Monday Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62818495
IF YOU SOLD YOU ARE A BIG FAT STINKY STUPID BITCH
For all the EWZbros just wanted to tell you that our markets haven't opened yet we've been on circuit breaker since it was supposed to open and everything is frozen.Brazilians haven't been able to buy or sell yet.Take this information as you will.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62819148brown women are so pretty
latam market is such a joke
>>62819170What's PayPal's reason to live?
>>62819173Imo all women are beautiful. Except trannies they don’t count
Why is my MU pump getting rugged REEeEEeEeEeEE
>>62819182I use them to buy stuff on the internet and pay artists
>only have shilled one stock on here>it was RPD
>>62819171The EWZbros glow.
A new thread means new identity
brazil investors are kill
>>62819171There's some schizo in here shilling the stock because I think he wants exit liquidity. He's just been ranting like an idiot and unable to clearly communicate.
Someone who isn't a retarded pussy tell me if I sell my SOXS that I put 80% of my portfolio in on Friday for only 1.5% loss. I mean, surely semis fall more tomorrow?
>>62819182To pay my 3rd world gf’s $25/mo for sexy photos and masturbation videos. They earn extra when they do something crazy like tattoo my name on them. lol lmao
Genuinely, how bad is lula for the stock market? I mean he was already president for the last 4 years, right? so what's changed now? >markets pumped in anticipation for a bolsonaro win so this is a correctionit didn't pump that much for a -25% to be a correction
>>62819196I wouldn't touch foreign shit even if it fell 70%. I simply don't know enough about their market, politics, and how things operate to risk such things.
>>62819182xoom, remittance and scams( allegedly ) .
EWZfuckingRETARDSPost your cost basis
MELI is unironically a great company, what's that tranny lula gonna do to it?
>>62819190Joaquin Phoenix looks pretty here :3This morning I was raped by a ticker, that ticker's name? RDDT. Somebody stop him before more smiggers get hurt.
>>62819193>full-porting into leveraged short>holding it over weekendI say sell. I also lost more than 100k from two recent SOXL all-ins so Im shellshocked and that may color my opinion.
+1.30% right now.It's a beautiful cashnado day.
I might close my positions. Everything looks so shaky and the monday pump was really weak. I might be outtie.
>>62819160Bros should I slurp Petrobras? I know that one of anons here was invested heavily in them.
>>62819196>investing into monkey stocksWhat do they pay you in? Bananas?
My WSP is up again today
>smci raises it's forward guidance for 2027 to be 70B of revenue ahead of it's earnings next week>currently it's revenue is 40B>market cap is 21B>it goes down 10% after the raise>nothing but articles saying the price drop makes no sense>continues to go downI don't get it
>>62819210You know you can buy companies from the US right
>>62819196Right wingers have won all over south America over the last few years. Brazil having a dipshit leftard government doesn't matter much when the whole continent does, but Brazil's failure to un-cuck itself while its neighbors do means that foreign investment will gravitate away from it and towards its regional rivals.
>>62819196>investing in a communistIshygddt
>>62819186>>62819195>>62819200Isn't it better to just use your bank card? Don't all already support virtual numbers for scam protection?
>>62819196I'm thinking along similar lines but maybe Im just grasping at straws to make sense of my PBR position which tanked hard
what's this pattern called
What class are you niggers playing once wow forever releases?>pic relatedalso buy TRLV or something
>>6281920331.6I’m chilling
>>62819214It's vibes, anon. A lot of people invest because they have hopes and dreams and shit. Something gave them the ick, is all.
>>62819221guys that tiny green candle at the bottom is the great profits I was foretold
>>62819221>Indonesia>Turkey>Brazil3rd world reckoning? Capital contraction?
>>62819196>t didn't pump that much for a -25% to be a correctionIt did pump like 15% after bolso came out ahead in the first round a month ago. If I were a monkeevestor and saw my huehueETF go from +40% YTD to +5% and erase basically everything you put in since 2026, id be a little fucking pissed.
>>62819221DAY OF ROPE (THE)
>>62819218Nigger I don’t want my wife seeing I sent Juan Maria Sanchez-Smith in Colombia $25 on my bank statement. Wives never stop being suspicious.
>>62819184All good news is exit liquidity.
>>62819221S&P 500 in a couple of weeks
>>62819171>>62819188>>62819192EWZ is up 10% this morning and you niggers keep fudding it.stay poor.
