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SOXL edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62887769
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CUM
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FIRST FOR NIGGERS
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That's a human.
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>SOXL edition
I bought at 68 today.
I always know exactly how to lose money.
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The crash has been delayed indefinitely.
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If we green tomorrow ill consider this pump to be real
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>>62888391
Two more weeks
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>>62888378
Homosexuals are not going to like this OP image.
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Nigger cum. Also, stop crabbing.
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>>62888378
I don't like that picture
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I am still losing money on SNXX
>anon is retardpooomping edition
thank you for your attention to this matter
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I do not like this OP image
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buy gold
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>>62888400
I swear just thought about you thinking about telling you to sell now but hesitated.
Please it's a signal. sell now

Switch to SOXS or something
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Redpill me on the private markets. Are they hiding a lot of debt problems rn or will they come out just as well or better than public markets?
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>>62888402
Crabina needs flatter
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This would be funnier with a bobo face edited into it
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>Three consecutive neocloud beats

Theres no way this won't revitalize the AI stocks right? They wont just sell off again?
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>>62888401
I'm Matthew Schaefer and I approve this message.
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>>62888410
Only NVDA can stop this rally
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>65lbs plate almost slipped out of my sweaty paws and crushed my head
phew I almost became the ultimate baggot during a nigger pump day
thank you david soxl for saving my life
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>>62888410
unironically not good enough. its not about numbers, the vibe is somehow off and "they" can feel it.
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Panic selling MU is the worst financial decision I've ever made. I stayed out of the memory trade for so long and, after finally "buying when others are fearful," got fucked up the dick in under a day.
My GOOG and NVDA dip purchases will almost certainly erase that loss, but it dragged down an entire year of straight wins. Feels bad, man.
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>>62888419
Dont scare me anon ;_;
What do you mean the vibe is off?
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>>62888404
I'm gonna let it ride for now, I picked up some SOXL in the low 40s last week so I've got a decent profit buffer to sit on if semis reverse & begin to trend back upwards
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>>62888417
You doing crossmeme or something?
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I'm shitting a lot of shit out of my own ass
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>>62888378
>Didn't make it by age 33
It's over. I'll never live my dream of being a passport bro living good overseas on investment income. By the time I'll make it I'll be well into unc-hood and no cute young girls will find me attractive.
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>>62888422
I got screwed by continously "doubling down" on calls and call debit spreads for months. All I had to do was retardmaxx buy calls Thursday, Friday, or even Monday and I'd have made so much. Lower than start of the year now.
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>>62888395
What exactly do you expect will be the catalyst in two more weeks?
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Who here timed the generational bottom of SOXL?
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>>62888422
how bad did you get felted anon? MU under $800 was always a pretty safe bet imo
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>>62888410
coreweave stock is going down. sure it has bounces but it's doomed. their debt problems will get worst in 2027. if you are green, don't wait too long or set a trailing stop loss.
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I just need to stop buying leverages.
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>>62888378
I look like this and my account is colored like this.
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>>62888399
you'd wear it better babe. i'll buy you one just like it only smaller.

>>62888410
the earnings are good, it's just whether or not the sellers are finished.
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Just go up $9 during power hour TSLA.
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If you lost money today then you need to reevaluate both your portfolio and your life.
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>>62888430
Clearly you've never seen what goes on in Southeast Asia.
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My AMD trade is so fucking good and i only entered with peanuts oof
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>>62888423
the fajita isn't sizzling anymore
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>>62888388
nigga why would you do that its going to dump on power hour
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>>62888443
Look when you get like 100 call options of something you can fucking sneeze and watch it evaporate. You can also sneeze and watch it moon shot. I took a leak and came back down 80%.
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>>62888402
Halloween is over but Bobina still wanted to cosplay.
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Little bobo sissies like big green dildos up their ass
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>>62888417
Nobody out baggies the baggot.
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>>62888422
Anon it's not too late ... maybe due to the house hearing tomorrow will be blood red, then there's another chance.
I myself bought a MUU call earlier today
We are early
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>>62888454
>no pantyshot/shortyshot
Ya blew it.
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>>62888454
bobina is so forced there are some third worlders sitting in a tg somewhere spamming smg with this shit
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>>62888443
So what is wrong with gold and space data centers
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>tfw averaged into soxl like a coward
>tfw too scared to buy more
What do I do lads?
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>>62888466
Buy calls.
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>>62888464
She’s cute
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>>62888448
I already sold before I lost too much but I still lost.
I'm going to drive my whole worth to 0 before June.
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>>62888466
do you even have to ask?
>pic related
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>>62888464
It was turned into a shitcoin so obviously thirdies will spam it.
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>>62888444
More boomers stealing their grandkids futures?
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"AMD agreed to supply Anthropic with Helios systems and may invest up to $5 billion in its shares, with purchases tied to GPU delivery and deployment milestones."

