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AI NIGGERS III: SUPER SECRET 00NIGGAS Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62811050
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hi
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of course cybersecurity stocks are rallying like crazy soon after the PHP fake debacle
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threadly reminder every Jew is a pedophile Moloch worshiper
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Nobody knows I was lusting after vietnamese bugwomen in the last thread
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You guys better stop bullying me or I'll post a picture of my gains with percentages and amounts redacted.
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>>62811537
me at work
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It is worth scooping up some Nvidia now that its crashed?
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>>62811549
And? What exactliy is bad about worshipping Moloch?
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>>62811552
Get in the TACO cage, Trumpette. Penguin Island is gonna payout.
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Good morning
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>>62811552
Do y'all cowards even lose money?
It's called CONVICTION
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>>62811563

I want my foreskin back. I want reperations for my foreskin. I don't want to invest in child grooming pedophiles. I don't care how cool AI is if I have to give all my money to a kike child molester to invest in it
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We should all blame the British for the mess they created in the middle east. For some reason, people forget that these forever wars that we witness in that area are the result of the Britbongs' intervention and their shenanigans.
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>>62811567
CANNONS
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Best first lady in history. Thanks, Melania.
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>>62811548
They could actually donate some gains to all those open source projects on a shoestring budget that they supposedly protect
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>>62811568
how do you lose so consistently
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>SPX Triple Top forming
Oh please, please.
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>>62811567
She looks like she gets caught fucking her white subordinates in elevators so often that her jealous brown subordinates write fictional sexual allegations against her.
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>>62811572
>I want
>I want
>I want
You sound just like my 12yo niece two weeks before Christmas. Pretty annoying.
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>>62811559
NVDA is a dumb crab. Buy TSM.
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>>62811575
Yes the middle east was truly a Wakanda of peace before the Jews set their Anglos upon them
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>>62811568
I roundtripped like 100-200% gains twice this year if that helps..
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>>62811567
God damn I wish my fishhead wife had those cannons
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Another successful day of dumping on scared retail liquidity, scooping up cheapies and pumping the price up

See you tomorrow
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>>62811552
make sure to post an image of your biceps too
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>>62811578
HOLY FUCK I'M GONNA PUMP
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>>62811583
Your niece lost her foreskin? You mean your nephew? Fucking blue-haired liberals.
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>>62811578
PUTIN WILL YOU STOHP FOR THE CHEEELDREN

MY HUSBAN DONAL HAS FUCKED HIMSELF IN THE MEEDTERMS
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>>62811589
>See you tomorrow
But tomorrow is saturday o_O
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>>62811583

how many foreskins have you personally chewed off with your own teeth rabbi?
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Big oil all time high share price today. Environmentalists can all suck Jannie microcock.
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>>62811580
I get all my financial advice from smg
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>>62811595
>But tomorrow is saturday o_O
the market may be closed, but the general lives on in perpetuity
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>>62811595
anon, people that claim to know what retail are doing intraday aren't even involved in the markets. they're here to shitpost.
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>>62811552
>>62811568

>these niggers lose money
>and don't workout
>they get angry if they see you make money or lift heavy shit

NGMI
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i remember one of you ninjas talking about "capitulation" in relation to sk hynix
about that...
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I don't care about your boring banter. My ID and portfolio are green. That's all what counts.
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>Brent 117.3$
WHERE ARE YOU "KEK OIL BAGGIES"? WHERE ARE YOU?
KEK "KEK OIL BAGGIES"
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reminder that this chart is undefeated and that you niggers missed the bottom (again) shorted the bottom (again) and fudded the bottom (again)
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>>62811578
No but really, this fucking drone account is a joke. Even David Axios is less ridiculous.
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>>62811609
kek oil baggies sold the bottom
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It's been a tough two hours of shitposting I'm going to take a nap. Good night.
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>>62811610
Trading the ranges is the patrician way of trading. Way too many plebs here.
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>>62811596
The next leg down I believe is CPI November so we have about 12 trading days away in my smigging opinion but before then we will have the Fed hold rates which the market will like and we get a fake pump, will be a higher low don't expect fireworks new ATH but I anticipate a few really good reversal days.

