Jensen edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous>>62887291
Fun day my negros
bullbros, post your profits
yes, keep the mako flowing...
SOMEONE POST THE MEME I FORGOT TO SAVE IT
>>62887769Anyone else buy the dip on skhy or MU?
>>62887780
Its gonna crash again tomorrow isnt it
stocks prices been pretty crazy huh
>>62887784The correct terminology is 'niggercrash'. Or 'niggerdump' if you will.
>>62887783Thats not this!!!! >>62887421
>>62887780bascially buy INTC
>>62887784TWO GREEN DAYS IN A ROW (WOAHHHH) and then niggerdump on PPI and weekend war before pump again on Monday (greatest peace deal ever)
Anyone else here love technology?
>>62887775+5.4% so far>>62887784Not if Nebius beats premarket
Last week I promised to myself I would take profits.Now I have the "profits" I refuse to sell and gamble it again.What's wrong with me.
> mmrff mrr fffmmmrfff mrf?
>>62887780best I can do sorry
>Nfake kpopfag
soxs sissies, where you at?
>>62887769Still doubling down on helium, micro satellites, car door locks and jeet killing vibe coded games.
>>62887784you think it will therefore it won't
>TTWO +4.5%ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>he bought Slurp frens we will all gonna wagmi :)
>left $7200 on the table when I sold my QQQ callsFuck me this really is mooning.
>>62887808so who does this latina lady report to when she spies on me
A new thread means a new identity
>>62887811Her boss at taco johns
I am down today. Regardless, I will continue to position my port to maximize profit for the eventual AI collapse. Last week's correction jumpscare was all the proof I needed.This economy is false and homosexual, and can only ignore reality for so long.
>>62887811She talks shit about you to her friends
I buyed
>>62887769Jensen isn't a crook, he just needed to get his dick wet that's all. Honestly if the man just had some post nut clarity this all wouldn't have happened
>>62887784Kurumi thursday bro. You know it will.
>>62887817>he got the Ed Z mind virus
>>62887817You should buy what I bought a couple replies up. I am down too currently but not for long. Not for long.
gold is nigger dumping
Yay
>>6288777518k on KORU.
>>62887829I was about to buy a shitton of Koru at sub 7 but I pussied out o_O
BE bros we making money
Aped my whole poorfag account into 1 December NBIS $155 callIf this goes sideways I will stop doing this degenerate shit
>>62887831Im still down 80k. She is a harsh mistress.
>>62887833im still mad I missed buying that on Thursday I should have just bought instead of being greedy with my limit order
I got greedy and took a massive haircut on my gains for the day, but there's still plenty of time for TSLA to hit $420.69 before 3:30
>>62887834You bought this after it pumped?
Getting dead cat vibes.
> futures
>>62887815Stop posting that thing>>62887819Keep posting that thing (rest in peace Coco)
>>62887775i'm up a lot more on the soxl, i just sold some today
>tfw you only had so much dry powder to buy the dipit's better than nothing i guess
I just sat there lookingTwo whole days this weekWhile SOXL pumped 20%+i think there's a coined term for people like me
>I shorted intel at 55What the fuck do I do now
I almost want jensen to resign, I'm fully porting to nvidia after the dump if he does
>>62887840Yes, the bottom was only yesterdayThere's still earnings tomorrow which should be goodNVDA is next weekI hope this can pump a bit more
WGMI bros...
>>62887838>missed buying that on Thursday Ipublic info ties them to only data centers but behind the meter power for industrial, commercial, and large residential is very important. They are more expensive than turbines but they offer ability to size from 500k2w to 50Mw very quickly and their tech is easier to permit and quieter. But now since texas and is saying all currently approved data centers will go forward the data center scare is decreasing so I think that is helping return confidence, plus BE is still announcing new projects. Also look into SPCX - they are going to dominate the AI and data center markets. Watch the vids Brighter with Herbert on youtoobs who does nothing but talk about Tesla and SPCX and has lots of experts on. I think there is very good news about SPCX especially and I am rotating out of other tech stocks into SPCX specifically because of Grok and Starlink.
