we need a hero edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62812886
The US is releasing 1/3 of the Northeast Home Heating Oil Reserve (315k barrels). Source: Reuters
100% positioning for a green ripper week
all in on monday pump
>>62814276I'm going back to cash on any pump next week. It seems pretty apparent this is going to be a repeat of 2018 where faggot orange retard does everything he can to prop up the clown car until elections and then everything crashes out
>les futures
Is this bullish?
>>62814276>day 239 of not a single piece of evidence that they aren't deliberately creating an energy crisis
>>62814281>>62814285can you guys align please? getting mixed messageskind regards
>>62814291I agree with him tho... exit pump next week either with mag7 earnings or FOMC. either way I'm dipping on green.
Chances for SPY +2% Monday?
>>62814288techbros are subhuman
>>62814298they are Jews. either give them your foreskin or there will be hell to pay
Hey, it's not your tax money to Israel for once
>>62814288Nothing makes sense in this shit
>>62814307CIA glowniggers have to pay them for blowing up the east/west pipeline I guess. Too much media talking about Jared Kushner slush fund so they just run it through the feds instead
>>62814307This is not tax money. Iraq is so sissified that their oil revenues are deposited directly into the US fed. They're being sent their own money, basically.
I fucking hate silver holy shit this rock is worthless.
>>62814314As if gold is any better atp jumping from 4000 to 4400 like a fucking memecoin
>>62814314It's the perfect time to buy now, we are at the bottom or very near it. Of course if you bought during the parabolic top it sucks, but that is no different than buying the top of AI stocks or whatever.
>>62814314Yes goy buy the stocks at the top instead, or bitcoin
>>62814314>>62814318don't you guys have a general?
>>62814318its going back to 30 and will crab 30 for 15 years
>>62814314Get the fuck out of this thread back to your silver general you retard. How many times do we have to repeat explaining to you why silver is lame?
>>62814323And youre not supposed to be using the computer today, Shekelberg.
>>62814314Its literally a rock. Would you be interested in buying some Baltic Amber from me?
>>62814318fuck off, this is a crypto thread
I've seen so many pictures of broken iPhone Duosthat's enough DD for apple puts.
>>62814330had an old jew tell me that I look like a jew. i need to fix my nose... calls on nose jobs next week goyim
>>62814323>>62814327>>62814328Silver always attracts so much seethe it's incredible
I make fun of SOXL faggots a lot but anyone that bought silver paper silver over 50 is the blackest dumbest gorilla nigger pico top buyers ever.
>>62814336I remember my little cousin and his friends got in school suspension for screaming goyslop all the time. It got so bad that the school held an entire assembly to talk about it
>>62814338Buying paper PMs is usually a sign of low intelligence to begin with.
>>62814339I think after the boomers die we can finally be the 110th
>>62814335Smart money knows the game
>>62814335bonk loading
>>62814346Berkshire owns a fuckton of GOOGL nigger wtf are you talking about
>>62814346Sir, another plane just hit costcos pe
Your bullshit is a lot of fun Jerry. I like your bullshit. You might not like my bullshit. There is room for my bullshit. You did your best and you won or lost. When you lost you told the other losers to learn from your losses and keep losing. Return, remember you won instead. That you think you did not, and that you think you do not need to learn from the win either is what we need to discuss. You got what you want. You forgot what you need. Come home.>Ticker: O
>>62814359I like that stock
>>62814354When you ask an AI where you should invest, it tells you to buy Apple and Costco because of their pristine balance sheets, regardless of P/E ratios. Then you make money, decide AI is a god, and buy AI stocks. After that, you listen to the news saying AI is a bubble, panic-sell your AI stocks, and run right back to Apple and Costco.
>>62814366I remember when a boomer told me to ask ai how I should invest in gold. so now my portfolio is 50% gold and 50% AI
>>62814378Past and future value in perfect balance. No room for presents compromise. I like it! Brickelbaumian to the core, like a good neighbor. Just keep my Martha out of it while I tend the North 40
>>62814378lol mine too what a coincidence
>>62814378The AI tried to shill gold to me as well, but when I told it I'm not a boomer, it immediately switched back to pushing AI stocks.
I hope you shorted with 10x like that german flag in that /pol thread advised. That guy that isn't me thoughbeit
I'm sure this will end well.
NIGGERS
Just starring at my gains waiting for Monday market open. Is this life?
>btc cratering
>>62814431I guess everyone will be poor together
>>62814431I wouldn't put much into that chart, as brokerages are now significantly more accessible than they were 25 years ago. They're also (in my experience,) substantially cheaper to bank with compared to traditional banks.
>AI finally has creative impact outside of porn and fake TikTok videos >reverse engineering compiled code >incredibly popular>OpenAI and Anthropic start banning people for this because big companies like Nintendo and Samsung are upset>people immediately move to open source Chinese models to keep goingI don't understand the long term plan here guys.
>>62814442kek cryptofaggots going to spend the entire year in the red
Name 1 (ONE) thing that makes this time different from all the other times this year that FUD and oil prices crashed the market for a couple days. YOU CAN'T.
>>62814447The long term plan is to have robotics and AI advance enough to create sexbots. That's literally it.
>>62814453Time has passed and the bad things have continued to accumulate They never went away people just stopped acknowledging them
>>62814462So what if they just.. continue ignoring them?
>>62814459How are LLMs useful for robotics besides making them talk?
