AI NIGGERS II: PHP NIGGERS FROM OUTTA SPACE Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62810603
First for every Jew is a demon
SOXL fags get the rope
>cheap chinese ramMay I see it?
>>62811050Its over, I think its going to be a bloody October >Everyday is Halloween
apologize
>>62811060-16 % this week :,(
>>62811064>cheapIt never existed, people just hallucinate it from an agreement we weren't a party to.
mmmm, calcium
>>62811067imagine the kickflip wind
Taking the SWEAT pledge and starting my life as a male prozzie milf pusy slave human dildo. It's been real, good luck, anon.
Rock sisters, is the cock and ball torture over?
AAAAAAAAH UMICH BEAT BY 1,7 IT'S 48 WE ARE BACK
Where the Halloween pics?
Again for my unknowledgeable /biz/ fellows, if these go up EVERYTHING goes down. Why didn't you invest in oil since March anons, hmmm? You could have made thousands if no millions. The writings were on the walls.t. someone who missed the boat and is salty af
>>62811084here
TODAY GREEN NSDQ ALL THE TRANNITORS MONEY ON SHORTS INTO MY POCKETSALL. OF. IT
niggas finna be tryin to short oil at this price thinking it has to go down eventually, only to have been raped by backwardation by the time it does go down a year later. if you're going to short oil, do it in the hopes of a TACO that dumps oil then quickly get out, don't hold your shorts.
SCHD chads report in
>6 month lows on a lot of tickers>smg doesn't buy the bottom>they fud itnever change trannies. I'll sell you shit 10% from now when its "safe" to buy it again
>>62811065all earnings seem to be an excuse for shit to go down regardless of whether the results are good so expecting a grim fucking week
>>62811087That's embarrassing, anon
>>62811091SCHD UP FAGGOT
>>62811050Are my calls gonna print today?
>>62811086I thought Bessent was a genius and he would be able to control everything o_O
>>62811095What a cute catgirl(boy). I'd suck her cock.
>>62811087>CRWV shareholders
>>62811064It exists, but it's not available to bought by (retail) consumers because it's mostly state run and hasn't been through the Hong Kong osmosis layer yet. By the time it gets to us it'll not be remotely as juicy.
>>62811084i dont care enough about kevin to update this
>>62811100Bessent is part of the gay club. Another obvious writing on the wall.
>IREN green>MU green>AMD green>NVDA greedsomehow I am saved for the day
>>62811104That's okay.
GET ABSOLUTELY DILATED YOU BEAR TRANNIES
Brent currently sits at $116. That's going to be a problem, isn't it?
>>62811092You lost, tranny.
>>62811109Please post more of your grilfriend
>>62811092I been slurpin. There's a couple other slurp chads at least.
>>62811059Dario Anthropicperfect little angel
>>62811099Kek it's over
Jannie’s suck Sri Lankan cockTrump sucks cockIran sucks Giga nigga cock And black bitches suck my cock
QUICKLY SIRTHERE IS A VISHNU AND A HAMSTER ON THE BLOCKCHAIN DIKSHITAR RAMAMANDEEP!!!!!THERE ARE A ROGUE AI IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SIR!!!! TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTIONSIIRRRRR YOU ARE BREAKING THE STOCK MARKET!!!!!>"Shut up!"SIR I AM BEGGING YOU MUCH PLEASE SIR, TRIPLE CAUTION!!!
Lmao at oil doubters
>>62811111Everything is okay! Quints have spoken! Buybuybuy baby buybuybuy
Either a breakout pump or we crab all day into nigger dump Monday. It's funny to think about, you'd almost fucking believe trump is unironically trying to get Republicans to lose mid terms.
Stop crabbing spx you piece of shit
OILbros getting cocky Might be time for DRIP
>they wouldn't buy puts at ATH>or realize any gains>they wait for VIX to go parabolic and they nasdaq to drop 10%>then at the bottom with the worst IV they buy short dated puts>the premium on them is so gross they need a 5% drop to breakeven>they think the market is going to crash when goyim are getting push alerts on their phone about the sky falling>they will lose money shorting the bottom and then wait for the next pico top to buy back inactual fucking retards here
>>62811084
I have no clue what to buy. Everytime I buy options I lose money. My luck is worse than random chance.
