hellenic edition>Links for INTCelshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62843658
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV5wE2n3
>>62844484BUM BUM BUM
sitting 35k cash and i already feel great dread that i missed another generational bottom
>>62844484just vooted
theres an attempt to settle between canada us trade “war” , hes gettin desperate kek.
>>62844485The super rich in question
>>62844491zoom out smigga
>>62844495Yeah you totally got him on the ropes, senior political analyst.
>>62844495his trump card is to just announce he is undoing the dumb shit he did>end tarrifs>end war>end seedy relationships with DELL/INTC/posting hot stock tips daily on boomer twitter
>>62844475Athens is kinda ugly IMO. I'd rather be on the Italian or Croatian coasts. Maybe south of France.
>Distress call from a vessel in SoH, casualties reported on radioluv me oil.
>>62844500Once again its all for the markets, which is so stupid. This bear market was delayed by several months from that foolishness, but I guess every jeet hedge fund manager fell for it too.
Pic of me operating the BUY and SELL buttons.
>>62844500Art of the Deal. Also checked
>>62844500so when's that getting announced? after the dems win the midterms next week?
>>62844506This just makes me want to play Ape Escape thoughbeit
>>62844475>saars I'm calling to kindly inform to you that there's an AI vishnu in your accounts>panic sell everything right nowhow many of you goyim are about to deal in the real world because you still think the internet isn't just bots putting you into a high-anxiety state?
I am still losing money on SNXX>is Nigger Monday™ here editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62844511How do I become a shillbot? I want to get paid to shitpost endlessly about elections in a stock market thread too
>>62844506those buttons are impulsive and momentary like a toungy strike across the bow. Maybe there ought to be a toggle so you can listen to it ring a bit. I'm willing to flip flop on this until we reach consensus on the binaries before approaching that 3-body problem.
NIGGERS
>>62844517it just doesn't make any sense. and why are we pretending that Trump has nothing to do with the stock market? its literally nigger pumped on his tweets all year.
>>62844524Because anyone paying attention will notice the constant bringing up of both dems winning the midterms, blue wave, etc, over and over and over again in these threads.Either youre an obsessive or youre getting paid, runt. Im not even saying youre wrong about it. It gets brought up every single fucking thread now.
>>62844524The human brain craves certainty. When people encounter the unknown, the media's job is to feed them comforting narratives that make them feel intelligent. Trump fits right into this playbook.
>>62844529>saar there's big blue wave coming you must redeem all stocks everything is going to the zero saarthe most coordinated FUD campaign I've ever seen in my life.
Orange retard losing midterms is priced in. The real question is how he's gonna act before and after the midterms and how that will affect the stock market
>>62844535Campaign is correct. Most definitely paid shills, too intelligent to be bots. Likely either chinese (to sew discourse) or american (paid for propaganda)
>>62844495The despair is setting in. Just in time for the new YouGov Texas Talarico +4 poll and the tied polls in Kansas and Nebraska.
>>62844529its pretty obvious tbdesu. i don't even care from a political standpoint because they all work for the same people. i just care about how it affects markets.
>>62844538Trump out of pure seethe will make boots on the ground in Iran for the democrats to deal with, or just tank the markets and economy harder and just finger point saying "see, the democrats did this with their majority"just sayin
>>62844535it's going to be the exact same shit as happened with covid, ai bubble pops, turn on moneyprinter, dems try to impeach trump but never do, everyone running their mouths about how awful the other side is and blaming them for all the dumb shit they clearly caused themselves, trials and hearings about corruption and insider trading but nobody will go to jail, then in 3 years the dollar will have halved in value like it did from 2019 to 2022, the stock market will lose value but number will go up due to inflation, and then 5 years from now china will roll out chinese SWIFT (SCHRIFT?) and the dollar will be worthless
>>62844535>>62844538>>62844542See what I mean? I'll see you guys after election day. Im not gonna sit here and be squawked at by the government.
>>62844535>the most coordinated FUD campaign I've ever seen in my life.So you were born yesterday?
>>62844548see you tomorrow
Politics is just the kosher form of gossip to make everyone feel better about themselves
Love is not boastfulLove is not proud
>>62844548take care feller o7
>>62844553You only say that because you're losing.
>>62844558at this point i think everyone is losing
I ain't losing bitches
>>62844475Ready for the war to resume mumu? Only 3 days until the elections are over..
>>62844501South of France is heaven on Earth
>>62844529>Cant even objectively acknowledge the republicans are cookedngmi. touch grass etc..
>>62844546kinda agree, but situation is not same today due to rates being higher and printing more could spike rates even higher
>>62844484It could open green with semis still crabbing or slightly in the red. I'm not sure if the midterms are already priced in as some say. If they were, Trump would've already done some unhinged schizo shit.
>>62844584Inflation will continue
>>62844501>>62844583What kind of a portfolio do I need to date a Mediterranean girl?
>>62844603$6M in SCHD.
