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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62859697
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Where does one get free rope
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>>62860447
Nothing is free.
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post your rape faces, boys
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FULL PORT 100K IN NVDA WISH ME LUCK BROS
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BOKO-DA FUCKING WOOOON
MIHO'S BIRTHDAY WAS THE CATALYST
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>>62860447
The window is free anon
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>>62860447
invest in rope stocks they're about to skyrocket
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WE ARE SO BACK
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Tech trannies are joining the 56% while my ADBE is green.
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Why is their 12 /smgs/
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this is shaping up to be the worst QQQ day in four years
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jrAbUvYzSU
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>>62860447
How did it feel when BEARada shorted your eye, btw?
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>>62860514
Why do you think?
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>>62860483
Dumb slut. Semis are wrecked for months
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>>62860514
Oh fffs
The faggot OP of the other thread didn't link properly so I made a new one.
Migrate to the other thread and recycle this one after.

MIGRATE TO OLDER THREAD
>>62860303
>>62860303
>>62860303
MIGRATE TO OLDER THREAD
>>62860303
>>62860303
>>62860303
MIGRATE TO OLDER THREAD
>>62860303
>>62860303
>>62860303
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>SOXL -35%
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Not selling.
Assgape the shorts.
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>>62860550
OOOOOOOOOOOOO SOXL IS HEALING
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what did i do to deserve this?
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I fear silver bros were right all along
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>>62860698
>got my short day trade in before that nigger V
yipee
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Kek i can only imagine how the single stock subreddits are doing holy shit. Hope they all fucking rope
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>>62860501
It won't last.
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Illiquid. Margin called. Negative net worth. Panicked. Crashing.
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>>62860431
is everybody having a good time?
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THERE ARE TOO MANY SMG'S

I CAN ONLY SCREAM IN ONE THREAD
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panic sell everything its over.
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BUY THE SOXS DIP NOW
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ITS OVER
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>>62860867
Denial phase
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>>62860550
times like this remind me why i don't use leverage
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I just discovered that you can short the market and make money even if it goes down
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAA
A
Actually I think I'm fine
>KO
>CVX
The goop must flow
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>>62860880
Shorted democrats, niggers, rdit, and this troop forum and increased my IBKR by 10% today. 10k net gains.
Now that all the troons are margin called we bounce and go horizontal until late December.
Then early next year we have the second purge, much harder one and whole 2027 is fked until dems have to actually do something so because they are troons that can’t do anything except printing money for the socialists losers, they will start printing end of 2027 which will trigger the next bull wave.

Also enjoy your free healthcare free transports free education so in 10 years you can realize what is the real price of “free”. Consider switching jobs and building mosques for your new leaders.

Communist losers.
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>>62860977

2x levered SSO is still comfy. It bounces back and ultimately bull is the trend so it wins.
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What if we all V and pump 20% because of IREN earnings?
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WE DID IT SISTERS

A BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE WAVE

NOW WE CAN ALL JOIN THE GLOBAL SOCIALIST POOR FAVELA
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>>62861021
We need to nuke Iran and all other enemies of israel it’s the only way to save our economy
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>all the retarded dumb money permabull faggot stocks getting heemed
>crypto also drilling
I'm not making money off it, but it does make me happy to see retards getting BTFO'd.
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>>62861091

Funnily enough being a constant warmonger is probably more profitable than letting brown socialist women turn you into a massive ghetto
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>>62861091
I'd drop 100 nukes on tehran if it meant my portfolio goes back up
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so we buying a leaps or waiting for it to get cheaper? (or capitulating like a coward)
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>The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become buyers or panic sellers. Nothing in between can exist here.