Pumping isn't congruent with reality. How can you pump semis when brent is above $115? We had massive dumps when it went above $110. It's worse now. I don't see a safe haven in semiconductors.
>crabs 20 minutes after open Not only am I financially ruined, I'm financially bored
Question for the high IQ individuals. Why did Trump and Bessent work so hard to not let this happen in the beginning of the war and now they just seem to not give a fuck? What has changed? I rememember the twitts, the truth socials, axios, walter, the meetings, everything. Why don't they give a fuck about our money anymore?
Big boy candles nowLast chance to go cash before Iran war 2.0 restarts this weekend
>>62811141They're shorting the market
>>62811141Classic case of capitluaiton
>>62811141You can only do monetary tricks for so long when there's a lot of actual demand
Honestly though how do you make money on stocks aside from catching falling knives? It's the only thing that works for me. Aside from holding.
>>62811142
>>62811050Lately I developed a pretty solid strategy trading-wise. Every 6 hours I open the app and check prices. If I'm in the red I close it and goon for the next 6 hours. This goes on until I eventually hit green, then I reinvest and there we go again. It's working so far but I have started associating red numbers with that and I am scared to pavlov myself into a "paper losses fetish", has anyone else tried this approach?
>>62811146buy when it touches the bottom line (yesterday) and sell when it hits a new ATH
The trick to the stock market is ridding yourself of the illusion that you will ever be profitable Consider your bags a donation to your supervisors (you are a filthy goiym subhuman)
>>62811127>Trump is a lifelong Democrat>Turns on Obama and the Democrats after Hillary lost>Dems lose control of Congress>Trump does a WWF "I'm running for President" stunt for publicity for his TV show>DNC gets their networks to push him as the real candidate explicitly to pull the actual candidate too far to the right to be electable in the General>Trump accidentally wins the Primary>Trump accidentally wins the Election>Trump acts like a complete Ass his first two years in office, goes back on every major promise>Dems get control of Congress back>Trump sets up his supporters on J6>Trump loses against a coma patient who didn't even campaign>Coma Patient's admin is run by fags, trannies and Jews, fucks it up>Dems lose control of Congress again>Trump runs again, acts like a complete Ass his first two years in office, goes back on every promise>You are HereWhat were we talking about again?
>>62811153This doesn't apply to soxs chads
I have 3 spx 0dte calls. Just go up 30, how hard can it be.
>>62811146I tried catching Nvidia's but turns out it was a whole ass falling Zweihänder so here we are, I am broke as fuck so I don't mind DCAing long term, but it's still a bummer. My idea was technically good but the execution was retarded. Wait a little bit more and do this >>62811150
(FANNY) MAYDAY
I took profits yesterday. Maybe I slurp today.
>>62811148It didn't end well for me
And there goes gold.
>>62811163What is the thing on the right supposed to be?
>>62811159niggervideo is a dogshit chart imo. I dunno why you niggers have to fuck with that. its heavily fudded its p/e is shit and it has more risk than reward imo. whole narrative with them is badjust buy SOXX or some shit if you want to trade semis. you niggers have to giga leverage max everything though and delete your whole poorfolio so I dunno good luck dude
And there goes oil.
>BUGGODS
It's crazy how the reaction is to crab in this environment that's primed for a sharp correction.
>>62811168That's your guardian angel don't worry about it
>>62811173Yup. Spy 730 eod
My rocks, they are heavy
And there goes my portAnd there goes the neighbourhoodAnd there goes but for the grace of god goes I
>>62811173they are just giving retail a few hours to panic sell the bottom and buy overpriced puts before they retard pump on them off a trump TRVTH or some shit
>>62811179Coping man it's all tumbling
>>62811177Checked. One day at a time. First things first. Easy does it. Think think think. Don't take a drink no matter what.
Never doing 1dte again. It's worked out a couple times but more often than not it doesnt.
>>62811163This is much better and more pointed than the clean color version.