>>62887815Is that Florence Pug?
>>628877754 percent today.Reminder not to trust any pump under 15%
>>62887851relax its going back to 20, i hope you bought a bit far out though
>>62887852He won't be removed before earnings, literally 0 chance of that
its a bit concerning that Im getting used to my entire account swinging 25% in either direction
CRWV +25%Kek!
>>62887851>EDP445THE WHALES ARE OUT TODAY FELLAS!
>>62887847I feel pressure to doomp the rest of my powder into the remainder of the dip.
>>62887861I must be the biggest retard on the planet. All I had to do was buy shares or calls here and I shorted because everyone was panic selling and fear mongering last weekIm so fucking pissed at myself im having cold sweats while I sleep and diarrhea
>>62887868I'm selling so much shit for realized gains and you niggers are buying now.. hilarious
>>62887871just wait for the retest at the change of momentum it had around 70
>recovered from -5% ytd to 10% in a dayI'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>62887858Yeah I saw they were announced in that 17B GOOG datacenter in WY they are going to be very profitable for a very long time. I plan on moving money into SPCX its just I need to make some more $
>>62887871You could be in my shoes, if TSLA doesn't get back to $400 by the end of day ima lose everything again.
>>62887798>>62887775I hate fisheyed gook bitchestired of seeing thethe thumbnails are deceptive with colourful hairand instead of seeing an attractive woman I'm seeing some downie looking bitch.
Specialized funds most notably the Roundhill Memory ETF (DRAM) have become massive liquidity funnels that force mechanical buying and selling. When billions of dollars flow into or out of concentrated memory ETFs within weeks, fund managers are forced to buy or liquidate underlying shares of MU and SKHY regardless of company fundamentals
>>62887871Unreal, you literally shorted the bottom after it had a sharp decline. You better hope NBIS earnings is priced in already because if not, it will niggerpump and bring everything else up even more.
>>62887863I just want it to pump some 25 percent or more so i can exit my riskier ones and go vanguard long
Holy shit SOXL cannot be stopped today.
>>62887864Ed Cucktron was adamant they’d be the “canary in the coalmine”, just as well he has no positions or he’d be getting raped
it was kinda obvious that neoclouds going down this much was a coordinated effort by Musk and other rats who want them out of the game so they can control all the compute
>>62887885Well they are but now the canary is singing that more gains are on the way
>>62887808Turns out i cant sleep so i'll say it again like in >>62887502 : Only retards dont buy TTWO now, knowing that they'll launch GTA VI. This is LITERALLY twice every decade pump. Don't missed out
>>62887879Do people not know that there's people who casually make a market algo for the stock market as a silly side hobby?
>>62887852I want him to go full Wolf of Wall Street “I’M NOT FUCKING LEAVING” and then we all have a hookers and cocaine party
>>62887871Why on earth would you short it after it already tanked 50%? And it wasn’t even on terrible news, they still exceeded profits they just lowered guidance. Did you even listen to the earnings call, the time to short was like the day after
>>62887885that guy has been screaming ai is a bubble before nvda even went 10xhes just a plant to rake in ad money from all the perma bear looking for confirmation bias, he has no actual experience working in the semiconductor industry, why bother acknowledging him any further
>>6288777552% so far m8, but 200% ish if we're counting last week. Man, we're really gonna make it huh? I'm gonna make it, i wanna cry. Utah here i come (I migrate legally of course)>t. indonesian fag
Just dropping in for my once-in-two-or-three-months update to say that I still really really don't give a single fuck about what's going on in Iran, the hornymoose straight or any other sandpeople shitholeThank you for your attention to this matter.See you all after new years
>>62887851Thank you for saving my Intel.
I'm usually more of a passive boomer index investor type of guy, but is Nvidia right now actually just straight up a better buy than QQQ? After today, the Nasdaq is barely a couple single digit percentage points off of ATH while Nvidia even after today's pump ist still quite cheap.