>>62844606Shit I think I got like... $40k
those $5000 dollars checks are guna be a real boost to the enocomy
>>62844594>situation is not same today due to rates being higher and printing more could spike rates even higheryeah our economy and financial system are broken from covid. that was the last time moneyprinting and changing the reserve ratio to zero and the other dumb shit they have done would work. at this point every single option they have is some version of "how do you want to destroy the dollar, your economy, and your financial system, and also how badly do you want to hurt everyone who uses your system?" my basic thesis is they are all incompetent and will do whatever disastrous thing they think has a chance of maybe kicking the can down the road. my bet is they start printing money without selling the bonds or "selling the bonds" for $0.60/dollar which they already do lol.
>>62844500correct, > manipulate the market on monday> ask canada for something it obviously wont agree to> rug pull on fridayfell for it again kek.
>>62844552>Google will save the ai trade>microsoft will save the ai trade> amazon will save the ai trade> sandisk will save the ai tradeYou are here>amd will save the ai trade > post mid terms rally will save the ai trade>coreweave and nebius will save the ai trade>nvidia will save the ai trade>micron will save the ai trade
>>62844622Is this bullish for the NASDAQ 100?
>>62844622Even if they were real, most would immediately be spent paying off debt or rent
>>62844511no deal is announced yet but theyre in talks as we speak.
>>62844633>no deal is announced yet but theyre in talks as we speak.hahahahaha holy cope
>>62844622the democrats should just offer 5100 as a meme and make trump start a bidding war for votes lmfao
>>62844629I just want an exit bounce then I'm back to fudding the shit out of how kiked and pozzed (((SUPREME INTELLIGENCE OF THE CHOSEN ONES))) is
>>62844635>hahahahahaWhy do all browns do this?
>>62844629>The US government will bail them out>China will bail them out
I'm about to drop a new music clip.INTC related.Mind if I share?
>>62844661only if you say NIGGER instead of SMIGGER or NIGGA or NIGGUH
>>62844661Please do. I really enjoyed the first one.
>>62844661I want every funky fresh beat you’ve got
>>62844629Nvidia will, like they always do
>drama in the electionsI want to gamble on kalshi so bad.... this board is so fucking brown people ONLY posted polymarket. At this time last year if I knew kalshi existed I could have put 10k on there and walked away with 40k in profits easy on the off years.
>>62844500assume he 'has a plan' which I doubt, we'd still have problems with slop prices into late next year due to food prices going up, but I guess 2028 could be a non-wasted year in which things get -relatively- better, maybe even almost back to where they were in 2024!
>>62844516>SNDK projected to have 80 billion profits by 2028>market selling off becuase it's "pricing in" that SNDK will have "1-5% profit gains in 2031"It's funny how the market is very goncerned that SNDK won't be making 200 billion in 2031, but when musk says "Space X will make a trillion in 10 years" they're like "take my money".
Also it's fucked up and pisses me off that sandisk didn't go back to 2100 (down about 10% from the top) a month ago. Every other techshit stock did basically that- like Marvell. But only sandisk got unironically suppressed by whatever market maker hates it.
>>62844661My ears are wide open
>>62844661do it
>>62844712
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>smegro sentiment poll>vote anonymously on your prediction for next week's market performance>see how other smiggers voted>picrel, last week's poll (full analysis coming soon)>linkrel, next week's pollhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyRhttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzwxbqyR
>>62844721TAKE MY MONEY
silver wave
>>62844721Clearly, you've never seen a borzoi before.
>bears who held their shorts through the weekended [right] vs Korean leverage [left]
>>62844474I ma interested and would like to know moreIs AMD a buy?
>>62844738Silver is going back down to 15 dollars an ounce topkek baggie>m-muh physicalwow, you get to be a bag holder, with in-real life bags to hold your worthless rocks!even if it reaches back to 75 bucks by some trump tweet or whatever miracle, retailers wont buy it at that price and only offer 25 bucks under spot lmfaotruly the most retard and cucked jewed "asset"
>>62844739its not impossible but the market is pricing it in that the "straight vertical line until 2030 bro" is a meth fueled squirrel pinning dream pitched by kikes that are actively dumping shares on seething bagholders
>>62844748For me, yes. Especially if it crabs around 500 this week, go for it. At 460, it's a steal.
>>62844491Kek. Zoom out on semis and tech. Notice anything?>tech trending down since May 2026>semis trending down since June or July 2026 (idk which but it peaked in June)
>>62844762nigger its 130 p/e and the CEO has sold $550 million dollars of stock since June
>shit goes back to normal after elections
>>62844769I keep saying this, expect a massive dump and then everything to go back to normal.
Daily reminder
>>62844766Everybody's selling, Huang has sold $1 billi. They'd be retarded not to.
>>62844774its just wild to hear bagholding faggots cope about how great their shitcoin is (down 30%) and its totally okay and normal that every CEO is a billionaire that cashes out every single pump and dilutes on themcucks for real
>>62844748its already priced in, they bought it couple months ago
even a monkey could look at this chart and not say dumbass shit like "its an absolute steal I cant imagine it ever getting any cheaper"
>>62844776Do you support Iran?
