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Janny compliant
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62809669
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Yeah and don't do it again
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>>62810606
be a healthy straight male? yeah that's been outlawed here in smigger general for a while
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Coomer thread: DELETED
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>>62810613
Nah. You and I both know foids as OP image is lazy.
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>boughted tqqq
I am a goiym (lesser species)
I will forever be a wageworker
I will never reach self-actualization
I will never have my basic needs met
I will die alone most likely after a long workday
I am thankful to my masters that allowed me to have a roof over my head and let me, a goiym, dca into indexes with partial shares.
A carrot on a stick to chase is better than nothing at all.
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Don't you DARE remind them they aren't women.
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can we still post black women itt?
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>datacenters: 50% of planned buildouts are currently being delayed, stalled, or canceled
>The AI boom is nearly $5 trillion short of paying for itself

lel, they need $trillions of revenues to pay for the debt but can't build data centers. they are doomed.

https://www.techradar.com/pro/how-do-you-know-whats-real-us-utilities-are-making-ai-data-centers-prove-they-exist-before-handing-over-power-connections-as-50-percent-of-planned-buildouts-are-currently-being-delayed-stalled-or-canceled

https://fortune.com/2026/10/21/ai-boom-5-trillion-paying-itself-data-centers/
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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
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>>62810624
You smell like a mumbai back alley.
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>>62810624
There is something funny about the black women posting being fine. I don't have enough coffee in my tummy to analyze that yet.
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>>62810624
sorry we can only post men now
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Dejansition /biz/. Bikiniposting is the light of christ.
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>>62810631
Based international wrestling fan
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>sign up for a job
>3 week wait
>hey anon do this technical task and get back to us eow
>I do it and send it
>another week passes
>hello anon can you do a 1hr interview next week so we can meet and discuss your solution
>do it
>hey anon we want to continue, please solve these 3 online psychological quizzes to see if youre a fit, shouldnt take you more than an hour and a half
>I do them
>hello anon we want to proceed, Ive scheduled a 2 hour interview with a few key people in the company next week

Im going fucking insane
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/smg/ is a blue board but smiggers are red blooded virile men. The sexual frustration is key to keeping a hot aggressive head in NASDAQISTAN, which is crucial to survival.

Smigstro here to say I think we locally bottom today probably QQQ 695 then begin the bounce, could last a week or two, Fed will keep rates still for a month and we bull trap rally which will fade and get sold off hard.

November CPI & PPI will be terrible, we will see new lower lows but that will be the real bottom.

Today I am hitting some QQQ 690 and 695 0DTE puts on open then I will open some 0DTE 715C and more weekly 720C 725C & 730C
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>>62810625
looks like my prediction was right
>18.12.2025
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>>62810633
The very definition of taking the lord's name in vain.
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Is there going to a V today yes or no.
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WDChuds, what's the play?
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only bears allowed during bear market
as god intended
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>>62810635
my job did that to eight candidates all of july and august, finally sent out offer letters in september, the best candidates said the pay was too low, and one accepted but ghosted us, so now we are understaffed going into the fall.
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>>62810643
oil still rising. oil stocks maybe.
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>>62810642
Your mom take my dick vein ;) hehehe
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Ufff I want to slurp RR. GE and some defense so badly, but I think I would be catching a falling knife today, I have to wait
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>>62810625
>50% of planned buildouts are currently being delayed, stalled, or canceled
Would it be anti semetic to point this out as a bad thing?
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>>62810647
its such a fucking humiliation ritual, I feel like that jester gif
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>>62810645
Where dis nigga hair. He no bear
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Can the goycattle stop crying and just let the data centers be built
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>>62810651
Yeah it's all going to fall a bit more.
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>>62810657
Don't worry they're building the biggest stuff in my backyard.
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>>62810657
Only if we get "dividends"
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>>62810657
Even if they are built they won't make any money
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>>62810657
But the goy are running out of money to fund the data centers
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>>62810657
>Goy demand UBI and no work
>Chosen Ones build data centres to power AI & Robots to do just that
>Goy demand data centres shut down due to water or it hums or some dumb shit
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>Brent 115 green backs
It's still over isn't it?
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Uhm guys. Iran announced the Father of all bombs.

