wmaf x mcaf edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous >>>>62817719
bug posting this early is crazy
what is happening in japan and korea
https://x.com/kalshi_finance/status/2114595296810307980?s=61Someone check in on /pmg/.
>>62818507Useless information because it takes 7 gorillionwatts of energy to produce a gram.
>>62818500Of course you need news to move line. Or are you advocating for Karl Pilkington style olds?
>>62818511You don’t know that
>>62818495MMMMM SEXDONALDS!
>>62818507>JUST IN: US startup successfully produces the first ever gold grown in a laboratoryFirst of all, CERN already did this in 2025.Secondly, it requires nuclear fission and is an astronomically expensive process. They did it as a proof of concept for fission, not creating Gold.
>>62818495Wow she's talented
>>62818516Lol, ok.
this pump is very sussy
>>62818513Oil is way undervalued, adjusted for inflation. The only way to dump it is with Taco but those are losing effectiveness. Brent should be 150 right now if not for the constant fake news. They are practically subsidizing demand to keep price low in the short term but the pain will be unimaginable when it spikes. Buy the oil dip if you are smart. It’s the only thing, along with ship, worth longing in this market
reminder that McDonalds is nutritious and you fell for the psyop
What's the floor on Moderna
+1.1% right now, today is a good day.Now I only need Coreweave to stop crashing down.
>buy the PBR dip edition
coreweave bros, why elon and chamath shot us in the back like that?
>>62818524It does look suspicious. But at the same time, everyone is so bearish and so paranoid, that they might pump everything one more time. Last week was exactly the same. Everyone was screaming black monday and we had a pretty good monday.
>>62818532
Is Lula bullish for China stocks?
>>62818525>Brent should be 150 right now if not for the constant fake newsThey keep saying "Oil flows out of the Gulf are at pre-war levels".They fail to mention it's a 10x more expensive process before you even add the increase in insurance costs.Add in the depleted reserves globally and countries have no ability to be patient, $150 seems conservative.
and then you have that retard ceo of nebius confirming elon claims. wtf is wrong with those people? we need to rally asap.
>>62818513Trades happen without news. There are completely calm periods of fuck all and trades happen regardless because businesses are also judged by what they are at the moment and not only what they will be in the future, especially when it comes to oil. Do you see it going away anytime soon? No, it's too important. That means that long term institutional money will always flow into it, be it high or low. >>62818525You have to work with what you have. It doesn't matter what the reality should be. What matters is what the market thinks it is. It doesn't have to make any sense whatsoever. Oil could remain in the $110 range even if Saudi Arabia were to be Thanos snapped out of existence. Who cares? See oil going down? Majors and refiners are going down with it. It's still ridiculously expensive compared to previous years? So what? It went down by $3 compared to last week's high. That's already a bullish sign for semis. Wanna make money or wanna argue about where the prices should be because that's what you believe?
>>62818495>What will markets do next week?>weekly smigguh sentiment poll>vote anonymously on your prediction for next week, see how you and other smigfrens did in the results>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's poll>https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7oOvwgM>SMIGTARD HISTORICAL WIN RATE>67.9% weighted weekly average vs average up/down/crab rating across all major indexes
i don't even care if i make money, as long as the oil baron chuds lose
>>62818539I like his transparency. Makes him and his company appear more trustworthy.
>>62818538https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/2114654250483773820?s=61"Analysts" are starting to catch up. If your financial advisors or hedge funds don’t own any oils, you should start looking for new ones. I also see futures in 2027 rising to 95. We aren’t going back to sub 100 anytime soon.
Eurobros, don't forget the US market opens at 14:30.
wtf is wrong with the houthis? how can trump allows savages in sandals to ruin our gains
>>62818553Gay, I liked when it opened when I got off work.
>>62818543The market is being distorted in the short term at enormous cost. The governments of the world are either dumping their reserve (US and EU) or capping production (CN) to lower oil prices. These things cost resource which they can’t do forever, which the market will then correct. These things cost SPR drained like 20m barrels last 2 weeks. Those caverns can’t keep being drained like this for long. I know my target price and I am riding till the end regardless of news. Even if Khomenei surrenders tomorrow, I will still long it because the SPR are emptied.
