Adam Jensen edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62877407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t28U-LBUC0
>>62878006A dem might be on to something here. Just as long as the record is set straight, then understanding what we did and what to do next becomes possible. Like some suspected, cooperation is at some point required. My stocks aren't changed in price that much even though the forecast was for falling skies. Wonder what those street people do all night.
Anyone ITT held that stock at this time?
>>62878024>-6.23% on the 1YBig yikes
My expectation for today is: ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL.
I don't understand how is it now bullish?
Margin calls. Liquidation cascades. A red day. ERE THE SUN RISES!!!
>>62878024
>>62878046turns out two chinks having sex is not really a reason for people to capitulate on their financial investments
How is the CEO cheating on his wife tied to any business fundamentals? My autistic brain can't comprehend it, letting the economy be controlled by emotionally reactive normies is a recipe for disaster
>>62878024my port looks like this without any nvidia
>>62878024Yes and I AM NOT FUCKING SELLINGPartially because I’ve had it pre-split so I’m massively up and it’s retarded that it’s down ytd
>>62878043I'm prepared for that eventuality, as I now am pretty confident that I will make a decision later to alter my breakfast in a way that will make it better, not worse or neutral. So I expect just jack squash. That's all I ever have coming to me anyway if the candle isn't supposed to get snuffed unless ceremoniously. Remember to eat right so you can set the record straight before you consider your options for the day. Some people might consider doing that a little bullish.
>>62878024Yeah, gonna buy more at some point today, nvda below 200 is free money
>>62878057nigga she's a ceo too and her company works with nvidiaON TOP OF him potentially being removed if the board finds an iota of shady dealingsON TOP OF his wife dumping all his shares in a divorce settlementON TOP OF short sellers using this story to fud the AI bubble
>>62878057I think they're pricing media circus and tougher chip restrictions along with more ai hate. Do I agree with the reasoning, no.
GOOG cheapies good for slurping
I feel like I'm in a movie.
Could have just played some Steam games with DLSS upscaling. Instead here we are.
Trump is gonna draw aggro soon if nothing else.
>>62878081>5 hearts>6 girlsHmm
>NVDA -4% 1 yearI will never understand why you faggots baghold meme stocks for years after they played out. the most autistic shit I have ever seen. 5.3% bonds are genuinely better than most of the pickem stocks here that you niggers are bagholding at the forever top
>>62878024going to slurp, nigger dumps for retarded reasons are always good buys
>>62878057it doesn't, its just mr market going schitzo as is written in "the intelligent investor" times like these are where the money is made. buy.
i have it on good authority that DAVID SOXL is providing marriage counseling to jensen, helping him to a place of contrition, repentance, and honesty. would not be surprised if the market forgives him.
Trump called Jensen a fine man. Well obviously, both are cheaters. And possibly traitors and spies.
I never thought a Chinese ho would be the one to pop the AI bubble.
>>62878087It will be just your luck to fall in love with the one heartless bitch
>>62878006I have a norwegian small cap that I've been holding for years and that has been doin a lil sum sum the last couple months.
This is when you want to buy Nvidia.
>>62878094Benjamin Graham would tell you to be in 25-50% bonds and not to buy anything over 15 p/e and he would probably be up 40% ytd just holding SCHDhe definitely wouldn't tell you to buy retarded tech shit. he does have a chapter on buying companies impacted by recent scandals/value hunting comeback plays though. maybe he would be bullish on niggervideo at the current level but he certainly wouldn't have touched in the last few years prior to this dump
If I had over $100 billion I'd go for way more prime chicks than that Chinese hag
Its over
>>62878113That's why you'll never get a hundred billion
>>62878111True but he would also be +40% for the last 15 years while tech bros are +1000%
>>62878119most of the tech trannies donated everything back to the casino and have set themselves back years in their portfolio progress in the last monththey will learn nothing just like you learned nothing and they will continue to just run their head into the wall exclusively buying leveraged meme shit and letting Jews dump bags on them while paying 1% management fees for the service
>>62878118Rude. You never know
Buy NVDA you fucking retard. Literally generational dip. Buy and you will make it.
>>62878059I am selling my shares..... TO BUY CALLS!!!!
>>62878126No
>>62878126Not buying your infidelity bags bro.
>>62878128Which strike/date?
>>62878126im buying the advenced micro devices
>>62878126Given the pushback against data centres around the world I wouldn't be so sure, they're even physically going to sites in Europe and causing a halt to construction
>>62878126If the AI bubble pops the PE could jump to to 100+ overnight. Not touching that shit with all the circular financing going on.