>>62819214Maybe the market expected even more from next years revenue
>>62819207Everybody in here was talking about the war resuming, and I thought for sure they would do that over the weekend like they always do
>>62819232Understandable. But unless there's a lot of you guys out there, I don't see how PayPal's business is doing good. Well, then again, I haven't used it in years and haven't really checked to see what, if anything, has changed.
Sad to see all the racism towards Brazilians. Didn't expect I would have to put up with this shit. I stopped visiting /pol/ for this crap and now I have to put up with this on /smg/?
I see what you doing Gateway friends. I finded the present under the bed. You didn't spend enough time in it to stop me. I'm not getting a DELL today it smeems. Thanks dude. Some rough edges but I know it'll do the trick until the next act. We're still rolling!
>>62819191I’ve seen a hentai game like this. Girl is transformed into some animal, then they fuck all day.
>>62819237>less than 4% from openwhy make such an obvious lie
What if we just kidnap this Lulu guy and take Brazil's oil too
>>62819247I’ve seen the asses those girls down there got and the hot Portuguese accent. You already won. Also 3% was a great show!
>>62819247We love brazilian "culture" here, just disappointed in their financial returns.
>>62819253nigger I posted my entry. 30.88. its fucking 33.01 and mooning right now you stupid faggot retard
>>62819244Yeah, with good reason too. Trump said it himself that he might strike them, that all options are on the table and all of that jazz. In the end he simply TACO'd this time around. Seems like polls are showing favorable results for the midterms and he's holding back? I thought things were looking very grim for him and that they'd lose at least the house, maybe even the senate. Apparently things are looking good now? Fuck do I know. Expect shit to get ugly after that though. A 3rd carrier is on the way. They aren't sending it there for sightseeing.
>>62819247You're a very rude and arrogant people considering your circumstances. You wouldn't face "racism" if you did something besides insulting, bragging, or trying to scam the people of other nations. You're disliked for a reason.
>>62819245It’s more for normies. eBay scammed everyone into using in the late 90’s. That’s the only reason I still use it. I was heavy into selling MTG singles when it was still profitable. Now I use it to send my Latin American gf’s money. Idk it has its uses
>>62819247It's banter you fucking sperg.
brown women owe me sex
>>62819245I think it's still the standard way tons of people pay over the internet. When I've paid artists for album cover art that's what they take.I'm pretty sure they route lots of payments in the background n shit tooI don't like them fwiw
>>62819247JUST
will BYND reach 0 next year?
>>62819267Asking because of how easier online payment became over time and also because there are cheaper alternatives.
>>62819247Trancuilo macaquinho
>>62819272buy the fucking dip its free money you dumbfuck
Anthropic to the moon, we will all be rich before the end of the year.
>>62819221He bought?
>>62819272That's a lot of money.
Good morning saars
Mis-timed my call and only made $20. Oh well.
So whats the outlook for this week? Pump today, then FOMC and Big earnings this week
>>62819275This guy needs to get banned
it would be nice if we could keep these gains up all week.
>>62819275I hate free money. I wanna work for it. If I didn't research it beforehand I don't want the handouts.>>62819283Binlandia, my beloved...
>>62819284nigger pump every day for 2 weeks straight until every bear ropes and vix is 0 then dump it all 10% in one session
>>62819247sopa de macacouma delicia
it appears we are back (so back)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
Hows it goin my fellow nigros?
>>62819285look at the daily chart nigger. it oversold so hard. its neon green as fuck
"I hate free money" he said, while posting on the free money general.
>>62819247
I thought the market was gonna be nigger red but Lula got elected as president of macacolandia and all the nigger red went to them. We got the nigger green.
>>62819207Welp, everything just pumped and my losses doubled in the span of a few minutes
My random VALE investment is only down 3.9% today
>>62819295this guy gets it. see what you do is you buy the fucking dip
>>62819285why, i made 75% in last 3 years under Lula, Brasil real is still one of strongest currencies in the world
>just buy the dipEh... if it had the track record of the S&P I'd consider it... Top is SPX bottom is EWZ over 10yrs
>>62819292You're really lowering the quality of this board with this shitty trolling.
So crab day? Unless you're a brazilian of course.
dipped mah cock inna the red and it came't back out green
>>62819298I need someone to translate this I don’t speak monkey
anthropic just saved the tech market.
