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>>62819649
We're pumping because we realized things aren't that good, but at least we're not Brazil
I have big positions in Hf Sinclair, CF, CLMT and I am slurping drip and SPXL/sso while also buying GME puts. Thank you for ignoring this matter.
BOBOALWAYSWINS
>>62819659Brent Oil is pumping again. This sudden pump can only mean one thing: strikes and escalation
Nth for KWAB OIL BAGGOTS KWAB
>>62819667Oil pumping is bad for everything else.
Sopa de Macaco General
>>62819659Lots of thirdie indexes tanking recently. Brazil, Indonesia, India. All that money is just put into US holdings.
ARISE GLWARISE
Im pumping my throbbing johnson
Just took a huge Brazil. Whew what a stinker
>>62819671Huh. Good point, I guess that's why we're still pumping and haven't plunged like we should have.Gold is crashing just like 2008, though -- liquidations so that hedge funds can pay off their margin calls.
>>62819675Lemme pump mine too so we can be Johnson & Johnson.
>>62819659>>62819671Y'all are missing that Brazil niggerpumpsd on Bolsonaro winning the first round, the doomp back down was just reciprocated because he lost the election.
A question regarding covered call ETFs: the distribution is based on the ETF's nav, right?Like, for example, if the nav goes down by 20%, the div will also go down by 20%; and if the nav goes up by 10%, the div will also go up by 10%, right?I'm assuming the "price" of covered calls is a percentage of the underlying asset, and not a fixed value. Am I correct ot assume this?
>>62819624A company cannot just use pirated copies of software, anon. They'd face massive litigation if found out. >>62819632Yet. Remember, they said that horse drawn carriages will be around forever because nothing could replace them!>>62819635May we see the massive AI profits they're promising? You're betting against the market with that logic.
what's a good cattle stock?
A closing bell just flew over my house
>>62819649Just a small price correction.
>>62819690>Yet. Remember, they said that horse drawn carriages will be around forever because nothing could replace them!Literally nobody said that.
I would like qqq to do a lil more dumping so I can drop $10k on TQQQ
>>62819687Pump was around 10% tho, dump is around 25%, with some names 50% down
NOOOO SHORT NOWTHE MONEY SPONTANOUSLY DISSAPEARED
>Anthropic’s IPO filing doesn’t list companies run by Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg in its competitors section, per Reuters>That leaves out xAI, Musk’s AI company, and Meta, both of which are spending heavily to build frontier AI models.OpenAI btfo
>>62819697Okay, you're completely right. All of AI is a total scam. Once it implodes the US market will go with it. The end. Glad we're in agreement!
>>62819694METAWhich is a deeply profound statement when you think about it
>>62819697I say this all the time
>>62819702I think it's looking more like 2001 instead of 2008. After the initial hype implodes we'll have winners win big and losers lose big. You just want to back the winners.
>>62819683just do 360i dislike migrating>>62819647who cares about all thatthey have this nasty habit of eroding your capital when things arent constantly going up and up
>>62819699ETF poompa was like +20%. It went lower today but not a lot lower than it used to be.
>>62819690Wtf, how old are you?
>>62819707So what happens to the winners?
Reminder that you will be waiting for the previous high for a good decade
>>62819711Answer a very simple question. Valuation aside, does AI have a future?
>>62819708Right? This isn't /b/ or /pol/. There's six active SMG threads in the catalog still.
>>62819718Yes.
EWZ bros
>>62819703>In 2023, the countries with the most cattle were India with 307.5 million (32.6% of the total), Brazil with 194.4 million, and China with 101.5 million, out of a total of 942.6 million in the world.I am ready to invest in Indian beef
>>62819690>A company cannot just use pirated copies of software, anonThis also applies to decompiled -> recompiled versions of proprietary software. Just a more powerful version of cracking. Technically impressive, not useful in buisiness. >Remember, they said that horse drawn carriages will be around forever because nothing could replace them!You're literally just pitching a second set of horses and carriages with less support and more dubious compatibility. >You're betting against the market with that logic.Yeah, retard. The AI bulls were wrong.
>>62819725>Indian cowsWho's gonna tell him?
>>62819725>Indian beef
Brent Oil at 112. Already above friday levels. Something's up. But the geopolitical experts I follow don't seem to know anything.
