Fake ai girlfriend edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous thread>>62863952
shitty jewish thread
>>62864349Can OP be perma banned already for baking at 200 replies? Annoying faggot
>>62864370At least there is somebody manning the oven diligently. Glass is half full.
>>62864370Op is a fag and probably not all in at the end of day. Double fag.
No end of day bounce, after hours down another -0.50%. I’ve never seen this. Just relentless selling from the open nonstop. Why are they doing this to us
>>62864349what I dated a girl like that that's fake to you lol
First for I'm super excited about the market.
>>62864415firstime?.jpg
Limit order placedThis has ensured an overnight reversal to avoid letting me buy. You are welcome
Me, a brown man born in America, seeing how the US is self sabotaging itself
>>62864415literally all I had to do was to short the index at any point during the day for free money why am I so retarded?
>>62864367My post>>62864348Thanks anon, you give me hope. Delusional hope but I'm grateful regardless>>62864368Digital paper silverMy internet insults hit harder
>>6286441810/10 neck down. 5/10 neck up, like most asians, sadly.
COCK IT AND PULL IT
>>62864434I fucked up. I don't deserve to get richMy only chance of acting tough is holding forever
>>62864434if hyperinflation occurs silver will make you rich
>>62864446Drilling Tools will save us...
>>62864431If you could predict the future, you would know what to say and do to bang hotties and when to leave when sex is giving diminishing returns at the exact moment of relationship peak
>>62864425Shes got those orangutan titties.
is all this very bad for Anthropic ipo?
>For the past week, SOXLsissies said buy the dipHow's that working out for you there.
>>62864460no in fact you could say this entire climate is a smokescreen for ipo liquidity
shit thread is dead
>>62864370this
Kys fags
>>62864457If I could predict the future I wouldn’t waste my time with such frivolity. I would immediately go to my future wife and soul mate, but I would not speak with her, because I could see the pain of losing her. I would watch her from afar, forever longing for what could never be, and I’d write a bunch of gay poems I’d put in newspaper ads that I know she won’t read(because I can see the future)
What are the odds the big fat memory dump was caused by an other hedge fund going belly up like Situational Awareness did (almost) a few months back?
>>62864463wait 2 more weeks and you'll see
>>62864460Yes, however they might end up oversubscribed anyway.
>tfw sitting on a bunch of cash>tfw looking at that SP500 How low will it go boys?
>>62864460lmao
YOU OPENED THE CALL, I SOLD
>>62864485700
>>62864349Where does the SP 500 bounce?TommorowMondayDown 10%Down 20%
>>62864425Stop posting midget porn
AAAAAAnd soxl is red again
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>62864480>trillion dollar valuation for a company that doesnt make money
>>62864455>if hyperinflation occurs silver will make you richIf hyperinflation doesn't occur silver will make you poor
>>62864490Finally saw this movie. Rought start... Last 25% was great till the homeless guy turned into a Dragon though. The cat and mouse part was very well done.
>>62864480kek
I only wish I had sold SOXL a week ago.
the bright side is kospi will be so heemed it can't go down more after that we'll see but by next week we should be at least able to see how things go without the fud
>Trump has caused 2 The Big Ones now3 if you count covid
Kopsi will be green
>>62864504if you're buying silver for a hedge against hyperinflation it can't make you poor
>>62864495gimmie thursday next week
>>62864517What you in China or someting?
>>62864499You're laughing. Scoopsies is losing thousands and you're laughing?
>>62864510I went from +150k on KORU to -100k on Koru in 21 days, and the party has just begun.
>>62864513And have gone up bigly. covid, tariff day and war day.
HOLY FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED MRNA IT'S SUCH AN EASY SHORT DO IT
I got 45000 in CSHI ready to be deployed. I didn't get baited too bad today, bought some MU and SNDK at the last hour and they still went down kek.
>>62864519>buy shiny rocks instead of food, housing and healthcare>nobody wants to trade food, housing, or healthcare for your shiny rocks>"I'm rich!"
>>62864425Why does this ugly whore keep getting roles?
>>62864504>fudding silver unironicallyYou have to be 35 to post here
iam down just -2%
I got absolutely murdered today. All my dreams of becoming financially independent utterly ruined. Suicide has been more tempting than now.
>>62864517nope
>>62864536I just think they are neat, though Im down 33% and 33k in 2 weeks...
zoom out
>>62864535She has a lame body but her face is very pleasing
I hate women and minorities.
