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Israel elections

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62822545
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when FOMC?
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If Bibi loses, is oil going back to 90-80 range?
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RIP in oeace to cycstic fibrosis anon <3

You are in our hearts forever smigger.
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niggers
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>he invests in an index, providing liquidity to billionaires who hate him
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>JUST IN: China's STAR 50 tech index has crashed 40% since June.
>$3.5 trillion has been wiped from Chinese stocks.
>Reuters says the AI bubble has already burst. Morgan Stanley sees another 10% to 15% of downside before a bottom.
Good. China died and AI is over. Everyone wins.
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>>62823136
Dunno, I sold some oil just in case though
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>>62823132
Tomorrow
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>>62823135
Inflation isn't 8%.
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Will FOMC pump us or dump us? Any bets?
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buy you fucking retarded doomers, we pump until ANT IPO
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>>62823141
>China thinks they’re going to kill western AI
>Kills their own instead
kwab
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>>62823141
I wanna sell and realize profits but I also want to be greedy when others are fearful
I hate making decisions
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>>62823141

I bought MCHI today. you niggers fud the bottom every time.
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>>62823141
You're getting the wrong take away from that, FUDer
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>>62823147
I don't give financial advice to raccoons
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>>62823132
29th Oct 3am Tokyo time
28th Oct 11am LA time
28th Oct 2pm NY time
28th Oct 7pm CET time
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Why are we always getting a reverse V during mutt hours (from 12pm to 4:30pm)? You dumb fucks.
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WAGMI (black gf edition)
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>>62823148
Anon I already buyed some skhx today
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE A RED 10 MIN CANDLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62823141
the chinese stock market is not real, I don't buy it
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>>62823141
unironically bullish for murican AI
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>>62823132
>FOMC
fart on my cock????
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>>62823160
Blormpf should make selling illegal.
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>>62823160
This but unironically
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>>62823147
I think it will be a lot of gassy farts. Hawkish guidance over elevated inflation but no hike. It will result in some crabbing, maybe more gains, but not a giga pump. But that's just my take and I'm always pessimistic.
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IRENbros we are NIGGER PUMPING
AMDbros we are NIGGER PUMPING
MUbros we are NIGGER PUMPING
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>>62823153
Nothing's ever enough for you, is it
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>>62823147

FOMC day always is schizo. it will test every number between +/- 2.5% on QQQ probably
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>>62823141
WE WIN! PUMP IT!
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>>62823147
I'm expecting a whipsaw but I'm bullish
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>>62823145
>>62823156
Danks
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Always be buying S&P 500 low cost index funds. Bears can kiss my ass, you think 2008 was a correction lmao that shit bounced back in less than three years and I made so much money from it. I have such a long time horizon you can’t see it with the hubble.
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>>62823177
Da da dat!
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>>62823152
buy CWEB instead, pussy
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Gold recovering, brent falling, semis pumping. All is well.

....for now
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>>62823146
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UUUU bros... I can see a light... I'm going towards it
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I missed the Uranium floor
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when are we going to know the kike election results?
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if you buy and keep your pantry full of shelf stable foods you'd eat normally anyway you can beat the inflation (real).

*i’m a financial advisor on this particular topic and this was an investment recommendation.
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>>62823156
>no london time
seems like sun finally set out there huh
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>>62823193
Get fucked antisemite
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>>62823187
uuh anon, that's not a light, that's radiation damage... from those radioactive uranium bags you're holding...
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>>62823181
>you can’t see it with the hubble.
long spcx
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>>62823199
>>62823187
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I keep thinking it's the silver floor and then it keeps dropping
please ffs
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HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>>62823160
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>averaged down my gold ETF papers for the past two weeks
>already made my losses back and making extra thousands as we speak
Feels. Fucking. Good. Haven't slurped like this in ages.
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I remember years ago some Anon shilled Bakkt and I managed to double my money in a few days. God I was such a fucking retard back then
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>>62823187
>>62823188
>two uranium posts in succession
is it finally time uranium anons?
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>>62823197
did you go and vote anon
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>>62823208
I'm still 30% down on uranium, I'm not selling that shit liquidate me
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not gonna lie bros i think i'm going to paint my whole ballot blue this election...
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>>62823202
>>62823205
my crystal ball says bottom in december
does it need recalibration?
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>>62823220
If the bottom is back to 3900 then I already won.
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Guys I took a meme test and it told me this. They're, uh... less than compatible in other aspects though.
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>>62823209
Voted Likud, of course
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Of course I'm an antisemite, are you telling me you like Arabs?
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has anyone seen ed zitron since the s1?
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>>62823213
Best outcome for the market fyi
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Back in my cryptonigger days my first big altcoin success was ANT (later became Neo and went nowhere), maybe a sign for me get into Anthropic
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NIGGERS
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>>62823208
>uranium anons?
Uranons?
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>>62823247
I haven't
I assume he has his nose to the grindstone digging into it
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it needs to go back up
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>>62823252
Korean retail traders were called ants too and like 10% of them did a flip off a bridge this year blowing up their neetbux with leverage
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>>62823262
it will come back around
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>>62823213
I hope democrats win so I can leave Canada and be a welfare king in a sanctuary city
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>>62823264
at least they had the guts to swing for the fences
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>>62823136
No, You will see oil eventually reaches 200