I'm testing the waters on my longish hail mary QQQ calls, have a lot of cash to slurp and go all in on options if and when my mid November bear thesis plays out.
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>>62811550
careful
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a toast to oil holders
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>>62811617
dear god what a scary week
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>>62811609
>>62811609
>oil glutters
>strait is openers
>tanker tracker trooners
>shadow tanker fleet keks
all btfo
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>>62811614
Walter Bloomberg iand his mass posting s always there to save us.
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>>62811610
Who's got that image about returns, trading the best days vs holding forever
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>>62811619

its more likely to break to the upside than the downside but if it ever crashes out to the downside like in July that's when you should buy even more

its simple as fuck.. buy the bottoms... but they dont they wait for it to crash out and hit the resistance line and then they short the bottom. they wait for it to nigger pump 10% and then they buy the top with leverage.
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>>62811578
>The first lady added that she's secured an American media organization to document both Russian and Ukrainian teams. Newsmax, a conservative outlet, said it would be going.
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Why is oil pumping?!
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>>62811632
It's because i told you so.
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>>62811568
Very based and possibly retarded.
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>>62811629

avoiding the worst days (yesterday) is more important than anything else. you are supposed to buy the dip. they trained you wrong on purpose.
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It's obvious that Trump is gonna attack in the weekend which is keeping bulls cockblocked and stock prices flat lol.
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Losers average losers.
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>mfw my fish head wife started asking me about "our" soxl
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uhhh miga sisters... OUR COPE?!
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>>62811643
>The Commie will bring in x Million Illegals!
>Vivek definitely won't bring in x million H1Bs!
The Commie Governor isn't going to do anything with a Republican State House.
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>>62811642
Do people here actually have wives and children?
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If you are smarter than the president why are you broke, living paycheck to paycheck and financing KLAR and he is rich?
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>>62811640
If its so obvious he's going to attack then short lil smigga, he's made it obvious to peons like you so he can call it all off last min and appear sane temporarily before just doing it anyway later on.

He's not playing 4d chess or even checkers, its hungry hungry hippos, because he is retarded. Few understand this.
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Still think that next week and possibly the week after will be bearish continuation of the past 2 weeks, then we will white gentlemen pump into end of year
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Is the crabby relief rally finally running out of steam? This is just sad to watch.
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>>62811647
Because my dad kicked me out at 18 without preparing me for the real world because television cowboys were more interesting.
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brb
going to the grocery store
invest accordingly
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>>62811646
I have a wife and 2 sons.
But I've been on 4chan since 2011...
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>>62811643
yeah I'm not reading all that
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Has Trump completely given up on the midterms lol. Another fighting episode will send gasoline flying and hand Congress squarely to the Dems.
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>>62811643

they make fun of me for using line breaks and say its reddit then they post blocks of shit like this that I'm just never going to fucking read ever

>starts by talking about an Indian street shitter he is shilling for

immediately closed that shit
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I'll give you one last chance. Will you take it?
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>>62811658
Fighting episode with Iran*
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>>62811621
well considering SPX is bouncing on a resistance bottom from september and first formed in august, we might get another small bounce like you said, then take a massive dirty diarrhea curry filled shit down to the next level
like the DAQ whos next logical "resistance" is at 28200 or so, but a real disgusting leg down would be 27k, either way, if we pump next week, i'm taking the volatility wins from my TQQQ calls and stacking TQQQ puts in this mf
my goal is to swing some shit good enough to have a fatter stack when the real bottom comes and I just buy buy buy (only calls)

like i said market must go up to feed the EBT holders, cant have them revolt or anything
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>>62811656
Is she hot? Or did you settle?
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>>62811646
>investing in depreciating assets
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Why is it going?
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>>62811668
Cute/hot. She's 5 years younger than me, as well.
I met her at the gym, during the height of my /fit/ phase.
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>>62811675
goingo
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Did shiny boomer rocks hit a bottom?
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>>62811676