Cashbros, what's our entry point?
>>62864551Tonight when I get home on a cheeky SOXS
>>62864533Somebody in fact always wants to buy shiny rocks throughout all of human history especially when they're worth more
>>62864548I miss Weinstein so much its unreal.
>>62864544Please tell me you didnt actually invest in gayhorse?
I slurped an early stage biotech and just commercially approved biotech.Time will tell if I made a mistake
How many of you run when fear and the vix are high instead of buying everything you can?
>>62864560100k, 3 weeks ago. I laughed at all the anons years ago but as inflation hedges went I kind of liked it.
>>62864559>jewish hagswew
Its.finna dump once u buy in yt boi
I need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I needHey, heyWell I need a dollar dollar, a dollar that's what I needHey, heySaid I need dollar dollar, a dollar is what I needAnd if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with me?Bad times are comin' and I reap what I done sowedHey, heyWell let me tell you somethin' all that glitters ain't goldHey, heyIt's been a long old trouble, long old troublesome roadAnd I'm looking for somebody come and help me carry this loadI need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I needHey, heyWell I need a dollar dollar, a dollar that's what I needWell I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground'Cause everything around me is falling downAnd all I want is for someone to help meWell I need a dollar dollar, a dollar that's what I needHey, heySaid need a dollar dollar, a dollar is what I needHey, heyWell I need a dollar dollar, a dollar that's what I needAnd if I share with you my story would you share your dollar with meCome on share your dollar with meGo ahead share your dollar with meCome on share your dollar, give me your dollarShare your dollar with meCome on share your dollar with me
>>62864551Our wait will finally be rewarded, and it appears our best bet is to short.>>62864530Short in the green! It's an endless cycle of headlines misleading people into believing they cured cancer and then these NOOBS finding out they didn't. Today's 10% dip may be due to the massive tech exit spooking nearly everyone else.
>>62864541it's only ruined when you sell
>>62864551soxx when it hits 30-50 in a few months or spy at 600-625
>>62864541all you had to do was sit this one out bro
>>62864551plan to begin slurping on leverage at 7k S&P/25k nasdaq
>>62864530>Blockbuster cancer treatment in pipeline>Potential for more>Easy shortWhat?
>>62864559I suddenly want to mix meat and dairy..
>>62864568I hope so. I have more to deploy.
>>62864577My plan too if VOO hits down 10%. I doubt it happens but I can dream. 1/5th every 10% dump.
Dude are you serious? This is the first candle we get of futures? STOP FUCKING SELLING THE BOTTOM
>>62864415>Just relentless selling from the open nonstop. Why are they doing this to usNo shit bitch. It's almost like the market has been 20-25% inflated (honestly ever since COVID nevermind since AI).Tbh until I see SOXL at literally 0 I dont consider the bubble popped.
>>62864591How is it the bottom if they keep selling?
Soo ... who had it worst today? SOXLkeks? Sneed holders? QQQ/SPY call havers?
dead thread made by jews
Too god damned poor to buy the dip to any meaningful degree. Oh yeah let me buy 200$ so I can get 20% return in a year. I fucking hate being young AND broke in this economy.
>>62864579I should watch cruel intentions again as a horny old man. Bet you it be good now.
>>62864415>never seenmeh. Happens during severe volatility. You're fine just don't, ya know, do something stupid like, ya know, panic sell.You weren't thinking anout panic selling were you?
>>62864601Nigga
Back in my day SPY used to have daily back to back 10% red candles when it crashed. This is pussy shit!
>>62864551I just exited SOXL with massive losses but if it goes back to 5 dollars I am buying all over again.The important part this time is to fucking sell and stay out anywhere over 20.
>while the tech sector loses literal trillions Krispy Kreme is up 30%the virgin AI faggot vs the Chad tasty donut lmfao
>>62864591That’s a bullish candle bro
NVDA is bankrupt. It will be a penny stock tommorow. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Whats this pattern called?
>>62864602Yeah, that was a good one.
>>62864611Gaping Anus
>>62864591>But muh communist moslem trannies
>>62864604Shhh keep it a secret
>>62864611Goldilocks (and the Three Bears)
any update from korean bros? has that crazy woman who live cam reacted?
