waiting for the oil shortages>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62811537
Nigger market
>>62812123Would you still buy NOW at these prices? Or is the earnings dump a given?
>>62812129Yeah I'm DCA-ing in.
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
The AI bubble is popping and there's nothing you can do about it but watch.
Today was literally yall’s last day to get out. Hopefully the right choices were made.
don't have the balls for an unwise weekend oil bet
>>62812133the twelfth collapse of the ai bubble in my lifetime
>>62812132Tuesday, wednesday, thursday finna be lit
>>62812138been a rough lifetime
>>62812141and it only gets worse the longer it goes on
Cyber security is the most overvalued sector today and it isn't even close.>AI will penetrate all of cyberspace sar>Pump >AI is dead sar>PumpWhole sector will have a -30% day when Microsaarft announces a new Windows Defender expansion.
Bubble won't pop until one of the big players cashes outThe instability the bubble is showing is what will motivate said player to cash out
>>62812146at least i have my /smg/ brothers
>>62812136I just realized Brent oil is at highest price this yearhigher than in april
Netanyahu stands to benefit from Iran attacking Israel, but not if Iran attacks in retaliation to an Israeli attack. It would have to appear to be either retaliation for a US attack or an unprovoked preemptive strike, regardless if true or not. I do wonder if they'll do anything at all this weekend. Trump keeps saying about striking Iran. I believe him. Question is when...
>>62812135I'll ride my shares to the bottom>>62812128The niggiest
>>62812133AI is literally the only thing we have left in the economy that's real. Everything else is government spending, real estate and consumer spending, which is only increasing because price of everything keeps going up. This country is fucked.
>>62812152I said as much last thread and you ignored me anon
>>62812131I'll likely keep it then. I timed it almost perfectly but I always get antsy watching a stock of this size go back up so fast. Burned myself on trying to time cloudflare though and sold after a measly 20% gain. Shouldn't repeat that with NOW.
>>62812150at least until the next time php gets hacked
>>62812118Yes, delta is always <1 so it's common to refer 0.2 as 20.People also refer to it as 20% as in the underlying statistically has 20% to touch the strike though I never actually looked at the math behind it.
>>62812136>tfw my pork rectum is boned
>>62812153Idk maybe when the very consequential midterms that may compromise his ability to conduct the war at all if he loses are over. Maybe thats why he's waited so long, instead of striking on a weekend that is guaranteed to send oil to the stratosphere and send the market into Niggerhell and guarantee defeat when the midterms are TWO (2) weeks away. The Iranians are trying to bait an attack for this reason, which is why they struck 7 tankers the other day.
>>62812156Real in the sense that for now it makes stocks go up Not that it makes money, right?
the semiconductor bubble was the last chance ever to make big money in the stock market
>no one posted RebeccaWhat is even the point
>>62812163Thanks. I was looking at the prices, and IV was 20% around the same area that Delta was 0.2, so I wanted to clarify.
>>62812135I'm buying Brazil today, not being an ursine homosexual.
>I spent a day looking at a line that did nothing but crabbing.
>>62812168Correct, also massive corporate investment that doesn't seem to end even with higher interest rates and inflation
>>62812176SameMe in front middle
>>62812152i really don't want to buy the top
>>62812176>here's 4000 euros/month Abdul thank you for your contribution to humanity
>>62812161Meet us in the comments section of John rockers last smg update
>>62812166I think he's coming to terms that he'll lose them, the midterms. See what I did there? Terrible joke. Disregard that. He did hint that he might do something before they happen. Nothing he tried worked at suppressing oil prices. There's literally nothing that he can do that would improve his odds at winning and nobody cares if Iran gets nukes, the point he keeps on repeating ad nauseam. People just want lower prices at the pump and a cheaper cost of living. They can't get that with these shitty wars not ending. We had some great gains during the MOU period.
>>62812186>Ywn get paid to neet in Germany and make tardcest babies with your sisterWhy even live?
I think I should have bought TTWO instead of WDC...
Is this how they'll do it?
>>62812188that's a good ideaWhen 4chan went down last year, another general all met up in the comments of one of our pastebins
SOXS will end the day positive, book it
>>62812199For me it was the downdetector comment section
>>62812195the bill is already due but luckily The white workers will just get taxed harder, their retirement benefits cut and more abduls to collect down the line
resold all the next week puts that i closed out on the morning pump...
KEVIN FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOWBESSENT FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
SOXL to 1000 united states dollarinos
>>62812189??? it makes no logical sense to not at least take the chance in 2 weeks time of MAYBE getting one house and having more leverage, instead of guaranteeing having no houses and having zero leverage. There is no reason to not wait 2 weeks, and if the logic is that he has both houses RIGHT NOW, then WHY did he wait months and months to escalate? The long term intention is a ground war in Iran, and that can only be done post-midterms.>He did hint that he might do something before they happenHis words are irrelevant, he also said a few weeks ago that he wouldnt do anything until after the midterms. He is a doddering old fool who just says random things, what actually matters are the movements of US aircraft. Im of the belief we will get one final pump before full commitment and then we descend to niggerhell.
Selling or buying oil?
>>62812218Holding
>>62812218For me it’s an easy put, cheap and and betting on some profit taking once war goes hot again
>>62812208Dat is how vee do it in GERMANY
>>62812218slurping semis
Why not just buy gold right now? Its the lowest its been since July which was immediately followed by a surge to 4600.