>>62819725>>62819731>>62819732Might as well be trading onion futures, indian beef, lmao
>>62819718here's what im thinkingi download ass massive amount of e books and tell my llm to read all of themthen i just have it on call and i ask it questions and it answers based on the ass massive library of ebooks i havenow i dont have to pay any one for anything
>>62819718What you mean by this? Everything that "exists" have a future.
>>62819735Blowoff top to trap the bulls or someone knows Iran is about to get hit. Goys at our level do not get access to that information.
>>62819735india is pivoting from russian to middle east oil
>QTEX shalom!
>>62819741so if /biz/ ever looks like that, is that the signal to an hero
Shorting SONY. Just torrented Bloodborne.
>>62819697Back in the early 1900s, people literally did say that.Automobiles were unreliable, the road infrastructure wasn't set up, and fueling stations weren't widespread. Even by the late 1920s, doing a cross-country drive in an automobile was still a major expedition.The modern "just get in your car and drive somewhere" experience only came about because of Eisenhower's push for interstate expressways in the 1950s. And the only reason we were able to afford to build those was because WW2 destroyed all the other productive economies on the planet and the United States was absolutely flooded with money from war-wrecked countries buying our products to rebuild themselves. FFS Bongistan still had food rationing for nine years after WW2, it's no wonder the poor dumb bastards still don't have air conditioning.
NETFLIX BROS
Either the market is unimpressed by Anthropic's S1 or it's so impressed that it's the only reason we have a tiny green day instead of another red one.
>>62819743what happened?
>>62819744It will never look like that again there's too many 3rd worlders posting here for a board culture to develop.
>>62819727Wait, really? You're betting against AI? Huh. Well, alright then. I respect your opinion. As for other commentary regarding Adobe and other SAAS companies, know that their licenses aren't bought and renewed because of how much people love paying them money. They're very useful tools. More than having a dozen different programs. They all connect to the same ecosystem which is a massive plus. But that can be copied. Not sure what the laws are on reverse engineering code and vibing out an AI alternative of all their relevant tools, interconnected via a privately hosted server, all basically subscription free. Like it or not, we're definitely getting there in the very near future. AI growth is exponential after all.>>62819740Nevermind.
>>62819750>Back when the people who had literally built the nation's railroad infrastructure were still celebrating their engineering marvel, they didn't believe it was possible to build infrastructureGet outta here.
>>62819735houthis blowded uppered the east-west pipeline again.
>>62819755>AI is not going to replace Adobe or Microsoft>You're betting against AIIs AI replacing productivity software your entire thesis? What kind of retard are you?
NJ afternoon https://youtu.be/Vr3-EZGBTOU?si
Playing Peggle at work right now
Brent back over 117.Israel's election is tomorrow btw.
lol, just seen a girl named Evan
Friendly reminder that if you buy Anthropic you're buying at the top.
>>62819756You don't understand the inertia of the vast majority of people, Anon.
Holy fuck netflix
>>62819759Do you not understand what they're trying to create? AI will replace everything. In the near term if the change is incremental this is extremely beneficial to us as individuals if we make the right bets. In the long term we're all going extinct unless a Christmas miracle happens.
smg is dying on the vine
>>62819769Just chillin', bing chilling.
>>62819763Took profits already. Let’s see who’s holding my bags tomorrow
>>62819757>growing strategic importance in critical minerals and advanced manufacturingBUY THE DIPVALEEWZ
'sup guys, I've been out of the market for a very long time. Is now a bad time to dump loads of money in? I apparently hit 1M across all my accounts a few months back, but I still feel poor as sin. Please don't say "top signal", I'm getting really tired of eating dirt buying the top all the time.
>>62819764White people be doin that sometimes
I too make a lot of money if you discount the times where I lose money.
3 Minutes until Bussy blows the back out of brent
>>62819757Elon Musk is contesting the vote.
>>62819782We're certainly not at the top, but dumping a lot into the market right now is a bit risky.
>>62819782Bullish week with a potential road bump on Thursday. Second half of November might be bearish. AI is still pumping. I cannot give you financial advice on what to do with your money. You'll have to figure that out yourself.
If it wasn't for Drumpf we would have been living in an AI utopia (at least when it comes to the stock market lol).
>NOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU MUST LET US MINE THE AMAZONWhy are Americans like this?
>>62819793AND PAY ME 8% DIVVIES WITH 50% GROWTH PER YEAR
>>62819692>Doubting the power of meme linesSmigstro would be as blind as you without them!
