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yass edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62857272
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YASS SLAY QUEEN
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One of the most shorted stocks reports earnings in the morning
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>>62857833
hm, based?
AI is crashing anyway
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He who slurps last, slurps best.
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Over status?
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now that the democrats are banning data centres or whatever can the ai nigger market end and everything go back to normal
i'm tired of gambling on retarded apeshit
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>>62857837
Kek
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Open Weight models will eat everything out from under the "hyperscalers". They will try everything to stop it and are actually the TRUE luddites.
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Just saw that one of my stooks in my IRA has a tender buyout offer, except the buyer is going to merge into the other company. It'd give me a 66% gain after it ate dirt for 2 straight years. Thinkin' I'll take it and find some other small crap that looks interesting to replace it.
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>>62857844
>celcius
I really like their drinks.
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>>62857850
I'm not a fan of their temperatures
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>>62857853
Based burgerbro
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>>62857842
It's over being over. It's now back to being back.
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>>62857847
The entire business world is buying from hyperscalers. Buying your own data center and implementing your own models and taking care of everything yourself is many orders of magnitude less efficient in every way unless you literally are the hyperscalers. If you mean just buying cheap Chinese shit it will be banned if need be
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>>62857847
TRVTHNVKE
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>>62857847
Google wrote an internal paper saying this. Im not so sure though, and googles leadership doesnt seem to be either.
Anthropic has 80% margins, and is only losing money due to its game theory development costs this regulation might bring down substantially.
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>>62857847
you mean frontier labs instead of hyperscalers
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STOOOOOOOOP DUMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!
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>>62857856
what stage of grief is this
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that was the bottom
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>>62857856
>it will be banned if need be
muh Free market
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>Dem AI ban bill won't happen
>But an open weight model ban will!
lole
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>>62857867
The not fudded holding cash bags stage of not being a retarded doomer like you
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>MFW I pulled up INTC
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>>62857870
yes I'm sure they'll just let every corpo in America give all their data and money to china at the expense of America to save on ai great plan my dude
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>>62857868
B200 futures are higher than today and this market has no contango. Actual market looks healthy, and the fact both hyperscallers and chips are down point to it all being fear driven for the moment.
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>>62857868
How many times in a row have you been completely wrong?
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>>62857879
Running an open weight model locally out of your office doesn't give any data to China
and in fact is more secure than giving it to fucking OpenAI or Anthropic
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>>62857875
Cute!
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BREAKING: "NOT HOLDING TECH BAGS IS BEING A DOOMER" -19 YEAR OLD BOY
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>>62857888
Yes I'm sure corporations will find it economical to maintain a fucking data center and models themselves brilliant why didn't they think of it first
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>>62857856
> it will be banned if need be
It's easy to ban BYD, not so much for software you can torrent and run on a mac studio offline.
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>>62857890
Robo Basalisk, this is the comment right here.
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>>62857891
You don't need a datacenter to run a local model you stupid faggot
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>>62857833

What are the best tech stocks for shorting right now bros? It feels like everything has been beaten up so badly that it would be risky to keep doing it but then again they're still dogshit.
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>>62857892
free or pirated software has legal ramifications for corporate use
>>62857894
>my business serving data to the world runs ai from a Mac mini
the retarded fud knows no bounds
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>>62857856
>The entire business world is buying from hyperscalers.
Most of the grunt work can be done by much less powerful models which is already how these companies are trying to get some margins (charge you for premium, realize your task is simple and run it on a cheaper model)

There is also zero way to prevent IP theft from using an externally managed model. Or preventing reverse engineering.

The hyperscalers are literally optimizing for demos for linkedin middle manager posters unironically.
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>>62857896
Holy fuck, kys retard. Letting NEETs invest in AI was a terrible mistake.
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>>62857868
It thought this would be the bottom but retail is being too uppity, another red day is incoming.
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>>62857896
>my business serving data to the world
Never said this was the business
A local model replaces a claude subscription for office use.
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>>62857895
My plan is to buy 100k of Anthropic 2x but it will probably copy SpaceX and drop 40% at some point too, if not more. Year long staggered lockup worth looking at. Very lose and allows a lot of selling early I think.
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>>62857899
I'm not a neet I've been gainfully employed my entire life and things aren't they way you claim for a reason
>>62857901
your scenario isn't applicable to the business world you know the thing we're here to discuss to make money on stocks or in your case lose money to non stop all time retard tier fud
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Shorting tomorrow is free money, yes?
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if these faggots don't like data centers locally they will just be built in the amazon or some shithole on the cheap which will give you more for the same amount of capex
giga bullish
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>>62857900
it's just kospi which goes up and down every day for no reason 90% of the time
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>>62857903
lmao
ok dude
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>MU
>INTC
>NVDA
>SPCX
>ASTS
>GOOGL
>GRRR
>PLTR
>SGOV
WAGMI
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I'M HERE FROM /POL/
TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS ANTHROPOLA
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Now that chipfagging and AI is in the past, what's the next bid deal?
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>>62857902