>>62814453Oh FUCK calvin and hobbes postingSELL EVERYTHING BOYS IT'S COMING
>>62814465For making decisions in unscripted environments
>>62814431>Boomers with 3-5 decades of 401k contributions and needing a good market to megadump on keep getting their stocks pumpedSimple as.
god dammit, my jeans have a hole in themi'm going to have to invest in a new pairi will never financially recover from this
>>62814453inflation accelerating and growth slowing
>>62814453>>62814495that's two things, my bad
>>62814491Holes are popular nowadays.
>>62814453well for one, Bent oil is literally at this years high
>>62814503not where this one is
>>62814514New totally real deal announced tomorrow, trust
>>62814471Sounds expensive Would it be calling a model the whole time? Necessitating internet access? Or would it have a few 5090s onboard?
>>62814523exactlyoil reserves are downand noone believes any fake deals anymore
MR WARSH LOWER THE DAMN RATES, MY SHITCOINS AND AI STOCKS ARE BEHEEMED
We're gonna be printing money like crazy within the next 6 months.
>>62814431their is nowhere else to go. houses cost more than they appreciate, shiny rocks are doing shitcoin things, cash is less valuable that toilet paper during COVID.
>>62814518Mine always get a hole in the crotch because I buy those super soft comfy jeans that have the durability of tissue paper. I just treat them like a consumable.
>>62814453This time it's different
>>62814568Fine, I believe it, but only because it's coming from a fellow C&H poster
>>62814548Thank you trump
>>62814532Idk I’m not an expert but that’s the pitch. It’s probably cloud based to keep the actual robot compact and it’s probably not technically an llm at that point but the foundations are similar
>>62814575He's made gold cheap and will inevitably make it worth a whole lot more. Thank you Trump!
>>62814577I appreciate your honesty anon I wasn't trying to interrogate
>>62814453It’s gone on longer which makes me worry, then again maybe I banished the worst of the previous dump from my mind making this seem worse t. Permabull
>>62814447> The internet was supposed to spread information, connect the world, and bring about global peace. Instead, people just use it for porn. Similarly, AI was supposed to democratize financial analysis so anyone could run their own hedge fund. Instead, people just use it to generate AI porn.Human is beyond salvation.
>>62814587The Internet was never going to any of that or be anything more than tv 2.0 you were just a dumb kid
>>62814592The Internet is objectively instrumental for information gathering and its testament to your likely age that you dont realize that. You can learn anything, literally anything, in record time with nothing except your trusty PC and a working internet connection. AI has made this even easier.
>>62814587yeah because when india connected to the world it really improved the global opinion of them
>>62814587The internet does do that though (not global peace lmao), thinking about it the idea was that since people could communicate over the internet there would be more of an understanding, except as thirdies have continued to get on the internet others realise what dumb spiteful faggots they areIn AI’s case with autotranslate we can now see in real time how insufferable certain groups of people are i.e. Japanese whining on twitter
>>62814592it's closer to the fax machine
>>62814595Uhh yea anyone could do that but it takes effortAin't no one got time for that unless you're a weirdo
>>62814587the only thing giving everyone a voice has proven is that most people have absolutely nothing of value to say and anyone with an IQ under 100 should unironically be killed without remorse
>>62814447reverse engineering anything feels too dystopian to me
>>62814548>lame duck president is going to print moneyits going to nigger crashout and orange retard will stroke out because he gets 24/7 hate speech on his personal echo chamber about diesel being $20/gallonhis last dieing days he will spend trying to name more shit after himself and put his face on the $200 bill (worth $100 inflation adjusted)
>>62814608If it weren´t for the internet I would never have known that there are people out there that think 5G is giving people cancer. Of course the entire thing is an internet caused phenomenon, elsewise they would´ve been superstitious peasants afraid of the local bog spirit.
>>62814604I hear a lot of people say they want to get rich, but they actually don't. What they really want are the things money can buy: social status, high-status relationships, and peer envy.
>>62814616>you know it doesnthttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7753259/
Everynyan is so gloomy today. We all need to take it easy. If we all have positive feelings, we will make good decisions and everything will be fine.
>>62814619Wiggers, I just want to rest. Man was born tired and he lives to rest - commandment 1. of the ten Montenegrin Commandments.
Guys, there is a full moon on Monday. What are the market implications for this?
>>62814626Werewolf attacks
>>62814624OPTIMISM ALWAYS PAYS OFF
>>62814616cool story, Shlomo
I wouldn't worry about this being the big one, because the next shemitah year doesn't start until Sept 20th 2027.
I'll be reading Keynes this weekend (and the following months), the "General Theory on Employment etc.". What do you think of it?
Warsh Wednesday Next week.
>>62814643waste of time reading about some oldfag that lived before 99% of the world economy was shabbos goyim printing infinite debt based on nothing to funnel into Jewish tech startups and wars for israel while the president shills dog coin pump and dumps and all of the goyim gamble on get rich quick schemes with 20x leverage because they know working is pozzed
Rockets don't work on batteries. Safe landings are concepts that people really like. You are rolling bones for pennies. We are thrilled you are having a good time. We will rotate your poles to attract for you because you only repel. You will get your soft landing.
>>62814649how will he fuck up this time
Nothing happened today I see, as usual.
>>62814662he either hikes and we crash out or he doesn't hike and we get a mini pump and then crash out and everyone thinks he is a compromised faggot
>>62814662Hiking rates unless get begged by republicucks not to, before midterm.
>>62814567>hole in the crotchThat's because they're sagging, pull up your pants.
>>62814667everybody treads lightly because the US gov is aggressive and corrupt as fuck. Better wait it out until Trump leaves.
>>62814652Didn't realize Keynes lived in the 16th century
>>62814662He could lower rates. That would be a big fuckup.
