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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62826442
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Unprotected sex with Bobina
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What a nigger pump. Should I sell my semis in anticipation for a nigga dump?
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I heard that the market is not ready for what is going to happen when california passes their wealth tax.
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ORCL bagholders how do you feel right now
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OOOOOHHH

BULLS WE ARE MAKING IT

GET FUCKED BOBO
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Unprotected sex with this lady
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so we're niggerpumping until midterms right?
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>>62827221
GDP tomorrow. Fed rate and guidance was alright. Nothing alarming. I think we're clear for tomorrow? Trim, maybe?
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>>62827226
I keep saying to sell tech stocks
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>>62827221
I sold earlier and I feel like a dumbass now
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>>62827221
I was up more premarket, this is nothing.
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>>62827228
why is it pumping i was expecting to have to hold these retarded bags for a year
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I guess Colby is the hottest woman in that room now
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>>62827230
Monica "Susan Dell" Lewinsky
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DUMP INCOMING
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>>62827237
Larry Ellison is our messiah and we are the chosen people
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>>62827231
Post-midterms will niggerpump as well. They usually do, historically.
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Guys, he's impressed
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>>62827245
holy fuck
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>>62827244
PLEASE
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>>62827234
I do. I sell them high every fucking day a while after buying them low! What the fuck else do you want from me?
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GOOGL better nigger pump atleast 5% and QQQ 3% by Friday or I'll be really angry I didn't make as much money as I think I should
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>>62827232
>>62827235
>>62827236
Ι'll be holding then.
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>UP

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WTF IS GOING ON NIGGER
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>>62827251
>>62827233
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>>62827238
SHES A DISGUSTING STUPID VAPID WHORE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER CUNTS, FUCKING VALLEY GIRL ASS BITCHES DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORDS THEYRE YAPPING AT WARSH
ONLY THE REDHEAD MILF MOMMY IS THE BEST ONE I LOVE HER SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
GET READY TO TAKE A MASSIVE UNREAL DIARRHEA SHIT LIKE ITS A MUMBAI POOP FEST THROWING SHIT EVERYWHERE
THAT MEANS WERE GOING DOWN MADARCHODS
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>>62827246
historically we also weren't in a oil crisis thats only going to get worse when the bombs start dropping again
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Anthropic and OpenAI have made exactly negative trillions in money btw
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>>62827234
>implying this will be isolated to tech and the contagion won't spread to precious metals and everything that isn't fucking bolted to the fucking floor.
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>>62827252
Set stop loss above the gains you got just in case something ugly happens and you shouldn't be worried about anything. You were considering selling at this very moment. It's the least you can do. Then you can reassess and decide tomorrow.
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If my gold bags pump for christmas that would be fucking great.
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LOOK AT MU COMPUTER
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>>62827257
Europe will release its strategic oil reserves and warm itself with GPUs, trust the plan.
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>>62827265
WTFWT OOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I'M NOT IN)
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I want you smiggers to remember what was happening during the dumps of the last two weeks, particularly just last week.
Remember those people telling you the AI trade was over? Remember how they scoffed if someone said they were holding? How the actual experienced traders in here were telling those people they were either panicking or big bear faggots?
This is exactly what I was talking about. The market has periods of vomiting because it gets jittery about gains. People get overleveraged and freak the fuck out. People get worried the gains train can't keep going. However, at the end of the day, what you should ALWAYS FUCKING DO is buy the fucking dip.
Always buy the dip. Buy every fucking dip. Because line goes up. Every fed, every Jew, every politician, every billionaire desperately works each day to ensure line goes the fuck up. Experienced traders know not to fight it. Even when your bit tech stock is 15 or 20% down from the top. Don't fucking fight it. You nut the fuck up and buy the dip, hold, and gains WILL be yours.
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>I'm not answering that
Lol Bill Belichick ass answer
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>>62827253
Yes, people are selling to make money. And people are buying in at a high out of FOMO. How did you know?
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>>62827257
You're forgetting all of the additional supply set to come online in another two weeks.
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>>62827270
>cheesecake factory mentioned on that screenshot
Matrix shit.
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>>62827269
Just buy in, what could possibly go wrong? You even get this female here. Or just enter Sandisk and get no divi.
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>>62827276
Holy shit I didn't even realize it.
Is Cheesecake Factory the actual nexus point of our political and economic system?
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>>62827277
You won. I will buy SOXL (and go masturbate to giant tits)
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Debating whether to buy more PBR while its still this low.
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>>62827270
The economy is a man.
The market is a woman.
Simple as.
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>Markets are confident, fuck the consumer
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>>62827269
>>62827277
Don't buy right now, unless you're holding long term.
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>>62827215
Careful, that image may be copyrighted
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>>62827253
Crab market
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>>62827248
ORCL has existed since the 80s and Larry Ellison holds between 30-40% of its stock making it much less volatile than neoclouds, they also have some crazy expensive enterprise software/database integration as a moat