>>62878111semi's are not "retarded tech shit" fuck off with that low iq shit, it's the 21st centuries equivalent of an oil company
>>62878131Probably Jun28 200s
>>62878092I really want to buy but I feel like there is more bad news on the horizon. Might be good for a quick swing.
>>62878090>hereBuddy it's #1 on all SP500 etfs.
>>62878113Bro had to try the pussy of his people just once before he died
>>62878134the "pushback" against energy companies when they psyoped "climate change" was far worse yet energy companies are at ATH, fuck off fudding idiot
>>62878137>Last: 39.80Poor RAROC IMO>>62878140Understandable but I would've done so much better even if she had to be yellow
>>62878142Are you mentally retarded? If it wasn't for the Russia-Ukraine War and US-Israel War on Iran then oil and coal would still be the cheapest they've ever been because of renewables you fucking moron
>>62878136Kek, baggy!
>>62878024>You will never fuck a girl causing the US market to lose 225 billion dollarsHow can one man's dick be so powerful
>>62878130based moral investorour ports are in G*D's hands
Aside from the drama. It's fucked https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ81LlCNt1c&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D
>>62878046It's not really bullish. We've been dropping for about two weeks straight, so big percentage increase are trying to get back to the regular. 100 - 5% = 9595 + 5% = 99.75So we've been dumping for multiple days, even a one day rally isn't that impressive as we're working with less starting capital.
>>62878057Allegedly she's a Chinese spy/asset. China doesn't respect Western copyright or trademark rules so if she found out any information on NVIDIA proprietary information or processes and sent it back to China, NVIDIA now has more competition out of the blue from China while AI is getting squeezed by Democrats. Probably nothing but investors are skittish at the moment looking for any reason to pull their money out.
What do you expect for the S&P today?
>>62878134There will always be NIMBY retards.
OHH JENSHEN WHY A YO DIGGA SO BEEG?ARMOST BEEGA LIE BRACKWERRYOU SERR BRACKWERR?
I wonder if he made her wear a leather corset for sex
I always disliked that a chink calls himself "Jensen", just use your real name nigger, you are not fucking Danish nigger
>>62878147I dont really see it risky at all. The calls are basically pre-calculated. But I see NVDA easily over 250 by 2028, thats only a 40% increase over 1.5 years which is pretty moderate. The average price target is over 300.I just think, can it reach a certain price by that time and then compare the price of calls to see where that lands for strikes. So if I think it would hit 250, then I look for a strike + premium with that (or less for some buffer)
>>62878167Kek
>>62878165You mean the people that have successfully prevented apartments being built for decades? What you're saying just undermines the point you're trying to argue
So, do you think he kept his leather jacket when she rode him?
so many coping baggies here. I think we will fall a lot further before the shakedown ends
>>62878165You want to live next to a data center? No, probably not. They're bright, noisy, and raise your power bill.
>bro we need infinity trillion dollars of debt to pump my bags>please bro>they told me FIRE and that I don't have to be a wagie if I just use leverage to buy bags>please bro>I just want to get back to my cost basis bro>they said it was the future bro
>>62878178I do live next to one and none of those things are real
>>62878168Nah, I appreciate that Asians taking Western names for ease. Indians would be much more tolerable if they did the same instead of refusing to assimilate and keep their names no one knows. It shoes an earnest effort to belong or fit in with the society they enter.
>>62878108What is it vague poster king? Anyone buying firefly?
>>62878182Post pics with time stamp
>>62878178Alright put it in the industrial park out east then. The way to think about a change in public opposition is as a shift in a finite-slope supply curve
>>62878057>I-It's just an affair, who caresNobody cared about Bezos' affairs because it wasn't tied to the CCP spies. Moreover, he lied about that, who knows what else is a complete lie. But the real stinker is how he made that apology mail sent to all the employees. Who the fuck does that. Why even do that. If it's to preemptively defuse the grenade, it did the exact reverse. It could have been dealt with silently, but it did nit go that path. Someone is out for blood. And you, little retail baggot, will be left for dead on that battlefield.
>>62878148It should tell you something that that isn't currently the case. The lithium wars will be even more bloody somehow.
>>62878138it’s going to dump this week for sure, I’m waiting until before earnings
>>62878187Yeah, that's fine. I have no problems with data centers in theory, just not in residential areas. That's the retarded part to me. They're massive buildings that hire very few staff so at best they're economic dead weight to the community, and at worst a burden. Put them in bum fuck no where and put up a dormitory for your three IT guys and security guard and I guarantee no one would give a fuck about them.
