Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62849992
Believe ALL baggies.
LYNCH FEARFUL INVESTORS AND BEARISH PANIC SELLERS IN THE STREETS
Can't wait to lose a lot of money later today for the 30th time in a row.
I am still losing money on SNXX>please let this be the bottom editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Have we hit the bottom of this dippy dip yet? Can I buy one tenth of a share of sneedisk?
>>62850723RUGPULL THREAD
>KOSPIthis is ominous
GOOGL Marines, it looks like we would need more dry powder to buy another dip...
I bought some GAW todayThank you for your attention to this matter.
We Hodling till April minimumRight smeg?
>>62850735No, just lagging yesterday's US dump
>>62850736Anything below 270 today, I am a buyer
>VOO is +0.32% over the last 3 months>Most of retail blew up their accounts and thinks nuclear war is imminent The biggest black pill is that 90% of the world is mouth breathing retarded faggots
>>62850733I'm glad I fucking didn't actually
>>62850743fact of the matter is that I will have my face buried into the ass crack of a beautiful woman before the end of the year, simple as.I need to know what it smells like
If the Democrats win today is priced-in, then what is not "priced" my Niggers?
>>62850750I don't think anyone's priced in Trump dropping a nuke on Israel
Just explain to me like I'm retarded which side is gonna make AI stocks pump again
He didn't deserve it. Why did you sell him?
>>62850754both sidesGood people on both sides!
>>62850756If it dips to ~100 Im buying it.
Oil dumps every morning at exactly 630God I can’t wait for dems to take it all
>>62850756Palantir’s share price was promised to him 3000 years ago.
>>62850764Dems are just as compromised.Blue team goyim are going to be the ones collecting their fell for it again awards this time.
Trump loses midterms, he is escalating out of pure spite lmao
I hope you're all ready for nigger Tuesday!
>>62850767yeah people think the dems aren't going to keep the iran war going? hello were u not around for iraq? which they criticized on the campaign trail but voted for?
>>62850756unironically though, their earnings didnt warrant this reaction, it was probably a bit overpriced before but not a bad slurping opportunity now
>>62850756>PalantirWill my credit score increase if I buy?
>>62850773there was probably something negative in the report that people overlooked
>>62850772The bottom line is it is never really about red vs. blue, it's us (people) vs. them (government) and we have been losing the battle for decades.
Trump isn't even funny anymore, this isn't what I voted for!
reminder to hedge for the possibly coming black swan, trump nuking iran. the markets would crash and burn like never before.
>SHOP down 16% premarket
>>62850783uranium bros would win
>>62850786ohhhhh yeah
>>62850783BABE?!
AI-kek rape has started and will never end again
>>62850783nothing ever happens, trump always chickens out
>>62850756arguably the most deserving stockmaybe ever
>>62850783Ah yes the black swan everyone's been talking about the past two weeksRemember to hedge for the white swan of trump deciding not to nuke Iran. Do you even art of the deal newfag
Both sides need oil, there's not gonna be a fucking strike on Iran... god i hope i'm right i'm scared bwos
>>62850731are you at least averaging down this time? i mean its already clear youre willing to hold it for life
>>62850789some fairly average, random chinkette on a dating site. >80% of them either marry as virgins or marry the first guy they had sex withpretty good investment. >bought some index puts for novemberi'll be rich if the apocalypse happens.
>>62850783okay tucker carlson, im still not voting for vance ever
>>62850783Why would anyone give a shit?Iran doesn't even have stock market lmao.
>>62850803nukes are overrated anyways it takes out like part of a city it's not a press this button and win instantly, japan was already going to surrender we just did it to flex at russia
>>62850783the nuke was priced in during the last 2 trading days
>>62850795yeah, there's still time.>trumpberg wouldn't do such a thing!kek>>62850801>vance commentbased. tucker's right though.>>62850803it'd open the doors for russia nuking ukraine. there'd be retalitation from iran's allies with nukes since there's no way to get at pickaxe mountain with a nuke without poisoing the water supply for tens of millions of people.
>>62850731oh and it has a 1.49% expense ratiosome might say that is verily high for such a long term hold
>>62850803An attack on Iran could freeze 20% of the world's oil supply, and that's more than enough for global collapse
What's the floor for Space X
>>62850807that had more to do with traders losing faith in ai profitability. the nuke isn't priced in at all. lol it'd be a covid-tier event.
>>628508120$
>>62850808Iran doesn't have any allies and Putin isn't going to burn the bridges he's building with the the US right now. Russia and the US have been clandestinely allied since before the civil war.
