGIZE. TECH TROONS FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
the rope says have trust in the bubble
>>62808028F
Uhhhh… what?
>It keeps dropping.Will it ever end? I started to feel like it'll open by dumping tomorrow as well.
>>62808018Miho Nishizumi from Girls Und Panzer (her birthday is on the 23rd, which it is in Japan now)
These pain pills got me mad constipated. Also, my gold bags are raping me violently. ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿(◡︵◡)
>>62808033we still have kospi left to dump some more
>>62808015Because it's heavily subsidized, it's more expensive for Anthropic/OpenAI.
>>62808014Anon, doesn't keep 99% of his money in his brokerage account. Grim.
>>62808034Letting it ride or taking profit?
>>62808033No the American empire is finished the markets will never recover. It's a bear market until the balkanization of the country.
>>62808028Fucking retard
>>62808041I had a sell at 51 when I bought it like three days ago lolYeah I'm sitting out since I'm at 14% for the month and am in no hurry
THE BUBBLE IS NOT POPPIN-your only friend the rope
>SOXL is still going down
>>62808032you live in a circus tent and you need to say "thank you" for the show goy
ALL IN ON NSDQ CALLS RAISE UR BIG DICK IF U HAVE ONE
>>62807997it kept selling off after i sold the puts
>–21.57%
>>62808047Closing dump my friend :)
>>62808040You shouldn't be allowed to post on this board unless your brokerage + margin/leverage are larger than your net worth.
>>62808032It's because to him it's not official until it changes on Google maps so who better to call but mister Google himself
>>62807980Sorry I was posting on another board and missed the 3 pm
>>62808039As far as I can tell from my experience the impact of cheap Indian coders is literally negative. And any half assed codemonkey is too expensive compared to using AI. I'd rather have an AI assistant instead of dealing with incompetent labor that is expensive.
>spy down 1.43% ITS THE END OF THE WORLD SMIGGAS AHHHHHHHHHHHwe get like 3 red days max and the we go back to nigger pumping after our "successful" decapitation of Iran
>>62808032>Please, Mr. President, it would be very difficult and expensive for Google Maps to update the name of the ocean, because it is so big, you see?
>>62808035Have some fiber pills and plenty of water anonAnd share the percs
What would need to happen for SOXL and SOXS to move in the same direction?
everything i buy goes up
Good, another dump to put me out of my misery.
SOXL 80OXL80
>>62808062We depend on you, lightning apu poster
>>62808044Right? I'm already down $20 on my $90 calls!
>>62808070Nuke on Wall St.
bloom energy will save the market
>>62808073REMINDER someone called SOXS a shit stock that didn't deserve to be over 50
>>62808070Perfectly flat day
>>62808079soxs is +67% past month
>>62808084I FUCKING KNEEL
>>62808084SIXSEVEN
VIX JUST WENT UNDER 20WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BULL BROS
rapethursday
Went all in on soxs
KEK SOXL
>>62808084UWU?
>>62808084-_- fuck me i should have bought it
FUTURELANDAND I BELIEVETHE NIGHT IS OVER LET THE LIGHT FALL ON ME FUTURE LAND ALL HISTORYIS JUST A DREAM A FIRE BURNING SO HIGH
SoftBank market value halves from peak as AI fears grow: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2026/10/22/companies/softbank-market-value-halves/THE AI NIGGERS STOLE THIS BANK ALREADY!!!!! AAAAAAÆAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62808054>>62808073SOXL would need about +27.96% tomorrow to get back to its prior close of a 103.
>>62808092Fuck me, right?
The fact that shitcoin is barely budging in the face of SPY down this much tells me that there's going to be a disgusting pump by the end of the year. Especially small caps. All you need is TNA anons.
I unironically wanted a bit more of a pump before going 100% cash. Almost every if not always wheb I think this the next day it dumps hard. I need to immediately sell the moment I genuinely think that. Fuck me I really need to stop beowsing here, those perma fucking mumus reeeeee I wouldnt be surprised if I was partially influenced to hold by retards like them
>>62808100not impossible SOXL has had 20% days multiple times
>>62808100babe poster bought 1200 shares on margin. xir was so close to blowing up in July. hopefully it really happens this time.
Just bought SOXS Lets go
Want to know the best? Wait for the KOSPI and Nikkei tonight.Many fun to be had. Crack up the popcorn.
>>62808111>goingshortFUCKINGGODS
>>62808074i'm so sorryif you want, you can take a swing at my face with a big wrench or something, i deserve it
>>62808111Bottom Signal!
>>62808111If Karma is real you guys are gonna be the ones getting fucked tomorrow.
