THIS IS SPARTA edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPREV>>62888976
Nigga....
>>62889386SPY PUSSY
Told you all to get a GOOGL bag at $283
>not chinese and soccer mom pussy edition
Nothing ever happens.
>a nerd having sex wiped out my savings
Fuckkkkkkk i shouldnt have bought nvidia!!!!
>bet against IREN>bet against CRWV>bet pro NBIS
i told you retards not to buy the 'dip' on nvidia, did you seriously think jensen was going to survive this shit? he'll be lucky not to go to jail
WTFWT
Sir your next CEO sir
>>62889386Only the Koreans can save us now.
SOXS MARKET
WE ARE THE NVIDIA MARINESAND WE ARE NEVER SELLING
kek AI baggies, you were warned
Dont worry saar indian CEO will fix NVDA look at many very good tech company that have been improved by brahmin ceo
>AI bubble popped becuz of pussy
>>62889431If the next CEO is a jeet I will unironically sell all my tech. I'm not fucking kidding.
Sir, a second pussy has hit the dick
if I get a cool jacket just like jensen will I get laid as much too?
>>62889427My NBIS calls are deadI would have gotten a nice profit even though I was lateI'm going to eat a substantial loss nowThis might be my worst loss ever
We're pumping back up already. NBIS will fucking save us
LEATHER JACKET MARKET ABOUT TO IMPLODE, WHAT STOCKS DO I SHORT
its time to suck it up and buy, you will never get another chance. dont be a little retard and short and get heemed when the market turns on you. this is not 2008.
This is why you VOO and chill, anons. So drama at some random tech company has no effect on your portfolio.
Genuinely though what difference does it make that he fucked an exec? If she's not a Chinese spy, how does this affect Nvidia's fundamentals at all?
>>62889441>If
>>62889441Sir what's wrong with indian CEOs sir?We run great companies sir!GoogleMicrosoftIBMAdobeMicron
>>62889441The replacement ceo they're looking at is a poojeeta
>>62889386Battle of Thermopylae is fake. It's not recorded by third parties.
I spent like nearly 10k on 4 leather jackets this year long before any of this wtf
Well at least he will never regain gamers favor. Ousted while treating gamers terribly
>>62889443Yeah.
GOOGsisters….how we feelin’?
Dude my VIX calls expired this morning and I wasn’t gonna buy more till tomorrow morning. They better fucking buy IWM and DJIA to cancel the SPY dump from nigvidia
Okay hes my plan. I am going to buy NVDA at 160, then sell it at 200 when NVDA report earnings next Tuesday.Based or cringe plan?
the question one has to ask themselves is is america willing to destroy its AI rollout over a cheating scandal The answer is noim not selling
>>62889453Big corporations have a strict rule where you can't fuck your reports and it applies across all levels of leadership. This is unironically worse than him fucking a Chinese spy because its grounds for ousting him
>>62889457Why would the Persians make up a story where they got embarrassed?
>>62889453AI bubble is freaking out and he was already involved with a chinese spy, now that the world knows he's been with more than one woman who was not his wife, the threat of his wife leaving is much higher, and if she leaves, she takes half the company with her, and with each of them having half the company, one of them might just dump it off and retire which tanks the price, there's so many uncertainties here that most investors are just protecting their money by getting the fuck out until things are less aqueous
>forced windows update last night>computer immediately starts black screening and beeping todaymsft needs to die, this market needs to die, say no to AI and India
I blinked.
>>62889440this entire story is something deeply philosophical, at the end of the day we all are still human and we all inevitably fall to chinese spy pussy
>>62889471Persians didn't record it either (they documented the invasion campaign but not that specific battle)Basically you have to take words of Greek records
>>62889470That's a dumb rule. He should get a bonus for being a pusy slayer.
>>62889455darker
Sir the stock is pumping sir I will take your job no problem sir and you can sell all your shares any time you want when you are unemployed and not related to our company sir you can redeem your shares please redeem
>>62889453If he fucked two, he fucked more than two.
>>62889427Its tiresome isnt it. I avoided nbis knowing the odds were likely against me. Helps that options are giga overpriced, makes me less willing to take risks>>62889462Something happen? Fuck me I was considering goog options but got an nvidia call instead
>>62889466I think nvidia is going to pop off but you're crazy if you think 160 is the bottom rn
>>62889461Way better than the Chinese spy
niggers, wtf
>>62889440old newsit was 4 days ago already
>bring back gaming GPUs
exactly. "two that we know of, so far"
more cheapies for me: 3
>>62889470private companies ceos out there be fucking the entire boards entirely in peace lmao
>>62889386I said it before and I'll say it again:I boughted some nigvidia, stay mad.
>>62889490>Helps that options are giga overpriced, makes me less willing to take risksI just ate the premiumLooked like a foolproof way to get a couple thousand bucksI'm literally not even mad now
>>62889432kospi is going to shitcoin you like you wouldn't believe they are a top soxs buyer
>>62889453This makes it worse because his sympathy letter looks even faker.
>>62889441Your Microsoft?Your Google?Your IBM?Your YouTube?Your Fedex?Your Chanel?
the chinese spy was hotter desujensen has no standards
>>62889470>DUH LETS JUST FIRE THE FACE OF OUR COMPANY BECAUSE HE HAD SEKKUSU O ALGO DUHHH
>>62889472wtf? was there a second person he cheated with?sauce???