The circular financing continue. people here thinking that the ai crisis is over are wrong. we just got a little foretaste.
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>>62888475
5 billion is chump change
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>>62888472
>check chart
>down 99%
wow bobina so cool
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>>62888477
amd total profits for 2025 was 18 billions.
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>>62888432
It's just fucking annoying because I made big bucks buying the ELF dip before Wall Street caught on and perfectly timing the META top with my heavily discounted shares. I've average down to good effect before, but the MU drop was so fast and violent that I freaked out like a moron.
>>62888435
Bought MU at $850 when it dipped after hours on election night. Panic sold at $666. I was in the green for like 5 minutes on 11/4 but decided to hold.
>>62888460
Nah, fuck that. I have GOOG at exactly $278 and jacked to the tits with NVDA at an average CB of $173.
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>>62888475
The circular financing is priced in
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Can someone tell me what shorting a stock means?
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>>62888491
Bottom signal
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
restart the pumping!!
you can't let it stall!!!
KEVIN!!!!
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>>62888495
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>>62888394

bro is going to wait for 6 neon green days to BACKTEST that it was a good buy and confirmed uptrend buy the exact pico top
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>>62888491
Any stock that's priced at $5.11 or below is considered a short stock
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>>62888475
Do you retards think this is the first time in history that companies have agreed to long term deals between each other? "Circular financing" has become such a meme that I'm surprised you can walk out in the rain without drowning.
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>>62888491
You make a bet the price goes down. If it does you make money.
Also, its fucking 2026 ask AI
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kek AI baggies
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>>62888495
Based
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>>62888491
It's like placing a bet that it's going to go lower and you get a payout when you're right.
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>>62888428
idk if this counts as cross shit but it's pretty good at sculpting your tits
20% chance you crack your face open like an egg but it's worth it imo
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>>62888495
why does he do it? is it for the love of the game?
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Look stop fucking around power hour is here TSLA lets fucking go!
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>>62888495
Kevin is out of the office because it’s a bank holiday. He’s probably leveling his wow forever character as we speak.
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>>62888486
>NVDA at an average CB of $173.
How many shares
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>>62888503
>>62888508
Thanks
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>>62888498
I have bought 3 years ago anon.
Now i just wait for opportunities.
I dont trust this pump
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>>62888491
You borrow stock from someone, sell it, and hope you can buy it cheaper later, then you pocket the difference.
>Don't even try it lol.
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>>62888509
Interdasting, thanks
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Did you not hear me? We can't give out no capitulation.
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>>62888510
I'm impressed he and ding ding ding anon are always on time on the dot no second to spare
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>>62888517
>>Don't even try it lol.
Why not? It's the same gambling as buying a stock.
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>>62888495
based
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>>62888522
Ok try it
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>its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0j9P61eOe4
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>>62888522
It is absolutely not
If you buy a stock at $10 expecting it to go up, and it goes to $0, you lost $10. That's all.
If you short a stock at $10 expecting it to go down, and instead it goes to $100, you lost $90. If it keeps going to $1000, you lost $990. There's no limit.
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>Baird slashes Nvidia price target by 60%
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>>62888522
You risk a bigger loss than just buying at a high.
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>>62888522
This is bait
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>RT @carlquintanilla: “.. There’s about $200 billion of chips sitting in warehouses because the data centers aren’t ready,” Waxman said. Tha…

can't see the rest
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>>62888522
>>62888522
>It's the same gambling as buying a stock.
Well, no, you see: you usually have to engage in a debt process called margin with your broker in order to do this. In theory your losses can be infinite, but in practice your broker will just sell your shit.
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Stocks only go up
Haha remember those times
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>>62888522
Stop acting like a retard
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>>62888506
I'm wondering this as well. Actually, how will the whole market look when it goes to 23 hour trading? Will it completely upend everything people have expected from it over its life?
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Sentiment check: how much slurp juice do you have left? Have you slurped this week? When?
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>>62888516