>>62819310its not trolling nigger. you faggots never take the free money. you always fud the bottom.NOTHING EVER HAPPENS YOU STUPID NIGGERIF YOU WONT BUY THE CHEAPIES YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE TRANNY NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FAGGOT VOO SHIT
>>62819312I'm brazilian and it's crab day for me since I'm only invested in QQQ, SPY and derivatives ETFs.
Up up up up!
Remember Tabata Lenk>she only had her phone stolen, but still remember
>>62819275With all the shilling about p/e and buying the dip, I am starting to think alot of us here are just crapto faggots dressed in suits pretending to be stock traders. There needs to be a future prospect for a stock for someone to buy "the dip", p/e means dog shit on its on and shouldn't be used as a blanket number to judge a stock or etfs value. First, find out why the etf dropped so hard, second if you think it is gonna rebound in the future then buy the dip. I am guessing it'll probably gonna take sometime for it recover to buy it and forget about it.
>>62819321nigger its up 11% in 2 hours off of a 30% drop on FUDyou faggots are hopeless
V APPLIEDELON DENIED
Smigstro here my QQQ 715C ODTE have fuggin printed lil smiggasMy weeklies retard green alsoGG to any smigger who tailed!
>>62819285>>62819310i want him to stayhe's just really enthusiastic about his convictionsif youre getting offended by his casual remarks you might actually have bad positions or you have strong skepticism that you arent voicing or he isnt picking up onthis is what youre here for - unbridled opinions regardless of accuracy or validity
>>62819321Ignore all the grammar mistakes. I am on my phone.
>>62819327Whats gonna happen for the rest of the week? Tell me what to think
why green today
What’s absolutely hilarious is that I closed one of my leveraged neocloud positions at 10:30 today.
>>62819302Kek I dumped that shit on Friday just becauseThat's why they call me Boris the bullet dodger
>>62819334Retard pump after FOMC holds rates, GOOGL earnings reaffirm Capex going into 2027. Everything will be well with the worldUntil November 10th in my smigging opinion, then we really dump for a few weeks then recover in December.
>80 billion dollar loss>risk factors include breakdown of society, weather, rogue actors and government Maybe just throw 500 bucks into ANT because society is so fucking stupid now. Remember- this company came out of nowhere.
the more you faggots fud EWZ the harder it retard pumps
>>62819265I'm just fucking tired of all the crap we brazilians have to put up with on this website. We're probably the most hated group after Israel and India. That's why I had to stop visiting boards with flags. And now even on /biz/?
>>62819325My friend not everybody bought the bottom, you do realize that some people here could have bought it higher or before the crash. I don't know shit about emerging markets & I have no idea why a change in a country's leadership having that severe an imoact on the economy but if you are gonna shill something, atleast give a better reason than "it went up", " it'll go up" or "it's cheap". Retard
>>62819343its a cool ticker it makes a new low every tick
>>62819342And how much shit do Americans have to put up with on their own site? Have you ever asked that? Do they bitch and moan as much as you do?
>>62819310It's not trolling, it's a gambler having a mental breakdown. He just needs some time to process having his dick bit off by monkeys
>>62819328what do the two crowns have to say to the rootthe tooth is there's room for everybodyit's easy to forgets
>>62819325smg always does this, they either buy shit or play expert when they buy stocks that already went up by 20+% like semis. i mostly come here to laugh at them when their stocks are blood red. btw from the looks of it lula won't do shit and slurped some petrobras, so your effort didn't go to waste. funny that people here predict bloimpf restarting the war and then spit on such a company.
>>62819342If everyone hates you maybe they're not the problem.
I literally set an alarm to make sure I got the best opening price on EWZ, it’s the freest money I ever saw in my life. An entire index rugging 30% on a nothingburger. I wanted to diversify away from tech and US stocks anyway. It’s perfect, I’m already up 5%
>>62819342>hated group after Israel and IndiaYes because you're annoying in real life. I live in Florida and I have to live with your kind because you decided to go to the suburbs too. And I still dont know why you fuckers come here? Money? Because Florida is absolute shit right now.
>>62819346I guess I'm just overwhelmed with disgust as someone screeches at me in broken english to catch a falling knife of capital fleeing a country. The entire recent pump was pricing forward that they would get a more business friendly regime. But now all that money is fleeing and some schizo is screaming his head off about how it's free money. It's ugly, it's dishonest, and it's a scam.
