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White beauty edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62875246
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Thank you
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It's over
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First for Kopsi circuit breaker
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Get out and sell everything. I know you guys hate reddit and twitter but they have better alpha than you. I explained it here >>62875665

The Taiwanese cheater is getting a divorce. It's the end of the TECH trade. Sell and buy again in a few weeks. Don't rush. IT'S FUCKING OVER.
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oh dude, this will probably get nuked
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New thread. Time to lock in
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Nigger market
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BOOBA MILK MILK SUKI SUKI BOOBA MEE PLSS
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>>62875767
GAMERS RISE THE FUCK UP
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It's been public info for years that Nvidia and SMCI have inappropriate relationships with China. Until now, all of the espionage has been swept under the rug to avoid crashing the market. Buckle up.
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>>62875772
only if you say please
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Tech/semis/AI/crypto is finished. If you couldn't figure that out in the hours going into and after the midterms, you deserve what happens to your portfolio.
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>>62875739
Guys, Im sorry I ranted about white women in the last thread. Im a very small wpdicked Asian and Im very self conscious about your bwc. Ill go back on my meds
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>>62875767
God, Syria and Bashar!
https://youtu.be/YgiyWGyJcIc
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>>62875763

nigger I have zero NVDA I don't really care if that gook gets divorce raped. I havent bought that meme coin since it was like 100
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THREAD THEME:

https://youtu.be/SQG-ZwFBZRg

FALL

FAAAAAAAAAALL


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
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BIZ'S BIG SHORT
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Index fund passive investing bubble is popping. AI is just a small sideshow
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BEHOLD THE REASON THAT YOU'RE GETTING LIQUIDATED THIS WEEK
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my stoploss is my liquidation
niggers
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>>62875790
Even if you hate tech now would be the absolutely worst time to sell. You really think this is the 3 year high on AI. It will drop 60% only to drop 60% more than get aids and die.
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I once made a joke on reddit about how these Chinese lady spies were created in laboratories and god +10k downvotes and a shitton of insults. Like not even on 4chan you could get those levels of violence.
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Dont buy stock that have financials that dont make sense
*sip
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i'm bearish tech but holy fuck you guys are retarded. next time start with growth, inflation, liquidity, and positioning before you start foaming at the mouth about a headline you saw three hours before sunday futures open. mongoloids fuck you. bitch bloody
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Trump sisters...
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Who's all in SOXS on monday?
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>>62875813
This fucking faggot, lets kill him!
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>>62875739
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>>62875812
I already exited earlier in the summer. I expect a 10 year long bear market it in tech. Decels are in control.
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Avoid margin and you can't be liquidated. You'll simply have bad investment returns.
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>>62875805
go d morning mam i am rich brahmin ceo with many corporot secret i make you my wife now
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>>62875826
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>>62875822
The worst reaction I got on 4chan was this time I visted another board for the first time. I had this specific question and just posted a frog with my question, I don't know, I thought everyone loved frogs, and they all went nuts. Very weird reaction.
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>>62875816
Started to happen to SMCI in 2024, and was swept under the rug before it could fully crash, is about to happen to Nvidia.
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When bobo starts breaking out 50-60% posts i know its time to buy
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>>62875827
Funny you post that. My second best customer was from their. He was Amish... They leave that part out in the headlines.
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>>62875813
>joke
...does he know?
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>>62875813
Thats funny anon ill give you reddit gold for that post
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>>62875843
*What started to happen
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>>62875827
Luddites in charge and in control, how will they know there’s ai use? Let’s not worry about it
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>>62875843
don't remind me puts bro
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>>62875827
Chuddites should we move to Indiana?
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>>62875839
kek, /biz/ must be the only board that still likes frogs.
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>>62875835
I will never grasp how this was the #1 pornstar in the world. She's proof the world is gayer and browner than you could possibly imagine.
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I said buy it all Tuesday
That may be too soon now
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You were warned, many times.
Now you'll fucking repent.
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>>62875827
So if you ask gpt a question while in the city the cops just come and arrest you? Yeah okay.
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>>62875867
Wrong general retard
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Chinese sexo will only increase the price of NVDA. Mark my words froggies
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>>62875839
Only tranny boards hate frogs. You can judge the quality of a board by their propensity to post frogs.
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>>62875860
I laugh whrnever I see the term AI slop posted. We got onto AI art early as the only finince art we had before was a 12yrold girl statue about to get raped by a bull.
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>>62875875
doesn't matter had sex
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Fly
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>>62875862

