There's really nothing wrong with the market today. Business as usual and don't forget to buy the dip.Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62829651
>>62830180Wtf is this op?
come on goog go to $270
I cracked my toilet seat today. This is a giant bottom signal.
DING DING DINGThe market is open, Tune in!:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7mbEcmdoYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gabcdgSCNUohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5MpMv_7tdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0Adx-mRs
>>62830212how fat is your ass bro
Bought some GOOGL at 285. Now patiently waiting for AMD below 500 and MU below 860.
>>62830213fuck off dumb fucking shill
>>62830212Christ, how heavy are we talking here?
>>62830204It's the symbol of peace and stability.
>>62830216>>62830220430 pounds5’6’’
>>62830212>a giant bottom signal.
Does anyone remember that toe licking jeet who spilled jxn
What would happen if one were to pile onto SOXL rn?
Is Amazon gonna dump further at earnings, are we looking at another slurping here alongside Google
Holy hopecoreSo comfy in my bags staked
AMZNs chart looks identical to GOOGLs before the niggering... -15% AMZN incoming
>>62830248lol yeah I remember
>>62830249It would be very painful
GOOG ISNT GOING LOWER
>VRT up 16% yesterday>keeps pumping todayWhen do I sell?
My hedge stocks doing their thing so the rape isn’t so bad outside of google
>>62830254Hyper liquid pretty much upended the status quo of futures trading
If the magnificent cant be cracked ever the markets is safe and this socialism can continue on forever >Microsoft bonds are the safest debt on earth>fractional reserve banking>leveraged instruments We need the wealthy companies issuing more debt and spreading that wealth around in circular financing. If we do this enough no one will have enough money to crash the market or beat sentiment and this could go on forever
>>62830213>two no position niggers>a guy down 500 bucks that looks heated>and Jack "made" $72 dollars (unrealized) and is intently watching it tick down to $71, $70, $60this seems accurate
OP IS BROWN.I mean, look at the skincolour.
>>62830232We’ve got a meatball posting in thread, lmao.
>>62830257maybe part of us wants to crash and burn
test
I wanna slurp but I just know Amazon's gonna send everything tumbling further down tomorrow.
Reminder that health is wealth. Have you raised your heart rate to target for 10 minutes or more today?
>>62830266weird 6 months ago you niggers said MSFT was jeeted and going to 0 and "what do they even do" etc.. etc.. and now its the safest company on earth and GOOGL is "jeeted and going to 0 and doesn't make any money" etc.. etc...
Today I bought 26 shares of GOOG @ $284 and 13 shares of IREN @ $26.52
Going back to sleep, so glad to be neet
NIGGER THURSDAY
>>62830277>pedo swirls everywhere>this is what NA-NA means>BDSMthe Jews used to be so brash about it
>>62830273meat is muscle, he's FAAAAAAAAAT
>>62830284ill do 5bx later
Are OTC markets just for lazy bum brokers who can't be bothered to wake up by market open?
What the fuck are we freaking out about this time?
We're right at the market open level, what a botted shit that is.
>>62830254>>62830265Buy an ad, pajeet.
meanwhile, shitcoin going uppp
>>62830298>I'll deposit those funds into your 401k after I get my fucking coffee faggot and not a second sooner>yeah I could get a 1.5% better fill just timing it a little different but its not my money and I was talking to that new bitch in accounting with massive tits
>CROX up 22%kek, what's this shit market doing?
>>62830211i refuse to be left with bags i'm waiting for 250
ily LLYily TOST... NVDA
>>62830306AI is scary again so buy Chinese foam shoes
>>62830294Get help anon
>>62830306Victoria secret will be saved by Asian sluts buying their rimstone thongs to wear visible over their slim waists
>>62830306All AI agents must have a pair of work place safe shoes
This GOOG drop is insane, kind of making me want to get calls on it. I think there's room to bounce.
>>62830311>he doesn't know about nickelodeon>he doesn't know about all of hollywoodbetter to stay sheltered I suppose
>>62830248i miss crbpajeets hidden tiger chop loss posting
God fucking dammit I had that meta candle and missed it
>>62830318QRD?
bought roblox. zoomers are crazy on this thing. last Christmas, they spent more on roblox points than anything else.