I've trimmed a lot with the tard pump and I'm like 35% cash now. Its pretty gay but it can probably get gayer and more retarded before the rate hikes rape. they can wait all the way until the last second like usual then drop huge red dildos
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>>62888522
Losses you have to cover can grow over what you have to send loan sharks your way.
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>>62888534
>nigger pump
>chips sitting inna warehouse fud fags come out of the woodwork
zitron nogs are pathetic
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>>62888541
About 125k. Waiting for The Big One (tm)
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>>62888541
I can only slurp when I get paid unfortunately.
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>>62888509
LMAO, do landmine press, retard. Not this, it's the same but standing

Not like you can go deep with that plate anyways. Landmine press also not perfect, but you can at least not risky.

https://youtu.be/qFXojXa-RCU
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>>62888495
I'm very glad you are alive, Power Hour Anon.
John Rocker is going to fucking annihilate the anons who spread rumors of your death. I heard he even gained 50lbs since last video.
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>>62888541

selling today. large amounts of slurp juice. I buy on the nigger days when the sky is falling
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>>62888541
Sitting on about 48% cash or $78k
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I'M BROKE I'M FUCKING BANKRUPT I'M ONLY UP 5.7% TODAY WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING I'M UNDERPERFORMING MU AND AMD AND THE SOXL HOLDERS WITH BIG AND FAT AND SUCKABLE COCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62888553
Thanks, though I did almost kms this morning, not market related though so won't get into it here
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>>62888531
>it's still higher than it is right now
never give up on whatever
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Sell you fools!
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>>62888559
I should specify it's only the SOXL holders with the big, fat, suckable cocks. MU and AMD holders are okay though
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>>62888560
You better not anon
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>>62888551
Wait, this is better. Landmine Press is the basic. Here's the right one. https://youtu.be/1G-_FTEkoNw
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>>62888560
Stay strong, anon.
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>>62888559
Valid crash out
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>>62888559
> up 5 percent in one day and complaining
This aint crypto laddie. Slow your tits
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>>62888541
Soft.
I'm Very soft
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>>62888551
THE RISK IS THE POINT YOU FUCKING RETARD
I EAT RISK FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER
MY PORT IS 130% SOXL
NOTHING WILL MOTIVATE YOU TO LIFT HARDER THAN THE BRUSH OF DEATH'S SWEET SUPPLE LIPS
(thanks I'll try it next time)
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>>62888553
EIGHT GATES RELEASED FORMATION
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>buy exactly the same amount of a long leverage and a short leverage for the same stock and nothing else
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Shouldf I buy soxl before close?
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>>62888569
eh I feel like this activates your shoulders and triceps
the plate press really isolates your inner chest and it's not like I do them every day (almost) but they're very niche for a reason
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>>62888486
Yeah it sucks. If I had just sold in June and fucked off I'd have been much better off. Even early July would've been a good choice. Fuck me. I'm so tired of losing. In fact I bought some stock in a field Im not too familiar with. And as usual most of these stocks have no business being in the stock market ~10% loss! In under 2 weeks time and unlike semis and tech, these kinda stocks take months to recover if at all! Fuck me I should've retardmaxxed on Thursday or even Monday, full port, and I'd have made all my losses back. Short end of the stick after short end of the stick. It gets quite tiresome when I'm rarely getting the long end of the stick.
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I think she's going to just bleed out into the close. I guess we're fucked guys,
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>>62888577

we aren't at the bottom until this nigger gets a job
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>>62888584
today's a bank holiday
banks will pick up the slack tomorrow premarket you'll get a second chance to sell
but I think we pump into friday close, just a hunch
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>CoreWeave (Nasdaq: CRWV) reported its third-quarter 2026 financial results on November 10, 2026, beating Wall Street and raising its full-year guidance.
>Revenue: $3.66 billion (up ~168% year-over-year from $1.37 billion, beating analyst estimates of $3.55 billion)
>GAAP Net Loss: -$709 million (-$1.27 per share)
So the whole market is pumping based on a $709 million loss?
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>>62888583

your tickers do bad because you are afraid to name them here. if you wont even shill them on smg then you should be embarassed that you bought those bags

my KMB, GOOGL and NVDA portfolio is going to fucking mog you kid
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>>62888541
I fomod last night into shares, got distracted by morning because my pos stock of choice dropped very bad news so I scrambled to sell that shit off it is now lower than when I sold, also I forgot to fomo SOXL calls.