If ben Gvir wins we're owned
thinking about buying INTC and selling it at 100, thoughts? looks like another pump to above 100 before making a new low next month
>>62819785How the fuck did you know? HOW
>>62819790Dems would be slightly more inclined to push regulations on AI companies and pause or outright ban data center buildouts depending on the state.
>"Microsoft offers buyouts to 60,000 out of its 223,000 employees as it cuts costs amid AI adoption">"his program will have a dramatic impact on the remaining workforce, completely transforming Microsoft’s internal culture and operational workload.">"The work done by departing employees does not magically disappear. The remaining staff will be forced to absorb these responsibilities, with management preparing for project delays, longer hours, and systemic burnout. Because the buyout is open to employees up to the vice-president level, Microsoft is poised to lose decades of specialized product knowledge and veteran leadership overnight. However, Microsoft has assured investors the payoff will be worth it as it funnels the payroll into more hyper-scale AI data centers."
What's the AI bull response to the fact that total factor productivity is either stagnating or falling + most of the cloud AI revenues being shitty start-ups?I guess a good response to the first is that it doesn't matter if it's actually useful for businesses, just that it gives the illusion of that and they keep paying, similar to the consultancy industry.
>>62819769why is Netflix eating so much shit recently? I get that they slightly missed with their subscriber numbers, but they are still a free cashflow machine in an environment where institutional investors are nervous about the megacap spenders no longer having positive cash flow and even taking on debt. How does it make sense that Netflix is selling off this much?
>>62819802>Dems would be more inclined to do thing Republicans are doing NowI don't understand this kind of thinking.
>>62819805I have no clue it's insane
>>62819800every dollar spent on not EWZ is a dollar wasted
>>62819805Spotify is off 2.6% and Disney off 2.2%, while the S&P 500 is up 0.6%. Money is rotating out of communication services and into tech, up 1.3%. Nothing in this move is specific to Netflix.
favela bros buy the dip
>>62819805Market sentiment is that there's no more growth in their space and they failed to get a good return on their wokeslop content. Market is pricing in a loss of market share that is likely .
>>62819802Drumpf is only supporting AI because he's aware it's the only thing keeping the GDP stats afloat.
>>62819805>>62819807they went sub 20 last bear market and they will go sub 20 again. they have no moat and no shows worth a fuck.should buy EWZ instead
>>62819801Smigstrodamus has Bussy on speedial, I told him to make the call.
>>62819806Trump wants zero government regulations on AI companies (self-regulation is a joke) and is telling NIMBYs and rural areas to eat a dick and accept the data centers because China.
>>62819803Cute.
>>62819816>is telling his base to eat a dick and accept itLike he did with the Vaccine?
What MAG7 do you hold? Im getting kinda bearish for growth for all of them. Maybe AMZN is the outlier.
We eatin' good today EWZ CHADS
>>62819820I only have GOOGL and only because its suffering short term embarassment
>>62819800My daily is complete and unless something big changes overnight my plan was to either go for it or for STX and holding it for a while, maybe until Friday.
>>62819805i guess their cliente got tired of ads in their face despite paying for a membership (and the increasing price)also all the cool and hip superhero shows are locked behind disney+, NFLX isnt it these days.
>>62819811>huemonkeys bait foreign investment>elect communist>why is foreign investment leavingFucking hell rangeban Brazil
>he's not buying the PBR dip
>>62819820AAPL, obviously. It's the safest.
>>62819818He tried to, he got it himself. If he had been allowed to call it the Trump vaccine you can bet your ass he would've mandated that shit.
why yes I am up 7% on big bunda etf how can you tell
>>62819821ITS NIGGER PUMPING AGAIN. IT GAVE PEOPLE ANOTHER MINI DIP BUT NOW ITS RIGHT BACK TO FAVELA NIGGER PUMPINGBROWN WOMEN OWE ME SEXTICKER: EWZ
>>62819803If only we had data to show the effects of mass buyouts for large organizations.
>>62819826I like how American oil smells and I don't like how other oils smell.
>>62819832Just make sure you sell your bags at the end of the day
>>62819794Just be a covered call Chad.