>Average swing trading GOD
>>62850808>it'd open the doors for russia nuking ukraine. there'd be retalitation from iran's allies with nukes since there's no way to get at pickaxe mountain with a nuke without poisoing the water supply for tens of millions of people.Russia won't nuke shit, I doubt they can even deploy a warhead.Europe wont do shit and China (lmao) neither.
Election day needs to be over already, half of these threads are government bots pushing narratives and propaganda
>>62850814Based - I will buy at zero.
>>62850818>Putin isn't going to burn the bridges he's building with the the US right nowI find it strange to think that Russia would cosy up to the US after hundreds of thousands of its people were killed or maimed by US built and financed weapons sent to Ukraine. If I were Putin, I'd be funneling every spare missile and bomb to Iran as revenge.
It seems ever more likely that all of these repeated corrections are, in fact, the AI bubble being deliberately and systematically deflated at set intervals, in order to prevent an outright crash. It's a controlled demolition.
>>62850825>implying the US doesn't supply both sides of every war happening at any given moment
>>62850826Do you think a wizard just controls stock prices or something
>>62850826that's just how bubbles unwind. it looks like it happens fast cuz u got the chart zoomed out. go look at say 2000 to 2002 it wasn't like it dropped 50% one day, it edges down day after day. 2008 was the same all year until lehman brothers then it really crashed.
>>62850826That's how this normally happens. It took the stock market 16 months to hit 50% down during the financial crisis.
I panicsold yesterday. I'm not sure if it was a good decision.
>>62850831Why do you think its called Jewish money magic, anon?
>>62850836You sold the exact bottom. Congrats
>>62850836You sold the generational top. Congrats
I like you guys and "girls". Politics is an absolute cancer on this country
>>628508362022 (the year I opened my portfolio) taught me that line only go up.Im slurping slowly over time
>>62850839Depends if Drumpf chimps out and nukes Iran or something.
>>62850818There were reports that Russia was supplying their satellites to aid Iran and Hamas, with multiple of those articles claiming that Trump was downplaying the disastrous disadvantage.https://archive.is/wfAy7But it keeps getting republished verbatim...>>62850833You're wrong, though. This one HAS dropped next to 50% in one day.
>>62850836Bottom is in confirmed
bought palantir dip, their sovereign ai will be a massive success.
>>62850818>h-he totally wouldn't end the war with ukraine in a day because he cares more about trump liking him and some nebulous trade dealslol
Sandisk might be starting to recover, but all of the tech stocks are being fucking weird so I don't know what if anything to pull any triggers on, maybe I'll just stop looking for today
>>62850842This. These bots are a cancer. A blight.
>>62850845>You're wrong, though. This one HAS dropped next to 50% in one day.the nasdaq dropped 50% in one day? weird i must have been busy that day, i only saw down 2.5% days, or do u mean one of ur leveraged degenerate gambler bags?
>>62850844You shouldn't be allowed to post here if you fell for the fucking tucker carlson nuke trvth fud
>>62850849I think next week we will recover, i would be cautious about buying early this week desu
>>62850836>MU up 3.8% pre-marketI bottomed IRL last night for a large mixed-race man with a lovely mocha caramel skin tone and I’m going to be sitting funny all day. You’re all welcome.
>>62850852https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/next-toAnd no, the nasdaq the AI bubble. There's such a thing as non-AI-bubble tech.
>>62850855It'll probably dump on Friday again, maybe I'll queue a buy up for the following Monday open
>>62850803The United States would become a global pariah overnight with dozens of countries isolating it economically even if at great economic stress to themselves. Imagine if the United States was treated like Russia.
>>62850861>Imagine if the United States was treated like Russia.Only without the thing Russia does where it has its own means of production for most of its economy instead of outsourcing fucking everything
>>62850849>maybe I'll just stop looking for todaythis but a couple months
Every dogshit tech stock like bloom energy and Intel is neon green. Jews are already buying so they can dump bags on you again after you buy dogshit after it pumps 20%
>>62850836>selling>everlol
man airpod max noise cancellation is fire there was some asshole outside with a leaf blower then i turn on noise cancelling and woosh that shit is gone
no one here believed me when I said schd is the best hedge
a literal nuke would probably be a smaller drop than the tarrifs
how do i invest in cdramas?
You guys are a bunch of babeslave hypemonkies. This isn't even that big of a pre midterms correction. Hedge funds have been selling off like crazy, which also means they have fuel to fund a bull run as another record earnings season gets into the second half. Bottom selling ass panicans.
INTCels are we going to get fucked against today?
>AI-keks thought THIS was the correctionOhnononono AI-keks...