Opex holding up the market, monday down.
i'm too old for this shit
>>62811184You're not supposed to hold them overnight
Big oil all time high
>>62811168An Amazon warehouse and a Flock Camera pointed in your window.
damn rocks are taking a hit, gold 3991are boomers mad yet? I remember them bragging about how stock would get pummeled but gold and silver would hit new ATHs kek
>minors
>>62811188Elaborate
>>62811182yesterday I bought>SOXXgreen>SKHYgreen>HESMgreen>VALEturbo crab>QQQMturbo crab>GOOGLturbo crab
>>62811086not really, US is oil based after all. if we take profits, that means good christmas.Sucks for the dow and anyone who uses oil plastic and gas, but we'll be making straight cash.
Bros do you think I should buy Western Digital at 350? I already missed out on yesterday's low of 333.
>>62811146Just do the exact opposite of what /smg/ says
>>62811179Could happen. Things could turn on a dime. If Trump posted that he made a deal with Iran to end the war and if Iran confirmed on X that it was true and that Houthis will stop bombing Saudis, I can see brent drop to $100 again or lower and everything niggerpump sky high.
>>62811193They lose money the longer you hold them
>COP continues to be the best energy stock
KWAB OIL BAGGOTSWhere's your precious black viscous goo now?
>>62811197you should have sex with women
>>62811199Yeah but something high volatility with spy if you pick the right direction it can work out. If I just fucking did iron condors like I said I should it wouldn't be so bad but I fucking don't because I'm a moron
>>62811193You risk them going to zero without a major overnight move which has far worse odds than a coin flip
>>6281119390% of options expire worthless
When did you realize that oil is black gold?
Is there and news that could drop in the next week that would prompt a recovery in equities?
>>62811141china reserve oil running low. Once the chinese printers are forced to come online our import strength will improve. coal can't be mined fast enough to power chyna
>>62811211>>62811212Alright I'll keep that in mind going forward thanks frens
This is the most pathetic "dip" of all time. The important companies are either slightly green or slightly red while the shit stocks are pulling down SPY. I'm not going to get rich buying the P&G dip.
>>62811208I already don't have sex with women
This is starting to get really gay. Something needs to happen.
>mutt tards itt inflict this pedo demon on us all then kind of leave him to itgreat fucking job jose
ISNT GOLD SUPPOSED TO BE A HEDGE AGAINST INFLATION???? WHY DOES IT GO DOWN IN AN INFLATIONARY ECONOMY??????
I'm willing spy to 763 by eod. Trump give me back my money!
>>62811214Israel elections -> nothing happensFOMC -> he says some dumb code words in his 5 minute "speech" to trigger a nigger pump by algosBig earnings are good -> AMZN, GOOGL, SKHY etc next week
>>62811192oh hey cum here
>>62811229Kek
>>62811217this is why you sell options 90% of the time and buy them 10% of the time. go to tasty and learn ur shit
>>62811134I bought CMG Oct 30th calls for the $26 strike.
>>62811231
>>62811214Iran finally has the grace to admit they've been defeated
I started this year with 1mil. Had 1.4mil in March.Have 700k now.
>KO -2%This is the sign that things are recovering. Not oil, not SOXL, not anything else. Slop being red means tech can pump.
I am financially fucked (full penetration).
>>62811227I don't vote.
>>62811222I shilled PG ~135 less than a month ago and it ran to 160. you can definitely get rich off shit like that but you niggers wait until it pumps to 160 and then talk about buying it at 159
>>62811169Line goes down a lot, it should go up a bit, that was the reasoning I had. And it was true since it bounced quite a bit before yesterday's royal shitfest, again my timing was retarded and there is not much more to it.
>>62811240I started with 65k and I'm down to 3k
>>62811237Fuuuuuuarrrk. Lucky all my actual money is in indexes but I'm about to nuke my gambling account for the second time this year.
Will this convince you guys to vote Democrat? Because Trump is clearly going to keep bending you all over if you let him.
Time to play the Rosary.
>>62811249whats your plan rn
>>62811229It's more gold eating shit even with rates coming down that's an interesting 'not what's supposed to happen'.
If I sell NVDA at a loss, then buy SOXL, will that count as a wash sale?
NIGGERS!!!!!
>>62810942>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62811241I was the slop shiller and I sold all my slop... KMB, SCHD, PEP realized all gains and closed. It ran too hard and now retail is fear buying the pico top of slop.I already rotated back to tech. you niggers will be crying about your slop bags being down 5% next month and then sell at a loss. many such a casesNiggers wait for consumer defensive to run 20% and then think its a buy. I hate you faggots so much its unreal but its easy to make money in a world where people are so fucking dumb
SOXS NIGGERS SELL NOW
>>62811260No. "Substantially the same security" means The Same Security.SOXL +5%, BTW.