>>62819342Indians deserve itJews deserve itMonkeys are monkeys.
>>62819349of course Lula wont do shit he has been president for like 30 fucking years. as long as their companies pay divvies undisrupted nothing else matters
Tell me why I shouldn't buy CoreWeave Senior Secured Notes
You goyim enjoy the exit pump….while it lasts…
>>62819359Even with nvidia's backing they can still default.
>>62819359They're radioactive, I guess? But if you can handle that and if they don't explode in your face, you stand to gain massively.
>>62819351I slept through the pico bottom but slurped heavy as fuck at 30.88 premarket and shilled my exact entry here like usual spoon-feeding retards that are bagholding neoclouds down 50% and 200 cost basis SOXL
>>62819342Brazil, India and others should have been sequestrated on a second internet. At least for 20 years
>>62819339Based
>>62819362I slurped NBIS at $151. My automated exit strat is set to $157. I'm just AFKing for the most part. My daily quest is complete. No fucks to give.
>>62819301You can sell at any time you know. It's your decision.
>>62819356well you're right to call it out. process matters and by contributing your work to the process you have brought all of us 1 inch closer to some kind of agreement. I call that service, which isn't exactly done for free. That's why it's work. Then you'll be payed back. I just did a little bit and we'll all get you back later, including him. Make him.
>>62819362It's lasting for the next two years, bobo. Get used to it.
Go to >>>/pol/ you sad niggers if you are not gonna talk about Business and or Finance.
And just like that I'm finally able to access Robinhood. What utter garbage design, but I got through. And I missed the open dump. AIEEEEEEEE
>>62819380we nigger pump until Wednesday you still have plenty of time to buy bags
>brazil concern trolling
>>62819342If you are trying your best every day, you are the same as all of us. Then do you not belong? You know you do. Some of us want your hate. It's not your responsibility to give us what we want. Give us something better.
Panic sold my neoclouds earlier…
https://youtu.be/t8DQPAXH4Tg?is=_ombDJncsZXWFG7D
EWZ keeps going. you faggots. look at EWZ. the free-est free money ever. I DESERVE BROWN PUSSYI'm selling at 36
>>62819375Tik tok until that AI bubble pops mumu
wait so ICESEMIT touches 200-day sma and bounces and thats it? no traps?
>>62819393>I'm selling at 36Yeah after holding it for 15 years
>>62819394I used to love this game as a kid
>>62819393Tell us how it goes, Percy.
>>62819402its on a moon mission nigger. the chart look at the chart niggerI told you it was low volume bot kike shit. I told you to buy the dip. I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>PLTR silently breaking out into an ATH and no one is talking about it
>>62819403What was it like to grow up in a trailer?
>>62819342go to /sp/ heem, we love our brazillians there
>>62819412Im bullish but i dont want to buy the ATH
Bobos on suicide watch. Wagmi!
>>62819342What are you smoking man? The Brazilian hate peaked during late 2000's because you infested every online MMO ever. Ever since then I barely see hate and even if it is nowhere near comparable to countries like India, Israel, China, USA, etc.
>>62819413I have no idea what you wre talking about anon. Clearly only sophisticated people play mdickie games.
>>62819419>WGMI
>>62819418I’ve never understood this sentiment. if you think it will go up, just buy
>>62819419I feel like 7700 is the day's top and we're going to pull back at some point around or after lunch.
>>62819427EWZ has no top. it pumps 0.2% every time I post (every 30 seconds)
>>62819427Nobody asked for your insight anon. So stfu, please :)
>>62819426I think its a good company, but I think its already priced to perfection and there will be lower entry points
New financefu just dropped.
Wow what kind of kikery is this? My ADBE puts are down like 10% today even though the underlying is down like 2.5%
>>62819430My guy, are you a bot? He is clearly talking about the S&P not your shitty third-world etf.
>Brasiuh
>>62819435Cute lesbian couple
>>62819433Nah.
>>62819435Why isn’t this nigga in prison
>>62819443Cute dork.
>>62819447He's trading on his "Wife's Account".
>>62819450You're cute, anon
Anthropic is profitable and on its way to $500 billions revenues. where is ed zitron now?
