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mean bobo edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62886610
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NIGGERS
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Its just a slurp....
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I boughted some nigvideo
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Space baggots....
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this one was foretold
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Holy shit Sneedsnoff strategy of never being directional and only selling options is such a loser strat. Just buy calls at the bottom, shrimple as.
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>>62887295
YOU CANT SAY THAT
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>>62887301
Better than Nolan's Charybdis
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I don't think Bobo is going to have a good 2027.
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>>62887305
Based. True chads time the market
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Today will now be a crab day. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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>>62887304
Good. We will have Black Friday
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>>62887309
why did she bloatmaxx
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bears how are we coping?
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>>62887309
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>>62887295
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I'm looking at the way Coreweave and NBIS trade side by side and NBIS trades like horrid garbage. It makes me think only CRWV chads are going to make it, saw an analyst say it's 150 dollar price target is still on.
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COME ON NIGGER SPY YOU GOT MORE IN YOU
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>>62887305
The strangle works best if you don’t sell the calls
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Why rocket lab up so much this week on mediocre earnings and guidance did people just remember it existed
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Mumus have no idea what's coming. The crash will make the dotcom implosion look like a gentle correction in comparison.
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>>62887309
you're not thinking deep enough
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silly me didnt look at the bump limit
>>62887327
>>62887327
>>62887327
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>>62887332
IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN TO NOT NIGGER BOBO WE ALREADY GOT A 40% CRASH
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>>62887318
Wait nvda earning
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BUY LONG CALLS RIGHT NOW, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT
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Mmmmmm
No Hitler Apu.. Not yet.
Orion isn't aligned
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>>62887291
I feel bad for people who missed the helium boat to nirvana.
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>>62887335
cocky smug faggot bear posters who most likely have puts open is a bullish sign
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>>62887291
Up 45k, SSO Chad's rise up!
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the bobo script
when its green
>this is criminal what they're doing to america
when its red
>the reckoning is coming mumu, the nasdaq is going to zero
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Kurumi's episode is airing today. Crash tomorrow. The usual.
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>>62887327
Just bought :)
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>>62887295
Yikes. Can we stop with the racism?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE NEVER DIPPING AGAIN
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Goolsbee
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>>62887344
I am only a bobo about things I do not like otherwise I am a permanent mumu. Can you please post the mumu swinging from a noose meme but make it a bobo?
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>>62887299
i've never heard of most of these companies.
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But you guys do realize nothing will come out of the Chink honeypot story, right?
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>SNDK
>MU
>AAOI
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>>62887357
>hasn't heard of cyto sorbents
Ngmi
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>>62887358
if anything it shouldve been a bigger scandal for Trump cause he knew about it since this spring but didnt do anything about it
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>>62887360
>>62887349
I look like that.
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>>62887208
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
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>>62887360
Are chinese circumcised too? Thos explains so many things. The global jew really is everpresent.
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I am being financially raped, so I will not look at my portfolio and instead focus on setting up my new phone.
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DJT is up 12 percent
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Daily reminder nvda and soxl are near their bottom. But the dip now before it's too late
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>>62887369
Why
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Sell.
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>>62887368
The two crests right behind the glans indicate its not circumcised.
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>>62887375
Thank you male anatomy expert. My dick doesn't have gills :/
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>>62887374
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>>62887369
Bobina pls ...
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>>62887378
Neither does mine, unfortunately.
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At what point do we step back for a bit an ask ourselves, "Is this rally sustainable?"
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I'm getting spiritual today.
I got an old book. Can't imagine how much the price inflated then deflated.

Just gotta....
Mars? NO!

