Funtown Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62806552
Post brown women so we stop nosediving
Black girl i dated ghosted me bros...
where is the bottom
Last thread before rebound.
>>62807055
>>62807087>No assYep SOXL fags are ruined
Go ahead anon, slurp the dippy.
>>62807068Subbed
No V for you today, mumu.
DUMP RESUMED
>>62807094Perfect for nap time
>>62807081LolI should rewatch the hearing on the GME shitshow if it’s still available on youtube
>>62807094I would unironically buy this.
I wisely went all in on 6fags stock FUN and am now destitute.
WHY LINE GO DOWNWHAT THE FUCK
I can’t watch this, I might just goon for the rest of the day
SPYI and Chill
>>62807086It's over
>David Soxl just admitted into hospitalUhhhh guys?
>>62807081he is going to sell the same bags back to the same people on the same narrative again.goldfish brain>oh wow it was just (insert some random fund) blowing up>AI trade is totally healthy guys buy the fucking pico top again you retarded faggots
>>62807106Same.
>>62807098I have unironically held a stock to literal zero and then it disappeared. The company went bankrupt and creditors took it all
Which hedge fund got rekt today?
nobody seems to realise the market is about to crash
Which /jobs/ are we applying to?
>>62807117No singing pink wojak?
rapetoberIm underwater on gold. What a faggot
If you had a company in the stock market what would be your symbol, smiggers?
>>62807121Bottom signal
>>62807084>Sallie Mae today afterhourswouldn't it be funny as fuck if they announced they are totally bankrupt again and need a bailout again. that would be kino
>>62807121Oh yeah? You’re so smart dudeTwo weeks
i have completely erased all of my august and september gains in these last 3 weeks
>>62807084I am 12 years old
Memes aside, yeah this chip slump should've definitely silently killed one of those over-levered AIshitter funds.
>>62807121By how much? Where is the bottom? And most importantly, who's going to survive and rebound the hardest? Those are the most important questions. Is the semiconductor industry really going to rebound if Trump attacks Iran again and in retaliation they fuck up middle eastern oil exports for good? I think not. But what if that doesn't happen? Who stands to gain the most then?
>>62807134The annoying thing is that that stupid faggot Leopold will probably get away with it
>>62807132They know what they're doingAnd it's hilarious
This is a bear market.You think it's green, you think at worst a crab.Bookmark this post, this is as bad as it gets from now on.
Anthropic IPO will either mildly help the long-term rally or hurl the entire world's economy into another Great Depression.
>>62807129Absolute cinema.
>>62807087giorgia meloni has a only fans?
>>62807133it's over
I just woke up and checked my portfolio and there seems to be a bug with my meta shares. They are down way too much in one single trading day than what should be reasonable. The fuck did Zuck do in yesterday's earnings call?
My MRNA short doin a lil sumn sumn
Give it to me straight bros. Is war going to escalate? Israel's election is next week so I think it will.
>>62807157You just cannot fathom how over it is
im down 400 bucks but it'll go back up
>>62807157OMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>62807155Increased capex + stock split.
brosare we gonna bounce back by the end of the month?
>>62807138Get away with what? Losing money? Lmao
>Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accountscyber polygon is happening
Is VOO die?
>>62807170Depends on whether if Anthropic intentionally leaks another cooked-up ARR number.
>>62807157>Give it to me straight bros
is it too late to go all in on SOXS?
>>62807157I am so tired of inbred desert tribes, just nuke everything between Morocco and Myanmar
ITS HAPPENING
>>62807148imagine giving Jews that look like this trillions of dollars. just imagine how fucking dumb that shit is>oh no our robots accidentally hacked the internet we demand more shekels
>>62807190Not at all, I just did
>>62807171Yeah, losing tens of billions of other people's capital through grossly negligent risk management. Normally people go to jail for shit like that, but not in silicon valley.
you just had to go make fun of the presidentoh he'll TACO this time oh he's too fat the fuck schlomo gon doWELL ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Why did we just dump?
>-1.4% SPYHoly fuck
Why is MRNA down almost 25%?
so were all stuck waiting to see if bibis strongest soldier starts bombing Iran again?
Bernstein private bearish note on coreweave leaked
>>62807196You don’t go to jail for losing a ton of money. You go to jail for fraud retard. And anyone investing with this guy knew what they were doing.