If we do get a pump to ATH, I have plenty of debit spreads out to december/january that will make me 10s of thousands so despite the fomo I must stay calm and not fomo lest this pump end up getting rugpulled and I have 0 cash left.
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>>62888589
AI hype is still going strong, so market pumps since market thought it would slow down.
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>>62888589

yeah lol.. and because yellow pussy is bullish or whatever. we are definitely going to crash the fuck out soon. inflation numbers were dogshit yesterday too but pumping feels good so why wouldn't you cum just 1 more time?
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>>62888589
only dumdums are buying crwv
the reason it's pumping the market is the revenue beat because it means that demand for tokens is increasing and pricing is either stable or increasing
that's a good thing for ai, bad for crwv because they have negative op leverage
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Sell and short, guys. It's just going to dump.
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>>62888537
That's this time, and for the foreseeable future unless some global scale catastrophe plays out. Traditional market dynamics no longer apply. Billionaires & institutional investors own 90% of available stocks, and they do not share the same lower rung perspective of /biz/ anons. They're not going to allow any devaluation to their assets. Any flux would be due to the turbulence felt from larger investment trajectory changes.
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Is changsen wang getting fired or what
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>>62888531
price targets are such a meme, they just raise when the stock goes up and lowers when it dumps
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USO options pay 12x if WTI goes up 30% before December 4th

….that’s only like 110 WTI. If Iran war restarts people are calling for 150

Extremely convex trade no???
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>tfw missed the Nigbius bottom
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>>62888600
>being at the mercy of orange retard
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>>62888574
Hmm, that's true.

Maybe rather this then, https://youtu.be/lUjXeaocAAE?t=12
but I think that's also not what you want, since it's less of a press and more of an abduction, like a fly.

Looks like they have to invent/produce some ultra high density cube for ultimate inner chest press.
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>>62888586
Interview:

>You were unemployed for how long? Mmmhmmmmmm

> You were leveraged?
>Right....

>Fry cook position?

>Why do you want to work here?

>Money....

>Ok thanks for the interview

(Even fast food needs people they can leash, over qualified, not steady, would make the manager look bad, priced out as a wagie. )
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>>62888502
yeah and what happened last time? they are financing each other on returns that are very speculative. creditors are leaving the ai bubble now the bags will be left to the investors. coreweave already started by issuing convertible notes meanwhile the insiders are unloading their shares by ten thousands every week. you will have nothing.
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>>62888604
>We regret to inform you we will be pursuing other candidates due to having that much leverage being fuckin retarded.
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>>62888600
I think 110 is actually doable, but 150 will never happen (not that it matters for you)
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that was the weekly top
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>>62888428
crossdressing
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>>62888542
This too. Look at 2018.
>rate hike after rate hike
>stock market: lol rate hikes dont matter
>rate hikes keep coming
>stock market: doesnt matter, keep pumping!
>one more 25 bps rate hike happens
>stock market: SELL SELL SELLLLLLL!
Huge dump over 2 or 3 months iirc. Immediately turned around iirc prior to the meeting where they paused followed by rate cuts the next year.
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The blue wave means less against AI than you think. AI is the best tool humanity has ever brought to fruition and is advancing by the day. The gov't will recognize it as an opportunity for profit and surveillance, their favorite two things in the world, and work out how to make it happen without being protested. Flock cameras were a test. Now they know the AI can't be visible to the naked eye.
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>>62888611
>shortingthetopFUCKINGGODS
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>>62888541
I'm sitting at about 1/6th juice left to deploy.
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Soon...
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>>62888603
I used to do the plate press standing up (bringing it in and out not up and down) but apparently the gravity forces you to use your arms which is when I decided to do the lying version to isolate the inner chest
the risk:reward is fucked I'll give you that, but that's why I usually do lighter weights so I know I'm in control, it's just that very rarely I'll do an oopsie like today
I just laughed it off though, shit happens
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>>62888618
Based
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>>62888590
That was one ticker. I mostly stuck with AI while my other tickers are at or higher than their price in June. I just don't like sharing it all on here what with scraper bots. All I can say is if I flipped to these choices, not that shit choice I picked up the other day, I'd currently be at a 20% gain just by holding. Imagine holding SOXX since then. Diversified and not even leveraged yet down a lot.
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>>62888618
I am not a dirty bear but I do like this reference
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So, just sax that Brent was on tracks all day to go to 95, and then suddenly it dumped. Do I even want to know what lie they told this time?
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>>62888618
bonberry....
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>all those fags sucking each other off over their gains in the last thread
I mean if you needed a signal to go all in on puts, it was right there.
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>>62888609
>After the 5th round of interviews

>(it's a new thing mcburgs is doing now to keep coompany extra Mr burnsy)

>We are offering you this restraining order due to high volatility of candidate rejections.