>suddenly economic data mattersI doubt it
>>62812189Isreal has pivoted from the nuke narrative into full blown regime change. I know people thought that what was happening before but that language was deliberately absent from the official statements. Until recently that isProbably means boots on ground
>>62812215You can maybe get surprise on targets if they expect you to wait till midterms. I think this is pretty unlikely tho considering it’s what happened last time
>>62812229Nobody asked.
>>62812229Inflation mattersInterest rates matterBond yields matterThe price of oil mattersEarnings are a tossup
I slurped the bottom and I'm not selling until I hit 20% profit.
nice dump into close now kevin, thank you
>>62812233Its not a surprise because Iran WANTS the US to attack now because it benefits them down the line as now Trump has to negotiate with a Democrat controlled Congress which wants to prioritize Russia over Iran
>>62812237It hasn't mattered at all for years. What exactly has changed?
>>62812225Y'all about to do Weimar again, but this time it will be bailouts for France instead of war reparations for France.>>62812232Israel probably about to have regime change after their elections so take everything they say or do in the next week in that context. All for domestic consumption before voting.
>>62812215Israel. Netanyahu's position takes precedence. If he'll be called on he'll do the needful.
I know I'll eventually make it by simply holding my bags.
>>62812243The US can't fight two wars with higher national debt proportionally than WW2. Iran knows this and wants to put pressure on the US.
>>62812251Of course. If you're holding SPY. Not if you're holding CRWV though. LMAO.
>>62812132imagine being bearish heading into a week where GOOGL, MSFT and AMZN report they made infinity billion dollars and project 20000% growth
Gold starts to look nice. Fuck bonds, who wants 5% yield in 8% inflation.
>>62812250Netanyahu is not God of Israe, his personal legal troubles will not hamper Zionism's decades-long plan to subjugate the Middle Eastl. A war cannot be conducted without the United States. And the United States needs to be in the best position it can before full commitment. It is in a terrible position right now with oil at yearly highs, with stocks in the toilet, and with the midterms approaching. And at the end of the day, if Israel truly was dictated by Netanyahu's whims alone, then WHY did they wait several months to strike Iran again in earnest? Why did Israel straight up pull out of the conflict?
>>62812251They fall so humorously, they always stiffen their limbs like fainting goats
>>62812219>>62812222>>62812227My limit hit so I'm out with my initial +15% and still have a small position to hold over the weekend.
>>62812257didnt work for metamarket will find some random bullshit to be worried about if they want to be
>>62812257Abs are made in the kitchen, gains are made after market, and investors who hold short positions or are too afraid to invest underperform.
>>62812260Why can't we all just get along? I don't know, anon. We'll see what fuckery they'll cook up during the weekend. I'm not worried. I'm not holding any semis at the moment. They give me the ick. Maybe once things start looking good again.
>>62812237>Bond yields matter>checks /zb>still hanging onto the 107 handle by a cunthairthe world loves US debt again didnt you get the memo?
>>62812263META is a fake company though, it's just Zuckerberg's little cult where he's accountable to no one. The other companies all have real boards and shareholders.
I went full in on tech stocks just now. Next week we will be riding to the green fields.
I can't help but notice that black beauty posting went down as the market fell. we more nigress posting.
>>62812277Now this is ta I can get behind
>>62812277BIG if true
>>62812259Niggas in 1929
Public execution of Huang the Fag for scamming the whole American economy when?
>>62812257Yeah they're shaking out paper hands before the pump so the big boys can position for gains. Source: I made it up
>>62812263META has always been the gay retard in the mag7. that's why they had to share earnings week with Elon instead of with the good companies.
Bulls here tried to point to the Nasdaq being 0.05% green but now it will finish the day red lol.
How's that "bottom" going, baggies?
>>62812228Yes gold looks great
>>62812245Just because something has been bad before or has been bad for a long time diesnt mean it's ok now.
>>62812295chinese are born scammers
>>62812295Kek, buying gpus early when by the time you have datacenters to use them, they'll be obsolete
>>62812295KWAB
>>62812295Stop posting this grifter
>>62812277bullish
>>62812283two weeks ago smiggas were saying niggettes killed nikethis week smiggas are creaming their pants over niggettespick a side dumb smiggas
ED ZITRONI
>"We increased capex!">stock tumbles>"We decreased capex!">whole fucking market would tumble cause confirmed mistake & bubbleNO WAY OUT
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
only broke niggas sell
>>62812310It seems pretty obvious to me he’s just pandering to the ai skeptics. He’s an entertainer, if this stop getting clicks he’d flip overnight
>>62812321I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
>>62812321Heemed today but finally became profitable this week
apparently, AI is now hacking into servers and shit. code and cyber security jannys are fuming.
>>62812321not good, what a wild monthhopefully the spooky rally next week is realToday: -0.66%This Week: -0.60%This Month: -2.70%This Year: +26.68%From Peak: -6.49%12 Months: +5.82%
>>62812321+1,76%
Okay but you guys gotta admit that Jensen grifted throughout this whole thing, much more so than commentators like Ed or Gavin Baker.
-_- I keep holding out for a good price to sell but get screwed over when I dont sell and then it drops back down or further down. Im tired of this manipulated market. Shouldve cashed out months ago like I wanted to.
>>62812321tie me to a missile to Tel Aviv, I have nothing left to lose
>>62812200-1.8% on the dayWhat happened?
>>62812323Probably. “ just really despise people who have strong opinions about the market but don’t put their money where their mouth is
>>62812321bought more yesterdaynothing happened of consequence todayin other news i looked up my healthcare online account thing and it seems i could, if the mood strikes me, send a dm to the surgeon who shall be stealing my gallbladder next year. i wonder how he feels about the market. he had a twitter but he stopped using it last year.