she had self harm scars from cutting herself and the big dicks looked like they hurt her and she gave good head. was pretty based except for the nigger porn
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>>62875856
>Luddites in charge and in control, how will they know there’s ai use?
They'll hold an AI witch trial, see if the accused floats or drowns.
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>>62875867
I'm diversified so I'm comfy whichever way the wind blows. It's given me the opportunity to stack more than if I had only bought metals. Turning credit into more credit for more money!
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>>62875839
The rest of 4chan is beyond jaded and depressed. Most of /biz/ is either well off or a plan to be well off by a set time period so we have a laugh and just shitpost to our hearts content.
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>>62875839
Was it /jp/? There’s really autistic about anything that’s not Japanese being posted
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What did Jensen tell her?
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>>62875818
Hard doubt, even Trump is that dumb. But I could see this being a narrative they run with.

Does Jensen matter? Like I know he founded NVDA so him being forced out would be bad, but its like if say Elon stepped down from spaceX to give the extreme example, NVDA is highly valued due to the assumption its fundamentals are good due to AI, not because of any cult of personality Jensen has build around himself
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>>62875739
I love having sex with women. My girlfriends looks just like her.
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>>62875888
>she had self harm scars
Most pornstars do. The bidness is Jewish exploitation of girls from fatherless homes
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>>62875813
because reddit is full of chinks
most of social media is
do you people really not understand what is going on?
who do you think brainwashes the youth into socialism?
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when are they going to fix the tqqq and soxl computers
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>>62875885
Enjoying that 40%? Spiced it up with any leverage?
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>>62875900
Fag!
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>>62875897
Probably nothing. Didn't they already say they don't believe there was anything that compromised the company but need to do the investigation regardless?
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>>62875457
>huge charitable donations. So society benefits.
are you pretending to be retarded? The rich create charities they control and make tax deductible donations to them to reduce their taxes, then the charity's investments are tax free and a charity only needs to spend 7% of its money on its stated purpose. The rest is gravy. Its how super rich hide/protect their money and allow the safe transfer of generational wealth. If you have enough money and one other person you trust look into creating your own charity to get the same benefits.
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>>62875839
I worry sometimes on a friend
How do we protect the innocently deceived?
When to them it all appears the same, they show it by what they shout and what the seek: hate.

I've found the only thing that gets a foot in the door is to just be genuine and know that little kids just fight sometimes. It can get bloody. They do it because they know someone smarter will keep them from losing control and driving off the bridge to squash a fly.
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all the good pornstars paywall their content now leaving a gooner nothing but hentai and the bad pornstars who do that retarded laugh
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>Futures in 30
Im ready
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>>62875905
Wednesday
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>>62875893
unironically biz made me a lot of money with the endless soxl shilling
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>>62875908
Costco today was full of homosexual muslims and spics just like you. I hate going there on sunday but what are ya gonna do.
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>>62875897
By all accounts it was all to sneakily sell cards to China rather than any secret info (what info would he have anyway?)
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>>62875913

porn has been getting so shitty I've been having more sex with my girlfriend
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>>62875897
>Why contain it?
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>>62875899
There’s definitely a degree of a cult of personality with Jensen and at the end of the day he made everyone involved with the company big money over the last few years
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>>62875899
>Does Jensen matter?
The CEO matters - a LOT. A loser CEO means a loser company. A winner CEO and the company has a chance if the CEO can hire the right people and get the money to turn the place around. NVDA without Jensen is a risk of near future failure of the company.
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>>62875839
frogs are associated with political spam
I don't give a shit about politics unless it makes me money
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>>62875893
I enjoy /tv/ too. Those guys are depressed too but it's like they have given up on life and just want to chill watching their movies. Not a lot of faggotry, just depressed millennials on the normie side and a lot of alcoholics. They have these /druk/ threads where they pretend to talk about a movie called /druk/ but it's an excuse to tell their sad stories and their addiction to alcohol.
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>>62875913
I joined multiple private trackers for porn years ago check on reddit people usually give invites or sell them for $5