>>62878185Nekkar ASA (NKR.OL)Q3 has been good and they've received a shiplift order in the US for 2028 worth >800m NOK that exceeds their current annual revenue.https://kommunikasjon.ntb.no/ir-files/17847326/19131083/20462/Nekkar%20ASA%20Q3%202026.pdf
Lmaoing at all the retards here that dismissed chinese models. Seem quite efficient to me.
I just got an alert sandisk is down. Mumus explain yourselves you were ooo'ing earlier yet once again you are failing. Whose going to refund me my losses? You mumus are successful since bobo never wins right? Well come on wheres my money? AAAAAAAAAAA!
>>62878201sanjay's dih will never go above 1000 ever againthey'll split in a couple of weeks and go to double digits immediately kek
>>62878050Kek. She has him wrapped around her little pinky finger.>>62878077>360>its cheap buy now>340>its cheap buy now>320>its cheap buy now>300>its cheap buy now>280>its cheap by nowMy bags are heavy anon when does GOOG go to $500?
>>62878203I was half joking but they're literally sitting at 800 now and the split is 8:1 meaning they will actually go to double digitslmaoing @ sanjay baggots
>>62878108I too hage stocks I dont share on here. I have learned a very important lesson. If I ignored biz since March, I'd be hugely up for the year. Instead I'm down. Seems all my non semi or memory picks did really well. Too bad I held too little and for too short of a time frame.
>>62878188we already knew chinese were smuggling gpus so its not really big news, just funny.
>>62878206it has been in an uptrend since October 30th man. 275 looks like it was the bottom. my cost basis is 300. I would buy more at 275/below otherwise I'm just chilling until 400
>>62878211what if it's all chinese spies
>>62878126Why? That garbage has flatlined for over a year now.>>62878135And this too. The circular finance bullshit ends and a lot of these stocks are dumping. I still cant see any conpanies paying up way bigger bills just to use AI.
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62878196You know i keep hearing about these mystical chinese models but when I ask what the websites are.... poof! The people I ask disappear! Just give me linkies.. show me one or several that do what chat gpt does and ill switch. Also, smug anime posters are , without fail, pedophiles with weak chins. I guarantee I mog you. I have never once posted tranime on this blue board.
>>62878214They want our bags. And they know our weaknesses.
>>62878188>If it's to preemptively defuse the grenade, it did the exact reverse. It could have been dealt with silently, but it did nit go that path.Never apologize. Never admit wrongdoing. Never give a written statement. Claim ignorance in all matters. Be quiet and things will go away.
>>62878175Same. I thought I out bagheld the majority of semi holders. Turns out I did not and they are still holding the bags too which means one thing, there is very likely wayyyy more room to fall. I regret not selling months ago. Should've stuck with my old strategy of>panic sell asap the moment the market looks ready to tank
>>62878207Unironically, my teeth are this yellow and I think even in hicksville where i live i look off-putting. I look like that ine guy from vh1's I love the 80's seties who had neon yellow teeth.
>>62878207I wonder if Sandisk will mimic Kioxia. Absolute ATH, followed by a slow gradual drawdown, then a stock split that has no positive impact, and eventually ending in the gutter.
kek tech baggiesalso>shitcoin at 74kKEK
>>62878216Because of AI hacks. NVIDIA should be mooning.
>>62878226>crypto dumping harder than stocks over something that doesn't relate to itjews are strange
>>62878068Don't forget all the conspiracies and fanfiction I'm hand writing on /x/ and r/ao3 (the official ao3 is still recovering from the crawler wipe of the entire site).I'm TRYING to save AI with my snail hands but the daggers!!! THE DAGGERS!!!
>>62878224I bet you smoke cigs. shits fucking gross
>>62878006>MU down premarketMUMU bros we’re getting liquidated this week
>>62878228crypto only pumped because trump hyped up shitcoins and did a bunch of Jew magic to pump them for Baron Trump. Him losing house/senate is super bearish for meme coins
>>62878228isnt crypto dumping because of the hack?
>>62878234>lose 50% of nvidia to the chinese governmentLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62878234She'd effectively sell her share to him as part of the settlement I bet
I don't have a new $10,000 nvdea GPU for handwritten stories! I also don't have have a Claude subscription (or netflix!) it's just me and my $3 per hour (that's 10,000 tokens) on my flip phone!!!