>>62830312the new fantasy bras are 10/10 desu. sure it sells well for christmas
>>62830309Aren't you taking profits on LLY?
>>62830267>>and Jack "made" $72 dollars (unrealized) and is intently watching it tick down to $71, $70, $60Meanwhile the muslimina queen is up $2100. Brown women wins again.
>>62830318Is he okay?
>>62830232CHUNKY BOY
>>62830315Buying MAG7 dips seem to be a good strategy. Should at least dead cat bounce.
>agonizing ECB press conference finally ends>trump press conference immediately starts up
slurpbros WW@
Okay guys, why aren't people buying the 12% alphabet discount?
>>62830318Horrors in my scope of comprehension are way worse than ones beyond my comprehension.
>>62830322I will consult my Asian slut feed for research. Theres currently a gaudy y2k fashion trend gaining momentum and tuku for intentionally looking like a hillbilly farmers expectation of urban city wear is. Now someone has to bring back peacoats and levis
GODDAM NCLH WTFWT
SELLLL SELL SELLLL OMG SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SELLLWE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IT'S THE CRASHSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>62830337already did boss but I wont martingale the next batch until $275 boss
>>62830337They're salesmaxing! SMART!
Slurped some GOOG Dec 300 calls. I imagine we see at least some relief in the next month. Its oversold even on the daily chart.
>>62830294And which elementary shapes, numbers, and colors are NOT secret messages from the Jews, pedophiles, and illuminati?
>>62830340I told you niggers. I told you buy NCLH and CCL. you niggers hate free moneystay the fuck out now until the next niggering of the sector it has retard pumped for a month straight
>>62830343>S MART
>>62830324Nope. You probably could, though. That's a pretty outsized move up.
I had a dream that I ran into Bezos at the supermarket and i was telling him that I was gonna start working at his company for some extra holiday cash. Then I had to go to some chicks house to get my stash of silver and turns out she had been hypnotized by a jew with a red hat to hide my silver and also piss in mouth.
>>62830267Dakota is literally the only competent trader over there. the rest are total hacks.
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL THEY'RE ALL SELLING AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE BAG HOLDING! YOU'RE GETTING FINANCIALLY RUINED! YOU'RE GONNA HOLD UNTIL 2028! SEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL! THIS ISN'T EVEN THE BOTTOM! OMG OMG IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>62830343People are cutting advertising budgets because the consumers are so confident there's no point in trying to influence their decisions. Nothing to really worry about, Santa Cruz Rally still on schedule.
>>62830345considering all of the textbooks you used in school were made by Robert Maxwell (Ghislaine Maxwells dad) who was a Jewish spy I think you should consider the possibility of subliminal messaging your goy brain barely understands
>>62830141>>62830167
>>62830320Twink gets terminal cancer diagnosis and decides to end it in the most painful way possible
>>62830351I don't have a position. Anyway, I don't think it'll go down before the SMO in Iran is over and funds rotate back into tech and semis.
>>62830355>>62830341piss off, you fucking cretin
INO is about to gigapump, the new drug they have been developing got approved
>>62830363chemo "therapy" is a way more painful timeline than burning for 10 seconds desu
>>62830346I sold csp on nclh when you shilled it and i made a little money. I like money
>>62830358Kinda funny that they just got rid of her now that they got the 5g nano bots in everyone from the covid shots.
>>62830363terminal cancer at 30?which cancer was it
>GE, RTX, LMTBought some goog today
I'm probably going to fail my exam... BUT AT LEAST VIX KEEPS GOING DOWN
>>62830378Warmongerbros lfg
>>6283037010 seconds?more like ALL ETERNITYseriously tho it's gotta take way longer than 10 seconds that's bearly a light searing
I hate these fake ass tease candles. Markets have gone sideways after 11am for like the last 2 weeks
>>62830363Ironic given that there are multiple cures to cancer he could have figured out on his own.
So is there somehow less internet now? Like what does this situation with Alphabet mean for the broader internet?