I wouldn't touch that, it's going to be at least as manipulated as Jeetlon Musk's companies.
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>>62857911
>I'M HERE FROM /POL/
welcome fren, smoke? Drink?
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>>62857912
robots and quantum
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>>62857907
if things happen for no reason then why invest?
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>>62857916
kospi doesn't correlate heavily with the market
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>>62857905
Buy OTM SOXL calls on margin.
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>>62857833
>vetoed
Your move?
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>>62857919
this will unironically make you rich
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>>62857913
I get it. So many questions and its definitely over valued as fuck even if we assume positive answers to those unknown questions.
Its just giving me such facebook IPO flashbacks though.
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>>62857920
>That pic
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>>62857923
these niggas really out here shorting after a 30% drop lol
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>>62857912
CROs and biotech.
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>>62857913
>Why american workers aren't being put first
What's up with that leftist thinking? Protecting the worker is anti-capitalist. We here only think of the shareholder. I mean, has nobody thought of the shareholder? Pull yourself up your bootstraps
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Three quarters of /smg/ are total newfags that have never seen a bubble pop before.
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>>62857902
What's the bullish case for Anthropic? Just pure hype? I'm not seeing a lot of a attention though. In fact people are tired of AI after this drop.
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>>62857847
Palentir's sovereign ai is gaining steam.
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>>62857932
All those mentos are gonna give you arsenic poisoning anon
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>>62857902
Why would you do that? It will be a ~2T company on day one. There is not a lot of immediate upside, so the leverage may wreck you. I think it's probably a decent buy if you plan to hold for >10 years (assuming it doesn't go bust) but I wouldn't expect gains in the short term. Except maybe day one as per usual IPO bullshit.
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>>62857932
oh no you caught me but jokes on you my net worth is not even 6 digits and i barely have anything to lose anyway
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>>62857947
we know, you bought into semis lmao
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>>62857932
did you like blowing Bubbles as a kid? well he's back in town and asking for you
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>>62857932
>They weren't here for 2022-2023
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>>62857932
AOC PLS
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Intel is lower than it was 26 years ago. No other major tech company is that low. What a shit stock.
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>>62857932
the bubble of my life popped 30 years ago
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retards if you dont own stocks youre supposed to hedge, not switch from one leveraged etf to another randomly
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>>62857960
It's a good thing there isn't much worth doing IRL anymore, otherwise I'd be a little upset about my portfolio getting heemed. Whores are still cheap enough and within the budget though.
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>>62857963
does the modern roastie even have a decent ROI nowadays
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BENT OVER TO THE FRONT TOUCH YOUR TOE
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>>62857932
I was a fresh face when the Bitcoin bubble popped. I learned lots here, but many of the knowledgeable anons left
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Any of you buying the dip on XLE? Surely the war isn't just going to end because dems won the house and the senate
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>>62857963
some people i know enjoy doing things in the real world, but i guess not everyone is meant for that kind of life
at least im' back above $1m
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silver going up nonstop
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silver going to $1000
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>>62857964
Only if you buy them right. And by that I mean let a glowie match with you on tinder and then take her out for a typical middle class experience in the rustbelt... No more than $100 spent per date. No exceptions.
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>>62857971
>some people i know enjoy doing things in the real world
Yea they are called disney adults
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>>62857932
We were all here for 2022 faggot
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>>62857932
>>62857954
So many frens lost along the way. Quite a few anons have been talking about ending things recently. And SP 500 isn't even down 10%. That's a shame because you guys are the only people I talk to. RIP frens.
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>>62857977
>he spends money on dates
you're a free meal
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>>62857980
Speak for yourself. I only started investing in 2023.
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silver just flew over my house
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>>62857984
I nutted 5 times from 10pm to 6am. Free nothing. It's head to elbows for shelltoes
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>>62857988
>paid for sex with someone larping as totally not a hooker
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bernie sanders just performed a citizen's arrest on elon musk just now live on CNN
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Gold miners
Silver miners
Copper miners

