Summoned Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>True Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous>>62883367
NIGGERS
Stop
I knew i shouldve bought SOXL at 52...
KILL PANICNIGGER SELLERS
TTWO is the only green ticker in my entire portfolio
Won’t it be funny if Jensen doesn’t get fired of resign and his wife forgives him and they stay togetherwould all be a funny event we look back on haha
I should have sold instead of holding!!!!
>>62883971shameless repost
SOXL TO $3.50
The same retard maxxing that made you hold SOXL to 300 is what will make you hold it to 10.
>EVERYTHING IS A SHITCOINthis market is sick. it has aids. I hope they find a cure soon but I think ANT is going to make it even more pozzed.
>>62883984iktf im a greedy pos
>>62883970>>62883966BASED
It's time SOXL
Why something obscure when you could've gone with a classic like picrel?
Do not buy Nvidia, Jensen is going to resign
>niggerweaveWhat are you expecting?
>>62883983This is unironically what is going to happen.
>>62883995>dat webmLmao get fucked future trader
>>62883956they don't realize thatnvidia got $billions of revenue from smuggling gpu into china.- investigation by fbi- investigation by congress- shareholder class action lawsuit jensen is done and nvidia will have to pay a very huge fine.add on that the incoming FED rate hike that is going to kill neoclouds.
Buy my HYMC bags
>>62883922>>62883958I didn't even ask ChatGPT to do anything but generate Bobina as she's described on /biz/. At first it had the wrong character.>No, I'm talking about a character that looks like an anime bear, often used by 4chan's /biz/ boardThen the prompt itself was just:>Yes, I want the two of them looking downward at the camera, as if laughing at the viewer. They both look at viewer as if you're pathetic.So Bobina being sexy is just ChatGPT doing it.And this one was just>Lets just have Bobina now, but the viewer is from a rear view. Bobina is turning to look back, with scorn in her eyes.God damn ChatGPT didn't have to cake her up so hard.
>>62884003>>niggerweave>What are you expecting?negros... weaving...
>>62884012META just dumped 40% this year on "the biggest trial ever and biggest fine ever" and then immediately nigger pumped to a new all time high lol
https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2026/11/09/binance-fired-investigator-talking-to-the-irs-in-iran-investigation/The IRS is the scariest of the three letter agencies.
>>62883966>>62883970Aren't you forgetting someone?
ChatGPT is unironically just good for porn. That's the only thing it does better than a human.
>>62884012>nvidia got $billions of revenue from smuggling gpu into china.um... based?
>>62884015>I prompted the AI for Bobina and got Bobina>people complaining the AI faggots only make Bobina because they have zero imagination I think you have AI brain rot mate because your reading comprehension is zero.
>>62884015ASI confirmed
Starts out earning, something gaining, something pumpingSomething inching my port back in the greenNow through the wicks of the long down bearish sticksMy broker's showing red on the screen
>>62884015Bobina owes me sex like NOW
Just bought a ton of soxl. I'm feeling it
>NVIDIAPretty sure yesterday's aftermarket "slurp" was a buyback, it's the perfect opportunity to do it and they have the cash.
>>62884031We need to rangeban South America.
>pump>next day dump>next day pump>next day dumpis the market really that shrimple?
Snibs won.
>>62884006others like Bill Clinton, Bill Gates etc just brushed it off but at least they weren’t doing the secret sex thing with chinese spies.
>>62884015Yeah, there is no way local models are private or as secure as people believe.
nasdaq might literally go to zero tonight if coreweave announce that they can't handle their junk bonds anymore
>>62884034I'm not sure what you're angry about. The original poster said I need to stop making Bobina sexier, and I pointed out I was being incredibly lazy.
>>62884050I give 60% odds he loses his job but otherwise nothing ever happens.
>>62884012> very huge fineSo what, like 1 percent of their revenue?
>>62883932Hey wait, this might actually flop now. Good, Cockstar deserves it. If gta 6 flops then gaming might actually fully die instead of limping along in its currentstate. Maybe they shouldn't have gone woke...
