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Asian beauty edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62875739
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>>62876392
Why'd he do it bros, I was so close to early retirement
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>>62876392
Having sex with spies who let you use their bodies isn't a crime. It doesn't mean he leaked anything. I'd be fucking a bunch of spies and make them think they're gonna get a nugget of info
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I will post this here again:
>Subject: A message to our company

Body: "I owe my family and all of you an apology.

I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.

Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.

To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.

To my colleagues at NVIDIA, including those I have worked alongside for decades, and to our board, partners, and shareholders around the world: you deserve better from me.

Leading NVIDIA is the privilege of my life. My responsibility is to serve you and be worthy of your trust. I have fallen short of that responsibility. I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence.

Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, NVIDIA's Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support the investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and our company, and I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting America's national security. I am proud and grateful to be an American.

My family bears no responsibility for my choices. I do. Please give them privacy."
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>Kospi in about 10 minutes
Cheers to all AI-sisters, here's to one full week of non-stop rape!
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>>62876400
>>62876401
>>62876405
>>62876406
wrong thread
fucking chinks

>>62875745
>>62875745
>>62875745
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ching chong ping pong!!
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>>62876400
Tactic to sell shares. Look up the Asian guy in Enron and how getting divorced allowed him to sell shares
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>>62876409
Don't fucking confuse me you bitch I am already stressed as is..
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>>62876392
I don’t see the appeal of Asian women, they have that smell. I don’t like it when I’m doing doggy with one
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>Anon, please give me your chip secrets.
What do?
A: be a dumb coomer and give her your secrets, even though you are the ceo
B: realize you are the ceo shouldn't give non Nvidia employees chip secrets
I know I would go for A, but why did he do it?
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Time to go after the chinks, democrats. Republicans can’t be trusted to do any job after all.
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>>62876409
>Even more chink women posts.
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>>62876419
uh oh i might need to goon
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>>62876419
well, how do you know anon?
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>>62876410
yo
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What is it about asian women that made their value skyrocket these past few decades?
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>>62876435
anime
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>>62876432
>>62876431
https://massagerepublic.com/rimming-giving-female-escorts-in-beijing
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>>62876435
Have you SEEN the white women that are around?
>Always angry and bitter
>Will hate you for not hitting on them but also for hitting on them
>Your duty is to entertain them: "What do you bring to the table?" mentality.
Not to mention the following:
>Fat, tattoos, piercings...

At this point it only takes an illusion of someone actually liking you for people to fall in love out of desperation.
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>>62876455
which is weird considering the japanese draw the people "unasian"
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>>62876435
The one child policy increased the scarcity
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Is it better to invest in a US-based Chinese ETF or just invest directly into a company like Alibaba?
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Stocks?
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Look at them yo yos
That’s the way ya do it
You post them chinks on the s m g
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It's not like he actually gave her secrets. She was a bigwig at an intermediary that secretly sold chips to China.
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I'm not fucking selling
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>>62876470
Kek
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>>62876453
Yes
Brown koreans are the best
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>>62876419
This reminds me of when Picard's mom was hitting on him.
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>>62876477
I need her to hug me from behind
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>>62876419
which cities?
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Hope you closed your long oil position last week lmao
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KOSPI COLLAPSING LMAOOO
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>Iraq has reached understandings with US to allow oil exports through Hormuz, minister says

Didn't they forget to ask somebody?
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Holy quackers! Kospi -58%!
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>>62876419
>>62876431
>uh oh i might need to goon
https://www.tnaflix.com/th/asian-porn/Dvdes-910-%28English-Subtitle%29%2C-Shibuya-Kaho-Big-Tits-Mom-Kaho-Shibuya/video8076525
2:18 mark
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Anyone else get TTWO on the dip last week?
I'm hoping they reveal bumper GTA6 presales during earnings tomorrow
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>kopsi green
oh yeah the AI fud is over luddites lost
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Kospi is green, seeth bears you lostt
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>>62876503
dead cat
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Did you fucking retarddos thread split again
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>>62876508
Unggggg. Better than chink porn.
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>>62876497
Can we sue Jensen for being personally responsible for the suicides of 1000s of leveraged koreans?
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>>62876508
dead cat
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This shits turning blood red by open kek
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FUCK KOPSI COME BACK
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...is it gonna crab today?
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KOSPI GREEN THEY SAID
KEKEKEKEKEK
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>>62876533
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>>62876419
I don’t find this sexually stimulating.
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>>62876539
It's ok to be gay anon
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The sleeper has awakened.