>>62844776First name that comes to mind with that description is iren
bro i need a lightweight jacket for fall recommend me something sick
>>62844512Been meaning to try the sequel, only played the first one
>>62844809Arcteryx alpha sv
>>62844771This year has been pretty gay so i am okay with some return to normalcy even if market shits itself some 20 percent
>>62844627>from the common coldLiterally retarded. Scamdemic was the justification not the cause of the brrrrr, notice the priming propagated in the years leading up to it, the Hegelian dialectic thesis priming (Contagion et al: super virus!, mask up! miracle vaccine!) and antithesis priming (Utopia et al: virus is a weapon! vaccine is a weapon! secret government is super powerful and competent!) all to get you to believe something happened at all. All theatre, all a grift, just like the "ai bubble", worthless toy of a technology used as a hand-waving excuse to brrrrr.The printing will continue as it's necessary for the grift, QQQ falls to 640 +- 20 then Vs to ATHs (this will coincide with Anthropic's worthless ipo, it will pump precisely because it's worthless, this whole ai retard show is a bust-out of retirement accounts).>n-no it can't be, t-that requires too many people to be in on it!!1Inverts. Skeletal sexual dimorphism is genetic not hormonal (see: complete androgen insensitivity syndrome), the demiurge (institutional power) has a eunuch slavecaste of psychopath freakshows that it uses for this theatre. All male-presenting CEOs/politicians/media personalities walk like women (impossible for an XY individual to walk like a woman), all female-presenting CEOs/politicians/media personalities walk like men (impossible for an XX individual to walk like a man). Once you see inversion you quickly realize there are more than enough people "in on it" for politics, finance, religion, to all be grifts.
>>62844819imagine being the CEO of Chevron and Trump tells you that he is going to fuck your company into the ground with diesel export bans or some bullshit unless you personally give kike scammers free gibs to challenge your existenceabsolutely fucking bogged timeline
>>62844723>Up, crab, downShit options. I would vote if the options were niggerpump, niggerchill, and niggerdump
>>62844815that's p sick but i already have a patagonia thing liek that for when it's rainy than a mf
>>62844723>results from last week>anon's historical winrate>weekly average up/down/crab prediction vs average up/down/crab outcome across all indices>67.8%
>>62844809Get a leather jacket like Jensen
>>62844723For Monday up, for the whole week, down.
>>62844629>I have the 'tismYou are here
>>62844475henlo fellow bagholdersi hope everyone is doing okthe black swan can take your money, it wont take your happinessi hope south korea survived the nigger fridayeverything will be finegood bye frens
Vote early and vote often
>>62844817one of my favorite schizos here. its pretty absurd how many tranny presenting CEOs there are and/or people that have sacrificed either an eye or their childrenits the price of entry into the club. always was. you have to make a sacrifice of the firstborn or of your own flesh
>>62844834did u see one of them sold at a charity auction for 10k i think lol now but for real i might get suede from buck mason idk how they fit tho if i get some anarak ass thing from ralph lauren i know it will fit good at least
>>62844830Yea Its definitely overkill. Patagonia makes quality stuff too. Check out lasthunt dot com if you don't mind no returns.
>>62844843do they be shipping to america tho the prices are in canadian
idk man i need something officey but no peacoats. these mountain climbing coats or biker dude jackets look cool but like can u really show up at work with that and not look adolescent?
Did you niggas like Hokum last night? I saw it a few weeks ago, it was aight
>>62844834If I had an asian gf I would have been Jensen for Halloween
>>62844862was that the movie? man i was gonna watch hellraiser three but then i just ended playing overwatch and going to bed
What are the chances AMD will get Intcel'd tomorrow after hours?
>>62844864I think that's what I read yeah, but I didn't connect to the stream
>>62844863dude i saw a dude dressed as i think the guy from porco rosso or whatever? he wasn't really fat enough tho
>>62844866Basically guaranteed
>>62844866Tuesday*
>>62844866Kek!!
>>62844862I liked it better than some of the smg movies recently, but I thought the ending really undercut the movie.
>>62844825Chevron is one of the largest producers in Israel and operates the flagship gas project Leviathan. Less gibs and more local relations and venture investing. They acquired noble energy in 2020 to gain the position. Chevron is rolling in shekels and Jews.
>>62844871yeah isn't a big portion of amd earnings from some bullshit oracle data center deal that will never happen? i wouldn't
>>62844877revenue*
>>62844875I felt similarly. Trying not to spoil anything: I like the idea of the ending sowing doubt over everything, but I thought the whole police thriller plot was completely unrelated to the whole mystical plot.
>The forward P/E ratio for Micron Technology, Inc. (MU) sits roughly between 4.92x and 5.09x
>Bulltard cope theory videos on Google are starting to creep into my chud-core bearish YT algorithm. Zamn google be cooked for real this time,
>>62844883memory is cyclical nobody will use PC parts in 3025 which investors are now pricing in
>>62844877their last scam push to highs was some circular financing bullshit with META and hype for Muse
Just saw a google search AI ad on youtube. Basically a guy asking google if he can eat the skin of pumpkin. He googles it and Google AI answers. I think at the end for a millisecond you could even see the disclaimer that it's an AI answer so it can be wrong or whatever it says when you use searchbar AI
SOXL marines how we feelin'?
>>62844883SKHY's forward PE is even lower sitting between 3.5 and 3.6.