>>62830381Good goy
>Iran Has Not Yet Responded To Letter From US VP Vance – TasnimGhost him. Peace package
>>62830384Yeah going into shock paralysis doesn't stop the pain, it lasts until your lungs melt and then you suffocate. What a fucking retard
>>62830318This fag had a big ol’ boner dressing up as a woman right before he lit himself up
>>62830325>Meanwhile the muslimina queen is up $2100. Brown women wins again.she just said she's using a PTL account (premiere trading league) on tradeify, which is a simulation account
>>62830400>Dear Ayatollah, i wrote you but you still ain't calling. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got emSo you're saying it ends with the executive branch locking the economy in the trunk and driving off a bridge?
>>62830357SELL!>>62830366No need to be rude! SELL!
>>62830306CROX and DECK are healthcare stocks. Every nurse owns a pair of Crocs or Hokas
>>62830398Are you here to make money or not?
>>62830372based. I doubt we get to see $14 again but I'll be back in under $16
>>62830400It's amusing they are just admitting the war will continue after the mid terms.
What are the goymin buying?
>>62830390Horse paste doesn't cure cancer
the MPC dip is looking tastyit touched a MA linesinclair just beat with great outlook and appears to be recovering after some profit taking.Sinclair forecasts elevated profits through 2028 under current circumstancesMPC reports Nov 3
>>62830422GOOGL
>>62830378I sold some GD today and bought HOOD, TTWO QQQM and GOOGL so military stonks will pump another 20% and tech will tank another 20%
>>62830368I warned you, don't come to me when you miss up a gigaretard 150% pump
>>62830406Yeah, was that not clear from the> Tradeify TVChannel's nameAll those liveshows are propfirms, but there's still good trading ideas to gain from themTopstep is by far the most popular, they have on average 10k viewersTradeify only 1k
Retired in my 20s. How’s everyone doing? Did your portfolios get raped today?
>>62830402its normal to get erect when you think about killing yourself. its like the scene from margin call where the junkie whore monger likes to stand on the edge of the rooftop and look down
>>62830422
>>62830427Horse paste does indeed cure cancer, that's one of the many ways. Once the fad is over, it will be forgotten.
>PBRHeal, bitch.
>>62830451buy calls next week if it's below 20
>“GOOGLE is struggling to monetize Ai”>“The results suggest that Google is struggling to monetize its artificial-intelligence investments, Ryan Lee, senior vice president of product and strategy at Direxion, wrote in a Wednesday note. Lee called the results a "bad combination," adding that "the continued cash burn gets harder to justify without monetization or the core business growing to compensate for it."Slap my ass and call me baby because I'm thinking the bubble is here and ready to pop
>>62830451it will probably be okay. maybe. more likely than not. eventually.ticker for this feeling>EWZ
>>62830306drop in any random city in east asia and you will notice zoomer girls rocking crocs with cutesy trinkets on them, they love that shit
My only green is Boeing
>>62830212>giant bottom signal
>>62830412Dude, Santa Cruz is a real place, and they have a Rally that brings green candles to the stock market every year. Don't sell down here.
what are the market wizards saying about the bottom? isnt it to come sometime mid november and then run for a few months? who has the ta? I have been patiently waiting for an in on soxl.. holding the cash in silver hasnt been the best move, but not has bad as soxl..
>>62830472>holding the cash in silverjesus fucking christ some of you guys sure are special
>>62830464Imagine the bloodbath when the neoclouds start going under and the hyperscalers start gutting their AI spend.
>favela stocks down>on literally no news
>>62830464remember when Facebook rebranded to META and wasted a bunch of money on some stupid shit? they were down bigly getting roasted nonstop everyone hate posted about it 24/7. all they did was just scrap the whole shit and the stock immediately giga pumped to new highs.if the ai bubble "pops" shit like MSFT/AMZN/GOOGL will pump while chipshit goes -50%. all the mag7 has to do is say they are reducing spending and they will PUMP and the markets overall will crab while the turbo concentrated AI bagtards blowupthis is the most likely timeline.
>>62830474well, paper silver
>sellings stocks to fund fulfillment of pleasures of fleshwhich tickers for this feel
>>62830472You could had parked it in V or MA, but you went and put it in fucking silver.