Don't be a fucking lame and start buying.
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>>62861127
we're definitely not at the bottom yet
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VIX just going up a bit every "rally" and then back down. Gotta keep those puts expensive.
>>62861007
>you can realize what is the real price of “free”
I mean wallstreet already does with the healthcare industrial complex names pumping.
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Bottom wont be until spy hits 200
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GOOG is recovering
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BUBBLE POPPY
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bought nvda at $117
bought intc at $17

been holding forever now I guess I'll just hold?

wat do?
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>>62861163
pic bottom would be spy 80-90
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>>62860447
Learn a skill. Like weaving a rope from bark.
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Ahhhhhhjj
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>>62860872
Is he ok
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why isn't baba up 10% if traders think that the burger ai effort is going to suffer?
>china isn't going to curtail its ai research
that means burgertown isn't going to do so either.
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my cash pile is now 54000
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>>62861187
Just sell retard
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Did you buy the top anon?
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>>62861187
Take profit bozo and enjoy your fruits wtf
I just want to see them crash
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huh. i exptected a spy V. instead, it's back at the intra-day lows.
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>>62861220
>>62861212
but I'm bullish and I've been through a lot of ""supposed crashes"" and ""this time it's for real""
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yes... YES... FUCK MU, FUCK SANDISK, AND FUCK SAMSUNG
I CAN FINALLY BUILD A PC
DIE DIE DIE CRASH TO NOTHINGAHAHAHAHA I LOVE BOBO
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>>62861214
Back in June.
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>>62861214
no but i'm a lot closer to my average purchase prices than i was
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>>62861234
you just need to find a new reentry if you still believe in them and if theres new signals that tech paid off dem politicians. Just enjoy your profits. Enjoy your Christmas
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>>62861235
Yes, that's how it works. Price will go down because stocks crashed, like after the Bitcoin crisis... And the scalper crises. I like them young, btw. Cum here.
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it's fucking over.
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>made $1.75 profit today
later losers
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are the jews punishing the market for choosing against Israel?
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Bought a vix call
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>SOXL baggies
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>>62861251
Being really early to it doesn't mean you were right. He still got hemmed hard for a while since his entry point into Micron was like $800. Don't remember Nvidia.
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>>62861214
I have only ever sold. The last time I ever bought anything was like in 2014 or something. Most of my minimum wage goes into paying bills.
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>i might have lost $12000 but at least muh ram sticks for muh pc are gonna be $200 cheaper YES
What do you call this?
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surelly ram will be cheaper right guys
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your RAM chips cant be cheaper when the fabs are sold out for 2027 kek
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>SCHD red
it's unironically over. entire market is getting liquidated.
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To that retarded schizo in the last thread. I sold my puts on SOXL and bought back in earlier. You will lose
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>>62861264
It's pretty much impossible to time the picotop. Burry did see through the bullshit though.
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>>62861234
What are you "bullish" about?

Political gridlock? Persistent Inflation?
World war? Nuclear fallout?

If your ""bullish" about AI it's already over. It doesn't make money. AI companies were hoping the government would subsidize their shit and they could fake another few years but it's clear as daylight that the cost of AI vastly exceeds productivity it could ever create and it's no different than a jetpacks. Yeah we could all be using jetpacks to get around, they exist too but there's no cost benefit at all
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>>62861264
"Burry revealed via Substack that he shorted $MU (Micron Technology) at $1,051.87/share"
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>>62861246
I don't really see the point
Trump will Veto anything for $
Intel has a new node finally ready
NVDA has DGX pods and I'm sure OAI/Google/Ant have contingency plans for exactly what just happened. You can deploy these pods in any state real fast within weeks.
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>>62861273
When the neoclouds collapse, their assets will be liquidated and will flood the market. They will also cancel their purchase contracts from the memory suppliers.
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What would you say to him right now?
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2117972737536750014
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>>62861264
Holy cope. Burry won and you can't accept it.
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>>62861283
>>62861288
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>>62861249
let me daydream, i just want affordable vidya sam
>I like them young
s-stay away
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>>62861287
sure he did
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Is today unironically the worst day in market history?
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>he "bought the dip"
>when it was obvious that shit is going down
imagine being so retarded...
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>literally down -77% from my august high
not only did i lose all my gambling money, my "serious" money spread over SPY and SCHD is starting to make me nervous, surely the market is sturdy enough to let AI crash without causing a mess
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>>62861251
Burry has been wrong for literally 20 years
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what the hell happened
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>>62861307
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ahem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62861274
Wtf happened. I woke up this morning and saw my SCHD was barely affected, and now it's dumping too
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what even is up today?
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SIRS ITS POOPING.... WHEN IS THE SCOOPING