> Iran is preparing to unveil a new weapon dubbed the “father of all bombs,” a spokesman for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC)
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>>62810621
Based, just bought SOXL at 83.48
Gonna sell at 86 or so
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>>62810635
you got an interview with a human in 2026 and you're complaining? you are in a better spot than 99% of job hunters
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when are we getting AI powered teeth flossing nanobots. i want to invest in this technology. i hate manual flossing so much
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>>62810676
Feel like I saw an ad about an AI toothbrush or something to do with a toothbrush that learns your teeth
I may be going mad and making this up
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>Softbank at -0.30% today
>Most of the ai-related stocks sit at least +.50% excluding WDC and STX
Well, time to see if the schizo tranime theory holds up.
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>>62810671
>Iran has the father of all bombs
>US has the mother of all bombs
Who's getting the son of all bombs and who's stuck paying alimony
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>>62810671
Imagine what Iran nuclear test right before midterms would do.
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>>62810671
janny got wet the moment he read father
this has dire financial implications
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>>62810679
>AI toothbrush

its just not necessary
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>things take time
I already knew that! I WILL still be frittering and bullshitting all day today mark my words

Ticker: TGIF
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>>62810681
that we crab today then continue dumping monday? that's not theory homeboy
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>>62810686
they already have like bluetooth toothbrushes
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>>62810679
There is this retarded thing.
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What would happen if stocks and bonds start selling vigorously at the same time?
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>>62810693
when u tell ur shopping agent to buy a toothbrush that's what it's gonna order cuz it's "the best"
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>>62810693
That’s it! That’s what I was thinking of, man do Dyson sell anything that’s not massively overpriced
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Doomers gonna doom, today will be a beautiful day with beautiful green skies.
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>>62810694
Cash raise for margin calls/to slurp cheapies.
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>>62810697
Can’t be positive with how badly my rolley is getting raped, scared to even look at the damage these few weeks have caused
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>>62810693
> out of stock
If people have money to buy useless shit like this we can still fall a lot further
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>>62810701
k shaped economy bro get ur money up
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MY MINING COMPANIES
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it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
it's over
>it's over
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>>62810701
Don't know if it's out of stock because they sold everything or if it's out of stock because they had a recall because the stupid tooth brush wasn't water proof. I'm not joking about the recall.
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>>62810704
oh god what worthless bag did u buy this time?
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Yeah dood just let the data centers be built so blackcock can build even better private funds using AI models bigots
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Rolls Royce is approaching slurp territory


That is all.
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Dubs and SOXL closes below 75 today
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>>62810704
bottom sign
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>>62810694
Would flow into commodities or foreign markets instead I think
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>>62810711
blackrock gets all their money from managing things like communist teacher's union pension funds
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>>62810700
I'm not exactly an insider but I work in a sector with AI solutions and I gotta say that the hype is higher than ever and the business is blooming. The fear seems mainly baseless to me.
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>>62810703
Why are you still holding? I sold at the start of October for an average 30% loss and I have to say I'm glad it's over.
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>>62810714
lol i know a trans chick who looks like that except she's black and has a five o'clock shadow
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>>62810716
They are having the pension funds foot the bill for the tech their private funds use
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>>62810719
>a trans chick
Peak delusion
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Loving these oil prices. Imagine if it wasn't being shorted with treasury funds.
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>>62810703
Inflation is bad for gold, high diesel prices are bad for mines, why would you hold? Amazing at no matter how many times you tell people this they won't listen because of their ego
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>>62810715
wheat and lean hogs need all the help it can get at the moment
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Is we gettin a oil pump
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>>62810723
The funny thing about preventing Iran from exporting oil is that now China has to find that supply elsewhere, this by itself will push up oil prices
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>>62810725
>Inflation is bad for gold
wut
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>>62810719
>she
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>>62810731
Near term inflation is bad for gold, gold is good at hedging against currency debasement such as long term inflation, feel free to look it up for yourself
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Who is this Brent
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Norway marches on.
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>>62810625
This is bullish. The dumb mania is over.
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>>62810714
Wow I wanna chew on her bubble gum if you know what I mean
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>>62810730
bingo
A lot of the ups and downs of this crisis have been China's buying behavior
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>>62810625
This is already priced in.
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>>62810737
He's the guy who took your gf from high school to a cooler concert and dicked her down
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>>62810743
So the chinks are to blame for high diesel prices, not Iran or Zeleski?
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>>62810711
Oh who fucking cares.
What, don't tell me you think you have a future?
LOL
You might feel otherwise, but the truth is that there's nothing left to save.