Mercury.

star picture is the only thing I can do about the demons.
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I am hitting all the right buttons today and just turned $1000 into $7000.
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>>62887382
It's sustainable as long as they manage to short oil. It's that simple, really.
They can go as far as Q3 2027 without much problems.
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>>62887381
Women prefer it this way. I wonder how much sensation we are missing out on. Foreskin-haver bros, care to illuminate?
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Kek ai baggies gonna learn
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>NVDA
SHE WAS A CHINK WHORE DAMNIT ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS
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What does YEKAHEL do?
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Coreweave saved my port.
Thank you Coreweave.
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>>62887358
>Incest
Aaaaand jynxed.
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>HIMS
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SNXX doing a lil sum sum
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>gain money
>spend it on mmo outfits
>gain money
>spend it on mmo outfits
no wonder im poor
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>>62887404
Poor but cute
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>>62887374
Why is people owning stocks bearish?
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Bought an NBIS call, so it's guaranteed it won't rip any further
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>>62887404
You could be playing my jeet killing game on steam. I'll add outfits for like 50 cents each. What do you want to look like? It is set in in colonial era india.
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I thank God I don't even know what an "MMO outfit" is
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>>62887301
The fud just released, they are dumping it atleast until earnings.
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>sneedisk and SOXL niggerpumping edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62887394
LEATHER JACKET MAN IS GETTING KICKED FROM THE CLAN AAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL
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is INTC doing a bull trap why is it randomly up 7%
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>nows
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>>62887410
>jeet killing game
Based
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Someone post the meme with jacket dude and his honeyput after he nutted on her face
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>>62887416
Bulltrap. They shredded their gpu's and nobody wants zionist trash for a cpu anymore. Rip my 6600k. I miss you lil nigga and those times playing battlefield 3 on you like you wouldnt believe.
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>>62887411
You're retarded bro do you even use computers
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>>62887406
The bag has been passed.
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>>62887343
Didn't learn your lesson last time, did you kid? Lol
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>>62887416
If it went up 7% gradually, it wouldn't be much of a trap, would it?
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Snibs won
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MU sissies, we feastin
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>>62887412
>More cheapies
Don't threaten me with a good time
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>>62887419
Give me some suggestions how to make it funnier and actually fun? It isn't very fun or funny right nkw but needs to be.
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Guys what if we bought a bunch of carbon credit futures once the December contract rolls over? We could front run the left's climate change bullshit that's coming ahead of the corporations buying the tax credits and shave a couple shekels off their balance sheets.
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>>62887430
>tfw still a baggie, but might be green soon
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How can we put all Americans into an eternal dream? Just make them sleep forever. The markets are always so comfy when they are sound asleep. I love my Ameribros. I really do. Just stay in bed.
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>>62887437
We own you
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Nvidia who?
Oh, this pendant? You want to trade a GPU for this pendant?
It's a special pendant.
What is a Graphics card?
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>>62887427
Portfolio 2 is interesting. SPY with tail hedging?
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MUUGODSWTFWT
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>>62887437
>all other markets have comfy buy hours
>amerinigger open is just dumping and sideways until next dump
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>>62887434
I was actually thinking about buying some sort of clean energy etf. Anyone have some good candidates?
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I just realized only retards wont buy take two interactives, knowing GTA VI will released in less than 2 weeks.

Nigga this is free money. 2X no margin easy
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>>62887443
All the fucking chinese solar shit moon shotted, I really hate the sector so I don't even research it.
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Microsoft eating shit
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>>62887423
>Rip my 6600k
ive made (and lost) millions on my 10900k
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>>62887434
Why do you think i went all in on domestic helium and c02 capture? It is the same pipeline... big Sky industrial is going to get $130 million in 45q credits over a decade. Company is worth 66 million or so right now. Pumping begins spring '27, all the wells are tapped and pipe laid. Waiting on faggot ass epa now for a year. It will happen.
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>>62887450
do we know why?
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>>62887427
Did you make 45k today you genetic deadend autistic sperg?
No becuase you have no money, lol. You should kill yourself poorfag.
Hedgefundie patch 5.07 isn't new.
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>>62887437
24h trading will save us.
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>>62887450
Ohhh so that's why the DOW's tanking
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>>62887444
priced in
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>>62887424
Listen nigger when I played MMOs no one was retarded enough to spend actual dollars on a digital dress, so eat my dick
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>>62887406
Retail investors sell stocks whenever they face a liquidity crunch rather than evaluating fundamental valuation. They are prone to panic-selling compared to institutions because they lack risk management.
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>DRAM
Holy shit, we're so back. I hope you all bought the dip.
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>>62887433
Idk I'm not good at this but make it all about reincarnation. No jeet ever vanishes forever they just level up or down in caste after they die depending on how they died (which is their true mentality, picrel). Incorporate specific level types like the juggernaut, but I'm not sure whose POV in that case the jeets trying to be killed or the juggernaut. There's a lot of dirt in their history both ancient and modern to reference. Include even a level/mode for the tranny who was allegedly going to mass shoot their temple.
Like I said I'm not good at this lol I just hate them.
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>>62887452
Im talking about a cpu chip faggot. Who has 6 million dollars abd post about it on biz? Are you insane?
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>>62887404
I want to BANG and IMPREGNATE Gilberta
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>>62887459
when was the first IRL wow gold purchase? that had to happen pretty early on
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Im a retard investor
i bought NVDA in 2020 because i bought a PC and it did numbers
i bought a FPV drone today how do i invest in drones
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>>62887471
$DJI
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30% PVAL
30% SCHD
30% JEPQ
10% SGOV