>>62807157So far, Professor Jiang's predictions have turned out all true. There is only one left. Troops on the ground. And you wanna bet against that man? I' sorry, but yeah, it's gonna happen.
>>62807190I just sold my NBIS to full port SOXS
>>62807155he said he is diluting massive fucking debt bags on goyim for shit that makes no money and you better slurp it up janny
>>62807157Yes. There was never any doubt about it. I think they're gonna implement the Great Reset™ soon. Not sure why else they'd fuck everything up so hard? Bond markets are fucked. Stock market is fucked. Real estate is fucked. Futures are fucked. Daily life is... well, that's somehow still manageable. Question is for how long. I expect France to implode, dragging the EU with them, if they don't get their shit together.
>>62807201Rumors on cancer trials and some retarded gambling YouTuber
1100 soxl...
>>62807201because they make literal poison, and there's probably going to be a report coming out on the coof injections I remain a pure blood, however
>>62807201sunscreen is more effective than their trial drug
>>62807203>((credit people))
>>62807121S&P down by about 1.25%.. Oh shit a crash is coming sell everything righr fucking now ahhhhh
>>62807213It’s a good price right now double down! 2200 soxl!
>>62807206I've seen his name around here and /pol/I know he predicted the war before it happened and even developed a philosophical theory on why ethnic Jews are the way they are. Might start watching his videos.
>>62807218Almost 1.5% and .5 of that was since 12:30.
KEVIN WHAT THE FUCKTHANK YOU
>>62807206seems like itll be a slaughter considering dronesespecially with no foothold to attack from unless they rope in pakistan
>>62807220SOXL to the moooooon
>>62807201the question is why did lieing about curing cancer pump the stock 300%
Nuh-uh. Not lookin'.
>>62807220that would put me in danger... at lower prices i might go that high though.
im scared, i made a single trade in 2 weeks
>>62807222What fucking index are you looking at?
>>62807224I don't think US people are ready to start seeing thousands of thousands of coffins full of young men. What will be their reaction? We'll see.
>>62807229>he already sees the red margin line on his account and shit could drop another 50%donating it all back to the casino is the grimmest shit ever
>>62806257how the fuck is this stock doing so well today?i mean it's a canadian stockcanadian stocks do shit in general innit?
Oh, brother.
>>62807234My cock has never been more readyI hope they implement the draft
>>62807234As long as it keeps the market up they will be ok with it. Actually if the market goes down they will beg for it
Lose 761 its over
bruh wtf is going on
is it strange that the dollar and yields are both cratering but stocks are going down? i always assumed they were inverse of each other-noob
Di aidriven cyber attack use one kind smart, many-way brain system to start self-run gbege wey dey spread for all di connected digital systems dem. By join adversarial machine learning, polymorphic payload obfuscation, and realtime anomaly suppression, di system waka pass normal perimeter defense dem, dey change im attack surface on top di go.
>>62807232The bottom at 7646 at 12:50, down 1.4%+ from yesterday's close, down 0.44% from 7680 at 12:25.
>>62807241im not interested in seeing a bunch of dead young men dying for a shitty cause even if they are competition for bitches
>>62807246Everything is going down as a result of each other.Stocks went down due to oil and Iran stuff so the yields went down. The Jews still bought bonds instead of gold so PMs went down. The only thing that hasnt gone down is oil.
>>62807245orange man could choose prosperity for the United States or slurping Jew cock and you already know that cock is getting glazed even if we have to go into a depression for it
>>62807251Okay faggot. Soft men like you ruined everything
>>62807251>Dead Muslims is a shitty causeGo pray the rosary you dumb luddite
>>62807246>things are opposite I thought they were inversethey are... they are selling stocks and buying bonds
>>62807125PM market is giving me 2017 crypto market vibes. Hold for a year or 2 and it will be all good.
Bubble trouble
>>62807254You know that's what he's most proud of.
>>62807255>>62807257fight your own battles jewniggers
Time to buy back.
>>62807125October is always the month of Rape. Financial destitution, loss of loved one, significant other leaves you ET CETERA! Rape will continue until males can get pregnant from all the rape.
>>62807255Starting a pointless war with Iran over non-existent nuclear weapons and losing our positions in the Gulf AND control of Hormuz because Kikes can't see past the end of their nose is what ruined everything.