>>62812170There's always green somewhere
>>62812330+0,46%*
was today a good day??
oh fuck wtf I bought back in on SNDKWho suddenly decided they were wrong with SNDK all along and made everyone transfer to MU? AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
If I had just gona all in on that one stock I really like, Id have avoided all this dumping. I'm so mad at myself for not doing that or you know the 100% cash position was also a good choice.
NIGGERS
>>62812342For bearGODS? Yeah.
>>62812310>>62812314>>62812323Kinda sad some faggy niggas actually believe AI isn't the next internet (heavily overinvested "real" tech that's not making any money short term so trillions will be wiped from the market) because it's too scary to admit they were wrong.
>>62812337it aint over until ah is over
>>62812331We've been saying that the whole time
>>62812338agreed. ultimate fucking grifter to tell niggers to blow up their life saving shorting tech while he sits on the sideline collecting checks to tell people to do a flip off a cliffI'm almost positive this nigger zitron is bankrolled by kikes just to tell goyim to buy dogshit puts that will expire worthless
>>62812348my opinion is that nobody fucking knows what will happen with AI but I will sure as hell ride the hype wave and make profit
>>62812338shorting a bubble without getting obliterated is much harder than recognizing that the bubble exists and why it exists
>>62812342noplease recover on Monday.
It's only going to get worse fir AI baggies.
>>62812338Isn't it dumb and near impossible to make money by timing the dump? If you're a bear that's sure an industry is gonna crash there's very little you can actually do.l
>>62812348Internet only got saved by advertising. It will not save cloud AI based on the results of the ChatGPT ads (advertisers are pulling out cause it has shit ROI compared to marketing on social media, etc.)
>>62812321-0.73%
>>62812359ANON?
>>62812321-0.52%
oilcuck market
>>62812351He's not telling anyone to short tech, he's telling them to wait until it all blows over.
that retard buffett sold AAPL at ~210-240
>>62812321+3% on the day+30% on the weekI'm back to where I started a month ago
>>62812365All I wanted to say is that shorting a bubble is literally gambling.
>>62812132earnings don't matter in a bear market. going to be a week of beats and then dumps anyways.
>>62812321I regret not fucking selling back in July. Fuck me, fuck me,fuck me!!!! If only I realized I needed to be 100% cash so as to focus on irl matters then I'd have happily cashed out at ATH but noooooo I found out I needed to focus on this irl stuff a week into the dump so rather than selling I thought "it'll pump back up and once it does I sell" look at me now. Fuck me. So many short ends of the sticks is what I get in life. I'm so tired. Well not like I'm investing past a certain point, not about to get elft bagholding only for July 2027 having SOXL at $200 after it reverse split at $2 in a 100:1 split ratio.
>>62812277That chart conveniently leaves out the Mcrib returning in Fall of 2021 and Fall of 2025.
>>62812380>1 red week is a bear market
mcrib is awful
>>62812387market has been dogshit past month and has been basically crabbing for months outside of that
>>62812375he can still put his money where his mouth is. he doesn't need to use instruments like options. but yes it's gambling if you want to short a bubble, i agree. "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent" etc. etc.
>>62812321I did nothing and my account didn't move
>>62812391>s&p up 12% on the year>dogshit crab market
Tick tock tick tock
So short the scam pump that's your answer?
SO IF YOU'RE LONELY, YOU KNOW I'M HERE WAITING FOR YOUI'M JUST A CROSSHAIR, I'M JUST A SHOT AWAY FROM YOUAND IF YOU LEAVE HERE, YOU LEAVE ME BROKEN, SHATTERED I LIEI'M JUST A CROSSHAIR, I'M JUST A SHOT, THEN WE CAN DIEOH OH OHI KNOW I WON'T BE LEAVING HERE WITH YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dfBmjrN5W0
>>62812277>over $6 for the mcribWtf man, whst a rip off. I was curious to try it out but $6!?
>>62812387It's been several months.
>>62812380its a kangaroo market and we gotta go back and touch the top blue line again. touching the top blue line one more time was promised to us over 6000 years ago
>>62812321Up 3.71 todayDown 1.23 week
>>62812398ew
>>62812395the market is red past two months
>>62812368
Glad I stuck with team bobo this week
>>62812399>le heckin meal is only $4 more>switch drink>every drink i click ks somehow more expensiveWtf why would I even invest in McDonalds stock? Normies are definitely gonna see these ridiculous prices.
>>62812410*praises you for being smart and having a really big cock
>>628123212% up babyyyyyy
>>62812410I'd rather hold cash
>>62812321+0.69% Slurping next week
>>62812405Depending on which market you're talking about we've been rangebound for a while and we're starting to touch the bottom resistance range. We will get big tech earnings next week and that could bounce us off that bottom resistance. If earnings are bad then yeah I would say start worrying. If anything I think it's a reminder that the market is chomping at the bit to reverse the AI trade and when it actually shows up it will be lightning fast and brutal.
i would do anything for some wet pussy tonight
>>62812395Anon...
Oh more wars, noice, bullish for my oil stonks. Even more bullish when those cuban licensed Shaheds will blow up refineries
>>62812421Abandon your posts! Flee for your lives!
Will I have to pray the Rosary again like last week to keep Trump from killing innocent children?
>>62812419I'm not bullish about earnings calls they're a coin flip at best but yeah things are pretty beaten down so maybe they'll reverse regardless
>>62812321+1.1%
>>62812396will the shadow tanker fleet fix this?
Just bought 30 Netflix 70 calls for Oct 30.