>>62878235no, jews slapped on the nasdaq algo for the down days, it has been dumping for a month and a half now
>>62878184>Wanted to give myself a cool asian name for a japan trip once upon a time.>It’s just seen as inappropriate cultural appropriation.It’s not fair bros. There were so many cool names to pick from.
>>62878238His wife isn’t the Chinese one that’s the mistress
>>62878230maybe he enjoys scatology? most smigger love eating shit
>Jensen slurped his noodles and looked up from his penthouse in bejing. The wind was cold and he exhaled the smoke. The crack pipe glass was thin and slightly cracked after throwing the lighter from the 75th story in a rage. "Stupid gamers!!! I'm trying to save America! " He screamed in agony after the hurling grunt. The wind flowing through his leather jacket. Still smelling of bbq mystery meat skewer.
>sold all bitcoin at 84k this year for large gain>put all gains into nasdaq 100 ETFs near all time highs>nasdaq immediately drops >will have to sell some shares at a loss to pay taxes this year if market doesn't go up soon
>>62878126Let the retards be.They will donate to us later when they fomo back.
>>62878251moron, but then again you're a goyim so who cares
>>62878234
Sir Huang's sexologist warned of the dangers of prolonged ai usage on the brain. He didn't care. Then, in a moment he thought he forgot something. Yellow hair flagged in his eyes before a knock came to the door. *Knock knock*"Sir huang. You have a phonecall with another world leader. An-" Jensen interrupted, "Not now Becky!" (His assistant wasn't named Becky) "I'm doing something important." Jensen tape on the glass of his fishtank. 21 of the newest, most expensive GPUs were floating in the coolant goo. These fish, he dedicated his life to them.
>Retards sell NVDA because Jensen eloped with a Chinese spy>I buy NVDA because Jensen fucks hot Asian womenwe are not the same
>>62878126Bruh, he was put out of the picture for a good reason. That circular scam can't be contained anymore. Quick reminder : follow SoftBank to get the temperature. Said it times and times again. It's the Bear Sterns of our time. Oracle will be its Lehman thereafter.
>>62878261All the bears are asleep. Like stupid snail 'dites!!!The bears didn't know what's coming. They'll wake up to green!
>>62878260I'll buy too don't get me wrong, but I now wanna do so at a discounted price
> IRAN HAS APPARENTLY DROPPED ITS DEMAND TO CONTROL THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AND COLLECT TRANSIT FEES FROM VESSELS PASSING THROUGH THE STRATEGIC WATERWAY – ISRAEL HAYOM
>>62878268Let the AXIOS and Walter Bloomberg mass posting begin!
>>62878268oh no, think of the oil barons...
>>62878261How long after softbanks stock movements does it apply to the broader semi sector?
>>62878268Democrats won. So America will collapse without them wasting any resource.This was the plan all along.
>>62878268>deploy the China fud>good now deploy the oil fudThe market rapeth
>>62878268>more fake news to dump oilIt's all so tiresome.
>>62878268>inb4 article stating this is untrue>inb4 market does not lose the gain>inb4 the next 2 months are a repeat of April and MayI'll need to see several days of non stop pumping before I can risk dropping a lot on calls for what is potentially easy money.
Jensen smiled as he flung himself onto the large bed covered in red silk sheets. Still fully clothed (except his shoes). Looking you you could see the fishtank in it's full glory. Hanging above the bed was a hundred gallons of goo with viscosity that made it heavier. It was suspended at each corner by metal chains. 10 feet squared or 2 and a half meters. A few large tubes gurbled the greenish blue goo gently but powerfully. The graphics processing units (NVIDIA RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell Max-Q Workstation Editions) swam around rhythmically, playfully. Completely untethered and free to roam.
>nvidia going back to $170im loading up after not loading up on tsmc like an idiot.
>>62878268short chads FADEthis is the nothingest of nothingburgers>ISRAEL HAYOMlmfao
>>62878268>Israelat least try to hide it
>>62878284Thank God. I can finally stop. I can't edit like this.
>>62878050That's like those dreams I get, where I have to somehow interpret drawings or other abstract images as sheet music
>>62878282this is good prose
>>62878246>he believes anybody cares or knows or even if they knew they'd care or wouldn't just use it as a reason to sellofflmao, how new are you
Nvidia drilling down, AMD pumping up. Our post-menopause tech granny is impervious to cheap temptations of the flesh and the market is rewarding it. Over the next years, AMD will slowly but surely erode Nvidia's market share, just like they have done with intel over the past decade.
>>62878284>deploy ze hot thai femboy spy, empty his ballsack and dump eet
>Wife gets 50% of nigvidia>Xi rolls up with the private jet and offers her a gorillion more than they are worth>She accepts>Nvidia become a Chinese asset overnightIt is over for you baggies.