> TALKS PROGRESSED POSITIVELY, MEDIATORS ARE WORKING TO BRIDGE REMAINING GAPS, CONCERNS BETWEEN BOTH SIDES - AXIOS CITING DIPLOMAT INVOLVED IN US-IRAN TALKS
>>62844893Cool, keep us posted
>>62844898>axiosYou don't say.
>>62844898We'll see how oil futes behave in a while.
>>62844898We shouldn't even consider reopening the strait until all demands are met. Iran is getting fucking gaped
>>62844893google could make billions by charging $5/month for the 2010 version of their search engine that actually worked
>>62844908kikes print money from nothing. they don't care about money. they will pay GOOGL trillions just to continue promoting scams on the frontpage and filtering wrongthink
>>62844895Watch out, the SCHD schizo is out in full force.
>>62844908in 2010 there wasn't an entire industry of seo consultants figuring out ways to make their shitty crap appear on the first page
>>62844888true, I heard from a guy who knows a guy that we will never need memory ever again>>62844897thats interesting
>>62844629We'll get to the bottom, then go back to the top
>>62844891>hype for museapple doing that too with their announcement about collaborating with meta to make the mac studio optimized for local ai. sure, the mac studio with 512gb is pretty friggen sweet for ai, let me know when anyone can actually buy one. getting sick of the entire tech industry being vaporware bullshit.
So what is the move for obtaining equity in housing if starting from scratch? I'm thinking about getting a tiny home and a cheap lot to rent or buy. I'd like to have a few like that as a cash flow source at some point.
>>62844856Not sure, I'm a leaf
what is the point of LLMs and investing in frontier models under OpenAI or Anthropic when they refuse to do any work that's noteworthyThey're becoming increasingly more useless at even just synthesising information, they're just lumps that sit there and take up power and compute for nothing
>>62844888What about the 9000 a.d. AI runup to the butlerian jihad? When does that get priced in? Surely before the end of the decade
>>62844919just buy REITs and you can get a check every month without a nigger calling you twice a month to say the toilet exploded and destroyed the basement and he needs a discount cause he dindunuffin wrong
>>62844918>Mac Studio with M5 Ultra chip>36-core CPU, 80-core GPU, 32-core Neural Engine>512GB unified memory>16TB storage>One-time payment $29,799.00>Ships: 13–15 weekswow 3-4 months shipping is better than i expected but still basically horrible and u know they will all sell out in about ten minutes
>>62844919Wait for prices or rates to come down. Don’t get a tiny home. That’s like buying a RV for home equity.
>>62844759Why does the future projected dog not have any growth in its body, but only its extremities?
>>62844922someone on /lit/ made a bunch of dfw memes surely that is worth one trillion dollars of nuclear powered data centers right
6G comms starting to get researched for military use in Latvia with the cooperation of the US DODaside from NOK, who else is big in next gen communications?
>>62844548This NIGGER is afraid of volatilityPoint and laugh
>>62844924absolutely correct and when u need liquidity u just go in ur brokerage account and hit sell, good luck unloading ur rental properties in a timely manner
>>62844929>nuclear poweredif they manage to force boomers to push nuclear energy into prominence they would've at least managed something worthwhile, even if they themselves are crippled by ineptitude
>>62844898lol
>>62844937i saw somewhere one of those screeching green groups run by boomers has announced they are no longer against nuclear power i can't remember which one
>>62844898Even if it's fake as fuck monday will be green.
>>62844939big oil losing their control of the hippie green sociopolitical groups the world over to AIfags would be a funny timeline
>>62844941will it be enough green to get back up tho like this is how recessions feel for u zoomers there's like two down days 2 percent each then there's a one percent up day followed up a half a percent up day and ur like wew we are so back then another one percent down day all year
>>62844945Use a comma my nigga, you write like Trump
>>62844944well the most valuable companies are basically exxon-mobile and nvidia so makes sense they would duke it out to control the minds of boomer npcs
>>62844944https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/05/green-party-nuclear-power-policy
>>62844930Ericsson, Qualcomm, Samsung and Fujitsu. There's some others, too, but none have a deal with Nvidia like Nokia does. There's also Keysight which could become the main testing equipment provider.
I’m going to give the shills a tip. It’s more advantageous to pretend you are behind because then people will vote out of desperation. If you larp like your in the lead then they will just stay home because it’s “in the bag”
>>62844927My thoughts are that it gets me into owning equity on the land ASAP, while itself being able to be a) resold or rented out to recoup the initial cost or b) continued to be lived in indefinitely as a primary residence. They are built to higher standards than RVs and all things considered given the smaller footprint/volume it should be less maintenance cost annually. I just want to get the monthly rent bill off my back, and not be subjected to the whims of landlords or credit checks any more.
>>62844953So you think conservatives control the polls?
>>62844927Also tiny homes are zoned as RVs so it can be helpful from the ADU angle and more flexible overall. IDK though and the only 'cheap lots' are cheap for reason, out in the middle of nowhere and without utilities. But I don't need more than a tiny home and a garage/shop at most.
>>62844927prices already low cuz interest rates are so high it stops u from having to compete with mortgagoids i slurped a mad comfy condo and now i sleep better knowing not all my shit is bubbly ass ai crap
>>62844939>Russian money dries up from prolonged Ukraine war>USAID cut>Suddenly green groups come to their senses on nuclear power after 70 yearsNoticing...