>>62887901>utahwhy
>>62887851Nigga if you got rekt from shorting, then just long lmao. Dont marry your bags
Prediction for jensen investigation >after concluding our investigation. Jensen did not leak any trade secrets and was just trying to get his dick wet>nvda closes the year above 220.Disclosure: not a nvda baggie
>>62887915better than Indonesia that's for sure>>62887901
Debtweave holy moly.What happened?
>>62887871Lesson learned then m8. I was like that too 4 years ago. Just long with whatever you have right now nigga
Well, if Micron reaches $830 OOOO we're in for it.
Congrats to my Ameribros. What was it today? Armistice day or whatever? So Armistice day + Victory day?
I am half a millionaire again!Suck it poorfags. In reality I wish you the best, and hope we all make it.
>>62887851Why would you do something so brave yet so retarded?
>>62887920all 3 "big" neoclouds beat earnings pretty nicely
is onds pumpung tomorrow?
>>62887928I hope you're not calling iren part of the big3
what went wrong?
>>62887915>Why UtahAgain as i said many many times here, im an indie gamedev. I wanna fly to LA or Tokyo to dream big in gamedev, but Utah's gamedev industry is more welcoming to some newbie in mid 20s than those 2 giants.>>62887919Eyy fun fact that indian ass ghetto slum has been cleaned and the homeless there has been force-transmigrate to faraway villages so they can become farmers
>>62887931correct
$70 here we go
>>62887851Wait for tomorrow
>>62887933you forgot the FAG market cuts both ways and tehres a heavy bias toward bullishness
bobo what happened you said soxl as dead
>>62887914Yes. NVDA can recover 50% from here on out, but QQQ wont pump 50%
>SNeeDKAnother generational low missed by permabeartards.
>>62887935Old gpus being rented out for double is impressive but I don't like the rumors coming from semianalysis even if the rumors are false.
>you don't support AI regulation?>fine, guess we'll just have to stage a cyberattack on your retirement portfolio
i bought iren @50what am i in for?
>>62887934good work central government, get them bums a hoe and start tilling for the greater good
>>62887949SCHWABGODS WE WILL OWN... WHATEVER WE OWN NOW.
>50% in SCHD>25% in VOO>20% in /int/ ETFs (URTH, EXI) >5% in goldIs this the safest bet for the American AI crash?
>he didn't buy soxl
>>62887951You're in for a wait. Even I knew to buy lower.
>>62887957AI crash? Never heard of such a thing.
>>62887769
>up 4% todayWhat time does it all come crashing down?
>>62887962I mean, the AI bubble should crash soon.Al those companies doing AI shit that nobody wants, while the few companies running the AI models are running on a loss.
QQQ just crossed above 200 SMA today.TQQQ chads, it's time.NQ futures chads, it's time.Margin chads, it's time.
>CCP honeypots>literally my whole hinge in NYC is Asian womenuhh so how many of these are Chinese spies then
Is it just me or the free version of claude is becoming quite stingy? It just tells me to pay after a few responses o_O
CRWV saved the AI trade.
>>62887973pretty sure those are scammers
>>62887973Those are Nigerian romance scammers
ok but when will soxl start falling again? $100?
>>62887969ai dashcams just had a profitable quarter with eps that on its own was equivalent to their previous profitable year
if indian scammers call you, abuse them in three ways>call their mother a dalit's whore>tell them to get black plague>threaten to rape their sisterif poojeet>all of the above but tell THEM they're a dalits whore
be in us:>buy random options>get richeu:>no options>stay poorits that easy
>>62887953Its the local government that did it. Jakarta's local gov collaborating with backward local govs that need workforces. Our central government are too busy trading oil and tin kek (thats not a joke)
>>62887990who told you EU can't buy options?we can
>>62887966Retail investors collectively account for 10% of the stock market. Billionaires & institutions don't think like /biz/ anons, so stop expecting the market to react according to your lower rung conception of it.
>>62887979>>62887983Where the fuck do you guys get this idea? Lmao, pretty much all of them are verified, and have instagram/linkedin this is Debby for examplehttps://www.linkedin.com/in/debbyqu/https://www.instagram.com/debby.qu/
>>62887990I can literally buy 1 (one) SPX for 12€, pipe down faggot.