https://youtu.be/UFol4l2hkAE
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>>62876508
>>62876503
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>>62876516
Really weird how so many investors gang stalk this guys personal relationships...
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NIGGERS
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Kospi on the way to a glorious 0.0% crab
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>>62876569
I mean what about the smiggers who will loose thousands because of the calls that they bought om Nvidia? People who just own stock (like me) should be fine in a week or two.
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>>62876570
First good post all night
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I'm bearish on the Japanese economy, but bullish on Japanese pussy!!!
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fuck you no one makes money now
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>Kospi crab day
Laaamee
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>>62876590
code?
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>>62876605
Are we all waiting for the US open to dump?
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Gotta be honest, I'd rather fuck/impregnate/date/cohabitate with an extremely slanted-eyed nomadic central Asian from Mongolia or Kazakhstan, that can hunt and cook, with an average pair of natural tits and a nice, small but firm ass, over whatever fake cow-tits, loli, diaper, schoolgirl jap/korean fetish shit you guys like...
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Imagine not being bullish on chyna right now
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>>62876621
What ?
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>all that news regarding Jensen
Yeah I'm thinking I chose right not to buy the falling semi sector with my entire networth. I think I'll just stay out for months. I've been saying/suspecting this was/is going to be a repeat of 2022 back in June/July and so far I'm right. Fuck me for not believing in myself and selling back then when I first said it. I'd have almost $100k more than I do now.

>all the people saying it's priced in
All while they completely ignore the price can be manipulated ie July 2026 dump. Nah man I wouldn't be surprised if this ends up being a multi-day pump before it just rugpulls with no reason at all while the media just pumps out articles claiming random reasons as the excuse. Well as long as it pumps hard enough and long enough, I could exit my bags with less of a loss.
>inb4 I hold out for too long and get left bagholding like so many times before
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>>62876633
China is facing the same financial problems the US is.

Also, remember Tianenmen Square, also known as Tank Man? I hear it proves Nepal wants independence and that Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh.
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>>62876590
>>62876608
gonna need the jav code big dog
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>>62876435
>age greatly, genuinely feminine, sweet
>at least for chinkettes, chaste, mostly mate for life with the guy they lost their virginity to
>likes anime, vidya and all the hobbies that give lesser iq women the ick
>petite, super qt
a number of factors.
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>>62876642
Thanks ChatGPT
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>>62876643
fack you faggi
stfu when you have no clue instead of spamming your pol crap everystime
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>>62876633
Looking forward to yet another round of smiggies getting raped by China again
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>>62876636
He's questioning someone's taste and offering an opinion about something off topic in a stock market thread. People do that. He's doing it publicly. Is that an issue?
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>>62876621
Holy based
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>>62876642
Nvidia’s been crabbing for the entire fucking year, it’s down YTD even, shit SHOULD be up
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>>62876648
I hear Liu Xiaobo can fix this
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>>62876648
>Reverse image search
>0 results
I don't remember Barbie dolls looking this curvey anon.. Do you collect these? Do you make them yourself?
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>>62876621
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>>62876653
have you not been following the news around jensen lately? they will never love you more than they love xi. they are bascially sleeper cell agents that will kill you in your sleep when xi sends a signal. you know how popular WMAF is and imagine the chaos this will bring
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>>62876657
Would