>>62861339
SOXS
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>>62861339
APP
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>>62861288
It doesn't make money without government subsidies

Its a bubble
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>>62860431
Is everyone enjoying the first wave of the bloodbath?
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>>62861309
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>>62861339
in my port chinese semis (they closed before this clown show might not be tomorrow) and biotechs (not medical)
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>>62861331
>>62861274
SCHD only being down 1.5% when SPY is down 3.5% and QQQ is down 6% is a win in my book
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>>62861302
>wanting modern hardware for modern vidya
You deserve nothing to be quite honest.
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a few months ago, you people doubted me when i told you that sandisk being up 3k percent in a year was a big red flag.
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>>62861366
BUT MUH NEW PARADIGM
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Has the babe poster roped yet? He was 35% intel and 35% soxl
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Kek, now everything is red.

Did Burry make billions off of this week?
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>>62861350
what? Ant is already profitable on inference.
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Wait… what the fuck happened?!?!?!
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>>62861331
All the actual stock knowers I know are sitting in cash right now
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>>62861288
Market is forward looking
Mandate is gone
What about post Trump
Its over
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>>62861366
cattle will cattle all the way to the slaughterhouse
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>bought a little bit of BRK B last year and forgot about it
>up 20%
Thank you based Buffett.
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>>62861380
If you ignore all the expenses (they have hundreds of billions in debt and growing)
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>>62861339
Oil.
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STOP FUCKING SELLING FUCK
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how does the entire market move +3% up one day then almost -4% the other?
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>>62861391
The biggest problem would be lawsuits because they say training will cost them a ton but they just use the same GPUs they do for inference so that's nothing.
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stare into my beautiful blue eyes.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Do I slurp MU or is it going to 500?
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>effects on baba after the dem win:
>weakened competitors
>cheaper hardware
>much stronger competitive position
>and it's barely green today
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Jesuschrist, I try to post something useful and I don't even get a (you) because there are like 10 /smg/ threads. Get your shit together. There are like 10 people on /biz/.
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Okay but why
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Getting real tired of this dip. Feeling very sleepy.
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>>62861409
50*
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>>62861214
Damn she’s got massive cannons.
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DEMOCRATS CRASHED THE ECONOMY
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>The Texas governor has very limited authority to stop them. Calls for a pause or moratorium in data centers must be approved by TCEQ
>TCEQ was intentionally architected with Senate-approved commissioners of six-year staggered terms (one seat turns over every two years) to avoid rapid changes in environmental policy

So we keep going?
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>>62861187
I get riding NVDA but not taking profit after intcel 10x is kind of retarded anon.
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what happend today? qrd?
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Lads my soxs has me feeling kinda deranged
Am I becoming a Bobo?
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i only just got a chance to check the markets

LMAOOOO i've been in cash since early October
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>>62861418
I said this first thing in the morning today, except instead of
>Crab day
we all collectively got gang fucked in the mouth & shitter
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>NOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY AREN'T WE JUST RUSHING FORWARD WITH NO LONG TERM PLAN OR SAFETY MECHANISMS FOR THE SAKE OF SEEING NUMBER GO UP, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bureaucracy sucks, but there's never been a time where less regulation didn't lead to more pain down the road. It's exclusively about sacrificing long term stability for short term gain.
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>>62861422
Anthropic is probably going to cancel their IPO. If that happens, the market goes blood red because the hopes of being able to buy into the AI train was the only thing keeping it alive.