>>62823122
>Pic
projection
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>>62823261
he got blown the fuck out. Anthropic single-handedly saved the tech market. we will all be rich end of next month.
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>>62823248
>CAKE today
Now I know what I've felt all along.
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>>62823270

I'm not living check to check. I don't even have a paycheck. I just have to not lose the shit that I currently have and grow it at the same time
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>Refiners absolutely dumping -7% like there's bo tomorrow
Thank you again for letting me add more, dumb markets, never change
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>CAKE has doubled in the last 4 months
its gonna dump on earnings isnt it?
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>>62823270
>paycheck to paycheck
If you don't honor your current position, you can easily start living foodstamp to foodstamp.
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>>62823276
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I believe this general was promised to us 3000 years ago. And that it was actually 60 million.

There, I said it. Now give me the gains.
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>>62823279
Specific tickers?
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>>62823281
or u can just end it
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>>62823272
Haha yeah
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>>62823280
>cheesecake doubled in 1Y
…why?
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post some gems to buy lads.
might not be a gemmy but i boughted MCD some weeks back and its been doing nicely, it felt dirt cheap for the price.
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>>62823292
Food is good
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>>62823295
Moderna keeps wanting to dump early market and then goes back up to at least even mid day.

Does this mean something? I am pretty dumb.
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>>62823299
>Cheesecake Factory
>food
Anon, I…
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>>62823266
thanks Sawyer
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>>62823301
Seethe more
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>>62823295
maas
XMTR
PRLB

TRLV
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>>62823279

feels like bagholder shit. all of those charts are still up 40% in the last 3 months even after the 7% dump
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>>62823300
no idea i just buy cheapsies that make me worry less
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>>62823295
VRT
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Any WMT chads around?
Feels good man
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Chinese mega companies seeking up to 10 year contracts, record breaking earnings mere hours away. Hynix bros, we keep moving forward
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>>62823292
Propped up by the most caked up cabinet in America's history
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>>62823148
I cant buy anymore
Im locked in.
Put a tenner in NBIS for me im on IREN.
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>Sell SKHY premarket
>Buy first dump
>Sell when it retested premarket highs
>Buy mini dump

aite I'm holding this shit into earnings now
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>>62823313
>tfw you sold your WMT for NFLX
crush my pecker some more, pl0x
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>>62823317
I've never been to a cheese cake factory, but the robot cat girl waifu factory has always been one of my personal favorites.
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New Truth
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>>62823326
what is this nigger even on about
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>>62823326
>Trump still reads the WSJ
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>>62823326
get a load of this guy
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>>62823326