>>62830476Market is pricing in all the future fuckery the US is planning in Brazil using their agent, Bolsonaro, to justify the sanctions/coup attempts/CIA glow operations.
>silver back to being hatedcouple months and its a buy again
HOOD is green today. I am bullish as fuck. Don't fuck this up AMZN
>>62830481that doesn't make it better... try to find one or a few defensive stocks (for example berkshire) to park your money in if you're waiting for an opportunity.
>>62830490>buy Berkshire at the 52 week highretard advice
just slurped 130 GOOG shares
>>62830492it's still a defensive stock. i wouldn't mind parking some of my money in there
>>62830488I'll start buying back in when it goes below 35it can be a solid 2x on a 5 to 10 year timeline
>>62830464the bubble is in divvy stocks babe. higher return assets are more volatile and they require discipline and resolve to hold through the drawdowns and fud.
Day trading the last 2 days
>>62830440Are you FDA or something.
>>62830502you buy them during the drawdowns and fud and you sell them at the nigger retard tops they usually spend most of their life dwelling in
>>62830488The funny part is November 22 was a great time to buy, at least SPX stuff anyway. Fuck me 22 and 23 was a long time, though.
>>62830440>buying this chart unironically Lel
>>62830510imagine if it gets back up to ath tho
>>62830515I suspect you’ll have to stay imagining
Yeah I'm going to all in the $300 Google calls, we're going to fully recover this shit by end of week.
>got goog at $283Was worried I’d made a mistake not waiting until the near of the day but I can feel the calm coming over me
>>62830517No approval yet unless that guy is an insider. Approval or not is due tomorrow.
>>62830517good advicejust went all in calls thanks
>>62830515thats a chart that screams "we routinely implement reverse splits"however the last one was reported in january 2024, which was a good while awayif they get some kind of breakthrough it might pop off but thats not something that looks like it could be trusted by a retail dummy
>Chief Business Officer Philipp Schindler said in an earnings call with investors late Wednesday that the growing popularity of AI Mode, a new tab in Google Search, took a toll on the company’s results. AI queries have “lower monetization,” Schindler said, though he noted that the company was optimistic and has plans to bring more ads to that part of the search engine.>One bright spot in the report was Google Cloud, which is seen as a key gauge of demand for the company’s AI products and hosting services. The division reported sales of $30.7 billion and profit of $11.1 billion, surpassing analyst estimates of $29.1 billion in revenue and $9.8 billion in profit. Among the unit’s biggest customers are startups such as Anthropic that compete with Google in the AI race.>“Cloud is booming, but many of its best customers are building assistants that are already beating Google with consumers,” Monteiro wrote. “Right now, Alphabet earns more selling AI to its rivals than using it itself, and that gap should keep growing over the next few quarters unless its models change drastically, and quickly.”>Over the past few years, Google has been working to reinvent its search engine for the AI age, trying to keep consumers in the habit of relying on its answers even as chatbots from OpenAI and Anthropic become more popular. The company now delivers AI-generated answers in response to many searches, a shift that has had major implications for businesses that have traditionally relied on the search giant for traffic and advertising revenue.ruh roh
>>62830527Why didn’t you get it at 278,30? That is what I would have done
>>62830492>buying Berkshire
>>62830536>1pbtid immediately shows up to fudoh as if i'm going to fall for that
>>62830540>oil red>vix red>shitcoins pumping>nasdaq like 10% off highsand you are posting fucking fud instead of buying the dip. pitiful.
>>62830540QUICK bring out the ENSHITTIFICATION machine, we need WORSE search results!
>>62830528Down 10% today, suggests insiders selling
>>62830387This. It's retailies dumping on the opening. Big money hasn't left
Why isn't AMD dipping? This shit's too strong.
>>62830552it's the classic "poop and scoop" keynes speaks of this
>>62830506
>>62830552Definitely looks like it.
>>62830545>being informed is being FUD'edfuck you baboon niggerm, I sold googl puts
>>62830564if you think its crashing why the fuck would you sell puts now retard?
>>62830557they made fun of the poop and scoop but they don't understand that American markets are the brownest nigger retard scammer markets in the world.