>>62844953>we are just pretend losing>MAGA>pretty soon trumps 5d chess plans will prove he is the best deal maker everI swear boomers all inhaled too much leaded gasoline and they are actually all fucking retards
>>62844939Al Gore also changed his stance on nukes. We are entering the golden age of glowie rocks.
>>62844964It was more that the dems are pretend winning>>62844956No I think they are not terribly accurate and was speaking more in game theory terms
>>62844953Ah yes very smart
>>62844957Don't do it unless you're going to live there. It's a shit investment
>>62844970Dems are pretend winning to get more Republicans to vote? How scrambled are your brains?
>>62844975Dems are pretend winning because they are strategically bankrupt, I was trying to help them out for next time
>>62844938gem
>>62844972>Don't do it unless you're going to live there. It's a shit investmentYou mean as opposed to renting it out? Ideally I'd live in it for awhile, rebuild my cash base (since I'd be running low after dropping $80-100k on the tiny home + land financing), then move toward renting out or acquiring another to rent out.
>>62844975Most second generation rich kids are retarded. They have other people to do their thinking. In political parties they play with other retards and feel like geniuses instead of asking for advice.
>>62844979Oh ok I'll forward your idea to Hillary Clinton personally. Good thinking posting your suggestions here
>>62844915in 2010 google wasn't censoring search results
>>62844938>DAVID SAVE US THE STOCK MARKET IS POPPED A MAN ON YOUTUBE SAID TO BUY SILVER COINS AND MRES>ONLY A PEACE DEAL DISCUSSION FROM PAKISTAN CAN PUMP MY BAGS
In 2010 I was jerking off 3x a day
>>62844983I lived with a guy that didn't know how to use a can opener in college. I watched him struggle and he told me it was broken and then I opened the can for him and told him he was using it wronghe is a lawyer now. his dad was a judge.
>>62844981That sounds even worse An REIT is a better real estate investment in every way. Real physical tenants are a massive liability
>>62844991Because Google wasn't censoring search results? Haha what a wild time to be a kid
>>62844996I get the point but no business is without risk. I would be collecting higher premium and getting paid to deal with shitty tenants and building a portfolio of properties so I at least don't have to worry about paying rent/mortgage every month anymore.
>>62844922claude does my job for me so I can play video games instead
>>62844986Good ideas find their way to those who need to hear them
>>62845000You won't be collecting higher premium
>>62845005Higher than 5% annual dividend yield? Yes I will, even at $1k/mo on a $60k tiny home that's 20% annually before expenses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o8Lih-mBQAI felt my bearishness evaporate with every chart he discussed. I actually WANTED to be a bear.
>>62845000most landlords are lucky to break even and they don't make anything until they sell the property 20 years later. in-between its constant panic phonecalls from single moms that cant afford their bills because they overdrafted and klarna took the rest of some neet that is goonrotting in your house jizzing all over the carpets and collecting disability bucks for his autism
>>62844908You just go to page 2 on any search you do first thing. You could probably write a tamper monkey script with ai to do this automatically
>>62845006If you can cashflow at current prices/rates then go for it. Idk how you would tho as it’s pretty slim pickings
>>62845009What if I just focused on under the table deals with non-garbage people I know personally? That idea doesn't scale of course but it doesn't have to, just 2-3 tenants to cover my own rent/mortgage would be enough for me. I would want to offer rent to own, too, so they can take their jizz-stained home with them when they go or stay and continue paying rent of the space. It'd just be a nice service to provide.
a plane just crashed nose-first into the street in florida and exploded
>>6284501320 bucks on woman pilot
>>62845012a guy I know that rents a place just spent the last 2 months evicting some faggots that let their dogs piss all over the carpets while they got drunk and punched holes in the walls.>dealing with people you knowprobably even worse than a random desu
>>62845011Well the tiny home and cheap land angle would let me put 50%+ down so the payments and overall capital/debt would be small. I'm just sick of waging. I figure I can grind for 2-3 years saving up $120-160k and transition to something like that, and then once I have stable housing and don't have to stay on the wagie treadmill I can get back to building out a new business or leveraging existing equity/cashflow to expand to more units. Just seems safe and I personally hate being stressed about housing insecurity and this would give me a solid floor to try again without risk of being homeless if shit goes under.
>>62845023I would tamper your expectations a bit, I did this back in 2013 when it was x3 better ratio and it still wasn’t enough to supplement totally. I got pretty lucky with tenants/repairs too
>>62845013Maybe if they called it the #StopStaringAtWomensChestsYouCreepJet60 instead of the Learjet60 theyd have been fine.
There goes my heroShe's extraordinary
Here's to a green Monday.
>>62845007Has the NASDAQ peaked?Idk and I don't feel like watching a three hour videoBut I can say for sure my life peaked like 10 years ago
>>62845029Ratio of what? Investment cost to income achieved? I just can't afford to build out a business while being subjected to the overhead of rent for my business AND my personal home. The combined cost of warehouse space and personal rental cost puts the overhead too high to bootstrap. I would be fine with vanlife or even living out of my car while bootstrapping but I have a gf so it's not really an option and I don't want to be someone's pet tenant as a roommate (though I'm fine with subleasing if I'm the primary resident). I know theres' no silver bullet but it seems like the best compromise between all the forces. Maybe no tenant is best though and the move is just tiny home instead of living out of my car then building a shop or renting warehouse space.