BIG IF TRVE. BUY WITH 200X LEVERAGE
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>>62823326
americans voted for this
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>>62823326
Its nothing. Quit posting nothings
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>>62823303
What a strange reply
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>>62823326
actual 5D chess. everyone knows it as the AI bubble but if we change the name to SI it cant blow up
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>>62823326
sounds like something some schizo homeless guy would say as you walk by.
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>>62823326
the government betting on AI means ANT is going to the moon right? they wouldn't pull the rug on us
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>>62823326
Genuinely, he just gets off on controlling things, even if they are this petty
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Theres a Trump general in /pol/ if you guys want to talk about the president 24/7. In the stock market thread. Constantly.
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>>62823326
every day I think he cannot get any more retarded
every day the nigger proves me wrong
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>>62823326
I like how Super Intelligence is the new tranny triggering dog whistle. Just like Gulf of America and lake America. It goes right up the liberal's ass and causes a melt down over semantics, and its one of my favorite reasons why I love my dear Leader. Thank you for your attention to this matter, G-d bless America and G-d bless Donald Trump. #Boss
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>>62823339

the market pumps on nothings. as long as nothing keeps happening we will be alright
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>>62823326
He pumps my bags so I like him. Rather its stocks or housing
Simple as
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>>62823350
the cunt literally crashes and pumps the market on tweets
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>>62823349
>>62823343

I think what orange retard is saying is that its FAKE NEWS that its "artificial" intelligence. its REAL and its SUPER.
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>>62823326
The guy tried to push google to change the name of the Atlantic Ocean to Trump Ocean o_O.

An Indian guy stopped him.
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>>62823358
Im fine with posting that. Posting something stupid about renaming ai is not stock market.
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>>62823300
Damn look at those big wicks.
Couriois is the trapmakers art.
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>>62823350
There's also a short pier you can take a long walk off of if you hate it here so much. Like you come in here, looking to get your hands on free alpha, man fuck off with your greed and just let go. If you actually could enjoy what you have, you wouldn't be here crying about people having a genuine good time with current events and the actions of Our Dear Leader.
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babe i love you. and i still want to take you to the cheesecake factory, i know they don't have crab legs but i think you would really like it, the cheesecake is really delicious. gonna go back to bed because i am going out tonight, as usual i wish you were my date.
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>>62823339
It's funny
Nothing wrong with some levity to get us through the trading day.
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>>62823326
What a fucking retard
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>>62823364
>>62823300

its called a poop and scoop
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is p = np bullish for the stock market?
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>>62823326
Someone paid thousands of dollars for early access to this
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>>62823373

i miss when he ended his tweets with PRAISE BE TO ALLAH. that shit was peak schizo posting for a while
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>>62823326
Thank you Mr. President
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>>62823147
Idk man.
>inb4 rate hike
>pumps 1 day
>dumps for 1 month straight
Unless they announce they're doing no more rate hikes this year it feels kinda risky desu. Though they sure love doing the meeting by meeting thing, they seem to hate the stock market having the intended rates ahead of time despite it not being their prerogative to protect the prices of stocks


>>62823181
>this smug
>admits to actively trading since 2008
So you haven't made it have you? You'd think after nearly 20 years you'd have made it, huh. I sure don't want to be here for 20 years.
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>>62823378
The PRAISE BE TO ALLAH on fucking Easter while threatening to glass Iran was the peak I don't think that will ever be topped
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>>62823376
No it's complete bullshit, the only ways p=np is if n=1 or p=0
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>>62823378
Yea I miss when he was just shit posting and not whatever hes doing now.
>>
>Flávio Bolsonaro's whereabouts were unknown to Brazilian authorities and close political allies after police asked him to surrender his passports.

>Brazil's Federal Police canceled Flávio Bolsonaro's passports after he failed to comply with a Supreme Court order to surrender the documents within 24 hours.

kek what a country
>>
>>62822784
I like to have them all in the background, 2 on mute 1 with sound, if someone annoying comes up I switch to the other ones
Ninja is for boomers thoever, I barely listen to them. tradeify and topstep much better presenters and some QT's
>>
>>62823389
>commies trying to purge political opposition
I've seen this script before. Does the world rely on Brazil for anything other than terrible league of legends players? I have a feeling it's a good time to sit back and make some money off of the hard times of others boss.
>>
>>62823389
This brother's munching on a Publix sub as we speak
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>>62823326
Spot on. There is no intelligence in Artificial Intelligence, it IS inaccurate.
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>>62823389