>>62819835its going to nigger pump even harder tomorrow on latefags "reading the news" about the dip. I'll be out tomorrow though probably. sell order set already and it trades 24/7 on HOOD so might nigger pump all night
>>62819814they have a huge moat, noone fucking cancels netflix, if people have 20 dollars left in their account its getting spent on netflix. netflix should not be thought of as consumer discretionary, its consumer defensive, its basically a utility. unlike other streaming services they actually make money and don't need other businesses to prop them up like apple+, disney+ and amazon prime which noone fucking watches and makes no money. netflix is the coca cola of streaming and will literally never, ever go away. and no, youtube is not competition for netflix either. if you had to pay for youtube you would never use it
DIS IS BRAZIIIIIIL
bought a call on a leveraged DRAM etfand added "AUR" to my portfolio
>>62819824Yeah but that's exactly what isn't happening when you look at their balance sheet and listen to the earnings call. Netflix is crushing Disney+ and their other competition outside of youtube in any metric and Netflix subscribers did NOT cancel subscriptions after the recent price hike. The only thing that changed was another miss for expected subscriber growth.
>>62819834Ours is called sweet for a reason.
>>62819838I like your balls anon, big balls of steel.
>>62819846Market is forward looking. No growth=no optimism. Line must go up or we dump.
>>62819833>>62819803I'm sure this time it's different. Totally different.
MACACOS(we inclusive over here)
>>62819848It's because we add sugar to it.
>>62819842NFLX only has 20% of market share for streaming now. Amazon Prime is the #1 streamer, larger than NFLX
>that Tesla pumpWhy>that PEwhat the FUCK I swear this shit is more ridiculous every few months I check in on it
Holy shit my PMs are pumping. Thank you, thank you God
>>62819833before AI tech companies routinely culled 10-20% of their workforce regardless how business wasthen slowly brought the numbers back up with college kidsstaff rotation is good
>>62819848>>62819858Based!
>>62819859but thats a fake number, people subscribe to amazon prime and end up getting a whole bunch of shit they never wanted or used. I have amazon prime, and I also have prime video. I NEVER watch the fucking thing, so they can count me as a sub all they want its meaninglesseveryone I know who has multiple streaming services basically ONLY uses netflix, and if they had to cancel all of them except for one they are keeping netflix. don't you remember covid? netflix is recession proof. it's the one thing people NEED just to survive this dystopic world of ours
>>62819859AMZN broadcasts significantly more NFL games as well.
>>62819865I use prime more than NFLX now. NFLX has no good shows. everyone figured out NFLX is trannycoded
Smigstrodamus has called oil and QQQ to the T in this thread, you are welcome doubting smiggers.>>62819692>>62819785
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEGA PUMP
>>62819859Amazon prime is a subscription for shipping stuff to you faster, nobody actually uses it to watch stuff on there. They had exactly 1 semi popular hit show, which was The Boys and they completely ran that into the ground.
EWZ has pumped 2% in the last 5 minutes while this nigger talks about his NFLX bags
>>62819867every streaming service is equally slopped but netflix at least has all the comfy old sitcoms you know and love.yknow what netflix has that the other services just can't figure out? the interface. netflix has fucked up their interface a bit over the years but its still BY FAR the most user friendly and pleasing browsing experience . and once people get used to something they don't want to change. people in the netflix ecosystem are never going anywhere, its the iphone of streaming
Buy the NFLX dip
>>62819874some people dont want to learn, leave them behind
>>62819874fuck you nigger i have netflix at 64 and I have bunda at 31 it's called diversifying
>>62819877lmao why?GOOGL is the superior streaming play
>>62819876Netflix fucking sucks man
>>62819867carrie was fun
>>62819868How does he do it? Where can I become a follower of this Smigstrodanus fella?
>>62819882it really doesn't matter, they have positioned themselves so that it's considered a subscription people will never cancel
>>62819882and yet its the best streaming option available yet some silly fucks think that youtube shorts is a threat to their business model or something
>>62819881In your dreams faggot enjoy your favela
>>62819884I watched 1 episode with the lady and we both thought it was slop and not worth watching.
>gold is pumping>barely make $300>gold is dumping the same volume>lose more than $1kWhat the fuck are stock exchanges doing? Fucking manipulation is fake and gay
>>62819881if youtube had its own stock I would buy it, but I dont want all the other bullshit in google. ditto META: I wish I could buy just facebook and instagram
>>62819787>>62819789My main issue has always been dumping money into the market. Whenever I full dump I eat dirt, but whenever I DCA over looooong periods of time the gains are paltry. It has been a frustration of mine ever since I started investing in early 2020 (pre coof doomp).