>>62850874The only thing Asian women are good for is peeing while I watch
>>62850870Thats the only thing they are good for, still overpriced though. I got these earfun air pro 4 like a year ago, and I litreally don't charge them for days and the sound quality on them is really good too.
>>62850825>>62850825>Implying Putin values the lives of his serfsYou're cute when you act retarded babe
>>62850871Against what? Making money?
If anyone of you idiots can explain why we bought Alaska from Russia maybe I'll listen to your geopolitical analysis but I'm pretty convinced you're all just plain fucking stupid. Or even worse, European
is today going to move a lot or is everyone just waiting for the midterm results?
>TRUMP: WON'T BE PAYING MORE TO ISRAEL - FOX NEWS INTERVIEW
>>62850876It's just kikes tax loss harvesting. But yes exactly they are sitting on an ass load of cash right now and it's only a matter of time for the retard pump to double rape goyim that bought puts at the bottom
>>62850888brace for after hours
>>62850879they make some pretty good fantasy stories. i like seeing them dressed up in cute dresses and elaborate hairstyles. they look like little dolls. i'm guessing that more and more men are going to find out about their shows and that they'll become more popular in the west.
>>62850894all replaced by mini drama AI slop
if some talking head on bloomberg says "nuhvidia" i instantly disregard whatever they say liek this pro-ai joker on there right now
>>62850886Russia or whatever they were called back then, The tsardom of Russia? They were selling and the US had the money. Simple.
>>62850889trump always chickens out, no way he doesn't send money to israel
>>62850853I'm Bri'ish - we don't consoom that content here.
I don't see a bad outcome post midterms. Either 2 years of gridlock, market loves it. Or clarity, market also loves it.
given the democrat swipe coming for the US midterm, what do we expect global markets to do? Raise because Trump won't be able to continue his war?>>62850894zonly girls watch this
>>62850903everyone knows the dems are going to sweep everything it has to be priced in at this point
>good AEHR earningshope it doesn't fade later today kek
>>62850731The is not the bottom, sell already
luckily i don't have to do anything at work today
>TRUMP: ISRAEL AID GETS CUT OFF AT THE END OF THE YEAR, THEY DON'T NEED ITwhy antisemitism?
everyone knew there would be no rate hike last week but when it was confirmed, the market still went up a bit
>>62850889Why pay for their defence when you can just hand them your entire army? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States-Israel_FUTURES_Act
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xywpr9tmf8is this chick trans? she has a kind of strong jaw and makes sick bass music, kinda sus
>>62850898Yea I didn't think you knew any fucking thing about geopolitics and I was right.
>US APPROVED DRAFT MOU PRESENTED BY QATARI DELEGATION FOR IRAN YESTERDAY - AL JAZEERA
>>62850902A glowing shill (tucker) tweeted a blog post a 6am about nuking Iran and every mouthing breathing fucking retard is talking about nukes now and some faggot retard in bongland thinks he organically came to the conclusion that "nukes soon bro for real"I hate you guys so much
>>62850912Does anyone actually believe this?
>>62850912he knows the dems are going to cut it when they win midterms and he's trying to look like it was his idea, what a sissy move, everyone knows trump throats the israeli dee.
>>62850922Not really, but I want to believe
>>62850906Midterms are historically low turnout. It's definitely possible that you're right but I think it's going to be closer than expected. Either way, number go up except maybe spacex go down.
>>62850926dems that have been seething about trump for a decade will turn out, magatards that only vote for trump won't show, dems win big
WTFWT
OILY SHITshould I slurp now? This is obviously another "war is end" nothingburger
>BREAKING: WASHINGTON AND TEHRAN HAVE MADE CONCESSIONS REGARDING THE IRANIAN NUCLEAR PROGRAM AND FROZEN FUNDS", AL ARABY AL JADEED REPORTS, CITING SOURCES
Why is the pre-market pumping? I thought the Islamist senators and AI debts would crash the market. What in the fuck...
CASHNADO
>>62850932dude all the dems early voted last week, it's a little late for an "october surprise" in november when all the mail-in ballots are already in the mail lmao, probably another fake deal anyways haha
Giganigga candle on crude, say it now and say it with me: kek baggies.