The absolute irony of a goynigger subhuman with plastic encrusted organs, pan resistant ecoli in his filthy colon, surrounded by radioactive "recycled" metal he doesn't even know about, and just a general ignorance to how bleak his life is, to question decisions that could "hurt him in the future"
As if you had a future lmao
Buy the stocks and keep praying you can buy your way to a better life (you can't)
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>>62810718
I have been DCAing for several months into roughly 30 different gold, silver and copper miners. I am down -15% currently

>>62810725
The fundamentals are really good for metals, even bears admit this, it's just a case of the market being irrational as always. Silver is mostly speculative but gold and copper will perform well in the years ahead. We are bottoming right now so it's a good time to load up even more. Diesel prices have increased a lot obviously but the increase in metal prices weighs heavier, and fuel costs are only like 20% or so of mining operations.
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Apple's getting a bit cocky in this market.
Would you short these iToddlers today?
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>>62810749
There's only a supply issue due to the US-Israel War on Iran, the US(and markets) expected Iran to roll over in a matter of weeks, American hubris knows no bounds
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>>62810703
>>62810718
Metals are next season, all we got this season is taco tuesday, AI and oil. Buy and forget for a few months.
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>>62810749
They're to blame as much as every other country in the world is for using diesel. China massively cutting exports in the spring is what stopped oil from going to the moon. The root cause of diesel prices is the US and Israel.
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>>62810750
It's very clear that faggots perceive "the market" as a data driven process, so they don't think technologies that increase their ability to capitalize on this data process doesn't need to be profitable
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>>62810742
no.
PS: I bought SOXL
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>>62810752
I don't disagree about gold and copper long term but you held instead of selling and buying it at a lower price
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>>62810745
not really, if these corps can't repay the creditors, they will have to dilute hard as a last attempt.
meta already announced a split+new kind of stock that will be diluted to keep funding ai.
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>>62810752
Physical bullion requires extra fuel to move around. I could see physical rising 2-5% purely on fuel costs.
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didn't even know there is a 4x SOXL euro etf.
More leverage = Better.
Euro masterrace !
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>>62810754
Absolutely not
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>>62810761
>if these corps can't repay the creditors
I think some people can't comprehend it but there is no turning back from the AI revolution, whatever the cost, it will pay off. Knowing this the big boys will continue throwing money at them.
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coreweave bond at 16% yield! it's spiraling. Coreweave could become the Lheman Brother of ai stocks.
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>>62810760
I am not a swing trader, I just DCA. You can't predict the future and you can only get lucky so many times before you end up on the wrong side of a trade.
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>>62810764
I am a man of reason, so I require reasons to back up such a remark. Sure their little foldable started rolling out, but it's one of very few peeking its head above the water as we speak. The way the market has been moving, this ain't convincing
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now with the chink stocks my portfolio feels almost perfect. Hoping I can use my SOXL gains to get back into PINS for some U.S. diversitfication
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>>62810769
It was an easy prediction given the US-Israel War on Iran
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THEY ARE SELLING
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>>62810767
It's totally contained. Trust me, bro! There won't be a spillover. It won't affect anyone else at all! Buy the dip!
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No more. Please.
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SOXS GODS! ASSSEMMMBBBLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>62810773
Tell more. What did you buy?
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PLEASE NO VIX OVER 20 I'M BEGGING YOU NETANYAHU
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SAY IT WITH ME BOYS