>>62830571Americans do the Poomp and Doomp
>>6283047830-40% of MSFT's revenue alone comes from azure cloud because of the recent vibe code monkey hype which won't last with the influx of builders and lack of buyersWindows market share is also constantly declining
>>62830540Losing money implementing LLMs while also losing ad revenue due to people using LLMs instead of googlingAnd a significant part of their cloud revenue is selling compute to said LLM companiesBit grim
>>62830541Was having a poo at that time x
It’s truly over for me
You did buy the Google Anon did you not?Its never gonna be this cheap again.The big funds are already slurping it.
>>62830540So why the fuck did they not foresee that AI mode would be a stupid implementation? Wouldn't the summaries be enough?
>>62830580I just hope you understand that niggermaxers like you are exactly why the crash out happened. shit will recover the whole dump in a week after it flushes out all of the debt maxed retards
>>62830540maybe they shouldn't have shitted up Google so much making the switch so easy.
so is anyone buying the dip today or what
>>62830543its a penny stockyoull be hilding that for a long whilegood luck and all thatmaybe that favorable verdict they got recently will somehow translate into gains for the stock pricei dont know how that works
>>62830590got paid last week so no extra money :( otherwise I would slurp
>>62830590I done slurped
HERE COMES THE DUMP
>>62830586I'm scared because this friday is the witching before halloween, so there's probably going to be tons of spooky shit going on with the markets.
going back to bed. awaiting intel earnings.>>62830590if we get a hammer candle in the nasdaq i'll pile on tomorrow, otherwise i'm staying cautious because i want to buy soxl in the 60s.
>>62830540There’s so many times where I’ll google something and just use the AI summary, I’m not surprised they’re losing moneyMaybe they’ll add ads into it or something
Did you like goog? Wait till you get a load of intcel and sandcuck.
>>62830540>Indian CEO is just going to shove ads everywhereoogey
>>62830599I like spooky stuff. when it gets spooky is when I like buying it the most.
>>62830590Only for a swing trade, wouldn't want to hold this nigger ass jewish Berkshire Palestinian stock long-term.
Here at Worldwide Just Fuck My Shit Up HQ, our phones have been ringing off the hook today!
>>62830605Oh well then don't blow your load before Friday because Friday is going to be the spookiest day for the market all year.
>>62830592i'll be holding it until my lotto ticket call expires next friday bebe dont u worry bout me i fully trust anonymous stock tip posters on 4chan
>beat earn estimates by +36%>stock -3.4%it is what it is
>>62830613well it depends what type of spooky. if its military spooky I get to sell my war stocks and I have even more cash.otherwise I only have 10% slurp coins but I could deposit more if it got REALLY spooky
>>62830614It looks like absolute shit but I've bought 100 shares as a total gamble
>>62830615>he's looking at the past, at best the present, instead of the futurengmiThe future is global depression, just as a reminder.
>>62830534Gluck
>>62830600tomorrow is Friday tho. fresh position and holding over weekend is risky aint it>>62830601flash would be used less if their search results werent enshittified in the first place>>62830625pic by any chance?
>>62830604-_-'babe i love you. i know you're loyal to the redneck hick bigot hillbilly community you grew up in and their backwards ways, but you're better than that and you need to realize that nice society doesn't act that way, you need to take a hard look inward and find out why you're so afraid of admitting you're wrong and making changes. all my love is waiting for you when you do.
>>62830631I hate Indians but I like the Google AI search results. I have probably cost Google hundreds of dollars just with screenshots I post here in /smg/
Bullish GOOG
so is the market just ignoring that Google will overtake Azure as a cloud platform?
>>62830634>Glenn Close as your waifuWhat lol.
>>62830635but dude they gave out freebies to goyims and didn't MAXIMUM RETURN OF SHAREHOLDER VALUE ALWAYS AT ALL COSTSfreak the fuck out and sell everything
>>62830634boomermaxxing frfr
Is Warren Buffett a retard?
>>62830635The problem is MSFT is announcing they're bondsmaxxing going in debt, and Google will definitely do the same soon enough.
>>62830646he's 96 wtf do you want from him?
>>62830646yesI told my dad buffett was a retard and he got pretty offended
>>62830635With money from the companies that are stealing their search revenue (companies that don't make money)
>>62830302Ok
Seems like a great day to take a nap.