>BREAKING: The US has approved Iran's uranium enrichment plan, per the latest proposal obtained by Iranian journalist Alí GholhakWhat a fucking fat orange PUSSY
>>62878268> – ISRAEL HAYOM> Oil still drops anywayEfficient markets btw
Sam Altman's past boyfriend. The CCP is deploying their gay twink chinks for the sililcon valley faggots
>>62878310The market is efficient, the people participating however…
>oilACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Interest rates are going up again in december. Sell as soon as you can. Party is over.
>>62878309Lmao as if pissrael would be ok with this. And even without nuclear, I don't think people realize Iran just became the most powerful oil producer in the world, as they control pretty much all the GCC. Pissrael is in a situation infinitely worse than before the war with Iran strenghtened, there's no way they 1ccept anything nuclear on top of this lmao
AI baggies are about to learn some very hard lessons about export controls.
jensen needs to step down and let a brahmin take over
>>62878318I already sold all my VOO last month.I’m hoping to buy the crash dip soon.
>BREAKING: The US has approved Iran's uranium enrichment plan, per the latest proposal obtained by Iranian journalist Alí Gholhak>Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says there has been no progress in talks with the US and Iran is waiting to see if Washington’s position will change after the “shock” Republican losses in US midterm elections last week.>Rubio sees little hope of diplomatic breakthrough to Mideast deadlock amid ‘outrageous’ Iranian demandsSo the Market believes some literal who Iranian journalist over the fucking foreign ministers of both Iran and the US.
>>62878322>Iran strengthenedYou people seriously are beyond delusional. Not a single iranian oil tanker has left the straight of hormuz since this whole thing started. Their economy is in absolute shambles.
Buy gold and silver miners.
Jesus, at that price I may buy nigvidia stock in premarket.
>>62878337>So the Market believes some literal who Iranian journalist over the fucking foreign ministers of both Iran and the US.it's been like that for many months, anon. It's just a constant cycle of Axios and Walter Bloomberg posting some dumb shit in the morning and the Iranians saying nope.
Niggervideo
>>62878336>fuck faggot in ass>here is your baby>never noticed the dicklook nigger this shit makes zero sense
>>62878337maybe that iranian is cousin with axios
>>62878348>>62878351Way too much usage of the N word here. Clearly mods don’t care and will let this place degrade into a version of /pol/ or something. Anyways I’m out.
>>62878353Bye nigger
>>62878353look at this niggerlover lmao
>>62878024Im out. Im out of this fucking bullshit retarded homo drama after drama. These chiggers can keep burning this retarded ass shit to death for all I care. SP500 and VOO from now on. I'm too retarded to keep track with this shit.
>>62878359you aren't supposed to panic sell the bottom.
>>62878092Then earnings will come and tank it another 10% because they only had two chinkillion trillion benefits in revenue instead of three, nah dude genuinely untouchable
Have no cash to slurp. Don't want to use margin with tax season coming soon. Owe too much already. Am unemployed. I will not learn from my mistakes.
>Oh no, my CEO had some succulent Chinese pussy! I better sell!
Reminder to never marry your bags
>>62878337I don't mind more demand for uranium.
>>62878353Lmao nigger
>CEG>estimated eps: 3.89>actual eps: 5.06finna nigger pump
>>62878353See ya niggerfaggot. Don't let the door hit you in the ASS on the way out.
I know it's a hard day but you can't lose your mind over a simple setback. Look at pic related. It's an orphan from the war. A picture of an orphan receiving new shoes. And look at his expression. His happiness reached the paroxysm. Just from some shoes. It puts things into perspective.
>>62878359>>62878361I just bought some shares, 13.8P/E 0.3 PEG looks cheap to me.
>>62878057She smuggled chips into China
20% of Nvidia's revenue was illegally obtained in one of the worst ways possible.
>>62878373Not buying your bags faggot, all the way down to zero haha
>>62878294Dank you for reading it. >>62878324I am willing to learn. Do I need to buy for the full masochist effect? Or can I forgot the purchasing and learn through osmosis?
>>62878360Yeah that's what I thought every time this piece of shit hit a new bottom, there could be five more bottoms for all I care, the market is still at pre-hours. It's all bottoms all the way down. I'm young, I lost the equivalent to half a year savings so it's more like frustration over not having sold at any of the previous dips and instead throwing even more cash at it.
>>62878379If you're not using leverage, what's the problem. Keep buying. It will go up eventually.