>>62819454UwU
>>62819453Well I don’t see any flaws to his genius plan then
>>62819430Thank you for the tip about EWZ, anon. The haters are fools.
Cannot wait for the day /biz/ adds flags.
>>62819441who gives a fuck about that crabby bullshit when you could be buying a nigger pump
>>62819459I wonder why they haven't done that yet
>>62819447what was his crime?
>literally everyone bearish on Anthropicmassive buy signal
>>62819458I posted again and it did another +0.3%
>>62819447??he already did his time.
>>62819358but does lula know that?
>>62819464The obvious. The entire board would be Indian flags
>>62819362mumus won for now
>>62819457Well, there's ONE.
>>62819459Me too smigga, I can finally stop being called a jeet and as an added bonus, my flag will make tax paye pigs seethe at my 0% Capital gains tax :3
>>62819436Good, Adobe bears should be publicly executed.
>>62819475its a nigger stock. bulls and bears both that trade that turd need to be deletedbuy safe stocks like EWZ instead
i can tell you what ed zitron next cope will be: "Anthropic paid compute with notes/shares to reduce cash expenses".
>>62819474>0% Capital gains taxsounds like chances are you are from a brown shithole anyways
>>62819475Why are you bullish on Adobe? What will they have to offer when AI already makes their software free in a few months or a year? Remember the Will Smith pasta eating video and what we have now? Yes, those freeware releases were buggy as hell, but that's just version 1. I don't know what Adobe is cooking, but it better be something out of this world that AI can't vibe code for $100 in a year.
kek, EWZ is gonna end the day at 35 and people will complain about no cheapiesinb4, my cost basis is 32
>>62819443wtf yall had me thinking brazilians were all mixed with african slaves, indigenous-types and portugese low borns not cutey latinas like thatdo i just go to a brasilian cattle farm to find one like her?
>>62819474>stop being called a jeetGoing off /int/ this will definitely not happen and you’ll be accused of being a jeet in whatever country it is
>>62819427It all depends on what oil baggies will do (which is to usually pump that shit hard in the PM)
>>62819479Thats not a cope that's a fact
>>62819465being too real
>>62819485Brazil probably has the hottest women on earth no matter your racial and gender preference
>>62819484I hope it his like a giga nigger buck breaker bear killer $1 pump candle where it gaps the fuck up before close. I feel it
>TLSA +6%totally efficient market
>>62819481Because it's a software company with wxcellent margins making billions in profit quarter after quarter with zero, I say again, ZERO signs of spowing down, yet it's trading at like 12 PE because retards such as yourself think businesses will replace them with some bug-riddled piece of shit a jeet vibe-coded in his basement. It's not going to happen.
i fucking MISSED all the trades today.See this is the difference between a disciplined trader and a retard. I am not going to chase and just wait for tomorrow
>>62819495how does this make you feel? (pic)alsoits most likely the calm before the stormshit will be bad going starting tomorrow if at allits almost guaranteed dump offs until next week
>>62819502hahahahah goddamn im a dummy
>>62819501EWZ IS STILL PUMPING YOU FUCKING RETARDLOOK AT THE CHARTALL IT DOES IS NIGGER PUMP
What the fuck is this thread? Straight up /esl/ right now. Why don't any of you speak English properly?
>>62819510Shut it benchod
>>62819510Where can I find me a big booty latina?
>>62819510bloody...
>>62819500>businesses will replace them with some bug-riddled piece of shit a jeet vibe-coded in his basement. It's not going to happen.actually just replace them with Affinity and Figma
>>62819515White boy summer, baby.>>62819511>actual fucking newfag
>>62819510Half the US and Canada are just waking up
>>62819510Hay recism ain't cool man saarWe're just immigrints looking for a better life to. Plz shares yors
>>62819500I'm not denying that it's a good company, I'm only questioning how long they have left considering what's happening to the software market. Don't discredit AI made slop when it becomes good enough to kill their greedy model of SAAS. No idea what the pivot would be here, but I think they should consider something for long term viability other than kvetching about theft.
>>62819490s-1 filing is now available. zitron lost.
>>62819520>RETARD PUMP INTENSIFIES ON NEWS OF RETARD PUMP>CASHNADO CONFIRMED
>>62819517Affinity Deez balls niggaLMAO
>>62819485in the South even the cows are Europeans
I will stop posting until the next thread. This is why we should never have flags. You say you're brazilian and people put the axe on you. Fucking hell.