Pleass tell me this is temporary and my younger poorfag brother still won't be able to afford a graphics card next year
>"SOUTH KOREA TABLES IDEA OF NATIONAL HOLIDAY TOMORROW TO AVOID KOSPI TRADING"That's fucking hilarious
>>62864624>KORUIm telling you, they are dead. Each and every one an heroed. Its ogre.
>>62864611Last move was an uptick. Bullish.
>>62864625A 5070 will cost $10k by the end of the month.
>>62864578>the company that created a turbocancer injection is going to treat cancerhell yeah bropeople can run around and buy into all these faggot stories about superintelligence or space mining or cancer cures because everybody has been playing off of systematic correlation selling. if that goes, which this is exactly what it would look like as it starts to, all of this nonsense retarded shit implodes. STRC MRNA NVDA GM ARKK
>>62864596>Tbh until I see SOXL at literally 0 I dont consider the bubble popped.This line of thinking is how you short the bottom and then revenge short the rallyfyi
There's too much money in the korean market already to dip buy. They had already resorted to margin to get more cash into the market. They can't bid you up. t. short dram
>>62864625>>62864626Anon... I...
yeah im sure CRISPY CREME moving like a shitcoin is not a cause for concern
>>62864625>>62864632B200 spot prices are up, and that commodity has no contango. Thats why this whole crash, with both chips and hyperscalers falling in tandem makes no sence.
>>62864606Niggers don't understand SOXL will never go to zero but that doesn't mean your port won't.They always rebalance and reverse split when it gets too low.Your $5 in SOXS would actually be 2.5¢ from the 1:10 and 1:20 reverse splits this year.
im about to ape into tqqq talk me out of it
>>62864624
>>62864639I'm going to start buying their donuts like NFTs, hording them in my drawer to sell later for 10000x gains.People will take donuts to get graded and slabbed. Billionaires will trade donuts back and forth, prizing them for their glaze patterns.AI is gone, now is the time of the donut market.
you /smg/gers did this to me…. you tricked me into buying stonks with your charm and good looks…
>>62864645Right move, Im waiting for a better entry though.
>>62864646please someone save her...
>>62864653:c
damn time to start over
>>62864644That's true but SOXL has a much better history of gains over its many years of existence versus SOXS, because tech is generally bullish.I'd be surprised if SOXL actually did go down so hard off of this that it reverse split. I'm still expecting a bounce around 30, but I sold because I would hate myself more than I already do if it went to 5 or 10 and I became a giga bag holder. At least I "only" lost 50%.
>>62864660>SoldBro, thats the one rule of 3x. No selling.
lmao what are they doing
It keeps dumping o_O
>>62864655whats a better entry, i will kms if it giga pumps tomorrow and i didnt buy
>>62864665*at a loss.
>>62864665>the one rule is completely antithetical to why 3x exists in the first placeoh ok
>>62864669I went all in in sandisk before close. Oh shit oh god it's fucking over isn't it
>>62864669WTFWT
The dumping continue
So when do I get my $5k stimmy?>>62864349jannies big mad
>>62864665My average was 112 man. With the way things are going, I just don't trust that SOXL will make it back there.It might, when all this air clears, but I won't allow myself to become a crazed bagholder. It hurt so bad to sell, I vomited today. My account has been eviscerated. Still, at least I'm left with something workable.
I have been here since 2018 and this is by far the scariest shit I have seen so far. I have witnessed corona and the april tariffs in 2024 and they dont even come close. This is basically a 2001/2008 kind of scenario. Once every decade. I wish selling would be an option but with how things are going there will be no escape. No shiny metals, no cash, no properties, no value stocks, no hedging, no crypto, no index fund. We will suffer and some of us will probably LITERALLY die.
I dumped some of my tech stocks today.
>>62864682Unfortunately Republicans shit their pants so you will be paying reparations instead.
>>62864670It could, and when it snaps I think it will snap hard >>62864643.Im personally waiting for SP500 to drop 10%. But ill be deploying 700k.My reason is for what I just said. If you are going to play 3x never sell at a loss. Don't buy anything you wont hold for a decade down 90%.
my asshole hurts brosim getting gaped
QQQ -8%lmao
>>62864684
>>62864686lol
>>62864687gib me my mone back
>>62864673What we really need is 1.25x-1.5x ETFs with a reasonable expense fee for long term holds, but for whatever reason the product doesn't exist.
>>62864686How many weeks do I have to prepare, precisely?