Why would the daq pamp so much? My bear spread is getting uncomfy
>>62818539> we’ll finish this jiggawatt at leastThat doesn’t sound bullish. There’s nothing investors hate more than stagnation
>>62818558Iran lost control of the Houthi. Saudi begged Iran to make them stop but the Iranians admit they can’t. Oil isn’t going down. Also you can short the Saudi here, KSA to sub 30 by q2 27
>>62818560I'm not disagreeing with any of that. Reality sucks. But even though I'm going to die some day and that might be tomorrow for all I know, I still have to take a shit after my morning covfefe. So the only question on my mind is how do I profit from this right now, and not whatever the hell is gonna happen in the future. Oil might surge to $300 a barrel. Or maybe not. How useful is this information to me today if I'm not playing the oil long game?
>>62818567Houthis always had their own beef with the Saudis. KSA tried to invade them some years ago
>>62818567bush (father) instantly sent the us army for Kuwait against saddam. What trump is waiting for? DO SOMETHING.
>>62818573America benefits from Iran, Houthis and Ukraine attacks on Oil.US is a mass producer, and took over Venezuela. Without the Middle East and Russia, The US becomes the worlds supplier of Oil.The other day he said "I don't give a fuck about them, we're getting rich." and he's not wrong, he can't strike them directly but just destabilising the region is enough to take over the worlds petro market
>>62818580Very low IQ MIGA post kek.
>>62818580Trump is wrong. Freight rate is crushing US crude and diesel export. That’s why you see refinery get destroyed last week even though they have record profit. They are afraid all the tankers will convert into dirty fleet doing sts in Hormuz and no one will carry their product. Saw it happen to African oil, they got absolutely destroyed because of freight. I own all 3 sides, oil, refinery and shipping, because of this. The US is actually not benefiting that much from this. The winning ones are the Baltic niggers who publish tanker rates indexes. They win no matter who lose
>NBISgood lord I’m tempted to buy to get my average down but I have an uncomfy amount of money in this already
waSSup SOXL crewhttps://youtu.be/KSd4nGoNftg?si=ek4abNXyZouCSDyJ
>>62818590Don’t do it bro. Averaging down has shown to be time and time again to be the loser strat par excellence. The market is giving you valuable information right now whether a stock is trash to hold or gold.
Ameribros, could you crash the market tomorrow? Not today, pls. Give me a chance to close my positions.
NIGGERS
Its insane how strong Brazilian stocks get sold off today. You can go on a shopping spree. Everything dropped by 10 to 40%
>MELIwew. Is this Lula effect?
>>62818608No thanks. You go right ahead. I shop exclusively American.
>>62818606
MACACONIGGERS
XOMmy bros, wHAT is happening?
>>62818612KEKAROOOOOOO, where is that retard that was gloating last week?
>>62818610>I shop exclusively American.lol enjoy your 2% per year
>>62818616Thanks!
wormk hard at stocks today. a penny exchanged for something else that's not a penny is a penny earned
SOXL GANGI transfered some NEW MONEY to my brokerin case we need to double down on this BIATCHthe AUTISM oracle in /bant/ called a crash for todayyyyyyyy rrrrhttps://youtu.be/VkXjvHfP3MM?si=-gDsjhBvwUZ7hMjj
>>62818614He was fucking ridiculous telling people to buy the pictotop on the hope that some guy would win an election
>>62818495sex
damn META is down 140 dollars a share
There are literally Luddites who refuse to use A.I, I barely do any work at my company now.
>>62818601At this point I might just sell most of it off and hope it eventually recovers, might even go full retard and get SpaceX to replace it why not
neoclouds getting blazed lmao
penis butt anus rimjobs are bullish for Blue Owl Capital?
>>62818627>ai shill stopped using childish anime picsbearish signal?
>>62818630I'm still holding MU/Nbis through.
nvidia, amd, and broadcom to buy meta stock? they're going to prop up meta's share price? why the FUCK is nvidia buy shares in a social media company? it's getting desperate out there lmao
>>62818637Meta has the goycattle by the balls, they’re still mag7 despite all the retardation from zucc
Elon is killing my neocloud positions.