Dead IPO = no AI hype = rapid deflation. They were likely "informed" to keep any plans on not proceeding with an IPO under wraps until after the election was over to keep a panic sell-off from occurring on Election Day.
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the market was hacked, tomorrow it will be rollbacked
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kospi is going to crash and burn. poor overleveraged perma-bull koreans.
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>>62861449
We can't complain about this now after the entire AI pyramid scheme was allowed to proceed. Either everyone gets to enjoy the benefits of AI or no one is. They are choosing "No one" instead of letting little piggy goyim partake in even 1% of the massive gains they've enjoyed through state-sanctioned fraud and abuse.
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>>62861409
400 if it gap fills all the way
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>>62861402

>Election is over, time to rally because uncertainty is gone, also sectors that benefit from the blue wave went up

>Wait a second, we just rallied yesterday after the socialists won? Oops.
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>>62861449
>fuck inovation, let companies decide what is acceptable for plebs to make
Nintendo got their shit console broken in 2 weeks with working native emulators, do you really think the goverment is going to let the average joe reverse engineer shit and innovate?
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I bought some EXI assuming industrial was going to keep the market alive after tech companies crash.
Now I'm wondering if I should just have gone with SCHD. Is the industrial sector really that tied down to tech?
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>>62861379
No, his fund got buck broken in ‘23 or ‘25 or something and he’s only been playing with pennies recently.
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>>62861402
bull trap
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>>62861444
I've never felt this euphoric
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>>62859189
GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN THANK YOU FOR MOVING MY HAND TO SHORT SOXL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62861471
And they did that without AI, too.
It's hilarious to think that the entire thing hinged on goyim being able to not create or own anything, and the microsecond they could- now they pump the brakes.
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>>62861429
I highly doubt it is going below 1 PE.
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how to make money off the great reset?
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this is the bottom, right?
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>>62861402
They thought they were pricing in certainty.
Instead they got more uncertainty than ever.
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Imagine, Anthropic and Open AI need to IPO post bubble lmao
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So how bad is it going to get for poor Elon Musk?
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>>62861485
You sell now and buy back at the bottom.
Predicting the bottom is the fun part
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>>62861490
Wait for NIGGER FRIDAY. Then wait for Monday's pre market.
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>>62861485
be the owner of the giant "Reset" button that is featured quite often on Andrei Jikh's thumbnails.
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>>62861490
Nah man, this will be a violent correction untill we see the Dems start to cozy up to Big Tech again
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>>62861442
The rats have been heated to full blast and are desperately and instinctively escaping the deadly chambers they inhabit.
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>>62861446
based
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>>62861444
Naah m8 you're becoming whole
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>>62861490
the bottom is staring you in the mirror
until you hit that sell button
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>>62861273
Sold out to who
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>>62861439
It is what it is also I don't really blame Intcel they got that death thing and millions losses recently so it was to be expected and with the "bubble pop" it's like 2x getting hit. They're still doing fine with good prospects so I don't really see them going back to much lower because at that point it's back at a steal price.
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I just checked, this is as bad as the tariffs announcement (-5% DAQ) and the SMO on Iran declaration (another -5%). So don't despair yet.
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>>62861513
to uhh....nebius and coreweave and uhh
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUU
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>>62861505
I'm going to make up my biggest fear, like "ohh nooo I hate getting my dick sucked noooooo" and then get my dick sucked in room 101
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Michael Soxl needs to adress this situation
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i dont care about the markets and they dont care about me
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I have reached a level of acceptance that is transcendent.
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WHERE ARE MY SCHD CHADS AT
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>>62861490
Oh no, it's going to get much worse. The entire economy was hard carried by the assumption AI is going to be a huge thing and not a bubble. The voters didn't just voted in democrats but also reject AI data centers. Shit is going to get extremely FUBAR.
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>>62861482
>they did that without AI
Nigger it took YEARS to even get a decent switch 1 fisher price tablet emulator, and that was with no life tech trannies working on it constantly.
Sure i can code an app to help me with work, but it will take months or even years while IsraelGPT does it in a week
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I think the only reason why I'm not panicking and/or feeling ill after looking at my portfolio today is because I'm doing NNN am damn near climbing the walls this fifth day. My mind completely consumed by how hard my dick is and how bad I want to cum. Could barely do any work today at the wageslave kennel. Too much so to worry about my portfolio wiping out all gains YTD in like a week.