>>62814622I wrote my thesis on EMFs in public spaces and basically the entirety of ICNIRP, which is the source for exposure limits in the EU, is comprised of industry professionals representing companies. The conflict of interest is astounding but nobody fucking cares even when uni eggheads warn of it. That being said the way microwaves work and the lack of epidemiological data makes me think the 5G scare is a psyop. ELF-EMFs are much more dangerous and yet nobody talks about them. People are very happy to settle near power lines or transformers.How is this finance and stock related? Buy NOK because they'll never have any regulations fucking them up when 6G eventually comes out.
>>62814673he wrote his shit before WW2. he didn't know how gay and Jewish everything was going to become.
>>62814674no it wouldnt
>>62814675might be a nothingburger but its wild that pseudo will blindly "trust the science" and listen to corporations shilling narratives. same companies were telling boomers its okay to breathe in leaded gas and pregnant mothers its okay to smoke cigs.they actually had a "trust the science" moment where they held a conference and had a guy drink leaded gasoline infront of a crowd to prove how "safe and effective" it was. he immediately got giga fucking sick and they hid him from the public eye
Niggerween incoming
>>62814643Do you have sufficient cladistics knowledge to be able to see when he's dodging the question?Which contemporaries was he testing his theories against? How have past or future economists and economies debunks his theories or assumptions?
I am financially crabbed. Should I start using my margin? I usually don't use it.
>>62814674They've been raising rates for 6 years and it's not taking inflation. Maybe they should try lowering
>>62814678the economic War on China is going great via the Iran War. More economic pressure please. Interestingly enough the higher rates are bringing the Russians to peace talks or more precisely the Ukrainians to ceasefire.
>>62814675How's Aldo Canova doing?
>>62814689>nigger print money>why things more expensive>nigger print money>why things more expensive>the only way out is to nigger print more moneymaybe they should try not nigger printing? the national debt math is so grim... people always talk about social security being the issue but the US could -100% totally scrap all social security spending and we would still have a defecit.we spent more on interest than defense in the last year and we have to refinance 11 trillion dollars of loans to higher interest next year. its so fucking over we are legitimately going to get a global recession if the stupid orange faggot tries to nigger print his way out of this
>>62814687Why? So you can pay interest while you crab even harder?
>>62814696the higher they raise rates the worse the deficit gets
>>62814689Untrue. I just saw the whole foods cookie selling for $1.89 instead of its usual $2.It was 250kCals instead of 400kCals too.I really do need to start an independent price index for my lifestyle. I think I need better maths tho. I want to ask what changed. Recipe or serving size.
>>62814696Yea so let's drop the rates to 0 for that one quarter where we have to refinance and then we can racist it back up to 5 the next quarter
>>62814705lmfaohonestly why not
>>62814705Genius
I think they should just give me money for free
>>62814704His massive forehead makes his face look small
>>62814709>>62814714its literally what the whole "COVID" scheme was all about. fake coof to refinance debt.
>>62814731now that ya mention it, I'm starting to feel a coof coming on
>>62814735yeah, not feeling too goodyou proabably infected me as well
>>62814735>>62814736don't worry about the $10/gallon gas goyim we are sending $5000 checks asap
>>62814741its all good we can just print million dolla bills yall
SPY is going to pump, I just know it. This always happens when I buy puts over the weekend.
Is gold gonna go up guys i used a bit too much leverage..
>>62814748nigger they literally did a fake peace deal this very monday. would it surprise you if David axios tweets Pakistan is brokering peace deal imminent at 9:30:01am est again for the 20th fucking time
Looking to buy TQQQ if it keeps going lower desu
>>62814748I went all in 70 dollars worth of SPY calls They expect one of us in the wreckage
>>62814696Not really that grim. It should taper off after 2030.Boomers have left such a massive entrepreneurial activity and innovation gap its crazy. If you cut every McMansion in half, for a innovation garage, and living space. Also every fucking office building can be 75% working space now rather than paperwork and cubicles. If you're not running 3D printers and CNC machines, and Wood lathes out the wazoo you're a fool. If you drop circuit boards into the mix, every adult household is at boomer NASA level technology with a magic nigger calculator that accepts basic speech inputs to do complex calculus. The FAFO times are soon.The US doesn't want to senicide and that's fine. There's an economic value chain that will emerge. Right now its get money. but once money is abundant. it will be get stuff. Stuff is pretty abundant though so it will be get cool stuff or better stuff. Not necessarily more stuff, as stuff itself is depreciating.The stuff economy is a bit weird.
>>62814753>>62814748>just crabs all week
>>62814759meant for>>62814748>>62814754
I post videos of myself taking a dump. It’s on my main asmr channel but I can’t post it here for obvious raisins.
>>62814756>bro we are going to be so productive in the futurethe average American has like $400 in their checking account but they owe Klarna $20,000 and their credit cards were maxed out a year ago (they just ignore the phone calls). like 25% of student loans are in defaultdebt is going parabolic and the faster it goes parabolic the faster it goes parabolic. we went from 1T to 40T in a couple decades we will hit a quadrillion debt in the next decade if they keep nigger printing. you cant "outgrow the debt" bussy stop saying this stupid shitthe entire plan boomer Zionist faggots have is just to print as much money as possible and then die and let other people clean it upthe funniest part of this shit is they told retail to ape into it with leverage because "you are totally going to get bailed out bro don't worry". every stupid retail faggot on earth just buys the dip with leverage assuming we can print our way out of it as we rapidly approach a number where we cant print anymore
>>62814747hopefully Costco chickens and dogs will still be $5 and $1.50 respectively.