>>62818644If one tweet can kill your investment maybe it wasnt a good one
Is it even worth investing in Europe?
>>62818644AI trade is over, you guys need to move on
>dentweave
>>62818644neoclouds died the day coreweave bonds went to 15%, should have dumped ur bags
>>62817976>>62817623>>62817670>>62817731>>62817812>>62817836>34.96 cost basis>down another almost 9%>Risked 40k+ to make 1k at 35, instead down 3k+LMAO I really hope you didn't otherwise you're gonna rope by the end of the week.
>>62818657hory shitNever EVER invest in thirdies fucking hell
>>62818657is this the guy that kept shilling PBRA?
>>62818651ai is going to be like bitcoin, baggies on here will be making threads about it 10 years from now.
>>62818661>think about catching the EIDO falling knife>whatever, look at something else instead>later, it craters>ask yourself what you were even thinking in the first place
All of you are still falling for the digital rug pull while the big boys exit the system.
>>62818661Bought some more NU.
>>62818665Yep, the jeet.
>>62818670They're buying it because they know they'll have to print if SHTF. Gold is still a meme compared to real bond yields.
>>62818657>25% of all stock investments just left the market over night when it became clear he would winThat's a big canary. You think they'll realize? Also I tried to say what type of person just won but this board has alike a million words blacklisted
>musk spreading fudOkay it’s so over for me.I already lost all of my money.My only hope was for it to quietly come back but now that it’s the mainstream and everyone’s talking about it there’s no fucking way neocloud is coming back any time soon.Fuck.
>>62818495this webm would be infinitely better if she was barefoot
>>62818670yup and i heard COMEX is going to default in 2 weeks
>>62818627I’ve been aggressively decoupling my personal value stack from legacy credentialism and repositioning myself as an equity-first, agent-native outcome architect.My day starts at 04:30 with sunlight exposure, electrolytes and 20 minutes of first-principles journalling to identify where I’m still operating from an employee-centric scarcity ontology. Then zone 2 cardio while my agent swarm stress-tests my household’s strategic moat. No caffeine until I’ve shipped one asymmetric insight.Practically, I’m de-risking the balance sheet, fractionalising my expertise and building a portfolio of permissionless micro-ventures at the intersection of cheap cognition and expensive problems. I’ve also transitioned my wife and kids onto an outcomes-based operating cadence. We no longer have breakfast; we run a daily nutrition stand-up.The biggest unlock has been reframing my mortgage as a non-agentic liability embedded in a structurally unscalable housing workflow. Currently exploring whether I can collapse that entire vertical through a combination of Claude, breathwork and seller financing.People keep asking what I actually do. That’s legacy job-title thinking. I’m building the orchestration layer for who I’m becoming.Happy to connect with anyone else operationalising abundance at the nervous-system level.
>>62818657and shills on /pol/ will say brics can replace the dollar lol
looks like another day of locksneed pumping
what is doomscrollingi dont understand the conceptid ask an ai but what im trying to understand is why i dont do itmy feed on jewtube is bunnies and possums and horses and gaming
>>62818677>holding bags of guppiesbro
>>62818677I expect a fear dump followed by a rally slurp pump back to at least $160. No idea about CRWV. That's a different story.
>>62818687when you scroll through an infinite feed of content. like the news homepage on your phone brower.
>>62818681I like it chwy. Sue me Al.