>>62819881Youtube and Netflix/Hulu/etc don't provide the same service.
>>62819859My AMZN bags have been generating passive beer money through CCs for the past 2 years my only regret is I didn't double down sub 200.
>ctrl+f>"soxl">0 results
IREN Sisters Also Reddit triggered a lot of my alarms again what happened?Lots of volatility everywhere.
>>62819891Maybe you two are just retarded
>>62819868truly you have good instincts thank you sari failed to see your 9:00 post but i still bought SPY/IWM 0dte which i promptly sold at the top for a good amountnow i'm waiting for the next big ass pump, but i'm always skeptical and unless I see a big ass green candle this might be a double top bitch ass mfim still holding my TQQQ calls and SOXL, which are still in the red a bit but if we keep going up this week itll be ok
>>62819886A magician can never reveal his tricks, but its mostly meme lines/patterns, volume profile, reversion to mean, max pain and contrarianism.Smigstro is exclusive to smg, any imposters are jeets trying to sell you something.
Hello? Where's the dump? I wanted some semi cheapies, not the 2-month average.
>>62819882I hate that you can't talk about big companies whenever they are a buying opportunity because /smg/ is full of emotional investors who cannot think rationally and only project their personal feelings and political takes onto the situation. You people said the exact same shit about Microsoft when it was at 52 week low, it's a company full of indians going to zero. You said the exact same shit about google last year when it was at a 17 P/E ratio, indians, lawsuits, google search getting replaced by chatGPT or something. AMD last year, nobody buys AMD GPUs, they're garbage, Nvidia is the only GPU manufacturer you need. Meta back in 2022 because the Metaverse was a joke and nobody uses facebook anymore yadda yadda. I'm buying the Netflix dip and you can suck my dick next year when it's back at 100$+
Paramount lied.Netflix died.
>>62819904I actually think KOSPI is due a reverse circuit breaker, its been too long. Tonight could be the night where memory sun-kil-moons again.
>>62819886>>62819906NIGGER ITS JUST THE LINES. IT TOUCHED THE BOTTOM LINE NOW IT TOUCHES THE TOP LINE
This. So much this.
I started applying to jobs yesterday because my portfolio was down so bad. One of them already got back and wants to interview, but my portfolio went back up and I am not so dejected. I don't know what to do. I was just meming
>>62819915schedule an interview then don't show up for it and when they call tell them you got into a car crash and you want to reschedule for just 2 more weeks
thoughts on NET
Also holy Fuck has anyone else been paying attencion to NATGAS EU? This shit is mooning harder than oil now.I made a pretty penny already but i can only do it with leverage so im not going back in but yeah. Insane that its on road to 100€.
>>62819912>MASON! The lines! What do they say???
>>62819915Two income streams are better than one.
>>62819911>Tonight could be the night where memory sun-kil-moons again.clever
>>62819912That's only a fraction of the equation, but to the untrained eye such as yours yes it is often just trading the tops and bottoms of ranges.
>>62819917I use it for my business where I sell my used jockstraps to grandmothers. Quite reliable.
why would the dirty, dirty kikes do this.
I am tired of wagieing, I don't think I will ever get to fulfill my hikikomori dreams
Noooooo!
>>62819926Post portSalvation lies in a LCOL SEA nation like Vietnam. Go home GI, your economy has betrayed you
>>62819916>>62819921I applied to three jobs and one got back to me in less than a day. I've just been dicking around on my own projects for a year
Yes, yes, hello. I have come here from the METAVERSE. This bizarre individual who calls himself "MU anon" came to us spouting some nonsense about Oracle. I understand this is his former home. Could you guys take him back? Like, by force?
smiggers ...
>>62819926you won't and that's alright
>>62819928>go to a SEA nation>GI>Gay InvestorSo true.
>China’s AI market has entered a severe crash, with the tech-heavy STAR50 Index dropping 40% from its July high in less than four months. wew
>>62819932>You now remember MU anon>The anon who owns zero MU
>>62819926this is not wagie general, sir
Hold the line brazil bros we're going to the mooooon
>>62819941I think China is dealing with structural deflation. I don't think that means their ai industry sux. I also think they are about to bring out the monetary printing bazooka after dicking around with small policies to fix the deflation. It's a matter of time before China blinks or the fed blinks. I think China blinks first and then saves the markets worldwide
>>62819893>What are the aftershocks of a pump and dump for $500?Did the fucking idris elba gold shill movie not clue you in that the dial on this stuff has been set to overcooked for years now?