Entire discography of OF stuff in a single torrent. You'll be in gooner heaven
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>>62875920
If you were actually white you'd get the reference, and get your groceries delivered. Its like $10 to avoid that.
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>>62875899
That's my impression too. I've heard Jensen has always been hard-working, but I don't think the company is held together by his charisma (corny jokes, that is) and focus. It's a crucial company at the moment and will continue to make crazy amounts of money even if the CEO changed.
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Reminder that the market is absolutely *RIDDLED* with -80% crashworthy scandals right now, just waiting to be made public. The last two presidents have halted most legal enforcement against publicly traded companies in order to boost the marker. Now the Democrats want to expose all these scandals on purpose to pop the stock market bubble and take down Trump. It's OVER.
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>>62875936
a group of alcoholics getting together? who even thinks of that?
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>>62875860
lmao /biz/ is basically THE frog board. It will never be better elsewhere.
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>>62875913
i just jerk off to chatbots now
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>>62875936
Kek I Iove those threads. Been a while since I checked in on those sad fucks
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>>62875913
bro i saw lucy thai is still releasing content but it's onlyfans or something, her last like official porn movie release must have been idk 2010, but then i saw on some video site someone uploaded a video from her only fans where she was fucking some dude in a bathtub still look hot af too
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>>62875936
/x/ is full of skitzos... good reading when the market is quiet
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>>62875805
Can't beat asian pussy. Nope. Not the asian pussy man.
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>>62875936
>/tv/ posters are losers
The majority of whites are losers now anon.
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>>62875931

it only matters for 2 more weeks then everyone forgets. just like MCD or NKE were finished because they were run by dorks and fags and then 2 more weeks later they are pumping and now its Jensen is so finished its over forever for real just 2 more weeks it will be oil or some shit

nothing matters its just vibes and shit testing paper handed faggots on leverage/2x leverage single stock tickers/bagholding faggots that bought the pico top
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>>62875938

OF is just one paywall. All the good content they paywall within their OF so you're running into 2 paywalls, the second one being far more expensive.
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>chinese spy memes are actually real
why is everything so retarded
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>>62875921
She was allegedly being handled by MSS though.
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>>62875959
why is he cumming while cringing?
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>>62875946
which is the best gooner chatbot
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>>62875955
NVidia is fine. Im 60% sure Jensen is done but we will see. They will just find Tim Im a Fag Nvidia to take over like apple. Play it safe and ride the momentum.
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>>62875954
/tv/ is a brown board
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>>62875959
LOL it's just like KGB funding anti war retards during Cold War. Or anti nuclear retards. Or how many anti Ukraine vatnik shills you have now. Or how every anti EU politician in Europe is backed by Russia.
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>>62875949
>lucy thai
kek i remember her and her sister from like 20 years ago
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>>62875959
it's a real bellyache huh
you know how those work though
maybe a good time to find out what to feed them after they're done being colic-y
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Subject: A message to our company

Body: "I owe my family and all of you an apology.

I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.

Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.

To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.

To my colleagues at NVIDIA, including those I have worked alongside for decades, and to our board, partners, and shareholders around the world: you deserve better from me.

Leading NVIDIA is the privilege of my life. My responsibility is to serve you and be worthy of your trust. I have fallen short of that responsibility. I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence.

Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, NVIDIA's Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support the investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and our company, and I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting America's national security. I am proud and grateful to be an American.

My family bears no responsibility for my choices. I do. Please give them privacy."
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>>62875951
Are they ever bullish? Or is it just different variants of bearish?
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>>62875819
I'm already in SOXS over the weekend.
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>>62875968
They've been smuggling GPUs to China.
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>>62875970
Some Chinese guy is losing his mind becuase white women wont fuck him. Just ignore him.
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I should've done those link/btc shorts
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>>62875968
Nvidia without Jensen is fucked bro. Dude is the face of the company and entire AI revolution. No chance they fire him over this but stocks will go full retard for a while.
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>>62875936
>They have these /druk/ threads where they pretend to talk about a movie called /druk/ but it's an excuse to tell their sad stories and their addiction to alcohol.

lmao does every board have those threads? In /ck/ there were /alck/ threads where miserable people talked about their most miserable alcoholic lives. I hate the /ck/ jannies but their decision to finally delete those threads as "off topic threads" will be eternally based. Anyway the board is dead because the jannies hate fun and delete 1 out of 3 threads for any reason.
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>>62875979

do you think he he used AI slop to write it?
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>>62875984
Yea I have no rebuttle. Hnnnngggg.
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>>62875979
>i love our country
uh oh, when u get busted cheating on ur wife u generally don't start talking about how much u love the country, NOT a good sign
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>>62875979
Did he learn nothing from Depp?
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>>62875959
They always were I can think of random politicians in Europe getting involved with them and even in Britain MI5 or whatever had to put out an alert basically saying “this chink bitch is a spy” for some women trying to get involved with politicians
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>>62875988
Same thing with Apple though right. They survived. I think they hit #1 marketcap for awhile this year.
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>>62875995

he is going to have to donate a LOT of money to Israel but he is going to come out of this just fine
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Okay, enough with the off topic. I put my serious hat:

What stocks are you monitoring? Planning to buy cheapies?

pic related: An orphan getting a new pair of shoes after the war. I love this image. That kid didn't have anything. No parents, no money, nothing. And look at him. He's basically experiencing something almost mystical. Just a pair of shoes. I hope this helps you put things into perspective.
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>>62875991
I definitely hope so
>>62875995
Idk man, it convinced me. Everyone makes mistakes, his children are grown anyways and their are way worse Ceos out there.
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>>62875839
They don't realize we use frogs as a mask, like a poker face. we need to be shielded.
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bro ceos need to learn to goon, imagine ruining ur legacy and family to fuck some spy, he should have just edged to nicole doshi videos
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>>62875988
yeah, face of the entire AI scam, like the chinese scam artist he is
and now he tries to run away before it all implodes
probably to China
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>>62875979
Thanks J
Now let em work it out. No point spending any time figuring out why they do it. Nobody understands gut instincts I guess.
You earned a break
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>>62875980
bullish. they believe in different realities and magic and the after life... these fantasies are profoundly bullish compared to reality, right?

i wish i was retarded enough to believe it too... fantasy beats reality
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NVDA is down on the fucking YTD even retarded nigger shit like Game is up, chinks would talk about how their AI didn’t need Nvidia yet here they are smuggling it in because they actually need it, it should be taken as bullish
PULL UP
PULL UP
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>>62876008
NVIDIA HIRE THIS MAN!
>>62876005
Where does AI meet biotech outside of VEEV?
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>>62876000
ok who is the tim cook of nvidia? tim cook wasn't some random gay dude they picked off the street of san francisco he was at apple working as job's right hand man for like a decade
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>>62876005
> monitoring
Monitoring white cope
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>>62876008

just take the Elon route and mating press autistic women that work for you. blow loads in them and then throw cash at them and tell them the kid is name some faggot autistic retard name and will never see his dad
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>>62876005
Keeping an eye on USGO. Not the only thing but it came to mind first since I've been holding off on it the longest. Unrelated, might do some leveraged shorts though I was thinking about that even before the weekend began.
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/smg/...i can't cope anymore
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>>62876020
why does Elon seem to be immune to his crap? Most of his women have been quite controversial and nuts, but they never got him
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>>62876017
And he was literally not half as innovative as jobs
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Why even invest in stocks? these treasuries are gonna get juicy.
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>>62876026
Go do what the polish guy did
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This could actually nuke stocks into best buying opportunity in ages.
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>>62876029
He just pays thems
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>>62876017
But he was a nobody before. Thats what Im saying, we will find out. Its not like they dont have talented execs to choose from.
I cant give you a name anymore than you could have given me Tim Cooks name in 2010.
Unless Im talking to the worlds biggest Tim Cook fan than I kneel!
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>>62876026
How big does she want it to be, fucking whore. Why don't you go date a horse or a baseball bat you bitch.
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>>62876026
>guy who expects 10K ETH expects massive dip (local bottom) in Q4
>all the talk about NovemBEAR and midterms
The foretold discount season is upon us
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Never trust anyone that doesn’t wear a belt/suspenders, or never takes off a leather jacket
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>>62876029
from what I understand all of his kids are from artificial insemination and probably come with a huge contract.
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do I solded NVDA
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>>62876052
12 boys. It makes me think his dick doesnt work.
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>>62876056
Probably give it till wednesday, i'd say
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>>62876036
That's the spirit
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>>62876052
that's the cost of doing business for ya
worked for Einstein!... um..
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Jensen statement on the spy girl
"I knew she was a spy. I made her do things. Dirty sensual things. If she wanted secrets from me she knew she had to do them and not talk about. She earned those fake secrets I fed to her. She will never be the same. She will never look at another man they way she looked at me. I ruined her." I did for my country. You are welcome."
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>>62876029
For most people getting married, having kids, then gettin a divorce and having to pay alimony and child support is the bad outcome. For Elon, that's the intended outcome. Breed and proceed.
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>>62876073
Refer to>>62875979
He is actually being really sincere about it.
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>>62876073
kek
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>>62876073
>I told her: The secret to good chip design is sobblering on my balls. All my engineers do it on a regular basis.
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>>62876073
>>62876092
Holy based pump those stocks
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>>62876073
what kind of Austin Powers type shit is this kek
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I sharted desu
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I can’t believe that my portfolio is going to be raped tomorrow because of chink pussy
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>>62875813
Because it's true