>>62888004BRB adding to my networks :-)
40 dollar soxl looking like the trade of the quarter
>>62888001All I mean is something good has happened to me today but I don't expect it to last
>>62887996tho most likely those bums will just be bums elsewhere. not like they couldnt be farmers before, just the vagrancy life suited them better. Either way, outta sight, outta mind. Let the new county deal with it. like in the US a few years ago where Michigan or something got all their bums one-way bus tickets to california hahaha
>>62887998Wait out till he finds out about 40x turbo certificates you can only buy in Europe
>>62888007I meant 11€, sorry. That's 8% cheaper.
>>62887998I don't look at Euro trash stocks. But was told that the options liquidity and bid/ask spread is so bad it's not worth touching.
>>62888011Oh, proud of you anon.
what the literal fuck is this price action? are the cancer algos turned off? there's like no selling and just steady upward when usually there's randoml red bars and then god bars a second later to replace it, what is this?
>>62888007that shit is fake
>>62887966After a bait account on x that makes shit up posts some fake rumor like "Elon Musk has advised Trump to make all Americans eat poop" and then skittish retards who fall for it niggerdump at 6 in the morning
>>62887998>can't buy spy because kiid document isn't translated to my native language>can buy spy puts and calls after doing a simple 2min multiple choice questionnairejust eu things
>days without mental health crisis and self harm>zero (0)at least my portfolio is up
>>62888026Lmao
Alright I got 5k. Should I ape more into MU or get some NigVidya?
>>62888029Stop doing that anon
>>62888029turn that frown upside down
>>62888029We care anon.
>>62888022No, it's not.1 NDX short for 91€?
>HIMSMaybe I *am* going to make it after all (I will if it goes to 100)
Here I was thinking that NVDA would keep dumping
>>62888026Ah yeah that new legislative.I work for the state. Lately all that comes from the ministry is retarded. Like they are doing shits and giggles for grants without thinking or something.
>NBISFucking OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bobo sissies really love losing money, don't they?
>>62888021So it can dump every day for a month and that’s fine but it pumps for three days and now you’re flabbergasted ? Maybe it shouldn’t have dumped in the first place
I would not worry.It will stop pumping. No way it will return all the losses of previous dump.Most tech is still 15 percent red.
>>62888009have at it. she already took the bwc in exchange for company secrets (me talking about how much I hate my co-workers)I'm just thinking maybe they're so easy because they're working for the CCP
>>62888047In gay terminology, a bear is a huge fucking faggot. Applies to the markets too.
>It's not- It's not shutting down!
>>62888029Are you the retard that broke keyboards against his head
I fucking hate zoomer dip slurpers
>>62887973>>62888056basedhow do you actually go from matching on hinge to having sex btw I think I'm autistic
Seriously tho why did semiconductor stocks jump so much today? Did anything change?
>>62887876I am overweight T and ASTS (terrestrial, cell, maybe soon space comms), so I am selling T to buy SPCX. Now there is rumbling SPCX might try to buy T because they are the least expensive of the big three (T, TMUS, VZ) and it would simplify SPCX moving into cell phones. So I will keep some T just in case because SPCX will have to pay a premium to buy it and waiting to see if they do buy how many shares of SPCX I would get for each T share.Always consider selling or trimming an under performer to buy something with better potential. SPCX and BE are in the early HIGH volatility phase so there will be future buying opportunities.SPCX is going for its next Starship launch this Friday and they want to catch both the booster an the space dong at the same pad. SPCX is also going to deploy 26 Starlink V3 sats if the space dong gets to the right orbit. Elon goes big each time. If the overall mission is successful I suspect the share price will pop. If it fails it might be another buying opportunity.
I feel like this is the top, but I'm afraid to buy puts. I already bought puts at the bottom, so I'm fucked for the day, but I think this is the end up the pump.
>>62888064Why did they dump so much last week?
>>62888029I don't like talking about this and I'm still doing some research. But I've been taking st john's wort for 5 months and I've never felt like this since I was a teenager. It could be placebo it could be some other things that I've changed in my life. I still don't know. But I would recommend you to look into it. I feel like a new human.