/fit/ is more important than money but the Indian kids here get really mad when you tell them they will always be smelly potbellied weirdos with bitch physique no matter how much money they scam
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>>62811666
Based and devilishly checked, I will load up on QQQ 660P 670P 75P 680P at the height of this bounce in a week or two. November drop is going to be biblical. VIX above 30 and maybe even a US circuit breaker
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>>62811679
I would be remiss if gold goes below 3900 again before a massive escalation of the war. Every single Iran-related dump, in March and in July, has always bottomed out between 3900-4100, and been precipitated by a big surge in price back to the range of 4600. It is likely this happens again.
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>>62811643
>>
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I'm gonna read a book while I monitor the markets. See you on monday. Makes me feel like a true detective waiting in his car at night.
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>>62811697
how the fuck you gonna pay attention to anything with your nose in a book dumbo
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>>62811682
ive unironically gotten two devil trips including this one, the last time i was also talking about how we were gonna take a fucking mumbai open sewer aka the ganges sized shit
it might be happening
its probably a sign
im just not going to wait like I could have made an easy 300% on an XLF put last time it dragged down, these are surprisingly cheap considering
but yeah im gonna sell a bit early probably but money is money
i doubt financials will be spared by whats coming, and 55P is pretty cheap
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>>62811675
blonde girl ends up whoring herself btw
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>>62811681
You need pick up a right sport for your health
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Now it's when late shorters start to rope :)
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>>62811707

>faggy rich people "sports" are all at the top
>trust the science

this is coming from someone who did fencing for years. weightlifting is 100x more important for a man. you look like a dork playing pickleball and I'm not doing it just because they shilled it to rich people
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BWETGODS THEY'RE DUMPING ON US AAAAAAAAA
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>>62811643
I finally found an use case for LLM: shorten it in 2 sentences
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>>62811712
Pole Vaulting isn't a "faggy rich sport".
It IS a sport that leads to a lot of skull fractures and unreported concussions though.
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>>62811712
We all die, no matter what. Do what makes you happy. If pumping iron does the trick, do that. If lounging around works for you, do that. In the end it really doesn't matter. If you have 50 kids and they all procreate and their kids all procreate and theirs as well and so on, in 5 or 6 generations, none of your genetic traits will be noticeable anymore.
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>>62811716

>afraid to get hurt

pussy soft body confirmed. basically a tranny
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>everything is deep red
So we're voting blue next election right?
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>>62811725
?????? Tech is green
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>>62811722
>afraid to get hurt
Skull Fractures and Concussions aren't good for longevity as that chart claimed was my only point.
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>>62811729

>longevity

confirmed 1000% tech tranny afraid of everything. the ideal male lifespan is violently killing all of your enemies and fucking a bunch of women who do it for free and then blowing your brains out before you are 60 because there are no more mountains to climb and all of your enemies are dead
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>>62811725
>TLT and NFLX barely down
heh
the perfect combo
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>>62811722
nigga, you dropped some weights on your head
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Nigger market tbdesu
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>>62811728
Barely green after an entire week of red.
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>>62811739
>tryingtorecoverGODS
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>>62811734
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>>62811739
relief pump into down another 10% monday. only the most taco of tacos can save this but there are rumors of another attack wave planned so im guessing my port will drop another 30%
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>>62811738
Ancient Smigganese proverb say:

Buy in the dark people markets
Sell in the white people markets

Be not afraid of the night
And don't get too cozy in the sun.