Ameribros, please, let me close my positions before the inevitable Crash
>>62818657>Flávio Bolsonaro won the first round three weeks ago, leading the market to heavily price in a right-wing victory. No candidate in modern Brazilian history had ever lost the first round and come back to win the runoff, making this outcome highly improbable >In anticipation of a Bolsonaro win, who promised fiscal austerity, deregulation, and tighter public finances to balance and budget responsibly and grow the economy not through stimulus but with reining in bureaucracy, the benchmark index had surged 12% over the past month, and the real had strengthened 5%>Institutional investors historically view Lula’s Workers' Party platform as riskier due to her plans for massively increased spending. With net debt-to-GDP sitting at 70% and a high budget deficit, the market is panicking over long term debt feasibility and the return of rampant inflation>She plans to increase the universal basic income to the Bolsa Familia needy by 15%, mandatory 30% representation of women on all board of directors for state controlled enterprises, demanding forced equal pay between genders at all levels regardless of experience, a massive $55.6 billion infrastructure stimulus, extending the massive state sponsored debt relief program, instituting a European VAT tax, instituting a digital government oversight rule set to "protect democracy" online, and deepening ties to China/Russia/India through BRICSHoly shit okay. So essential female satan just won in Brazil and we can look forward to them going full retard if she's allowed in.
Another red day confirmed.
>>62818691that sounds retarded to dohow do u do that all dayi hate when i even accidentally click infinite scroll on here and have to fight to turn it offstupid zoomers
>>62818706its no different from watching junk tv all day
Nintendo switch 2 is about to be emulated, short the japanese.
Why is the market niggerrecovering? I thought we were niggerdumping
I know some "normal" people that spend their days like that, doomscrolling youtube shorts and instagram reels. People sometimes talk about the "ipad kids" but there are quite a lot of boomers that are as addicted to that slop content as those kids. They have a blast watching AI generated videos of babies talking to cats and shit like that.
>>62818714could be short sellers closing their positions.
>>62818706It's what they do when they have fuck all else they need to do and nothing else that they could but don't want to do. Everyone has an alternative to this. Some are productive and some aren't, that's all.
>>62818691My boomer dad does that shit on the living room couch with his phone on max volume for hours every single night when I’m trying to sleep.The living room is right outside my room so I hear it very well.I’ve asked him to turn the volume down and he says “I gotta be able to hear it” and he might turn it down a click before resuming full volume the next night.
>>62818715and when you spend all afternoon on 4chan, is that different?
>Saudi Arabia: Negotiations aim to prevent escalations and pave the way for an agreement to end the conflict>Saudi Arabia: It is important to open channels for negotiations on the backdrop of the Mecca pact talks in Tehran - Statement
>>62818714All signs point toward a bullish market today.
>>62818650it depends, you can find interesting stocks to make some quick moneyfor example let me shill you amplifon, on milan stock exchange, it's right after a rounding and it will probably jump from 13 to 15.5-16 after this week earnings
>>62818701>Shelula transitioned?
I'm so fucking close to full porting favela nigger shit today.
anthropic s1 should drop today.
>>62818728>revenge trading a bad decision into a worse one
>anthropic s-1 to drop at 9:00amare we in the final hour of the ai bubble?
>>62818715If you saw what I did yesterday Jo it would break your heart. They deserve better. Dancing baby gif was an interesting way to go but here we are. We'll do what we can. They don't know there's a place nearby where it actually snows all the time. It's not gonna hurt them. They do like it.
>>62818736i dunno I've traded their tribe for many moons this seems like a slurp
>>62818743That's what EWZ anon thought too.Just because something is down doesn't make it a good buy
>>62818740massive pump right now. of course all these institution people got the s1 prospectus before us.
>>62818746its objectively a better buy to enter VALE, PBR or EWZ now than anytime in the last few months where people were slurping "how cheap they were"niggers are bagholding -30% PBR from 1 session ago lol
Neoclouds are coming back pre market bros.Are you telling me there’s a chance?
Today smells fake and Jewish
Something´s up.
anthropic is going to save the market today.
Some wise words an anon told me the other day. I think it can help many anons right now.
>>62818750>pump my bags please
ARRRRGGGGGH IM GONNA FOMO
>>62818751It's gonna dump and then pump again, predictably so.
>>62818537petrobras is gonna get fucked, thats for sure
>>62818670I've gotten my ass reamed like a washing machine on your rocks
>>62818719it's actually quite a bit different. First of all, you have to read. Like, read a lot. A lot of that is shitposting, yes, but you're still reading, actively engaging a part of your brain. It is by no means the instant entertainment as doomscrolling. Watching dogshit AI videos and looking for miniscule dopamine hits is different.On top of that, if you want to shitpost yourself, now you have to engage your brain even more.