>>62811254I thought Russia and US were working together to end the Ukraine war. I thought maybe Russia would step in and help open the straight.
>>62811205what do you mean? its still crabbing at highs >>62811229enjoy the sale, its not gonna be like that forever
>>62811256Going all in on a weekend peace deal rn and I start working at Amazon warehouse next week while I live in my car. It's called HUSTLING
>>62811229leverage increases.but gold is the first to fall last to rise.It is a hedge, insofar as you sell it quickly to buy into or out of your inflating/crushed asset.Gold is only top tier as the most efficient conductor. however this is only good in space, cold temps, or very low amperage use cases.that said ppl are using aluminum wiring these days its gonna be hilarious the number of fires.
>>62811254>russians sending diesel to ny>russians removing troops from iranwould HATE to see our ALLIES to the EAST get HURT from something WE DID to AMALEK
>>62811265sank you
This looks so wrong. It's like everyone's jumping ship to semis in an attempt to profit from the lows when energy prices are stupid high, debt is stupid high, inflation is stupid high, and sand wars continue. Make it make sense!
>>62811268Russia is trying to coerce the US to pressure Ukraine into capitulating That doesn't equal them becoming allies of the US against Iran
>>62811179oh no bottom shorters look at QQQ computer
>>62811278Super Intelligence will solve this
>>62811059look at those honkers
>>62811279Well with the midterms approaching and Trump's approval in the shitter, I can imagine he is open to capitulation right now.
>>62811278>Make it make sense!Some people know, others don't.
Day trades so far...I'm green like 30 bucks. I kinda wanna call it a day for the sake of my mental health
>>62811278Where do you get the stocks grouped by sectors? Links?
>>62811287Kek, why did you sell NVDA?
SOXL trannies roping
heal, bitch.
>>62811288Finviz newfaggot
>>62811278>people sold the expensive stuff and bought the cheap stuffI told you niggers its just rotations all year. software to hardware. QQQ to SCHD. they just move money back and forth. SCHD hit 52 week high yesterday so now they take profits and buy QQQ.stop shorting the bottoms. stop buying the tops.
>>62811288Look up sector heat map finviz has one I think
>>62811289stop loss triggered
>>62811287>at Market (Day)ISHYGDDT
>>62811288It's just an ordinary heat map, anon. https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap
Thanks spy
>>62811299How do you trade fast with limit orders
>>62811302This nigga got 500 bucks
>>62811298You set your stoploss for less than $1 lower than what you bought it for?
>>62811124>3 days of supplies in this economy.bullish for klarna?
>>62811304600 now
>>62811303you push it to the limit
>>62811150>this chart still undefeated except for 1 shakedown of the twink faggotline held. bullish as fuck.
>>62811288any brokerage has sector maps anon
>>62811270respect for at least having the guts to swing for the fences
How's the nigga with .5%/day grok bot doing?
>>62811308
>>62811205My XOM and CNQ made new ATHs today what are you on abiut
I'm NOT going to buy AMD at 520. It'll drop lower on Monday. Thanks, Donald.
>>62811307based
Come on tech pump just a little harder, I want a better short entry
>>62811319This. The last bit of hope before it all crumbles today
>>62811290>SOXL up 5.5%>NGMIWhat?
>>62811319nigger you had a better short entry literally ANY FUCKING DAY IN THE LAST TWO MONTHSwhy do you wait for shit to get heemed then short it. this place is so fucking dumb holy fuck
>>62811275>russians removing troops from iranThey're removing Rosatom personnel who help run the Bushehr nuclear plant
Where is smigstradamus
>SPXThis is a fake-retard scam pump isn't it?
>>62811305I have anxiety so I set them really close to the fill price
>>62811113Not too bad if you take account inflation
I did some napkin TA on oil and basically theres still lots of upside potential
I am getting less raped as the day goes on.
And there goes oil(fr fr this time smigga)
>>62811315Are selling our XOM or holding?
>>62811331>I have AnxietyWell the first thing to do is stop making "Market" trades and make limit trades instead.