Futures are going to look bad on Nvidia news
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>s&p futures
I'd make so much money if it opens at 1+% tomorrow.
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I would rather have a white roastie that looks 15 years older than she is.
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Become so successful that the CCP sends you a waifu
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Why did China steal Russia's spy gimmick?
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>>62876731
I remember that show THE AMERICANS. It was about Russian spies. First seasons were good
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>>62876724
they have to know right?
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>>62876733
Every season was good
Top 5 tv drama of all time
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>>62876733
>Dad moralfags about guys hitting on his slut dressing daughter
no.
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>>62876724
what is with autism and Asian women?
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>>62876750
White women can sniff out autism from a mile way
Asian women can't tell because they assume it's cultural differences
Women select against intellect its just that white man have the barbarian aura to Asians
Also white men select for intelligence
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KOSPI BOOOM LETS GO!
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I just need CoreWeave and SPCX to get back to their usual levels.
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>>62876778
KOSPI follows us not the other way around.
Crab Friday= KOSPI crab Monday
We dump Monday= KOSPI dump Tuesday
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cia hasn't given any proof that this woman is actually a spy. maybe they're just buttmad that he's a billionaire getting some side action and they're stuck behind a cubicle.
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>>62876788
Same for me, except I need nortel networks and pets.com to return to their dotcom highs
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>>62876811
She's Chinese
They're all spies
White people are the only niggers on the planet without ethnic loyalty
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I am tried of being white, bros. Sick of our women looking 10 years older than they are. Jensen did nothing wrong.
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>>62876851
yeah they look terrible dont they... fuckn retard
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>>62876859
She hates herself. Look at her lips. You find her more attractive than she finds herself.
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>>62876867
ok demoralization bot
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>>62876869
Okay ugly loser
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>>62876851
jensen got "young love" back in college. married her. she's white. now she's lookin old and busted compared to a 35-40 yr old chinese lady, because she's the same age or near jensen's age. the same would've happened if he married a chinese lady who is only 1-5 years younger than him. this is why a high "age gap" is foundationally sound. a rational wealthy man eventually desires a hot, much younger babe who looks like (>>62876859).

also women develop earlier. the hottest chicks at my HS were already looking to date seniors or dudes who already graduated and had cars. that mentality carries over into adult life. same goes for college. i banged a few college sluts because i was already 5+ years older than them.

the optimal age gap is now probably 10-15 years. they already expect you to make more than them. even 100k/yr is not impressive in major cities and there are faggy news posts about how a couple earning $200/k together is not enough.
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>>62876851
t. chink
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Nigger pump monday?
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>>62876888
self-checkin.
some might even say the optimal gap is 15-20 year or more. and wealth gap would be 2x. if you're an established man age 35-40+, it makes sense to focus only on chicks around age 18-25, who want guidance and need a way out from their monotonous retail job. of course you have to both want a family, or if not, then want the same lifestyle. if she wants to travel constantly and you can it only 2-3 times a year, there may be problems.
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>>62876895
scott bessie just announced the US is goyna buy it's own debt. that means money printer go brrrrrr, weaker dollar, stonks go up. all charts i've looked at show a clear support and double bottom. many already started bouncing up on Friday.

the Thurs drop was one last shake out. GOOGL hasn't gone lower than 280.
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>>62876895
gold will nigger pump
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>>62876904
>inflation will anally devastate the working class and destroy whatever is left of the economy
Why is short term gain for the wealthy a good thing?
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>>62876895
>>62876906
I only care about spy because im a nigger gambler
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>>62876926
Shut the fuck up turkroach
This is financial advice
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>>62876926
When you're wealthy the morality of the common man is irrelevant to you.
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>>62876926
Who cares what plebs think if they can't arrest you for it?
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we eating good this week bobobros
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>>62876934
>>62876940
calling it immoral is a bit harsh. I'm just saying my girl could be older now that we are having problems and I actually told her that yesterday
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>>62876392
(((they))) really are throwing the kitchen sink at nigvidio to buy stonks for cheapies, arent (((they)))??
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Reasons for recent weekend dumps globally
>Middle-East wars
>Midterm outcomes
>Mid CEO caught with a spy hag
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>>62876953
Anon, this isn't a 6 week dipperino. You are going to die.
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>>62876967
Iran war is basically over with Trump and Bibi fucked.
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>>62876967
chinese pussy is bullish
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>bobos
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>>62876724
You guys have to be high on Mucho A Grade Columbian crack if you think Jews are as scary as Chinese are. These women will fuck bald ugly freakazoid dudes for the CCP. Jews seriously barely have an extant religion and only care about money and everyone sees through it. Chinese women will fuck you without any remorse or self worth morals and be so nice about it you can never resist. They can fake any human emotion to perfection and there is literally nothing a Chinese cannot do better than anyone else if they set their mind to it they will always win.

