tard edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62880716
Predictions for tomorrow?
at least you got the messageyour tears are delicious
>>62881336beat u again loser
>>62881336and his image got deletedwill the subhuman ever get over it?
>>62881335Nigger Tuesday but KO will moon.
Remember baggies, go all-in on buying this bear market rally with margin, so that way we can capitulate extra hard.
NIGGERS
>>62881335>Predictions for tomorrow?
>KOSPI pump fadingGood
>>62881318>Smart moneyWhat is this smart money, is it like a smart fridge? All my cash looks the same to me, how do I get this smart money?>Without access to new funding, these companies are going bankrupt.Anons learns about the concept of venture capital.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62881328This is a dead cat bounceLower lows are coming
are leveraged etfs even worth it mang
>>62881346>up 5%Koreans must have really stressful and chaotic lives, what kind of country-specific broadmarket index behave like a leveraged etf?
>>62881347Kek, baggie, where have you been?
>>62881352This gonna be you tomorrow.
Today I did more than +3.5%I hope that tomorrow is the same.
why don't you guys buy futures and options instead? way more money to be made
>>62881335>CPI dayI'm making a 0tde call for a big juicy burger and some KO (if they have any so often these days all options are just sugar free shit). Financially speaking
COHR is going to go up even more and I realize my gains. Mineral section is going to pump this week as well
>>62881347>Anons learns about the concept of venture capital.have u watched the latest funding rounds of openai and anthropic? it's not going that good
>>62881360(((insiders)))
>>62881335Pain, regret.
>>62881360>way more money to be madeway more money to be lost too anon. I take a buffy-like approach to investing anon, so I tend to stay away options and futures. Nobody can predict the future and theres a fine line between investing and gambling. Only holding stocks is the reason why I am just down by a couple of percent, instead of being down 50% because I made a wrong bet buying calls or got margin called on oil.
i ate two pounds of sketti and meatballsnatgas is gonna poomp
>>62881360Why don't you buy options on futures contracts using a margin account? Easy money to be made.
>>62881360I don't have options enabled on my account. I need to fill out some paperwork. Been lazy and not filling them out. Stops me from being a retard ape as well
>>62881360> future and options I am bad at gambling but I want to play
>>62881335>Predictions for tomorrow?ISRAEL PLS!
>>62881376Yeah but you need a pipeline to monetize that shit, otherwise just lost to the atmosphere.
Have you jackoffs cooled down yet?
>>62881381Best to avoid. Take too much attention and bid/ask spreads on all but the most liquid are too wide.
I only have shitty Australian blue chip stocks and know nothing about tradingis there any reason I shouldn't put 5k in Palantir and Nvidia right now and 10k in Anthropic once they go IPO
>>62881394Because it's going to crash and you'll lose all your money.
>>62881397Well obviously not
>>62881328Your threads do suck, coockold.
>>62881394Don’t buy ipos bro
>>62881394Never buy an IPO after the initial pop and before lockup expiration. Get an allocation from your broker on day 1 for the pop or stay the fuck out until insider selling is over.
>>62881401>>62881336>>62881340you're switching ips now to postu seething hard kek.
>>62881394Because credit spreads haven't improved much, CoreWeave might end up giving us an unpleasant surprise.
>>62881390I think the jannies cleaned up the CCP army that was here last night
>>62881335We're entering a damn bear market soon all because of ai debt. Whos going to break the camels back? Nobody knows. But its coming. We're effectively out of time.
>He holdeded nvidia
thinking of putting a good chunk of my portfolio into ANT around January, at least, if it’s promising by then
>>62881406Im sorry your e-peen is hurt.
>>62881411ESL retard
>>62881394Dont put your money into an ipo that just comes out lmao. It always crashes within the first 6 months. Wait till the company insiders and employees can sell their shares after x number of days then invest.
>>62881414your mother have onlyfans bitch
>>62881376you weigh your food?
>>62881414Youre the ESL tard if you cant understand holdeded is purposeful mispelling.
>>62881075I feel like a retard for not selling a put spread after the giga dip last week. I try to avoid selling the call side because it’s burned me a lot more than the put side. But this time I couldn’t resist.
>>62881413switch ips again come on... let the seethe consume u... every time someone bakes a new thread youll seethe it wasnt you
>>62881408That was weird how fast they deployed. The shills, I mean.
>>62881418SAAAR you grandmother is whore saaar
>>62881424What
>>62881426dalit timmy bhenchod
>>62881418>>62881426Dont pretend to be a jeet. Jeets do not understand this and think theyre in good company. In other words you'll attract more jeets.Pretend to be jewish instead its way funnier. Oy vey, anudda shoah!
>>62881394buy silver its going to $300/oz once the jews stop printing trillions to suppress it in 2 weeks.