his dad was the previous president and is serving 27 years in prison. its fucking wild they let his son try to buy the government again with foreign glownigger money.
>>
>>62823400
I would disagree with that. The intelligence is real, and there's nothing artificial about it. That is why SUPER INTELLIGENCE is the superior term, and everyone still using the old language, well you just know those people are a little slow, that's all boss.
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>>62823371
You know it triggers /pol/posting. Thats what im tired of.
Half of the fags here are not even US citizens. Looking at you, Israelis. Their opinion is worth less than dirt, pro or neg Trump.
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>>62823389
He knows once he enters a cell he's committing suicide by hanging, so he'd rather be elsewhere.
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>>62823406
That's a fair point
I hope you can forgive me, anon
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>>62823412
Sure, but Id rather be irrationally angry.
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>>62823406
To be fair, Your posts bitching about it just triggers me to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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>>62823404
thank you, chatgpt
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>>62823400
I don’t know what to call all these LLM and machine learning tools. I agree they aren’t AI in the traditional sense
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>>62823413
As opposed to rationally angry, I mean
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HCA is up 1.5% since I shilled it. you niggers never listen
>>
When is literally anything going to happen?
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>>62823415
Open AI should change their name to keep up with the times, and really use their power as a titan in the industry to put the final nail in the coffin of AI, and trigger a blue hair, pussy hat, face mask wearing outcry imho.
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>>62823326
Art. 25
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>>62823422
As soon as I buy Puts or Calls.
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>stop talking politics stop talking about blompf line going up or down has nothing to do with politics it’s all magic
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>>62823406
Now your strange earlier reply makes sense. You’re seething at nothing and projecting it onto others. You should make some high value trades while you’re currently steaming in rage
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anyone has news from israel? isn't the election day?
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>>62823424
Scam Altman should change his name to keep up with the times.
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>>62823425
For the love of God.
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how’s the Israeli election going? The polls close 10 Israeli time or market close for us.
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>>62823435
Who’s even running against bibi?
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>>62823326
Sometimes my art is effacial. I'm not completely convinced that's an issue yet. Stuff I make can still make nothing. Maybe the street cares about second order. I never get seconds.
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>>62823429
Thanks for the gaslighting. Im definitely just imagining it.
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>>62823279

Yea I'm buying here. Sinclair reports earnings tomorrow. Then maintenance can't be skipped over the winter.
This is the pullback I've been waiting for
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Is being financially bored a sign of upper class?
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>>62823437
Some gazan goat fucker.
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Why should we care about isnotreal's elections? The only difference is the flavor of batshit insane
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>>62823439
>s-seethe m-more
>le zoomer buzzword
I genuinely feel bad for you
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yeah im a HOOD nigga, i got them 103 calls 3dte
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>>62823448
I dont think about you at all
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>>62823445
yes. But that aint you because you are still here
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>>62823341
>the AI bubble can't pop if it's the SI bubble now
Is this possible?
>>
Positions:
>0dte, bull spread: 767C/-769C [~+117%, 74% of max payoff] - hoping it doesn't dump into EOD, closing on next bounce if it happens
>1dte, condor: 766P/-768P & 772C/-774C - likely closing at open or midday
>4dte, bull spread: 776C/-778C - likely closing wednesday/thursday

Dinner plan:
>kirkland nuggies (4oz), Devour brand pork and mac

Hormussy status:
>closed
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>>62823445
I recommend leverage trading with nothing but trump tweets to guide you to get the blood boiling
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>>62823452
>literally thinks in memes
Good god just gets worse with each reply lol
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Israeli elections seems to be
>candidate A “kill all goyim”
>candidate B “kill every goyim”
>candidate C “kill and rape every single goy”
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>>62823458
Heres another
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>>62823454
you know it. ill protect you fellow smigger from any blowups
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>>62823446
I hope Israel votes for Kamala
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>>62823456
I know apolitical people who did this and now they go to No Kings meetups. Don't think it's a good idea.
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Actually I hope the guy who thinks Israel has been too soft on gaza wins
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>>62823467
No Kings, only Chairmen (lets be real they may be about empowering women, but this will never actually happen)
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>>62823461
When somelamby likes you, they say you are memes because they loves it. He is showing you his niceness to you because he likes. He is a real softie so be kind rember to just unwind and subscribe. If you gives him the little memes you make his love grow bit by bit
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Excited for ipo
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>>62823326
I voted for this nigga kek
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>>62823478
My fav was the no kings protests against trump in the European countries with monarchs
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>>62823482
Demonstrating the literal one (1) usecase for AI
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>GLW
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is anyone still bearish
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>>62823489
Well I'm sure they had to let him know they were strongly opposed to his title, before bowing and kissing the ring and thanking him for collecting taxes
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no, anthropic s1 changed everything.
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>>62823326
People out there shell out 100k just to get this info a few seconds before everyone else
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>>62823499
I'm not, I'm sure resident bears will crawl out of their caves after hours for their regular circle jerk though
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Brazil status?
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>>62823449