What'd I miss? Anything good?
>>62864633also QUBT and LUNR but those have already imploded, probably even better shorts honestlyadditionally: deja vu. early may 2025 V held up really well for no discernable reason when vol started to break out (the only thing i can think is some weird XLF arb? i don't fuckin know.) it's behaving the similar
How the fuck is QQQ dumping more after hours lol
What will happen during Korean hours?
>>62864698Somewhere in the range of 2 weeks.
Is it even worth putting money in tech stocks right now? Feels like every aspect is about to tank, not just AI.
is there even a turn around for tech bros? there is nothing left to pump the bubble
>>62864699nah you're just in time to watch worst korea get obliterated
SELL EVERYTHINGTOTAL LIQUIDATIONDIE THE DEATHTHE GREAT EQUALIZER
>JUST IN: President Trump says the stock market suffered "one of the worst days in history" because of the midterm election results.>"Do not fear, however, we will soon…be bigger and stronger than ever before."
>>62864707slurp the dip mmm yes
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
>>62864676omg you fool>t. SNXX anon
>>62864707I think its a good idea to wait for another SPY -10%, or an obvious reversal pattern.
>>62864551Waiting for SOXL single digits and Anthropic's shambles IPO + Coreweave bust. After that, 5x leveraged long NASDAQ and we're entering the golden age.
>>62864712fake news, every man for his self
>>62864709If you're smart you'll invest in kneepads not tech.
>BREAKING: TRUMP ORDERS AIRSTRIKES >PENTAGON WITHDRAWS ALL FORCES FROM THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ>WILL BOMB TEXAS, KANSAS AND OHIO
>SPY down 5%
>>62864684I get it, and I feel for you man. Thats so shitty.Ive done a lot of research on leverage, and all my friends hate it. I just think as long as you never sells a loss you cant get into that much trouble but soxl isn't like your average index so who knows.If it makes you feel better I had 125k shares I sold at $22 that would have put me at 50m. So not like I know what Im doing but just a rule Ive set for myself as what you described is what kills most margin users.
>>62864709The entire 2023 rebound was built on AI hype. Shit is about to get fucked.
Who's waiting for Korea32 mins to the openhttps://trade-dialer.com/is-korea-exchange-open-now
>>62864703American voters did a Brazil. This is a pretty mild reaction all things considered.
sandisk is 2 p/e, so what happens if the stock goes to zero but it still makes record profit? where does that money go? do they start giving out dividends that are worth 100% yield?
>>62864719Based
SOXLSGODS WE'RE TURNING GREEN OOOOOOOOO
>>62864709I took it all and am pumping her
>>62864551Waiting for a solid confirmation. This is giga nigger tier levels of ass raping I have not seen since Covid.Play your cards right, this is the time were real money is made.
>>62864723Make new kneepad and related accessories
kopsi better fucking dump im sticking around to see what it does because smiggas been hyping it up all day
>reached the july low in 1 daily candlewhat the actual fuck
>>62864606If it goes to $5 I'm going full retard. Suicide stack for sure.
>stocks crashing >65% chance we get a fed hike next month やめる!
It's so funny that it pumped for one day so they could drop their bagsI hope you sold
>>62864734We've still got the Whitehouse so Trump can veto everything until the next Blunami in 2028
>>62864710Okie dokie. Forgive me if I rest my peepers a bit before then, the clapperboard will get me up. Use it early if things heat up!
>>62864738IT WAS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE AAAAAAA
>>62864736They give a bonus payment to their workers, pay dividend to investors and pay taxes
>>62864719This is the correct play.
is Lum poster still here? his soxl bags must be pretty heavy right now
>>62864686Yeah and you learned to slowly get ready to buy the pants off the dip as hard as possible, right?Right?
Ouch.Still buying calls though :)
Hmmm so will the right successfully blame the democrats who aren’t even in office yet for the fuck-ups of their war and the most obvious bubble in human history? Stay tuned!
>>62864752there's no doubt in my mind bussyant is dumb enough to do it again overnight
>>62864736share buybacksyou want to sell? cool they'll buyoh you ran out? too bad now real people can buy and not piece of shit toilet paper hand faggots who short perfectly good stocks
owning SOXL causes brain damage
>>62864768Same, except shares.
>>62864766yes I did and I have cash available to do so but I am sure spy has at least another 20-25% to give before I even think about buying anything.