Dividends reinvested
Weekly paycheck from Publix automatic invested
Comfy life
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>>62887471
Which one? Big fpv guy personally
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>>62887471
PUSY but full disclosure it's probably a scam by Trump's family
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>>62887464
Very based suggestion. Thank you. I'm also going ti have indians attached to spinning things while being bicycled by other indians maybe but I want to keep loosely period accurate. My weapons claude made look pretty cool.
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>>62887453
>unoptional
whatever, I threw an order in for 1000 shares, if it fills it fills and ill sit on it for a year or two.
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>>62887478
>PUSY
Shit I meant PUSA*
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>>62887459
last time you played was 20 years ago on wow, things have changed since koreans took over the genre.
now theyre milking horny retards like me with pic related
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In other words us of aids fags are selling cause they are too poor to hold.
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>>62887454
I would guess due to Anthropic releasing Claude sheets and whatnot. Clear office competitor.
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>>62887466
>6 million dollars
thats like 500k in /biz/ currency, not enough to live off of dividends. you need 10mill at least
>picrel
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>>62887464
I was fascinated by this and looked into it. Its not true at all and Indians laugh at the Western misconception.
The truth is so much worse though. They had festivals that were so crowded jeets would get caught in the wheels. Nobody cared becuase they had infinite of them. So it wasn't some act of bravery but a standard safety hazard where every festival you'd just expect 30 men to get run over.
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>>62887480
When the snows thaw in Spring, we will be Up.
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grabbing a dozen bagels, you anons want any special flavors?
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>>62887471
PLTR, war stocks
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>>62887479
They have 2 types of HP, you can kill them by zeroing out either their normal HP or their izzat HP.
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Missed the bottom again award
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>>62887442
I have ptsd. Seriously. When I look at the time and it's 15:00 I can feel how my Ameribros are waking up in the United States of America. I can feel the pressure. The insanity. I know something is gonna happen. I think about Axios. About Walter Bloomberg. Piece deals. Iran saying no. Trump Truth Socials. This is ptsd.
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>>62887484
Okay. Before i sleep, this is my official slurps:
>TTWO
>INTC
>NVDA
>SOXL
imma buy AMD next week or something
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>>62887493
Yeah right
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>>62887466
>Im talking about a cpu chip faggot
>because trading software doesnt require a cpu to run on a pc...
NO YOU'RE THE FAGGOT
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>>62887493
Based. Going to add this to my game. You now wipl have to dodge juggernauts while throngs of jeets pulsate.
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>>62887428
https://testfol.io/?s=lm5budsgByl
Didn't want to post it so I could keep antagonizing the local iPad baby, but here you are
>>62887455
This might be too tough for your middle school math teacher to explain to you. Sorry champ!
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>>62887495
Got any cream cheese and lox? Jews might be terrible characters in my experience but they make the best bagels and lox.
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>>62887502
why the fuck would you buy INTC over AMD in the first place
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>>62887493
india is super power!
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>ACTUALLY DOGSHIT CPI AND 3 FUTURE HIKES ARE GOOD NOW
this shit is so retarded
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>>62887440
>>62887506
Oops wrong addr
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GO BACK DOWN
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>>62887514
Based jeet detector
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MY BABA STOCK DIDN'T TRAIN ALICE HUANG
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>>62887414
I just solded some CCs on SNXX
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>>62887515
lol dumb bobo when will you learn
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>>62887506
Do you not even know what hedgefundie is, lol. Why dont you ask your only friend and lover chatgpt to explian it to your retard brain. Than kill yourself poorfag.
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>>62887519
>Who's your baba?
>yes yes fuck me harder baba~
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>>62887511
Because its cheaper and cheap mass produced office computers uses Intel rather than AMD. Gotta look at the perspective of souless normalfags than our own
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There is constant buying pressure on NVDA.
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>NVDA crashes and burns
>SOXL pumps to the skies
how?
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>>62887527
we baba shareholders just like the way it feels in our asshole
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>>62887532
It's almost as if SOXL=/=3x BULL NVDA
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>>62887495
How do you bake something with water?
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>>62887515
As I've been telling you dumb faggots since [checks notes] 2021, monetary expansion is the mechanism behind oligarchal parasitism, scamdemic was the switch over from a systemic credit kite expansionary system to a bond yield expansionary system, as long as money stock goes up, assets will go up.