based
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>>62823343
you laugh but spacex last earning report had AI replaced with SI.
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>>62823511
Same status as Korea, China, India, Indonesia
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>>62823511
Commie'd
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>JUST IN: General Motors to leave the New York Stock Exchange after 115 years.
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>>62823519
Where are they going
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>>62823519
Its over
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>>62823523
In a GMC you can go anywhere.
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I'm considering buying some gold
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>>62823497

remember when we were in a bull market and dogshit like GLW would nigger pump 20% in one day?
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>>62823528
Wait about 15 years
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People still buy gm?
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>>62823528
I can only (responsibly) afford silver (which I hate)
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>>62823523
investors will be allowed to trade GM futures at the CBOE
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>>62823519
>>62823523
They're going to Nasdaq.
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>>62823288
>man spirals into gambling and suicide because his boss is a piece of shit
many such cases
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>>62823156
>28th Oct 11am LA time
Fuck off I'm not getting up that early
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>>62823527
Oh yeah that makes sense
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>>62823326
When is he going to appoint a Horse as his advisor?
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>>62823531
>>62823533
China is buying absurd amounts of gold, something big is happening
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I got the relief pump I needed and sold everything. I'm not touching the market until the collapse happens.
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>>62823542
COMEX default is inevitable
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>>62823540
Rumors say he appointed Grok and it's the reason for Venezuela and Iran.
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>>62823544
Based
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Confess, /biz/. Did you panic sell your tech during the week of 22-25 October 2026?
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>>62823519
lmao this episode was great
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>>62823540
After midterms things are going to get even funnier somehow. I'm excited.
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>>62823540
Oh but he already has

This is a Sarah Jessica parker joke
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>>62823542
Doesn't the price go down when there's more selling than buying tho
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>>62823528
you can't do anything with gold. it's worthless.
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>>62823549
No, I'm quite used to big swings after my CFD stunts.
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>>62823549

I sold my SCHD at the 52 week high and bought tech at lows Thursday close and shilled it here aggressively even though I am king of the luddites

They lashed out like feral niggers. They told me buying the bottom is bad. They actually opened fucking shorts... amazing... and now the same niggers lurk here absolutely anally raped nonstop on their retard shorts
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i'm ready
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holy crap it's over
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>>62823558
Lies.
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>>62823555
WHAT IS THAT! WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT THING!
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I coached a young athletic man into having intercourse with me.
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>>62823558
everytime I see anything related to black coffee, I just remember that nick fuentes crashout
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>>62823558
All your electronics has gold in it idiot lol
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>>62823558
AI needs Gold.
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Great… going down. Will see sour hour too. I feel it.
I’m pulling out. My calls won’t print.
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>>62823563
Why do I need a $100,000 gold bar to cook my steak on, when I could just skewer it with a fork and hold it over the burner until its finished cooking?
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Nooooo I missed the UUUU uranium floor!! I have 10k to throw in it to bring my 18$ average down. Fuck me in the ass!!!!!

If I throw 10k in now at 8.15$ it'll bring my 18$ average to 12.83$. fuck me kill me goddess
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>pre close futures
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i just had a schizo thought... you know how the fomc is tomorrow and its widely expected for rates to remain unchanged... what if, and hear me out on this... what if instead of the rates remaining unchanged what if surprise hike to get it out of the way and avoid doing it in december. still a 10% chancerooni!
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>>62823564
That is a billionaire's wife