Most of you retarded smiggers probably think it was founded 4 years ago as a neocloud
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out the window
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>>62827284
What, it's gonna drop? Then why don't you just short? HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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>>62827284
Okay I'll fap then think about buying
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>>62827233
You keep referencing gemini and Im telling you Ive heard thats there discount model, which I think is well done. It does what it needs to at a profitable cost, even if its the retarded stepchild.
Im saying Argons been dominating benchmarks, and I hear what they are really cooking makes Argon look like gemini look like a t83 calculator.
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>>62827289
I know they're big into database shit when they dipped I bought some. Simple as I don't overthink this stuff
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>>62827292
that's good advice, I should do this more often
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>>62827244
>>62827249

some Jew knew ORCL would go bankrupt if rates went up 0.000000000001% but they didn't so now its BULLISH AS FUCK
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>you have to raise rates because AI exists
Why do they even allow br*tish reporters to ask questions?
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>>62827298
I will not let mommy's tits influence me
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Every GRRR I buy today at today's price
Is a GRRR I need not buy tomorrow at tomorrow's price!
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>>62827292
Yeah, this shit is gonna drop starting Friday.
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Fuck it I’m buying ServiceNow before the earnings report. Wish me luck
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>>62827287
200?
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>>62827228
Gay as shit. This board told me the FOMC result was already priced in, why a monster pump?
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xirs i am thinking of selling my MU
i fear it will giga rug after this pump, but also that it will giga pump instead.
i cant tell im a paper handed retard that sold this back in the 400s
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>>62827238
No that Elizabeth chick who just asked is
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My long SOXL calls have pumped a lot, but I haven't made any trades today. Just not feeling it.
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>>62827238
That the hapa?
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>>62827308
It was a bull trap, its already selling off.

The true test of a FOMC reaction is what the market says exactly a week from the result.
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Brothers, I just had the longest smoothest fart in my life just now. Smells so rank. Like a sewer.
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>>62827289
Elison is a debt maxing CIA dork who holds the US government financially hostage while letting mossad use his servers to DDOS random people.
His shit is going to zero
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>>62827299
Kek
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>>62827310
It will giganiggerpump as soon as you sell, we're all just waiting on you
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>>62827308
>sudden 12% pump
What the actual hell? After a billion times hearing '2030' attached to whatever, it finally gets heard? Time to long on 50x leverage :DDDDDD
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>>62827297
They were founded by Ellison when he realized that all these new fangled Silicon Valley startups would need database storage somewhere

One of their software, Aconex, is used by like every major construction engineering firm in the developed worlds and their licensing fee is like 10% of the total budget. There are dozens if not hundreds of projects at any time whose budget is in the billions or trillions that use this software.
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>>62827315
wdym it has a new daily high
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>>62827287
When did you buy it, how much did you borrow on interest at what rate to buy it and how much did you have to spend to maintain it?
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I know one of you faggots is gonna say the Korean lady is hot because she's Asian
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>>62827321
you know what, alright ill sell this in a minute, ill post when
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>>62827318
Elison gang stalks and keeps the schizos off this board?
KINO!
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I am that IREN retard that bought 430 shares at $28.15. I am please to report I am now green.
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>>62827276