>>62818773>but it's READINGholy cope
>>62818735alert! the tweet has been deleted: https://x.com/LizClaman/status/2114679108781380048
Looks like another heem day.
>>62818657>Doomp eet>he bought ze dip?>Doomp eet again!
>>62818782it's been reported by bloomberg not some random who on twitter
>>62818773that thing you do sounds kinda fun actually. I wanna try
>>62818728Im just so fucking close, dont stop talking…
>>62818787she's an host at fox business and was the original source. lel.
>>62818791they will name entire favelas after me. I will have so many illigetimate brown children and I wont raise any of them
>>62818781If you read at least two /smg/s a day you´re an Overman compared to the Instagram scrolling Untermenschen.
A niggerdump just landed in my toilet
>>62818793hmm ya wsj doesn't have it
>>62818798bro speaking of that man i just had a major loose turd drop and ahead of schedule. now i'm debating taking a shower, or should i wait in case there is more where that came from. on the other hand, if i go out and eat some breakfast maybe my stomach will calm down.
>Moderna
>>62818136you're an idiot
>>62818803man i hate medical stocks they always go up and down randomly on drug results only insiders know about, maybe if u have a chemistry phd and u read all the research papers but i don't know shit baout that only tech t b h
bought more EWZ at 30.88
PetroBras just dumped 15%.Lots of things happening with so many elections.Expecting to see what USA midterms is gonna produce.
facebook massive dilution incoming. they can't borrow money anymore so you guys will hold the bags.
>>62818807Well thats why Buffet says invest in what you know i guess.I barely know tech as well.
>>62818803>>62818807What seems to be the problem? It follows a predictable hype trend. Buy some when it goes back down and it's sure to deliver again sometime in the future. Just look at the Covid boom it had. This cancer shit or whatever was the news is similar to that. So you set an alarm for when it makes a big move and check the news to see what's up, if it's selling time.
>>62818795I'm slackin. Ware O Where are my Unterwear. It's faster sometimes to just make up words(?) on my own that say the same shit someone else wrote to convey what they were thinking faster. Like making myself clear and concise and speaking with purpose but I'm doing it for someone else constantly all day every minute of the day and not ever getting paid for it. speedcomposing instead of speedreading if you need to call that something, it's good to use your words. It's not mindreading. I don't have that because I nevermind. When everyone's thinking different things it just takes longer I guess.
>PCE one day after FOMCthat's just cope, isn't it?>oopsie, haha sorry, the PCE wasn't out yet
It's been a pleasure
Going to slurp moderna, this may go badly but I’m willing to risk a handsome sum to do it ($1,000)
imagine if VOO went from 52 week high to 52 week low in 1 candle lmao
>>62818812buy the bags*
>>62818825>80 bill market cap>150mill revenue (which has to be split with Merck ) Good luck lol, that's 500 times SALES not earnings. good luck
>>62818825I don't get it. You'll either sell at a massive loss once it dumps back to the $20-60 range or hold the bags until the next hype cycle. I think you already missed the hype train.
>>62818829I feel more comfortable gambling on favela niggers than MRNA and neoclouds. you niggers are crazy
>>62818825Retarded slurp, literally the ASTS or CRWV dip are less retarded retard slurps.NBIS, SNDK, MU are good slurps now for a swing higher into November then get out and back in late December.Another actual decent slurp will be META at $550 which we may see soon.
>>62818801>>62818798Wtf happened to me/biz/?Where is the quality control?
>>62818831How's gambling on neoclouds crazy when AI is 50% of the US market? I'd rather stay in the sea that is the USA than go into the kiddy piss pool that is BR. I don't know what kind of AIDS I might catch there. Not saying it isn't a real opportunity, only that I know fuck all about Brazil and I'm not gonna risk shit without knowing and I can't be bothered learning anything either.
>>62818833>smg>qualitywhere do you think you are right now?
>>62818826
the circular financing will not stop.
>>62818837How many shorts you carrying bitch.