>>62878376bullish, nigvidia will be purged from foreign elements and TRUE patriots will take their place
>>62878382Afraid of holding bags for decades, unironically afraid of that. Yeah there you go, you can call me a retard now.
>>62878370niggers its mooning
>>62878379>>62878386if you lost that much gambling you are a retard and you should stick to VOO
oh yeah it's fucking OVER
>>62878395it has only just begun
wait so anthropic ipo is supposed to happen before thanksgiving but i mean it's like november 9th there's like two weeks
>>62878392So you're agreeing with me then
How are semis green right now while Nvidia is drilling to the bottom of the ocean?
>Buy stock in Scandinavian gold company that operates in Africa>Niggers are mining happily in the dirt for my gold while I am happily mining in ValheimComfy
>>62878382That's a very jewish thing to say
>portfolio +1.4% in premarket.stop the count, enough for the day
>>62878402Well you see, the CEO put his willy in the pussy of a Chinese spy, therefore the company is worth hundreds of billions of dollars less now.
>>62878306Wife would own like 1-1.5% of the company assuming she gets exactly half
>>62878389nigga it's over
>>62878057The Nvidia selloff is because there's already talks of more chip export bans to China because of the spying, it's not because of relationship drama
>>62878417Then why is AMD pumping? they too would be affected by those export bans.
>>62878379Sounds like you’re buying retarded garbage with no intrinsic value. Buy index’s if you’re this poor at allocation.
When are we getting news of a Lisa Su affair with some Chinese hunk?
>>62878416watch it do +10% today. it has retard strength. you don't understand. you will watch and learn
>>62878421>index’s
>>62878353N[spoiler]vidia[/spoiler]J[spoiler]ensen[/spoiler]
>>62878338And yet they're not the ones that just got a regime change. Curious.
>>62878024I think the shareholders need a class action against huang for this. shareholders should be made whole.
>>62878211I was going to comment on how tf the coinbase ceo has a hot wife when so many other tech CEOs don’t, but then I saw pic related>6th wifeuh, bearish?
>>62878431If an election counts as regime change then so does losing losing your leader to an airstrike
>>62878431Well duh, the iranian regime doesn't hold democratic elections while the US does. What kind of an idiotic argument were you trying to make here?
>trying to act as if there wasn't a blue tsunami while Iran does nothing
isnt nvda earnings call next week? how is he going to do it live with all the shit happening rn?
>>62878259>that monorail/train thingyit’s fucking catnip for violent niggers and homeless people
>>62878437>while the US doesIs this smigger srs?
>>62878435wtf are you doing up scoopsnigger
NVDA has fallen... billions must sell.
>finally basically timed the bottom for once>there´s some fake&gay China FUD that drops over the weekend literally only for the one stock that I timed the bottom on while everything else keeps going upFuck this shit fr.
>>62878431>comparing your party losing a midterm to air striking the leader of a single party system with such fragmentation that nobody actually needs the main leader to stay functionalAre you genuinely retarded? Like, actually mentally retarded?
>>62878444It’s all 4d chess to give his investors call entries before the blowout earnings report
>>62878437there's elections in iran and they have more than two parties
>>62878449
>>62878268I’d give it a max of one week before israel manages to fuck this up for us.
>>62878444What all the shit? You mean him getting a mistress? No sensible person gives a fuck about that.
Reminder: Trump has millions in nvidia and controls the DOJ
>>62878459Well, not necessarily, with Bibi Antichristenyahu out of office.
>>62878284why is that webm so hot somehow
>>62878460>>62878460She was a Chinese Spy. NVDA's biggest contracts are government.
>>62878353shut up, nigger
>>62878460her company was illegally diverted chips to china allegedly
>>62878466>women being humiliated>hotyeah I wonder why
>>62878353Nigger please
>>62878463The DOJ is going above him, because they know the incoming Democrats are going to be riding his ass on corruption charges. He can't suppress the GPU export violations anymore.
>>62878449>éh bøught?
>>62878024>wanted to try a very reasonable short>didn't and missed this dumpNormally it wouldn't matter but I was going to use leverage if I did it and it would've been great for buying new positions at a discount
so these are the chinese models everyone was talking about huh
>>62878447I smoked too much crack before bed and now I can’t sleep>>62878454then why the FUCK do the jews keep saying it’s a fucking theocracy or whatever that needs to be toppled and replaced with a freedom distribution system?
>>62878024>qqqWorks on my machine.