I started investing in May and I was wondering if stocks ever actually go up? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62884015>anime girl>rear view>looking back>scornanon it's a token predictor, of course the collective of human knowledge is going to emphasize the woman's ass in the described scenario
>>62884052Why wouldn't actual local models people make themselves not be private or secure? You could have a model that just isn't connected to the internet and run good OPSEC to protect it.
>>62884062You need to wait two (2) more years.
>>62883995This might happen during my next short lol
>>62884062Depends what you bought.
>>62884015>God damn ChatGPT didn't have to cake her up so hard.It's trained on porn man
>>62884025Correct. Meaning don’t buy until the inevitable resignation dump
>>62884014Short it all. Today.
>>62884057You included my post you dumb nigger and I hate the lack of variety nigger. You could come up with sexy scenarios that involve all of them but you don't have the creativity for it. AI brain rot has made you creatively bankrupt. You couldn't even prompt AI to get you out of a paper bag you moron.
I'm down -13% on 172k, should I just sell or hold for SOXL, I lost 23k
>>62884061It be so fucking funny, but it wont. Gacha GAAS and MMOs are the future and the consumer has nobody to blame but themselves.
>>62884062Review the S&P price action of September 2025 to April 2026 for most recent example. How to trade this: just buy in and ignore everything and don't touch it unless it drops further in which case buy more.
>>62884061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf7ROU2_8UA
>>62884058Lol why would he lose his job unless he just chose to resign. The guy went from being a bus boy at Denny's straight into founding and building what would become the most valuable company in the world. He has no clear successor lined up, and I highly doubt that the board thinks there's someone internally that has that level of sauce to replace him.
I want to buy crwv puts but got burned on iren earnings pumping. Whaddya think frens?>>62884078How long have you been holding
>>62884063I've done plenty of local gens but its funny that ChatGPT basically works on the same sort of tag system. Looking Back especially tends to give you accentuated asses.>>62884075I'll include your post again just to make your more mad. Cry about it nigger.
>>62884071whatever is happening is mostly priced in. they are already down like 30%. maybe another 10% down tops before the market finds something else to pretend to care about after they have their best earnings report in the history of the company while at a 5 year low
>>62881809That aligns with the average daytrading stats on normal accts. in fact it's actually better since usually 95% of DT are wiped within a year. You do have a lot of degens and gamblers however who are bringing the stats down. usually very young people with no experience or knowledge trying to abuse the system with acct and group hedging.
>>62884015>giwbwsomfaf
>>62884085I boughted at today's peak near 60
>>62884078Fucking sell. You never buy triple leverage unless your ok watching it hit 90% down. If 13% has you scared this shit ain't for you.
Tell me /pol/, why was he wearing the black leather jackets?
So who is replacing haung man?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>62883981Gonna be real with you guys I just want to make it so I can get a gf to cosplay bobina.
>>62884100
SOXL chads hold the line
>>62884101
>>62884012wouldn't big daddy government just bail the clouds out?
>>62884053>if coreweave announce that they can't handle their junk bonds anymorethey won't anonI bought putsthey are going to pump
>>62884089Man shut the fuck about priced in this priced in that. Nothing is priced in. Prices change all the time
>>62884100No one cared who he was...
one little chinkoid nutted and the stock market lost countless trillionsepic
>>62884082At this level they are all talented and I know everyone here thinks you get rich by being a psychopath but 98% of actual wealthy people got their by bring reliable and honest. Big money won't be excited by a man who lied to his wife handling their 100m+ investments.There are exceptions to prove the rule and we will see but thats the big deal. Nobody cares if you are a degenerate but a lying degenerate is a problem.
>>62884043>Bobina owes me sex like NOWUSE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
>>62884098*you never buy triple leverage with 200kLolThe fuck are people in thsi thread doing I thought I was retarded putting 10k into 2x leverage.
>>62884122>November 9, 2020
>>62884123>if you put her last name first, its Shah Aarti>Sharti
>>62884128You got me. I got fake news'd. Thanks.