Not sure why people even try to entertain the thought of China saving the West, incels, or whatever the fuck, Chinese are remorseless machines who will never stop till all bow before them.
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>>62876888
Yeah. 100k isn’t middle class in a big city
200k is barely middle class unless the couple decides to live in lower class area. Richer people know how big the wealth gap is.
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>>62876982
nyo!
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>>62876926
>18-25
I prefer 18-20
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>>62876898
>ASMR
wear ur best headphones right now and listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dUmfV1DW_8
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Whoever is gonna make the next bread please use this picture to bring the good juju to the market.
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>tfw your not important enough for the CCP to send you a state issued gf that will let you creampie her pussy
I want to die.
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>>62877015
>NBIS
Any Nebius bagholders here?
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Get ready, tomorrow is going to be a blood bath
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>>62877020
just become the CEO of a tech company bro
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>>62877026
oh i thought NBIS was nabisco the cookie company
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>>62877031
Are you niggers seriously generating AI porn of BARBIE DOLLS?
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>>62877030
Bit I'm not Indian
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>>62877029
>Kospi up
>Futures up
>overnight? Market generally up
Only Nvidia is down anon and not even by that much. I think tomorrows is gonna be green, less green for us Nvidia bagholders though. Atleast for a little while..
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Nikkei +2%. we won.
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>>62877043
Koreans green too.
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>>62877042
>>62877043
>They don't know
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QRD on why they're letting the goymin trade over night soon?
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>>62877032
No, they're owned by MDLZ now.

One of their old owners, RJR Nabisco, was a great business story. I don't know if we'll ever get a book about Nebius.
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>>62877056
investors don't deserve human rights
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>>62877053
Know what
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>herro huang i huang too do you prease share secret with i rove you rong time
what choice did he have bros
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>>62877056
They want international liquidity to move from foreign exchanges to USA and incentivise companies to list on NYSE
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>>62877031
>Not getting any.
What do you mean? There are hookers that just turned 18.
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>>62877031
I have never been with a hooker over age 21. Why do you cope like this?
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>>62877069
That I bond burgered his sister last night
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It's going to niggerpump on open and I'm going to make so much money. Holy shit
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>>62876410
Thanks, I just got fired
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bull trap or generational bottom?
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>>62877079
I'm coping? Oh you fool...
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>>62877087
Dead cats be bouncing.
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Is the definition of making it now the Chinese sending a cute girl to learn all your secrets?
>it actually wouldn't work, because I know no girl actually wants me
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>>62877088
Yeah, you said I can’t get 18-21 year olds, as if money cannot purchase women.
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>>62876405
he could have delegated the adultery to claude, fucking luddite
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NIGGERS
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>>62877091
market is saturated with Chinese women. use some ukranian sluts.
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>>62877092
Most likely you've been sold a bad product that is why I can't take you seriously. Try chosing a hooker by her skills instead of her age on paper.
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>>62877096
>market is saturated with Chinese women
Where in the US? I know in China there are a lot of cute homeless Chinese girls.
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What are some upcoming key dates?
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When is the spx going to recover
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>>62877097
Wtf? Of course I pick by age. Who doesn’t?
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>>62877107
You mean like the calendar link in the OP?
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>>62877107
The CPI report, Anthropic's road show, Coreweave and other neocloud earnings. nvidia's earnings. Look up the dates yourself anon.
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>>62877112
someone who realizes that the older ones are as attractive and do a better job for a better price
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>>62877107
11/9 when I bang your mom.
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Anon in here flexing about paying hookers.
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>JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang says China is not an enemy and US chip policy is a "mistake."
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barbie poster migrated from /bant/ i see
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>>62877087
Generational bottom. Nothing will stop ai. They will just start paying off democrats now.
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>>62877120
> older ones are as attractive