NO NIGGER FRIDAY

>NO NIGGER FRIDAY

NO NIGGER FRIDAY

>NO NIGGER FRIDAY

NO NIGGER FRIDAY

>NO NIGGER FRIDAY

NO NIGGER FRIDAY

>NO NIGGER FRIDAY
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>>62810772
Look at its chart. This isn't a reasonable market. Looking into a business at the level of individual product releases is a logical thing to do but it has less of a bearing on the stock price than it should.
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>>62810778
Imagine if America had just not chimped out. Instead we get fake and gay ride back to the bottom.
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>>62810786
I want to believe anon.
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>>62810693
>camerajeet
they're not even trying to hide it some brownoids in mumbai are paying top rupee to spy on all the oral hygiene obsessed stacys who paid $500 for this shit
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>>62810780
>9988
>9888
>0700
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>>62810786
Vantablack nigger gorilla Friday
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>>62810789
The problem is this extreme volatility is great in concept, but you have to flip a coin every day. All I've learned is to stop doing 1dtes or do an iron condor. But everytime I go with my gut, which doesn't work most of the time
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this shit's going to 0 lol
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>>62810690
Nope, the theory was that these companies dump if Softbank dumps. I said tranime.
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>>62810759
Well SOXL'd my friend
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>>62810797
You will always be a loser xDDd lmfaoxD
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Im up 43% still on one account, but i am taking heavy losses
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>>62810788
This episode has played out many times before, but I agree that the market is too much of a circus to play with. I will observe from afar.
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>Crude oil 101.3
uh bros?
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>>62810803
oh no stepsis is stuck in the washing machine how could I help
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>>62810805
calm down bussy will just print more oil at 10am.
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>>62810801
are you okay? do you need assistance?
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I expect gold to plunge beneath 4k once the flood gates open.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE VIX IS OVER 20 IT'S SO FUCKING OVER WHY DID I PUT EVERYTHING IN LEVERAGED INSTRUMENTS I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS
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>>62810805
T-trump will announce an actual peace deal...

K-k-kevin *sniffles* will surprise cut the rates...
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>>62810803
Me buying a tiny washer so my big booty house negress has to squat even lower to access it
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>Meta down 1% premarket
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>>62810813
all metals will dump because they'll be the first to sell if when actual flight to safety happens
metals only pump when real fear < expected fear and everyone still has more money than they think
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Sister transistor
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ARYAN FRIDAY
GO
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>>62810805
>Brent crude oil prices are more important than WTI crude oil prices as a determinant of U.S. gasoline prices in all four regions studied, including the Midwest.