>>62881419and i find the difference between what my stools weigh. it's a good way to gauge the effectiveness of your digestive tract. for financial reasons
>>62881432big if true
>>62881432I fucking hate silver
massive rate hike incoming
For me it's memory stocks
>>62881394Don't concentrate all your money on a few stocks, especially if they're all doing the same stuff. It's better to diversify.If you don't know much to judge which companies to buy or not, it's safer just to buy index ETFs like IVV or QQQM
>>62881423Just realize how much money you will lose if SPX expires above your strikes. 20 point wide is $2000.
>>62881454
>>62881410Everyone is Michael Burry all of a sudden.
>>62881459
>>62881454Yeah long term I want to diversify but kind of want to take a risk at the startI can invest about 1.5k a month (paying my mortgage off aggressively and targeting 6-7k a month for that), and am looking at 1k into ETFs and 0.5k on single shares and precious metals
>>62881446I hope BTC crashes
>>62881459That is true. The problem is that people hold a basket of assets with high cross-correlation.
>>62881464No real proof that he ever said that to gates.
>>62881459>>62881464I mean to be fair I don't know what I'm doing really, I just want to passively invest and not constantly check it
>>62881472QQQM or VOOSimple as.
I need to stop getting so hyperfocused. I end up missing big win opportunities because of it. One option play would've netted me a huge return off a small investment. Or in other cases a stock dumped so hard it'd be worth a buy. A few of my favorite stocks dumped so hard this year that I could've bought, held, and walked away for months. Today I'd be up anywhere from as little as 1.5x to as high as about 3x. It's not even a semiconductor either. All I had to do was buy on the giga dump and walk away. I'd have anywhere from 150k to 300k right now. Instead I got into the semi shit. Went up to about 150k and then it dumped and dumped and dumped some more. I'm now in five figure hell. So so far away. AIEEEEEEE THIS FEELS SUPER BLEAK BUT I MUST EXERCISE CAUTION INTO GET DUPED INTO GOING ALL IN ON THE SLIGHTEST PUMP!
>>6288145999% of people don't know what they're doing
>>62881477Knowledge is overrated just get lucky
>>6288147280% VOO and chill20% QQQ/DRAM/SOXX
>>62881476I don't give advice to humble bragers.>>62881477I guess
>>62881473Yeah bulk of my investing will be ETFs but I'm pretty financially stable and don't mind some risk
>>6288147280% qqqm20% voonasdaq always mogs s&p
>want to diversify>mineral is tied to ai>energy is tied to ai>financial is tied to ai>healthcare is tied to aiAI explodes it all explodes give me stock not tied to AI so I can diversify and do not recommend me food stock or clothing stock I hate those sectors
It just seems so obvious to get really long rocks with very little risk and big reward. Why would they make it so obvious? I'm sus
>>62881476Bro just set up weekly SCHD purchases and go live your life.
>>62881466what the fuck these types of chicks go to planet fitness? 10 dollars a month + that type of clientele is a deal.
>>62881486Apple/lly/costco
spmo booty spanks voo with the belt if you hold long term, dca and ignore the volatility. back test it.
>>62881480>>62881484Conflicting messages hereLooks like I'll go 10k into various ETFs and 5k into some riskier plays
>>62881457Yeah well minus the credit received. Max loss is around 1350 at expiration. I usually stop myself out if the spread value hits 2x my received credit though.
>>62881434"stool" is such a weird word
>>62881495Never in a million years could I guess that he was black.
>>62881434Y'all statsmaxx in ways I never imagined
>>62881479to be fair, I didI bought aura minerals back in 2023 before it rose over 800%, and just because I was reading the Joel Greenblatt book and I saw a YouTuber saying this stock was "very cheap" according to his methodologyunfortunately I only invested like 1000 dollars in it. I could be rich today
SpaceX 450$ Q2 2027
>>62881335Idk man the whole stock market is rigged.>good report = giga pump/regular pump/crab/regular dump/giga dump>bad report = giga dump/regular dump/crab/regular pump/giga pumpAnd before any of you say that's not true just look at all the earnings even those from outside the AI related ones. The exact same behavior one earnings the good report pumps them, the next it giga dumps them.
>>62881459Yeah that’s me. He’s describing me
>>62881385fuck i should have bought contellation
>>62881481>humble bragger>literally lost moneySheesh how much did you lose that my losses are still a brag worthy?>>62881488What life? Picking up boxes in a warehouse? Getting le hecking "management" job in retail/fast food/warehouse where it's averages out to like $2 more than the people you manage? No thanks, I need to escape the wagie cagie. I don't even need a lot, just a nice $300k and I can trade cautiously on long term horizons. AIEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T I SELL IN JUNE!
>>62881508I think the sentiment towards AI right now is different from what it was last week maybe because of Anthropic. Even Nvidia's "scandal" didn't keep the market down. I would love to know what you guys think about Coreweave though, anyone here actually invested in it? I have like 10 Nvidia shares which will be affected because of Coreweave, but it can also change the sentiment towards AI if they do really badly.