>>62884064>Bobina is turning to look back, with scorn in her eyes.gives the result>>62884015Yes, you can run it on a disconnected computer. It's not that I don't trust safetensors it's that the trained models are public. Character.ai went bankrupt and similar sites have turned into what i can best describe as "swamps". Aren't there front end exploits?
>today's peak>check the time>it's only 1:30>>62884082>bus boy at denny'sIn college, genius. He's a xoomer with a quantum engineering degree wh has all the right friends from the tech boom 30 years ago.
>>62884124>Big money won't be excited by a man who lied to his wife handling their 100m+ investments.they actually don't give a flying fuck about thatwhat they care about is that Jensen got duped by the CCP into selling them embargoed GPU's and all it took was some post-wall pussy to get him to do it
>>62884129Kek
>>62884123> editorial noteNothingburgerShould have edited that to cause shitstorm before anons realize its fake
>>62884082Even if he does resign (out of embarrassment or whatever), they’ll find a capable successor. It’s different now from the early growth stages of the company. The CEO doesn’t matter that much in established, large companies.
coreweave was only viable because they were backed by jensen but now we know that he's a fraud. coreweave is done.
why won't china release their 18 yo semen demons and steal all tech secrets? the west would be powerless to stop them.
>>62884123
This is the happiest moment I've seen Jensen at...
>>62884021More common than you think.
>>62884127I have 300k in KORU (3x Korea). Down 54%. I just dont care, it will come back. I was up 30% 4 weeks ago. Its just the game.
>>62884097>today>60oh anon, you're exposing yourself to Corewave aftermarket earnings
The market was supposed to safe and boring, not a fucking casino.
>>62884139Why? They just send people to go to some big name college and whatever and then get internshits and jobs and then just steal as much as they can and get on the next flight to Hong Kong.
im going to be honest, i have a pretty small dick and the only pussy that ever felt tight to me was a chinese girls pussymost other women felt like fucking warm water, the chinese girl was the only woman where i had to actively try not to cumshe would also routinely get me to cum inside her to try to pregnancy trap me
>>62884137how do you know that jeets won't take over the company and run it like shit? they've been doing a lot of that.
>>62884146You voted for it.
>>62884141trollface on the left
We need to put a fucking end to this goddamn bear once and for all
>>62884148>she would also routinely get me to cum inside her to try to pregnancy trap meclassic chinese spy behavior
>>62884123Is this even true? I'm not seeing anything.
>>62884146It is safe and boring if you zoom out far enough
>soxl may be recovering
>>62884156yeah but luckily she had no idea how ovulation cycles worked so i would just nut inside her during her safe period
>>62884148Please do not make hapas anon. It is unbelievably cruel to summon someone into such an existence against their will.
>>62884134And all billionaires are psycopaths!
>>62884154Just say the word boss, us MUmarines are awaiting to be deployed.
>GEV running up for the 3rd time todayabout to dump this shit again. this ticker is fucking hilarious
Soon...
Wait a minute, Rubio really told Trumo about Jensen's CCP gf earlier this spring and he did nothing about it...?I think its a bigger scandal for Trump not Jensen WTF
>>62884148>>62884156bitch got a pussy like a Chinese finger trap
>>62884148How small we talkin? No homo btw
>up 50k on euro bank options during the last ten trading days or soFeels good.
>>62884124>no one will trust u if u cheat on ur wife!nigger please.
>>62884131Wtf does that have to do with my post? Has everyone's reading comprehension gone down since AI?
SOXL BROS
>>62884165Why are they so fucked up? Seen some seriously damaged HAPA posters on here, plus the famous porn girl and a few school shooters.
>>62884148you should have just let it happen, man. sex in relationship that's not headed for marriage is degenerate anyway.
SOXLGODS WTFWT
>>62884172>Rubio: Mr. President, Jensen is banging this shady Chinese woman and we th->Trump: Based
Nbidia bottom is in.
>>62884112
Just broke my phone, again.
>>62884184>>62884165The fuck are you retards on about? You realize hapas have been around for a long ass time. The steppes between Eurasia is practically generations of Hapas. It's morr cruel to be born a nigger and be effectively useless to your own self.