spooky
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BALANCE SHEET TASK FORCE
BEST THOUGHTS
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>>62827318
Nice fanfiction bro
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>>62827287
400 in gross revenue
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>>62827308
>>62827315
>>62827323
I thought the pumo happened because of their investor meeting..
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>>62827228
I solded at $146, Larry can smd
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>>62827324
So you're saying my bags are in good hands?
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>>62827302
I'm still down 30% on that shit so no thanks
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the Korean lady is hot because she's Asian
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>>62827344
+1
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>>62827343
You realize it's just one smigger that is shilling GRRR, right? It's not like we are somehow fans of that shitware stock.
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>>62827321
>>62827330
solded over this post, now to see if im cursed or a blessed child of israel
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>>62827332
The Europeans busting kushner’s bussy wide open is just a taste of whats coming for yall btw.
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>>62827333
2292 Iren shares at 30. We are going to be so rich brother.
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>now the also have to play the Arab headlines
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Hope my fellow NOK baggards are happy about the $0.034 dividend.
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>>62827336

I was thinking in 2028 we could just annex Canada and tax them 70% and use all of that money to fund data centers for gundam fighters and maybe possibly pay down the national debt (we don't we just print even more debt)
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>>62827349
I hope somthing happens but Trump will just pardon him, maga cult will keep culting, and the jews will get richer. Nothing ever happens.
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>>62827350
lets go double our money together anon
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>>62827348
Thanks smigger, my bags are hoping you're cursed
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>>62827358
This is how I usually take my showers
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>>62827355
listen to this shit anon, its peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWrTdB5VHg
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henlo mister kevin
i would like to ask two questions
first will you lower the rates
second may i ask a third question
thank u mister kevin
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>>62827365
kek
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>>62827282
that's crazy, because in my head I've come up with so many analogies for the market, and the market is always a woman. Only way you're not gonna freak the fuck out is if you stay stoic, like a man should
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>>62827358
Thats my plan with IREN and NBIS. Double, sell half to hold forever. Put the other half into quantum and hope for another doubling. So far its not going well but its early!
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>>62827237
anthropic s-1 saved the whole market, we are all going to be rich
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yes I am a NOK baggie and I AM PROUD
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>>62827365
lmao good one anon
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>nasdaq red
haha what
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Warsh is such a pushover faggot, holy shit. Just when I thought Powell couldn't get any worse. These faggots have no intention to ever reach 2% average inflation.
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>>62827364
I'm more of an atmospheric/intelligent DnB guy, but thank you Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImLqZNm9qBA
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>>62827313
sex
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>>62827379
Buddy, look at NVDA, MSFT, META, AAPL, and TSLA computers.
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>>62827385
I love these kind of mixes, they remind me of my limewire days
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https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/oracle-investor-day-2026-accelerating-value-creation-302922564.html

oracle won, short sellers BTFO! Zitron BTFO!
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>>62827382
Im starting to think this too. His best friend Bussy said they have to grow their way out of debt, their boss Blumpf said inflate.
I think from now on the 10 and 30 year are the only thing that matters. They will push inflation as high as the bond holders will allow.
Time to buy Gayhorse is what Im saying.
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>>62827382
>>62827395
Short term what are the best stock plays if this is in fact the case?
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WTFWT??
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>>62827389
I just remember being a 15yrold wanting to look at other 15yrolds and using lime wire to download a ton of kiddie porn. R@ygold molded a generation.
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>>62827396

the stinkiest dogshit pumps the hardest in retard market.

WEN, IREN, SOXL portfolio
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>inflation
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>>62827397
AI is real and not a bubble: spacex earnings, anthropic s-1, hynix earnings, oracle new guidance,... everything this week has btfo shot sellers and pessimists.
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thoughts on minors?
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>>62827391
>
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>>62827396
Real talk there isn't a good short term hold, long term just anything that rises on inflation like gold, other commodities, and in theory crypto. Avoiding dividend stocks, banks and bonds. Who knows though, I wouldnt judge Kevin off a FOMC before an election. If CPI is up and he doesnt raise in Dec though, than the theory holds.
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>>62827403
There's no difference between China and the USA little nigga, the fundamentals are exactly the same. It's just retards playing with monopoly money as usual.
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>>62827402
Hot. Where is the link to the full vids? I’ll pay whatever.
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>>62827409
his latest cope has dropped btw https://x.com/edzitron/status/2115504660391838115
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So when do we expect the midterm dump to start and stop?
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>>62827410
Considering that we still have inflation and the US dollar has increased in value 25% against silver, what makes you think metals are anything other than a meme for retards?
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>>62827399
Are you saying retardmaxxing is back on the menu? I think I will have to wait for a few weeks of hard pumps before risking retard maxxing too early. The April - June pump, I got in late. Mid May in fact. And made a ton from retardmaxxing....and failed to stop before the July dump.
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>>62827414
Where is the lie? "INVESTOR MONEY KEEPS FLOWING IN, THAT MEANS I'M CORRECT" is not an argument.
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>>62827412
>the fundamentals