>>62812411Right now you wouldn't. It won't be investable again until current CEO is gone.
tech going down = bear marketonly tech matters. the rest is poor people making weird noises.
>>62812387We'll look back and know this was the start of a lost decade>>62812416Sometimes I feel bad for holding as much spaxx as I do, but then days like today happen
>>62812439I mean it looks oversold but that play seems kind of risky.
>>62812411There so much better fast food. A Chipotle bowl is about the same price as a McDicks combo. Actually where I live an actual sit down meal with a waitress is only a few bucks more.It's so fucking stupid
>>62812321+.59hopefully scorpio season is better than libra -__-'
>>62812449Probably. I'm hoping I gets up that high by Tuesday or so. But shit might hit the fan this weekend lol
>>62812384no it doesn't
>share buybacks up 50% this yearbullish. they wouldn't be buying so much if they thought it was going to pop. retail faggots all think its going to pop so we are going to giga pump
>>62812447I just think holding cash and buying big dips is easier, more reliable and profitable than shorting simple as
>>62812461Institutions liquidated all of their AI positions. Retail is short liquidity for the big boys.
WE ARE THE MEMORY MARINES AND WE ARE NOT SELLING. REMEMBER THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT. VISUALIZE THE PUMP IN YOUR MIND. WE ARE THE MEMORY MARINES AND WE ARE NOT SELLING
Meh, share buybacks doesn't mean much, it rises just as much before a crash. And then after it rises anyway.Shit indicator.
Fuck you guys now i want a Big Mac
Missed replying in the last thread but my mother is 100% going to lose money on something. She's fully retarded and convinced she's smarter than everyone else (including me) which is a terrible combo for investing.
>>62812432>earnings call>erm ackshually you only doubled YoY earnings and didn't triple them>stock tanks
AI stocks in general will tumble on the Democrat victory in the midterms, but Anthropic's later IPO would benefit from it.
>>62812472The 2022 one is particularly funny, I remember it too. Same kind of messages, when every signal was saying the market was overbought. And then -35% nasdump.Guess companies time the market as terribly as dumb baggies. Only difference is they are able to hold their bags, while the baggie will sell at some point.
>>62812475what are her holdings?
Wait, all the women quit? from the 98% women jobs report? Or was it poos who got loo'd.
>>62812470I'm actually 5' 11.5", well above average, so I'm quite tall not short, thank you
>>62812471based SOXL marinenever ever EVER sell
>>62812489Vro really saved the thumbnail.
>>62812489>thumbnail
>>62812489>___s.jpg
>>62812477The thing about earnings is there's no thesis. It's literally a coin flip at best like I said. The only consistency to it is if it's a bad earnings it will tank almost invariably.
>>62812489is this an image for ants
>>62812489the average person doesn't last that many years in the workforce especially the foids
>>62812491>5'11"ngmi
Theyre calling it "faggot friday" in the market, because of how gay it was.
>>62812479Lived long enough for Tech stocks to be Republican coded and pro eminent domain and Dems against technological progress
>>62812500They get enough money so they can price out beta bucks and date only Chad but then age and the idea of working forever sets in so they find a betabuxx once again
>>62812497Oh I agree with you I stopped trying to play earnings after getting burned a few times. It's just a little premature to claim the market is going to crash when companies are still putting up great earnings. Mid terms are also coming up so there's a lot of people all wired up and emotional as well. AHHH the economy is crashing we're all gonna die! you should vote for my guy kinda shit.
Opinions on Sectorial value in pic related?
>>62812516
There going to be some brutal liquidations in Korea on Monday. A lot of them doubled down using margin, but we completely erased their overnight pump during US hours trading today.
>>62812498>>62812496>>62812494>>62812493yes
>>62812515All the various doomer scenarios are just a fancy way of saying they're betting against ai. No one really knows.
>>62812472>buybacks fell before 2008 crash>buybacks fell before 2020 crashseems like a really good indicator
>>62812521can the gooks just stop fucking with margin and options so we can actually have a sane market instead of constant nigger dumps
>>62812522I want to hug him
>>62812525the people causing the dumps are financial institutions using way more leverage than retailthe news is a lie to get you to misdirect your inconvenient emotions
>>62812516I don’t think defense is a strong buy, I’d be looking for exits soon
>>62812516I'll make it simple for youNo need to thank me, but you should.
>>62812530You're partly right but Koreans are also way disproportionately moving the markets and you can see this during kospi hours
>>62812531most defense stocks are like 18 p/e and have an infinite backlog of hundreds of billions of dollars of revenueits a great hedge to carry some in your portfolio. its one of the "crash out" scenarios where we go boots on the ground and the market dumps but you have defense hedge to realize gains and buy the tech dipyou niggers don't hedge anything though you just tard max into 80% drawdowns on 100% leveraged techshit
>>62812321Been a rough week bros. Its been a rough month.
>>62812323He's a commie that guest hosts on socialist podcasts like Chapo Trap House where he can pander to dogmatically anti-AI basedllenials by putting on his John Oliver-copy-cat delivery about how AI just doesnt work, and also nobody wants it!
>>62812523So if you had bet against AI for the last year you missed out on massive gains. I really think the lesson we are learning is to manage risk appropriately because we're seeing how fast market sentiment can shift and how eager people are to panic. Look I'm not saying the market can't crash but we're still within the established crab ranges from the last few months at this point.