>>62811229Market is pricing in a return to sanity I think, blue sweep in midterms means locking down a bit of Mr drumpfs retardation
VIX IS UNDER 20 I REPEAT VIX IS UNDER 20
I guess it's just an algorithmic rally from yesterday's overselling. Hope Trump doesn't do anything stupid over the weekend. Would be a shame. Israeli elections are on Tuesday. I'd clench my butthole real tight until then.
>up 37% on XOM, EQNR and PBR>repeatedly rekt on big SOXL buys
>>62811363No it's just tech fud
>>62811324I sold my short yesterday DIPSHIT I want ANOTHER ONE
>>62811363They shut smg down for a whole day is kind of a big deal
>>62811348Holding until the hormussy is open
>>62811335TA on oil is not advised, price is determined almost entirely by anticipated supply and demand. That said, it does in fact have room to run, given that the Iran situation may be escalating.
>>628111243 days of supplies might as well be no supplies. Most preppers recommend 6 months of dried goods min and 5 years max if you are a real tard.
>>62811363Not you personally, but some site you gave your info to that gets owned, maybe. LifeLock calls
>>62811363someone frontran the NSA on a known zeroday
>>62811366keeek>>62811346SLB and RIG dont care
>>62811372
DO I GO SHORT OR NOOT?
another day where retail investors pump at start then institutions unload.
>>62811363>Indian certificate thingYou saar, are now a certified pajeet very good do the needful saar
My boy Walter and Axios doing their best. Send them your energy.
>>62811369Thanks, I'm quick to sell for tiny profits so I'll try holding for once.
>>62811379
>>62811376Unironcily people in the community say what is the point of a place to hold up in if you don't have A running water, B enough people to run watch 24/7, C a community and D most importantly a large enough community to stop arson. People forget that arson is the real risk of trying to hunker down.
>>62811380Not good enough. Send in the Pakistani mediators with the new peace deal.
i solded
>tfw i set a perfect take profit on a TSLA short at 366
buy gold, they saidinvest in the stock market, they said
>>62811391only a fucking retard would buy gold
>>62811388:( *hugs you and kisses you*
>>62811391LMAO gotteeem
houthis rising. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/oil-little-changed-supply-concern-lingers-amid-houthi-attacks-saudi-arabia-2026-10-23/
>>62811389pics or it didnt happen
>>62811391I bought nintendo 126 shares at 10.50$.
As I said previously, we will never see two consecutive dumps again. So fucking boring.
honestly bobo is just so cute, i hope he wins
>>62811376Are extra days of life really more valuable than having a happy day right now? I guess nobody really knows the answer.
>oil
>>62811403>bro I need just 1 more day to masturbate to anime girls and eat high fructose corn syrup>just 1 more daymost people here never lived at all
SOXL to the mooooon sirs
>>62811403Being prepared for moderate Happening doesn't take THAT much work and can guarantee that you're more safe and comfortable until stability returns
>>62811396Rumors of Egypt jumping in the ring to help the Saudis since the US won't. War and disruption on the brink of spiralling completely out of control. Trump going down in history as a corrupt clown who kicked off a global depression
>>62811399DRAAA I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A SHOTA
>>62811406>eat high fructose corn syrupThanks for pumping my bags anon
>>62811403either way you should slurp some SCHD to be safe.
>>62811391Okay, yeah.But did they tell you WHEN to sell?It seems they covered that you SHOULD buy, but not WHEN to sell.Correct?Is this correct to you?Because it seems correct to me. What would that being correct then indicate, or potentially imply?
How do I become a smart and knowledgeable and wise smigger?
>>62811409I wonder how much of a hedge against inflation it was if you really overdid it on dried goods and cleaning supplies.
>>62811092Get a load.of this faggot selling a tooth on the whipsaw down.
>>62811420>KevinFUCKINGGODS
>>62811410>US won'tShould've sided with Trump instead of pakis and turkroaches lmfao
>>628114202 more weeks. its so over. dial 8
>TotalEnergies +4.3%>Equinor +5.1%GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOODSUCK IT UP, SCOTTYI *AM* THE HOUSENOW SPREAD YOUR BUSSY
>>62811413>buy the top to be safe after it pumped 12% in 2
>>62811427I look like that and do that to cool off during summer heat.