Maybe you can decipher it young smigga.
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>>62811549
I bet you Epstein porn would have been pretty good. She's not wrong.
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>>62811746
Could happen. Russia didn't evacuate their men from Bushehr for no reason. US or Israeli strikes could be looming. Remember that Israel has its election on the 27th and midterms are literally a week after that. Once the results are in, anything goes. Trump won't give a fuck anymore.
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Octobear has arrived. All hail Octobear! I kneel.
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>>62811750

probably just another blacked.com demoralization psyop. Dario probably pays 100 trannies just to post nigger porn on /gif/ all day
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>>62811759
Its crazy how packed with degenerate filth that board is
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>>62811756
>BOKOGODS
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>>62811759
I am more optimistic.
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>>62811773

nah man look at this jew... he definitely sits in the cuck stool and watches his wife fuck niggers
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>>62811773
she cut them off
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Whale of Hormuz was a bit late, they can't even get to properly sync their fake news shit and their shorts anymore. Grim.
But hey, it still werks for the 168th time.
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>>62811779
I know : (
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Bull(shitters) unironically thinking they're eating good even doe the overall market is still red for today lol.

Next Monday when the mutts and Iranians are trading blows and oil is at $125+ you're all gonna get ass-raped.
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wet soxx
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Should I pick up some nvda, if so what's the target to sell at?
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>>62811783

your puts will decay over the weekend and they will tweet a fake peace deal and they will gap down 70% on Monday as indexs tard pump 2% in 30 minutes
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>>62811781
dumb bitch regrets it too
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>>62811779
who?
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>>62811749
Nope. No idea. I'm selling the bottom because it's scary.
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>>62811788
>decay over the weekend
Nigger my puts are decaying over the hour so much that despite being 8 points lower than when I bought, I'm still negative 10%.
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>>62811793

you shouldnt buy options when VIX is high. you are getting jewed so hard
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>>62811792
Based and stupid coward pilled

>>62811788
>>62811783
If Dr. Manhattan is calling you a retard I would listen that blue smigga knows his shit, you won't listen though, because you're a retard.
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Enya pairs really well with pondering your raped portfolio
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>>62811792
Based. Safety First. You WILL live to be scared another day.
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>>62811754
If Dems take the Senate Trump is going scorched Earth whiny baby and burning everything down because he won't care anymore.
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TECH
IS
BACK
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love you babe. take some time this weekend to listen to your heart.
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>>62811808
AMD up not even 2% after dumping like 10% this week, did i miss something?
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>>62811812
Memories of another time
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BWETgods are new highs in our future
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>>62811799
what you slurping these days smigga?
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>>62811807

if the Dems take the Senate we will pump 30% because they will vote to end the 2 week military operation for Israel that has lasted 9 months
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>>62811808
The BOYS are back :)
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>>62811818
They will reinstate all the restrictions we had against data centers, you directional nimrod.
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>>62811823

don't give a fuck I don't hold any NBIS/CRWV/IREN/ORCL bags you niggers really should stop buying that shit
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Covered call chads
We can't stop winning
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>>62811816
I slurped some of faves but I think It'll just be a swing higher then exit and reload lower. I slurped before open:
>GOOGL
>MU
>SKHY
>AVGO
>RDDT
>NBIS
>RR (RYCEY)

What are you slurping Doc?
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>>62811823
Yeah so get into soxs and stop crying no one likes AI
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> target underwater internet cables in the Persian Gulf should
How much do you think this will affect the US stock market?
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>>62811826
Neither do I. You don't buy companies with such debt.
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>>62811773
who
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>>62811815
nah, war is bad for BWET, shuttle trade dies as transits stop and gulfie oil facilities get blown up. hundreds of tankers are freed up and leave the ME for other lanes causing shipping prices to drop.
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>>62811790
>>62811834
You don't need to know.
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>>62811828

yesterday I bought
>GOOGL
>VALE
>CEG
>QQQM
>SOXX
>SKHY
>HESM
>HOOD

today I just sold the HESM and some SKHY from yesterday and shitposted while everything crabbed boring as fuck
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>>62811830
I just genned more porn.
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>>62811575
Don't forget the French
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>>62811836
oh but i DO NEED to know
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>>62811838
That doesn't take datacenters I can do that in 15sec on my home pc
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It's going down or something
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>>62811828
>What are you slurping Doc?
GRRR at the 8 handle
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Burry going bankrupt
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>>62811812
space rockets and twitter and shit
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>>62811843
O algo
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>>62811845
B-b-based