The price of fuel in the US is dictated by the price of brent, not WTI

https://www.eia.gov/analysis/studies/gasoline/
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>>62810814
normally i'm butthurt that i only have 10% of my holdings in leveraged etfs but weeks like this one make me remind me why i did that
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I just want markets to settle so I can put an irresponsible amount of money into MSIF
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WHAT IN THE NIGGER!?
It was supposed to be GREEN today SMIGGERS.
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did putin just save the global oil market?
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>4 days until israeli elections
>11 days until american midterms
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>>62810831
WHO SAYS IT WON'T
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>>62810832
isnt this like half a day of diesel consumption for the US?
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>>62810832
Thank you Putler
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>>62810832
>Just shy of 300,000 barrels of diesel
US uses up to 4.1 million barrels of diesel a day, Trump also said the US would get 2.25 million barrels of diesel in October, seems unlikely
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>>62810603
I thought at least one line was supposed to go up. So why is my diversified portfolio of DJIA, oil, gold, and silver all blood-red?
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>>62810835
Less than 1/27th
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>>62810832
THE US IS SAVED
HAIL PUTLER
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>>62810839
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>>62810835
No, it's much less, it's only 300,00 barrels, US uses up to 4.1 million barrels of diesel a day
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>>62810832
zelensky could never
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>>62810837
Thanks Obama!
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what is the point of importing a tiny amount of diesel from the russia when there's no shortage of diesel
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>>62810838
why the fuck do you have money in silver and gold
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>>62810838
They're fucking with you.
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やめて!
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>>62810848
>look guys the oil is flowing and we're near a peace deal everywhere, please dont panic and vote my party of niggers out come november
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>>62810774
The war could have paused indefinitely at any time during the past several months, as it has before.
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>>62810842
I mean you have to give it to Putin, offer the US some insignificant amounts of diesel and the US turns on Ukraine, Musk even turned off Starlink and that allowed Russia to bomb Ukraine
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>>62810848
Giving putin money
Pressuring Ukraine
Making Trump feel better
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>>62810848
Every barrel of diesel that goes to America is one barrel of diesel not going to yuropoors
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>>62810848
What's the point of attacking Iran and screwing over the SUPER INTELLIGENCE business? I don't think there is one.
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>>62810853
>BLACKBVLL
jej
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>>62810855
There was no chance the war was going to end as quickly as the US wanted, you just need to not be American and know something about geopolitics to realise this
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Anyone else feel like Jensen is becoming corrupt?
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you are slurping right anon? Tuesday will be the peace deal to end all peace deals until the after midterm invasion.
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>>62810862
Are euros even allowed to buy дизeль?
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>>62810853
DIAMONDS
PUMPING NTR FULL BORE
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>>62810868
Jensen has been corrupt
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>>62810854
Oil is flowing out the strait, as oil slicks on the water because of all the tankers that have exploded

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/uae-says-tanker-oil-spill-affects-beaches-umm-al-quwain-2026-10-23/
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>>62810869
I'm waiting for my money to settle. Hoping for some more red days till then
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Zelenskyy is an evil dictator who kills his own people.
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>>62810868
forcing GPU deliveries is just looking out after shareholders. I wouldn't call it corruption or illegal.
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THE AI NIGGERS ARE BREAKING INTO 4CHAN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

THEY BORROWED ALL THE MONEY AND NOW THEY COMMIN' FOR W.T. SNAX...!?

OMG

OMG

OH BABY A DOUBLE
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bought copper calls too early..
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>>62810671
They are not a serious peoples
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>>62810873
Lmfao
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>>62810868
lately he's everywhere asking people to buy neoclouds bags.
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>>62810877
I don't think any Jews were harmed in the making of that film.
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>>62810848
Trump and his envoys are very easy to dupe and impress under the pretenses of making a deal
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>>62810879
NO! I NEED THIS THREAD TO COPE WITH REALITY!
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>>62810848
I honestly think it's Thrombus' attempt at 4D chess.

>>62810868
Why would he be tempted? He's got all the monies in the world brought to him on a silver platter for them chips.
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>>62810881
wdym
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Janny fags
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BREAKING NEWS:
Richard Soxus owner of SOXS is going to publicly buck break David Soxl owner of SOXL on the trading floor!!!
We are forecasting that bussy busting!
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>>62810879
WTF another vulnerability? Why can't anyone do anything right?
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I apologize to the anon who told me not to buy spy calls. I'll never buy 1dtes again. You were right.
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It's over
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Slurpers? Is today the day?
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anons youre supposed to buy shares when it dips, not leveraged etfs and options
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I will slurp all the gold on this earth
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>>62810865
It's not at all unreasonable to assume that they wouldn't be crazy enough to crash the world economy for this, given they have avoided doing it for decades so far.
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>>62810901
I am buying shares. Of GGLL and SSO
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Is there gonna get a peace deal over the weekend or is Iran getting the MOAB?
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>>62810901
Cant help it, I'm impatient.
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>>62810901
Give me one reason not to buy SOXL today
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>>62810883
The UAE government had to put out a statement because the smell is so strong that citizens can smell it
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>>62810903
careful mercury is poisonous
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>>62810906
From what ive seen, it seems like there is a good chance of an escalation this weekend, but who knows honestly
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they couldn't even find a grimey kike that wasn't directly connected to other grimey kikes? amazing
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>>62810908
Because you could spend the money on a bunch of hookers and cocaine instead.
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>>62810879
oh my god
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DO IT! RING THE BELL! LET ME AT 'EM!
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>>62810904
They've never been attacked like this before, The US and Israel killing their leader who's also a holy figure and most of his family while he's at the Iranian version of the White House with his wife, son, daughter, daughter-in-law, grandchildren is unprecedented
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>>62810913
luxury porn? why am I just now hearing about this
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DON'T OPEN IT (the market)
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>>62810915
THEY ARE GONNA LET THE AI NIGGERS INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