(I have an extreme porn addiction and usually jack off 4-5 times every single day, including at work any occasion where I'm left alone for more than 10 minutes)
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where the fuck should I even invest anymore? my country's market collapsed, and now ameritards voted to ban AI and the US is fucked
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Leopold blew up again. What hope do you have?
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>>62861518
If you didn't buy yesterday and have a diversified portfolio it's a minor dip.

However if NIMBYism starts interfering with building data centers we've barely gotten started.
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INVEST IN HEALTH CARE CHUDS.

LLY
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>>62861529
Rock fucking solid
I am embarrassed to say I got spooked by the dip in September
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>>62861538
That's extreme porn addiction? I thought it was just normal.
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if this was a bubble, it was the weakest bubble Ive ever seen
fucking peaked in the summer and just crabbed or went down since then to today

boring
>>
They still won't learn the real lesson to take from this
Don't mess with GAMERS
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>>62861541
wait until december then invest back into AI
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>>62861518
But there will be no TACO now
You voted for this zoomies
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>>62861553
Yep turns out AI can't even inflate a fucking bubble right
It won't be missed
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I don't really see this turning into a long term bear market, macro just isn't there, despite all the people saying 3% inflation and interest rates are devastating. We can certainly reverse the whole March pump and perhaps go down 10% more from that. I'll be adding to TQQQ on the grind down, capitulating now would just be retarded, so take the clearpill, this is an opportunity, unless you're holding like storage or memory bags, then it might actually be over and you probably should've sold after SNDK guided lower. Oooor you could hold those bags for 20 years waiting for the next cycle lol.
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>>62861552
No man, spending a 20-25% of your day (~30% of your waking hours) jacking off is not normal.

Sorry you had to hear it from me.
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>>62861557
Based zoomies voting for their chance to buy into the market at a discount
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>>62861557
Good I need action in the middle east to bring my oil plays back up
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I should have sold my NVDA...
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>>62861553
That's because this is your first bubble. It doesn't pop in an instant. This shit can take up to 2 years before it finally bottoms out.
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>>62861545
XLV
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O IS GREEN

I REPEAT

REALITY FUCKING INCOME O IS GREEN

HOLY SHIT
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good time to buy bullets?
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>>62861529
Buying the dip from my oil gains
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>>62861298
I don't care about your boyfriend and no, he didn't predict anything. Shut the fuck up, holy shit faggot.
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IM TIRED OF WINNING HOLY SHOT SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
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I JUST WANTED MY STIMMY CHECK AND MORE INDIANS BUT NOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
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SIRS ITS POOPING
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>>62861582
The run up was also extremely weak, 50% in 5 years? Nothing like the retard pumps during dotcom.
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it's fucking over
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>Jensen Huang of NVDA says software engineers should burn $250,000 of AI a year each
What is this faggot smoking
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I am going to buy JEPQ when this shit starts to settle out
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>>62861582
at least that inflated properly, this one barely got some steam before getting railed
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I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.
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>>62861556
just hold the dollars? are there no better places to save my money and make a profit?
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I just got home, give me a QRD, is it the AI bubble crash?
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ITS THE POST LUNCH DUMP AIEEEEEEEEE
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>>62861614
The big issue here is that its popping so early because of the debt. There's something like $4 trillion in commitments tech owes

And now Anthropic and OpenAI might not even IPO
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What is the panic even about? Isn't this just normalization after yesterday's pump?
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>>62861594
Falling knife my friend
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>>62861618
cocks
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>>62861618
really not that much compared to some operators of heavy machinery or pilots
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Is SOXL die?
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>>62861490
without trying to sound doomer, no. i don't think so. the gravy train has to end eventually and this could very well be it for at least a few months if not most of the next year.
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>>62861637