>You may not be within 20 feet of a mcburgeys or any mcburgeys subsidiaries.
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>Shit pumps as soon as I close out.
Fuck this shit!
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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CAM ON SOXL, CAM ON SNEEDISK
LET'S MAKE SOME MORE FAKKIN' GAINS
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>>62888629
I mean VIX keeps going down. What do you expect?
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>>62888629
This. So much this.
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>>62888634
Based
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>>62888640
Look at how the crowd piles into him for merely suggesting to bet on the downside.
>>62888522
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>>62888648
I would assume that people are telling him to not fuck with options
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>RDDT is unironically killing it for me
Kek
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>tfw you could do the funniest thing and fuck up a passport bros entire family life plan + the state out of $100,000 by applying for a job
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>>62888357
Afterhours Gap up gap down is why I quit 0day for anything that isn't making money on time decay or power hour swings when the options are almost completely charmed out to begin with.
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>>62888659
Huh?
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>>62888659
Based, if I'm not getting any SEA pussy, no one is.
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>>62888659
Spill the beans, anon
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>>62888659
What are you on about m8
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>>62888656
>up 7%
>15% if you boughted the 90 lows
very nice
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>>62888660
the most money i have ever consistently lost was holding sub 7 DTE options overnight or just doing 0DTE in general. The second I stopped doing 2 of those things I consistently made money on 7-1DTE options. It really is that simple 0dte is fucking evil
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>Retail investors are aggressively buying stocks through ETFs while professional hedge funds are doing the opposite: reducing their exposure to technology and artificial intelligence (AI) stocks.
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>>62888680
What the fuck do professional hedge funds know anyway
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>>62888677
to be clear I've made 0tde work really well a few times but its just not worth staring at it 24/7 and watching my +300 turn into -700 in 3 seconds. very inconsistent unless you have money to just throw for fun
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>>62888677
0dtes are just pure gambling
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What are the best tobaco/Cigarete stocks to put my money in?
Imperial Brands was a good choice this year they make a solid dividend what else?
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If you don't buy the NBIS dip right now you are basically fucking retarded
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AAAHHHH JEROME HELP ME
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>>62888696
Gun stocks eg SWBI are still cheap considering the incoming socialists. Big tobacco is already expensive
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>>62888680
institutional jannys need to help bussy bail out the bond market. it's not my problem.
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>>62888696
i bought years ago when it was undervalued, but am thinking about exiting tobacco. What makes you bullish? the only thing they got going is nicotine pouches but let's wait untill the bitchnigger queers start targeting those because it's popular for gen Z
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HURRY UP AND DUMB SO I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT SELLING LIKE 40 MINUTES AGO
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>>62888707
I work in construction
Everyone i work with is either a chainsmoker or swithched to vapes
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>portfolio is only 21k
>was 26k earlier this year
>lost 400 dollaroos this week on bad leverages
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Why are stocks, gold, crypto, oil and bonds down at the same time
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>>62888718
Because this free market was our last chance at making some money and surviving the rising cost of living and they want us tired, sick, and poor
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>>62888695
They definitely are. I've had times where I was like "woah look at this" like a fag and then looked back and it was gone lmfao. Gotta sell before screencapping. Not doing it again for a while though these SOXL/tech calls/puts have been consistent
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>>62888696
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>>62888711
It's always been that way in construction though. To add, gun stocks pay a big dividend like big tobacco
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>>62888722
Same, gone from Oh +25% cool to oh fuck -20% before I could even blink. I guess they call them faggot's delights for a reason
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>>62888711
That breed is unfortunately dying out
smoking volume is contracting worldwide every year at around 2% and a lot of vapes are Chinese single-use throwaways which big tobacco doesn't profit from. the concept of banning cigarettes for everyone born after 20XX has also already been implemented in nannystate UK and is gaining traction in the other gay countries...
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>>62888670
>Work in same town most of adult life
>Fired from most job
>Trade school for the "difficult" trade (old Cad drafting)

>Fired fired fired

>Land some lucky drafting gigs that are mostly charity cases (there's no work in the field since it's a career that doesn't apprentice anymore. They outsourced that those positions to Europe so u gotta get a degree). Forever over not being perfect + a rube.

>Stick to manufacturing thru 4 years. I'm doing ok but selective mutism and company hazing.

> Actually think am mentally deficient

I'm stupid man. I am incapable of work. Nobody is hiring.


>COVID. Everyone is spazzing out and laid off. Everyone indoors, I'm pulling the trigger.