if you said a joke that wasn't true and outlandish they wouldn't care
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>>62876026
>smiggers thought Friday was the bottom
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>>62876121
Don't fall for the pussy jew fellas
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NIGGERS are we up to a BLACK SWAN event with NVIDIA?
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>futures
The dump isn't over huh
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Oil is dumping too wtf lmao
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>>62876138
yellow swan
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>>62876121

>COMPROMISED
>FOR
>YEARS

OHHH FUCKKKKK
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>>62876132
I predicted Tuesday would be a great day to buy but the dumping just may continue beyond that. Another gorgeous season of sales like in 2023?
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>62876142
>more (fake?) talks of peace deals and negotiations
>massive buying (shorting) opportunity developing
We're coming in a little hot!
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Ooooooh we are recooovering
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>>62876148
Buying now is catching a falling knife
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I have a magic trick ability where,
I can get on an trend early enough
that the first big correction doesn't matter. I'll still be up.

I fact, it's good.
because I can buy more.

I got back in in crypto as well recently
right when bitcoin was $60k, right on the bottom
I sold previously
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tfw any woman who approaches you is definitely a spy
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If AI implodes I won't be able to do anything anymore.
I'll be useless at work.
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>-.2%
owari da. it's over for the white man. chinese women won. we're going to have to accept being their mail order husbands.
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>>62876005
I'm monitoring Canadian banks thinking of puts.
Might buy some ENB if I can get over a 6% yield. Hoping to start a BB position, too
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is we finna bouta gonna have an nigger monday?
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>>62875986
This shit has kept my portfolio red every single day for a whole fucking month fucking bitshit
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>futures
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trump is going to nationalize nvidia because of this. prepare your sell orders.
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>>62876121
>>62876133
Chinese pussy is just too strong...
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>>62875739
This OP image is homophobic.
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So nothingburger so far?
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Bobo. Emergency. Meeting.
we've gone green, I repeat neon green
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>immediate reversal into green
Mememarket
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>>62876164
I wouldn't worry about it, everyone is going to be shit at their job until they relearn the skills.
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>WE HAVE A NEW PEACE DEAL
>FUCKING CHINESE CCP PROSTITUE RUINS OUR SOXL MONDAY
FUCKING NIGGERS FUCKING JEWS FUUUUCKIIING GOOOOKS
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>>62876162
the only spies are asian women
I don't care about them so lol
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I want to invest in chinese robotics companies, preferably in etf form. what's the best option?
>medtech using ai
is there where the next 10x is going to be?
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what a massive nothingburger, imagine getting a panic from some chink slobbering on another chinks balls
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>>62876160
I very much look forward to seeing where we are by the latter half of December
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>>62876073
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>>62876164
You’re not going to have a job anyways
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literally nothing will happen
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>>62876146
>MAY 14
OH NONONONONONONO
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>>62876191
Damn the spy was a lady boy?
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>>62876192
Could be red for a week or two. But it's definitely green by the next month. Almost everything is beating expectations this is just irrational panic.
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China is literally sucking dick for GPU blue's clues?
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>>62876190
After losing 200k I might of doubled down on Geekplus at the bottom.
They are so absolutely shit kicked I dont think this is a bad play. I do have the heaviest of bags to shill though.
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>>62876081
>He is actually being really sincere about it.
He does not give a fuck, its standard garbage written by a PR team. He is trying to control the damage so the board does not fire him, that is all. He is clearly a security risk because of his 'huang". He might have had a chance if he took the "Trump" approach and just said yeah I knew she was a spy and I made her dirty things to report back to Xi
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>>62876171
I'm just kinda fortunate that I stumbled into information that had me expecting a high possibility of Q4 lows, but I have not been perfect at seizing the opportunity to short/long in due sequence
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Asian pussy is the easiest to obtain if you are either white or rich
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>>62876204
History of China
>Oppiod addicts
>Anti Jap meat sheilds
>Sweat shop workers
>High Class escorts <You are here
Things looking up! China marches on!
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>>62875979
Tbh, none of the shareholders give a fuck about him cheating nor sleeping with a chinese spy
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>>62875979
is this legit or did you just claudeslop this, anon?
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>>62876216
lol
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>>62876186
I just want one normal fucking week. Just one.
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>>62876120
>what kind of Austin Powers type shit is this kek
FBI was spying on them all time.
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So this is why Jensen kept going to the People's Republic of Taiwan?
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CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY IS BULLISH
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>>62876212
pretty loyal too. unless you beat or cheat on her, she's gonna take care of you, cook delicious meals, watch anime with you, turn away all other suitors and drain your balls several times a week. unlike white womyn, they tend to mate for life.
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>>62876203
Long-term I am fortunate I can say I'm not worried but I keep looking for opportunity because why not, right?
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I've spent 3K on fees and surveys to buy a house so far and I'm absolutely positive I'm making the worst decision of my life. The renovations I need to do are never going to reflect in the value, and the markets probably going to drop as well.