k boomer.
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>>62827395
>>62827396
The fact that he's shilling this """""""""""SI"""""""""" bullshit shows that he's completely comp'ed. He totally blew off the question about demand side inflation even though there are shortages and huge prices increases in computer hardware. These faggots just want to inflate the bubble even larger so that it takes out the whole US economy when it pops.
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>>62827415
It already started, won't end until GTA 6
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UGH wanna go to bed but I applied minoxidil and dont wanna smear it all over the pillow
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>MU
ah yes it seems i have REGAINED MY MEMORY FINALLY
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Retard here, I'm forced to make an investment for reasons. What can I safely dump 200 bucks into and not lose money on by the end of next month? I'm not expecting to win more than a buck or 2.
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>>62827428
Xrp
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>>62827420
Don't come here with reality, just just gonna make retards mad:
>>62827419
>>62827403
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>>62827426
Kekd
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>>62827421
Kek, is this the oddesey? She was so hot in Synodechde New York than didnt get any movies till well past menopause.
Same with pic related. Pisses me off.
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>>62827428
just do an ETF like S&P or VOO and you should be as safe as possible honestly
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>>62827428
SGOV
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>>62827414
For just $70 you can get sidelined and lose money for another 3 years!
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>>62827355
Nokia ads looked like THIS?!
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>>62827428
SGVT won't move much.
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I wish I cashed out in June and re-entered last week Friday. I'd have so much money to play with ;_;
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>>62827403
>anthropic s-1
>~72b in convertible notes held by competitors
>their most recent and least unprofitable quarter still had them at a GAAP-compliant -700m in operating income
this shit's such a fucking meme
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We went through all that, only for the markets to end up....flat?
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>>62827434
>SGOV
i own SGOV and its alright and does what it says it'll do n all but... beware of the fees your broker/exchange charge on closing positions. i have paid roughly $20 in fees to access MY own cash, which in the grand scheme of things is peanuts but also made me think about buying the tbills directly. i just wouldnt want to deal with selling tbills in the event a cash secured put gets assigned and i need to come up with some cashola
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>NVDA
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>>62827416
120 years of data? Also I do very much believe it is a meme for retards but a long standing correlation is a correlation and Im not going to toss it out becuase of 3 months of counter data...
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>>62827433
VOO and SPY are $700 a share.
>>62827434
>SGOV
The last day of the month?
>>62827428
SGOV or BIL are good places to park your money, but wait until Monday if you don't plan to hold it in there for the full 30 days and sell on November 28th.
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>>62827445
patience
earnings are moments away and you'll get heemed
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>>62827453
>VOO and SPY are $700 a share.
practically every broker lets the poors buy fractional shares
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>>62827435
>anthropic drops
>ummm I have family matters, also don't forget to like and subscribe goyi-, I mean guys
Oh dear
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>>62827458
brutal
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>>62827453
>The last day of the month?
you do understand if you buy the bottom and sell the top of this chart every month, someone else gets your dividend because you will have been paid the cap gain (minus broker/exchange fees)
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My fuck around and long some SKUU calls after midterms. Still feel like the market may kick us in the balls then. This is after I lost 10k on EWY calls this past summer. Options are like a BPD whore with a tight pussy. I love them but I know I’ll get burned in the end
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>>62827438
From producing toilet paper to producing yellow fever.
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>>62827465
Those aren't asians, they're fins, they get confused all the time for some reason.
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>>62827458
Whoever cashed in 1 week after SpaceX went public is still the biggest winner btw.
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>>62827467
Felix and Shamir are Asian and I refuse to hear otherwise.
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>>62827428
BOXX
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squarely focused
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>>62827428
>>62827434
If you have $200 to put somewhere for a month, you can buy 2 shares of SGOV. SGOV yields $0.30 per share every month and does not move in any meaningful way.
You would have $200.60 at the end of next month.
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HOOD marines we're back
$125 EOY
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>>62827462
Yes. You understand that if you only want to hold it for a month "Or so" and you buy it at the top of the chart this month, but sell it BEFORE it reaches the top of the chart next month that even with your dividend you will lose money, right?
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Fuck NVDA
FUCK AMD AND MICRON TOO
Sick of these shitty companies and their crazy unfair gains FUCK OFF
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>>62827475
holy shit is this real?!
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>>62827475
Last time I tried this I got kicked out of Wal-Mart.
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>>62827477
>>62827462
It's for some financial responsibility thing they're forcing us to do at my job because they want to train employees to start investing "safely".
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>>62827287
$5 after taxes.
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I was sleeping: what did Darsh do?
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EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS SHIT STOCK NVDA KEEPS GOING DOWN WHILE MICRON AND AMD ARE DOING 50 TO 15 DOLLARS