>>62823565
That is gay but congrats
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>>62823574
Because that 100,000 dollar gold bar is still worth 100,000 dollars
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what is the point of day trading soxl when i would have just made 2k if i held it from open to now
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>>62823575
Don't bother with this shit until the SMO ends.
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>BA
You're Boeing to die
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>>62823577
You should stake your entire best to worth on that chance
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>>62823577

elections are in a couple weeks. he isn't going to do shit. he's a cuck
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>>62823587
This, that fat faggot will TACO right into oblivion.
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I wanna short OKTA and DELL.
Whatcha think?
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>OIL
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>>62823579
I was given a pan that was made of solid silver. Never used it, but now I'm wondering where I put it because I haven't seen it in a few years.
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>>62823577
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>>62823578
When you make upwards of 2,000 USD a day selling the safest credit spreads imaginable you begin to develop tastes. Every Friday I night I drive into the inner city I pay a random black thug $500 to bust my ass. I always have at least one that agrees to the deed. It’s sick shit but I need it. It’s amazing how well endowed they are even at that age.
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>>62823595
Really? That might fetch a good amount.
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>>62823593
>random boomer steps in to protect the Jew
Crash this fake and gay market. Make them all suffer. All that bootstrap pulling won't save you from Hyper Inflation.
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>>62823581
Why?
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>>62823602
It moves inversely to oil. It'll have a big drop again when the Trump starts bombing the mudslimes.
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I love Jews
I love Israel
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>>62823549
It's too early to buy back anon. It's a bulltrap. Don't fall for it.
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>>62823600
Yeah, but I can't just go and huck the stupid thing because my mother gave it to me and even though silver was only like $20 an ounce at the time she probably still spent too much on it, and that stupid pan will still be there after she's gone if I can take care of it.
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>>62823606
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
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>>62823601

interesting photo
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>fomc tomorrow
The charts don't lie
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>>62823609
Ill take that out of your hands if you want.
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I eventually became a pour over black coffee chad
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>>62823607

WAIT FOR 10% PUMP TO CONFIRM ITS A PUMP AND THEN BUY THE TOP TO BE SAFE
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>>62823141
>>62823165
if the chinks can't afford to build out more ram and nand it means those things will continue to tighten, with sandisk seeing another 100% price high in 2027 doubling their profits from now until 1 year from now.

>>62823150
Probably an attempt to create a market contagion.
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Sold my SPY calls for a cool 33% profit.
Had lots of hot sex with my wife last night and this morning.
What a great day.
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>>62823549
No but i am getting incresingly scared.
I wanna dump my bags and go full cash after.
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Anyone else not looking at the portfolio when stocks are up that much? The market is an impostor and willl eliminate all the gains soon enough
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>>62823595
>when you have something that is now worth like 1000 bucks or something but you can't fucking remember where it is
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>>62823141
Chinese companies don't usually rely much on public capital markets
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>>62823585
>>62823587
>>62823597
i was just thinking this because now that the /vx is SQUARELY BELOW its 200 day sma BUT STILL remaining a bit elevated i was just thinking of what could be the catalyst to a surprise pop BACK ABOVE said 200 day sma on /vx this week and the surprise hike thesis is the best i could come up with barring actual nukes flying or total civil unrest in brazil over their elections or something like that but i dont think bug people in brasil affect the FREE MARKETS like that
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>>62823618
I'm a hoolder. I made my 5% since last week and now got out of it. The market is highly manipulated right and I don't want to hold anything long term before it stabilizes.
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>MOS

I told you to buy fertilizer
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>>62823630

>still fudding brazil

look nigger you can still buy EWZ its still really cheap
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>>62823549
no, that would be retarded. I did cope and seethe about not selling it on the morning of july 2nd, friday july 10th or doubling down on july 29th so I could dump it during august or september instead and buy the lows in october.
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>>62823614
There's a 10% chance the bears win.
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>>62823633
I took possession of real physical fertilizer. Maybe don't go into the office tomorrow fedboy
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>>62823623
>Had lots of hot sex with my wife last night and this morning.
Proof?
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>>62823499
>>62823507
this is also why reading sentiment on /biz/ is impossible because it's always bearish when the markets are closed no matter what is happening.
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>>62823622
YMTC or CXMT can still raise money outside the stock market
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>>62823640
polymarket said lula would lose!!!!
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I just realized I actually made money from Oracle today
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>>62823630
Better trust your schiztuition
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>>62823647
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>62823636
>its still really cheap
really really cheaper than fridays price my guy... the only thing in brasil that i will invest in is Ronaldinho's cocaine and hooker fund
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only homos sell before fomo (formerly fomc)
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Are you guys ready for the HOOD earnings
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>>62823658
please don't post minors in this thread
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>>62823660

I AM EXPOSED AS FUCK.