>>62812542rough two months
we had it all bros... Soxs niggers won it's going to 200 next week
>>62812540Boots on the ground is the top, that’s why I don’t have it as a strong buy. Not much left to run and risk of random peace
>>62812260>. A war cannot be conducted without the United States. And the United States needs to be in the best position it can before full commitment.If this were the case, they would have never allowed the United States to import infinity migrants to drive wages down, and then export all of its industry to China so nobody American could build the machines of war. This entire thing is the performative Cargo Cult of out-of-touch leaders who have laid the groundwork for their own demise. They have no fucking idea what they are doing. They are following the motions that their grandaddies did in hopes that it gives them the same returns and we're following the motions chasing the line up and down until they die and we enter Zimbabwe inflation to pay for their retarded James Bond Villain LARPing.
>wheat
Wait a minute you goysI'm starting to think we should BUY when the stock market is LOW and then when the stock market gets HIGH I think we should SELL.Has anyone ever backtested this strat?
>>62812576The TOP (like SELL NOW) is Nuclear meltdown. But it doesnt matter because internet and all kinds of comms would be fucked up hours ago.
>>62812605Explain this to me. Why is it dumping when we've been getting memed all year that diesel prices would kill farmers and cause food riots?
>>62812606Ok but when stocks are low I'm too busy freaking out and panic selling to preserve capital. It's called momentum trading
>>62812576SHLD is a solid defense ETF and you can look at march highs to get an idea of what happens if we really go to war. its down like 20% from then
>>62812295based jenson watching out for shareholder.
>>62812615I dunno maybe because the harvest was completed and there's a lot of wheat on the market rn? Maybe because an annoying avatarfag schzio went all in? All we know for certain is that the Jews are to blame.Try again in January
>>62812628Yeah the masturbatory schizo apocalypse theories didn't pan out? What a shocker.
>>62812479Stock market grows better under dems. So there is going to be a massive panic and everything will go giga red, only to launch into stratosphere later this year.
>>62812632Does she need some soap for her finger?
>>62812321-0.63%
>>62812602Well yeah, there's the problem. The rulers of America are genuine retards who bought into the Fukuyama end of history slop and believed that nobody would ever challenge Amerisraeli rule of the Earth ever again. In the event of someone posing a serious threat to that order, like Iran, there's zero credible or competent response because America's strategy was built off the idea that they'd never be under this level of threat again.
WAIT.WHAT IN THE NIGGER?
>>62812260>And at the end of the day, if Israel truly was dictated by Netanyahu's whims alone, then WHY did they wait several months to strike Iran again in earnest? Why did Israel straight up pull out of the conflict?Oh and I can answer this one too, and answer why we will never set boots down in Iran in earnest even if Orange-Glo demanded it tomorrow.Netanyahu is as much of a geriatric as Donald Trump and Joe Biden before him are. The guy is 77 years old. Zognald is 80. The entire world is falling apart because everyone in control is an ancient fossil still clinging on to Cold War ideals of how the world works while letting younger, better businessmen effectively abuse their grandpa for Business scams. Netanyahu demands Zognald invades Iran, beacuse he remembers the Yom Kippur war and the 6 day war and still is under the delusion that Israel is protected by yahw*h and is destined to control the greater middle east. He waits a few days because nobody else is under that delusion, every person below 50 realizes a war with Iran would be disastrous and compromise Israel's security for a hundred years. Netanyahu does not care. He demands things work right now.Zognald also wants to invade Iran because he remembers the Iran hostage crisis and the Shah. He still genuinely thinks there is a chance at installing a puppet government of Iran and putting a gold statue of himself in Tehran. He listens to Netanyahu because they are both ancient skeletons. We get to live with the strait closed forever and over $150/barrel oil once the reserve runs out. The gambit to use Venezuelan oil to supplant Saudi oil was always retarded, but we are ran by extremely retarded people.>>62812632I'm glad someone is positive about it because a lame duck presidency has always resulted in lower economic prospects.
>>62812498>Hike rates because job market was strong but inflation was a little hot>Turns out the job market was shitGod damnit Warsh get out there and give us an emergency rate cut and an apology.
>>62812615>nigger pumped 100%>why line redsame reason gold and silver have been bleeding for months. they pumped too hard
>>62812641Yeah, that's basically the problem. Everyone older than 60 drank boomer kool-aid about Israel being God's chosen people and refuse to listen to reason that this is reality and a book written 2000 years ago isn't going to predict the economics of today. I just wish the cargo cult would end in general, but I'm sure AIPAC and others are working hard to make sure Israel remains on top of American politics.
>>62812544Yeah if you're long tech you should have a hefty hedge
tricks to stop gambling in a crab market?
>>62812498who didn't know the job market was utter ass? we should be cutting rates if it weren't for trump's tariffs and wars putting prices to the moon.
>>62812643MORE WARTWO MORE WARS SIX MORE FRONTSECONOMIC MIRACLE TWO WEEKS
Haven't we used this OP pic a lot? Baker?
>>62812605kek wheat baggies
>>62812606The best strategy is to just hold long term. You're going to be in the market your whole life no matter happens better plan like it rather than delude yourself with quick rich dreams which will make you poor quick rather
>>62812655We should be prosecuting the lying CEOs who demanded we import infinity H1Bs and all industry to India for industrial sabotage, because everyone with a brain knew this would be the end result.
>>62812641well to be fair every administration before trump, knew iran was too tough to actually start some shit with
>>62812632this once the adults are in charge again we will retard pump
>4 month crab nigger market
>>62812647even more important than jobs, real estate is crashing. so yeah, rate hikes are cancelled I suspect.
>>62812663Iran's not tough. We wiped out their Navy, Air Force, nerfed their missile capability killed their supreme leader and sent the next in command in hiding and are running train on their waterway while simultaneously cycling them financially. The projection of any sort of strength is pure cope.