Although I was expecting an update from management by now!
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>>62811568
Are you on RETARDED NIGGER leverage?
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its over
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>>62811614
HE IS BASED fuck you Raetard NIGGER brown BEAR
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>>62811796
I mean, you're not wrong, but timing was a lot of it, too.
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CRABBER MARKET
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what kind of news do we need to bring back sentiment
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>>62811854

W. 0dtes are so niggerish though. I am more concerned with limiting potential drawdowns than chasing it that hard. mostly just shares nowadays and never take a loss. consider selling ~60dte puts on nigger days with high vix instead of buying them
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why is it crashing?
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>>62811845
>GRRR at the 8 handle
Lmao. I didn't know that GRRR was sub $10. You jeets have been getting absolutely raped this month. How are your GRSD (formerly GAMB) holdings looking btw? Anyway, hope you're doing well and don't catch any illnesses from washing in the Ganges River again.
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>>62811865
>sell 60dte puts
Explain this one to me.
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>>62811866
why do you expect it to pump
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>>62811867
Are HGRAF simps better off? Current HGRAF price isn't too far away from what it was when it first started getting traction, but GRRR probably has the better chance of scam spiking.
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>>62811866
it always kind of dips and crabs before big earnings.
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>>62811846
Disgusting level of pay piggery
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Brent crude hitting new highs for the year
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>>62811877

QQQM is like 29k collateral. if that's too much you can do it on QLD for like 8600 collateral or some other ticker with smol number

just sell it deep in the money so it only gets assigned on a massive crash out. like 15 Delta or some shit
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WTI about to kiss 105 us freedom dollars
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>>62811864
No more rate hikes
Democrats sweep the midterms
Peace deal for russia/Ukraine and USA/iran
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>>62811537
WHO is this "Kai G"? And what does he want?
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>MU pumped more than SNDK
oh noe
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>>62811885
wdym
he makes enough money doing stocks that's why he charges for words, because he has enough money and wants to help people especially the least among us be gooder
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just invested like $60 in groceries
i hate this so much
i hate everything
i wish it would all end
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>>62811877
Selling a put without buying a put at a lower price is either cash secured or naked. Your broker is warning you about this.
Buying a lower put is a spread and limits your loss but also limits gains, the main point is you can sell spreads when VIX and IV is high and close when it drops to shave off premium.
Same idea as selling condors before earnings and closing after to harvest IV crush.
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The AI bubble is popping.
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I thought ai was about to save us all
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>>62811889
i can already see the bear market when that happens just to fuck over retail.
just like the bullshit bullrun after iran war
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>>62811896

its just Jews doing Jew stuff. more child corpses for Moloch. he is so angry the foreskins he needs more foreskins and dead babies
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How do I prepare for the ai bailouts, as one dealing in the real world?
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>Q2 2026: Hedge fund ownership of FUN decreased by 3.87K shares vs Q1. This is not investment advice.

Is this a risk-free short?
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Reminder that last time trump threatened to bomb Iran energy VIX went to 35

Yet you are trying to buy at 20 VIX when there is no more oil in reserves, yields are high, and the AI bubble popped

And you KNEW Israel would bomb Iran this weekend. Thus you DESERVE all the loss that comes from your greed
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>>62811908
>AI bubble popped
>spx 2.5% off the ATH

Shut up nigger
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>>62811894
Oh, I see, I see.
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>>62811910