>futures
>>62845009This is why I buy O
>>62845041>I need a warehouse and employees and ... and ... and ...nigger... I wont dox my life hacks but I just got a delivery of shit I sell from China that I spent ~6,000 on that I will resell for ~40,000if you had a garage and a CNC machine you can make more than a doctor if you aren't a total dipshit
>>62845046>make more than a doctorIs this supposed to be impressive?
>>62845041Live at the warehouse or in your carWiping out equity on real estate takes away from business and mortgages on raw land are very unfavorable.Or just do whatever the fuck you want and stop asking for advice you don't want to hear
>>62845043had it coming!
>>62845046Yo clue me in on thisDid you corner a specialty market?
I finished cookinghttps://youtu.be/fRlW0NWjimE
>look up stock market news live to have on as background sounds>it's all CNBC indians with ridiculous accents that sound like they got stung in the tongue by bees and jews self-glazingwhat the heck? Are Indians just getting they poo covered hands over everything now? Is nothing sacred? Does the trading floor smell like a curry house? I can't use cnbc and bloomberg as comfy background noise anymore. This decade keeps getting worse.
>>62845046OK... What's your point? I know what I need. I'm not in the drop shipping/white labeling business or whatever it is you do. Houses with garages in my area are super expensive. If I could get one I would, but my financial situation doesn't really permit dropping $4-5k monthly on rent right now. That's the whole premise here. And even then, I'd really like to start building more durable housing equity. >>62845051I would if I was single - you can't sleep/live at warehouses unless it's zoned dual use and those are super rare, but I've been looking for months. Not trying to make excuses but I do feel some sort of responsibility toward my gf and making sure she has a place. I'm open advice here just trying the best way to navigate forward, so far it's cheapest studio or 1br apartment possible and either a) save up cash to bootstrap into a warehouse or b) save up cash to buy property so my rent bill goes away.a) is a lot more risky than b) and having been wiped out prior I lean toward securing my long term housing prospects first at this point.
>>62845054yes and its so niche I cant even remotely talk about it without cluing niggers in. I've had bulk orders from museums and lots of collectors. I can source them for like $5/unit and people will pay $40/permaking them myself would cost closer to $10/per and have to do all the work. china slave labor is unbeatable and thinking you need to hire employees and scale some shit is the surest way you will make zero fucking money
>>62845056>no intel sorry thats no buenohe warned us in the first track...
>>62845056sheeesh
AI was primarily intended to disenfranchise white collar and especially tech workers and lower their salaries. it accomplished its mission.
>>62845056non-imaginary strings, good touchprofessional orchestration as always
>>62845062I'm not implying I need employees but my (now non-existent) business does require commercial zoning and about 1000sq ft of warehouse style space at minimum. I know because I built it up to that point a few years ago and anything less isn't worthwhile to me at this point, I'd rather save up until I can do it right. Not everyone is out there making excuses and coping all the time. Before shutting down I was on track to $2-300k revenue with margins over 50%. Not great by any means but better and more fulfilling than my wagie job and it still had tons of room to grow. I'm going to try and bootstrap as small as I can efficiently but medium term I'd need that kind of space so may as well plan around it.
google's dip seems like easy money. what's the catch
SOXX 3:1 SPLIT!!!! (If you own 1 share it becomes 3)THE PUMP THIS WEEK WILL BE INSANE
>>62845076market uncertainty
>>62844919get a 30-year mortgage and pay the minimum. refinance to a 15-year mortgage when rates come down.
>>62845082I want to get off the wagie treadmill sooner than that.
>>62845038tldr the charts point to it being a nothingburger consolidation period.
>>62845076fuck if I know, I bought 26 shares at $284for all the shit tech gets, the valuations are now relatively fair on a lot of stuff after these dips
Think the fact Claude is neutered will tank AI stock even more?
>>62845062Big IQ energyHow did you come up with the idea of what to sell tho? I haven't seen my opportunity yet
>>62845056Kek this ESL nigga wearing CHEF pants
>>62845059Disgusting.
sometimes i like to just bullshit around and look at retard funds but stuff like the gets under my skin because look at how fucking clean of a line it is>expense ratio of 0.8% true but goddamn, if i had enough conviction that something was going to rise and continue rising non stop through litterally everything, even a small percentage gain on a fuck load of money is enough for me to full on retirethere has to be something i'm missing right? when does it blow up?
>>62845095the trick is to buy something already beaten to the floor. buy NASA
>>62845095it's already impressive that the first image is international given that international is generally ass for a multitude of reasons, but there's even a non-international version with the same expense ratio
>>62845088He probably makes less than $100 / month it, so who cares. Dropshopping tends to be a dead end unless you have some other unique value add, or at least branding, to pull people into your site.