Man I wish I was high on potenuse ngl
The issue I have with the FUD in the current market is it's right on time for midterms and the fundamental picture of things hasn't really changed. It's very likely the tension is getting ratcheted up artificially to influence elections.
>>62814685I've only read some Smith and Marx.
>>62814768why do commies not learn from their own failed history?theyre doing the same shit that doesnt work over and over again
>ctrl + f>babe>0 resultsi missed this past week because i was out of town dealing in the real world. semis really got heemed huh?
>>62814764Don't worry they're gonna let techbros independently issue stablecoins backed by treasuries and offload the inflation to india and africa. It's a flawless plan
>>62814626Buy new moons
>>62814772Learning is for fags nerdYou better not be some kind of glasses wearing fuck
Women owe me sex
>>62814774I auto hide any babe posts, feels good.
>>62814774This nigga is my goat bc he was railing teen puss
>>62814777yeah, we already know commies are clinically retarded
>>62814774Babe schizo was especially desperate for love past couple days. His mom must've been big mad about their portfolio
I feel like the commies had it better than this ngl tbqh
>>62814772wonder what conditions keep causing commies to try to make it work? maybe that's the real issue people should start addressing.
>>62814785>How dare someone have a nicer life than me!That's literally it
>>62814785commies are just mentally il liars and people fall for itthey all deserve to be shot
>>62814784Yeah its way better to have to wait 4-7 years to get your own personal car due to supply issues.
>>62814770I think there's a further minor dip this week, around 5% total, and we nigger pump next Monday.
>>62814770yeh its why I'm bullish shorterm. smiggerdamus predicted the same shit that I see happening>max fear right now>retard pump short term to rape bears>crashes out hard as fuck after midtermsit also lines up with the exact same playbook from 2018>>62814285>nothing has changedexactly. shit has been fucked all year its just a matter of how long until "the music stops"
>>62814776>>62814626Hunter's moon in western culture. It's the moon that lights the way to find prey after the harvest moon, since all the crops are knocked down and it was easier to spot them in the fields. It represents gathering meat for the coming winter, and if you were to translate this to modern day stock trading it could imply that moves have been made to clear the path for cheap purchases before winter gains, even potentially signaling a time of "hunting" (margin calling) to acquire cheaper entries.
It always gets better after midterms. Always.
>>6281479418 for 18 on historic returns since 1956. Seasonality absolutely shows that stocks -should- perform well through January.
>>62814794Except major escalation in Iran will happen after midterms most likely on November 6th
>>62814782he said he has 1200 shares of SOXL on margin. I hope so... I hope he kills himself finally.
>>62814792>>62814793I'm Anonymous and I endorse these messages
>>62814797Thank god, hopefully trump goes pedal to the metal and does all the unpopular but necessary shit
>>62814785Are you implying that there is some sort of cause and effect in the universe and things don't simply happen?
>>62814801>does all the unpopular but necessary shitpoliticians? never gonna happen
>>62814691I dug the thing out and it seems like I didn't quote him once.
>>62814792Wall Street actually uses prediction markets as a pricing tool to bake midterm outcomes into equities, while zoomers provide the info with their bets.
>>62814784Only in the sense infinity indians weren't economically necessary for boomernomics and the tech singularity
>>62814807>warsh isn't allowed to raise rates because kalshi bet says 90% no hikeI dunno man grim as fuck if true. if this nigger walks on stage and he is like "1.3% PPI last month WOWWEEE guis I dunno well anyways we are going to do nothing and I have no guidance at all"they are calling it the most Jewish market of all time
>>62814804It happens sometimes when they are barred from rerunning
>>62814810Reminder according to the government there is a glut of oil out of the Strait just so much yummy oil pouring out of the Strait into our tummies so much oil we will never run out of oil we're talking all time highs of oil
I went all cash in late September and stopped checking the market. Looks like it’s been a dump. Is this the one?
>>62814797funniest possible timeline>midterms pass>war ends for real>euphoric bulls>market pumps to highs because war ends>giga nigger crashes after to new 52 week lows because turns out debt bubble is still fucked, everything is a scam and oil isn't going to normalize for the next 2 years and inflation is spiraling out of control>some dogshit company like ORCL implodes
I really hope we get one more week before the facade all crumbles. I'll probably leave everything other than fertilizer near mid terms
>>62814431Not what you think it isBrokers are heavily shilled even for kids, and its a accepted truth that holding cash gets eaten by inflation so everybody invests
We're in a god damn bear market
>>62814823the military equipment posted up in the ME isnt for nothing. a war is absolutely gonna happen and thats why trump will taco. PRICE IT IN!
>>62814825>its a accepted truth that holding cash gets eaten by inflation so everybody investsBonds could fix it
I'm surprised they haven't done anything. Either Netanyahu already has it in the bag or he's given up, and I don't believe that he has. Guess we'll see on Tuesday.
>>62814821Hardly a dump but normie niggers freak out over 5% moves
>>62814831JUST IN: Ben Gvir suicide with four .50AE to the back of the head
>>62814831He tried staging a terror attack with that Flydubai flight but it didn't work.
>>62814831Niggas really think King Jew is not gonna use Jewish tactics to win an election but will instead just start a war he cant win
>>62814821In some instances this is a dump yeah, like with gold/silver for instance. But nothing major, the issue is that a lot of things are happening within a relatively short span of time. Within the next 2-3 weeks we have:>Fed's decision>PCE print>Israeli elections>American midterm elections>Potential resumption of the war in Iran>Yearly high on crude oil
>>62814826Objectively false.