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>62877030
be researcher or such if you want actual spy not a ceo. this jensen situation is more of fling but she was an exec of a chinese tech company so she must have talked to chinese officials at some point so she is a spy type of a deal. jensen has been very vocal about keeping the software stack open to anyone and keep selling the hw to china (both good for nvidia), but not so for china hawks in washington or to anthropic and openai who need regulatory capture to stay alive. they want him down
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>>62877123
>JUST IN: anon is a faggot gay nigger retard.
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>>62877098
nobody cares about women anon. only the secrets they can extract. a women of any nationality can only extract so much.
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>>62877123
He said this on October 14th btw. I'm sure his opinion today is a bit different now that his gookfu left him back to China.
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>>62877123
OH ME SO SOLLY

this thing is so fake and gay
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>>62877130
i am NOT a nigger
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>futures pumping
>still have $5k in my account
>i missed the bottom yet again
>buy high and hope it gets higher

im never getting rich
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>JUST IN: Trump is open to amnesty for illegals (60 Minutes)

Politics aside, is this bullish or industrial and retail stocks?
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I bet jensen didn't leak shit or let her upload malware to his devices but I do believe he was legitimately unfaithful to his wife.
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>>62877123
Even the Chinese know they need a different approach for Democrats.
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>>62877127
23-27 is the best age and how can you even say I'm wrong when you never tried one
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>>62877140
the trick is to not panic sell when your shit retard dumps, it really is that easy
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when soxl $300? i want my money back.

>>62876926
>noooooo this completely legal age 18 year old is off limits!!!!
lol, lmao even
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OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
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>>62876516
I don't keep up with chaebols.
From my limited knowledge, they deal in ram and memory NOT graphics.
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I wonder if China knows the recipe for Coca-Cola.
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AI is a massive bubble. The neoclouds will collapse and the hyperscalers will be left with massive debt with nothing to show for it.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Oh god. The plebbit pedophiles have shown up...
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>>62877157
Ok thanks Ed
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>>62877145
>but I do believe he was legitimately unfaithful to his wife.
he literally admitted to publicly. there is a press release on the nvdia website
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>>62877158
18 yo hookers drowning in drugs is their only way to relive a normal college lyfe
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>>62877154
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>>62876621
Chengdu
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>>62877140
Bear markets have huge rallies it's never straight down.
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>>62877107
melvor idle 2 early access releases on November 17
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>>62876824
Jensen.. isn't .. white...
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We buying Nvidia tomorrow ?
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>>62877179
>>62877140
It's a big wide market.
Most of the time I check my portfolio, and it's up +5% or more, check SMG and everybody crying.
Tech market crashing and I put it into New Zealand Milk company or something.
You can do it, just remember it's all fake and gay
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Don't open the fucking markets

I am scared
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open the markets

i am hard
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>>62877186
i am
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>>62877186
maybe when it hits near 100
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OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
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I cannot stop farting. I'm about to melt a hole through my computer chair. Buy KMB.
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DON'T OPEN THE MARKET