>>62818838infinite money trick
>>62818839none but i'm 30% short term bonds that i'd happily trade away
>>62818838SEAS OF GREENWe need a new Leprechaun meme
Smigstro is gambling QQQ 0DTE 715C today smiggasMy 720 725 730 weeklies from Friday seeming pretty smigging wise!
Really need WDC to retardpump today.
Don't dump on us, Ameribros, please. I wanna close my positions.
HAPPENING ANTHROPIC FILED THEIR S-1 FORM
>>62818837that's what the brazil market did overnight lmao
MACACOS
>>62818851Hehe.
>>62818807Not really, it was obvious based on what Moderna actually did that they didn't cure cancer. It was just a drug that attempted to prevent a resurgence on already treated patients for a very specific strand of cancer. Of course it wasn't going to work and cure everything. Problem is, there are much more retards than people who read.>>62818851Shut up, Korean. It's cheaper to invest in our own stocks.
Was some mentally deranged leftist lighting hitlers eagles nest on fire a good or bad omen financially speaking
My Rolley doing a little recovery, hopefully back on the right path Please do some dip buying
Anthropic's ticker is going to be ANT... and they're filing with Goldman SachsAnthropic reported a 87 BILLION net LOSS
>>62818858>Shut up, Korean. It's cheaper to invest in our own stocks.I'm European
AAAAAAAAAAAH ANTHROPIC
>>62818864Only 87 billion. Kiddie numbers. Shit's going to Jupiter.
$ANT will be Anthropic ticker
>>62818864It'll dump for a few weeks, find its floor and then up and to the right. Don't be a luddite. Claude is miles ahead of all the other AI companies.
ANTbrod we’re going to the moon
>>62818870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jCNAD6GVKU
>>62818495Are good East Asian whores hard to come by? I’m not talking about poor jungle bunnies from SEA, but developed Asian whores from Japan, SK, or parts of China
Lord Flying spaghetti Monster, save me
Here´s the S-1:https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2130357/000162828026067168/anthropicpbc-sx1.htmThese are the most relevant multiples (just ran it through an LLM):Multiple $1.0T $1.5T $2.0TPrice / TTM revenue 51x 76x 102xPrice / Q2 run-rate revenue 22x 33x 43xEV / TTM revenue 44x 70x 95xEV / Q2 run-rate revenue 19x 30x 41xPrice / Q2 annualized adjusted net income 84x 126x 168xEV / Q2 annualized adjusted operating income 98x 154x 210x
>>62818871Yeah. Just need to be careful
https://www.anthropic.com/news/s1-sec
>>62818620>the AUTISM oracle in /bant/ called a crash for todayyyyyyyy rrrrlink?
>>62818880>sonnet 4.6Ancient tech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPhvu9HQOHQWhat we're most excited for is what other stocks the ANT IPO will lift up.
>>62818881mogged
>>62818879
>>62818888Ants lift up leafs. That's all I ever seen em do.
>>62818888>we'reThe jews are part of this ipo. No thanks
>>62818888Based and checked
>>62818895But anon, around Jews you win. You can't outjew a Jew, so you side with the Jew.
Uhm smiggers, what's happening the Middle Yeast right now?
EWZ checkmark started again
>>62818891>operating loss 2025: 8B>first half 2025: 2.1B>first half 2026: 700Mbullish...?
>Anthropic To Spend Up To $120.58 On SpaceX AI Nvidia Compute - Boosts Revolving Commitments From S3.3B To $15.0B
>>62818879blood red
>>62818834>50% of the US market is AIdamn that shit seems mad overpriced
>>62818904
>>62818657Woof, that's a rough ride.
>>62818902Nothing. Brent is still within reason. It might dip lower as semis start to pump.
Any else Bharati ready to moon with Antropic
>>62818861the fires are rising. >bullish>and then very bearish>and then very bullish>and then very very very bearish
>>62818701>she
>>62818916Bharat flying bloody! Thank you Amodei sar!!
>>62818851Cute.And same lol.