>>62850929Then 2 years of gridlock/trump rule by decree (executive orders for anything and everything).
i'm slurping if Brent goes below 100$this is clearly another nothingburger TACO
>>62850943every executive order gets blocked by a judge and tied up for two years
Yeah im buying puts at open, this is another telegraphed fake deal
Need some help understand shit from the lads.Was watching the cac40 index right when the news dropped about Iran rn some minutes ago. The price on the broker's site started bugging out so much, that price would drop 0,5% in a second, then a second later pump back to the previous price from a second earlier and even gain like 0,1%, then this kept repeating for minutes. Thought the broker site was bugged or some shit, so I looked price up on yahoo finance, and it was fucking void, the chart literally could not load the past 15 minutes or so. After some minutes I hit refresh on the page and now it properly loaded.Do stonk sites literally get demolished to such an extent that their servers can't handle this shit because their equipment is such dogshit or what is causing this?
>Iran concession news on the morning of midtermsI'm tired boss, dog tired
trump will fold and accept the peace, USoA will pay for the damages both they and Israel have done.
>>62850948Kek true then back to gridlock bull market
>>62850924Bro we're not even talking about midterms would you shut the fuck up already about it
Where is my 30% pump you fucks?!
I did not sell and I am ready to buyTell me bros, I am prepared to slurp up ALL of your financial advice
>>62850961No
>>62850921Our governments are telling us to start hoarding food bro - it's ogre.
>>62850947wtf is this vid real
>>62850957This seems the most likely outcome. Hopefully, in two years, the panic over data centers will subside when people realize they aren't drinking up all the water, or shrinking their bellends with subsonic waves, or whatever. Then we can get a real bubble going.
I want you guys to count how many times midterms is brought up by the same fucking dude this thread. Hes a shill.
I'm buying powerball tickets - it'll be a good investment.
end of the war incoming. bibi lost!
ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cashnado, you didn´t sell the bottom right anon?
fix your bots niggers
>>62850975>Drumpf saysStopped reading there - imagine trusting a word he says.
>ORCL: "we're not going to take on any more debt to finance our AI cloud expansion">stock raises 20% instantly>ORCL: immediately takes on another 10 billion dollars in debt to finance AI expansion
>>62850959>eating two loaves of breadI fear this is daily.
>>62850959Two more weeks.
So at what time will our American brothers start the dumping?
>>62850961Cogent WILL fix their debt issues and moon back up.
>Sources Close To Mediation Team: US, Saudi, UAE All Approve Of New Draft MOU Presented By Qatar #OOTT - US, Iran Made Concessions On Nuclear File, Frozen Assets - Discussion Now Revolves Around First Step, How To Announce Reaching Interim Agreement Followed By Both Parties
>>62850980the only company so far who made good profits with ai software side is palantir.
Rock bros, is the cock and ball torture over?
>>62850967If things were bad the tv/government would tell you everything is fine brainlet. When you see dumb shit like "nukes imminent hoard rice and beans" it's 100000% the fakest and gayest shit you have ever seen.I already told you faggots they are just making the goyim fearful so they will go to the polls. Simple as
>>62850971I can see the grandfathered-in datacenter reits performing well and the speculative ones getting hit hard for the next two years then yes, supply/demand for compute bringing back the need for more buildouts and speculative bubble returning.
oil bros...
>>62850993>I already told you faggots they are just making the goyim fearful so they will go to the polls. Simple asOkay, but this is in EuroPoor, not America - there are no polls.
>>62850995TACO's became effective again :)
>>62850984They are not my brothers anymore.
>>62850986>they've almost reached the first step
NIGGERS
>>62850996Buy more stuff to prop up the economy.
g's
>Shocker: Iran and the United States remain far from a deal to end the war, a senior Iranian official told Reuters on Tuesday, despite intensified diplomatic efforts.We'z getting nukes on Wednesday.
>>62850995I bought a bit yesterday, against my better judgement.That fucking orange nigger's gonna keep bullshitting the markets and people right up to the end.
>>62850994Yeah, the politics is a real risk. There is genuine, bipartisan hate for data centers, so it's and easy topic for politicians to make hay of. FUD kept the US from building out nukes for a half a century, so I don't think it can be discounted. But, at least there is plenty of room for the PR about this shit to improve. They couldn't do much worse shilling this shit.
>SOURCES SUGGEST A NEW MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING COULD BE ANNOUNCED USING A FORMAT SIMILAR TO LAST JUNE'S AGREEMENT.>THE PROPOSED ANNOUNCEMENT REPORTEDLY AIMS TO ALLOW BOTH WASHINGTON AND TEHRAN TO CLAIM VICTORY IN THE CONFLICT.lol
JUST HOLD UP NIGGERS.We just got a NEW PEACE DEAL?
damn this news would have gotten an immediate +1% six months ago but it barely does anything today
TALKS ARE GOING WELL
I’m not convinced Iran is a real place. I’m thinking it’s a movie set out in Arizona and they dress up a bunch of Mexicans to try and trick me
>>62851013>THE PROPOSED ANNOUNCEMENT REPORTEDLY AIMS TO ALLOW BOTH WASHINGTON AND TEHRAN TO CLAIM VICTORY IN THE CONFLICTMan the deals between authoritarians are hilarious
So I heard we were bombing Iran again. What a time to be alive boss.