>>62864770Market is forward looking.
For everyone looking for an entry, its time to get in.
>>62864777Good lad
>>62864780no its not lol, thats just BS the pundits say
>>62864781In to what?
every time nasdaq lost 5% or more, the next day was also a red day.
>>62864733DEATH
99% of the modern stock market is just geopolitics. If you can reasonably predict foreign policy the rest is simple. Market analysis and looking at charts and all this gay shit isnt worth a shit if you can reasonably assume America will bomb the shit out of Iran and pump oil to the stratosphere and make insane bags out of it. And then sell once you believe Trump will TACO and buy the assets that dropped. It is literally that easy.
>>62864780If the market was genuinely forward looking it would’ve shit itself to a real correction when Hormuz was clearly unable to be opened.
>>62864791Tomorrow is NFP report day, right before the weekend fears of Trump going schizo on Iran. Next week is CPI report day, newsflash inflation is a SHIT, and on the same day Coreweave revenue report after close! Expect DEATH!
this is horribleim only up 270% now instead of 300%
>>62864790a man's assbeing gay adds 15 points to your IQTHEY don't want you to know this one simple trick to growing your brain
>>62864791I have it on good authority that its different this time.
>>62864781>>62864790>its time to get in.
Trump will either act now or never.
>>62864759Thank goodness we have extended hours now.
>>62864812Nuke Iran! Crash it all to 10%!
hey warsh, could you please turn on the money printer just a little bit?
>>62864810>>62864781>>62864790Make fun of it retardI just know you'll buy the topNow is a great time to get in.the best time to get in all year.
>>62864781Retard advice. Not even a small uptick at end of closing and it's continuing to drop after hours. It'll be red all week.
>>62864611Widow maker
>>62864797Why would it? We're an oil exporter, the rational reaction was for VDE to outperform VTI, not for VTI to crash. That did happen.
KEK NIKKEI FUTURES -10%Can't wait to see that shit SoftBank go under. BASED ED ZITRONWASRIGHT
>new Kurumi episode>stocks melt downLiterally every time LOL
If you plant money on the ground, will it grow trees of money?
How bad is the KOSPI open going to be?
>AAPL got bullied for not investing heavily into ai>is one of the few stocks holding up well today
henlo mister kevini am ready to dieplease commence the process
>>62864821I'm already 95% invested. I'm spread razor thin with my good goy points even though I want to slurp more.
What will the 2027-happening be from Trump, a new war?
>See, the company is buying back its own stock, they're smart, there's no way they're buying the topLmaoing at them burning their miney when they could have done literally nothing and be better for it.
the bleak reality,they'll ban technological progress to preserve bullshit jobsThey're going to make it basically impossible to do AI inference for public consumption,existing inference will be converted to trainingAI model use will be locked to internal company use only, and a very limit number of fortune 500 customers,so Anthropic is doing to do its biotech pivot, and will use all its inference itself.OpenAI and Anthropic will use their models for themselves,and allow the government access, as well as some fortune 500 companies.Climbing up in wealth will become basically impossible,you'll be locked in where you are now.The wealth gap will accelerate exponentially,the mass consumer will die. No more mass consumption,so companies like Walmart, Costco, and other companies that cater to the budget consumer will go under.they'll be replaced by companies that cater to the high income consumer, or pivot to that.No more staples. 90% of consumers won't be able to afford toilet paper,and toilet paper companies will pivot to selling silk toilet paper to the wealthy.Just like they effectively banned nuclear energy in the 1970s.
>>62864837I'm 99% invested, but a third is energy and healthcare.Down slightly but feeling just fine. Now to figure out when to rotate back to market weight.
>>62864840also GM by the way
>>62864839Death.
>>62864825>It'll be red all week.anon it's already the end of the week
>>62864750皆全部死ぬまでね
>>62864833
>>62864843NO. NOT EUROPIFICATION
>>62864840This is the case for special dividends instead of buybacks, even with the tax drag. Generally when a company has spare cash and when the stock is performing well line up, and having spare cash and the stock dipping do not often line up well.
C'MON ED ZITRONI I NEED TO SEE A NEW VID
>>62864825>the stock market didn't do a reversal in the last hour, that means in 6 months, it will be -80%!!!This is so obviously a temporary drop. Zero metrics have changed. Democrats aren't going to do shit, nor can they since Trump can veto everything so thats not a real problem.This also isn't the firs time its happened, just look at the chart and you see big drops all the time, even THIS YEAR.You should only sell if you are moving to a better position or tax reasons, shorting AFTER everything dropped is just stupidity.