>>62819501what are you talking about man you still have time to short
>he’s never met a castizaUnironically never gonna make it
>>62819523>I'm only questioning how long they have left considering what's happening to the software market.What exactly is happening to the software market? They're mostly doing great. It's just techbro retards constantly shouting about their imminent doom to anybody who will listen.
>>62819532I only trade the first 2 hours
I think the market actually pumped on some US intelligence report about Iran not commiting preemptive strikes. It was 10:36, and the market started pumping very shortly after it.
>>62819536NOTHING HAPPENEDCONFIRMED NOTHING HAPPENED PUMP
>>62819500Cramer hates them, and for that I’m out
dump is here
>yfw Latin America is whiter than EU
>>62819536Oil seems to be going back up
>>62819500>wxcellent margins, saar!Adobe has been going to shit for 15 years. The only thing this indian and his indian executive suite brought was subscription fees and scaled down features and begging for money. I can't even open Adobe Reader to print a PDF without it opening a second window to beg me for money before it even finishes opening the very small PDF.
>>62819531>huemonkeys spend decades screaming scams and insults and shitting up every single online space they invade>but they are the victims here
>>62819548after trump takes over Cuba maybe white people can move to Cuba and make it no blacks allowed
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-10-26/microsoft-to-offer-buyouts-to-60-000-workers-in-latest-cost-cutuuuh economybros?
>>62819530ofc the cows are european, do you think there's indigenous cows in south america?
Daq pamping like it’s banned to short sell
>>62819554that's bullish
Oil is FUCKING pumping before yuropoors exit the market, AGAIN and AGAIN. You fucking motherfuckers
>>62819548Cherrypicked regions. If you think Colombia is 3/4 European racially then you need some heavy meds.
>>62819558we cant dump until every bear is raped to the shadow realm
>>62819551i just realized that adobe was almost 700 in 2021, holy fuck pajeets destroyed it
>>62819551Your poverty stricken ass is irrelevant to Adobe (and more generally to everyone and everything). Businesses are still shelling out for Adobe software, so they clearly see value.
>>62817448Well well well
>>62819553Why would they even do on Cuba, roll cigars?
>>62819548LMAO SURE, HERE'S YOUR 75% EURO
>>62819551install PDF-XChange sir
>>62819566Release Creative Suite with a perpetual license again, Benchod.
We’re dumping WTF I have 767 calls
>>62819553You mean fill it with indians kek
>>62819466Idk, they have 130 billion in cash right now. Kinda bullish, means they've already covered like 1/3 of their aggressive spend they projected over the next 5 years. I thought they didn't have anything.
>>62819574Thank you for your Sacrifice
>>62819554microslop at it again
>oil swinging like a shitcoin
>mfw a fake morning pump leads into a red day
>>62819534AI is creeping into it, slowly eroding out human made software with vibe coded alternatives. They aren't as reliable as human made stuff, but expect that to change in the very near future. If that isn't a threat to Adobe's SAAS model, I don't know what is. And if you don't think that will happen, why's AI 50% of S&P? What's it supposed to do if not replace everything human made with better and more optimized things?
>>62819574>he felt for it.
>>62819501Nigga we were planning to slurp bunda all last night, we have been planning for this morning where the fuck have you been
>>62819582Doesn't matter to me, already made money. Even better if it closes red so I'll be able to buy more cheapies tomorrow.
>>62819525He's been begging for the S1 for months
>>62819351Literally look at the 1 month chart.
All my new money is going into short term bond ETFs until midterm elections
>>62819581Blowoff top, Iran is talking with GSC.QQQ gonna have a second pump today, right when you think the reverse V is about to happen.
>>62819510Whole internet has felt like this recently, like I'm taking crazy pills.So many replies are either broken English or weird responses that just add on random information to whatever post they're replying to.
>>62819592THIS NIGGAH IS SPOOKED
>>62819591>get to buy stock on fluke for same price it was trading at an entire year ago>this is somehow badWait for it to back to 40 then buy some bro. Market isn’t being rational, but i can be
Bears are about to get smoked for the second time today.