>Go to lawyer.

> 4 hour testing battery. Surprisingly slightly above average.

> We in court. Specialist in the room.

>Special ," there's literally nobody within 40 miles that will hire dis white bou."

> Letter from judge: " whitie!"

Ok, I take the desperate route. Temp work. Everyone is doing gif.

> It's Mexico. I am not kidding you that almost nobody speaks English. I'm going insane. It's 8 hours of solitary confinement and torture. Can't learn spanish fast enough.

>Get coughed on and instantly catch the coof.

> Same day church boy is instantly promoted ahead of me from same company and on the same line. Think of shoving hand in conveyor belts. $ for arm style.

> Quit

> Tell family idk what to do

> Bug the military every now and again but I'm obviously not getting in.
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>>62888718
Gold is usually held down during times like these to make people dealing in the real world hopeless for a safe haven.
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>>62888509
LMAO
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>another stoploss triggered
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I'm severely depressed and lonely right now.
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KEK SPACE BAGGIES
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>>62888541
i still have way too much cash but i just started buying back in on Monday
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>>62888722
like so. So much less stressful
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bought NBIS lads
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I made a stupid ass FOMO trade today and now I regret it. Can I get a break just this once and not get fucked on it tomorrow
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YEEES IT'S GOING DOWN but not enough it hurts my fee fees
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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>>62888753
I'm down 4% for the month nigga
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>>62888749
If you don't believe in it, just sell it.
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>>62888741
Based
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>>62888753
I will never financially recover from this
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Apparently I did buy on Monday, but not enough, currently at a 2x on that options trade. Had I went all in that'd be nearly a full portfolio recovery wothout needing ATHs
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>>62888741
We all know that feel
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>>62888753
+4.9%
And now I pray for nbis
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>>62888753
OK day
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>>62888753
>+7.26%
Very nice. Hope this pump continues
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>>62888753
Today: +2.79%
This Week: +6.86%
This Month: +0.12%
This Year: +23.97%
From Peak: -7.95%
12 Months: +9.15%
stocks: recovering, life: collapsing
>>62888757
please don't call me that, i'm white
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>>62888402
Based
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Jen-Hsun Huang not Jensen
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>>62888768
:( I'm sorry (me too)
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>>62888753
+1.7%
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>>62888753
>up 1.35%
>but in AH i'm up 1.37%
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>>62888753
Today: +0.91%.
YTD: +13.35%.
1 Year: +17%

FYM still a long way away.
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NVDA's week chart looks like stairs.
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>>62888753
+3.08
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Does anyone here have extra drive capacity (~20TB) and an interest in holding some market data for me (SPY & QQQ OPRA, cmbp-1) which I will provide for free in exchange for an unmutated copy being returned to me once I get my drives?
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>>62888753
I'm beat! Thanks for taking care of the stocks guys
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>>62888777
Checked
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....How are you going to get the 20TB over to us?
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>>62888782
You can't just stick that shit on a cloud somewhere?
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>>62888753
>tpday
+$91,383.84
(+44.59%)
Getting back to where I was about a month ago will still take more days with performance like this. I'd be happy to hit 600k again.
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>>62888782
FBI pls go
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don't do it, he's trying to get after you, it's child porn
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>>62888753
+2,1%
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>>62888378
this is an image of a robot dog btw if anyone cares
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I FUCKING FORGOT TO BUY SOXL not that it matters
the fact that i thought it would've been a good idea to load up at the end of the trading day means it's going to fucking tank everyone who did buy it
or maybe it's the opposite and me missing it means it's going nuclear overnight
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CIA trying to trap someone so they can order him to do a mass shooting
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>>62888797
Look uhhh I chased the AMD trend yesterday and swung it so sometimes it do work to chase that trend
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Imagine downloading 20 terabytes of mystery files from some brown kid on this hellhole. Lmao
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>>62888777
>He doesn't know they all look like that
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>>62888680
a bunch of hedge funds got liquidated recently because they were retard leveraged on tech
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>>62888753
+3.25 poo cent
Not checking weekly
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>>62888753
+8.35%
heavy into SOXL and SNXX lole
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>>62888753
+1.8% Today
+5% this week
+26% YTD
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>>62888815
>heavyintoSNXXGODS
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My parents come to me for financial advice

They asked me about taking out a life insurance policy

I lied and told them they shouldn't bother because they're so old the beneficiary would basically get whatever you paid in. that they might as well pay her (my sister) cash every month and it would be pretty much the same amount when it's all over. They already pay her cash every month lol
And the policies they'd have available would be all smaller amounts because of their age.