>>62819944>BUY THE TOP>SELL THE BOTTOM>FUD THE BOTTOM>SHORT THE BOTTOM>WAIT FOR RECOVERY 20%>CLOSE SHORTS AT A LOSS>BUY THE PICO TOP
Is Netflix computer going out of business?
Well, I am stumped. I genuinely don't know what to trade today. I think I'm going to just sell it all and sit this one out until the bear comes
RPD LETS FUCKINGGO
>>62819957>Is Netflix computer going out of business?>tfw holder of NFLX stockCan we get an Idris Elba NFLX shill movie, please?????
>>62819957Yeah it's going back to 30 probably this week. I bought a few puts.
>>62819965>NFLXTo think I was considering buying this piece of shit earlier today for a quick dead cat bounce, and it just dropped another 2% after that hahaha, these faggots are DOOMED
>>62819961the only way to guarantee you won't make money over any timeframe is to sit on your money
Voted for Trump in 2024 but when he started ruining the stock market that made me fucking furious. Life long republican voter but I'm sick of his bullshit. Come November I'll be casting my vote for Talarico and fuck anybody who tries to stop me or say "Democrat votes aren't valid"
>>62819966I'm only up 40℅ on the puts I bought last week
>>62819970all the orange nigger had to do was hit Cuba and leave Iran alone and wed already have SPY at 800
>>62819970Based, I already voted early for Talarico.
>>62819967yeh don't get value trapped in dogshit. you deserve brown women insteadticker: EWZ
>>628199721100% soon friend
>/vx above the 200 day sma
Someone as smart as Musk should know that targeting Euros about this Talarico dude is pointless. I open twitter and all I see is ads about this Talarico dude being a weirdo. Funny name though.
>>62819962Now get out and buy EWZ
>>62819941Me? Never invested in China, never will
Kek rock baggies
>>62819985I'm only up like 300k half a mil profit or bust nigga
>LMT RTX
Buy EWZ LEAPS ATM calls the exp all the way in fucking Jan 2029Thank me later
Buying puts real soon. It’ll crash again..
So, we dump for the rest of the day?
>>62819995is that you in the pic you posted anon?
>>62819997no it's just going to crab up and down
Quads and we get seggs
>>62819995this nigger understands
so this place is just a huemonkey shill farm
>>62820004They will go away soon
if you bought EWZ at open you are up 6% and also the likelihood of acquiring a brown gf has increased
>>62819995lula want to go toe-to-toe against trump and his tariffs.
>>62820006>Brown Pretty sure most of them are whiter than most of the thirdies it, including your
>>62819983
>>62819994>RTX>COKE>GEV>TXN>MPC
if you bought IREN at open, you're up 9%
>>62820014this is bad taste for a /smg/ thread
>>62820014how can i be in a room with these two goddesses at the same time
>>62820014SOXL
>>62820018Fly to Riga and take out around 1000 Euro at the nearest ATM.
>he fell for the dead cat bounce
>>62820017Lesbians always look retarded when they try to fuck.
>>62820019those are men btw
Just sold the GME puts I bought at open for 20% gain thanks gamers. How much are EWZ macacxs up?
I love bimbos but only attract those medium ugly women who want to settle downhow much money do I need to level up?
>>62820027proof??
>>62820033enough money to do limb enhancement to ensure youre over 6 ft, thats the most important. afterwards you need to take a small amount of roids just to beef up. you dont need as much money as you think.
>>62820012that wasnt very nice now was it?
What's going on Netlist bros? What's gonna drop AH? Kingston surrendered without a fight? Sk Hyinix renewal with half a billion in kow tow tribute and supply agreement? Someone clearly knows something, nobody in their right mind buys 150k shares of NLST in 5 minutes for no reason
>>62819978Thanks man, let's see if it bounces back a bit before the next macaco moment happens
>>62820032>GME 5Y -47.65%shiggy diggy
>>62820040Nobody in their right mind buys any amount of blockbuster 2.0 retard
>tech illiterate gigaboomer dad texts me to ask if I'm buying any Anthropic>previously got heemed buying the top of Coinbase and SpaceXHoly top signal.