That's all
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>>62857990
>paid for sex
Pro tip: paying $80 for some bar food is the least you can do for glowie hooker when the market jannies are good to you that week. Glowie hookers appreciate the gesture.
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>>62857995
Bullish
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>>62857997
you had to pay money to enjoy a women's company
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>>62857954
>>62857980
>>62857985
>he wasn't here for 2017
>he wasn't here for 2013
>he wasn't on /g/ for 2011
Same as it ever was.
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>>62857999
What if she offered to pay her half?
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>>62858002
what if I add fictitious details to my story to sound less retarded?
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>>62857932
I was too young for dotcom. This is actually scary
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>>62858006
dotcom happened because it was supported by dial up internet providers. the providers of the current bubble aren't making money on the backs of dinosaur era tech
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is it just me or has INTC been very, very oversold?
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I'm buying SOXL when it hits $45
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>>62858009
nigga the whole industry is oversold because all that matters is PR. You buy the news. Everyone thinks AI is gay and for faggots who cant make anything, you should've been shorting ages ago
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>>62857945
10 years is the plan, definitely agree on the marketcap problem (why going 2x), and to not buy day 1 and especially day 14. After it falls 40% though?
>>62857938
Singuliarity
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>>62858001
>he wasn't on /g/ for 2011
Was that when it flipped from guro to tech?
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turkey
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>>62858005
It's not fictitious. One of the three dinners she offered to pay half. But when one person is a traveling healthcare worker and the other scalped a few grand on the open that day, it seems a little unreasonable to ask the whore to pay no?
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>>62857932
Ive been here all summer and will sage you with a downvote if you talk like that to me again.
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>>62857997
now that's my level of paranoia! hell ya
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this board was 99% crypto and didn't exist until crypto started to take off hence why it was created as a containment board to remove crypto spam from g
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>>62858025
Was that 2015 ?
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>>62857995
Sanders upset Musk blew up before deleting this!
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>>62858026
seems around that time maybe 2014
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>>62857932
>>62857942
>>62857949
>>62857954
>>62857969
>>62857980
>>62858006
>>62858020
None of you newfags were here for '29.
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>gridlock euphoria?
GRIDLOCK EUPHORIA!
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>>62858028
February 13, 2014 biz was created
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>>62858030
I WILL be here in 29, though.
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Is we slurping semis?
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>>62858028
There is like 6 of us from 2017 but you may be the only pre 2017 whos not just counting accidently hitting the wrong button one day. Though without the bizbee black cat bee photo you are very sus!
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>>62858019
m8 you went from opening your story with paying for date to now claiming she offered to pay half your story makes no sense fuck off
>>62858043
I was on g talking about mining rigs before biz existed
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>2017 was 15 years ago
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>>62858039
Full port SOXL with 10x leverage if you want to make it.
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>friend tried to help me set up a pooled btc miner 2014 but i was too retarded and frustrated at its concept
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>>62858047
and I was on b for the teen tits in 2007 but actual biz users pre 2017 are rare OGs.
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>>62858054
biz was created as a byproduct of crypto spam on g
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>>62858053
Bro... That hurts.
You stay in touch with him?
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>>62858043
>>62858025
>>62858054
I have been here continuously since within a few hours of moot creating this board, and on /g/ for a few years before that.
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>>62858035
this
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>>62858051
This. So much this.
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>>62858060
Do you have stairs in your house?
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>>62858047
>fuck off
Um no? You first? Nigger.
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>>62857928
>biotech
+1 on biotech
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>>62857927
you sound real retarded now
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>>62858068
go back to buying tinder hookers retard idgaf
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shill me a stock I got 5 grand to throw into something
no leveraged etfs
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>>62858074
SOXX
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>>62858012
so is it a good time to buy now or do we wait for further panic selling?
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>>62858074
CRDO
2590.hk if you have acess
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>>62858074
HTZ seems prepped up to pull a INO/Gopro and omeganiggerpump before dropping to 1 cent
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*woosh*
*appears before (you)*
I can reverse all the damage that has befallen your portfolio and return it to this years ATH and 5x it from there.