>>62807249Okay Mr technical analyst. No need to flex.
i dont like this negative attitude in here. it didnt even fell much. you must hold it until its worth a few pennies
>>62807157net and yahoo is going to jail for the rest of his life if it doesn't. so I think it's a safe bet that it will.
>QQQM right back to the 290 resistance I've talked about for monthsTA is real
Okay three shakeouts is enough let's go up now.
>>62807265
I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.Who is laughing now?
>>62807230Why? Just watch KOSPI. That's your cheat sheet.>it's redCheck oil.>above $110Check news about middle-east.>shit got blown upExpect semis to go down. Look up defensives like P&G & LLY to see if you can gain something for the day.>it's greenLook up if there's news about peace talks and shit.>check if oil is below $110Look up if defensives are falling in overnight/pre-market and semis on the rise.>expect a V or fake V, don't buy in the first ~15-30 minutes after it goes liveThere will be some profit taking if numbers went up overnight. Buy the dip, expect thin margins unless exceptionally good news breaks. Don't hold bags overnight. Shit's fucked and can't be trusted long term. Schizos are running the show.
>>62807157Absolutely lmao why do you think it hasnt already? Because they got bored? Netanyahu has to deal with his own corruption cases and Trump needs to fight as hard as he can to keep control of the Senate. The war will escalate but not until after the midterms, then we're in for Bibi's Wild Ride likely involving ground war
>>62807281unfortunate trvke
>>62807273>2024they have been talking about Iran making nuclear weapons for the last 30+ years. I remember spooky Iran nuke stories by people named Cohen on the TV since the early 2000s.
Blumpf right now
Ya I bought Netflix yesterday I’m pretty much a god trader.
>>62807286
>>62807281how well do you think this will hold up in the coming months?
Thinking about slurping some LRCX, seems like an overreaction today
Schwab tells me I don't have enough buying power, miss the rebound on moderna and ended up buying at the top
>>62807292considering we still have miggers 100%
>>62807290Israel has three-stage thermonuclear weapons?
I cannot survive a 10% drawdown.
Gentle reminder that AVUV is green today. It's not too late to rotate into small caps before Russell 2000 goes to new all time highs by end of year.
>>62807297Those are literally israelis hiding behind a VPN.
VALE has a forward p/e of 7 and a 7% div yield right now. I bought the Brazil dip
You cannot build wealth by thinking like a goy.
>>62807298It's a big Wile E Coyote type bomb.
>>62807292The US citizens that have the guns support Israel
need a megapump tomorrow or i am literally ngmi
>Japanese not using the opportunity to strengthen their currencyniggerish people, financially speaking
I've been slurping metals since May and keep getting my shit pushed in and I want to slurp here.
>>62807303Ty just went all in
>GOOGL>INTC>MU>NVDA>ASTS
Black pussy unironically changed my life. I don't know what to think anymore.
>>62807317much dishonour, they may as well soduku themselves
>>62807318Same. We only got one fucking pump in late August and then we got fucked non stop since then
>JUST IN: Qatar signs a historic deal to import 4 million tons of American LNG annually through 2054.>qatar was exporting 81 million tons before the war and production is down 96%30 YEAR BEAR MARKET INCOMING SELL NOW AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62807320next divvy is in December. its the largest producer of iron ore on earth. its not going anywhere
Is it too late to get into oil?
V incomingGreen dildosBears seething
Do I keep buying?
>>62807330Insanely cucked. The US is the reason that production went down in the first place.
>>62807328That August pump was a teaser for the Big Print™
WDC is gonna dump no matter how good the earnings turn out, isn't it?
>>62807331Oh it's not oil? Nvm then just went all out ty
>>62807318>>62807328You were supposed to buy in July and now.
fuck this bro im gonna start vibecoding mtx slop on roblox instead and scam kids
Bought 1 share of soxl
>>62807330i dont know why yanks arent more angry so much of their energy is being sold off to other countries instead of used domestically
>>62807340not with these digits
>>62807342I'm kinda just kidding. It's the only thing that makes me feel safe now and I ain't speculating on it
>>62807237I have no clue what's going on today, but I'm not complaining
>>62807347we have more natural gas than we know what to do with. literally more than anyone else on earth. our LNG prices go negative sometimes.