>>62850721He tried to warn you. You would not listen.
>THE PROPOSED ANNOUNCEMENT REPORTEDLY AIMS TO ALLOW BOTH WASHINGTON AND TEHRAN TO CLAIM VICTORY IN THE CONFLICT.You gotta love US people. They really are the giga chads. Victory is so important to them, that you might find one in his 50s, totally ruined, morbidly obese, and he will still talk to you about the homerun he hit with his high school baseball team.
>>62851011I'm a leaf. There's a couple big data center builds in my province. City folk hate them but out in the boonies they are gaining popularity. Shit hole drug/alcohol/domestic abuse infested towns are slowly becoming relevant but harsh winters are still a thing. Interesting to watch Prince George, Mackenzie, Williams lake. All in British Columbia.
They're bidding up my shorts on news they know is bullshit.
>>62851026This timeline is dildoes
Are you guys ready for the day one of the generational golden bull run?
Peace talks are SAFU
>>62851023Hey faggot retard
Can someone tell @62851031 I don't listen to women unless they're shaking their pussy in my face?
You are about to get rugpull'd
Get the hell in>>62851035
>>62851033>Market is fake and gay>Try to short the bottomMaybe just buy shares and sell them on every fake peace deal instead of being a terminal retard faggot and deleting all your MCD bux shorting a rigged game after a nigger dump
>>62851042Today's Tuesday. I said you could call me a retard on Monday not Tuesday asshole.
>>62851038
>>62851026Settle down hoss, back in the day I got four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School.
>>62851051I’m just glad you’re okay. I thought you were killed by the blast that didn’t happen.
>>62851051So that's why you weren't here yesterday?
>>62851038I fuckin meant to buy a contract for friday SPY calls. I feel like I could have been in and out before 9:45 if I did it yesterday.
POOmp and DOOMp
>>62851057Gookfu shit
kek oil baggotsjust kek!
Why is it going back down..
>>62851073No one believe this retard liar anymore.
>>62851064I'm also not really believing this europoor pOooOmp. Whoever is buying now doesn't know shit about fuck. Euro traders are the most pathetic kind of scum out there.
Market flat with AAPL -4%? Hang semiconductor buying faggots. Wont let the market bottom. Hope SOXL goes from +9% to -8% today
>>62851073I sold. Don't worry I'll buy again when it's red for the next peace deal imminent cashnado alert
>>62851077It's okay you're broke anon
>>62851082
>>62851081It's mostly Jews doing the grifting. Just like everywhere else
>US approves of yesterday's qatari proposal with iran (that iran rejected yesterday)>we're going back to the MOU (that the US was totally incapable of upholding and iran is demanding everything up front)>iran will make nuclear concessions (they said no nuclear talks until every other demand has been met)>all this just so happened before market open on election day
>>62851076so true babe
>>62851081>I mean who is realistically trading at european investment banks? Brown people from india. Niggers, turks, whoever got good grades in school from retarded leftist teachers for politcal reasons.You can be quite cetrain in my experince that you are completely wrong. Browns are not decision makers at European investment banks and never will be.
>>62851083Bro posted the monthly on a daily leverage stock. I'm crine
Is everybody ready for another beautiful day of Intcel dumping?
>>62850905>pretty, chaste, devoted girls>male and chinkette oriented romance>mystery>fantasy>clever dialoguethere's no reason to not watch it as a guy. better than everything the west puts out.
Wait do we have a new Barbie avatarfag that we're all supposed to call Mommy now? I miss one day, and my entire fucking world changes.
>that’ll be 85.27, sirOh hey, chud! Long time no see!>oh h-h-hey Chad what have you been up to? Stacey and I married after graduation and I own a plumbing company, we’ve got 5 kids! Can you believe it?!>I am an investor. I work here because I’m boredOh haha, yeah man! Big wolf of Wall Street, right? Alright see you, bro!
It's pumping a second time, what did the retard say this time?
Iam not trying to pretend to know whats going on but you dont pull 3 aircraft carrier groups together if you dont want to blow something up
>>62851096I think bant is dieing or something. It's just mentally ill germans spilling over from there
>>62851098>and I own a plumbing companybragging about service businesses is goy tier in 2026
>>62851099After mid term, amd earning report will save the market
>>62851099peace before the end of the day
>>62851106Mommy can I have some tendies?