BAKA 21% off ATH lil bro, don’t tell me you opened your short yesterday
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>>62811911

its not that complicated you are just agreeing to buy 100 shares of SPY at a certain price. pick a number that you wouldn't mind bagholding 100 shares at and just farm the theta/IV off gambling retards

your cash collateral generates interest too (atleast on HOOD) and those niggers pay 4% right now just to hold cash. you can buy to close whenever you are happy with raping whatever retard on the other side of the trade
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>>62811912
I'm bullish long term. Either AI replaces me and im living off market gains or SPX goes through some 30% correction which resolves within 2-3 years when the next bubble forms
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Remember how the desperate petabaggies (a million gigabaggies) were screaming that the the fake overnight pump on no volume was the """""""""""bottom""""""""""?
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WHY DID I SELL MY SOXS AT 51 WHY WHY WHYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Spy puts or vix calls? What's the play?
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>>62811932
write naked ITM SVIX calls
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God I fucking love red days. I hope to see multiple circuit breakers on the Nasdaq when these stupid fucking neoclouds go under sometime soon.
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>>62811931
Orange you glad now?
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CASHNADO ALERT
KWAB OIL BAGGOTS
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OMG HISTORIC PEACE DEAL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I want to try out agentic trading.

I created a second ibkr account and funded it with $100. To see if I can send an agent out to go make money doing trades. And I don't care if it losses $100

I'm trying it with ChatGPT, but ibkr makes me approve trades

Is Alpaca a better brokerage for this? Maybe Hyperliquid or something? I don't know what the best brokerages are to try out agentic trading.
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>nasdaq is green
golden bullrun incoming
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>>62811941
>>62811942
????????
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dad asked me to buy him stocks of a random shit ass company the other day that I never heard of. He's already -15% in a couple of days and that's the only investment he has ever done...
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>>62811939
I like red day better when its the indices and tech that's down not my port!
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>>62811631
Better than CNN going desu
>the Ukraine war is ending: LIVE!
>here's why that's a bad thing
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>>62811946
..Go on....what's the name of it?
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>WSP just went green
I am SO back
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>>62811946
It must be an AI stock if it's down 15% since the other day.
I doubt it's some random company.
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>>62811954
WTF WASPS ARE IN CQNTRQL?
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>>62811946
jesus lmao. i really don't trust my family to know anything about the market so my brother, my sister, my dad and my mother has their money in a broad index fund that i check a few times a year. you should really talk with him how he should invest his money
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>>62811950
>>62811955
NKLR, some meme nuclear stock, he's somehow sure it's going to make it big in 2 years.
>no earnings
>-80% since coming on the stock market
Shit is going bankrupt in 6 months
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My foot upon the gas
I'm blowin' money fast
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A PEACE DEAL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>more people in Europe just die from living conditions than in Iran war

lol
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Bear vvin yesterday

Bear vvin today

Bear vvin next week when the oil fields burn

Potential bear vvin for the next few months if the bubble pops
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>>62811939
BASED. Techtrannies get the rope. Followed with the guillotine to make sure. And then bag them and throw them to the fishes, you never know with these zoomer zombies dip buyer slurpers cattle. Let's add a ball and chain to the bag just to make extra sure.
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>>62811946
Your dad is English and bought Rezolve AI NIGGER COMPANY?
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>>62811959
have him hedge his bets with some thorium stocks
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>>62811818
Don't bet on it. Trump will argue he can restart the 60 day War Powers Resolution clock at any time he wants by declaring a "new" military operation, and Democrats will let it slide because most of them are on the AIPAC paylist.
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>>62811959
i would be very surprised if someone didn't shill it to him
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why are all the bots bear posting when SOXX is +1% and the nasdaq is green?
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>>62811975
She could work with my computers and wires if you know what I mean
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>>62811578
>peace negotiated by both the wife of the American President and the Pope of the Catholic Church
>genuinely amazing accomplishment
>still have to leave the part of the Pope out of it for extra glazing
I will never understand why Americans seem to hate the Pope
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>he doesn't know
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>>62811959
lol

nuclear isn't going anywhere in the near future
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>jobs numbers were cooked by 90%
KEK
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>>62811985
Is that a dyke or why is this profile picture of someone named "Amy" a guy?
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>>62811987
>>62811985

where is the schizo that talks about women being men and men being women and tikkun olam and the Jews plan to turn everyone into trannies. we have another one getting facetime in the media because she is a bogged tranny
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>>62811985
wtf
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>>62811958
Yeah I plan to talk about it next time we're together. Losing a couple of grands on a meme stock is whatever, but I don't want him to go full retard from some tiktok or whatever he uses.
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>>62811993