Anthropic and OpenAI are dead. That’s 2 trillion in demand via cloud or chips that disappears from the tech sector
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>babe poster went all in on intel and soxl
>soxl is down 73% for the month
>intel down 53% for the month
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>>62861626
Uhhhh, bonds?
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>>62861565
>macro just isn't there
how do you figure? could you not have said the same thing in the dotcom bubble?
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STAMPEDE FOR THE EXITS, SELL EVERYTHING, ITS SO FUCKING OVER
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>>62861658
its not funny to laugh at the dead anon
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>>62861637
>>62861654
There are fears they might not even IPO and if they do they're raise less than $10 billion each which doesn't come close to the $2 trillion they owe everyone.
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That was the bottom.
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phew I would be really upset right now if my entire portfolio was only tech. Good that noone can really be that stupid
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>>62861667
Rest in piss faggots
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>>62861654
SAAR SAAR SAAAAAAAAAAR NO SAAR
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>>62861661
I'm not American I don't know which ones are good
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Remember remember, the 5th of November.
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um...when do we stop nose diving?
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>>62861287
I can't say I pay much attention the the boyfriend, but having reviewed things now, I see he got hemmed on Nvidia, and then shorted Micron after it was already crashing from the June peak.
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>>62861640
SCHD is a bounce house
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>"ANTHROPIC’S EXPECTED IPO VALUATION DROPS FROM $1.5 TRILLION TO $500 BILLION"

>"CITES "SURPRISING" LACK OF INVESTOR DEMAND"

OHHHHHH SHIT FUCK NIGGERS
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Is it finally happening guys, is it actually over?
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>>62861674
heh
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Literally not a single green candle on my god I’ve never seen this in my life
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So I've been DCAing into SOXL for the past few months. My average cost is still $130. Should I kms?
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>>62861648
Sell it and buy SOXS now you're already late but there's still time. No matter what happens between now and then SOXS is going to $100 by December.
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>>62861552
We had a retard that started jerking off in the hallway in high school
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>sold SOXL at 40 something at the end of 2025
>miss the ride to 300
>it's back to 40

ha i win in the end
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>>62861693
nigga its over
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>>62861693
that would actually be pretty reasonable
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>>62861693
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>>62861695
Nope. Now you buy SPXS and SQQQ calls for cheap
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>>62861681
Meh, stay in cash then. Every stock is risky atm.
>>62861705
DON'T fucking buy SOXS at the top.
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>>62861693
WHERE'S THE SOURCE
I BELIEVE IT BUT WHERE'S THE SOURCE
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>>62861693
Dario focussed to hard on frontier models over consumer slopp machines
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>>62861672
You underestimate the stupidity of the panicant. They will sell even at a 90% loss because they're scared their stock will dip in value by 3%
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>>62861674
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>>62861693
Who would have guessed this guy was scamming the world?
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I lost 120k euros in the past month and I'm a 31 year old kissless handholdless virgin