The spacex scenario is the most likely scenario for anthropic. Dump for weeks/months and then up and to the right. You gotta be a luddite to not grasp what Claude is.
>>62820014I literally need it to go up 90% to get in green territory.
>Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent who is the handler for the President of AmericaI'm tired boss
>>62820047I'm going to put a few rack in even though I don't buy ipos. Claude code has helped me build some cool shit and I feel powerful with it
>>62820048so long SPCX?
>>62820050Wasn’t that already obvious boss?
>>62820037noted, thanks>>62820049jesus christ anonwhats your position and cost basis?
>>62820050I wonder if they will uncover the sky being blue next!
>>62820048Or it could be like Cerebras where it was always a massively overpriced heap of shit that never even approached its day 1 trading price
>>62820050This is good news. Because it means ALL support for Israel will end and so will Israel.
>>62820038>that wasnt very nice now was it?the game is the gameyou hold the cards, or you get clipped
>>62820054>>62820056The conspiracies weren't supposed to be proven true.
>>62820053I already shared my SPACEX thesis and why is gonna become one of the main pillars, not only of the industry, but of humanity overall. All the luddites went crazy on me and became all hostile, so I won't share it anymore. But yes, you should try to accumulate as much SPACEX as possible. But this is a 15-20 year hold. Not for ADHD infinite scroll zommies.
>>62820046Thanks for your input you mr Crackhead very insightfull stuff. truly explains why it's pumping out of the blue
>>62820047Why did I laugh at this frog?
>>62820050>Dutch intelligenceOxymoron
>>62820063There are plenty of these that I would be willing to start dropping money in for the long-term once I get a little deeper into Six Figure Hell, but in the meantime.
>>62820068Don't they have like 100 times the IQ of Americans?
>>62820055Like 300 shares at 43 bucks. I ended up buying some leveraged shares around 30 bucks though that have since decayed tremendously, thinking that was the floor but ended up fucking myself in the ass super hard.
>>62820066Stop gang stalking me I told you the crack helps me calm down
>GOOGL drillingMaybe I should start buying some
>>62820061>you hold the cards, or you get clipped I talked to BEARZINI- I can make a deal with him, and still keep my shares in my account!
I lost a ton of money on my Brazil investments, but it's worth it if it means Brazil doesn't turn into a migger infested shithole.
>>62820073>Only argument for Netflix is it's tokenomicsGrim. I remember back when they were the plucky underdog. Now they have no moat and the gayest shit on TV.
>>62820078Lol anon we have bad news for you but thank you for your donation
This is so stupid. I buy calls, it tanks…..bought puts…losing almost everything. Wtf can I even do? Are credit spreads better instead?
>>62820080>we have bad news for youWhich is?
>Microsoft is asking 60,000 employees to quit voluntarily.>The company has launched a Voluntary Exit Offer, making 60,000 employees eligible for “voluntary buyouts”. The massive initiative represents about 27% of Microsoft’s global workforce of 223,000. >The company is implementing this program to trim costs and reallocate resource budgets for its $190 billion AI capital expenditure push.What are our, the /smg/ers', thoughts on this?
>>62820072fucking hell, sorry anonIm bullish tho, I think we can retest 60 in the near future, hopefully macro gets better
>>62820081Invert yourself.
>>62820083They're making room to bring in 100,000 more Indians. Very very Brown Bearish.
>>62820083Means the AI trade isn't dead yet.>>62820089They were banned from getting H1B employees because of abuse.
>>62820081I’m never touching leverage or puts/calls or any of that shit again. It can flush years of work like nothing.However, it’s also probably the best way to make big gambling plays.
>>62820072my condolences. i bought WOLF at the height of AI shilling. my avg is 72 kek
EWZ is at 34 this is not a fucking drill some very heads up niggas are already up 10% on an index fund yielding 4% dividends and big booty bitches
I just bought a house, im 26 with a good job and 0 debt and some savings. I'm interested in investing in some safe stocks/crypto (along with taking some risks as long as its not some bs) where should I start? Are there some good youtubers I could watch to get some info?
>>62820091They'll outsource. It's in their foul blood.