NIGGER TARD PUMP STRAIGHT TO 120 ON AGENTIC AI OR SOME SHIT
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>>62823627
Dude I got so lucky, So I had a pipe burst that was feeding my icemaker in my kitchen, and it ended up fucking up my ceiling panels in my basement. Two panels collapsed from the weight and water comes down right on top of my pool table which was covered with all kinds of clutter. So it really fucked up half the shit on the table because the water was just going for a fucking week or whatever cause I don't go in the basement that often. So I'm clearing off all the shit on the table, there's a huge box with all my magic cards from late 90s early 2000s. Found over 25 grand worth of cards, and everything managed to avoid any water damage.
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Kek is that gambler still bag holding EWZ
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>>62823642
The proof takes time to develop. Like nine months or some shit.
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>do nothing
>lose
Feel bad for the europoors here who decided to go all in on stinky metals and chinese stocks.
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>>62823675
been in ONLY semis for years. VVSM GANG WHERE WE AT

t. europoor
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why cant normgroids still let go off the AI bubble narrative
>muh china dumped, amerishart is always next!!!
bro, all AI stocks that were actually bubblish are -70% from the top already, what more do you want?
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>>62823678
Hey you're not allowed to have guns
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>>62823675
Buddy is 3% up and now he has to shit on everyone.
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Just did some 110 CAKE calls for this week
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They're fearmongering global war to get you to sell
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So how did China screw the pooch? What exactly did they do?
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>>62823687

KIKES GANGSTALK MY ROBINHOOD

THEY CHANGE THE QUOTES WHEN I LOOK AT THE CHARTS
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>>62823678
Incredible irony in this image.
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>>62823693
Nothing
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>>62823666
I'm so scared bro
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>>62823693
You mess with the Jews you get the deflation
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>>62823694
Have you told them to stop?
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>>62823693
Allied themselves with India, a browner, even lower trust society.
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After the bell:

Hynix
Seagate
Teradyne
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Hey anon, would you look at that market today? Its a signal anon. Its saying SELL.. you'll be glad you did. I guarentee it.
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>>62823703

HOOD
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>>62823706
dont give a fuck about meme stocks, sorry
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>>62823705

sell before FOMC like 10-11am after the V to start the day

I saw it in a dream
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>>62823705
If english is not your first language don't post here jeetoid.
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>>62823636
have you considered the reason it went up so much before that was because the probability of political change was being priced in? I dunno man. Good luck on your favela trade, but I can't buy into it. Just like I didn't buy the Indonesia dip either.
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>>62823709
How's it a meme you fucking faggot
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>>62823709

>thinking fucking dogshit Teradyne isn't a meme stock

HOOD is going to nigger pump and you will KNEEL or all estrogen shipments will be halted
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>320+

new thread when? :3
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I made 10k this year in a second job working training AI agents to eventually replace my computer science job, what do I put them in to make money after my inevitable unemployment?
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>>62823636
>Brazil
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>>62823712

big divvy payments in December from favela niggers. like 8% divvies for most of their shit. it will recover before the payment. you are getting 52 week lows on FUD because some kike is throwing a temper tantrum over election results he tried to rig
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>>62823636
Are you really trying to get people here to buy 3rd world favela companies?
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>>62823723
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>>62823326
>trump after playing helldivers
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>>62823678
>been in ONLY semis for years
>still a europoor
im really really sorry for your situation over there in london anon... you know with the rapefugees n all...
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>>62823716
teradyne makes robots n shit and is doing fancy ai stuff, they are cool

robinhood is a stockbroker for people that make minimum wage, why is this even pubicly traded? imagine buying shares in a phone app. I bet you have doordash and duolingo stock too you fucking poltroon
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>>62823389
glad i sold my brazilian shit before the commies take over
there are so many juicy looking companies down there but you just can't trust jungle monkeys whatsoever
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>>62823271
Oy vey
>>62823276
I rememeber when CAKE was about crypto
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>>62823754
There is no government change you retard
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why is EUR being raped by everything
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>>62823702
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huh, how about FOMC tomorrow
>jerks off
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Kioxia actually fucking eating good today, what the fuck is going on



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