Finance is as fake and gay as politics or wrestling
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>about to pump
>release the Iran fud
>Brent +2%

US things
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>>62887533
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Guys it only took 5 years to double my money with Warren Buffet.
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>>62887516
>SSO Outperformed
Pottery. Not only are you a retard that sperged for no reason, you were still wrong, lol. You should kill yourself.
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>>62887542
>money stock
what is money stock can you explain please im kinda slow
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sneedisk bros wagmi
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so why we pamping today?
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You guys told me the bottom was yet to come
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>>62887541
Bagels are boiled before baking. Other breads need steam in the oven to get a nice crust. Bread.
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>>62887554
for bitcoin. its going sub 50k
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>>62887495
Gay
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>>62887556
Bitcoin is only up +12% for the past 5 years. It’s not that much
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>>62887550
The schizo retard is probably refering to the m2 money supply. Hes full on poltarded but hes not wrong. Stocks and inequality highly correlate.
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>>62887436
It will double from here over the long term. And YOU deserve it
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Why is SNDK niggerpamping?
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>>62887433
O and don't forget a level where you kill them by cannon one by one. You get bonus points if you aim such taht you get the mist of jeets of different castes to splatter on each other (mixing them is maximum izzat loss for them)
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>>62887291
Sell everything
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>>62887555
Good yeast is difficult for me to get ahold of. The full process is therapeutic.
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>>62887554
Sorry gurl, I lied to secure my own cheapies first
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Oh yes oh yes oh yes
>just sold QQQ friday calls for 21k gain
>still left 1k on the table after they shot from 9 to 9.5
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>>62887548
Silly little boy that you are, you don't realize you could simply elect to replace VT with SPY, but until I'm your new stepdad you won't be getting spoonfed more information about why I chose not to do that!
https://testfol.io/?s=jDQ6HpJuhnZ
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>>62887570
You need to party with dirtier women.
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>>62887572
Nice, we're going higher still!
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im up $1500 on TTWO.
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Surely it’s just a bull trap
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>>62887553
Cause i said so.
Dump tomorrow
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CASHNADO ALERT
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I am killing it today guys! I think I am going to go get a drink at the bar.
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>>62887585
Yeah sure.. why not ha ha..
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Slurping VIX under 17
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>>62887587
heh you wish.