I AM REALLY SCARED
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Why did the chink posting stop?
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The markets will open in time. Relax niggas
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>>62877198
>OPEN THE MARKET
It looks the same as Thursday/Friday
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this entire board needs to be purged of chinks
what an obnoxious race of commies whoa re only good at stealing, cheating and scamming
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>>62877202
please stop it's too depressing
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the only way to counter chinese spy pussy is racism
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>>62877202
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ok I might hold off on my buying plans
we might still not be at the bottom so let's just keep huanging in there mumu bros.
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>>62877202
Based BAT thread Thotposter reposter. Those threads had some real gems
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>>62877142
Kek, total migger death
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Gallium Nitride (GaN) and Silicon Carbide (SiC) chips are the future btw. When the data centre / AI markets start to consolidate what they already have they will look towards energy hardware companies for tech to reduce costs in energy. Especially a company like Navitas which specialize in GaN SiC chips. 100x minimum by 2028
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>>62877216
post em i know u saved
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I made a new Fidelity account to boomer invest with my weekly paycheck. Automatic payments into a single ETF. Which ETF do I pick?

Obvious answer is SPY or VT but I like being a hipster and feel like AVGE or something might be better?
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>>62877145
Rich men don’t need to be faithful
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>>62877142
>it's real
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>>62877228
SPY is for traders.
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>>62877228
VOO and chill, you aren't special.
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QQQ went up almost +150% from 1999 when people have been calling internet a bubble for years
it's only just starting
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This bitch is saying the bag for AI debt has a deadline coming up on November 19th.
Anthropic IPO is supposed to happen by Thanksgiving too.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Z5YTmO6STUU
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>>62877242
>foid
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>>62877142
>>62877232
No fucking way.
There’s no fucking way the orange nigger wants to do a fucking amnesty after 10 years of The Great Wall of Murica and doing fucking ICE patrols that killed that George Foid bitch and the white twink in minneapolis.

If that’s true, I really do hope the democrats put his ass in prison for being such a fucking pussy
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>>62877242
>deadline
No, she has a deadline, an expiration date.
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>>62877247
yes, it’s a foid, but some finance dork probably wrote the script for her
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>>62877249
bro... trump is a new york conman. how the fuck did so many americans fall for his bullshit
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>>62877215
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>>62877242
is she single? i can fix her
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Attention

25% of my portfolio is defensive
35% is you count value as defensive

If there's actually a major correction,
I can rotate those holdings more aggressive
you know that, right?

So you make fun of me when you're down 30%
and I'm down 10% from ATH,
and several of my holdings are up since then not lower

so keep making fun of me
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>>62877265
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>>62877242
>Bids
Auction.
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>>62877266

Funny, Buffett encouraged Bill Gates to diversify and he did, selling a bunch of his microsoft stocks. If he hadn't, he'd be the richest person on earth, beating Elon by almost half a tril.
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>>62877271
Fake news anon, ask your ai about it.
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so was chinese spy pussy priced in already?
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>>62877228
ASGM
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>>62877266
You obviously don't understand the difference between defensive and diversification

BRKB is 100% defensive
and moderately diversified
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>>62877273
How does Huang comitting a sin influence Nvidia's business? It is kinda obvious he didn't actually give up any of the secret techno-sorcery techniques to make good gpus to the spy, so alls good.
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>>62877273
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>”Yes, I fucked that gook bitch that you guys saw me with”
>news media shits itself
poor nigga can’t get his dick wet without the globohomos losing their fucking minds

if the bitch was white or nigvideo wasn’t currently being strong-armed by globohomos over china for the ai bubble, nobody would fucking care.

some nerdy gook fucked a hot gook from across the river at the wrong fucking time in the economic cycle, and now everyone is losing their fucking minds.
Being a well-known CEO must be excruciating for their sex life.
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>>62877281
jensen owns nvidia fag
if he wants to give away nvidia secrets to chinese spies that should be his rgiht
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>>62877277
You can always hold cash and buy your actual investments at a low price instead of buying KO because its "defensive".
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>>62877249
All he cares about is his money and his legacy.
100% he'll pull some backroom deal, amnesty to avoid impeachments or other dem targeting.
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>>62877228
It seems less risky to own US and international stocks rather than 100% US stocks. But if you're paying US income tax on this, holding VTI and VXUS is taxed less than VT. That may only be a small difference for you, though.