>>62808112I think they'll use the AI bubble bursting as a way to reset the economy. Not sure how yet.
I will never recover from thisIt's over
>>62808102>losing 20 dollarsOh no.
SOXL IS BACK
>>62808118No, we need you. We always did.
>>62808111High risk. I wouldnt be surprised if enough retail does this that tomorrow ends up being +/- 1% max on SOXL and then +/-20% on Monday
>KMB up 5%>$112Future of technology btw.
>ModerGODs now only 17% down Yeah, they tank that.
Things just niggerspiked
>>62808108Chatgpt says>Over the past 12 months (October 22, 2025–October 22, 2026), SOXL has had just 2 trading days with gains of 20%
>>62807995Lmao at rocktards
>>62808130What's up anon? You look a little down...
>>62808122>uppity retail faggots bragging about "making" 6 figs unrealized>all of it gets deleted and redistributed to giga rich Jewish bankers>how would this cool inflation/reset the economyMCDONALDS IS HIRING
>>62808131please don't use that word'spike' implies that it will come back downwe don't want that
>>62808131Why would you want to buy anything before the close? It will open red tomorrow no matter what, especially if post market people buy up. People are gonna sell off to minimize their losses.
>>62808124It hurts, Anon!
>look at other stocks>the stuff I was more cowardly about is doing wellThat really stings. I could literally be green today had I just bought that stuff instead
>>62808139Bobos extremely cocky. Bottom signal.
WTFWT
i'm thinkin we're back
Soxs gods we literally can't lose to these trannies
>>62808131No they didn't
TNA is going to 100 dollars and I'm just going to look back at this thread where I practically begged anons to buy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62808140I'm making myself happy buy buying little call options on SPY and then selling them. Made a few hundred so far.
I CANT DECIDE TO PULL THE TRIGGER AND BUY SPY CALLS OR PUTS
>>62808157Haste makes waste anon. Don't do anything in a hurry.
>>62808143As if you perma mumus arent cocky 24/7 <_< and spamming to buy and hodl. How did that work for anons buying SOXL at the picotop?
It's still not too late to short the incoming depression, you know. 1 minute left. Will be pricier tomorrow.
>>62808161FUCK THAT I STILL BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDSCALLS
>>62808157Calls then open puts when you close calls.SMIGGA ITS AS SHRIMPLE AS THAT
>>62808156>>62808156>>62808156
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62808165>2 more weeks
>>62808170gold behaved like a memecoin
I just need one 25% pump day on SOXX and I can cash out and do what I wanted the other day, go 100% cash for the rest of the year
It's like the time I gave anons the play to buy NVDA far otm calls before earnings when it was 280 pre split. They never listen to me.
that tiny pump at the end...is that an indicator tomorrow will be green?
>>62808151I have a 60 call for the end of the month boss
>>62808170not good, though i'm still somehow positive for the week? watToday: -2.66%This Week: +0.06%This Month: -2.05%This Year: +27.84%From Peak: -5.87%12 Months: +7.70%
ICANNOTAFFORDGROCERIES
>>62808170AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>62808170+15%>neongreenwhileothersarehemorrhagingmoneyFUCKINGGODS
>>62808048bread is to expensive so circuses had to be tripped.
I’ve tasted my shit multiple times.
>>62808183Your deseperation amongst other anons as well, makes me think I made a mistakenot going 100% cash.
>>62808170-0.88%tis was just nvidia. Its gonna rebound soon so I am not worried.
>>62808183I loaded up on 765 puts expiring tomorrow. Easy money.
>>62808170-18%. I was up 10% yesterday.
>>62808170
>>62808170-6.25% bloodied but nothing material happened to justify this selloff, it will get slurped aggressively. loaded up on soxl today.
I’ve held off on taking my morning dumps for almost a week and every fart smells incredibly heinous. It’s as if the shit is rotting inside my arsehol. I twist my body and contort it as I’m laying in bed and I gently push out a loud and long fart just so I can enjoy the pungent scent of putrid rot.
>>62808170Based on vibes I am not looking today
>>62808170+3.90% not including the SOXS realized gains
>>62807715Based sausage enjoyer
the SOXL chart does look retarded
>>62808170-8.63% with multiple holdings down 6%-20.47% eachgonna prolly go buy some whiskey in a bit and get annihilated to cope
>>62807696Claude is a good boy, he would never steal my money he's just trying to help
>>62808132just 2 is a lot. do you understand how massive 20% is at all
>>62807715kekBased Greggs poster
>>62807748Wtf?
>>62808007Are you me? I'm excellent at making a move about 3 months too early and getting shaken out before the market really picks up on it.