>>62812660I'm outperforming indexs or I wouldn't be trading. If I was a boggletard I would be at my wagie job trying to get more shekels instead of masturbating and talking to autistic people on a mongolian basket weaving forum all day
>>62812660AchshualleeThe best strat is swing trading with god on your side and missing the worst days while being in for the best days which often follow the worst days.Smigstro is honing his craft of chart mapping and astral projection in order to unlock this power. Then I will teach it to my smiggers.
>>62812671oh ok cool so we won the iran war. i was worried we were stuck in a quagmire that was ruining the global economy. MY BAD.
>>62812675missing the best days is brutalit really can niggerpump when you least expect it
>>62812664We must RETVRN
>>62812671>he didn't learn from all the previous forever wars
>>62812671I don't care how many times the US can bend Iran over and rape it in the ass. When do the attack stop and when does regular shipping resume? Fuck everything else.
>>62812674>living the dreamhighly based
>>62812675>what if I perfectly time the market each time and don't get gaped insteadthe guy who just bagholds a diversified port has less stress, effort and more profits
>>62812688This is why no one will remember your port.Mine will go down in infamy or glory there is no in between.
>>62812684I don't think I've ever seen the USA inflict more damage nor inact as harsh of measures in a shorter of time. Not comparable
>>62812675Do you have this chart for UPRO? I only invest into high-return etf like soxl.
>>62812695This sentiment comes from someone gambling with fun money. You don't have real risk
>>62812675>missing 25 best days still outperforms forever holdyou don't even have to hit all of the good/bad days you just have to hit SOME of the good days and miss SOME of the bad days and you outperform boggleyesterday was one of the 25 worst. you are supposed to buy after days like that. its not that complicated
>>62812697the united states took baghdad in six weeks during iraq 2. currently we're too shook to even set one boot on iranian soil.
>>62812273This. Meta keeps failing to produce a tangible product and is likely resting on its laurels. It's been failed product after failed product.
>>62812701yesterday was one of the 25 worst days in since 1990? dude ur buggin lmao the nasdaq was down like 2.5%, lmao.
22.63% YTD, down from almost 28%I'm literelly ruined (nothing personel)
>eMudhra>https cert cracked because one of their private keys was just the number 4>'Stop insulting us!!!'>pumps
>>62812707>up 60% YTD, down 54% from ATH this yearIt's over
>>62812708they quit issuing certs
>>62812705yesterday was the 2nd worst day for QQQ all year and people shorted the bottom after. most of the other bad days were in June at the ATH when I told you niggers to sell and I timed those too and was mocked for going to cash in June
>>62812671>Iran's not toughLolThanks for your input boomer.Iran is surrounded by massive mountain ranges with their Capitol far inland in the center. It's like a big bowl with all of their military targets inside of it. Unless you're going to strike them from space, you can never have a clean invasion of Iran. If you try to land ships, it is trivial to make the kind of munition that can strike from inside the bowl to the outside with no recourse or retaliation. If you try to send aircraft, well, you saw what happened when we tried to send aircraft. If you send drones, they have just as many and theirs have a shorter flight time to reach our bases. It was ALWAYS a retarded idea to invade Iran. There are ancient texts describing how retarded of an idea it would be to seriously invade Persia, and nothing about that has changed. Why do you think despite Trump claiming, every single week, that Iran is wiped out and there is no military left standing, there are still ships being destroyed in the strait and US bases exploding? Obviously, their actual military cares very little what he thinks. Most of it is simply too protected to strike.
so let me get this straight, the US and Israel dropped over 40 000 bombs and missiles on Iran and got nothing accomplishedbut another wave of attacks after months of pause is going to be the decisive move that will turn the tide?
>>62812702I was alive during this time and all I remember was failing to turn up wmd's. Nothing as prolific as our attacks on Iran. Seeing the usn routinely shut down Iranian tankers is something else
>>62812699No but AI might be able to whip one up with minimal errors, I don't have the tokens I spent it all one this. Well worth it!
>>62812697Just two more weeks, Eglin. Two more weeks and the missiles will stop.
>>62812653Stop trying to psyop me into wife hunting in VietnamPlease
>>62812714Their are ships risking it all for huge profits that's to expected. The ones being guided through by usn via the omani route are unscathed
>BE
>>62812722Misdirection is part of the art of war, chud
>>62812534yeah but that's just how koreans are, they can't help but gamble
>>62812643Does he mean discreet?
>>62812700If you are esoteric and wise enough you realise it is all fun money, we made it up, it has no inherent value. They are fun tokens to be rubbed together by clicking buttons on the internet and multiplying. Only a slave gives it any value. The first thing a poor dad teaches is the value of a dollar and hard work, the first thing a rich dad teaches is how to take advantage of that worker and exploit him to trade his one life for a scrap of debasing paper.Git guud smigga. Its all a game and then you die.
>>62812714did we even bomb the high speed rail linking iran to china? i'm guess know which means parts for drones and missiles are flowing in every day
will my 4% bonds save me from hyperinflation?
>>62812725Those ships are getting hit https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/iran-7-ships-hit-in-the-strait-of-hormuz/ar-AA2fOvpsOur own ships have been hit multiple times and in case you haven't noticed: Donald screaming that he owns the strait hasn't translated to the strait being opened or oil falling.
>>62812717we dropped more bombs on vietnam than were dropped in ww2, still lost.