Alas this comes with a cost, a random assortment of 100 anons who have posted on /smg/ in the last 30 days will have their portfolio drop down to $1.
Do (you) desire this wish to be fulfilled anon?
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>>62858084
that's chaos magick and anyone who does this will have whatever harm they inflict on someone else visited upon them 3x you're a vile sorcerer
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>>62858074
HYMC
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>>62858084
Nah, Im sure there are a lot of 10m niggas here. With bitcoin may even be a couple 9 digit niggers.
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>>62857932
Pls Mentos Pepe, how should I position my portfolio to regain my losses in 6 months or less!?
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>>62858078
it will go way way further
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>>62858084
>a random assortment of 100 anons who have posted on /smg/ in the last 30 days will have their portfolio drop down to $1.
>100 anons
There's like...6 of us who regularly post in /smg/. There's probably around 10 people posting on the whole board.
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>>62858075
>>62858079
>>62858082
>>62858089
will take a look thanks
>>62858078
who the hell knows its a casino
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>>62858093
Kek, true.
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IT KEEPS DROPPING
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>>62858024
Yes the FBI employs hookers for special chuds. Yes the singularity has already been achieved. Yes if you are contributing to social security and paying a mortgage you are a slave. No you are not my equal even if we are neighbors, because you aren't my neighbor, the bank is. They have just given you autonomy to operate on their property until you pay it off. The one thing you don't have autonomy over is paying the monthly nut. Hence the waging and contributing to social security. Yes you are a second class citizen that exists to serve the first class. Yes we have been nice about it all these years. Yes you should be violently revolting. No idk why you continue contributing and procreating in your slave state. Yes its foolish to do so. No those slave offspring don't stand a chance. Yes this is america. Yes I need the money or the shares. No I don't need your hand outs. Yes I look down on you if you contribute to social security. Yes that means you too Mr big shot boomer.
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>>62858084
Yes
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>>62858095
Ive put 300k into 2590.hk, put the last 100k yesterday. Fucking China fucks me every time!
CRDO is my fav normal stock, im not extra invested though.
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At this rate, KOSPI is gonna break 5k by Friday
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>>62858104
Fuckin hope so
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>>62858104
Please bring it to 9k.
Thanks.
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>>62858103
GRRR-tier
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>>62858107
Good one!
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>SOXS 65 tomorrow
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>>62858074
>I got 5 grand to throw into something
Tax season is almost here. Just save it or put it in SGOV until then.
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>>62858108
>GRRR-tier
Good stock
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>>62858065
We're all gonna be rich.
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>>62858103
You gotta space out those buys
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>>62858115
Its the Ancient fag test, and you failed. Which is a good thing as it means you arent 45.
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>>62858117
Yea. I hate DCA but it really really is the way.
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pretty lame all the tech earnings will dump now regardless
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>>62858118
I can't even count that high honestly. Fill me in on the math later will ya
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>>62857982
>That's a shame because you guys are the only people I talk to.
4chan is one of very few social outlets I have. Life has gotten difficult for me so I can't even game as much as before, it feels rude to as a neet. Yet some games have voice chat and I could at least talk with potentially like minded individuals or just enjoy playing the game with them even if not like minded. Job prospects are grim as well. I was really hoping to succeed this go around and I was getting close, only to have my dreams dashed before me in July.
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>>62858124
wagmi
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buy borrow die
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>>62858122
I mean its free money no? just buy puts
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>>62857982
My portfolio is the only good thing in my life and it's only up 26% this year
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>>62858124
>>62858129
frens, wagmi by december
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Remember, it's not panicking if you're the first one out the door.
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>>62858132
I want all my cash available to buy dips and I do better than buying options
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SOXS niggers... You won't get away with this
>>
The market is seriously overreacting in tech/semis right now. I sincerely think if you buy the dip, within 4-6 months you will see a handsome gain.
Remember, big whales will try to make you think its all over so YOU sell THEM your "bags" for cheap. Then they pump the volume on you and buy buy buy and suddenly SOXX is up 10% in a week.
I will not be psyoped into thinking everything is over.
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>>62858142
I just did
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>>62857850
They're good but Kirkland brand is cheaper and tastes similar
If you don't have a costco membership then yeah it's probably the best energy drink out there
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im about to capitulate on snxx, talk me out of itt