I've already made peace that my dad is just going to get scammed and lose everything before he dies. I told him to buy the COVID dip after the crash and he gave a coin merchant all of his inheritence instead for shiny rocks and told me the world was ending
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>>62811985
fucking kek
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>>62811980
>I will never understand why Americans seem to hate the Pope
I have cathcuck fatigue.
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BABES NEW ED ZITRONI https://youtu.be/YQgFLqPMNsU
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>>62811993
godspeed anon. shit can go bad real fast, i learned that with my brother.
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>>62811915
Is there a preferred timeline, or just whatever you feel comfortable with?
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This crab market is boring me
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>>62812000
has ed zitron showed his portfolio? otherwise his opinion doesn't matter
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I was bored so I went long. If we crash again, it's my fault, but I'm not sorry
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>>62812005

if I can collect a decent chunk of the premium in a week or two I just close out. you can ride the shit until expiration if you want but its kinda dumb to keep thousands tied up to squeeze the last few shekels out of a buck broken bear
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>>62812000
>spelling error in thumbnail
am i missing sumthin?
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>>62812000
Every bull case needs a bear case. I just wish the AI bear case didn't come from this cunt and his fucking insufferable voice. Be British, or be Aussie. You can't be both Ed. Pick a fucking lane.
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>>62811846
gotta keep up with inflation
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Not slurpin'. Not ye'
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>>62812016
Me when I slurped NBIS yesterday
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>CF up huge
I told you to buy fertilizers bros there's still time
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And just like that WTI will never be above $103.35 again!

EVER!

KWAB OIL BAGGOTS

YOU GOT BULL TRAPPED
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>>62812024
ASSPOSTINGANON DECLARED IT WILL NEVER GO ABOVE $120
OILBROS CAN NEVER COME
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>>62812005
>>62811911
Usually close at 50% to 70% premium collected or at 21dte.
Past that gamma spikes and the spread gains/looses more when the price changes.
The main goal of an options seller is to make money off theta decay more so than price fluctuations.
Also 12k profit looks good usually it's better to sell smaller spreads spaced out over several actual weeks. Selling 10 today at a 20 delta and if we pump tomorrow another at another 20 delta at a different date makes the same money as if you sold 20 today. But you're protected if the market moves against you, you can open another 20 delta at a lower strike or a bear spread to hedge against.
With that current spread if it moves against you, your on the hook for that 50k loss so don't risk more than your comfortable.
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Inverse cup and handle on QQQ
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>NFLX

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62811965
And by “climate change” they mean they are too poor to have air conditioning like a civilized society. They choose to die this way.
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>HOOD wins approval for Dubai expansion
>will have a license to sell stocks in crypto in UAE by 2027

more bullish stories for HOOD
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>>62811965
>>62812035
ameripoors will believe anything from the liberal media if it fixes their inferioirty complexes towards Europe
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>>62811965
>>62812035
Reminder that global warming disproportionately saves nigger lives because cold causes deaths compared to heat deaths at a rate of like 10:1 and those are in countries like Africa
Vote to ban coal for energy now
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>>62811578
Imagine the head
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Is there any point in buying ECO when it behaves similar to XOM and CVX? Europoor so I can't buy BWET. Fertilizers too, do they do anything different?
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what the fuck is he talking about? is this bearish or bullish?
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Yeah I'm thinking SOXL does another 10x from here
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>>62811985
China tier shit
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>>62812049
Grok must have fed him that one
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>>62812049
Bullish palantir, bearish for lilly
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>>62812034
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>>62812049
people dont value their health until they get sick
its good to remember
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>>62812045
Yes buy CF and ECO instead of xomshit
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>>62812059
But why?
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>>62812049
Extreme boomer posting
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>>62812053