>>62818916Sir i will never abandoning sir Elon musk and his spaceship
>>62818834>How's gambling on neoclouds crazy when AI is 50% of the US market?Sounds reasonable desu. Only retards don't realize the true potential of AI.
new financefu just dropped
>>62818929That's somebody's son
anthropic has $130 billions of cash
SEA is also dumpimg hard holy fuck.Might be slurpable at these prices.Either the crisis is already here or we are due for a big rebound.
>>62818929brutal hairline
BUY NOW
>>62818937If you pay attention to It, a lot of Young women are balding. If they were men, people would make laugh at them, but like they are women, nobody says anything. If you see a females with bangs, she is probably balding
>>62818935Big rebound after midterms.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62818946AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S GO TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE
>>62818946Based
>>62818946No gains here, only retail harvesting.
EWZ IS NIGGER PUMPING
Oh shit, I forgot the market just openedt. EU
>>62818943>If you pay attention to It, a lot of Young women are baldingthank you for being the only other nooticer of this. I always point it out and I get zero response
>>62818929troon hiding Adams apple
>>62818952The winter time makes it comfier to follow.
>>62818951EWZEWZEWZI deserve brown pussy
SMG= sopa de macaco generalWhere my EWZ niggas at
>>62818929Looks like a female Leo
>>62818967>TFW it only last like 10 days :(
So...how we doing?
>>62818978not good :(
>>62818978Good, and you,
OOOOOOOOOOO
>>62818978Feeling pretty good
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??
>>62818978down 0.2% but I think the Brazil slurp is going to take me bigly greenI DESERVE BROWN WOMEN
Do I slurp PBR?
>>62818978MU is giga pumping out of the gate so pretty damn good
>anthropic 80billion loss>will not be profitable in the futureAmericans build their entire economy around this
>>62818929>THE TECHNOLOGY USED IN OUR PRODUCT IS DANGEROUS>THE TECHNOLOGY USED IN OUR PRODUCT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD>GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO REGULATE THE TECHNOLOGY SO ONLY WE (TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE) CAN OWN AND DEVELOP ITThis kind of shit should end with people in jail
I wonder if that fucking EWZ faggot is in here. Down 25% in one day you fucking retard.
Give me one good reason for why are you not buying the PBR dip
>>62818525>they are practically subsidizing demandThey've subsidized oil production since 1974, it's a cornerstone of american politics. 2014 was the real ramp-up for subsidies though, before that the market was much closer to what we call "organic"
>>62818960
>>62818997>>62818808I'm winning bigly. it has pumped 6% in the last 30 minutes while you hatewatched
Already up 3% on my yooz, Brazil bros won
>>62818952Jews tricked me into missing the market open, fuck
>>62818993they are profitable
This is a bulltrap, right? I don't think I should slurp AMD just yet.
>>62819004Cope tranny
>>62818993>Americans build their entire economy around thisAnthropic will be the most consequential company in Human history. Eat shit!
>>62819011you have my cost basis and entry time... shit is vertical green since then dude. you troons also goldfish brained the realized gains I've already had last night. this shit is printing and you just sit there fudding it
>>62819010I bought AMD, Nvidia and Intel. You keep waiting, bucko.
>>62818986Nice
>>62818946>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62818946>We gave up 1%YOU FAT PEPE FUCK!!! YOU WERE TOO EARLY! FUUUUUUCK
>RDDT down 10%
Is it crab Monday?
DEPLOY THE V
>>62819013it's sad to see how the luddite subversion has grown strong on /biz/.
>>62819017Weren't you bragging about all those 42.something entry points last night? Dunno I don't pay much attention to you.
gold smiggers you're under 4000 again
>>62819032It's about sending a message.
>>62819032Deflation has begun
I will not fall for itI will not fall for itI will not fall for it
>>62819001>>62818960My ex was balding like crazy as well as getting lots of grey hairs. She was 35 years old at the time. How do we profit off this?
TSLA is doing the needful.
>>62819042grim
>50% S&P 500>50% Equal Weight S&P 500thoughts?
Yeah, it's already reversing, MU below 900 again.
is we buyin anthropic
EWZ NIGGERS HOLY FUCK NON STOP 9% RETARD PUMP
>>62818567Hezbollah is an Iranian proxy but the Houthis are not. They are an independent actor who have allied with the Iranians for strategic reasons. Iran never had "control" over them in the first place.