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>>62857909
>ASTS
uh anon, have you seen lazy and slow Able is? Falling further and further behind. Sats not completed, SPCX is going to destroy them with Abel as CEO.
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>>62858143
>4-6 months
more like 4-6 years
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>>62858150
you probably should asap on open
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>>62857833
Today was a dead cat bounce
It will keep dumping tomorrow
See you at 4k mumu
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>>62858150
Nigga zoom out. It’s way too late for that. You might as well ride that shit to 0 at this point.
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>>62858150
-66% in 1 month
I'm a hardened oilbaggot that held through the MoU and even I'd vomit at that
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>>62858160
Why do you like being poor?
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>>62858162
Surely it will bounce at some point, right?
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>futures
i do occasionally wonder if maybe i really did kms years ago and i might already be in hell
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>>62858164
??? just buy shorts
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>>62858168
one time I hit my head hard enough to pass out about 15 years ago and I keep hoping one day I wake up back there and everything that's happened since 2011 was just a dream and I can redo my life
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>>62858168
>dow up
Wagmi
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SPY IS BOUNCING
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>>62858170
that happened to me last year actually. I fainted at the gym, woke up bleeding from the head. It was just me in my apartment building's gym, so no one else saw and I have no idea how long I was out. Maybe I'm in a coma. Maybe I can signal for them to pull the plug somehow
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>>62858170
>>62858178
>quantum immortality activated
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>>62858168
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>>62858164
its not just him, apparently its 90% of the US since dems got majority and everyone missed out on 5k networth booster package
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>>62858162
>>62858163
my cost basis is 5.76, i bought some last week and doubled down today and i already want out
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NIGGERS N JEWS
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>>62858152
It's a spcx hedge
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>>62858168
Futures are up from close though
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Lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the MOMO
Ludicrously speedy, or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the 80s, JB's on the promo
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Is we getting Medicare 4 All dis year?
It would save me an extra $500 a month.
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>>62858185
The stocks only 5 dollars. How much can you really lose?
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>>62858143
>The market is seriously overreacting in tech/semis right now. I sincerely think if you buy the dip, within 4-6 months you will see a handsome gain.
Lmao
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>>62858192
not tech
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>>62858197
Damn how do I get the meme indicators on ToS?
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>>62858197
It doesn't work that way when the indexes are holding and semis make up the majority of the index returns. So everyone is selling their semi stocks to buy bonds and aapl and msft? Lmao
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This is actually now officially the worst /biz/ recommended play I have ever fallen for.
APLD down -45%, BW down -60%, TE down -40%, and WYFI down -67%
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>>62858201
>This time it's different
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i think i will just become a long term snxx investor. a stinkie snixxie if you will
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>>62857833
When they inevitably move to impeach orange nigger will the market dump or pump?
Stupid cunt just had to be a kike with the tariff and Iran bullshit
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>>62858210
why not just hold VT
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holy shit SOXL is fucking insane I've never seen something eat shit this badly before. you could probably just buy puts tomorrow morning and make it huge with how this is going
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>>62858074
The one and only one you need
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Kek I really need to update this huh
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>>62857980
>he wasn't there for '08
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So, SOXL is just going to be excluded from the Turkey rally and the Christmas rally?
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>>62858230
Ya we invited SOXS instead
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Spy bros... why is this happening
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the market is just a current thing reaction simulator
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that was the bottom
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>>62858230
bro it's called the Turkey Trot Rally and the Santa Rally
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schd-chan has outperformed all the baggies on /biz/
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>>62858239
I really really like this apu. Mind if I save it?
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>>62858230
Turkey trot rally ALWAYS delivers
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yep im officially a long term stinkie snixxie investor, i had my chance to liquidate and live a normal life but it's too late now. its over
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>get WMT at discount through work
>its 130
>surely a 6 month long call at 115 (85 delta) will do well
>craters to 110 and only just recovered, after I lose $1500