>>62864843This would lead to the biggest brain drain in American history tho. I doubt that
>>62864843If they do that in 10 years China wil utterly rape USA.
10 minutes until Kimchi open...
>>62864837in that case, keep your 5% cashif there's actually a 40% correction,you can deploy 100%>>62864844I was similar to you,and I started rotating out of energy at $95.Completely out now. Still in healthcare, and still overweight healthcare.If I were you, I'd rotate out of energy now,buy the dip on tech,wait for deeper correction, then rotate out of healthcare, or continue to hold healthcare if there's no deeper correction. I wouldn't sell healthcare yet, or only a little.
>>62864856Zitron genuinely needs to do a gamer live stream and just read the headlines in real time and do reactions. Just go live on youtube and play minecraft or something.
Iran War will restart either this weekend or next weekend, oil will surge, stocks are already pricing in the event and oil is following. All you need to know is if military hardware is stationed in the US for a potential strike force, which it is, meaning that its just an inevitability and you should probably buy oil while its still cheap, cus Trump has no reason to buy time and TACO anymore. I predict constant war until January as Trump before had to buy time to stop the war from escalating, now he has no time and needs to resolve the war before the Dems can hinder his ability to.
If you think you're buying the dip in tech right now, you're going love the price even more when the NASDAQ is 30% lower next year.
>>62864856He's too busy fielding apology messages
>>62864856That man has to be the most smug dude alive. Called this shit months ago.
>>62864828ooooohhhhhhh
I will only daytrade I will only daytrade I will only daytrade I will only daytrade
>>62864861 Probably gonna circuit breaker on open
>>62864828>ED ZITRON>WAS>RIGHTlol. after being wrong for the past 2 years?
>>62864858>This is so obviously a temporary drop. Zero metrics have changed.Yes nigga that's the problem.AI slowing down while being nowhere close to delivering on its astronomic promises + data centers fuckeded + AI is a ticking time bomb because of how fast the assets depreciate = AI baggy rape.Institutional money will have left AI by the end of the month
I'm actually worried for Koreans. An entire nation of leveraged degenerates. How did that happen
>>62864827Because goods are transported from all over the globe and that transportation relies on petrol/diesel that isn’t exclusively exported by the US, and this increased cost is passed on to importers/consumers, hence the inflation that is only getting started. Who cares if oil exporters are making money when the input goods for everyone else are becoming more expensive? Prices are down on the heels of less demand (oil is always less in-demand during the northern hemisphere’s cooler seasons) and expectations that democrats will wrangle the tard and get peace.
>>62864872YESSSSSS BOBO! KILL MUMU!! KILL HIM GOOD!
>>62864877Economic nihilism as a result of their fucked up economy and society. It's the only way they think they will make it. Squid games shit.
STRIKES IN IRAN ALARMS IN JORDAN HOLY FUCK HE ACTUALLY DID IT SAP 500 IS ABOUT TO GO SUB 7k
>>62864868An anon posted this two days ago.
alright give it to me straight bros Kopsi red or nah?
>>62864868whats this mean? everyones hiding in cash?
>>628648885 mins - please be excited.
>>62864833Ironically apple silicon is some of the best hardware for actually running models locally.
KRX opens in five minutes!
>nikkei -7%
>>62864812nobody cares about fucking iran anymore, we have much bigger and more dangerous enemies to worry about: democrats
>>62864884Israeli artillery has begun striking positions in Lebanon again, and ports in Iran are reporting explosions https://x.com/Osint613/status/2118490418208026832
>>62864888Massively red. Koreans are over leveraged like crazy
Watch these gooks fucking pump this shit
>>62864888Liquefied into biofuel.
>>62864862>if there's actually a 40% correctionI feel in my bones that this is the bottom, but I'll keep some dry powder anyway.
>>62864888Total national collapse by the end of the day
>>62864892Thats intentional. Their whole angle is running ai natively on phones instead of using data centers
>>62864902Unfathomably based! MORE DEATH!