>>62887769So white woman get everything
Fucking retail cretins jumping in to buy the dip as usual. It's so tiresome.
>>62888064vibe changed solely due to coreweave's positive earnings callshit is so fucking stupid but it's free money
why is it called a 'honey trap' when it smells like fish?
>back to green on the 6 month graphWAGMI
MSFT nigger dump from hell
>>62887784Kurumi gets her new episode today, of course it crashes tomorrow
What happened to 173K SOXL anon from yesterday? I'm assuming he sold at close and is noose maxxing right now. Hope not.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62888056She's hot. Nice bag anon.
is it worth buying stocks from outside of the yoo-ess? i can only buy like 1 stock because i have to buy full stocksfml christmas rally didnt happen last year, will it this year? what do i buy to pumpa>>62887815something incredibly fascinating about her, there's an unattractiveness that i cannot explain
I sold everything.
Why in the fuck would you sell before NBIS earnings pump
>>62888016You have no idea how markets work holy shit.MARKET MAKERS provide the liquidity in almost all stocks (both Europe and US), there are only a few chains (like QQQ) that have organic liquidity.It depends on what MMs believe are good chains.
>>62888064people remembered the BBR (bobos be retarded)
>>62888066The top of what? The week?
https://www.sohu.com/a/1099521208_190410?scm=10008.1478_13-1478_13-70_70.0-0.0-1-0-0-0.0&spm=smpc.content.fd-link.1.1794347697480xvX1msifound this Chinese article on the woman, did a laughTalking about the spy>Actually, only the video of Huang Le wearing a pink dress is real; in real life, she's quite ordinary, and can't even be described as pretty.>don't underestimate women in their 50s; they can still be incredibly charming. And while their expressions might be undeniably alluring, it's sometimes a feeling, not a matter of blatant facial features.>Time reveals just how beautiful she was in her youth, not to mention her intelligence and inner qualities. Those who judge solely by appearance and have shallow minds cannot comprehend her. Flowers eventually fade; a beautiful exterior without substance and knowledge is ultimately just a fleeting moment. True charm is never merely about looks, but about wisdom and refinement.
remember stocks that faughtedbut dont forgetto honor your stocks that are still fighteringbecause some cant gave upthen you get the rest days backthey was always yours
>>62888095if earnings don't blow out expectations it's gonna drop like a lead balloon welcome to the stock market in the big two six
>>62888100The day for SPX.
>>62888095It doesn't feel right. This is not a proper recovery.
>>62888056how do get into her profile? it's private for me?
>>62888108IREN beatCRWV beatNBIS will niggerbeat
>>62888111Send a follow request coward
Y’all so dumb. If you’re important enough to have access to tech secrets and secure info, you make enough to just buy an Asian whore, you don’t need to commit treason to get laid.
>>62888104>All those stocks at a loss
Why are my minors sucking today?
>>62888091>what do i buy to pumpaNekkar Asa (NKR.OL)
>>62888110It's still down 40% from its peak last month.The AI bubble narrative is falling short.
Buy tqqq and shut up?
Just keep doubling down, it always goes back up eventually
>>62888118Its not monday or friday...
>>62888117just because they got sold for less money than they were boughtdont mean i gotta ever realize what that even means
2 4 6 8I will not capitulate
>>62887973for me it's DC. premium young Chinese women there.
Is it smart to play NBIS earnings even though that shit is up 20% already?
>>62888065A lot of people from what ive been reading and researching almost never mention Starshield as well. Its a huge asset to spacex as I don't think there is anything else like it. Big military contracts feels like spacex is an everything company
>>62888109Well I guess I deserve to be poor then.
we rippenwe gaan
>>62888061Yeah, I didn't do that this time though at least>>62888070Thanks, I'll look into it
>>62887914>but is Nvidia right now actually just straight up a better buy than QQQ?has been for years, but glownigs need indexes higher or else the entire "managed accounts" business is in jeopardy because they cant have a scenario when your schizophrenic brother has been outperforming cfa charterholders while high on marijuana in his underwear, which is what will happen if indexes fall too much.
the negroid pumping must continueno nut november PUMP LET'S KEEP IT GOING NO QUITTERS
Sekkusu with Lisa Su
ITS STILL 187 ON AN UNDERCOVER COP!