PUT THIS CURSED STOCK OUT OF ITS MISERYYY
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>>62827480
>>62827475
HOLY SHIT SILVY STALLONE IS A DANCING CAT
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>>62827486
Biggest stonk in the world, excitement already in the price.
>>
>>62827475
>arms with no body attached to them
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>>62827480
sunuvabitch still got it!!!
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>>62827484
Believe it or not,
>nothing
>>
>semis
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>>62827482
What's your deadline? What is the time period this is taking place over? Is it actually your account and do you decide when to buy and when to sell?
If it's lasting a month or two months or something, then SGOV and BIL are good choices for "responsible investing" like that. SPY/VOO isn't because the election could cause it to spike up or down several percent over the short term. If it was for yourself over a long period, that can weather the ups and downs, then SPY or VOO would be fine.
>>
>>62827486
>NVDA KEEPS GOING DOWN W

oracle announced they are stopping capex and also announced partnerships with intel and google for future ai chips, not nvidia.
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how can a NEET unfuck their life ?
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I sold some options on GOOGL and MSFT, am I gonna make it?
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>>62827480
yes.
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wtf happened on vrt earnings to make it moon like that?
>>
>>62827486
The allegations are catching up with it.
Micron and AMD don’t carry such allegations because they don’t vendor finance core-weave like Nvidia does.
>>
>>62827500
I don't have to take the money out or anything, just show that I invested it. I can keep it there for longer no issue.
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>>62827428
georgian lari denominated bonds
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>>62827348
well that was fast, youre welcome smiggers
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WTFWT
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>>62827403
>Circlejerk with other AI companies so you can cook the books
>"Le AI is profitable guys!"
Goyim really do fall for this.
>>
>>62827502
make some wagecuck threads. seems to work for the other neets
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>>62827486
>DOJ looking at NVDA's acq. of hugging face
>OpenAI said to be using Google's TPU
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Blessed is the Klarna bagholder
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>>62827204
Anyone looked at or have thoughts on IONQ? Debating buying a bunch.
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>>62827526
Ahhhh...
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOO WTFWT WE KEEP PUMPING
>>
>>62827502
Bros, the interview went too good and now another call company wants to interview. But my portfolio is fine now and I want to neet
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It's a beat. Stock is down -20% in afterhours.
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GOOG and AMZN niggas get ready
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>>62827524
everyone is going for google tpu. spacex will start producing its own chip end of 2027. huawei already mass producing chips for china data centers. nvidia revenues will take a hit.
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the good guys won
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
(sorry for being late, I got distracted)
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intc and coreweave pumping like crazy, we are so back.
>>
>Vance Reaches Out To Iranian Hard-Liner In Bid To Restart Peace Talks

>this pumped the market
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Rock baggies, is our cock and ball torture over now?
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>MSFTbro was right
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>>62827543
Great day today
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no ding ding ding?
>>62827543
>oh there we go
+6.31%
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>>62827543
+1.41%
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>>62827543
Today: +0.72%
This Week: +3.45%
This Month: +0.66%
This Year: +32.71%
From Peak: -3.27%
12 Months: +4.82%
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>GOOG
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>>62827543
+0.73%
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>GOOGL
sar sar! please sar!
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KEK GOOGLE