>>62878478I CAN'T BELIEVE RICHARD SOXUS WAS WORKING WITH THE CHINESE TO CRUSH SOXL!!!!!!
>>62878475>women being humiliatedYES. THATS IT. THATS THE SECRET SAUCE. THANK YOU.
>>62878471Anon you honestly dont believe chinese dont get those parts on black market anyway do you?This trade embargo is just retarded posturing. Secret service knew about this for months and did nothing.
>>62878454Sure, and North Korea technically has elections too.>The Guardian Council as an ideological filter: Anyone wishing to run for parliament, the presidency, or the Assembly of Experts must be vetted and approved by the Guardian Council>Ultimate power rests with the Supreme Leader: Elected offices, including the presidency, are subordinate to the absolute authority of the religious head of state. >Systemic pressure on voters: Voting is often not entirely a free choice. An official stamp in a citizen's birth certificate or electoral booklet serves as proof of loyalty to the regime, which can heavily impact their ability to secure government jobs, university admissions, or other state resources.It's insane how you leftists will do the craziest mental gymnastics to run defense for an actual theocratic dictatorship while having the audacity to call Trump a fascist and a dictator.
>>62878447Decent chance he was gooning all night with adderall. Happens to the best of us.
>>62878485>then why the FUCK do the jews keep saying it’s a fucking theocracyidk, its because theyre lying jews maybe, iran is literally nothing special in terms of society and culture, the youth is westernized, you can find their whores on instagram living in iran, foid rights are on the level of europe, but obviously they wont start a civil war because some orange pedo wants to own up to his jewish donors
>>62878492I don't care about the wailings of a bloated corpse. NVDA has fallen. The Market will fall. Billions must buy: VT, VOO, O and SCHD.None shall be spared the whip!
>>62878485They're fake selection you dumbass
>>62878488I wish I looked lile that
google just announced new tpus it;s fucking OVER
gib gains
>>62878496actually reading about COM Express, and SoM chip options like the LattePanda Mubut I do have a torrent of GDP still going from a couple days ago
>>62878507>$GOOGL | Google To Challenge Nvidia With Two New Versions Of TPU Systems - TPU 8TX And 8I Max To Handle More Specialised Tasks
>>62878493>Anyone wishing to run for parliament, the presidency, or the Assembly of Experts must be vetted and approved by the Guardian Councilyou have the same in europe, if youre party is fascist nazi or whatever doesn't conform with constitutional courts values you get instabanned from running, again nothing out of the ordinary, now tell me how having a uniparty of red and blue jews is so much better in usa
>>62878502>fake electionunlike ours, which are so clearly not rigged by the jews
>>62878514Shut the fuck up retard
Are we in for a nigger pump, boys?
>>62878507>>62878512Uh when will Google get included in semi ETFs?
>>62878168Turds giving themselves Western names when born in the West is something that makes the bitter medicine go down smoother though. Like I would go insane if I had to deal with Nügrüdüns even if the person in question is a third generation Turk immigrant.
>nvda and by proxy spy would be Uber nigger pumping if chink ceo could keep it in his fucking pants
>>62878506Same...
>>62878507>>62878512you can actually currently buy a thing called the coral dev kit, which I think is a TPU developed or acquired by google that regular consumers can buy.Nobody fucking does this though.1) because nvidia’s CUDA moat2) it probably has piss memory bandwidth, just like the 96GB Huawei atlas GPUs that china made for their own LLM companies
>>62878432the most Jewish poster in /smg/gold star award for this guy
>>62878519dunno
I slurped 30 shares of GOOG at $284
>>62878516I honestly envy the chinese a bit.The average american is way too retarded and careless to be allowed to vote.The average american is way more wound up about and pays much more attention to football, and then approaches politics with the same level of conviction and zero understanding.
>>62878024>AI bubble is literally popped by Jensen Guang's dickhuehuehue
>>62878437I dunno, ask the glowie guy throwing the economic collapse argument, not me, I'm not the retard believing in le economic collapse meme. I'm sure the average iranian is eating tree roots right now and will totally overthrow le evil regime. Oh, it's been two weeks for two months now. Also they'll have zero missiles left by next week, look at the projection graph! It says so!Well, turns out there's one regime that changed out of economic issues, and it's no theirs.
>>62878525>TPU 8i pairs 288 GB of high-bandwidth memory with 384 MB of on-chip SRAMgoogle's tensorflow was optimized for two chips cuda gpus and tpu
I told you niggers yesterday that money that was coming out of AI/semis trade was going to be rotating into crypto. It looks like it's already happening. Don't be deceived, crypto is still useless vaporware, but a massive niggerpump of shitcoins will likely be the blowoff finale of this bull.