AAAAAAAÆAAAAAAA SOMEBODY STOP THEM!!!!!!!
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>>62810835
>isnt this like half a day of diesel consumption for the US?
Yes, but it's on its way to "New York", New York is smaller than the US.
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Monday will be the day of the rope for slurpers.
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>>62810920

because grimey kikes own the media too
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oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no oh fuck oh no
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>>62810911
More retarded than the "daddy elon will mine gold in space saar" fud. Invest in underwater mining.
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>>62810835
>>62810836
>>62810837
>>62810840
>>62810845
i like when deals get made, simple as
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Are we going to have one more bounce before another massive nigger dump? Or is it going to continue cratering?
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All we can do is pray for an opening nigger pump, mumus. I wish you all luck, unironically.
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Oh look the typical pump after hours but lose it by/around open.
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>>62810930
Gee, I wonder!
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gm smiggers
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Kill yourself SOXL fags
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>>62810934
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
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Good luck frens
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62810935
It is afternoon here in tax free mini bongland but gm smigga, what's your play today? I'm short then long.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62810928
what about....alchemy in space? I require $999 trillion in funding and at least $1Q (quadrillion) valuation
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>>62810832
Good news lads this is actually THREE whole days of diesel usage (for the state of New York)
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>>62810879
You know I'm suspicious that these php vulnerabilities are really AIs trying to take over websites
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>>62810942
BASED
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>>62810941
>tax free mini bongland
guernsey? jersey?
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You can have a strong economy but a weak stock market or a strong stock market and a weak economy. Contrary to doomers, the economy is booming and that's why the stock market is taking a back seat. It's all cyclical though.
T. Flat rate labor wagie currently working at 160% efficiency
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HOW WAS IT UP 5% overnight BUT OPENS RED ON NO NEWS FUCK YOU
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Fucking helk man.
We need one of the wars to end so there is a last rally to exit. This shit is gonna blow soon.
I dont wanna be holding these bags.
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jesus can we not
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>>62810942
AAAHHHHH
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MARKETS OPEN!!!
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>>62810764
Holy moly you were right, that would have been fatal
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Which way /biz/nessman
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Anyone have a read on MPC? It dipped ~9% from the top. Now recovered slightly to ~6.5% down from the top. Surely it continues to go up? Good time to buy more?
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Why are my rocks pumping I was betting on the fakengay economy to make them cheaper
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>>62810752
>39 different mining companies
Really seems like you should be using an ETF rather than individual companies as it seems you're betting on the industries/underlying commodity rather than the companies themselves.
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>>62810957
Pure luck but I am glad it helped you anon!
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What can we now say about biz piling into consumer defensives the last week at the top?
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>>62810948
Yessir, smigstro is a real life tax evader! That shi is theft, just try saying no and see what happens lol