Nobody googles anymore. It's all AI search
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>>62827543
>ups 1.1%
>now ups 1.31%
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>>62827543
about 800 bucks in unrealized profit
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>>62827513
When do you have to buy it by, and when do you have to show it? If you can wait till Monday to buy, I'd just go with SGOV or BIL, they're ETFs that pay a monthly dividend based on <3 month bonds.
If you really just want to leave it in and forget about it (e.g. responsible investing), then SPY or VOO is fine.
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>>62827543
>+1.19%
>>
So I
>fapped to BBC
>botted SOXL
now what
>>
>>62827543
+1.88%
Stellantis did most of the job.
>>
Wait why is Microslop doing the needful while Google is redeeming?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOGLE MARINES
OUR DREAM IS OVER
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>>62827543
Damn, you know a day is good when even dinganon is late
>+3.78%
The climb continues...
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>>62827543
+6.78%
No trades or realized profits today.
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>>62827543
+1.21
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>>62827543
+4.4%
Hynix, kioxia and NBIS arigatou
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GOOGL
https://s206.q4cdn.com/479360582/files/doc_financials/2026/q3/2026q3-alphabet-earnings-release.pdf
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>goog
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>>62827543
+$66,052.20 (+2.24%)

Tech shares rise today,
South Korea brings big gains,
Wealth grows in the green.
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>>62827543
+1,35%
Still down overall.
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>>62827543
>+0.08
I need to de-diversify or something
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>>62827543
bout' 3%, TTWO buckbroke a lot of the gains
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Google marines…. Fucking hell im a goddamn googl baggie
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Mmm google looking tempting
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MSFT brooooos......
hahahhahahaha laugh at the google baggies
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>>62827537
maybe in 3 years, nvidias moat isn't only the chips, but rather the data flow inbetween with networking and interconnects (NVLink)
their networking division had 40 billion revenue last quarter
>>
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN
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>>62827570
EAT SHIT KIOXIA
>>
Never touching Google again what a fucking awful stock
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What the bloody heck happened? Gotta buy that dip. Instant market-close transfer is not organic. Earnings not even until 1:30 from now.
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>>62827552
>>62827568
Nice, what did you do. That SOXL?
>>62827570
NBIS!
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>>62827585
>he buy bots one of the top 10 stocks
???
>>
>>62827537
SpaceX is deep in with Nvidia, it’s always two more weeks until everyone gets their own chips made meanwhile they still have to go to Jensen
>>
Should I catch the falling knife on GOOD with leverage?
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>>62827491
Biggestt bitch stock
>>
>>62827543
-2,53%
>>
>>62827592
Might be best to wait until it pumps 1%.
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>>62827587
BLOODYBITCHBASTERD INDIAN MONEYEXCHANGE
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I bought a lot of GOOGL at 300. I dunno man niggers and jews
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>>62827585
Im now down 20k on Google.
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>>62827587
>Earnings not even until 1:30 from now.

https://s206.q4cdn.com/479360582/files/doc_financials/2026/q3/2026q3-alphabet-earnings-release.pdf

another negative cash flow quarter
>>
Remember Seagate got heemed but was redeemed come morning
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>>62827512
Bullshit
Small hats at it again
Gook got too cocky
>>
Jesus, how bad was Googles earnings? You almost never see them 7% down after earnings
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ServiceNow wtf
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>>62827603
Seagate beat and raised! Google fucking missed massively
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>>62827606
Hasn't happened yet, its tommorow...
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>>62827609
....Oh...
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Glad I sold me GOOGs around $350 on the 9th. Fucking hell, man.
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is it almost time to long silver?
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>>62827563
Cuck
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>>62827587
it's because I sold MSFT and hold GOOGL
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>NOW
>>
>already down on google
>now even further down
I think it must be -10% at this point, it’s a small position but still, man this sucks
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>>62827587
>Earnings not even until 1:30 from now.
Somebody thinks someone else has the sauce too and wants to be first out the door.
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>>62827524
>DOJ looking at NVDA's acq. of hugging face
What a bunch of BULLSHIT
Nobody cares about this nothinburger
(((Institutions))) have been killing this stock on purpose for a year now
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whos buying goog at these prices?
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>>62827606
their revenue is fine as expected but capex is at 51 billion USD, the highest it has ever been for a quarter
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>>62827588
Yeah, SOXL and SNXX, dumped the last of my available cash into both recently and it kept dipping, I was crashing out hard but it looks like the downtrend is reversing finally
>this of course means that i'm a genius
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>>62827610
nm