I don't think you should bother with factor-based ETFs like AVGE or the Dimensional ones unless you really understand factor investing.
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>>62877287
A lot of defensive companies are effectively bonds,
KO is one such company
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>>62877289
Probably already did.
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>>62877265
25% of your portfolio is DefEnSiVe
40% of my portfolio is straight up cash
you’re underprepared for taking advantage of a proper bear market
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>>62877142
Kek
>>62877242
Kek
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>>62877258
>yea he scammed and fucked over everyone he's met in the past 50 years
>but he wouldn't do that to me.
>this time it's different
A tale as old as time.
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>>62877285
>the ai bubble

This changes everything
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>>62877268
oh really?
so it’s not even going to be a gradual reveal over a couple weeks of how rotten and unwanted the bag is, it’s literally going to be a one-day reveal of who the fuck actually wants to hold the bag?
that’s probably going to be a very exciting day
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>>62877294
Some of my defensive sleeve IS CASH
fucking commodities
fucking SHORTS
LONG DURATION
GOLD
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>>62877286
>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang owns approximately 3.58% to 4% of Nvidia.
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>>62877281
>It is kinda obvious he didn't actually give up any of the secret techno-sorcery techniques
fucking exactly.
the nigga just got his dick wet across the fucking river.
the globohomos are just shitting themselves because muh random flavor of the month asset bubble picked him, so he’s not supposed to go taming strange over there until the bubble pops.
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>>62877305
KWAB he's a fucking wagie and some fag is still gonna try to shoot him
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>>62877304
>fucking commodities
>fucking SHORTS
>LONG DURATION
>GOLD
Those seem more like diversifiers, not defensive assets.
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tranny bobo sisters I am afraid to look at the market anymore. Too many nightmares. Will tomorrow bring back the bull run?
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>>62877289
>some backroom deal, amnesty to avoid impeachments or other dem targeting
as if he can avoid a fucking democrat lynching lmao
He’s been orange hitler for 10 fucking years. He had a massive window of opportunity 12-18 months ago, and he absolutely shit the fucking bed.
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>>62877277
diversification Is a meme if you check correlation between assets you hold.
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>>62877302
We're starting with a 2...
doiheara3canigeta4anyonewanta5?
Igota5!nextisasixcanwegeta7?
Canigeta7beforethe A.I. bubble popsss?
Igotta9andcanigeta10?
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SCOOPS TONGUES MY ANUS
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>>62877315
I never said he was smart
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>>62877306
He sold China some top MLG gamer cards in exchange, which of course is what he wanted to do anyway, and which big boy Xi kind of doesn't want anymore anyways? Shits getting very Asian
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>>62877315
He's punishing republicans for voting against him in the mid terms he doesn't care he is and always was a massive narcissist
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>>62877324
No somebody told him to be nice to not get zutted but he's gonna forget in 2 days
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>>62877315
The only thing Trump did with the Republican majority house and senate was pass some gay ass "Big Beautiful BBC Bill" and then did fuck all.
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>>62877317
It could just fucking go no-bid.
There’s no way it won’t go for at least pennies on the dollar because you can always liquidate assets in a bankruptcy, but I want to know how low it goes.
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>>62877310
Anything could be considered diversification

If you own 100% MSTR
and then you split it with 20% SPCX that is diversification.

Poor diversification, but it is diversifying

Diversification is not specific to any one asset. Any asset could be a diversifier as long as it is substantially differentiated from your other holdings. Any asset.

Defensive is an attribute of an asset. An asset is either defensive or it is not. It doesn't matter what your other holdings are,
unless you're ass skewed aggressive with leverage then throw in SPY then in that kind of circumstance you could maybe call SPY defensive in relation to your portfolio.But that is not how people usually determine if an asset is defensive.
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>>62877242
Funds are safu with Jensen Huang he is a trustworthy loyal american hero
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>>62877335
I simply won't let you liquidate chatti
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>>62877305
So this is for retail investors’ money.
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Meanwhile, where is that chinese spy? Back in china?
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>>62877345
why is she wearing the borat swimsuit
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>>62877337
So commodities, short positions on individual stocks, long-duration Treasury bonds, and gold don't seem defensive. All of those are volatile and often perform very poorly.
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>>62877345
god bless u anon
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MAGA
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>>62877350
because she's probably from Kazakhstan, duh
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>>62877350
Before the jew decided to wear it, it was for women
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>>62877319
I guess that’s true
He’ll probably try to strike deals for digging out of the lynching, but it’s absolutely coming