>>62887934I am in Utah there is no indie gamedev scene. Voted for more cheaper housing. They built more housing but didn't make it cheaper. Then they expanded the prisons. It's not another silicon valley. Global warming ruined the snow, the salt lakes may dry up and cause noxious gas clouds at the bottom once the bottom of the salt lakes are exposed.
>>6288814590% of the stock market is owned by billionaires and institutional investors, Bobina. Taunt all you want, but there'll never be a significant correction again unless some global scale catastrophe takes place. Traditional market dynamics are a thing of the past. The powers that be will not let their values be diminished.
>>62888168Holy based
Someone's short position is definitely getting liquidated holy fuck.
>>62888096>MARKET MAKERS provide the liquidityNo shit. Does increased volume tighten or widen bid/ask spreads? So if there's very little volume on Euro trash options, what will the bid/ask spread look like? How will those wide spreads affect breakeven and success? You're playing semantics with the terms "liquidity" and "volume." You knew what I meant.
i missed the dip
>>62888177Powers that be know how to use puts
My port is going up, I'm almost recouping last month
>>62888172>Global warming ruined the snowNeck yourself midwit
>>62888186That is too bad. You missed the generational dip.
Have you thanked me yet anon?Im making a yuge deal behind the scenes so you can get a green portfolio
>>62887828LVDS has very low volumePVAL and SCHD correlation isn't too high but I could switch it out for something elseJEPQ because I want to leanfire but I can't decide whether selling shares or dividend bros are rightWhat portfolio would you recommend?
>>62888200the dipped that dipped literally 3x in a daythey know exactly when to throw their money in and didn't do it.
boughted the microsoft dip
>>62888198If you have an 01b its fine. I've lived in the mountain most my life. Snow doesn't just get shit every yeah. Yeah after year after year. I love the snow and it's not my fault people chose perfect weather California to live in for decades. Like californified braindeads know anything about the weather. Try living next to mountains where all the smog gets trapped from cali. But go ahead. Come to the mile high club and see how you enjoy air inversions and extra gravity.
>>62888212denying climate change is low IQ !
Feeling really stupid about selling SOXL at $50, though I did make a couple k in two days
>>62888218Believing it's a real existential threat is just as low IQ as believing the Egyptian priests are going to make the sun disappear from the sky.
>>62888149Smart? Probably not, but a fuckton of people are doing just that. Mainly because if IREN and CoreWeave beat, why wouldn't Nebius beat? It's the best of the three financially and also heavily down from ATH
>>62888205my biggest fear regarding SCHD is when the health insurance companies finally get HEEMED SCHD is going to suffer a long correction.
>>62888224I didn't say that. You really are stupid, take care
>>62888207You need to have balls to make money in stocks.
>>62888218I didn't start it. I would consider areas that look like a landfill as effected by global warming so my definition is BROAD. Fossel fuels just happen to ruin the amount and timing of snowfall when you're a few states over from California. Also, since there's new people moving in constantly that do not know how to drive in snow, there's more crashing. You've been warned.
>>62888225Be careful, that expectation is now already priced in.
>>62888210Ya should've shorted. Linux be replacing that $hit, they da futuar
>>62888241but not priced in enough
>>62888243schizo
PUTS REST IN HELL ATH BY MARCH
>>62887871Bottom is in confirmed
>>62888205Look into QQQI. It's from a company called NEOS which just got bought by Goldman Sachs. It has 60/40 tax treatment (section 1256) along with Return of Capital and Tax Loss Harvesting. JEPQ uses ELNs so you're paying a lot more in taxes depending on your account. Goldman Sachs also has their own Covered Call ETF (GPIQ). I know they do Return of Capital but not sure about 60/40. QQQI has 14% yield which is close to as high as you can go with little to no NAV erosion. But little to no upside growth. GPIQ will have higher growth but lower yield. I think it's 10%. Both will underperform QQQ long term.