my mom works at the stock market. she said we pump forever until 2090.
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Another half a share of nvda in the bag, another 2 dollars off of my average, ooooh I'm feeling good
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>>62887578
SSO outperforms without the once a decade dumps that Id just buy upro in anyways. In the end it was a cunt hair away anways.
So I just dont get your sperg post and hatred when its almost as spectacular way to skin a cat that outperforms under certain conditions like 95-2001.
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>>62887585
bobos are not real, why would you be bearish after a 40% tech crash
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>>62887509
>Got any cream cheese
onion and chive cream cheese on everything bagels, thats what you all are getting
>and lox?
whats that?
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>>62887563
This is not financial advice. But it wouldn't be the biggest surprise of the decade, would it
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>INTC
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>>62887579
I like complicated etiquette. Can't go back.
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>>62887601
Bobos think tech can crash 80% like it did in dotcom, when """tech""" (more like HTML websites LMAO) wasn't yet regarded as systemic and too big to fail.
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>>62887598
stellabro what the FUCK are you talking about
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i have fallen and resorted to pumping in a mushroom game
i think someone is actually buying today coz of it since i got some whispers
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we're hitting $70 today aren't we soxlbros
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>>62887554
There's absolutely no way to tell when earnings with 1 cent profits will suddenly cause a financial institution pump. It's usually the opposite, any profits should cause a dump. Microsoft and Amazon are still down, though they'll only move 1%. Everything else, like Healthcare? It pumps with negative profits.
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HOLY FUCK THE MU COMPUTER
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>>62887590
Oh Matthew you're the greatest trader ITT. You deserve a drink at the bar, Matthew.
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>>62887625
>looks at the talking doll
You disgust me.
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RKLB doin a lil' sumthin today godspeed you autist magnet
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I bet some of you sold at the bottom.
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>Dario Amodei says cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease, and mental illness will be relics of the past in less than a decade, and that "we can create an age of miracles"
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>>62887631
I bought the exact bottom here >>62887401
I'm satisfied today
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Congrats to all broski from the Sam Altman Dario Amodei Elon Musk Benjamin Netanjahu club!
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>>62887628
You made a FF14 character of Baggie, lol.
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>>62887628
I remember I once met a guy from denmark in a counterstrike game and he was proudly wearing my real name as his nickname. And he was way better than me. I still consider this one of the worst days of my lyfe.
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>>62887634
Will he cure this >>62887640
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>>62887519
i bought baba stock at he same time as you and it was an omen that it was a bad investment
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>>62887634
Heal this
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I wat to marry Bobina
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>>62887634
>create an age of miracles
that will be gate-keeped by the purity of their blood, only blood type O will be allowed this. do you know how many blood type Os there are in the world?
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>>62887623
>HOLY FUCK THE MU COMPUTER
i tried to warn you guys about the MEMORY LEAKS i was experiencing a few weeks ago. MEMORY is arguably of equal importance to the AI buildout and it isnt being priced as such.
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Eurobros, so from what I've heard, tomorrow is a public holiday for our Americhildren? They don't work? Will we have a comfy week day for ourselves? No fake peace deals, no massacre at 15:30?
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Tom Sosnoff said every number +/-25% will be touched in the next 12 months on indexs. Peak schizo market incoming
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>>62887498
getting close to the bottom is still good
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>>62887654
My company doesn’t celebrate Veterans Day because it’s for chuds and bigots
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>>62887640
I really like your posts, can you please get a trip code or name bro?
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>>62887660
But will your stock market be closed?
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>>62887654
nigga american market is the only one that matters. it's boring as fuck without them
>t, euronig
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>>62887662
ITS TODAY
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>>62887662
No it’s a glorified bank holiday. Normal trading hours.
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>>62887654
Today is Veterans Day, which is a bank holiday and not a market holiday. It is based off of Armistice Day. How do Euros not know about Armistice Day?
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I GOT A 10K RAISE WE'RE BACK (but I solded early so am only up 5% for the day)
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>>62887666
Kek and checked. I didn’t even realize it’s Wednesday today
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>>62887669