How many times do I have to hit "do not recommend" on this beady eyed demon
It's amazing how being negative makes you intellectually right 99% of the time but you can't make any money for it because the market doesn't function on real money or logic and it's just a bunch of retards roleplaying with toy money. And yet the turdskulls at /smg/ say that anyone that isn't a braindead shill is spreading fud.
>>62830590slurped 1000 GOOGL for the roth
>>62830649yeah yeah we know the schtick you pretend to care about balance sheets while you nigger pumps ORCL 20% and give GOOGL a stern talking to about finances
>>62830675i love post like these always makes me laugh>le market is not le logic so i lose money
>>62830675>TFW too smart to make money
>>62830679>lose money What's this dumbfuck nonsense you keep repeating? I don't invest if I'm not sure of where the market will go. The money is safe in my wallet, not lost.
>>62830679>>62830675its the faggy autistic type of prude that loses money and blames the market.>it wasn't logical>it doesnt make sense>its because everyone else is wrong!this nigger got told by mommy he was special and just gets dunked on in vibe trading because he literally has autism and cant understand feelings
>>62830675Then just logically do the opposite of what you think is logical. You're welcome.
>if you're not a gambling addict you're losing moneylol
>>62830675I sustained massive losses because I would be right but far to early. Eventually I learned the market didn't give a shit about me being right and started making gains.
>>62830681>The money is safe in my wallet
HESM is a great value right now.
Good news Everyone.My Eurazeo is going back up.I can sell it and buy the Gooogle dip.
The eternal euro strikes again
He's right though, it's not logical and won't last forever.At some point an omega-heeming is coming...
>>62830688>>62830681100% cash chads will inherit the earth after "the big one""once in a lifetime crash" every 5 years type of shitcoin AHHHH type of markets on leverage forever
>>62830683This post is just projection on projection
Goddammit I'm not sure if I should go all in on Sandisk right before report...
>>62830368>this retard posts>2 minutes later it does a gigaretard pump despite doing a 26% dump minutes earlier
Who's idea was it to do the design of the UN Forum, it looks like it's straight out of some kind of futuristic distopian globalist's head quarters. When it should be like I don't know, I just know I don't like it how it is boss.
>>62830649MSFT is up because they are firing 60k jeets, thats giga bullish
Thinking about buying ATM GOOGL leaps but also think it will dip a bit more. What do you guys think?
>>62830696>SNDK>MU>SKHYTake the memi pill anon. It's the new SOXL
>>62830692TOP KEKi'm sure this is like winning the lottery for anthropicwhat an opportunity
>>62830708I would honestly shill QCOM and TXN because they are in SCHD and they aren't Reddit memes
>AI shouldn't be regulated>date centers should continue being built unimpeded >we should keep subsidizing AIliteral death cult.
>>62830685There's a reason this pic related meme exist. if you do your 9000h analysis job and found a good company to buy, it will dump 5 minutes after you bought for zero good reason.If you decide to inverse what you thought was the good thing to do, the clown market will also fuck you over 5 minutes later.The market is like playing chess against a pigeon, you can't win against this motherfucker, it's impossible.
>>62830714golden goose
>>62830691neat. what's their p/b these days?>0.51...
>>62830714whatever you think about ai I hope you're making money on the AI hype wave. R-right anon?
>>62830716its all vibes dude. right now the vibes are war stocks and SCHD boomer shit. later the vibes will change again. AI is gay right now and everyone is talking about how much they hate flock cameras. Read the room dude.>actually has autism
>>62830685
>>62830349
>Report: Suspected Chinese Spy Had Access to Nvidia CEODid China manage to infiltrate Jensen with a high quality whore?
>>62830180How big must my portfolio to be to get a busty 18 year old wife like that regardless of my looks?>>62830287Where are you getting the funds? I cant just keep throwing my cash in
>>62830736AI-da Wong
>>62830736the black background and bold white lettering is all I need to see to believe it 1100%
>>62830723i have some huangslop but i should diversify into micron and amd.