>>62807347Umm that would hurt the billion dollar corporations sweety
SPCX stock is flying today
remember when shits going way down your friend the rope is always there for you
Holy shit I wasn't looking all day and now I wish it stayed that way
>Nasdaq down 2.5%>Dow jones greenlol
>>62807358it was a poop and scoop all along. space niggers got all uppity about it and bought the pictop lmao.
>all of adobe's shit gets pirated>stock goes up 6%It's like even when you think you've got a sure thing the universe conspires to find that 1% probability outcome where you lose.
Moderna what the fuck happened to you
This obese fucker promised no wars and then immediately ran to crash the world economy with trade wars and an actual forever war in the middle east, Republicans are so cucked
>>62807367You have no idea what this photo does for me...
>>62807333>*dumps even harder*
>>62807352Very unlikely long term to have losses so keep on trucking. I like my comfort rocks too. Just buy and sit on them.
>>62807347We don't have a natural gas shortage.
The stock market is for the middle class
this is UNIRONICALLY the big one
>>62807368I warned you the AI clones were a meme and you didn't listen.
>Market reeling as wallstreet insiders say AI crash is imminentYall really done did boughted this snake-oil . .kekkles
>>62807157Yes. next week. Monday even. 26 is a full moon>>62807276No he isn't. if he can even resign now and he won't go to jail.
>>62807379Yeah how could you with all those latinas.
>>62807372It has been a black pill. Like God only knows what powers hide in the shadows. We are just cattle/goyim. And Trump was simply a rich goy. He literally had to whore his daughter out.
I am the Nvidia baggie with a pile of cash, if anybody remembers me. I am looking to buy stuff but I don't know if today is just a temporary pullback or if we are about to enter a genuine bare market.. I was looking at ASML but the evaluation is still too high for me to consider it. I am not touching the big stocks maybe except for Amazon if it goes down enough.. I was also looking at Lam research. Thoughts bros?
>>62807364>SCHD tanks 11% at the same time QQQ hits ATH>now SCHD pumps 11% the same time QQQ dumps 11%musical chairs just like in June/July. Kikes just rotate back and forth and tell retail to hold with leverage. we have crabbed for 6+ months of just rotation back and forth while goyim are told to hold leveraged bags that decay and pay 1% management fees to lose half your money.
>>62807378Thank you sir or madam.
>>62807381
So when US is starting a civil war in 2 weeks what stock should I buy?
>>62807068LikeSubscribeThere, I liked and subscribed to your thread.
>>62807387they are called shabbos goyim or useful idiots. Jews have used these terms for decades to describe immoral goys that will betray their own people for shekels
>>62807381EL GRANDE UNOhttps://youtu.be/AcfMZ7UlQrI
love you with all my heart babe, and i want you to be hopeful. i know that love is still there, i know you can change, i know we can be happy together someday. i want to comfort you when you're scared, soothe you and hold you, watch all that negativity wash away. i still have hope for us.
>>62807382I've been so fucking preoccupied with all kinds of shit going like 100 different directions at once, I just missed the warning. Thanks for trying boss.
>>62807395I keep thinking this is a photo of Sopranos cast members from the thumbnail.
Buddy look at Nike computer.
Futures will be neon green
Some of you guys are alright
fuck you bitch basterd babe
>>62807381PLS GOD NO.I just need one last pump please let me exit my positions i swear i wont get greedy.Maybe. Pinky promise. Just one last before the big one and then we can enter a 10 year bear market. But i really need this one to exit.Cmom obe last pump before everything explodes and goverments start defaulting.
>>62807381how much for it to be a big one?
>heeming money on a random Thursday
You saw Tim Apple himself slurping the dip on Nike and you didn't buy anon.
>>62807405proof??
>>62807401Is your eyesight alright anon? Which ones do you see in the thumbnail?
Spx 15m made a middle finger
Is this all just rotate fuckery? Pre-war pulling out?What the shit
>>62807412
oh boy. >U.S. is carrying out a "large-scale evacuation" of family members of American diplomats in Middle Eastern countries: reports
theres only one tru fren in life its the rope that never lets you down
>>62807419Lmao
>>62807414I'm just retarded.
This move in bonds is way overdone. Gas will be $5 after midterms Let’s see “demand destruction” when dem sweep congress tries to pass stimmy
Holy Fuck Moderna i just checked wtf happened.Also Fuck Coreweave that piece of shit is killing my IREN.Is it starting?