>>62884198Why
Are you guys ready to start aping into precious metals? I know I am.
when did you realize findamentals are a meme and that everything that matters is already priced in so you can just know what to do by looking at how the line goes up and down?
how is mommys little wolf of wallstreet doing?
>>62884199Central Asian hapas have zero chance to have light hair or eyes like true mixed hapas thoughbeit
>>62884204I'm going to prove my mom wrong that I will not lose all of my money
>QATAR'S PM AL THANI TOLD G7 FOREIGN MINISTERS IN PARIS THAT DOHA HAD SECURED "AT LEAST TWO WEEKS" TO PURSUE DIPLOMATIC EFFORTS FOR A WASHINGTON-TEHRAN UNDERSTANDING - JERUSALEM POST
>>62884172You expect trumpet to give a shit about anything at all? Have you ever even seen the guy?
I want to spend like 10% of my money on some slightly degenerate betwhat would you gamble on? qqq calls?
>>62884204
>>62884204I'm pleasuring myself so hard to this market right now
>>62884212Nvidia calls.
>Qatar's PM Al Thani told G7 foreign ministers in Paris that Doha had secured "at least two weeks" to pursue diplomatic efforts for a Washington-Tehran understanding - Jerusalem PostShort starts getting obliterated, literal 2 more weeks Iran news
>>62881809Also, there's a lot of predatory tactics these firms use (discounts, resets, bonuses, copy trading) to attract the gamblers back again and again, pic related. and I've seen degens with hundreds failed accounts.Real accounts are always better, degens just don't have enough margin cause they can't afford the $1000 /NQ margin.
>>62884213Holy based day trader
>>62884199If you think whites gladly suck tyrannical cock I dont know what to tell you. Whatever this and a chink produce has nothing to do with what Im talking about mutt.
>>62884210TWO (2) (too) (to) WEEKS
>>62884137You are very wrong. Jensen runs Nvidia like Mr Burns and Smithers do the nuclear plant in that one Simpsons episode.
i been out of the game for a long time why is bobo a woman now and why is she rape baiting mumus
nvdl calls now ?
>>62884207Some do though, I know because I have seen them in places like Kazakhstan. You realize DNA and genetic information doesn't get destroyed just because it's mixed. It's just sequenced differently from generation to generation but the DNA and genetic information from ancestors doesn't get destroyed in the process.
>>62884204I'm not looking
>oil goes down>markets start to slowly recoverAaaaand the playbook continues. Yawn... Will it be like that for at least two more weeks still?
>>62884097>dumb niggers like this have 170k to throw into meme etfsWhy would you not put 170k into something more safe, are you intentionally trying to get raped? I also assume if you have 170k to throw around money isn't even a concern for you
>>62884212SOXL calls
>>62884230Beyond yes
>>62884229Because Bobo has always been a filthy tranny
>>62884237It’s $170
>>62884229Because this is the AI future you invested in.
>>62884230>>62884220I feel like there's still room to tank before earnings next week, and then either it skyrockets or the entire ai market blows up
>>62884210deux semaines plus mes freres
>>62884229Because women are cuter than men
>>62884228Which episode are you talking about
>>62884171jej
>>62884229Bobina is the next generation
>>62884229because she's always getting fucked
>makes you cum inside her, tries babytrapping and making you spend your life with her>takes you out to lunch afterwardswhat do?
>>62884134>>62884177Go make some money!https://kalshi.com/markets/kxceonvda/nvidia-ceo-leaving/kxceonvda-01jan33
>>62884165its a cointoss, if he gets a daughter she will be top 1% on the attractiveness scale
Why are otherwise average Chinese women so fuckable?
>>62884255An hero out that window
>>62884255You cum inside her more you dumb nigga, wtf kind of question is that
>>62884253I want Bobina to smother me with her thighs while forcing me to slurp her dip.
>BREAKING: Goldman Sachs doesn’t project positive annual free cash flow for Anthropic until 2030Whose ready to buy? <3
>>62884262
>>62884255Fix her eyes with surgery.