Europeans are just taught to apologize for their existence and that they need to buy tv license and carbon tax credits because of the holocaust
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>>62887634
>Elon Musk offers to handle healthcare and social security at a fraction of the current cost
>as we aren't getting killed by diseases anymore, healthcare expenses will fall
>he will make attractive offeris to pensioners (who don't die of diseases anymore) to fulfill their most secret wish and then get euthanized, instead of living a boring life forever and collecting social security
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>>62887661
no there is still hope I can get a non-asian gf
no need to give up on my lyfe just yet
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>>62887663
You realize that European stocks also offer goombling with options, right
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>>62887669
Armistice Day is for the fallen in Europe.
America already had a holiday for its fallen vets, Memorial Day back in May.
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OK, I bought $10,000 MU. You faggots better not dump now.
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>>62887669
Armistice of what?
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>>62887663
>>62887654
Do you guys not celebrate the great total Anglo victory on the 11th when we saved you?
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>>62887636
>hims bottom
brah
Just wait a day for a new low.
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>>62887471
ONDS and ACHR but buyer beware cause i think anduril prolly has the primo stuff but they are private
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>>62887676
anon you can just get a non chinese GF. yes they may be a spy too but the other asian countries are allies of the US
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>>62887680
Armistice deez nuts
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>>62887669
We have forgotten about WW1 because the sequel was much better
t. german
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>>62887332
Tomorrow
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>>62887681
My grandfather was a fascist and he fought in the war. He's the man on the right.
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>>62887685
Chinese gfs are the best looking out of all Asians though I wouldn't mind if they honeypot me
t. digital nomad currently in Asia
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nvidia feels like the most obvious slurp ever.
Even if it goes down more, you just keep cash on the side.
Fucking 100 billion in profits this quarter and people are crying about a crash.
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I recovered 15k of the 140k I've lost in the past month
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>>62887687
Not true at all. Junkers and Prussians are based as fuck. Big mustache skull caps > Nazi fag boys.
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>>62887687
The jews love a trilogy, you know.
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>>62887681
in my country it's a holiday today
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>>62887676
she's perfect
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>>62887654
no bond market today but stocks are open
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>>62887332
CRWV has reinvigorated the AI trade
It's over for bobo
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bulls won. nigger pump for a week would be based
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I didn't sell but I also didn't bogle because I had to add to my emergency fund.
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Imagine being born a bear

a gay one at that
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>>62887713
My emergency fund is the "sell" button.
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>>62887706
Thanks, brother. Yours has been the only clear response. Everyone was confusing me and letting their generational trauma come out.
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>>62887696
Industrial scale artillery barrages, meatwave infantry assault and poison gas in WW1 were impressive, but WW2 had mass genocide in concentration camps, strategic bombing, underground factories, aircraft carriers, amphibious landings and nuclear bombs, it's hard to beat that.
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>>62887713
yo stop copying my strats bro
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>>62887694
but Ed Zitron said it was going to zero
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>*POP*
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>>62887716
literally me
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>>62887692
I was just reading how prior to WW1 no one in Italy could talk to eachother which just blows my mind. Also that Tuscany won the language war. Yours is a complicated nation.
The Democrat Mussolini add was a banger, I get it.
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>>62887718
>WW2 had mass genocide in concentration camps
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>>62887722
thats the sound of you blasting your face off because youre a terminal bear case
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>tfw so in the red on SOXL that nigger pumping doesnt even provide minimum relief
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>>62887694
Yeah. Nvda looks very attractive right now
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I'M ONLY DOWN 33% ON MY SINGLE SNXX SHARE OOOOOOO
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>>62887418
You just know
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>>62887717
No worries, there's a lot of noise out there
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>>62887718
I was in the Army, I was the only one more into WW1. I just think its neat!
Maximilian von Prittwitz would have won Stalingrad.
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How do I turn 50 dollars into 10 grand
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There are faggots (bears) in this thread RIGHT NOW who though the ((((bubble)))) was about to burst. lmao
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>>62887736
Kneepads.
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>>62887736
buy knee pads with them
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>>62887736
2x 8 times ez
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>Retail Pours Billions Into ETFs As Hedge Funds Go Underweight AI
Rest in piss hedgies.
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>>62887718
WW1 was rather boring. It was mostly trench warfare. New tech was introduced yes (chemical weapons, tanks, machine guns etc). But mostly it was just men blown to pieces in and around trench lines that hardly ever moved.
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>>62887722
thats the sound of my cumming in your mom.
oh yeah baby
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>>62887718
>WW2 had mass genocide in concentration camps

Where do you think you are?
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>NBIS
>16.49%

yeah good earnings are already priced in, no way this shit pops an extra 10% on earnings r-right?
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>>62887736
Start with small trades and work your way up. Starting from 50, you'll only need to be right 400-500 times in a row to get there.
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SOXLGODS
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>>62887736
One time I was talking to this guy about making quick money. He was telling me how back in the 70s cops were less strict so you could turn tricks more easily. One night when he was behind on rent he made $978.05 sucking dick at a sleazy motel, and that’s in early 70s money.