Lot of panicans in here
>>62807420Wouldn't even mind losing money if there was an actual reason other than getting bull trapped by conniving jews.
>>62807388>Lam researchHadn't heard of them before, I appreciate the new heading.
>>62807420old news. that was from yesterday. the fact that they are running it right now and putting fucking bill ackman on TV has be convinced this is all fake and gay
ok it's getting worse now
Up like 4k today thanks to O. You're a retard if you didn't slurp this shit at 53.5
>>62807433God damn it.. I got no advice but gave another anon my good stock pick.. Ngmi
>>62807440My big gainers today are TECS and LMT.
>>62807426The old school money managers flee from equities to bonds and then in a quarter's time will realize they're holding bonds when there's a growing socialist tide getting voted in and then they will have to rotate to some other safety
>KO silently almost ATH
1200 soxl now
If you're not buying SOXL rn you're ngmi
My BRKB doing a lil sumthn
>>62807086Wasn't she a co worker?
>$111 KMBOooh lawdy she still pumpin
SOXL is dying, SOXL is dying and you're laughing.
Ngmi
whats the reason for the crash saaars? i dont follow news anymore
>>62807466Typical Thursday Sale. Nothing new tbqh.
*pop*
Going where ever you want is great but finding out where you belong might work too.
>SCHD 30% 1Y
>>62807466War scare, meta dropping and smth. I slurped it today and I hope won't regret it tomorrow.
>>62807429Down 100k right now. This bond rotation hurts!
>>62807469Did you really come up with something that deep on your own
>>62807470Hold on let me post this in /v/ again
>>62807470>SCHD not available in europeunironically makes me hate the eu more than anything else
I'm seeing someone on coinbase unloading tons of BTC in the past hour. Someone is desperate to unload those increasingly heavy bags.
Today's market is such a bitch.
>>62807388Got ignored..
>>62807471I’ve been slurping steadily since qqq dropped -5% the top. I’ll continue to slurp but I’ve already depleted more than half of my slurp stash
>BMBL going privateThe business model requires women to make a decision.
>>62807482Is that Captain Picard?
it really has gone spectacularly wrong for Trump hasnt it holy fuck
>>62807477>The EU
bottom please?
iq, are you in here, buddy?
>>62807473I told tech niggers to hedge with bonds when they were at a 52 week low. I tried to explain the thesis to them. they just told me I'm retarded. they are the retards
>>62807470I remember how much the vile midwits in these threads used to mock the SCHD guy way back in the day. The crowd is always wrong.
>>62807332Anon, more oil is flowing out of the gulf than before the war. We know this is true because it was posted by Trump, who cited WSJ, which cited Kpler, a company which admitted it adjusted its methodology to get results to match US government claims based on the assumption that those claims are true.
>>62807486isn't the business model keeping men in a subscription loop? MGTOW can't scale
>>62807500Uh hot?
>>62807495It's like that smug smigger who was scoffing at someone for buying a stock at its all time low instead of the stock that just peak. Buy the top, sell the bottom, the /smg/ special
>>62807494Any bond you bought 3 months ago is worth less than when you bought it.Same with 2 months ago.Same with a month ago.The time to buy bonds is when you know there's going to be a deflationary spiral.
>>62807489genuinely the worst president of my lifetime and its not even remotely fucking close.
>>62807494Meh, Im still up 276k this year. You dont do that on bonds, lol. Enjoy your moment, your losing the war and dont even know it. My revenue is your net worth.
>>62807504>Any bond you bought 3 months ago is worth less thanWhat if you buy a 3 month bond?
>>62807388how big is the pile? theres a lot of mathemagic to be done.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PR9TkHUTQ
>>62807504VGLT is up 6% in the last month and paid a divvy and is about to pay a 2nd one in a week. was an easy 8%+ play in a month
why are we so red, why am i bleeding so much why
>>62807505>>62807489>>>/r/eddit
>>62807503It's really amusing seeing it play out over and over. Post that you're buying the crowd favorite and they love you. But suggest anything else and they laugh. But that's how easy it is to make money. They were literally laughing at me when I told them I wanted to buy Nike. kek
i slurped at -1.6% and now its down -2.1%.
>>62807513J_ws
>>62807508my girlfriend makes more than that and she works from home. I don't have a job. you don't know me at all sar
>>62807489You've seen nothing yet lmao
>>62807511>Bond ETFsLmao. It's also only up 0.83% on the 1 month stupid bond baggie.