>>62830736imagine a country searches through billions of women and they pick THE BEST piece of pussy they can find out of the entire country and she just throws he pussy at you in a bathroom in china during a meeting.Jensen seems based
>>62830735
>>62830736>Suspected Chinese Spy Had Wild Sex with Nvidia CEO to try to get secrets.
>>62830540Imagine they enshittify the AI. Iirc they did just that with the regular search engine
More like Jensen Wang.
>>62830586>he thinks the flood of rerardmaxxers is finally overAhh cool why not retardmaxx now?
>>62830746is there some social commentary to be had that we can't do this with western women?
>>62830717china'e AI industry just crashed, so what's the excuse to let AI do whatever now that "muh china" doesn't matter?
>>62830744check if there's an etf that has both semis and memory. i'm personally too lazy to pick and choose
So is Bibi going to see his shadow or give us six more years of territorial expansion?
>>62830746eh as someone who's had pussy thrown at him, it has to be a lot more refined then thatwomen throwing pussy around is incredibly off putting, no one would fall for such a cheap whore
>>62830762Whoa whoa whoa, cool it with the antisemitism alright?
>>62830759retardmaxxing now is statistically more likely to work than it was before earnings but now the gamble is AMZN doesn't double decker nigger them todayprobably best to wait until tomorrow if you are going to OPTIONSMAXXXFASTMONEYGAINS your account on them
>>62830694cash chads are absolute bitches who won't even buy the bottom
>>62830761yeawestern women are incapable of being pleasant company
ok turns out AUR is another scam I fell for. fuck!
>>62830762I bought the china dip too. Im like 5% MCHI now and it has been an incredibly boring crab less than 1% for the last 3 days
>>62830770i'm poor and i need to gamble what should i retardmax on?
>>62830675Being right about negative things always takes 1 to 30 years until it plays out. (In many cases, an eternity/never). That's the disadvantage of not being normgroid niggercattle.
>>62830775Midterm betting
>>62830368>INO>On no newskek
>>6283077560 DTE HOOD $100 CALL
SOLD my SOXL and memory callsno reason loljust that I can't lose any money I have to many bags
>>62830777i'm not betting on anything thats mid brohow about superterm bets
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>>62830781eww actually I looked at them and they are wayyyy overpriced
>>62830774Ahh you read it on /biz/ so you bought le ebin china dip. Bro... chinese markets dont do shit. Its literally price ping pong.
>>62830784You fucker that was a good one.
>>62830773I thought that was Sabrina carpenter from the thumbnail
>>62830785I have read 0 philosophy and do not understand this reference.
I put my entire retirement in GOOG and bought at $235 last year. I’m fucked, aren’t I…
>>62830786yea i was about to write a lengthy dissertationalso why wouldn't it hit 100 EOY?
>>62830783you're one of the weirder posters in /smg/. not sure what to make of you
>>62830792yeah kinda
>>62830793if you want to know the real lore they are going to hit $130+ because shitcoins are going to go back over 100kI saw it in a dream / its the halving cycle of bitcoin
>>62830796my feet look like hands
>>62830795
(WSJ) The U.S. has told several Gulf Arab countries to be prepared for a short, intense military campaign after the U.S. midterm elections, people briefed on the conversations said.
>>62830770Hmm think it's best to wait. If markets go back to pump after pump like quarter 2, then missing out the first few weeks is not a problem, beats losing a ton.
>>62830792relax google is doing fine. but you shouldn't put everything in one single stock. diversify nigga>single stock strategies beat the market 4% of the time
>>62830792get out while you're still positive nigga
>>62830802my GD sell order just filled. niggers buy bags at the top its amazing.
Smigstrodamus hereQQQ will close at 722 today, do with that information what you will smiggas.
>>62830802I already sold all my oil though
>>62830798i can only afford 1/15135 C but i went all in on your advice babewe can live our dreams together
>>62830802>short, intenseOK so until 2045 got it.
>>62830767I think it's great there are state sponsored Chinese whores out there fucking all our politicians and CEOs.
>>62830736>Access
>>62830810I hope you get a 10x dude its 50/50 just remember never stop gambling before you hit it big
>>62830800kek
>>62830812I think we should stick to sourcing questionably aged models from Israeli intelligence as is tradition
>>62830805>become new Buffet>sell UNH at the bottom>buy GOOG at the top>buy LEN at the topoutstanding job
>>62830791Engles is one of the fathers of communism. One of those "We understand your own best interests better than you do" types.