>>62864885what does this mean? submitting a designated alternate settlement bank info? does this mean they're saying that one or more of these settlement banks could fail, so you need to have a backup just in case?
the market has fallenbillions must die
>>62864876nothing is fucked, AI isn't slowing down. Just because google and intel are retarded doesn't mean everyone else is failing
>"Schwab forces everyone to sign out of TOS and requires signing of Overnight trading risk agreement to login."Oh fuggg :DDD
>>62864888Literally impossible for it to pump
>>62864896What the hell does Lebanon have to do with this? Israel out here just bombing everyone.
IM SO FUCKING SCARED BROS
OHIO GO SAYMASSOOOOH I'M SUMMONING THE BIG RED ONEA BIG RED DILDO OF PAINOOOH COME TO ME BIG RED ROCKET HEED ME WORDS
>3d glasses on>popcorn ready>front seat comfyready for the utter annihilation of korean economy
DO IT! DO A FLIP AS YOU CRASH AND BURN!
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE KIMCHEE
ULTIMATE NIGGER RAPING FUCKING BOTTOM SIGNAL BY THIS GENERAL
they're buying the dip!!! its over the market is saved!!!!!
Nice -2%Bubble popping postponed.
>>62864860China would have to create something.
meh, the koreans are tired from yesterdays sell off
KOREANS SAVED US. FUCK YOU SOXS FAGGOT NIGGERS
No! You should panic sell everything! Liquidate it all! Become biofuel!
>>62864911he says as as many as 12 Datacenter bans passed last Tuesday, every single one voted on, and many more to come with a Blue house.
bastard benchods i was promised total kopsi death
I've been on a leveraged gold bet since mayGold right now, is literally almost 15% effective exposure on my portfolio, gold and gold minors. positionally, it's much smaller.I've lost money on gold. I was up like 30% on gold toward the end of the summer, but the correction took all that,still down, but not that much. And gold is becoming a bulwark, holding up my portfolioAlso, recently bet on natural gas buy it at its extreme lows,and it's slowly coming alive.During the summer, gold and crypto held up my portfolio
oh there it is lol
bussyant gonna work his magic in asian hours innit'he
LOL
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>62864931>>62864933>>62864935>>62864937Korea is down 8% an fallign through the floorwhat even are these retarded bot posts?
ARE THE GOOKS DUMPING OR NOW
>>62864947Cope to such an insane degree they are hallucinating.
>>62864943Who gives a fuck what koreans think? I hate niggers
>>62864947>>62864951thats why SOXL is pumping? retards
>>62864947It takes a while for the reaction to set in, you dork! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS YEEESSSSS DARKNESS!!!
>>62864947They start trading vibes here on the extremes
the fuck is happening.
im going down with the ship bros
HAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>628649478% is like a once a week thing on the kospi
>>62864959HOLY SHIT
>>62864959DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA IT'S HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62864959uhm SOXL is pumping, retard?
>1m green>2m implodeThis is genuinely Looney Tunes cartoon running of a cliff shit.
Bruh
>>62864955>soxl is pumpingholy tard
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRADING HALT!?
why even trade on the kospi today, just cancel the trading day and reset the price down a circuit breaker and be done with it
>>62864974i think its already happened
>>62864959BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER
>>62864974kim jong un hacked it
>Sources tell me DAX is stable>Please God
>>62864932This cope still holy shit. Like 3/4 of everything is made there at this point. US only has big tech over China. And looks like this is coming to an end too.
open the KOSPI
my SOXL calls are doin a little sumn sumn
>>62864969This is like one of those red candles from that anime.
KRISPY KREME HAS FALLENTHE CHARTS ARE GONEYOU ARE NOW LIVING IN A CREEPYPASTA
>>62864909>does this mean they're saying that one or more of these settlement banks could fail, so you need to have a backup just in case?Yes
>>62864983HEHEHEHE
>+2.79% up AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62864986IRANIAN HACKERS TOOK DOWN KIRSPY KREME
Casual reminder that Copesi is inflated by a factor of 2 AT LEAST. This isn't even the appetizer to the main dish KEKARALDO
>>62864984because it's up ~3% AH?
https://www.sooplive.com/directory/category/Stocks/livethey are buying the dip
SOXL BROS WE'RE FUCKING BACK 50 EOD
>>62864982The Great China Cope is you.
So I didn't day trade only....and I'm glad I only went 10% into SOXS
Explain to me like I'm a retard why SOXL is going up AH but the koreans are dumping like mad? What am I not understanding about this?