>>62845056>Mom, can you hold this camera a sec? I need to make a vid
>>62845102You sound mad
>>62845102its a remake of something that doesn't exist anymore. originals sell for $100++ but honestly you simply cannot find them. I average like 15 a week but I'll push discounts sometimes when I build up lots of watchers on my posts. this isn't the only thing I do but its practically autopilot revenue stream>>62845088I resell a lot of things and I found a niche for a thing people wanted but couldn't buy. I wont clue you in anymore about it but if you niggers want a freebie I will tell you something totally unrelated that prints money. learn how to do basic cosmetic work on vehicles. shit like chrome asscessories, body moldings, window tenting, pin striping is shit you can do yourself in minutes and charge hundreds for.
>>62845078Why would a split pump the price
>>62845123>Automotive body work But I'm not a spic anon-san
>>62845121You sound brown
>>62845076the ads shit seems like a non issue. their exposure to ANT is the bigger issue but seems like a dramatic dump for a cancer they could just remove at will.>14%, 40 billion equity stake in ANTthey can dump this shit for a gain I dunno why the market is pricing it like its a total loss or some shit
>>62845106It's my biological female gf.But she kinda acts like my mom so yeah>>62845063>>62845064>>62845070THANKS>>62845090I like goofy pajamas.
>>62845126>too proud to make moneyI don't think you understand how much money retards blow on sticking doodads on their truck. Some faggot boomer will pay you $200 for 15 minutes to take some running boards out of a box and screw them onto his truckI was clearing retarded money in my 20s working in automotive accesory sales and sourcing directly to car dealerships. I had long running relationships where I could just show up at their car lots and do work on like 10 of their cars and drop a $3000 invoice into their box and head home by lunch
poor people kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUOU7m9mqGQ
>>62844990I bought two boxes of MREs out of curiosity last year. I'm glad that I chose to not join the army years ago. Can't believe people eat that shit
>>62845136I bet your abuela's proud of you amigo at least you're not Indian.
>>62845145I do a lot of business with abuelas but I am the only white person on /smg/
>>62845141That shit is delicious bro
>>62845140AI slop
>>62845076More of their profit growth is coming from anthropic shares than from search.The same anthropic shares that have zero (cero) voting rights and has no rights to ever sue or disagree with their anthropic overlords.This effectively means, google’s nominal profit is being buoyed by google >owning nothing and being happy. lol.Search is also running out of runway but that’s a different effort post i don't have in me,
>>62845147I'm generalizing but my experience was:>A few bags were surprisingly delicious>Most bags were meh>Several bags completely inedible shit and made me regret buying MREs. Top 10 worst meals in my entire life.All the powdered drinks I threw out. Anyway for many years I wanted to try out MREs so it was worth buying them to resolve my curiosity. The two boxes of MREs (Case A + B) were $90 February 2026. Now they're $200+
>>62845087Well Codex isn't banning people for reverse engineering like Anthropic isAnthropic markets itself as a more human and moral AI company, even the name means people in greekJust don't use anthropic's models if you want to RAE
>>62845153Google is really smart with their money desu. they did the same with SPCX buying equity stake at a price goyim will never be offered. Even if ANT flops and tanks 50% googles cost basis will still be green
>>62845017it was, good guess
>>62845078why woukd they do that if the price is going down?
>>62845161betting that it's the usual suspect isn't really a "good guess"women and children have dogshit reflexes but only one of them are allowed to pilot planes
>>6284507698% of their money comes from ads and their own AI Overview product is killing this
>>62845157[fact check]Codex is banning people.They just recently banned a dude for reverse engineering his Samsung TV to see how much it was spying on him. (It was spying bigly)
>>62845162the idea is you make your share price lower so retail faggots (who just got their paycheck) can afford your options and they will gamble with giga leverage.its hilarious actually. SNDK is doing an 8 for 1 split on Nov 20th FYI
>>62845156The "White Chicken Chunk" meal will haunt my memory for the rest of my life. A meal so bad that it made me angry for the rest of the day.Some guys say they like it, so I suspect I got an old one. A bit surprising because other MREs were fresh tasting, so maybe Chicken chunks age faster.
>>62845069Well you can always move on to other sectors of the economyin 1900 90% of humans worked in farms compared to less than 5% today
>>62845167they are just going to put the ads on the AI overview retard holy fucking drama queen
>>62845168damn didn't know thatif they keep doing that shit people will just move to chink AI modelsIt's not like mutts have a monopoly on AI
>>62845140I really, really like listening to poorfags complain about how poor and stupid they are.
>>62845169the share price is already cratering but yeah that makes sense
>>62845102What stops a dropshipper from scaling up? It's not like there aren't enough niches. A sneakers storefront, a gaymen mice storefront, etc>spaceIf you live in a tiny shoebox apartment this was destined to not be your career of choice, or just pay for a warehouse spot.
>>62845175The second we just turn /smg/ into a twitter feed for random current events is the second this general dies. No I dont care if its the weekend. Get on a discord server like everyone else does.
>>62845141Yea, I did 10 years in the army and let me tell you some things lol.
>>62845127Gottem
>>62845174>they are going towhy haven't they done that already then?it's not like it would take forever to implement
>>62845140I bought a new monitor as a work expense with buy now pay later. Shit's so cash.
>>62845175women...