I don't want fucking money from them, and I know this is some shit my sister is pushing. I don't want to worry about my sister killing them for life insurance money. I told them to just get burial insurance.

I know in reality, if they paid decades into a life insurance policy and live to their 80s or 90s, my sister would get a shitload of money.
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Now we violently crab for 6-8 weeks before puking into hell. kek AI baggies
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>>62888753
+8.32%
+0.16%
recoooovering
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>>62888782
Lmao someone please do this and report back
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>>62888825
there's more rallies coming
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>>62888790
The ingress/egress cost would be too much I've priced it out previously, basically it would cost as much as buying a new drive.

>>62888792
I'd be giving this person my API keys to my provider so they'd download straight from the source. If anything the risk of FBI shenanigans would be on me once I request my copy of the data.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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>>62888753
+1.57%
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>>62888838
I farted
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>>62888836
We're in AI bubble buttrape seasonality from dotcom, not the normal rally seasonality.
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>>62888753
+1.8%
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>>62888753
+6.7%
All in at MU PC (ticker: MU)
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>>62888838
WHAT MOVED
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And some jackoff is going to go all-in on some random stock no one has ever heard of with an account of like 20k and wake up tomorrow morning a millionaire
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>>62888753
A comfy +3.45%
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>>62888860
and it's gonna be >>62888888
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im looking for the stock equivalent of mars and coke but in bongland; the thing is i dont think this cunt has any stock that can actually pump as nicely as the aforementioned.
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>>62888835
It's a fantastic deal for anyone interested but I guess no one is. I'll just buy another drive just don't want to as my budget is already blown this month.
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>>62888859
Muh dick
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Is a Nick Gurr pump of this caliber even sustainable....?
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>>62888872
...May I see it?
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>Santa Clara (dpo) - The espionage scandal surrounding Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang takes a dramatic turn : The 63-year-old publicly declared today that not only his affair, but also he himself is a spy on behalf of the Chinese government.
>"Wait a minute. Why was I spied on by the Chinese secret service?" Huang asked incredulously. "But I'm a Chinese spy myself."
>In fact, the Taiwanese-born man has been supplying Chinese authorities with classified information from the tech industry for 35 years. He allegedly only began the affair with Alice Huang to spy on the successful businesswoman on behalf of the Chinese government.
>It is suspected that the Chinese intelligence service has made an embarrassing mistake here. Insiders currently believe that two different departments accidentally set two of their own spies on each other, ultimately exposing both of them.
>A spokesperson for the Chinese government promised a swift investigation. They would utilize a third branch of the intelligence service to infiltrate several "sexy spies" into the two intelligence departments responsible for Huang and Huang, tasking them with determining who was responsible for the blunder.
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Hope you guys are ready for NIGGER Thursday
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>>62888849
kek
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>>62888849
20tb is at least $2000 now. You can check torrents. They're the hoarders with the hoarding stuff.
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>be me
>be the baggler
>be fan of final fantasy my whole life
>decide to play 14 on switch
>decide to engage in the 4chan general
>turns out there's a large share of the population of players who are woke, trans and complete commies
>eat probably a half dozen 3-day bans for just defending the Jewish people and replying to bait posters.
>now i have a literal tranny schitzo stalker who thinks i'm some former poster who has returned to the thread
What would you guys do in this situation. I have no clue what I've gotten myself into, and have no clue what my options are.
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>>62888860
10 million other jackoffs are going to get totally liquidated, too. Just got to focus on your own shit.
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Iqdelet tongues my anus
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Niggers
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>>62888888
>N3gr6s
unbelievably based
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>>62888888
BASED
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>>62888888
>>62888890
>claps
bravo!
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>>62888888
I bow my liege
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>>62888883
They're $650 it's okay
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>>62888888
>That get
>That ID
Holy shit this is the niggerest post ever. Congratulations
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>>62888888
Well now you have to put 20k into some small company stock and see what happens overnight
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Why the fuck can’t it just recover? Why do we keep getting a 6 hour niggerpump into 24 hours of cuckdumping into the crab bucket
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>>62888888
>>62888890
>Niggers
>N3gr6s get
>888888 get
The convergence has occurred. Surely we will pump.
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>>62888902
nigger thursday has been preprogrammed
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>>62888888
put me in the screen cap
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KASH PATEL GO REDEEM ANOTHER BOARD.
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>>62888888
Nice get
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>>62888902
It looks a lot like distribution desu
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>>62888849
You can get the same data from Databento for $200/mo. For $200 you can get a year of data, beyond that they start charging. My data has fallen out of the window in which the subscription entitles me to obtain it freely, so it's going to be expensive to replace and I have no extra drive space right now. An entire year of data would cost about $20k otherwise.