Were they saying boo or boo-obo?
>>62830820Just a wannabe royalJews will always have cursed blood
>>62830820Ahh, all beard and no logic. Got it.
>>62830805Im thinking of still holding the goog I bought but I’m probs gonna go the boomer route and buy etfs from this point on. Gonna long everything anyways
>>62830792Nah, just wait 20 years and break even
>BREAKING: U.S. GDP growth surges to 3.4% in Q3, beating Wall Street expectations.
>>62830816HOOD would have to reach 130 by the end of the month for me to get a 10x. I might get +30% at best. I will definitely never stop gambling tho
bubby go pop
I'm glad that right now most of my portfolio is in EU companies.I will buy your cheapie US stocks now. Thank you mutts for the free dips.
>>62830802> a short, intense military campaignWhen I have read this, again?
>ruin google search because the pajeets in charge hoped if you made the search worse people would search twice and they'd make more money >instead people stop caring about the actual search results at all and just use the top results bypassing any ad revenueWhy do the Indians always for enSHITification?
>>62830805backtest s&p1 vs s&p500
>>62830827sounds like a plan. godspeed anon.
>>62830830bullish as fuck.>WE WILL OUTGROW THE DEBT>WE WILL CONTINUE TO PRINT MORE DEBT>WE WILL NOT RAISE THE RATES>WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK EMPLOYMENT>YOU HAVE TO GO BACKso fucking bullish
>>62830826Another privileged rich fucker who never worked a day in his life pretending he understands basic needs.
RheinmetallGODS
>>62830830so -5% after inflation?
>>62830839past like page 3 they start littering in unrelated algoslop anyways
>>62830831dunno if you are familiar with the chart sirs but it can easily put up a 15% nigger green day
>>62830846I don't even get 3 pages half the time. typically 2 is half full.
>>62830839google maps search function is also enshittifed nowi search for gasi get bunch of fucking pins of grocery stores and bullshit that isn't a gas stationi search for home depot, i get a pin for every fucking retailer on the map
>>62830741I made a decent amount on memory and just kept a bunch of dry powder that I deploy on big red days. Also I often rotate companies before or after big movements. For example I sold GOOG already at $342 for a small profit just a few weeks back and now reentered.Right now I hold MU, IREN, AMD, GOOG. Up nicely on MU and AMD, just reentered into IREN and GOOG.
>>62830840doesn't nvda comically skew those returns?it's still no guarantee it will work anyway, future =/= past
>>62830843I learned the other day Marx's only job was a fucking journalist. Not even a typesetter or anything.
>>62830445Qrd on how? Late 20's you are 28 or 29?
>>62830802>short>intenseOnly one of these will be true
>>62830855Yeah. He lived in a working class neighborhood and let three of his five kids die of starvation rather than get a real job to provide for his family.
>>62830840>sp1 feels like some tiktok strategy or some shit. first time i hear about it
>BBW could doubleMichael Burry over here posting his porn preferences to the internet
>>62830869BBWI was the one that doubledI shilled it here for a month straightBurry is late/wrong/retarded about this one. This shit will be another LULU that blows up on him because he doesn't know what's "in" anymore and his autism gets him stuck in value traps
>VIX keeps going down
>>62830864it is, but if i wanted to have a thesis to justify it: funds and indexes have maximum weight rules that they impose upon themselves, that increases the chances that the #1 company is mispriced lower than it should be + momentum effect from being the #1
>>62830830>don't fix inflation so bigger number looks better Trump and everyone that supports him or ever supported him is so retarded it's unreal.
is we getting a new smg?
New>>62830889>>62830889>>62830889
>>62830890i hope not, this place is a fucking shithole, and I really want to leave but i'm stuck here forever.
>>62830882This post aged poorly
>>62830180holy shitOP is an absolute retardjust off yoruself, you indian donkey
>>62830839you haven't been happy for a year and a half. you're just distracting yourself from what you want with rage, retrenching in your error to avoid reflection.
>>62830885Those numbers are always real growth