>>62807489>>62807500>>62807505You lost tranny
>>62807510Its nothing compared to the (supposedly) rich anons here.. Mine is about 30k.. Because of my Canadian TFSA limitations I can only deposit so much but its tax free as long as you don't day trade.
>>62807519I slurped some stocks heavily down around noon, and I'm still down in the red for 2%. A real brutal day.
this is the worst day in the history of the us stock market. its so fucking over
>>62807528>when I shilled it at the 52 week lowah its the weird boomer poster retard. NGMI
>>62807475Certainly not. Noone ever does.
>>62807522Jaws?
ON NO NEWS
Slurpchads, where is the V recovery?
>>62807509taking a nap and i so wish you were here. want to give you a loving touch. trust me babe, i'm trading for our future and its going to be so great.
>>62807543Tomorrow
Any ORBfags here?How did you do today?
>>62807534This isn't even like the fifth worst day for me this year
>>62807535Oh wow that's cool. If you would've bought KMB when I was shilling it at its exact pico bottom you'd be up 15%.No but seriously, enjoy your bond ETF lmao.
>>62807543I still have more slurpin dough, so not yet.
my portfolio is up cuz im mostly in boomer dividend stocks and SGOV
>>62807552I already sold SCHD, PEP, KMB and VGLT. I made like 11% on KMB. like 5-10% on the others. I'm up 7% this month most of it realized
>>62807381You say this every time retard, just buy the fucking dip
>>62807550Didn't he say he's willing to give up 25% of Ukraine for peace
>>62807514>>62807531Literal israeli bots. Extremely bearish.
>>62807533brutal today. im technically down -4.5% in 9 days. fuck. but im still up 21% ytd. so its ok? idk i still feel bad
>>62807513WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN!
>>62807548is that shit even going to work when they bring in 24hr trading
>>62807550like Iran? 5 week excursion btw AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>TFW NOW 8.1% CASH AND MONEYMARKETS
>>62807514>>>/pol/
>>62807572Hey, didn't you know, Iran COLLAPSED last week
Tech stock bros we will recover right?
>>62807572It's a 4-Day Special Combat Operation to De-Islamify Iran™, anon.
>>62807568they never listen. they hate making money. they are allergic to making money. all the know how to do is buy pico tops with leverage. when vix goes up they panic sell shit at a loss and freak the fuck out instead of buying the dip. they only buy green lines/green charts. they only buy tech. they really are goyim.
>>62807576I doubt he ever held poorly timed, highly leveraged positions over historically volatile market days.
>>62807577>aaron ruparHoly cringe
>>62807579Yes.>whenidk lol
>>62807579I could have dumped my WDC at a 1% loss yesterday...
I've seen a whole bunch of military transport planes taking off last couple days
>>62807513just buy and hold anon. my port is always green.
>>62807589Where do you live?
>market dumping so hard that the migger damage control crew got dispatched to /smg/Lmao, it just keeps getting more bearish.
>>62807592New England
>>62807586>>62807587I am only down a little bit. Would I be mad to slurp this dipperino?
bussy is unironically going to bankrupt the US government by naked shorting oil. how do I profit off this
When is it going to end?
WHY ARENT WE DOING THIS?
>it's still going down
>>62807599Short indexes.
>>62807577>unironic "two more weeks"Can't make this shit up.
> Lmao, it just keeps getting more bearish.
>For SOXL to recover to the prior close of a 103. From the current price it would need about a 24.24% gain tomorrow.
>>62807606This. SOXL fags are ruined tomorrow
>>62807608Post nose, moshe. You don't even own any stocks.
>Bulls are getting cucked hard.It's OctoBEAR
>>62807606Should have done that yesterday.
>>62807610Holy kek it's over
>SCHD and O pumping>VT dumpingYep looks like a rotation from TECH into FEAR
SOXLMAO
>>62807610how much to go back to 300
Bake.
>>62807618Not that I care but does anybody know hows crypto doing?
The exuberance of paper trading fake-bears is almost overwhelming. I'm going long tomorrow.
>>62807610>SOXL can't possibly gain 25%I mean, it gained 10% yesterday. It has a habit of multiple 10%+ days in a row, up or down.
You niggas only post when you're losing money lol.