I said, that’s amazing, which one gave you 5 cents?

He goes “all of ‘em!”
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>>62887724
My grandfather probably killed many people in the war. Everybody respected him in his hometown and would say hi to me in a polite way and say "he's the grandson of *****". The old guy from the bar used to give me an icecream for free. I have a lot of fascist shit from him. My cousins are all left wing faggots and wanted to throw everything when my grandma died.
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>>62887747
zoom out
this is amateur hour
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>>62887747
Last week APP had an 11% day leading into its share price going up another $150 in the next couple days
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>>62887736
Get a job nigga
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dont forget like 10 hedge niggers got their shit blown out by getting caught in a bull trap
if you feel bad about buying top or whatever just imagine not even having the option to hold or average down through it and being forced to sell at like -80% or some shit
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>>62887751
>I have a lot of fascist shit from him
Cool to have some loot. Got pics?
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>>62887736
100x leverage on KO
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>>62887750
Ha!
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SOXSisters...
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>>62887755
Covering my leveraged long was pretty soul crushing but I only had to cover it by like 1000 bucks to stay healthy I can't imagine getting my shit blown out to the tube of millions dollars
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>>62887755
holding a deep drawdown is like -50%, -80% is bascially over
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EVERYTHING IS A SHITCOIN

15% MOVES EVERY DAY OF EVERY COMPANY

NORMAL HEALTHY MARKET
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I was told today was to be nigger Wednesday. What happened?
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>>62887654
there's nothing to do in the market without Americans
not investing in no liquidity euroslop or hard to access asian crab markets
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>>62887718
People just do not appreciate death by spreadsheet or scratching your head over what should constitute as a war crime. Neither do they not appreciate the shear unknown of seeing metal machine contraptions of death rolling around the battlefield.

There's probably tanks lost to time too.

Franz kafka was depressed over NOT going to war among other things.
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>>62887729
Whoa a news article
Surely this changes the bull case of selling chips to datacenters and making 10% more a quarter.
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Migrate when ready
>>62887769
>>62887769
>>62887769
New
>>62887769
>>62887769
>>62887769
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>>62887730
huh you're right
I should have bought another 2000 dollars of snxx last week.

>>62887728
kek
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>>62887766
you might be obsessed with niggers
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Well I'll tell ya what, man, dang ol' stock market's kinda like drivin' down a country road at about 80 miles an hour, y'know what I'm sayin'? Everything's lookin' real good, everybody's feelin' real confident, got all these folks talkin' bout artificial intelligence, big ol' technology companies, makin' money hand over fist, man.

But here's the dang ol' thing, man: just 'cause everybody's hollerin' about how good things are doesn't mean there ain't a big ol' pothole comin' up.

Dang ol' dust in the wind man, tell you what.
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>>62887750
wow so that's how mike rowe got his start!
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>>62887763
you just keep holding and work overtime
what's the problem?
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>>62887768
Different kind of people. Thats the part I think is under apreciated.
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>>62887474
>PVAL
Look at LVDS

It's 20 bps cheaper in fees compared to PVAL
and moves the same as PVAL
It's performed better than PVAL as well ytd

Ignore the drop in LVDS in 2025 December
the switch from an ETN to ETF caused that drop, not the holdings
if not for that switch, it would be beating PVAL for its whole history

I agree with you
value investing should be strict
too much risk of value traps. There should be extreme care in choosing holdings

Having both PVAL and SCHD is redundant. I'd get rid of SCHD. It doesn't adapt to changing regimes. The Dow dividend index might trade a few holdings on the edges every decade. It hardly ever changes. The market changes so fast now, too much risk of getting left in the dust with SCHD

I can't imagine why you care about dividends with a Publix wage though. I'd get rid of JEPQ and try to maximise compounding.
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>>62887736
Kneepads



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