>>62884262eventually you get tired of cumming in them no matter what... every chick is horrible after a while you cant stand that bitch don't even want to fucking see her. bitch is annoying when she fucking breathes I swear
>>62884260east asians are cute and age well, their culture isnt shit and their food isnt full of garbage.the biggest pill to swallow for normoids is that theyre attractive because theyre legal jailbait
>>62884260cause americans are so used to hambeasts in day to day life that when they see an actually slim woman their dick tears their pants.
>>62884269This is rape
day trading is just a fast lane to losing money
>>62884260a very high average, looks-wise. a 6 over there would be a 10 in europe.
>>62884260>>62884275>"Ancient Chinese spy techniques such as... *checks scroll or whatever the fuck ancient china used to write on* be skinny and be nice to the men!"
>>62884281skill issue
Why didn't you sell your NVDA at 230, anon?
>>62884282This is why I invest...
>>62884275>actually slim womanin america? all asian american women eventually balloon up in america a year or two into the relationship. and if you date overseas you get a wife that will rat you out to xi
What a fucking nothingburger nothing ever happens market. Was looking at buying BAKA calls when it was -2%, now it's -1.45%. Everything will always be slurped.
>>62884285i bought more at 220
why is there a sexualized anime bear girl but not a bull girl?
if you buy calls and puts at the same time you will never lose
>>62884287me too, man.
>>62884294Because.
>>62884272Are you going to make it anon? I love to cum all the time
>>62884294because bobo is the main character of /smg/mumu is more of a daffy duck type
>>62884295>death by snib
>>62884274>legal jailbaitMy wife is Taiwanese and pretty small. She's like 5'4 and AAA cup. A few times we had older people confuse her for my daughter.But she's also incredibly hard working, knows shittons of about daily living techniques, organization, cooking, cleaning, and being orderly. I can't imagine having a white woman compared to how much she helps keep my life in order.And yes I have been cumming inside trying to make beautiful HAPA children.
>>62884294Because the retards paying for AI have no creativity so they stick with Bobina. It's really a sign of how retarded they are and only capable of prompting the same shit over and over again but I guess they are the perfect customer for AI companies.
>>62884255for the record i will say anyone trying to marry a chinese girl -- the first thing you have to understand is these women think nagging and criticizing is sexy.once they feel comfortable they will start to criticize and nag every aspect of your life. if you are flawless they will actively search to find anything to criticize. to them "why is one of your feet bigger than the other?" means "i love you". you're supposed to playfully nag back, because that's how they view a healthy couple's relationship.
>>62884294Literally because market frustration (most here are bvlls) = sexual frustration
I really need Coreweave to miss earnings today.
i might be the only white guy alive who doesnt drool over overrated chink bug puss
>>62884285I sold me GOOG at 345.
>>62884311Gross
>>62884314I am white and I hate the gooks and the chinks and asian food and don't wanna visit Japan
seems like Anthropic are preparing seriously for the IPO, 2 new models released with a bunch of new artifacts, one of which is there to basically replace working in excel
>>62884314White chicks r better
>>62884311thats just what all women do anonfirst thing you need to learn is to ignore most of the stuff a woman says to recognize real problems when they appear
>>62884314Its a huge psyop and im tired of it.
>>62884307>paying for AIYou keep saying this and yet here I am, waiting for ChatGPT to give me more free gens. Why the fuck would I pay for ChatGPT when Claude is god (and can't even gen images because its beneath them)?
>>62884325Die in a fire boomer
>>62884311This is why you go Taiwanese, they won't nag you like Chinese girls do.Don't get me wrong, you need to do your part, but they won't pick apart every little thing.
Why are we still talking about this Jensen Huang shitIs someone being paid to push itI'm not discounting its importance to Nvidia but it sure is being talked and joked about a LOT.
>>62884326>unironically using this faggots AI
anthropic is the leader of AI why shouldn't i buy day one IPO
>>62884199You realize it isn’t millennia ago and in faggot fem nigger world, looks, jawline, dick size and height are all that matter!
>>62884333Bobos grasping for straws mostly
>>62884334Exactly, ChatGPT is trash compared to its competitors.
>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