Alphabet Inc. (NASDAQ:GOOG) reported its Q3 2026 earnings today, showing solid overall growth but experiencing minor misses relative to high Wall Street expectations.
Key Financial Highlights:

Revenue: Total consolidated revenue rose 25% year-over-year to $127.6 billion, slightly trailing analyst consensus estimates of roughly $127.9 billion to $128.2 billion.
Operating Income: Came in at $40.58 billion, missing the projected $43.16 billion.
Net Income: $26.17 billion, down from $34.9 billion in the same quarter last year.

Segment Highlights:

Google Cloud: Continues to be a massive bright spot, beating estimates at $30.71 billion (vs. $29.10 billion expected) due to heavy corporate enterprise demand for AI infrastructure and cloud applications.
Google Services (Search & Advertising): Revenues hit $96.3 billion (up 11% YoY), though it narrowly missed the $98.4 billion analyst expectations. Google Search reached $63.35 billion (vs $64.85 billion expected) and YouTube Ads brought in $11.21 billion (vs $11.43 billion expected).

Overall, the quarter reflects strong double-digit growth (25% top-line expansion), but a slight narrowing in operating income margins and high CapEx spending targets have put pressure on the initial market reaction.
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>>62827601
>I ruin google one step more everytime I use their AI search engine
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>>62827626
*hugs you and hugs you and hugs you*
Cognrats anonyyy
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I fuckin told you guys >>62827233
But nobody ever listens to me
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>>62827618
It’s fucking over
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google, my beloved...
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>>62827543
up 0.35% but I think that's missing ovl payout
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>>62827479
I’ve been shilling Micron for the past week, so FUCK YOU
>>
Who the fuck even uses google anymore? just ask any AI to find recommend you whatever you wanna buy and whatever you look for

LMAO, I'm not googling get the fuck outta here
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>>62827626
Very nice. I wanted to with koru but pussied out.
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>GOOG
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>>62827630
nigger no one cares about the google search bot
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>best quarter in history of company
>down 30%

man nigger markets are wild
>>
I bought goog @ 298
>>
And just like that NOW is red YTD
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>>62827637
I use google
I want to see the websites the information comes from
>>
>FTNT
FORTNITE BROS
TIM SWEENEY IS GONNA ROPE
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>>62827639
>>62827618
My god...
My condolences to the baggies..
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>>62827637
>what is youtube?
>what is gmail?
>what is like the gajillions of ads and tracking supplied by google in every site?
>what is google basically control the web browser market?
>what is the Android OS?
>etc.
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and now everything is going red because of alphabet earnings. lel.
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>>62827305
You good, bro?
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so when is the market going back down, it seems to happen shortly after any pump
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>>62827621
I just assume they're trying to get a bribe or Baron had to get out of a short position or something. I wish there was a free markets political party in the US.
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>chipotle
>>
STOP FUCKING SELLING
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>>62827601
Yeah? Crap. I'm going to sell my STX before it turns red and full port into GOOG right now.
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>>62827641
I don't care what your skewed data says about Gemini, just go and use it and you will understand what I mean. They have a great business but they keep pouring money on for their shit AI without delivering anything, thats why their stock is dropping this hard.
>>
Looks like another Google dip is about to be slurpable like after the last earnings.
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wellp I'm glad I didn't buy a large position in google that was totally unexpected
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>VRT up 16% today
>NOW is gonna ruin all those gains tomorrow
Fuck me
>>
Slurp Google yes or no
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>>62827641
hu?
Gemini is from google
its in first place
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This random article foreshadowed the wealth transfer, in the title.
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>NOW
Woof. Sorry NOWbros.
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>>62827658
>skewed data
lol lmao
>without delivering anything
except the best SOTA model currently
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>>62827658
Kek, nigger for the last time. They have more than gemini. I dont get why you can not grasp this. Gemini isn't even on that list...
Stocks crashing becuase net incomes down 33%.
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lmfao at goog baggies, if you were solded in may and went away you literally solded top of the chart
>>
google capex for the past 12 months is $160 billions, more than an entire year of profit was poured into AI.
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>>62827652
Luckily I only bought for 1k lel
>>
I'm gonna slurp some GOOGL tomorrow.
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>>62827658
I use a local Gemma model a lot for erp tbdesu
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>>62827668
Gemini is on the list
>>
KEK GOOGLE LOLLMAO
>>
Google hasn't been this low since March. You'd be dense not to slurp right the fuck now. Maybe save some cash and see if it falls a bit lower, nothing wrong with that. But anything in the 300 range is fucking delicious. My condolences to the baggies though.
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>>62827671
so what?
at least google has a solid core business
others are pouring in the same or more and get nothing to show for it
>>
i'm asking gemini about this
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I might slurp some GOOG
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>>62827680
so now is a bad time to buy it. especially if anthropic update the s-1 with that q3 everyone is talking about.
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>>62827681
That's what earning reports are for, dummy. You hold off until they happen. Some go up. Good for them. Ignore those. Some go down, like STX yesterday. SLURP THAT. That's the whole fucking point.
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>>62827670
I pruned in june, late but close enough.
I hope it goes lower so I can ride the slurp coaster again.
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Damn some stocks got fucking destroyed for earnings like Fortinet, can definitely see a -2% tomorrow because of what anons are saying about the CAPEX which is getting retarded.