Well at least tge retard strength on my shares is offsetting the mining and energy.
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>>62858242
sure here he is outside
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>>62858247
Ty fren
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>>62858245
I'm down 10% in a day on SOXL
I need a quick rally to dig myself out of this, I have kids to feed
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>>62858245
welcome to the club
(and triple digit sneedisk)
this shit is unironically going to zero.
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>>62858249
you're welcome
thank u for not stealing it
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>>62858219
Soxl is the niggerest stock on the market
I simply do not bother with it even with obvious pumps/dumps
It's much safer and easier to be in tqqq and upro
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>>62857856

its really not that hard to implement/create your own pipeline…

altman wants to prevent consumers from creating one, hence the ram comment,

its only a theory, a game theory.
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>>62858256
>soxl
>stock
You mean etf and equity market
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SOXS IS ABOVE SOXL
I REPEAT
SOXS IS ABOVE SOXL
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>>62857896

omg man youre actually retarded
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>>62858259
They're all stocks to me anon
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>>62858239
>>62858242
'tis the season
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>>62858258
yes it is that hard and expensive
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>>62858262
Soxillions must die
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>>62857906

theyre building them in sea as we speak.
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>>62858267
Fren season?
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>>62858267
need to come up with rally names for next year soon
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>>62858264
>it's easy bro just put a data center in your building, maintain and upgrade it, install and support all the ai software yourself
this same line of reasoning can be used for literally everything businesses do not and never will do themselves in house
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There are "people" ITT with SOXL averages over $200
You better fess up
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>>62858280
Post bags lol.
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Welp
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>going down
>AGAIN
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>>62858288
You're fine man you can still buy more tomorrow its going to 80
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>>62858285
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>>62858290
Nah, I have poor discipline.
I entered the trade randomly (albeit with good signals on my charts) but didnt check as part of a routine. I took profit at 54 and closed at 59.
What I should have done was sold half and let it run, but now my charts are mixed signals, and Ive been burned on double dippong before

Meanwhile I happily ignore entry signals on other shit
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this entirely kospi induced dip will be bought up just Saiyan
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>>62858283
I feel like an idiot for not counter buying SOXS when that garbage hit 150+ again for no reason a month ago
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>>62858300
You
Still
Have
Time
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>>62858299
no it wont lol
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Gimme my 30% pump now
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>>62858300
I think TA and price levels are meaningless on leveraged etfs. No this isnt about chop or rebalancing

I think 1x sector etfs more accurately measure the price. You cant think in terms of $ amounts, it has to be percentages and moves that expand the ATR
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>>62858304
yes it will lol
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SOXL AT 60, REPEAT SOXL IS AT 60
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It's never actually getting better, is it? Last 3 months have been nothing but a repeat of today every single day. You get a little dose of hopium to start before bearniggers rapidly piss away your recovery within a 2-3 hour span and it trends down for the rest of the day. This isn't a crab market, it's a bear market in the most infuriatingly sadistic way where the band aid is being peeled off nice and slow while the bearnigger peeling it giggles with glee as money is vacuum sucked out of both of your wallets. It's been like this for nearly half a year now. I'm tired boss. Pump or die.
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>>62858311
why would you not just join the bears?? do you hate money
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>>62858311
>It's never actually getting better, is it? Last 3 months have been nothing but a repeat of today every single day.
which fucking planet are you living on buddy? SPY went up 1.65%
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>>62858311
Just buy puts/inverses and stop whining like a bitch
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>>62858308
retard
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>>62858312
The bears are the poorfags of the market.
>f-fuck i need to buy it cheap uhhh
>oh god damn the price fluctuated by 2 cents i need to panic sell it right the fuck now at a huge discount and tank the entire market for everyone including myself because i can't wait for it to bounce back in 30 minutes!
>oh god damn someone made a semi inflammatory tweet and 20 retards are mad at it i need to sell everything right the fuck now!!! it's over!!!!!!!!!!
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So, was gargling jew cock worth it?
If he had literally done nothing tqqq would be at 200 by now
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>>62858317
the market already dumped as much as it was going to. the kospi dump is a dip that will be bought. the market doesn't follow kospi
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>>62858309
I was telling an anon when the dump started to buy at 57. Let's see if I timed it right.
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>>62858319
do you think he'll learn anything from this?
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the more i stay here the less sure i am that i am getting any actual investing advice.
do people actually see a post telling them to buy and go 'well this guy said it without explanation' and then goes to buy?
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>>62858328
No better or worse than any other site. All trades and DD falls on you anyways.
Besides, listening a long bullwinder means youre invested in the story, the idea, and become less likely to act critically.