I was told today would be a red day. Where is the red?
>>62878412>the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent
So why arent you slurping TQQQ, SOXL or just NVDA?
>>62878540We got it right this time.
>>62878507Are jeet CEOs safe from Chink spies?
>>62878562Remember when jeets demanded to be classified as Asian?
>>62878551huh? its down on the monthly, weekly and daily chart, at least BTC is
>>62878550>A single TPU 8t superpod now scales to 9,600 chips and two petabytes of shared high bandwidth memory, with double the interchip bandwidth of the previous generation. This architecture delivers 121 ExaFlops of compute and allows the most complex models to leverage a single, massive pool of memory.
we did it
>>62878540Envycados huh. Maybe to balance that out is something Red sure. Some say magenta, or red-purple. Is there a doctor in the house who can sort a remedy out for this shit?
>>62878024Most do
>>62878565Normally crypto sells off way harder after any negative news in tech. The fact that BTC and others are still above their August lows despite all the bad news we've had in the past month is an extremely bullish sign.
I need an Ed Zitron video on the NVDA situation. NOW.
Rock sisters, it's good being a luddite
how many of you retards panic sold AMD
>>62878579Not even a luddite, a fucking caveman, collecting rocks mined by shit covered niggers somewhere in the heart of the Congo.
>Spy up 1 percent pre marketEither this is the golden bull run or we nigger dump into oblivion
I'm one of the "AI is a bubble" people, but even I have to admit that NVDA dropping 5% because the CEO had an affair with some Chinese woman who may or may not be a spy is an overreaction.
Remember that company that lost a lot of market cap because the CEO shagged young womenNeither does anyone else
>>62878589There's no way they would bull trap right?
the chinese models turned out to be a threat to AI
>>62878592The whales need an excuse to take profits, and a narrative to point to when the whole thing collapses over the next year.
>>62878594Why are you being so obtuse? Is it deliberate?
>>62878562Not even the most loyally trained spy want to seduce a jeet.
>>62878589We finna bouta niggerdump later
>>62878595Too much bullish news desu. The economy runs on Google and they just announced nigger pump news and not speculation
>>62878597lol
>>62878597She used to work for a living? What's that like?
>>62878594>Growing Up is Worshiping the Sun
>>62878610>the sunIt's bowing down in humility to being a speck of dust in the creative intelligence of the universe
>>62878610the world run on ENERGY and the sun is FREE ENERGY
Ban what ever the fuck this faggot site is
>>62878610Yes, because it's the only thing that quantifiably matters.You know, Superman also gets his powers from the sun. It do be like this.
>>62878610Yeah my guy already tried that with the Aten. You can forgive him for only trying his best. For many it is quite a peaceful content existence sure. But it loses. Oh well... Love him anyway. Thanks Mr. Martin for the free and completely unclear history lesson.
>>62878601Kash Patel's Israeli intelligence wife would oppose that statement.
>>62878595>>62878589>>62878603bulltrap before horrific CPI print tomorrow into more scandals and Jew bullshit and then a bunch of dogshit earnings like CRWV and CBRS that prove the AI trade was just a Jewish bagholder scam
$NVDA going down to $90
>>62878576Is a rerun ok?the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent
is there any single worse piece of fruit than fucking blackberries?
It feels good knowing I'd be sussing af if any attractive woman came on hard to me.
>>62878627Nigga you would rather talk about fucking fruit than stocks in a stock market thread
>>62878627durian. the cursed nigger fruit
>>62878576>>62878626short NVDA then buy back at $75
>>62878627I'll take em when they're free. At cost it's really pointless it's true.
>>62878627Niggerberries
>>62878615>>62878622I am pretty sure he is worshiping the sun anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQLWIuKxPATHE SUN IS ENERGY!THE SUN GROWS THE WHEAT!THE WHEAT CREATES FUTURES!THE FUTURES MAKE THE MARKET!
>NVDA is back to 2025 summer price
>>62878528CEOs work form me they need to stop fucking and concentrate on increasing my net worth.
>>62878644You will never own slaves, Chaim. Its really embarrassing constantly asking for them.
>>62878576https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k44OmbYqLzkHere you go
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>>62878576pops can usually be traced back to a single pillar falling which cascades through the markets. it's going to be hilarious seeing that some chink spy pussy is what kicked off the great AI depression.
>>62878627Tomatoes
>>62878667It has many uses otherwise thoughbeaver. Like as a Palindrome.
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