>>62864889data centers are still more attractive than the Fed
>100% into cash since few weeks back waiting for historic dips after midterms>looks like it could just keep dipping for months Well at least I'm not losing money.
>>62864986>Stock market horror ARG.Kind of surprised this isn’t a thing already.
BREAKING NOODS KOPSI HITS FIRST CIRCUIT BREAKER
>>62864999yeah that 10% is fucking gone bro good call on not going full nigger>>62865000ngmi
>>62864994
>>62865000Apparently you CAN eat microchips.
this happened because you guys voted democrat. at the very least you should have full ported puts yesterday.
>>62865000Maybe general idea to create chaos to have a better exit
>>62865000there is fuckery afootno one can explain today's movements, they can try but we'll probably find out during the weekend (Then dump a tiny bit more on monday)
>>62864994Samsung trades at a whopping 9 trailing pe and Skhynix 6.That can come in and I'm short but overvalued it really isn't. What it is is over concentrated as a country and an index.
>>62864974It is halted.
>>62865000You lost, tranny. >>62865011This. Just not soxl puts.
>>62865000Korean is always laggard, US is the driver
i have rent to pay next week and don't have any more slurping money. this fucking sucks
>>62864998You people must be unironically retarded. They make the most electronics, cars, drones, ships. And just keep getting better every year. If BYD was allowed in USA Tesla would be dead in a year.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62865025THIS IS A GOOD THING
>>62865024The biggest problem China is if anything that they make too much stuff.
>>62865025>>62865028MY SOXL CALLS
>bro I'm holding DRAM until 2028 I'll get out before the bubble pops I know what I'm doingsmiggers actually believed this and paid 0.65% for it
COME ONRESUME THE TRADESCRASH MORE!
>>62865024its a government funded chink psyop to put western tech out of business
>>62865024Yeah but the Chinese government doesn't allow any of their companies to make decent returns on equity. The only buyable thing in the entire country is Tencent.
>>62864825Ok while you wait for the pico bottom(and miss it in your sleep) I’ll take the current discount
>>62865024Alright you're outta here bud!
Surely thats it for the kopsi right? no way they hit another circuit breaker
>>62865044Dude, what the fuck? You're ruining the mood!
>>62865031YESSS FUCK YOU SOXL PUT NIGGERS
>>62865032its going to make a new ATH next month anon, it can go up just as fast and it went down
circuit breaker ends in about 6 mins
Why on earth is SNDK pumping to this Korean tune?
>>62865044MU and Sandisk had a -17% and -22% drop.I don't expect less than at least a double digit drop on KOSPI.
>>62865006Now let's see if they hit the -15% breakers
>>62865052Everything is green LOL. Looks like we missed the bottom. Fuck.
Korea is flat lining
>>62865024So that's why no one in china buys tesla cars and tesla doesn't have a huge presence there right?
>>62864548Absolute retard. Sje looks like a goblin, an not in a hot way (/v/ has shown me that goblins are hot). Insane how far we've fallen.>>62864559This
>>62865044have i got a bridge to sell you
No way Kospi drops more, there was already buying pressure.
>>62865049This. All of this. Semi bears are retarded and will lose it all by open.
>>62865024cool story, ching chang chong
>>62865059Bro it's a circuit breaker...
>>62865054PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
it was halted for 20 minutes, it will resume soon.
>>62865060They sell 1/6 as much as BYD despite being a status symbol brand. While in USA and EU Tesla became a toxic brand.
>>62865053retard
>>62864505>homeless guy turned into a Dragon thoughYou aren't meant to understand that dumb shit, just ignore it. Didn't make sense as a kid to me and still doesn't. It was only like 10 seconds anyway. The what's your pleasure part is still cool.
>>62864781
I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
>>62865049Next month is probably too fast but early next year for sure. After it's 100% certain dems are not banning shit.
SOXL TO THE MOOOON
In 20 days,QQQ has dropped 13%
were all here btw>>62863952>>62863952>>62863952
someone bake a new bread you lazy niggers
>>62865083Not enough! I want it to drop until it has only two Qs left, only for crying!
NEW>>62865089>>62865089>>62865089
>>62865024You're functionally retarded if you trust cheap Chinese batteries. They make make everything but they're retarded on R&D and safety. What would be a lower bin for a western company gets sent right out by a Chinese one.
>>62865086Fag
I became a dirty soxeler today