META is being unfairly punished#justiceforzuck
>>62819045I suggest buying SPY as well
Sold my SOXL at 87. I don't like the way this feels and holding through FAGMAN earnings and FOMC is not prudent given the lack of enthusiasm going into it.
TRUST THE PLAN
>>62818650buy Ryanair now and sell in late January/early February. Low cost airlines are a consumer staple in the EU because of mandatory paid holiday and Ryanair is the most extensive network. Historically their stock price lowers in the fall and then pumps over Christmas before falling again after the holiday season
>>62818994First time?
So how hard are we going to hit Iran on Wednesday boss?>with the force of 10,000 suns>with the force of 100,000 suns>with the force of 1,000,000 sunsDoesn't matter, just buy oil and watch the fireworks.
>>62818946My dick is so fucking hard
SMIGGERS JUST GOT FUGGIN RUGGED
IREN kinda recovering
/smg/ predictions for the week
>>62819069Still green on Bunda etf tho ?
>>62819066>every time I see an oil tanker on fire I relax
>>62819069Heh...
>>62818795this implies the people on 4chan are superior to normies, they’re not. It’s just like how bears sound smart but bulls make money. Doomers on the 4chins sound smart and you think they understand society but most are failure to launch incels and they’re bitter. I bet you think you’re above social media despite this being a social media website
wtf are these candles they're insane
The S&P looks more shaky than Bessent. Grim.
>/vx hovering right on its 200 day sma
>>62819078I use YouTube as my social media now. A few of my comments have reached high like counts. Yes I am an incel, how did you know?
>>62819078And you're trying to browbeat people you've never met due to your superiority complex. Your accusations are confessions. You're incapable of talking about stocks on a stock market board and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>62819078I´m above it because I can read a book without being on a moderate dose of meth like shorts watching normgroids.
Is we getting a <300 GOOGL this week?
>>62819087Have sex
AEO is breaking out
I don't really get why even 4chan users treat this place like it's crap. It's just what you make of it. I just visit /biz/, /lit/ and every now and then /tv/ to check if there's anything interesting to watch. This place is not even that edgy anymore. And I just like the fact that you don't have to create an account. Places like Reddit are full of uppity weirdos that check your account anad your past messages if you said something they didn't like.
>>62819078>this implies the people on 4chan are superior to normies, they’re notYeah we are, nigger
>>62819088Superiority complex? Nigga I’m on this website too you fucking faggot.
I think a lot of the bond buying will be upwound during the FOMC minutes release in like a few hours violently. Thoughts?
>>62819108not me, I unironically like this place
I surmise that the stocks will poomp if that other fag wins the Israeli elections. The official narrative is that Netanyahu has been pressuring Trump nonstop to pursue further escalation, regardless of whether or not you believe that is true, if Netanyahu loses then the markets will react positively for a short time
DRUM PEPE!!! GET. ON. A. DIET.
>RPD
>>62819116This is my safe space.
>>62819118Netanyahu is actually the moderate candidate. If he loses, people will anticipate Israel resuming direct military actions against Iran, and probably be correct
>>62819108>I don't really get why even 4chan users treat this place like it's crapIt's part of the fun, part of the board culture.
Fuck you
CASHNADO?
>>62819124I laufed
i'm not baking
>>62819131As if Netanyahu wouldn't do that anyway. The only reason they're not engaging right now is because they don't want to get shelled during elections.
>>62819137EWZ CASHNADO
Is this a good Google slurp price, thinking of cutting my losses in my shitty space stocks
IRENbros we are green
take off?
>>62819122wtf why is everyone dumping for it?! FULL PORTING!!! TAKING LOANS!! MAXING CREDIT CARDS AAAAHHHH GIVE ME MONEY
Wow, look at that CRWV pump!
Nu>>62819160>>62819160>>62819160Nu
>>62819148the poc of the dumping leg is still over the price, I'd wait for it to make a floor
>>62818701good morning darling