>>62887815Midsommer needed a rape scene
>>62888247This is your first year isnt it
i never bought any dips coz i was 100% invested from the start because im a retard who doesnt know how to hedge properly
I'm so fucking back bros.I may have sold the picobottom on SOXL but at least I had the presence of mind to load the fuck up on QQQ, SPY, and SOXL calls.
>>62888102>Talk to Chinese girlfriend about this>"She was just a friend, she wasn't spying for China and it's all a smear from America because they're having a change from Republicans to Democrats"I'm planning to move in with this woman but I keep hitting up against brainwashing. How can I manage my stocks around this?
>>62888241>already priced inIn my couple of years posting on stock-related discussion forums including this one, muh "priced in" is literally my number 1 dumbest fucking thing people say talking about stocks. Maybe that's how it used to work a long time ago but now shit moons left and right and we're basically used to seeing giganigger pumps every other day literally nothing ever gets accurately priced in and retards still say >oh but its priced innothing pisses me off more
>>62888260How did this guy drop so much knowledge all the time.
>>62888259be brainwashed with her. you might even get a cool TF scene.
>>62888256Impressive, very nice
>>62888263He made trillions...
>>62888225>Mainly because if IREN and CoreWeave beat, why wouldn't Nebius beat?yeah that's exactly what everyone already thinks.
>>62888256Goddamn, that nigga made what I make in 3 years in a single day.
>>62888259Are you implying you plan to tell her about your stocks? Or god forbid manage it together?You know better.
>>62888256Damn nigga nice gains
>>62887973>>62888056Are you some sort of millionaire gigachad? How do you have so many sexy chinese bitches at your call?
>>62888262This is how it works. If YOU are currently optimistic about Nebius stock after seeing CRWV earnings, why wouldn't anyone else? Do you literally not understand what pricing in means?
>>62887979100%
so are earnings reports the biggest movers of stocks?
Nigga it's over
>>62887946Idk bro I exited my sneedisk short puts at 1300 and it still doesn't look bottomed to me. The gap is gaping there and it wants to be filled.
>>62888262There are so many things being constantly priced in it’s difficult to say exactly what’s priced in any given market movement. Sometimes it’s rather obvious though, like a surprise in a quarterly report etc.
>>62888279Everyone's scared shitless of the AI bubble popping because muh neoclouds debt and shit though? I'm pretty sure the sentiment is still overall bearish
I'm selling it all this time.
>>62888271So even assuming for a moment it IS priced in and the stock won't move much tomorrow, it still won't drop, and NVDA has earnings next week. If they do well, and they will it will be a watershed moment when the AI industry starts proving they can approach profitability. If they manage to whitewash that retard Jensen we can only go up from there, and way up. These neoclouds are still way down from this year's highs.
>>62888286DO NOT tell them about gape theory.
>>62888272Trading like this always felt fucking weird to me. Its more than I make in a year. When I gain or lose that I have to be stony. Its all numbers on a screen until its in my bank account or not.My wife and I recently had a talk about I experienced serious losses, and we agreed on a 25/50 rule. When I sell ANYTHING at a profit, I move 50% of the gains into my bank, 25% into a safe ETF, and then the remaining 25% are mine to play with along with the original cost basis.This means every victory adds to my bank where I wont play with it, to an ETF where it will let me hold forever, and then I still build my trading account for playing with.
serious question, why has amd been increasing like crazy compared to nvidia? all AI datacenter GPUs are nvidia
>>62888290Having the Anthropic stock barramoter should help.
>>62888290Anon AI software bubble might pop.AI hardware is not gonna do that.AI is a complex system of different parts. Many have alternative uses if it gets fucked.Thats why they say invest in shovel makers.
>>62888299>Cyclical
Here come the doompers ruining everyone's gains
>>62888286If you're scared imagine you could had bought at 800 and already sold now for a 25% gain.
>>62888256Fuck I wish I did that. When did you buy these calls and how short dated? A return like that and I'd finally be at peace. Instead my stress is through the roof with how many short end of the sticks I'm getting.