it's never been more over
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>>62861618
FemJensen is sexo, he should transition
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>people finally finding out that these ascended chatbots has no actual use at all beyond making some work easier for experts
I can't believe boomers and Gen X losers actually thought they could replace the workforce
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Even my small caps took a beating today. But it doesn't matter. TNA is still going to 100 dollars.
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LORD BOGDANOFF HAS RISEN FRO. THE ABYSS TO UNLEASH HIS VENGEANCE!!!! SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
https://files.catbox.moe/0he5cy.mp3
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I dont actually care if its a bubble, but if someone takes away Opus 5.5 from me Ill be livid
its such a good tool
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>>62861552
high libido = high test
you should be jerking off 24/7 and having wet dreams every single night
if you ain't jorking it right now you're a pansy soi boy faggot
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>>62861721
It's fake. It went down from 2T to 1.5T. A drop in 500b.
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WTFWT
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>>62861730
almost every major guy in tech looks like he has tons of gore videos on his hdd's.
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>>62861518
Difference now is that Donny boy can’t tweet out of his way from it
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>>62861725
NVDA is getting fucked... however...
KO is hanging in there. Hope.
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Slurp
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>>62861733
Are you me?
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>>62861735
customer support is a low hanging fruit yet the AI autists fucked that up too
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>>62861742
It will just be acquired by someone like Microsoft or Amazon. This whole drop off is basically a stupid people test for those that went all in on random Ai companies
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>long term corporate bonds are green
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Fun fact : the 5 years performance of SOXL is now... -26%
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here comes the pump do da do do
here comes the pump
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so where's my free 5090
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CORE WEAVE BONDS GOING OVER 17% INTEREST
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>>62861718
You think this is the top? It's gonna be $160 by march
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>the eu markets, even wit spy being down 3%, barely closed in red
will the europoor indexes be unaffected by this dump? i think traders there will have a hard time relating to being scared of the left.
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>be brazilian
>half my money in Brazil
>half my money in the US
>usually when one goes down the other goes up
>two collapses in less than a month
where the fuck can I even invest now? Europe is fucked, Japan is fucked, Americans just fucked AI
it's so over
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I would have expected the opposite thing to happen, like software slop corpos that invested hundreds of billions in hardware for ai like MSFT, GOOG, AMZN should be going down while semiconductors already cashed our so they should be safer, weird, oh well I am not invested so I don't care I hope they all go to zero.
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IHF down. Wat
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>>62861761
Instead of just funding basic development, the idiots actually just decided to do it live and got exposed hard
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>>62861773
HAHAHAHA
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>>62861776
>american education
Closed two hours ago, mate.
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>>62861776
EU has no AI, what do they even trade, pakis?
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So most of AI valuation was based on Trump allowing them to do whatever they want huh
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>sandisk can have 20 -10% days until it reaches 100, where it may be heading
kek
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any day MU takes a dump is a good day
POS stock
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>>62861769
You were saying?
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NIGVIDEA IS OFFICIALLY RED FOR THE YEAR
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>>62861773
I was gonna buy core weave puts on Monday but chickened out because I thought it dumped too much already fml
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>>62861805
>POS stock
how?
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>>62860431
What does it all mean basically?
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>>62861807
Holly shit
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>>62861663
Back then a lot of genuine dogshit got pumped for some reason and all of that dogshit went down hard once the chicken crossed the road. Todays QQQ isn't really comparable to the dogshit that inhabited the index in 2000 AD. There's some of it, but not by a huge margin like back then. If you're young and it dumps hard this is an opportunity, don't let the FUD get to you. There's an anon that likes to post the Shiller p/e to compare it to 2000 tech but the earnings are catching up, so I don't think its relevant, especially if we're dumping.
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Surely it cant get any lower
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>B-b-b but the m-m-midterms are always bullish
GET FUCKED BAGGOTS AND BULLS MCD WON CONSUMER DEF WON PEP WON EVERYTHING ELSE BAGGIES FUCKING LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62861764
IT IS OVER
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>>62861813
Some bad IPO's and a lot of cancelled deals means investors have completely lost convidence in the AI rollout being profitable

Which is really bad because there is $4 trillion in debt betting on it working lmao
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>ΜU PE down to 9
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>>62861807
i hate FUDDERS
i hate anti ai luddites
i hate gamers
NVDA should be trading at 400 dollars a share
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>>62861807
thats actually pretty crazy
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>>62861807
lmao
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Legendary thread
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IM FULLL OF CUM AND MONEY (the cum is in my balls not my ass not gay or a woman thank you)
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>O is up 0.3% in the green
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i'd kek if intcel goes back to 20. you'd know that millions of retail traders would have held from 140, all the way down. it'd be one of the grandest bagholdings in history.
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>>62861668
>if they do they're raise less than $10 billion each

you are retarded. kys and never talk again
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>>62861807
The Fortress has fallen.

What are we gonna be drinking tonight? NO GUNS OR RUSSIANS! Trying Rye Whiskey straight after a suggestion.
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Oil bros we are getting diddled
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>>62861777
If the markets are crashing, holding cash IS an investment.
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>>62861807
>Nvidia reported second-quarter revenue of $96.2 billion (or $96.22 billion) for the quarter ended July 26, 2026 (Q2 Fiscal 2027)
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>>62861839
Suck my ass we're lucky if they IPO at all now lol
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>spy -4.1%
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>>62861839
Desperate cope from a shit colored ID
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>>62861818
If you think this is bad just wait until tomorrow.
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>>62861807
Democrats' fault.
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>>62861825
get rekt faggot, luddites won
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>>62861850
Bidens market yup
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nasdaq circuit breaker is pretty close
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>>62861658
darling stop. yes i'm down a lot of money but i still believe. i love you and i'm going to come out of this stronger.
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>nvidia -9%
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Oil didn't even truly wake up yet.
You've seen nothing yet.
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>>62861854
what are this mean of this? bad for my rupees?
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>>62861854
How do Indexes even have circuit breakers they're not real
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>>62861854
650 is rock solid no chance
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>>62861848
10 billion you are retarded too if you believe that.