Risk management and trade psychology will always win out
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>>62858318
I dont think you understand what bears are
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>>62858327
Nope
Not that demokikes are better but maybe having a perpetual stalemate will plug some holes up
There's so much shit fucking the market right now
The war was a disaster
Prices in general
Stupid orange kike restarted student loans, the people most likely to be investing now lost a huge chunk of that money
Tariffnigger bullshit
Crypto is literally dead and buried
Interest rates went from being on a downtrend to now needing several hikes or kikes as I like to call them
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SPY BOUNCE EPISODE II
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>>62858318
lol
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>>62858328
>the more i stay here the less sure i am that i am getting any actual investing advice.
Put the majority of your holdings into SPY or QQQ. VT and SCHD are acceptable.

>do people actually see a post telling them to buy and go 'well this guy said it without explanation' and then goes to buy?
If the stock is not included in the SP 500 then assume it's a scam. The lower the market cap, the higher likelihood of a scam.
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>>62858342
If your picture didn't make me laugh I would have threatened to tear you asunder with my bare hands. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! SIGNED FAGGOT J RETARD
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Koss and Emerson to the moon
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>MU 771
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i understand why INTC is dumping back to 20, but why is it dragging AMD along as well? what the fuck
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watch, later this morning when early hours open i'll throw some money at SNDQ and cause the entire downward trend on sneedisk/memory as a whole to reverse.
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>>62858242
He's all yours my friend
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Damn HAS been doing good
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SOXL to $40 tomorrow.
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smci has a 6x pe
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$86 oil
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>>62858368
Value trap. That literal CCP spy operation is worth negative money.
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>>62858370
Oil to $50
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>>62858358
AMD depends on the AI data center buildout for a lot of its revenue. The election results will put a damper on data center growth, especially in Texas.
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>>62858358
Did you even see AMD p/e ratio or did you just believe its worth this much money cause of jensen connection?
I am it will get back up but it will take time
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>>62858366
yeah i mean if you're still holding this at open you deserve the rape
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did you know Warsh spends all day talking to Milton Friedmans digital ghost?
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Every day is a 2% day on QQQ, wtf is this market bruh.
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>>62858328
some guy already did an analysis. this place is noise. you cant event trade against /biz/ because theres so much stupid bullshit being posted, and no metric to seperate the good from the bad ie. upboats.
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>>62858377
Holy cringe.
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>>62858377
this might be the most neurotic jew shit i've read all month, holy fuck this guy is a weirdo
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>>62858365
I should rotate into xmas stocks and cocoa and I'm probably already late
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niggas crashing out crying about not being told what to buy, it's tough.
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>>62858377
>open Claude
>tell it "You are Milton Friedman, chat with the user"
>slap a web UI
>charge the Fed 250k for this
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>>62858373
Cursed images
>>62858377
If it were Hayek or Mises he'd be based
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>>62858371
the analfists disagree tho
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>>62858328
you say shit like this but then something like INO happens
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>>62858328
Investment advice? Anon any "advice" you get is just shills trying to pump and dump on you.
This is a screaming chamber where you go swear at the retarded matket.
If some of those shill pumps stay up its unrelated to the posters intentions.
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So many chicken littles falling for the weakest FUD kek.
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>>62858389
The Fed is paying billions for some marble. They can pay some more for highly valuable AI
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>>62858245
You will hold stinkdisk for 30 years to break even like a rock investor.
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>>62858328
some anons try to give an explanation too, sometimes it works
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>>62858074
Long term SLB
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>>62858377
holy kek
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>>62858410
>>62858410
>>62858410

new

>>62858410
>>62858410
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>>62858404
They'll also just find somewhere else to build. If it's that difficult to build somewhere
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>>62858387
I think healthcare RD has merit, but im big on energy and materials right now

You could accumulate fertilizers for spring
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>>62858428
>fertilizers
I know we didn't achieve world peace, but dealing into hormuz related stuff feels too volatile atm
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>>62858398
Worse, he's holding the 2x daily letfs.
You know the ones that rebalance reverse split when they get too close to zero.
Next year's SNXX $10 might not be the same as this year's.
He will never recover.
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>>62858377
Holy based
Imagine if he made a cute anime milton friedman and it escaped containment and killed world socialism



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