>>62814840None of those things are new. Ask yourself why they are now getting spammed as giant headlines then line up why they chose the week of elections to do it. I think the real thing to pay attention to was coreweave and the erosion in confidence of the AI trade and the rotation into defensives we saw last week. I mean if you're leveraged to the tits on SOXL yeah be scared but so far we aren't outside of anything we have encountered before.
>>62814662Fed funds futures have no hike priced in at 90%. So, if he hikes, asses will get blasted.
There's our little tranny trader....how's the portfolio going today?
>>62814756we literally just need to abolish social securityif you can't put 0.5% of your income into voo then you can work until you dieit is a choice
Smiggers seething about communism when I've literally seen you guys have a 4 figure folio. My nigga you are a communism volunteer.
>>62814852I know that. Thats why Im not worried. Gold for instance hasnt even come close to its July lows. People see a relatively normal dump and extrapolate it to the end of the world. The only things I am actually concerned about are the oil prices, which are clearly out of fucking control, and the fact that the only reason the war hasnt escalated is due to the midterms cucking Trump out of escalatory action.
>>62814858I have 6 figures when you count the decimals, actually.
>>62814860Sure if oil stays higher for longer then adjust your positions accordingly. But a whole ton of FUD dumped in the media cycle during midterms is suspicious at best.
>>62814764So what if it does?If the numbers don't matter and the US currency has failed what 5-6x in history? Damn near every lasting civilization has fucked it up a couple of times. What do you do with your time?What is the root of money? the Credulity and Credibility of the American People.If the big Keynesian Hole got dug and you don't want to rebalance the currency you can void your debt. Who cares what the world thinks? If you're going to honor the obligations of your forebears, that's cool too. Just know that its going to take a lot of digging, hopefully you dig in a different spot.
>>62814774i slept in today>>62814747banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jL7O3SA5Cs
>>62814860Oil price is low or gold is too high
>>62814858I have more figures than I have fingers lil smiggaThe only good commie is a dead commieAnd the Vietnamese, those gooks are alright.
Oil is still too low. I expect it to break past $120 next week. It already hit $117 last week. It shouldn't be difficult to break past that, especially since shit in the mid-east is worsening, even without Israeli shenanigans or direct US strikes. The Houthis keep attacking the Saudis. There were more attacks today. There will likely be more attacks tomorrow as well. This is gonna be a wild ride.
>>62814858It's a temporary embarrassment I've made 13.46 so far doordashing today, these bootstraps don't pull themselves up!
Capitalism is a predator.Communism isn't.Obviously when both exist capitalism will kill communism.
>>62814889Or maybe one day you'll grow a fucking brain and start to think about the world outside of two meme extreme forms of government from 100 years ago
>>62814858So what? You could have a three figure portfolio and communism would still be bad for you. If you have any aspiration whatsoever to escape the underclass and have financial independence then it's nothing but a roadblock which steals from you to feed niggers.The middle class are who loses to socialism - the rich have the means to avoid most of it and the poor have nothing anyway.Moreover communist institutions simply don't even work. On paper you can have "free" healthcare and means tested welfare but the reality is terribly unaccountable healthcare and petty corruption.
Bunch of temporarily embarrassed niggers here
>>62814896how about yes
>>62814876RetardSmigstrodamus back again to show you exactly how oil plays out from here.
>>62814903On /biz/ - Business & Finance? I'm shocked.
>>62814906look at BrentBrent is more important for gasoline prices
>>62814910You mean the commodity that is trading at its generational bagholder levels, sure does look like a fine entry point, black goo baggot!
>>62814906But you're looking at crude... I was talking about brent...
>>62814879>todayyour fucking up. I don't do DD and uber fri and sat nights. about 9pm-1am. regularly clear $600/night. not worth slogging it all day.
>>62814918We're not talking about trading it though. We're discussing the ramifications of high brent prices and the impacts these have on the economy. Higher brent = stronger inflation and pressure on risky investments. The worse things become, the less risks investors are gonna take buying into semiconductors, especially in their circular financing schemes and unproven profits. They'll rather hedge in safer havens until and if things stabilize. That's all.
question, do you guys have like an excel spreadsheet where you not down every position you open etc? if yes, what sort of cool and useful insight do you get by doing that, do you feel like its helpful to keep a spreadsheet like that?
>>62814925If this is the case then why is gold dumping back down to July levels? It makes zero sense. Yeah the yields are high but a rate hike would just destroy gold further.
>>62814925I agree with everything you are saying on paper, but it won't play out the way you think it will when it will, but I do think we revisit this crisis in 6 months. In the meantime we will post some silly new ATH on QQQ & SPY.
>>62814857Do that if you want. Tort law will destroy you. The bottom 30% of people operate at a loss. The bottom 50% are more likely than not, a loss. Below 115 you cannot find someone with full reading comprehension capacity.Do Not Push this button might ask, why is Push even written on the button at all? it invites curiosity. They have a full 7 item short term memory. But if they're walking, talking, chewing gum, reading at the same time. They have only enough room for 3 items. You don't know which combination of the 5 words will enter their subconcience. Do Not PushNot push thisPush this ButtonNot Push thisNot Push ButtonPush This ButtonDo Push ThisDo Push Button4 Boom Conditions, 4 Safe Conditions.Currently its cheaper to just pay them off via social security. Rather than dealing with them honestly. Gen X however is particularly shit at fundraising and too small to make much of a difference. And people are finding out too late that you need 2-7 years of seasoning to get major capital loans.Its not like there's no markets to corner. Sneaker culture exists. McDonalds exists. The bar to successful lifechanging product line is so low its crazy.