I'm not asking the person to pull from my drives, that would be sus of course. I'm going to give the person my Databento API keys and they will download directly from their servers and I will trust that they help me out when I have my drive.

>>62888883
No torrent has quality data..

>>62888896
Closer to $1k but I've already spent $2k on data and computer stuff this month and don't wanna blow my budget since I have to move into a new place next month.
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https://www.economist.com/leaders/2026/11/11/jensen-huang-must-resign


keep buying the "dip"
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>>62888888
>N3gr6s
Based
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>>62888888
/smg/ GETS the GETS
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>>62888888
put me in the screencap
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>>62888913
say it with me
TO
BIG
TO
FIRE
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>>62888913
>media people (90% dem voters) are already getting uppity and narcissistic

They think they are in the same league as Musk or Huang. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad
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>>62888913
>the most valuable company in the world is going to can their ceo, while his employees are strongly on the side of keeping him on, tanking the company and shutting the united states out of the ai race. i know this because someone wrote an opinion article.
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>>62888888
N
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>>62888924
I
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>>62888888
Holy based
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>>62888926
G
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>>62888926
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>>62888918
he only has 3.5% of nvidia or something, if the investor board want him gone, he will go.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/could-huang-nvidia-companys-board-be-held-liable-over-affair-scandal-2026-11-11/

"Reported ties between Jensen Huang, the CEO of AI powerhouse Nvidia, and a suspected Chinese spy have sparked an investigation by the FBI, calls for congressional hearings, a review by the company's independent directors and a proposed investor class action lawsuit."

"If the investigation by the independent committee reveals the board didn't have a proper system for monitoring the business or ignored warning signs of misconduct around Megaspeed or chip smuggling or Huang's relationship, shareholders could sue. Directors could be ordered to reimburse the company for fines or settlements paid by Nvidia."

don't think for one second that they will not throw him under the bus.
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>>62888888
NOOOOO
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
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>>62888888
Whoa
>>62888930
I was pissed you ruined it but I get the excitement.
>>62888920
Trump lost
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>>62888888
Witnessed
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>>62888888
Based Beyond Belief
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>>62888888
kinda based, but Bitcoin would be better.
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>>62888936
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>>62888936
It's just a word, retard
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>>62888942
>You know what happened to the Greeks? Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo, we all know that, so was Socrates. Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags. ... You see: homosexuality, dope, immorality in general—these are the enemies of strong societies. That's why the communists and the left-wingers are pushing the stuff. They're trying to destroy us."
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>>62888888
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>>62888913
I bought soxs and nvd
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>>62888952
Efferium
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>>62888888
>ID is N3gr6s
>negros
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
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>>62888888
>>62888900

Buy domestically produced helium and bank on lunatic democraps making a big deal about 45q credits in 2027. It's based because essentially you're investing in the democrats losing the 2032 election cycle....all while being paid for the pleasure.
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Is this the last bake?
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>>62888888
oh my god
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>>62888964
If this is the last /smg/ it's a good one to go out on
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>>62888959
WTF
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>>62888888
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>>62888871
>>62888782
CBA to remove the gigs of duplicate porn and to consolidate to reclaim the required space.
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>>62888976
>>62888976

DOOM DOOOM

DOOM

DOOM

>>62888976
>>62888976
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Holy NVDA selloff
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>>62888978
I dont want it yo ever end.
>>62888963
Trump lost
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>>62888888
Kek
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>>62888983
>key jingle
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>>62888601
Bobina NEEDS to suck me
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>>62888888
racial equality
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>>62888888
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>>62888977
What's a CBA?
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>>62888888
How the fuck?
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>>62888888
It's not Friday
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>>62888888
checked
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>>62889047
Content-based addressing, its a method of naming files based on a hash calculated from their content. If you attempt to write another copy of the file to the storage, it gets the same name so the storage detects it already exists and uses no space to store it again.
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>>62889150
thanks
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>>62888843
zamn, who this cutie?
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>>62888753
-6.5%
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>>62888888
Generational.
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KNOWLEGDE DROP:
>QQQ and NQ are the same thing, like SPY and ES
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>>62888888
Great job, gentlemen
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>>62888888
Beautiful, checked, and witnessed.



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