fuck you dumbass
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>dems elected to save economy
>immediately tank it on accident
See you guys in 2 years where we wildly swing the other direction. Boomers should've sold their homes cheaper to prevent zoomers from being single issue economy-voters
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>>62861855
>yes i'm down a lot of money
That's an understatement, posts losses faggot
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>>62861846
Yup that's a big one alright. Let's see what happens when actual panic sets in.
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just buy some calls man
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Miss me yet, anon?
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>>62861857
everything is fucking red
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guys i haven't been here since 2006, can i finally sell my INTEL bags from the dotcom bubble?
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>>62861854
why is there no circuit breaker for bull runs?
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>>62861860
dont worry our oil stocks will still manage to go down -5% well barrels are trading at $200
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>>62861868
The stock market isn't the economy as the voter understands it
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>>62861868
Dems are faggots but the stock market is not the economy nor does it imply economic strength.
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how in the genuine nigger fuck is Walmart still up on a 5 day chart
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>>62861890
market pricing in a recession
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>"JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
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>>62861876
MSFT, GOOG, META and AMZN should be down 20% at least double compared to semiconductor stocks shit makes no sense
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>>62861890
dems will stop the tariffs
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>>62861869
no. and i want you to treat me with respect and courtesy. i remember when you loved me you didn't want to show this ugly side of you to me, and i remember when you wanted to make positive changes. you disappoint me so much.
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>>62861890
Unironically real economy.
But agreed this over 40 PE meme really emphasis how bad the bubble is
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>>62861895
it's all ogre
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>>62861895
panic sell everything
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>>62861895
oh no
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>>62861895
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>>62861880
Only when GME is getting squoozed
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>>62861885
>>62861887
>I-IT'S NOT THE ECONOMY!!!
are still doing this? It's been 50 years now, time to admit the stock market and investments in general are directly linked to the modern economy.
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I AM LETTING EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM A RETAIL BOTTOM 98% QUINTILE TRADER AND I AM GOING ALL IN ON THIS DIP
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You guys didn't buy copart didnt buy MCD didnt buy PEP didn't buy gaw but instead bought fancy sounding tech stuff with no p/es or p/es that are only low due to a extrapolation of peak demand into the future
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yjk they will pump this tomorrow
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>>62861895
Oh fuck it keeps getting worse.
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>>62861914
+3% into a -4% into a +4% would definitely be a 2026 market moment
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>>62861914
Lolno. There's a reason algos are hedging the circuits breaker without never touching it.
Round 2 tomorrow.
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be honest with me guys. if I go to sleep and check the markets again tomorrow will it be even redder?
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>>62861914
with Iren's earnings I'm not so sure anon
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HAHAHAHAHA HE GOT LIQUIDATED A SECOND TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62861914
this dead cat is going to be bouncing all the way down to hell
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>>62861925
>he bought the literal top of mu
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>>62861925
Imagine giving your money to that lesbian
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>>62861918
And then the +4 will take 2 weeks just to get pissed away in 30 minutes again
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>>62861925
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>62861807
YTDcopers?
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>>62861925
Genius brothers I don't feel so good...
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>>62861925
I'm starting to think he might not be the AI investment genius they claim
>>
bread
>>62861926
>>62861926
>>62861926
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New thread is up, let's not split and regroup
>>62861926
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>>62861921
It may just be equally as red.
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>>62861693
Claudebros... are they gonna increase the prices again...?
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imagine the smell of power hour
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>>62861934
you are petty and cowardly and you need me, i'm the only one that can guide you right
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>>62861910
It's not linked to anything it is literally just perception.
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>line refuses to go up
guess I'll have to change to fx trading now
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>>62861895
It’s over



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