>tfw I bought Reddit stock >It's pumping Don't care
>>62888256don't worry you will blow your account another day.
Reminder that now is a good opportunity to buy SOXS
>>62888092I knew this was the right call.
>>62887957>20% in /int/ ETFs (URTH, EXI)Those aren't as /int/ as you think you are.If you want to limit the exposition to US pick something like XUSE
>>62888307Some were for Friday. I've already dispensed with those. The others are for December.
>>62888092>>62888318Sold the top, now you can buy the Bottom SOXS.
>>62888314>CUcID checks out
>>62888305If the big gape is sitting there and underlying keeps going up it just makes violent correction look even more inevitable until enough time's gone by to invalidate it.
>steady uptrend all morning>nothing happens>entire market panic sells because nothing happened
>>62888329Can't be too careful
>>62888322When did you buy? I should have fomo'd Monday, I'd have made back so much of my losses too.
>>62888329Dump tomorrow.This is nothing so far
>>62888329Climate summit happened. Woke is back and this there won't be any interruptione. Don't cry about losing everything you have when they ban data centers and all fossil fuels.
>>62888256Based, congrats anon
NIGGERS btw
>>62888339Never happening.
>TTWO still greenNice>>62888259Never talk about stocks / cryto / invesments / etc with anyone in RL, never.Never talk about your real wealth online or RL, never show it in your day to day city / social circle / work / social media / whatever.Nothing good comes from it, never.Enjoy it privately and leaving no trace on / offline.
>>62888329Fuck panic sellers. Why they don't just hold to the ATH and sell the top there is beyond me. It's like they're too scared to hold anything for longer than 2 hours and are constantly shitting their diapers.
>>62884947I am a fuckin GENIUS
>VICE PRESIDENT JD VANCE CONSIDERS FACE-TO-FACE TALKS WITH IRAN TO END THE WAR>PRESIDENT TRUMP EMPOWERS VANCE TO NEGOTIATE DESPITE INTERNAL ADMINISTRATION DEBATES OVER PRIOR STRATEGY
>15% outside trading hours>crabbing during trading hoursThis is so fucking retarded.
NANI NANI? Nothing happened to my port
>>62888339Anon the only difference between le red and le blue is which parts of their plan they're lying about. They all want the same things.
>>62888279zoom out
>Vance Considers Direct Talks With Iran Hardliner In Push To End War –>oil dumpslike who cares? As if Vance has any power. Lmao, forgot about how Iran walked off on him? AYY LMAO
>>62888148my hinge in nyc is literally all private schooled Asian girls who went to ivy leagues lelthat Debby girl went to a school that costs $76K a year
>>62888357This is basics
>>62888066I bougtered last night. Knowing my horrendously bad luck stuff SOXL dumps to $60 and crabs with a slow downtrend to $50 over a full week. Then as I keep fuming I double down at $50 and then 1 day later the floor opens and it dumps to $40 overnight.I'm tired ;_;
>>62888356Its like when you are working with gypsies and they steal all the showels, talk all day and only pretend to do stuff the 5 minutes when boss passes by.
>>62888365Always has been
>>62888357the market is efficient o algo
Cmon tesla go up another 8 bucks for me during power hour. please
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>>62888256Based
>>62888357Americans really fucking hate money apparently.
>>62888356>Vance in charge of anything It won't work. The 'ranians are just fucking with him.
>>62888332Thursday and more on Friday. Then I sold some Monday, bought some other stuff, bought even more yesterday, and now today sold some.
am i still in time to buy the dip?
>>62888320I think I also have a bit of that one (or a similar MSCI one, I forgot the symbol).
>>62888365How will this look when the market goes to 23 hour trading
>>62888276I'm "smart" (went to a good school), have a good high pay sounding job, I'm tall and white not much else to it
KNOWLEGDE DROP:>QQQ and NQ are the same thing, like SPY and ES
>>62888296Majority of the compute CPU's and frankly a large market of the PC space is AMD when they used to be just 15% of the market they are almost 80% retail and almost 60% server side. You can do alot with GPU's for AI but you still need servers to feed it data.
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