>>62845123>its a remake of something that doesn't exist anymore. originals sell for $100++ but honestly you simply cannot find themThis must be some nintendo or pokemon action figure bullshit
>>62845179I live in a 3 story house and I use the ground floor as a store. If people are spending a lot of money they come inside and shop in the house. I have a Jew doing my taxes that deducts square footage of the house for my LLC. I dunno man stop working for other people is my best advice to anyone that isn't a retard. If you are a retard you need adult daycare and boggle VOO but if you are 3 digit IQ you really need to start working for yourself.
>>62845186It's aight if you use it properly. Just like credit cards, but people can be incredibly retarded with them which is why Dave Ramsey is so against them (he deals with more retards than the average person).
>>62844922OpenAI really shot themselves in the foot with their moral faggotry before becoming the industry standard. It's the whole reason I think they'll fail as they've already shown early they want to make a product that will fight or outright refuse to do what you want it to do for arbitrary reasons. It's like buying a car that won't drive you to the bar or make you fill out a safety plan or something. Like sure, it's cool, but fuck that I'll buy a competitor that just takes me where I want to go.
>>62845160Well losses on SPCX were a big reason Google missed last earnings and it shaved $500 billion in their Mcap. So if this is smart I’d hate to see dumb.
>>62845184you know how a drug dealer lets you try it for free the first time because he is your friend?
>>62845184please sir we are doing the needful
>>62845179Competition, generally. >If you live in a tiny shoebox apartment this was destined to not be your career of choice, or just pay for a warehouse spot.What? I'm not trying to dropship.
>>62845087It's more of a liability to allow people to reverse engineer anything, they're probably more concerned about avoiding lawsuits. Even if people decide to switch over to other models, I don't think this use case is very popular. It takes a lot of autism.
>>62845059sadI liked having CNBC play in the background while I work
>>62844759And that's another thing, you're lying. The company is buying 14 billion dollars worth of its own shares, 121 million dollars worth of shares were sold by 'insiders'. Why do you lie so much.
>>62845195unrealized "losses" on their shares that are bigly green cost basis is hilarious kiked retard math per normal from the market.this system of inbreeding will make the next real bubble pop way worse though whenever GOOGL actually has to sell ANT or SPCX bags but I assume they will risk manage in a way that they start realizing gains and reducing exposure at some point
>>62845182I heard people in the army get used to the MRE taste
>>62844723>12useless fucking poll
>>62845196if the ads become too intrusive people will replace it with another chatbot (and normal young people will keep using adblock anyways)
>>62845204It basically all ends up tasting the same, the same oversalted highly processed garbage that constipates you.
>>62845153thats the bitch who went all in with her gold under the garage and got scammed
>>62845188I was thinking book stands. He said they are no longer made but he sells a bunch to museums.
>>6284520512 of the best day traders on the planet And you're laughing?
>>62845169Am I retard because I refuse to buy Berkshire Class A shares because the price per share unironically scares me?
Trump just shat all over Somalis at his rally and THATS a good thing
>>62844991ok boomer
>>62845186>Shit's so cash.It's not. That's the point.
>>62845216and?the democrats will sweep thanks to his retarded ZOG war
>>62845215Youll be making a mistake to think that large institutions are not capable of failure.
>>62845203Generally agree with u.
>>62845206for every broke kid that turns on AdBlock there are 10 boomers clicking scam ads on YouTube and entering their credit card information
>>62845225>>62845225>>62845225
>>62845203>unrealized "losses" on their shares that are bigly green cost basis is hilarious kiked retard math per normal from the market.You're thinking like a hold "VOO and chill" goycattle.In truth, mark to market is the only form of price that exists. There is no such concept as owning a stock, sitting through drawdowns, and then emerging unscathed on the other side if you think in terms of math and opportunity cost. You had a real loss in capital (maybe not cash on your bank account, but a held stock is not cash either).Unrealized vs realized matters literally ONLY to the taxman.
>>62845199deepseek being both cheaper and not arbitrarily gimped will monopolise engineering and CS nerds but all the big businesses will stick to openai/anthropic because a. they're plainly better, and b. if the model fucks something up they have someone to (legally) point the finger at
>>62845216Trump is losing, migatardThe only way Trump can salvage this is by being openly Anti-AI and anti data center, and end the war FOR REALonly way he can barely win
>>62845095>>62845100The catch could be it seemingly relies on insider information. That's generally illegal (for the insider) nor guaranteed to be accurate. The fund would need to have a constantly revolving source of people willing to leak information or access to it, as well as a vetting process. Not saying it's bad, but they could easily get burned for someone being malicious or just having bad information.
>>62845224boomers have paid chatgpt or claude subscriptions paid by their employer
>>62845041>I have a gf sonormie problems, dropped
>>62845132>But she kinda acts like my momhawt>>62845078idk man id rather see the underlying doing stock splits. the fact all of them are avoidant makes me believe they themselves don't believe the price is sustainable.
>>62845262Its a pain to do a stock split so they probably would only do it if they were also going to do something else like sell more shares or doing a buyback.
>>62845170for me it was enchiladas, I don't think they make them anymore though.
someone make a new thread tho
>>62845366No.