If you think about it every tech company is in big danger of ending up like Zuckerberg and the Metaverse. If Claude didn't have coding it would have like 3 billion revenues lol

>>62827668
Youtube ads tanked too.
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>NOW
>CRM
>SAP
>GOOG
what the fuck
>>
>>62827686
Buy high!
Sell low!
>>
>GOOGL does a massive NIGGER WEDNESDAY
>BRKB somehow pumps
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>>62827664
yes, and the argument was
>google spends a lot of money on AI and has nothing to show for it
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>>62827694
I see
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>>62827694
revenue from it?
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>>62827629
*ruffles ur hair and puts a blueberry muffin in your pocket*
tytyty i will make a glorious return one day
>>62827638
>koru
how do you think worst korea is gonna take the google AH selloff tonight? MU and SNDK are drawing down pretty steeply
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>the bubble is popping
>buy it now!
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>>62827667
>SOTA
The fuck you on about? My friend I used to be a google baggie too, I sold at 353 like a couple of months ago and I held the stock during their last earnings, even last time concern was their massive capex on AI, just like now.
>>62827668
I know they have a good business thats what I wrote before faggot, but from what I understand capex on AI is what everyone is concerned about right now, in addition to not meeting expectations.
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So I should've inversed myself and botted SOXS.
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>>62827305
>-17%
ANON NO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9mmCagxJTo
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Google stocktwits are funny
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>>62827230
Yahoo finance used to have some fine bitches but they fired them all and hired a bunch of men for some reason
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>>62827693
stocks account for about 40% of brk-b revenue of which goog is like 10% so goog's net impact on revenue is very small
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>>62827704
RIP to that anon
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Holy fuck I'm buying ggll
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>>62827543
+0.04%
>>
>>62827704
>>62827712
He'll be fine. It will recover.
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>>62827230
Isn't that the double mask broad? She would look better if she could use like 6 or 7 masks to be honest.
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What about that one retard on here bragging about his GGLL last week kek lmao
>>
New
>>62827719
>>62827719
>>62827719
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>>62827543
+0.02%
>>
>>62827699
the earnings showed google cloud revenue went 103% year-over-year to $30 billion, and if they keep releasing these state of the art models it will act as a multiplier
>>
>>62827706
wtf i didn't know the jeet had SUCH a thick pajeet accent kek
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>>62827504
no get fucked
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>>62827647
Ai responses have been giving sources for like a year now
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>>62827588
Yeah, long dated SOXL calls.
>>
>every smart reputable financetuber is calling Anthropic's numbers an absolute disaster of diluted shares, ballooning debt and spending commitments
>the retards calls it fud
>braindead con artists say to go all in
>the retards say they're the ones we should listen to
Lol
>>
GOOGLEKEKS
?????
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>>62827671
>>62827680

So if the core business is thriving but wal street is having a meltie because of capex, it's a good buying opportunity?



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