>>62814934I don't think what I'm saying matters at all for day traders. They'll trade no matter the market. But for investors that's a different story. >>62814933I think it's multiple reasons all at once. I've read that central banks have been recalling gold at home, likely in anticipation of a financial shock and requirement to churn out a fuckton of money to stabilize the bleeding. Many don't know what the fuck to do. Are bonds alright? Well, certainly not French bonds. Fuck that. US should be better, but how much better? The interest payments alone are becoming retarded. How is this sustainable? Stock market investors are starting to raise more and more questions about the viability of AI as a profitable industry. Basically: "Where's my fucking money, bitch!?" Coreweave is the ugliest example, followed by Oracle I believe. And I doubt that Nvidia is going to come to the rescue. It's all talk. Not sure what the current situation of real estate is and how many are seeking refuge there. This is one of my blind spots. And then there's the world economy. War is very inflationary as you know. And if the cost of living goes up too high, who's going to buy into AI as a non essential service? That's the million dollar question. And as you know, gold isn't an investment. It does fuck all by just sitting there, especially with Europe's economy going to the shitter and the USD strengthening. There's a lot of uncertainty. I'd watch brent above gold since it's what drives the whole economy.
>>62814852defensives will tank too if there is another selloff. They are overbought and I already realized my gains on that shit. Boomer shit like PEP and KMB pumped 20% in a week on fear its not going to keep pumping in a bear market everything will be niggered. its why I rotated back to tech short term there is more upside in tech than goyslop at 52 week highs
>>62814947Investors would be remiss to be sidelined for the coming relief rally and after we make one final low, the eventual blowoff top rally.We have already had some of the worst days (there will be one more serious heem day this year) We have at least 2 of the very best days of the year still to come from TACO and bullshit.Consult the chart smiggers, smigguettes and non-smigaries.
>>62814954Well.... depends on their financials, doesn't it? How much debt are they holding? How long can they hold until things improve? I think that's why things have been so uncertain recently. There's just too much debt and fear.
>>62814947I believe gold is likely to continue its pattern of falling, then pumping at a lower level, then falling, then pumping at a lower level rinse repeat. It all depends on if we get an attack on Iran tonight or tomorrow. If we dont then gold is likely to recover. Its too important of an asset to be bouncing around like a memecoin to numbers like 3500
>>62814959if you have debt you shouldn't be gambling on lines. payoff your credit card first smigger. anything over 8% I would pay that shit off before I put a single nickel into the casino even into a "safe" 401k at work or your boomer VOO portfolio
SNeeDK is really cheap atm. Go with it if you want to gamble with positive odds on a 3x MU letf.
>>62814959If you are 'investing' using debt at unfavorable interest rates then you are gambling plain and shrimple smigga.Smigstrodamus doesn't use leverage, he already likes ladies and liquor too much and knows the trifecta would destroy him. Less than 5% of cash allocation is for fun short term options. And 10% for longer term calls and leaps. Rest is pure shares. Slow and steady does unironically win the race and it isn't that slow when it snowballs. Leverage is a death kiss, do not use it smiggers, if you are leveraged gtfo. The only time I would consider it is during historic bottoms, 2011, 2022, Liberation day 2025, you could even argue Iran war March 2026. This is not a historic bottom. Do not leverage.
>>62814978Can you stop redditspacing, my pinoy friend? Thanks.
>>62814959it's just market plumbing. oil is not an input for chips, nor the customers of them, and slightly higher interest rates get shrugged off, nobody, not even oracle, is going to miss a payment. the growth engine of the economy is going fine and current events are not a big enough obstacle to derail it.
>>62814961Gold will just get swallowed on big dips by China. Then when the next crisis happens, it will come out that China has 4x the amount of gold they reported
>>62814971Based and sneedick pilled
>>62814982shut up, let him write like an actual human with a sense of readability. If it was a wall of text nobody would read it
>>62814989It's atrocious and makes him look like a clueless boomer.
>>62814994boomers can't even write
>>62814978QLD after a 30%+ drawdown
>>62814978Apologies, I was referring to leveraged institutional investors and funds, not meaningless individuals. They are the ones that make the big moves we all profit from. And right now they're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Holding cash might unironically be the best move right after short term bonds. Imagine investing into semis when Trump is going schizo on socials, Israeli elections literally around the corner and US midterms in less than 2 weeks. And defensives can only soak up so much before they become oversaturated and everyone starts to flee. Basically, I'm trying to get a read on the current situation in anticipation of more SHTF and being in the right position at the right time to benefit the most. I don't want to hold bags, tyvm.
>>62815008>imagine investing in semis when XYZI bought SOXX Thursday just because it was beclowned. Simple as. I hate AI and wish everyone in California would get gassed and I just bought it because its raped so hard and for no other reason
>>62815008babe you don't get it. you have to be brave and buy because all of that is priced in. if you wait until there's nothing to fear is when they really rug you. you want this game to be fair and intellectual but it's just not, it's vibes and heart.
I'm the only one buying like crazy this days? I bought GE at $280 after beating estimates and rising guidance, also some GAW and RR. on friday too, and I have 20k in several orders set for TSM in case of a panic sell, If if keeps going down good, I have more money to deploy. You need fear to get good entries.
>>62814994Because it pisses this autist off I am going to double reddit space now and take up even more of your screen.Thank you for your attention to his matter!>>62815008No need to apologise my smigga your reasoning is sound. Leopold's SA will go to 0 but I don't think its just yet. I think in 6 months time we all call him boy genius again.But that gangly gawky freaktopus uses leverage ludicrously and he will pay the Ken Griffin troll toll one day.