>>62881513Sounds like you need to get a better job m8
Down we go. Sorry mumu, hope you sold the exit pump
>>62881513I am only down like 4% right now and I only seriously started investing a couple of weeks ago. I only have like 30k invested, thats why I was calling his five-figure hell a humble brag
I will add some chevron if we get a large drop below 200
>>62881513>>62881520Sorry I didn't look at the ID, you are the humble brager. I mean anon, if you play with leverage and margin, theres only two ways thing can end for you. One is much more likely than the other.
how much are >we expecting the brent to fall?
>>62881508You're just feeling the turbulence caused by large institutions shifting to and from certain investments.
>>6288150820% of the market players are retail investors while holding only 10% of the entire market value.Just get in early next time. I always go early then barely give a fuck. Wait for the next crash if you think the system is rigged. Put your money in tbills while you wait.
How are people net down on the year? Voo and Vt are up 9+% still. No way you were seriously concentrating into peak cyclicality electronic components?
>>62881508How is it a scam? You were given the option to buy or sell any market price. You just choose like a retard.
>>62881538Being below peak still feels bad even if YTD is green. Dumb ape psychology but I am dumb ape.
>>62881486Healthcare? Stuff just randomly pumps on rumors. Just watch for a random whatever startup to start a drug trial and hope they either get approved or expedited in their drug trial, it'll be interpreted as approval mostly. Moderna pumped 250% because people stupidly thought they cured cancer. Ino? It initially pumped on the misunderstood expedition case, but suddenly pumped again today 25% after nearly fully correcting on no further news. These are high-risk, though, since they could just be 100% rejected for just submitting a petri dish with c*m.
>>62881360I always buy calls instead of stonks, stonks literally make no sense. I wouldn’t want to bag hold for years for something to recover anyway, I’d just cut my losses. Calls are that in a package
>>62881464diversity is our strength
BILL KOSPI
>>62881470l2read
SLV is down 20% YTD and SOXL is up 20% YTD. you would think SOXL > SLV, but you would be wrong. because SOXL lost money to decay and SLV didn't, SLV wins.
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING BUBBLE MARKET FUCKING CRASH ALREADYTHE DEMOCRATS WONTHE NVIDIA GOOK IN CHARGE GOT BLACKMAILED BY CHINKSWHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU FUCKINGT DIE DIE DIE DIE YOUR'E SUPOPSED OT FUCKING POP
i made this mister kevin trackhttps://voca.ro/1dJUeZaquYQ1
>>62881555If you hold UPRO, you got 17% YTD but the ride is smooth. I guess you like excitement.
>>62881558We're waiting on you, sell the puts
My puts will print tomorrow. The banks are already positioning and ready for the pop btw. It’s literally over but no one will admit it.
>>62881558Turns out the Democrats are kike puppets too
>>62881559Nice anon
>>62881565kek
>>62881385Sea is gonna be interesting for me.
CPI
>>62881558QQQ pumped another +150% from 1999if this is really a bubble then it's only just beginning
>>62881558wait 2 months for the dems to officially be established in office. be more patient, you should be glad you have more time to buy long puts on SPY
>>62881581We need a bear market, its healthy! Also I need cheapies.
>>62881583there were several drawdowns over -10% during the dotcom bubble as well
>>62881582i'm so fucking mad, this shit has been prime to crash for months and years, and nothing has happened
>>62881585No no no you dont understand. I need cheaper than that. I'm making up for lost time here.
>>62881515People call it Debtweave now. Its whats gonna decide the NeoClouds but i stay away from it. Nebius is probably gonna pump so hard its not even funny.
>Market schizodumps 5% over ... nothing>Market schizopumps 3% over ... nothingNice fundamentals NIGGAS!!!, it is not time yet to field my cash reserves in such an environment no I don't think so
>>62881558you won trannywait 2 more weeks
>>62881582Unironically want to retardmaxx into puts but I need SOXL to pump a lot more. At least it'll give me an exit on all these semi and semi related positions I have. If however they cower and go pro-AI I might just retardmaxx into calls instead.
>>62881565you BUY puts? Selling puts is mega bullish.
>SOXL optionsbasically just a binary roulette wheel
She's from T-E-X-A-S, I can tell, by, the, way -
>>62881593>Cash reservesNigga a diap reserve in KMB is all you need. You had fucking months.
>>62881601I am gonna start posting this pic whenever I see your gay image, so everyone can cleanse their eyes.
what we need is a fed chair who just DOES THINGS. like just drop interest rates to 0% one day, boom, just like that. big risks, big payoff. i guarantee you we'd all be better off with some real ACTION
>>62881603>gay groomingI know its a stupid cartoon but come on
>>62881464based buffet outjewed that kike
>>62881606We could fix this if we just had one month of 30% interest and didnt tell anyone it would only last one month
just spent 20 minutes explaining ai to my mom(neither of us get it)
>>62881611
Is it really this easy for rich fags to make money....?They can literally just sell out of the money puts three times a week and collect 60k a month...Why would anyone get a dividend portfolio when they can just spam this?