Okay chat, we have 5k, what are we buying today?
>>62851109only if you've been a good boy and bet in the right direction of the market
>>62851114I didn't know kim guilfoyle had her own barbie doll.
>>62850793Israel also has nukes.
>>62851113QQQ calls brother
sup smeeg? cute mom huh? im gonna take big fat spy call for the election, go get the vidya out ill be in the 'toilet' for half an hour, see ya in a bit.
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
>>62851084babe, you're just trying to hurt me again, but babe my grades weren't even that great. I was really fuckin lazy.
Big tech rally today frens
>>62851117>kim guilfoyleKIM PLEASE
>>62851124That's not your babe, that's the taylor swift german poster on another avatar kiddo.
>>62851125>CELHI love those drinks. I should buy some shares
>>62850859My statement was done in the assumption that an AI crash would lead to a measly 5% or 10% drop in the NASDAQ. I may be retarded, but at least I'm not racist. But mayor, if not massive losses, during the dotcom bubble did happen over the course of one day. Sudden losses like that, like what happened to Intel, feel a lot more rapid, as THAT sole 30% crash caused a 2.46% drop on the NASDAQ according to this: https://www.investing.com/analysis/nasdaq-100-falls-as-intel-selloff-weighs-on-tech-stocks-ahead-of-jobs-data-200690761. It wouldn't archive.
>>62851126For sure.
>>62851128I know, you retardHe's my babe thoughbeit
>>62851132Wait so are you finally over babe? It's like I miss one fucking day and all of a sudden we switched timelines. Next thing you're going to tell me Democrats control the house and senate and are impeaching Trump for renaming Lake America and the Gulf of America. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62851132We're all babe here.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62851138Based.
>>62851138I sense losses.
>>62851138
Need SOXS to hit 45 today.
>>62851130There was no internet telling everyone to buy the dip back then.
You can’t shake me out. I’m still voting for Donaldo.
>>62851137There's neither smigger nor schizo, for we are all one in babe
>>62851141Yoire a smg poster, ofc you will loseDestitute cuck thread with losers all-in on hypeshit and gamblimf
>>62851138Ιt's ovyir.
WSP siri am jellythe thing really did recover 200
*DING DING DING*THE MARKETS ARE OPEN!TUNE IN:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlHQk3naapIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ofbkktOvYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S-wplNd6Ak
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL TACOS HERE JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY TRADE
>>62851147Is Donaldo from Brazil?
this will be the biggest bulltrap in history
AI-sisters... they're laughing at us... it can't be over can it
>>62851159Intel hold 60 firmly and AI trade is alive
>>62850995Why are you panicking? Today is the last day Trump will care about doing a taco, bombs are dropping within the week.
>>62851152> if you stayed in the shithole you came from and then got a job to come here desu.Why would I do that? I don't intend to be a net contributor to society, get the fuck outta here
>>62851126lmao
OH GOD I'M GONNA HOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>62851123You forgot Long John Silver
WTF IS HAPPENING TO O REEEEE
>Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, Maj. Gen. Mohsen Rezaei:>‘We’ve reviewed the latest U.S. proposal conveyed through Qatar. America’s response to the demands of the Iranian nation was insufficient.>They must fully and explicitly address Iran's seven conditions and act upon them; only in this case will the Strait of Hormuz be reopened.’
>>62851030PG is a jeeted out urban hellscape already, might as well dump a data centre there.
>>62851143Lol
I should trade soxl like a fucking shitcoin
>>62851153It got close but not quite there. Probably cools off a bit for another run up though
>>62851181But it is a fucking shitcoin
>>62851181What makes you think you can predict whether it goes up or down? I'm sure yesterday you didn't see the extreme dump coming.
Any baggies bought WMT and KO at the top?
>>62851177source?
>tsmc will save the ai trade>asml will save the ai trade>meta will save the ai trade>google will save the ai trade>microsoft will save the ai trade>amazon will save the ai trade>intel will save the ai trade>sandisk will save the ai trade>amd will save the ai tradeYou are here >super micro will save the ai trade>arm will save the ai trade>qualcomm will save the ai trade>post midterm rally will save the ai trade>the 437th iran peace deal will save the ai trade>coreweave will save the ai trade>nebius will save the ai trade>cpi report will save the ai trade>nvidia will save the ai trade>anthropic ipo will save the ai trade>marvell will save the ai trade>broadcom will save the ai trade>next month’s cpi will save the ai trade>oracle will save the ai trade>micron will save the ai trade>the december fed meeting will save the ai trade>the santa rally will save the ai trade
>>62851182what do you think will happen on earnings? US style beast and dump or hueg rally sustained for the next few days then dump off? (since its a canadian stock theres no overnight trading)dont really pay much attention to canadian stocks since it feels like they are invisible on the world stage
>>62851181uhm, yeah? https://youtu.be/oS8gsPekTFI
>>62851191Middle East Spectator
coreweave, iren bumping, we are so back.
porn addicts will save the ai trade!