I shoot hate Smigstrodamus poster
>>62815008The market is quiet, but opportunities are still out there—like going long Google and short Broadcom (AVGO), given that a lot of planned data center projects are about to be canceled.
>>62814801>Thank god, hopefully trump goes pedal to the metal and does all the unpopular but necessary shithow much have you been coping for the past decade to think this. all he will do is the unpopular and unnecessary shit that benefits the jews. one of his first acts when took power in 2016 was pardon Schlmo Rubuskin who was convicted of hiring a bunch of illegals. This shit hasnt stopped, and we are getting in a ton of debt and fucking inflation for Iran. please kill yourself.
I like the double spacing because I know it’s MSFT god or his alter ego smiggerdamus
>>62814994let him be, is easier to filter.
>>62815036tds, it’s a bipartisan dynamic
>>62814985And then whatThey'll still be chinese
>>62814966Why pay off 8% apr when you can reasonably make 24% apy in the market
>>62815057Hurrr durrr great contribution
>>62815060Because you’ll be forced to sell your bags at the bottom in a real nigger market. While he who is debt free will be able to keep his positions and buy the bottom.
>>62814924Nice. I literally have nothing better to do with my life so I might as well dd lunch and get out of the house>>62814930I do that when I'm seriously swing trading and track my average monthly profit. Helps keep me focused on upcoming opportunities and stick to my plans long term.
>>62815067LMAO it's just debt nigga it's not even real like close the laptop and walk away niggaIt's all unsecured loans hahahaha
>>62815066Is that supposed to save them from their deflationary crisis or something? They'll still be arrogant expansionist assholes with no friendly neighbors
>>62815080You think any hint of deflation is going to last long? The whole world is going to bring out the monetary bazooka
>>62815079>just let it go to collections and get your wages garnishedyeah seems like a great plan
>>62815088>Xi is playing 5d chess!>Trust xir's plan!They're already struggling with deflation dumbass
>>62815099Half of US GDP is jews paying other jews to move money around.
>>62815095Kek imagine being a wage slaveY'all cowards don't even commit acts of financial terrorismWell aren't you just the goodest goy
>>62815106Yeah it really sucks having no debt and owning my house. I should have debt maxed and committed financial sudoku like you anon.
TELL ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROWNOW
>>62815008my doggy heard some thunder and he's hiding under my desk. the best thing for fear and worry is having someone to hold you
>>62814933>>62814947PMs are dumping because states are selling off gold reserves to buy guns and oil for the war.
>>62815132??? the report came in that central banks are buying 4x as much gold as before.
>>62814351brk-b's google position is relatively small. their top holding is apple
50/50 chance i panic sell on monday or tuesday.most things globally are crashing but the S&P is the last one standing. i dont want to wait for it to crash too. need a mega TACO or its over here soon
>>62815125my guess is kospi will crab
>>62815143It’s over
>>62815147how much would you lose in the event of a panic sell
>>62815147>picor the inverse of that. the steam reviewer that tells you their favorite game sucks because it became boring after 1500 hours.
>>62815147Buy signal
>>62815143>>62815151https://youtu.be/KlhT07G8zGs?t=119Bogle brothers i don't feel so good...
>>62815169Gold used to be bought as an inflation hedge or a weak-dollar play, but now the narrative has shifted to central bank accumulation. I hate when market narratives constantly move like this.
>>62814273holy freaking crap! this is why the last few weeks were so fucking empty
>>62815173unironically only time i've seen people discuss investing in gold (this year) is people backtesting leveraged portfolios
>>62815177Anon this happens like every three months
>>62814273Yeah, I'm buying semis on Mon/Tues and I don't give a fuck.
>>62815181If you're stuck with orange and black stripes there's no choice but to blend in.
mog is actually a good stock
>>62815197>mini hands make little work
>>62815143The primary countries that do that are China, Russia, Iran and North Korea, and they aren’t going to tell the truth for strategic reasons.
Hullo frens, I've been doing weekly buys of BTC and TQQQ since last year; when should I change my strategy?
I'm never bored on the John no matter the chatter. Words have power to those who don't shower. The germs flags don't mean no harm, they just do it in the pink. You're always wringing so you don't stink. Langston knew the beat better than some hoitoitoilet humerus. I'm just ringing same as you so where's the beef. You buy my organic carbodust and it leaves your slabs slick. Some problems just fix themselves I guess. They have to, you'll never do it. You risk 1:2:1 transforming into 3:16 or even heavier. Chemgremlins never quit and neither should you. We'll get you clean.
>>62815250Wendy's hasn't been the same since we lost big Dave.
>>62815250Where's the joke, Fuckley?
>>62815256buy the Wendy's dip
>>62815258they couldn't even catch a bid in the recent goyslop rally. grim.
>>62815258wendys is one decision away from being obsolete. MCD just needs to put spicy nuggets on their menu year round, thats it. or chick fil a
I've switched from doing business with MCD and I've started doing business with CMG. Invest accordingly
>>62815256why does he look like he is about to run for PM of Israel.
for some reason i get more depressed during the weekend and i just realized that's because my mind is not distracted by the market
Trump says he is considering strikes on Iran as soon as tomorrowThis means he is not going to strike Iran and we're gonna get a larped deal involving Pakistan again, meaning markets get a nice pump and we escape niggerhell for a little longer
>>62815279they will strike Iran and cash baggies will win again
>>62815279dude he's doing it for real this time lmfao, we may be fucked monday
>>62815286Yes you've only been wrong the last 3000 times
>>62815288'He's doing it for real this time... despite the same statement also saying there's an equal chance of a deal being made... and every time he's ran his mouth about strikes its always been followed by a 'deal', but this times different man the world's ending!!'