I honestly think the GLP-1 bubble is bigger than the tech bubble. shits gonna crash out hard eventually. either lawsuit from bogging people or simply oversaturated market with unrealistic expectations.
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>>62812061
CF is good. It’s a bet that North American natural gas prices will remain low. That’s the moat. And they probably will because we have near infinite supply.
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>>62812049
He's getting close
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One hundred give united states us dollar
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>>62812071
why is it even going up that much suddenly?
war on the weekend?
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>>62812077
Elections in Israel Tuesday
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>>62812049
introspective and important. listen.
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>>62812077

Iran blew up 7 tankers yesterday. most since the start of the war. Everyone thinks shits popping off this weekend.
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>>62812049
idk Kennedy has said that before awhile back.
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>>62812007
He has none, bitch nigga will make videos about it but never put cash down
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>>62812049
A dying person only has one: To be remembered forever
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short squeeze EOD
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>>62812065
1st gen GLPs hit generic status in the year 2032 which will see significant price declines. Eventually they will cost $30 for a three month supply out of pocket on par with a lot of other commonly prescribed BP amd cholesterol meds
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>oil @ 103
SCOTT PLS!
...
INTERVENE!
...
NO NOT THAT WAY SCOTT!
...
DAMNIT SCOTT!
..
SCOTT PLS!
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why do i feel like we are going to nigger pump friday despite covfefe
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at least /smg/ is going a bit slower today
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>>62812094
sorry i meant monday
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niggercrabbing all day
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>>62812092

it will pop before that but yeah its so fucking over when it goes generic. LLY is already losing market share and running into infinity competitors making pills and shit now so its wild to watch the stock just retard pump every week
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NIGGER FRIDAY
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power hour please!!!
stop the crabbing!!
we need to pump back up!!
kevin!!!
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>>62812061
XOM and cvx have to much diversity
Buy MPC if you want oil (diesel)
Sell ECO if there's a peace deal
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>switch 2 unsigned code functioning
>FTP server now available

NTDOY bros...im feeling bearish
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>>62812103
>>
I bought
Still have some cash in case of NIGGER MONDAY
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>>62812106
All of this shit is now instantly vibecodeable
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I am officially a wdc baggie
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>>62812110
Brother we are gonna get an entire niggerweek up to niggerhalloween.
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>>62812111
So I can play handcrafted vidya using a backdoor AI made exploit? Sign me up
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>>62812027
When you say 20 Delta, I see Delta listed as 0.xx. You you mean 0.20 Delta, or IV?
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>>62812082
>Everyone thinks shits popping off this weekend.
It won't. It will surprise pop Monday (even in pre market times).
There'll be a pump because everyone will assume nothing will happen after a quiet weekend, followed by a sudden giga dump. It'll happen either during the first hours of trading or in premarket.
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>>62812027
>>62812116
I understand what Delta is in relation to the price movement, I just want to clarify.
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>>62812110
>Bright green KO ID
Fine I'll buy some goysyrup too
>>62812113
Excellent
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Why would anything happen this weekend. The whole point of the stop start bs Trump has been doing for months now has been to buy time for the midterms so the war can restart in earnest without having to worry about campaigning. Market will likely pump until November 6th then the war will cause a nigger dump
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new

>>62812123
>>62812123
>>62812123
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>>62812124
we already had that OP pic the other day
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>>62812118
Yes, delta is always <1 so it's common to refer 0.2 as 20
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>>62812121
The US has shown they can get oil flowing again to some degree, if they present a plausible plan for containing Iran and its proxies I think we could get a pretty good bullrun to the end of the year.
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>>62812125
People spam the same images every thread and half of them are basically avatarfagging
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>>62812145
Thanks. I was looking at the prices, and IV was 20% around the same area that Delta was 0.2, so I wanted to clarify.
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>>62812162
sure but at least we had a gentleman's agreement to rotate OP pics somewhat
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>>62811985
How is anyone surprised
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>>62811834
>>62811790
uwucaptain
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>>62812049
I'm healthy and I only have one dream (to make it).
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>>62812253
she doesn't have a dick tho :/



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