>>62851030A bunch of big unions are very pro data center in the US. Their union members are making a ton of money, no surprise. Trades union voters matter for both parties, and they vote, though they aren't the voting block they used to be. So, there are some tailwinds for the buildouts. Then again, everyone says they love the trades and veterans, but we have a long history of fucking them over, too.
>>62851193What's there to save? There has been a healthy correction and after the current dump, semiconductors are still up 60% YTD. These corrections are a good thing too, because they are exactly what is preventing a bubble to form.
>>62851205Short magnet
>>62851207>implying porn addicts aren't largely poor browncels
>>62851210And that stops coreweave going bankrupt how?Massive so fucking what.
Turns out republicans are voting on Election Day.Trannies lose again!
>>62851194Maybe it sees a little pop on good earnings, but I'm mostly expecting the same upwards grind.
NIGGERDUMP ACTIVATED
>>62851219All 5 of them? At this point they could fit in one bus to the polling station.>imports brazilian beef. Loses texasGenius, 5D chess. MAGA!The reason the AI trade is collapsing is the only thing holding it up was political corruption. That was its fundementals.
It's over
>Tech companies have on average fallen 3 percent the day after reporting earnings for the third quarter, by far the worst tech performance of any quarter since Jefferies, an investment bank, started tracking the data 12 years ago.
>>62851207The only thing that will save the SI trade is if we start picking winners and losers, so everyone who has adopted the SI verbedge should be allowed to continue, while companies who are holding us back while clinging to archaic titles like (((Artificial Intelligence))) need to be purged and shorted all the way to 0!
>>62851234>>Tech companies have on average fallen 3 percent the day after reporting earnings for the third quarter, by far the worst tech performance of any quarter since Jefferies, an investment bank, started tracking the data 12 years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
>>62851218>guppy problemu Not my problemu.
>>62851236>the SI tradeOh for suck sake.
>>62851228No, the fundamentals of the AI trade were mag 7 tech giants with phenomenal earnings deeming AI important enough to massively increase their capx and invest into the build-out.
I'm feeling good about this peace deal
>>62851177Do you think the Iranians get tired of having to keep saying this to every fake TACO dealAnyways if it isn’t obvious war is restarting over the weekend, buy the oul dip now
>>62851248That makes one of us!
These little boosts are meaningless until they start lasting more than a few hours at a time before tanking another %
So the dump begins now? Be honest with me.
>>62851250They need to state it in retard speak so Americans and the algos understand
>>62851238Bro watch out there’s a female pilot behind you
LLY, you are my shining star
Will the spx 7600 0DTE call expire worthless today?
>>62851242We're still 2 years from an actual panic. Just pick some SI winners, or sit around losing your ass for 2 years and then when (((THE BIG ONE))) does come around you'll actually have some scratch to short with instead of blowing your whole load before the big short boss.
>>62851215the onlyfans consumer demographics disagree with you
>>62851252Ssshhhh I haven't finished unloading
>>62851138>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62851259Yes.
Just dropped my dogs at the groomers, what's good, brothers?
>>62851269Are we both thinking the same reason why?
>>62850798yup, but i ran out of money so now what's gonna be is gonna be, lol>>62850810i would agree with that assessment lol>>62850909i will never sell anon, you should know me better than that by now
>>62851272Yes my friend. Yes.
>>62851126I WAS PROMISED A TECH RALLY DAMNIT
>>62851254Algos are programmed to not read anything coming out of Iran’s side, they only read Axiosberg and gulfie news sources
>>62851271I'll tell you what's good. GOP sweeping the house and senate and padding their majority so we can get some fucking boots on the ground in Iran would be good right about now.
>>62851277So its all just legalized stealing?
>>62851276SNDK might not recover this time around. I'm actually heavily flirting with buying a 3 month put on it because I think SNDK might go to the 500s.