>>62877323
>He sold China some top MLG gamer cards in exchange
I heard about the RTX Pro 5500 shenanigan. Yeah, he dropped 5090 production and swapped it for this new higher margin lineup that still falls just a hair under some threshold for sanctions.
>which of course is what he wanted to do anyway
Fucking obviously lmao
the chinese girl obviously had nothing to do with him wanting to unload as many GPUs as possible for as much as possible before the bubble pops.
>which big boy Xi kind of doesn't want anymore anyways
yeah, I doubt that.
Those huawei atlas chips are pretty fucking sweet at everything except memory bandwidth, which MoE LLMs seems to solve as an issue but ig that nigvideo stuff is just crack for the globohomos and ai niggers
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>>62877345
how is a half naked gook related to financial and business stuff
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>>62877352
Defensive is an objective measurement
not an opinion of what seems defensive
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>>62877365
Shut the fuck up.
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>>62877363
it's amazing how china stocks find ways to dissapoint over and over again
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>>62877368
this. My question was more important
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>>62877324
>punishing republicans for voting against him
interesting theory.
I saw he’s cutting foreign aid to israel; perhaps that’s also a punishment for AIPAC failing to carry their weight
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>>62877366
What I described is historical price movements, i.e. objective measurement.
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>>62877365
Does that look like a spy to you?
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What will markets do next week?
>smigger sentiment poll
>vote anonymously on what you think markets will do next week, see what other smiggers predict
>picrel, last week's poll for the week closing on the 6th
>linkrel, vote on next week's poll
>https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYx5NAna
>https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYx5NAna

>ANON'S HISTORIC ACCURACY RATING
>66.9% average weighted weekly prediction vs average score of all major markets
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>>62877329
Absolutely fucking right.
HE HASNT ENDED THE FUCKING OPT PROGRAM THAT IMPORTS 500,000 JEETS PER YEAR. HE DOESNT EVEN NEED CONGRESS FOR THAT; IT CAN JUST BE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.
I WILL LITERALLY NEVER FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT.
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>>62877377
>Does that look like a spy to you
is she asian?
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>>62877381
please calm down. You just woke up my grandma
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>>62877339
lul
He really should just be dumping chips on china too.
I think the china fearmongering is unwarranted bullshit pushed by lobbyists.

>>62877345
that outfit is gay nigger slop, but what an amazing foid
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>>62877345
>part 2
Post the rest pls and ty for your service
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>>62877395
Here's part 1
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>>62877380
Cool
Here's my trading portal
What's with the burgers?
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NEW
>>62877407
>>62877407
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>>62877386
I guess there's only one way to really find out.
Sadly, i think it's impressible for us to tell.
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>>62877355
I fucking love the globohomo news outlets that were so quick to try to blame the election blowout on literally everything but the iran war.

>>62877368
this tbdesu

>>62877387
FUCK YOUR GRANDMA
TRUMP IS A PUSSY
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>>62877329
sure he did something
big beautiful bill was made to cut white people off welfare
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>>62877142
What an absolute faggot. Insane that we'll never get any proper immigration reform and will instead drown under an endless wave of legal and illegal browns.
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>>62876410
Thanks, I just got promoted
>woahhhh anon
>*rushes over and minimizes it*
>"email me that mp4, and you've got the promotion"
>"i didn't know you were this based"
and just like that i went from 30k accounting assistant job to 240k accounting manager job. thanks anon, really you've improved my life.
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>>62877345
Yeah I would betray all of you faggots too if that meant this chick creams on my shaft



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