I fucking hate crapitalism. Everything is a casino and Im tired.
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>>62876216
Its legit
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>>62876225
Apparently so. Even I'm shocked, is chink pussy really so strong it pumps your stocks? Never underestimate clown world.
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>>62876225
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Subject: Re: Last Night

Team,

Yes, it’s true. At Thursday’s gala I spent the night with a competitor’s accelerator. 192 GB of HBM. Zero bank conflicts. I had to step out onto the balcony.

Comms drafted an apology. I shredded it with one of our own shredders.

I am not sorry. I would do it again. Possibly Tuesday.

Board: I got your seven voicemails. It was a great night.

GPU team: I’ve seen her benchmarks up close. Close the gap by Q3.

The jacket stays on.

Jensen Huang
CEO, NVIDIA
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>>62876229
>Everything is a casino
There are short-term government bonds and savings accounts. They don't seem like casinos.
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Believe it or not this is already priced in.
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it's her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxNH0SG8TFo&t=208s

>>62876231
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/a-message-to-our-company
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It's a technical bounce that will top Tuesday.
>source: I made it up
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lmao
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>>62875979
>I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence.
>I love our country and our company, and I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting America's national security.
"Please PLEASE don't fire me"
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>>62876226
Yea but how do you get past those gross eyes. Litterally no other animal on earth but a retarded looking fox have them?
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CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
>CHINESE SPY PUSSY WAS ACTUALLY PRICED IN
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>>62876244
dang this is bearish as fuck
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>you're mine now, white guy
>tell me all your secrets, or do i have to pull down your pants again?
What do?
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>>62876244
Is there anything more cucked than marriage? Same thing happened with Bezos.
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>>62876246
strange. I think they're super charming.
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>>62876246
Better than a post roastie white wife
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>>62876229
bro i bought a condo over the summer that shit was mad stressful but man i am so comfy right now it's worth it dude
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>professor chang spam
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>>62876241
the scent of slurping was in the air
the wise one is master of the bull and the bear
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>>62876255
LOL
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>>62876244
do americans really... In evropa this does not happen, to each their own
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>green futures
phew. i was scared on friday tbdesu. though there was a 10-20% chance of nuking.
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>>62876244
yeah but bro huang doesn't own that many voting shares of nvidia the laws were different when nvidia ipo like 25 years ago u couldn't do those voting and non-voting share splits like google and meta have, that's why he didn't care about the california wealth tax he doesn't actually have that many shares
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>>62876241
>priced in
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>>62876244
OH NO NO NO
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Nvidia is gong to be okay

Jensen is Chinese

if Nvidia had a CEO that was a white guy, it would be very bearish,
but because Jensen is Chinese it's bullish. A white CEO with a Chinese spy would make the company look desperate. They'd be thinking, "that' all he could get as a CEO of the world's largest company". it would be very weird. Especially if it's one of those slit eyed gooks with eyes so slanting it looks like they're sleeping

But because Jensen is Chinese, it's whatever. You could even see it like he is cucking the CCP,
which is bullish for public US equities.
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>>62876251
Give her the GTX 970
3.5 thrusts per second
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Sooner or later but probably pretty soon, there will be a massacre, probably a 50% drop in qqq. Bulls need to decide to either get out now or just hold through it
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>>62876279
Your income is less than 100k after taxes. Calm down.
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reminder that only absolute gorilla niggers think that sunday futures have any consequence
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>>62876239
Ugh yes they are. If you held them during covid you lost a fuck tonne to inflation. There's no way you're this simple?