Bears are out
>>62811430people rotating out of AI is just beginning. SCHD is going to be a big parking lot.
>>62811432You should try doing it with water instead of fire desu desulam
Do we moon now
>>62811397would i lie to you baby would i lie to you
>>62811427DEP, princess.
>>62811427Why would you do this? Man, I'd rather drown>the legs kicking for a brief moment
>>62811427>this bussy is firethe bussy.
Yeah it's going down down baby.
>>62811433you saw that too?He seemed so combative and emotional
>>62811383
>>62811434you are late as fuck. where the fuck were you at 32? now you want to buy it at 35? do you really think fucking toothpaste and goyslop is going to moon if the AI bubble pops? everything would crash nigger you are buying toothpaste at the topi was the SCHD schill and you niggers mocked me for months and now after I exit you buy the exact fucking pico top. its amazing how fucking gay and retarded you faggots areQQQ is on sale. if you are bearish just sit in cash "for the big one" but aping fucking toothpaste at the pico top is wild
>>62811440the gender affirming care didn't seem to work for some reason
Watch out for Stellantis.It's the 5th producer of cars in the world and right now it's getting shorted like crazy!Earning report next week, keep an eye on it.
>>62811447>7265 shares @ 18.62 averagelower your tone anon
>>62811445Because people are facing layoffs—or fear they might be—and young people can't find jobs, they blame AI. He can easily weaponize that emotional anxiety to his advantage.
Is there anyone in this thread that still pretends the Iran War hasn't been a total disaster
I watched Tucker's last video about trans terrorists and all those weird grooming cults... Jesuschrist, when did society become like this? Like what the hell, man. There are people that rejoice in brainwashing young men to become woman. I can't understand violence, wars, geopolitics. Humans are like that.But creating a cult and grooming young boys to become women? What the hell is wrong with the world?
>>62811452>boggler posting in a trading forumcool nigger "I just hold shit forever" fuckoff and go play golf why the fuck are you even here
>>62811099Hey man just wanted to let you know I was right and you lost all that money. Better luck next time try to listen
Bobo shall know true pain
>>62811456The Middle East is a mess, China is stuck in a real estate crisis, and Europe is facing an energy crunch. The U.S. is the only major economy in a strong position. Having ample liquidity is a massive advantage when it comes time for debt refinancing.
>>62811458calm down anon. just dca the dip.
>>62811457It's just another form of exerting control over somebody and getting off on watching them self destruct.That behavior is nothing new, it's just that society is becoming so much more permissive that the transgressions are worse.
>>62811462all my shit i bought yesterday is green today tho... there isn't even a dip to buy sar
lol
>>62811459Oh no, my $800!
>US President Donald Trump on the Strait of Hormuz: We're taking out all the oil we want.
Ummm, why's the Euro getting demolished? I just wanted to transfer some funds from my bank to the brokerage, but this exchange rate is disgusting.
>>62811466Seethe
>>62811458>fuckoff and go play golfThat's the goal buddy
>>62811464then stop crying
What slurp
>>62811470You should go play this weekend at the same time I do
>>62811474He's too poor for that if you can imagine
>>62811470you will get there faster if you sold your SCHD at 35 and rebought it at 34 but you will say some shit about "you cant time the market" and then buy the exact 52 week high of a chart that is up 30% YTD
>>62811469Oh I'm seething, but not about a throw-away bet I made as a joke.
>>62811468French debt crisis
>>62811476why take the tax hit. just keep buying.
>Short Sellers Just Made $6 Billion Betting Against AI Data Center Stocks
what does it even mean debt crisiswhy dont they just print more money like usual
>>62811447I believed you SCHD God.
>>62811394i'm expecting a bounce back but incase i'm wrong it felt like a sensible idea to deleverage a bit so i can fight better another day + gained some nice losses so taxman go fuck himself
>>62811480>realizing gains is bad I would rather turbo crab for 6 months
>>62811477Oh I'm sure
>>62811484You're right. Congrats anony
>>62811485and just DRIP divies and DCA, of course.
>>62811485Extremely retarded post. Congratulations.
>>62811478Fuck them frenchie faggots.