>>62851246Sell your bags or keep 'em I don't give a fuck if you love them so much you can hang onto them for the next 20 years which you will have to. There are ALWAYS retards like you.The money flows from perople like you tpo people like me and it always well. have you ever worked at board level in tech major? I have. What you fucking know could be written on a bettiing slip and lost with no loss to humanity. There are many many reasons this ponzi formed but all of them are based on lying, incompetence, scamming, stupidity, tech illiterate asshats, desperation, greed and corruption and insane levels of mismanagement and tiger riding. For a sector that is 1.3 of current US market capitalisation to have a collection fo CEOs who collectively could barely manage an AI scam coin rug is a damming indictment of the state of tech as a sector. Enjoty your mags, I would talk about LLMs, stats, dtacentres, tensorflow, cuda, circular financing, shell companies, nonsensical sec filings, political bribes, ridiculous media and PR campaigns perhaps even sociopathy but when you are dealing with normies that think a linear regression or bayes math operation is intelligence because CNN and fox told them, there really is no point. Microsoft and Google are disasterously lead by pure incompetence and have been for quite some time. Anthropic and OpenA neither invented LLMs and there ia bankrupt italian resteraunts with more solid financials. Dtacentre landlording is a bad businessdwith high costs and capital expediture that creates debt and negatice cash flow. It's not a business model and never will be.IS ML useful, maybe in some applications but that has nothing whatsoever to do with running it as software as a service via depreciating debt riddled shed filled with GPUs that have energy costs and depreciation that invalidate any financial case for the business alone. You are investing in railroads with chocolate rails to nowhere anyone wants to be.Carry those bags normie.
>>62851280That checks out
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Anyone buying REITs?
>>62851262>average ageso a bunch teen fundies + a couple of old ass creeps
Truth pill. I once had to try and expain to the board of a US tech major mag 7 what a wifi router was and why it would change how computers and households accessed the internet. One of the questions I got was 'would the noise of the wireless signal stop children sleeping' The follow up question was 'if it is not making a loud noise how can the devices you say will be all over the house hear it' At that point the CEO steeped in and explained it was not auible and half the board thanked him for clarifying and one of them asked 'would blowing something like a whistle disrupt it' at which point everyone looked at him in silence.I kid you not if you think the boards of these companies have intelligence themselves let alone artificial intelligence you are fucking lost.
>>62851334>One of the questions I got was 'would the noise of the wireless signal stop children sleeping'>The follow up question was 'if it is not making a loud noise how can the devices you say will be all over the house hear it'>At that point the CEO steeped in and explained it was not auible and half the board thanked him for clarifying and one of them asked 'would blowing something like a whistle disrupt it' at which point everyone looked at him in silence.samefag pic related is reality of US tech company boards.
>>62851278that's me except i'm 40 and dont buy 3x etfs, only 2x
Another fun expeience with a CEO who used carry a laptop with him everywhere, this is a US blue chip tech stock. I was seated on a long haul flight with him and I asked him what was on it by way of conversation. He said 'my golf stuff' and offered to show me. He booted it by turning it on and handed it to his PA who tyoed in his password and passed it back, open on the screen was an excel spreadsheet listing different golf clubs and the phone numbers of people he played golf with them. Not knowing what to say I told him that I suppose he had to be an expert in using excel to manage the finances of such a giant compant and his reply was 'what is excel'This is reality. Noit oine you want to hear but that does not change the fact that it IS reality.
>>62851262>over 60% are whiteHow do they know? Are they filming the people who use the service?
>>62851423anon, do you really think you're anonymous, even here?
>>62851262arabs, jeets, north africans, mexican/central & south american, etc, are all counted as white in the US. yes, this also means that the US is far less than 50% real white; i'd say about 35-40% white in reality
>>62851193>us will bail out the ai trade>china will bail out the ai trade
>>62851466chinas AI trade already dum,ped half a trillion and China ia not doing so gud. This disaster is prettty much contained and isolated in the US, South Korea and Japan including debt markets.
>>62851461who the fuck gives a shit about the ethnicity of a bunch of goonning porn addict retards who give money to cam whores. 1-888-COMEONNOW. Creeping age verification and ID provisioning for normies is going to ruin onlyfands and you don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that. People don't visit whorehouses if the whorehouses take a copy of their passport and make them provide a selfie.
>>62851262>almost 90% are married>average age is 29This makes no sense whatsoeverVenn diagram between the two is basically empty
The Jews running the casino are just going to rotate back to tech and tank SCHD again. Same fucking shit all year. VOO turbo crab and 10% pump and dumps back and forth on SCHD/QQQ or software/hardware pump and dump rotationsThis shit is getting super stale but easy to trade. Doubt anything changes until ANT ipo or CPI numbers