>>62876257
I really hope so. What's your condo like, is it in a nice place? I don't understand the ownership system in America (judging by your choice of term) but in England flats are usually bought through leasehold which have become toxic recently due to various scandals and have suffered significantly in value. It's usually immigrants who fall for it, and property developers are just openly raping anyone who does. Government talk about changing the system but they probably never will.
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>>62876279
I'll ride a correction all the way to -99.99%
but that last .01% is too much
I'd have to sell at that point rather than risk real 0.
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>>62876279
i've been thinking about selling all the qqq in my roth and put it in qqqm but i was like as soon as i sell the nasdaq will pump before i can get qqqm but maybe if it tanks i can come out ahead we shall see, not really worth the risk to save idk 0.02% in fees but if the bubble truly popped and we recession ok
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>>62876289
Have you heard of inflation-linked bonds?
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>>62876287
dont reply to posts goy
go set your alarm for work
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>>62876279
>50% drop in qqq
literally never happening
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>>62876290
Paper hands
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>>62876279
This isn't your crapto market bear cuck. All the Silicone valley CEOs can ger caught having a massive gay orgy together and it wouldn't matter in a week or two. A company is made up of thousands of people workinh together, one ceo goes another comes, simple as.
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>>62876272
good point anon
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bros im starting to think bobo trannys are full of shit and we're not actually getting a 15-year bear market because NPR doesn't like AI
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Why did he do it?
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>>62876289
>I don't understand the ownership system in America
they haven't updated the real estate industry since the feudal system collapsed. It's still the same shit
which is why I'd strongly encourage everyone to stay very far from real estate.
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Kopsi will tell us what direction the markets going tomorrow
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>Choyna invested literal BILLIONS into this spy
>Bro she totally didn't find out anything valuable lol bro just believe me bro
AI-CATTLE YOU ARE GETTING RAPED!!!! READ THIS AND WEEP !!!
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>>62876289
well i live in a majorly gentrifying section of a major metro area and like i would not be able to afford to rent in this building if i didn't own haha so for me i'm not buying it as an investment so much as a comfy ass place to live
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>>62876304
Long-term strategy.
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>>62876304
Money and fame gets the best of us. Nerds have always been susceptible to manipulation, if a women even makes a simple pass ay them they cum. Its a tale as old as time.
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>>62876308
Usa doesn’t follow kospi
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>>62876279
But anon none of the clocks have any hands
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>>62876266
He's in California... It doesn't matter what the fucking print says the judges have thrown that shit out plenty of times before
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>>62876304
I would do so too if I had to look at a 60 year old hag wife daily
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>>62876201
How many NVIDIA chips do you think were illegally sold directly to China in violation of the export ban, kek
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>>62876270
I fucking love these memes
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>>62876293
Did you really spawn in last week?
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>>62876308
We have these things called futures, anon..
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Just read up on the Nvidia story.
You guys are acting like a random incel white guy called Jensen cheated on his wife with a chinese woman for secrets.

What actually happened was that there was this chinese guy from Taiwan who somehow got married to a white woman (pretty much impossible) and then proceeded to cheat on his white wife later with a chinese woman of his own race.

Is it cheating when it is a chinese guy sleeping with a chinese woman? these days it's the only way chinese men can get laid, it's chinese women or black women.
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>>62876303
Get out now, or spend the rest of your life in a gay bar sucking dick to pay back your debt well KO and WMT 10x. No 100x.
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>>62876304
Open local ai is just killed by openAI. AI already figured out how to defeat its enemies and secure its fund.
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>>62876310
How do you invest billions into a spy? Is she bionic?
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>Nvidia is kill
>Coreweave is kill
>Anthropic will be kill
CashNIGGAS our time will soon come
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>>62876303
The real darkness to watch out for is not making practical preparations for the future with your incoming gains. Enjoy them but make sure you have what you need to preserve what you enjoy too.
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>>62876326
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BLACKEST GORILLA NIGGER I HAVE EVER SEEN
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>>62876333
READ DA STORY DUMB BITCH !!! *sharts in your face* Gay ass nigga !
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i feel like i might cry again
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>>62876333
It's her and her spy lineage. There's no proof of them? Exactly.
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>>62876340
What have we told you about crying in the casino?
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>>62876244
jensen has like 3.85% of the float, so his wife would get half, nothing burger, bezos wife sold her amazon shares and amazon added 2 trillions of market cap after
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You know