>>62815244Me too, SSO and GGLL too. I sure hope we'll get a 50% face ripping day. Fuck bears
>>62815289When I'm wrong I still win
>>62815244either may or june of this year or now
wheres that $77 NFLX call guy??? You're going to kill yourself this week lmao
>>62815313Edgerunners season 2 will prop up his shares.
META CALLS IT IS
>>62815257B^U
>>62815313What a fucked up hill to die on
>>62815314>Edgerunners season 2this + maybe them expanding into india this week. but I think he's fucked lmao
>>62815322It's good to see people are still blindly gambling in this general.
>>62815323best way to make money after all
>>62815325I prefer to put my investing money into a 401k and hit the slots with my gambling money these days. Better odds, and the jews don't have their greasy hands as deep into slot machines as they do stock options.
>>62815307I'm still over half cash in my portfolio. I've got a bunch of buy orders for BTC if it drops.I've loved just sitting my 401k in the SP500, but gee golly it looks like even that is fucked these days. What am I going to do, be a VT cuck? Really feels like productive hard assets are the only thing that makes sense any more. Maybe I should buy forklifts.
>>62815332I uh... I dont think slot machines have better odds than options bro
>>62815347They are less manipulated. Slot machines work on a formula within the coding of the machine. Options have some trillion dollar jewish institution changing the rules after you already put your money in. Unless you are buying options to hedge your purchased shares, it's the worst kind of gambling.
>>62815313I mean it is oversold but that big of a jump is crazy.
>>62815366I wouldn't be shocked if disney ends up buying netflix. Netflix has been on a horrible downward slide the last 6 months. Too many cooks in the kitchen when it comes to streaming.
so no attack on Iran? has the market just been edged into a dip when nothing will happen?
>>62815315so they are simulating middle managers and HR? it took a trillion dollars to do this? why not get 10 crackheads and pay them in crack?
>>62815387White people outlawed slavery
>>62815386How are you surprised that this is happening when he's done this a million times
>>62815402since when? there are lots of places available.
>>62815411You didn't get the memo?I said slavery not landlords
>>62815387as a professional at turning people's brains into soup using words I'm honestly impressed. I couldn't get through the whole thing. I ate a big lunch.
>>62815315All they needed to do was scrape all the .gov personal data and emails, chats, memos to develop at great expense a similar lazy, incompetent AI to do HR and management work. Then layoff the all the HR and middlemanagement and they will save a lot of money they can give to Israel.
Am I still banned?
>>62815447That's all I wanna know too, who's band. Well that and flags of course everybody wants to know about flags. That goes without saying every time it's brought up.
i heard from a guy on a podcast that tech is underpriced rn
I just heard on a podcast that it's over.
>>62815447>Am I still banned?
>>628154682027 is another +300-500% for best tech stocks. If burst is coming it's 2028 or 2029. Or it might never come if SpaceX starts making fuckloads of money and AI robots are the next datacenters.
>>62815468>>62815500LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62815503Every fucking month is full of retards screaming that it's over.
>>62815504AI is realistically never making back its investment.
Some wagie humiliation ritual content https://www.reddit.com/r/ADHD_Programmers/comments/1xcl5pe/update_yes_im_the_developer_who_got_put_on_a_pip/
>>62815510It isn't meant to
Oh man all the fud right around elections I wonder if it's on purpose>jerks off for the 3rd time today
>>62815515ADHD is not a real thing, it's an excuse. I wish MAHA would address this massive fraud.
Eurobros, we have one more hour tonight!! Don't forget to change your casio clock! Now, US markets open at 14:30! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62815515don't know what a pip is
>>62815519.t soxl baggie
1 minute to 03:00 and it'll be 2:00 o_O
>old /biz/"i will trust this sanitation worker with my life savings, he says he can turn used heroin needles into liquid gold">new /biz/"sure this machine can solve millenium problems, write code, create art, discover medicines, and do military planning, but it will never make a buck"
>>62815541>"sure this machine can solve millenium problems, write code, create art, discover medicines, and do military planning, but it will never make a buck"Luddites are a fucking disgrace.
>>62815541Yes? The problem isn't if it can do anything or not, is if it can do something worth trillions of dollars.>>62815517People are investing money on it because they expect it to make money for them.
misterkevin
>>62815548we are going to need to invent new numbers bigger than a trillion for how much money we're gonna make. yet another impossible task that will be easily handled by ai.
>>62815557It's not making that money before a) the AI companies have to pay their commitments, b) investors run out of money to invest, c) democrats pull the plug on data center build up. Stop trying to scam poor anons in 4chan.
>>62815541Uhhhhhhh how well did investing in Garbage Don work out for us again?We grew up and matured
>>62815571no this board has lost hope and has turned into a cynical crab bucket filled with 2 bit cassandras
>>62815576The fudders are bots bro
>>62815593Mooning so fucking hard this monday
>>62815594Based fellow SPCX investor
Buy the China dip if you like money. Buying China now is like buying the S&P500 in 2008. China is the future.
>>62815541It can solve problems by plagiarizingIt can write bizarre code that needs reviewed by a humanIt can make slopCan't speak on medicine, examples?It can bomb schoolsIt can't make a buck
>>62815611You lost, tranny.
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