>>62812733and after i die? i am reincarnated as a higher life form because i lived a moral life while you become a centipede because you set a bad example
>>62812734>knowno* lol
>>62812734>did we even bomb the high speed rail linking iran to china?Iran has had a slow-speed rail linking them and China for years.https://www.presstv.co.uk/Detail/2025/05/31/748978/Role-of-new-Iran-China-rail-line-in-changing-global-orderIn case you can't see it because this image is for ants and I don't have a better one: We cannot safely strike that far north into Iran. We would have to re-invade Afghanistan to get a good foothold to stop the supply chain.
>>62812733yeah like I said you either didn't earn your money or you're just gambling with excess money you have no risk
>>62812735I back tested the math and 5% bonds are a lot better than holding SOXL from 300 to 80nigger
>>62812723crabbin is a hard job for hard meni don't think we stand a chance here
>>62812711>Having to quit>This is bullish
>>62812747Where the fuck is the US Space Force?
>>62812737No they are not. Some ships are risking going through uncoordinated for the big payoff>>62812740our strategy in Iran isn't bomb maxing
>>62812759>our strategy in Iran isn't bomb maxingwait, what is our strategy again?
>>62812761We're economically strangling them through a combination of military attacks, sanctions and choking off their lucrative export industry
Just finished my garbage plate. Rochester has the best garbage plates frfr. Now it’s time for me to take a massive.
>>62812717Let me just say this: There is no path in which we win the Iran war with the Military and Leadership we got.Hegseth standing in front of stadiums and people and screaming "TO THE LAST GOY!!!! SEND ME!!!!" has not only not translated into the recruitment numbers that would be required for a full invasion of Iran, it has done more damage irreparably to the public image of the US Military than any Iranian or Chinese propaganda ever could. You can gloat about muh k/d but that will never translate to the Strait being opened. Maybe if the US Military had gone through with this, and then did a serious effort to clean up its image and offer real benefits for joining and for vets would this have worked; they haven't. All of their posturing comes off as desperate, and nobody is ever going to be willing to be known as the person who killed thousands of people for another Middle East war that we're going to lose when we inevitably get tired of hearing of people dying and leave.
>>62812765fuck is a garbage plate
>>62812761you see Epstein said Jews make money on shipping futures. so we park a bunch of boats there and we have a "war" where Iran never attacks Israel or the US and they only bomb Indian oil tankers and then we send bitcoins to the Iranians and Jared Kushner gives billions of slush fund money to whatever grimey fucks keep the "war" going
>>62812759>No they are not.There's literally footage of them being struck. The Donald Trump strategy of just lying about reality may work on shareholders but doesn't work on 4chan.
>>62812767It’s the best, just a tremendous amount of slop for very cheap.
>>62812774so like an american version of egyptian koshary or sth? lol
>>62812766Iran "closing" the strait hurts themselves the most. Oil is flowing through the gulf of middle east back to prewar levels without Iran
>>62812754The only thing hard about crabbing is the other deckhands are disgusting crackheadst.fisherman
>>62812764This is also a retarded idea because it wasn't Iran that was reliant on the strait for economic output. We already sanctioned them dozens of times before that war even started.Look at this graph and tell me that they're the ones hurting by the strait being closed. It's literally business as usual for them. It's okay that you don't get this because you're not the US Military leadership for this country. This entire gambit should have resulted in Hegseth being fired because anybody can look up that this is only hurting us, not them.
>>62812778oh cool so uh when are the fuel prices going down?
>>62812772There's no footage of usn protected ships being struck not even a little their one attempt to attack the usn was obliterates
>>62812775Pretty much. The chilli is what makes it. You immediately get hit with the rumble guts though. As I was racing to the bathroom I grabbed me mum back of the head and slammed her face first onto the carpet. Fucking bitch. Pig bitch.
>>62812714We should sacrifice as many innocent Iranians as possible to satisfy our military objectives
>>62812781>result in hegseth being firedwsj had a thing today about how dems are going to impeach hegseth as soon as they win the midterms
>>62812778No it doesn't. It hurts us way more than it ever hurt them, we were already preventing them from using the strait Remember the whole "Deal of the Century" Trump claimed he brokered? That was to let Iran use the strait again.
inflation is not going to rip everybodies' faces off because it just can't okay
>>62812787The should impeach him right off a cliff into a vat of manure. Maybe cow manure since he loves Indians so much.
>>62812685it wont stop, the point of the war is to fuck china
>>62812788>iran crude oil exportsuh the problem is not that iran can't export, it's that other people can't export. also weird cherry picked chart from ... 2018 to 2020?
>>62812783https://defencesecurityasia.com/en/iran-missile-strike-us-navy-destroyer-arleigh-burke-arabian-sea-ghadr-380-irgc/The USN narrative of "These fires just started themselves" isn't a very strong one when satellite images capture it. Also considering most of the USN ships have moved far away from the Iranian coast to prevent more "mysterious fires" from happening.https://news.am/en/news/1065756
>>62812781It's not just the sanctions but it's also we have better ways of discovering how they move money secretly which we're also actively shuttering. You do not understand these various tactics synergize to create a much more powerful force than sanctions alone. Maybe Iran can survive sanctions forever but not sanctions + shuttering their exports and capturing their tankers, unveiling had stopping hidden financing streams and military attacks. Time is the other factor. Iran admitted the oil chokehold was working after the mou and everything we did then has been amplified since
>>62812796Yeah that's my point: shutting the strait down does not harm them whatsoever. They can have the strait shut down forever and it's business as usual for them. We were already sanctioning Iran from using it. Shutting down the strait is why nobody wanted to invade Iran in the first place. They could keep it shut down forever.