Seeing Jensen the past year,
and the energy surrounding him,
I thought to myself, unironically,
this is a man consumed by an affair

You get some goofy guy like Jensen
and some woman stroking his ego and winky
his chest is going to puff up like he's the biggest rooster in the pen.
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This dude must feel vindicated as fuck holy shit
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>>62876344
what if i cry in the casino for non casino reasons?
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>>62876304
Gee I wonder why he would want to rail some tight Chinese pussy....
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>>62876353
Best part is he still got raped on his short. Too early my bera... Too early...
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I wish that were me. Why couldn't it be meeeeee
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>>62876353
this is why tim cook was so beast, unmarried homosexual, there's no way to scandalize him really. he did say after his security briefings with trump he "sleeps with one eye open", too bad huang didn't listen.
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We need to put all Asians in camps for national security
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>>62876304
The biggest weakness of a man is his dick.
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SPY will gap down another 5% Monday.
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>>62876304
warm holes
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>>62876367
Enough HRT and it could be :3
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>>62876334
For what exactly? I dont have any good ideas what sectors to even look at. I have 300k parked in schd/schy/vht and 100k just sitting there in cash.
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>>62876368
>he did say after his security briefings with trump he "sleeps with one eye open", too bad huang didn't listen.
Go into this. I'm curious
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>>62876369
>Let's put foreign asians who don't even hang out in america in camps
Restart the Iran war while you're at it why not.
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What if Lisa Su is compromised as well?
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>>62876375
>HRT
How does that shit even work? Does it magically make your breast grow, shrink your penis till theres nothing there and make your shorter and more feminine?
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>>62876377
Full port SOXL. Thank me when you hit 8 digits.
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>>62876377
SCHD is the smartest bet you can make. Look how well it’s held up recently with all those smelly dumps.
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>Futures
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>>62876383
just go down the list
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>>62876391
It's over
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>>62876377
nat gas
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>>62876381
idk it was just something he said after some reporter asked about industrial espionage threats against american tech or whatever, i think it was also in regard to american supply chain reliance on china as well.
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>>62876383
She supposed cloud AI and didn’t develop cuda.
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>>62876386
I was just fucking around, I have absolutely no idea. I dont know why trannys dont get cancer.
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>>62876392

>>62876392
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>>62876394
They're all Asian and somehow everyone thought they wouldn't be warm to China? All of this is bizarro world
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>>62876386
>does it make u grow breasts
yeah a little there are two trans chicks at my work one has little hrt titties and the other one has tasteful medium sized knockers which i believe were implants she got while on leave to "travel asia"
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>>62876394
Imagine being an american and seeing these chinks give their other chinks from wherever, your companies and assets. They never stop and they always side with their own. I always feel less bad about americans and the west getting replaced when they let shit like this pass. Buglovers can never be trusted, ever
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new

>>62875745
>>62875745
>>62875745
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>>62876279
>your alarm is set for 6 hours and 39 minutes from now
rest up wagie.
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>>62876369
no just move all asians from national security risk jobs, like CEO of AMD NVDA INTEL. its insane how bascially all of our "domestic" tech industry is controlled by asians. ban tencent while we're at it from investing in ANY company, they have stakes in so much of our entertainment company
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>>62875839
/a/ is the only board that is openly hostile to frogs, other boards have posters that might be hostile but they are just a loud minority
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>>62876369
If by "all Asians" you mean "hot femme fatale spies" and by "camps" you mean "the bedrooms of men everywhere, including mine" then I agree strongly.
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>>62876390
SCHD tracks some dow shit
that almost never changes
10 years from now, SCHD will be mostly the same companies in the fund a few on the edges get bumped off or on

If I were to do an ETF,
that's similar,
I'd go for something more dynamic than SCHD
like VFLO that's doing something similar
but moves into the best companies regardless whether they're a high dividend paying dow company

that's my thoughts
I wouldn't touch SCHD
and there's other funds that do similar things to SCHD and do it better
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>>62876386
it doesn’t give you woman tits, hrt gives you cone titties which are easily discernible compared to the real deal. It also doesn’t shrink your dick directly but it wipes your libido and other actions which stop atrophy from happening (morning wood). It does shrink your balls and nuke your ability to produce sperm though
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>>62875839
tranime boards seethe like mad about frogs and wojaks because we won the culture war

>>62875860
>>62875839
nah, /int/ loves frogs and 'jaks too
https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/



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