>soxl wouldn't hit $80 missing out on gains
It is time to once again buy hella GME puts. Earnings miss in Dec will break this company
I'm OK with oil going up. This means that orange nigga is going to pay big for his mistakes
>>62819595well it is the spooky rally
>>62819594Every year more 3rd worlders get internet access so you just get a sea of low IQ bullshit and bots. You're just watching a manifestation of the lowbrow thoughts of the brown hordes.
>>62819602So are you gonna goomble on the election?
>>62819598I hope so, my 0dte calls are bleeding fast
>>62819606They are just crawling out of the woodwork because of one of their elections. Expect even more on the next Hindi election
>>62819607Already did. On Dumbocrats getting both the House and Senate
>>62819608Smigga you shoulda sold those, I sold mine lolThen if you are brave/stupid reopen lottery tickets at local lows
>>62819606Gookmoot should make it so when you buy the 4chan VIP pass it automatically filters posters not from the US or Japan.A 4chan classic version of you will
>>62819606How many of them are really online though?I need to know if we're only getting a taste or if this is 80%+
>>62819616Bruh it's something like only 5% of India having internet access rn
>>62819618The horror is just starting
>>6281961675% of the globe has internet access but that doesn't necessarily mean 75% of people use the internet.Its going to get much much worse.
>>62819481>What will they have to offer when AI already makes their software free in a few months or a year? Pirated copies and free, full feature alternatives to their software have existed for years. >Remember the Will Smith pasta eating video and what we have now? All you AI trannies can do is reiterate that the tech is better than it was in 2023. So what? It's plateaued hard since last year, and still doesn't have a use case almost anyone would pay anything for.
>>62819581we're high enough price wise you've got a lot of people desperate to sell given the slightest chance. then reality kicks back in
neocloud bros why did we niggerpump?
>>62819571>looks like your average euro
>SPCX
>>62819523Nothing has happened to the software market. Gimp and Inkscape have existed for years.
>>62819627anthropic s1 is very bullish
>>62819585>AI is creeping into it, slowly eroding out human made software with vibe coded alternatives.May we see these successful alternatives?>but expect that to change in the very near futureLet me guess, in 2 more weeks?>And if you don't think that will happen, why's AI 50% of S&P? What's it supposed to do if not replace everything human made with better and more optimized things?I don't think it will happen and AI is 50% of the S&P because the average investor is a fucking retard and is caught in a bubble. Read up anon:>Apollo says AI has delivered 'zero financial payoff' outside the tech industryhttps://www.businessinsider.com/apollo-ai-zero-financial-payoff-corporate-america-economic-analysis-2026-10
>>62819627My uncle works at S&P500 and when I told him I'm holding neocloud bags so he offered to pump up so I can exit.
>>62819628keklmao
Here it comes
>>62819196Feels like price corrections after market makers wrongly anticipated the next president.
>>62819636I need another coffee before I type again.
stop selling netflix you cocksuckers
>oil spiking like a shit coin
>>62819629This smigger is twitter famous!What's your @Do you post finance related slop or racism slop
A question regarding covered call ETFs: the distribution is based on the ETF's nav, right? Like, for example, if the nav goes down by 20%, the div will also go down by 20%; and if the nav goes up by 10%, the div will also go up by 10%, right? I'm assuming the "price" of covered calls is a percentage of the underlying asset, and not a fixed value. Am I correct ot assume this?
New Baked Bread:>>62819649>>62819649>>62819649
>>62819645I continue to slurp drip on news of peace plan rumors
>>62819650stop baking so early
>>62819654I thought bump limit was 303 on this board.
KWAB oil baggotsYou are about to get BUSSIED
>>62819658360
>>62819666Holy shit my bad. That can't possibly be right though, can it? 311 is the highest I've seen anywhere.
>>62819672That's because you guys bake early, lol
>>62819160soulless
>>62819666>>62819677Nope, we are at 311 now (before this post) and the number at the lower right is italic -- which means bump limit.
>>62819666Well shit.
>>62819658The 310th post is the last that will bump a thread. That includes the OP. So when you see the number at the bottom right, if it's 309 or higher, it won't bump anymore (because 309 replies + 1 OP = 310).Now that you've been educated, never do it again.
>>62819683Anon, this is a slow board. The thread won't even fall off the first page until 400.
>>62819479no, the next "cope" (reality) is they aren't including R&D in their expenses calculations, which they arent
>>62819342Great post. I'm gonna pretend to be an offended Brazilian often now