>>62812797no I don't consider your schizo conspiracy to be facts
Good morning saars and PBRA baggies!
>>62812713I do think it could still go down a bit only to jump back up after midterms.
>>62812799This. If it wasn't business as usual then we'd see Iranians complaining on tiktok or one of their podcasts. Since that's not happening things must be going great for them.
He bought...
>>62812799A ground invasion of Iran would end the American Empire forever. It's been one massive blunder after another and the best thing to do at this point is cut losses. But ZOG is too tied to Israeli interests and until greater Isreal is established expect the USA to weaken more and more as it is milked to server Jews.
>>62812798okay but Donald Trump was literally brokering deals in which he gave far more than Obama ever did back to them to end the war.https://cronkitenews.azpbs.org/2026/06/29/trump-iran-deal-assess/When he's begging Iran to take their money back to open the strait again, that's not the actions of people in a position of power>>62812800You don't think satellite imagery of a fire aboard a ship with flames and smoke is real?
>>62812796>uh the problem is not that iran can't export, it's that other people can't export. aHow is that a problem? USA has plenty of oil
>>62812808I think you provided an alternate theory of events not supported by facts because you're a schizo doomer and nothing else
>>62812702Yeah, you can tell who the kids are. Iraq was probably one of the easiest wars we've had (we only stayed longer because we were le heckin'good guys making sure democra lasted). This Iran war is magnitudes different and I fear it sets a precedent where future nations learn a pyrrhic victory will send the US away every time.
>>62812804Iran doesn't give a shit about its people. That's the advantage military dictatorships have in the realm of military power: We have to beg our population to sign up for military service. They just roll up to a village and kidnap as many fighting-aged men as they can. They do not care if every person in Iran starves. Trying to sink to their level is a strategic advantage for them
>>62812807I hope they fuck shit up here so much that we can be the 110th to expel them. I don't even know where they would go to next everyone fucking hates them. put them on a boat to Africa and just drop them off with a bunch of pork as the only food supply
>>62812605They are releasing the strategic wheat reserves
>>62812811>I think you provided an alternate theory of events not supported by facts because you're a schizo doomer and nothing elseOk here's Donald Trump: https://www.npr.org/2026/06/18/nx-s1-5863027/us-iran-trump-memorandum-of-understanding-full-text>The memorandum of understanding released June 17 provides $300 billion for Iran’s economic development and recovery, eases sanctions and unfreezes up to $24 billion in Iranian funds.>The deal also implies that Iran will soon be able to charge ships for passing through the Strait of Hormuz, effectively recognizing control of the strategic chokepoint that didn’t exist before the war.That's several hundred billion more than what Obama was air-dropping back into Iran. Which was also a stupid idea. Trump's third initial deal with Iran was to beg them to take the dark money back that this war was supposedly choking, and let them charge tolls for ships to traverse the strait. I'm extremely happy it blew up in his face and he didn't get to go through with it. That is an unconditional US strategic retreat to allow every tanker to just pay Iran to pass, and Trump was willing to do it.
will things come back on Monday guys.. im scared...
>>62812823That's $300bn earmarked to hand picked companies who will profit on the rebuild which would've been a win for all
>>62812827My prediction is things will go up at some point because they don't only go down
>>62812828Giving money to Iran means we won.
BAKE A NEW ONE.Already.
>>62812830This is a fair prediction. Someone else noted: The people who lost the most in 2008 were the people who never touched the stock market again.
>>62812839Yes when we put $300bn into a fund to be paid to contractors of our choosing to rebuild Iran, stabilize the middle east and make a bunch of partners in the process everyone wins
>>62812615everybody got long
>>62812827gemini says the market is heavily hedged with puts, which forces market makers to sell into weakness to hedge, says the put/call skew is extreme on the bearish side. if volatility collapses though, that eases the market maker hedging demand and causes them to buy back shares they shorted, so if the fed meeting goes well, big tech earnings are good, and there's no increase in headline font size, the market should have a bounce just from a drop in implied volatility.
>>62812842I tried but got hit with a "our system thinks this is spam"Fuck you gookmoot
>>62812827We'll see in the next thread.
>>62812670>rate hikes are cancelledBullishSPY to new ATHSOXL to 400.
Is it really, truly over?
>>62812852and what if trump attacks iran tonight
Is we getting a real dip in the s&p or are we destined to crab forever?
>>62812863There was a massive dip in April this year
>>62812848If we give money to Iran, the same money we went to war to prevent them getting, that means we won.Also let's let them charge a toll for the strait in perpetuity. That means we won too.
>>62812864*end of march
>>62812864Oh thanks I’ll go back in time and buy that one again you dumb faggot
>>62812869>holding cash when war eruptsIt's your fault.
i heard some guy on a podcast say that tech stops are dipping for no good reason and now's the time to buy
>>62812865It's reassuring to know schizo doomers know nothing about business or economics>>62812869you missed a dip at $640 but the next time it happens you won't be posting pink wojaks and telling everyone to buy canned food you'll be buying the dip? You realize there's an epic tech dip rn you could be buying.
>>62812862Likely
>>62812882Unironically it's CUBA time.
guys we're not gonna strike iran before the midterms seriously how many times do we have to say it, name one other time we lied
>>62812886>>62812886>>62812886
>>62812412Thanks yeah it's pretty big
>>62812877>It's reassuring to know schizo doomers know nothing about business or economicsWhen you give money to your enemies in return for nothing, you winMuch better than the previous arrangement when we just used the strait and nobody had to give anything to Iran for it.
>>62812778yeah 2 more weeks amirite