:3
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Reeeeeeeeee.
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>AAPL AI play just keeps winning
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coreweave is going to zero
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>>62810908
stocks, incl leveraged etfs, dont have a memory. just because it was like 300 months ago doesn't mean it has to go anywhere near that.
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>>62810971
LMFAO
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>bloom energy
Don't look!
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>>62810971
Who?
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alright when we are puying 0dte qqqs calls
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>phenomenal earnings on BE yesterday
>it fucking dumps
Heavy kek
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Soxs to the moon
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>>62810975
Jesus Christ Nancy you lied to me!!
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>>62810971
this, and the whole ai bubble is going with it
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ZITRON-SAMA PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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>>62810963
The high number is due to a bunch of lottery picks I have 0.5-1% allocation in each. My top 5 picks are roughly 50% of the poorfolio.
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>>62810977
When bessent pulls out of an auction
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>>62810977
After the next presidential election. Clearly this one wants us to have another crash.
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I WILL make money today
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Apple played this shit so well lol. You don't need to waste all of your money to benefit from the actual advantages of LLMs.
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AAPL now worth more than NVDA
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Why the fuck did RR dump?
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Just went all in SPY 0dte calls
Gonna go get brekkie
Please to do the needful sirs
Do not betray
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>>62810987
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>>62810994
You bought
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I can see a new horizon
Underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flyin'
Higher and higher

Gonna be your man in motion
All I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire
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>>62810971
$7 billions of coreweave debt are convertible notes; they can be turned into shares at any moment by the creditors. at a stock price of $50, that's 140 000 000 shares.
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Soxs 60 EOD
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WTFWT
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OH SHIT BOYS HERE COME DAT V
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>>62810865
I think the problem is the US did not expect an enemy to fight back, especially outside its own borders. I'm fairly sure closing the strait and attacking US assets nearby took them off guard and that's why this has been a clusterfuck.
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next week on /smg/
please look forward to it
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less than a minute until the PMI numbers drop
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>OctoBEAR
>NovemBEAR
>DecemBEAR
Ready or not, here we go.
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>>62811009
I own some of these companies
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>>62811008
If the US had consulted it's more enlightened allies they might have learned that when you kill your enemies they win.
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>>62811008
You're a complete idiot if you think anything caught the US military "off guard" what's happening is precisely what was intended to happen. You people are so clueless
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WD GREEN
WDKEKS WE WEATHERED THE STORM
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>>62811008
There were people in military leadership here who did see all of that coming but they were fired or overruled by trump/hegseth
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>>62810960
I've been following that stock for years, I wouldn't go in until it dips below 20 NOK
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DO SOMETHING ORANGE NIGGER JESJS CHRIST
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>>62810853
good morning beautiful.
>>
Please rebound
Please rebound
Please rebound
Please rebound
Please rebound
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wait hol up
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>>62810899
I wouldn't buy anything until just before midterms. It's going to keep dumping as there's predictions Trump could become (more) unpredictable which will continue spooking the market until they see what he does.
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Give one green day please please please
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>>62811020
No pivot.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Down we go! Weeeeeeee!!!
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>>62811020
Squirm.
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>>62811014
>The US Military is never caught off guard
t. Boomer
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>>62811009
Company I work for has earnings next week and isn't on the list. I think it's over for me bros.
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>MU niggers actually thought cheap Chinese ram and a jeet CEO who keeps dumping on you wouldn't ruin their run

Apologize
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Oof ow ouch
I'm close to giving up yesterday's gains
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>>62811029
We're buying MU if it dips below 600 tho right?
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WDKEKS WE'RE DOOMED
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JEROME
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Soxs sisters
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>>62811026
>it'll be quick, easy even
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Cute pump, but economics say that this is unsustainable. Brent is rushing towards $117.
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FUCK
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>>62811013
>when you kill your enemies they win
This is so true. You got to win the meme war, not the actual war. Like right now no one believes the US can win against Iran. They have effectively won the meme war. Killing Iranians won't change that because you are killing under the replacement rate.
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>>62811040
shut up!!!!!!!!!!!
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A P O L O G I Z E
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>>62811040
Explain to me how it isn't free money to short oil now with a long enough timeframe.
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Get ready for the worst UMich report in history that is going to be bullish
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>>62811010
*SSSIIIIPPP*
hmmm, not much movement, let's try those umich numbers in 5 minutes
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>>62810942
Based
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>nasdaq green
>ITS FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING

I just don't care about kike election fear mongering. simple as. I don't care that Israel put up bomb shelters. I don't care that the embassy is evacuated. I don't care if they bomb tel Aviv.

the "big one" isn't going to happen when every fucking 80 IQ goyim is buying puts because they saw a spooky news.
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>>62811050
>>62811050
>>62811050
HONEY THE AI NIGGERS ARE BACK!!! HIDE THE SILVER!!!
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>>62811045
Ugly faggot.
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>>62811045
I kneel.
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We're so fucking back lads
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>>62811053
You're Mexican? It fell yesterday, and it continues today. Usually there's a rebound. Now there isn't.
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Our best bet is unironically orange nigger giving an ultra taco. I know everyone says no one believes him anymore, that's why I say ultra. Something unreal.
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>>62811063

nasdaq is green xir. I don't know what delayed tranny shit you are looking at
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>>62811069
Not happening, we're attacking Iran after midterms and everyone knows it
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>>62811016
Brudder, I was in the Army in Europe in 2013/2014, sitting on headquarters staff planning meetings and the level of cocky regarding a possible war with Russia because we'd whipped Iraq's ass so easily was beyond being able to be reasoned with.
>Iraq had Soviet tanks and we beat them easily.
Yeah, broken tanks from the 50s and 60s with retarded shitskin crews with no air support or anti-aircraft capability who were eager to surrender and whose shooting consisted of pointing the turret in your general direction and shouting Inshallah as they pulled the trigger.
It took us flying into Lithuania through the Kaliningrad gap and literally a hundred anti-air radars locking on to our helicopter to wake them up months later.
The Army fires anybody who makes the leadership feel bad or stupid.
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>>62811075
After?
What about the blue wave
>>
>>62811069
What part of Israel gets what Israel wants don't you people understand?
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>>62811075
>>62811085
Let me believe.
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>>62811070
Still in the red.

But this is how the game goes.

-4% yesterday day
-1% today
-3% on Monday
-1% on Tuesday
-0.2% on Wednessday
-2% on Thursday
+0.1% on Friday
-5% on Monday
and so on

It all adds upp.
>>
>jews stone walling 761

Either there's a major break out pump or we just fucking crab all day
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>>62811081
Considering how well they are doing against Ukraine i think some amount of cockiness was warranted on their part.
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>>62811149
How well are they doing against Ukraine? When was the last time the front lines shifted and Ukraine got any of the Donbas back?
Tell me you're not one of those retards who bought into the World Conquering Putin propaganda
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>>62811164
Russia is doing poorly. If they can't even take Ukraine they would have zero chance of holding up against the US and Nato.
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>>62811178
They aren't trying to "take Ukraine" you retard. They want a land bridge to Crimea for their Black Sea Fleet, the move towards Kiev was what intelligent military strategists call a FEINT. When was the last time the front lines in Donbas moved?
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>>62811202
Is that right
How is that fleeting doing?
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>>62811045
>be wrong about AI
>win anways because you bribed the president to start an economy destroying war
It's not fair bros
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>>62811204
Answer my question without asking another question, Rabbi.
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>>62811221
No
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>>62811083
Congress never does shit
>>62811098
Anything to suck israel's cock, eh?
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>>62811218
Massive cope lol.
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>>62811202
>backpaddling the post
>we never wanted it anyway
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>>62811385
>Doesn't understand strategic value of land
>Accuses someone who does of Backpedaling
>Believes Jewish Narratives about evil terrorist organizations that aren't Jewish determined to rule the world
Anything to avoid admitting you were fooled.
Ukraine is a big, flat, wide-open, difficult to defend territory that is used as an invasion route, not a prize itself. It's like Belgium in that respect. Nobody invades Belgium because they want Brussels.
>>
>>62810879
Watching this israeli backdoored PoS get it’s exploits blown out one by one by AI kiddies has been wonderful.



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