>>62811492nigger your chart is a sideways line and mine is a diagonal line up. we are not the same
>>62811485Nice try IRS
>>62811457If they don't fuck the asses of those boys what should they fuck?
>>62811461>The U.S. is the only major economy in a strong position>t. absolute fucking retardGov cooks the books on employment, slashing bennies as much as possible, bond yield will force money printer go brrr, and Trump sucked jew cock so we're in the catbox fucking again, and we'll leave gaping with Iran now getting to pretend it's a real country. You're a faggot.
>>62811468ask your paychecks in dogecoin to avoid that
>>62811494Ok let's see yours
Smigstro here to say my 0DTE QQQ puts got raped but my weekly 715C 720C 725C 730C are doing just great!I have 0dte 711C I could see another pump before we crab bleed into close
Boggle tards show me your yearly chart I want to see the sideways line for the last 6 months
>>62811482Germany says no because they don't do that in Germany
>hides dollar amounts
>>62811502>hiding % and amounti'm impressed
>>62811512
His 500 dollars went up 5 percent guys watch the fuck out
>>62811514>ScanlinesAre you.. Are you taking pictures of your screen with your phone?
>futures
>>62811502>Too retarded to screenshot>Tries to gloat about gains and its like 6% or somethingYou are like a little baby to me, my unrealised GRRR losses alone are bigger than your whole port bitchass smigga
>Make retarded bets with play money>Win once>Call people pussies for not betting their retiremements on gambling
>>62811500Yieldmaxxers BTFO
>>62811515>500dollarGODS
>>62811503its a nothing burger
I'm going to take more pictures of my tablet and there is nothing you niggers can do to stop me. I know you trannies just use AI slop to post fake portfolios and its why you are malding about the tablet pictures
Real men show their triple digit account
>>62811501sorry brother I sold my IWM 276, QQQ 713 and SPY 765 at the local peak. Time will tell if i made a mistake, but i still made money, which is the important part, that peak was looking real dippythe surprise re-dip this morning gaped my calls asses but i DCA'd at the bottom and salvaged it that wayyou were right again, im marking it downthis time i trvsted the plan and it worked
>>62811530Brave until you have to show the total youre playing with huh?
i got a nice ID color in this thread i wanna show it off one more time before new thread
>>62811517I can feel the spirit of the Lord guiding my penis to Vietnam
>>62811530that's fine please just try to calm down with thr attention whoring and validation seeking. it's embarrassing to watch
>>62811537>>62811537>>62811537AI NIGGERS ARE EVOLVING INTO 00NIGGAS!!!!!! STOP THEM, BROS!!!!
>>62811536I used to post port value when I was a 5 figure fag back in 2022 and all the replies were just that I am poor so I started cropping the screenshots because autistic people here give free (you)s if you don't show value.
>>62811529they have to do emergency release like that every single day. us reserve went from 415 millions of barrels to 282 millions in half a year. and lower you pump into those salt caverns, slower it become. BRENT +3.5% today. USOIL +4%.
>>62811547Oh so youre pretending to be broke for attention because someone with more money called you poor?
>>62811534Based, never apologise for making profit lil smigga stay profit pilled.What's your next move/what are you still holding.Oh I also loaded up on QQQ 800C DEC18 at the low 700's this morning.
>>62811556I don't have any shade for the 900k account other than if he 10x'd in 3 years as a VOO faggot 70% of it was probably just deposits
>>62811547people replied like that because you are annoying as fuck. they would have shit on you for having 500 grand
>>62811569nah pocket watching Indians are more impressed by +5% on a big number than +200% on smol number.
The copes getting nasty now, its a playmoney account 100%
>>62811561Im sitting on TQQQ 30/10 75C, little out there, but it might work out, the QQQ are still too expensive to me at 350$ something eachWouldn't it be better to hold until the next leg down to buy "long" dated calls instead of now? I -could- DCA at the bottom but whyI got a 30/10 115C SOXL for the fuck of itNothing on the daily this shit's too crabby right now, the SPY looks like its forming a big ass head and shoulders
>>62811189HESM is free from Chevron!
>>62811372And a way to obtain drinkable water
>>62811501Monday we pump shortly only for giga dump
I am financially ruined.
>>62813423Actually I am fine. My big stock went way up today. All my little investments are down but my big one is up.