>>62820097I bought the picotop of space stocks cut my losses and reinvested into the dips the past few weeks, hopefully that gets the initial investment back and some
>>62820094>I’m never touching leverage or puts/calls or any of that shit again. It can flush years of work like nothing.>However, it’s also probably the best way to make big gambling plays.Don't you wanna feel the thrill? For me, trading with leverage is like going to war. You analize the field. You develop your strategy and implement it. I fucking feel like Scipio fighting against Hannibal.
kevin PLEASE
>>62820084I’m thinking all the neocloud will eventually get back near all time highs.It’s going to take much longer than I thought it would though. I have a feeling we’re going to crab down here for months to bleed off stragglers, completely snuff hope from the dip buyers and make them cut losses; then when no one’s paying attention it will start giga pumping on some kind of news that “no one” expected.
Isn't it really bad if Markets suddenly start crashing one after another.
>>62820102Why is it always India? There are plenty of other countries with relatively cheap labor and you never hear this level of fuckups from anywhere but india
>>62820100If you just want safe shit research some stable non-leveraged ETFs. Stuff like VOO or SCHD. If you want "some" risks that are still on the safer side then just buy a big boy company stock like Apple, Google, Amazon, whatever floats your boat. Things are on a bit of a discount right now.
>>62820083Sounds like betting the farm on AI
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are we okay?niggers :)
Smart smiggers did all their trading in the first 2 hours, stupid smiggers are still here hoping it'll turn around.Don't be a stupid smigger, there's more to life than staring at a losing positon on a screenSmigstrodamus life tip number.152
>>62820117It's cultural. People call you racist for learning about a nation's culture if it's anything more in depth than "Their Meat-in-Dough is really good!".
>>62820117Mexicans get too uppity and niggers barely work
>>62820122>1pbtidsomehow the early baker has returned
>>62820122are you retarded or is this your schtick?
>>62820117India is offloading it's surplus population to the west in exchange for aligning itself with the west. That's literally it
>>62819763Who cares about brent?WTI and CL
>>62820045Religion is a weird thing...
>>62820130The early baker shows up every few months, does this for a week or so, and then either leaves or gets banned for spamming.
>>62820074maybe at the end of the week if its below 287.5 otherwise janny pays for dinner tonight with the premium collected
>>62820120im assuming shit like penny stocks and 99% of crypto is bs get rich quick scheme stuff?
>>62820136what a faggot
I'm defeated
>>62820143100% of Crypto is. 99% of it is literally chinese and indian scam coins.If you didn't get in on Bitcoin between 2012 and 2019, you're not "gonna make it".
>>62819970>>62819975>in /smg/>voting for a DSA faggot that wants to tax unrealized gains
>>62820157I figured. So not really worth to invest even in the more "well known" ones?
>>62819950China's CPI inflation rate has been consistently positive since September 2025
>>62820165Most optimistic bull cases for the next 3 years put BTC at around 200k. That's not even a x3. And those are the best case scenarios. And the "well known" ones, most of them died or they didn't even hit the ATH from the lockdown days.
>>62819811Bolsonaro's privatization-funded tax cuts aren't happening. Instead what is likely to happen is more US tariffs and sanctions.
>>62820160Not voting for your child molester sympathizer, no thanks.
>>62820165Nope. You might swing a trade here or there, but you mostly just end up being a Baggy.
>>62820160nobody in muttland will ever hinder the corporations and I'm tired of pretending they would. At best they hold the line without introducing any major changes, then when the public resentment grows americans will just vote for republikikes which spread their burger buns wide open for that corporate cock. anything else is just an elaborate kayfabe play for the goyim.
>>628200451 white girl is in the room inside and they are all raping her to death with a metal pipe
>>62820047100% chance he buys the pico top and bagholds it -40%
>>62820160Of course Im voting straight DSA. They want to increase my gibs and are turning society antisemitic. Now excuse me well I smoke a bowl than jerk of to hentai titties.
>>62820063>I already shared my SPACEX thesiswhere?
>>62820344I kinda remember it cuz it mirrors mine basically SPCX is going to become a telecomms giant think prime AT@T monopoly style and that's just ONE pillar of what they're going to be doing. Starlink and rocket shit will also moon but the telecom aspect itself is a 100x on the stock over the next 5-10 years no meme
>>62820132undoubtedly thisCORRUPTION
>>62820123Vas ist das?
>>62819725They only farm cows for access to their shit. Shit sandwiches are like cheeseburgers for jeets.