>>62807629Enjoy losing it
guys, don't tell me they sell ropes
>>62807625I think its time to let go anon..
I am winning but it's opposite day
Two C5As just left in 15 minutes
>>62807568You will see The s&p reaches for around 800 for short time
>>62807619It's unironically still early. You can never catch the best entry point, this applies for dips, but it's even more true for shorting which is way more risky. No need to chase after a licorn, it's best to short when there's a clear signal to.Not gonna lie though, the signal is still weak. It's been more than a year since we got a -3% day, probably will close at -2.x% anyway, but the clear signal would be at least a genuine -5% day.
>>62807621Not related to business or finance, enjoy your vacation.
>>62807550the only good thing he did was stop pushing russia and china further together, which was quite the retarded policy imo.that and border control, everything else hes done is room temperature IQ
do I sell adobe now or will they retard pump it since everyone shorted?
>>62807610>SOXL hitting new 6 months lows>SOXX still above July lowsthey could just DCA SOXX if they were "true believers" but instead they delete all of their money being pigs.
>>62807598I'm buying, but I'm also retarded.
>>62807363Hmm I shouldve sold those shares yesterday instead of trying to get a bit more money
>>62807589I'm also looking at birds
>>62807628Bitcoin and eth are down but holding local floors for now. Shitcoins probably getting heemed
>>62807489very unfortunate, literally every outcome is the wrong one. he even handpicked a new fed chair to lower rates and they guy raises them
>>62807638Zamn
>>62807630The thing is, a choppy market is really bad for a daily reset etf. From what I remember, they borrow more when the price is up, to increase their exposure and maintain the 3x leverage and they borrow less when shit goes down, to again maintain their 3x exposure. So a good consitant bull market is good.. Thats your only hope at this point.
>>62807635topkek>business is 'abooming
theres sort of a feeling of freedom when your port is essentially 0, is this what it feels like to be free from the chains of the stock market
>>62807640I'm sure we will. It's just the 3 month outlook. Just expect some turbulence but the plane isn't going down.
So where are all the smug perma mumus who keep celebrating every single green day as if SOXL isnt down so much to begin with?
>>62807638Its all theoretical if you don't realize it anon.. Just never realize it and it will go away :)
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>>62807621>>62807654Automated spambot post.
>>62807651Damn, I hoped they would have been having a similar red day but alas.
>>62807661Yes, until you lie down in bed and think about how much money you just lost.
>>62807650LOL, 3rd big boy leaving now
Iron condor for tomorrow boys in case jewish tricks are afoot?
>>62807668Yeah, its the same bot as on /pol/. I'm not sure the word combo that triggers it but its always in every thread when orange man is being talked about.
Slurpchads...What do I buy?
Just imagine how efficient things will be with AI, you don't even need to pay someone with contextual awareness to call me a panican anymore! AI will do it!
Keep an eye on this story. Major false flag could be imminent of justification for bank/monetary crisis scenario.
>>62807688>>62807688>>62807688AI NIGGER BANK RUN EDITION!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62807602Up is down. Black is white. Truth is a lie.
>>62807687They are preparing some bs disruption story and will blame AI, need to find a reason to bail out insolvent banks again
>>62807687>>62807698cyberpandemicthey are going to bail in this time
>>62807635I'm laughing so hard I strained my abs or some shit holy fuck
>>62807659SOXL has a much higher expense ratio, but more importantly, the math just doesn't work out in its favor without consistent green days. Consider the following situation: SOXX makes the following moves: up 3%, down 2%, up 5%, down 5%, up 7%, down 6%. At the end, SOXX would be up 1.3%SOXL, assuming perfect 3X daily matching and disregarding the management fee, SOXL would be down 0.6%.
>>62807659chop loss from daily reset means SOXL goes down even if SOXX just goes sidewaysits a trap for pigs
>>62807659>Muh daily reset is your only hope>SOXX up 2.1% yesterday>SOXL up 6.1% yesterday>SOXX down 6.6% today>SOXL down 19% todayI dunno, seems like it's 3x SOXX either way.
just brought my rope out of the drawer. do i overreact?
>>62807721>>62807728>>62807731Unironically, lot of smart guys here... Why did you buy SOXL bros if you are smart.
>>62807759A lot of people are over-thinking things and panicking over losses.
>>62807577>"2 more weeks">"27th September"