KEK AI BAGGIES
>>62889514That too. Like the other thread mentioned, it's never just ONE (1) lie.
>>62889488tensor sucks ass and always willonly Apple can do chips from the software companies
at least I bought AMD in time
>>62889518Personally, I like that he dogs these gettable hos.
>>62889518fucking a white woman was a big ick moment - the global market
>>62889431
How many other women did he fuck?Pic kinda related
AMD CHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP
>>62889520AHAHAHAH SORRY BOZO 820 (the price I sold it at) WAS THE TOP
>niggaNigga
>>62889522He has proven himself to be an untrustworthy, weak, selfish person. He literally cannot be trusted with the world's golden goose. He's fucking going
>>62889512Its a double bladed sword.Ex>buy 100 shares at $150, total $15k>sell eow call for $1000>stock dumps to $135>you are now $500
>NVIDIA BOARD PREPARING TO MEET IMMEDIATE PER THE WSJ IT'S GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON
>>62889489>>62889518wtf? who was the 2nd whore? sauce?
>all this will amount to is a piss measly dump only for AI baggies to buy le dipYawn. Wake me up when this piece of shit bubble actually pops. Until then Jensen can stick his needler into Tim Cook for all I care.
So its obvious someone wants him gone right? This is co-ordinated in some way. All CEO's are piping women in their company, everyone knows this. Some people want Jensen gone
Gamers created a monster. We warned him about ai and what it might do to him. but noooohe had to go off and become PUSSYSLAYER9000The glowup is unreal and I'm very jealous and it's the perfect excuse to hate-watch this like it's a soap opera.
WHEN DO I SLURP NVIDIA TELL ME
>>62889443yes a $10,000 yves saint laurent jacket will get u some ass
Time to buyed nvidia?
I have to poop, what should I queue up for tomorrow while I'm on the poop receptacle aka toilet?
>>62889518Anon... I have a confession... I have been sleeping with the CEO of NVDA.
>>62889545https://www.wsj.com/business/nvidia-is-preparing-to-oust-nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-30f421ad
>>62889491What the heck is the bottom then
MY GOOGL BAG FEELING KINDA FRUITY!
damn never thought was SMG was based af.. thawted just another general.. but fuuuck me how long you boys been at this?
>>62889548facts. is there a disaster waiting in earnings next week?
HOLY KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
LOOOOL
>>62889395Sell GPUs to China.
>>62889523>sauce???New York Times, Reuters etc.
>it was a bulltrapNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62889546open the ny times or any news source nigga come onmy boy jensen fucking around
>>62889541>yeah he turned nvdia into one of the largest corporations on the planet b-but... HE HAD SEKKUSU
imagine the dump when he step down.
There are anons in here valuing stocks by their fundamentals.
>>62889472>she takes half the company with herJensen only owns ~3.5% of Nvidia, Even if she immediately dumps all that I dont think it would matter that much? Amazon was fine wasnt it? Bigger issue is losing the face of the company and maybe whatever networking he personally had. Far bigger issue is having the US government now breathing down the companies neck on all their sales. Also the PR damage from the inevitable congressional hearing where Jensen being forced under oath to talk about all the sex he had with alleged spies
Bankers finna dump on everyone
"Analysts warned NVIDIA shares could fall by up to one-third if CEO Jensen Huang leaves"
KEK AI BAGGIES YOU WERE WARNED!!!
>>62889580I never did thatFuck the Intelligent InvestorI'm a Vibe Investorand holy shit are the vibes bad
>>62889577bro he didn't just fuck a chinese spy she was also a major customer as head of megaspeed or whatever AND he railed some hr lady who was his direct report, he is so so gone
I shouldn't have bought. We're gonna see SOXL $40 again aren't we -_- maybe even $30
>>62889579or when his wife market sells 50% of his stock
>>62889472What the fuck are you talking about?
NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?
If a man fucks multiple women, he's "based" and a "pussy slayer".If a woman fucks multiple men, she's a "whore".HYPOCRITES.
I sold my NVDA after 4 years of holding i believe they call this ''taking profits''
>>62889601Are you the then +900% anon?
>work at a high frequency trading firm in NYC>took Wednesday to Friday off to fly to Shanghai>have had this shit booked for months>7am here in Shanghai, haven't slept with jetlag>now this shit>not even allowed to login remotely to work from ChinaI feel so disorientated I can barely even describe it
>" "During the conference, Nvidia executives were at a nearby hotel for meetings. Mr. Huang and Ms. Powell were seen being affectionate at the hotel. One bystander captured the interaction on their phone, three people briefed on the incident said. Mr. Huang’s security witnessed the bystander with their phone and sequestered them, the people said. They made the person an offer to sign a nondisclosure agreement."
If the Chinese think Nvidia is a good investment then its a good investment. As Warren Buffet always said "where there is honey there are future greens"
wsj had a thing today about how the taiwanese no longer look up to huang after he was trying to aid the people's liberation army in obtaining banned gpus, now that's sad, he let his family down, he let america down, he let taiwan down, he let the baggies down
>>62889597NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?>NIGGERS, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT OVER?
NIGGAS 4 JENSEN WE NEED TO KEEP HIM IN GAMERS BUY THE STOCKS
>>62889604yeah, lol
Why didn't he just go full Warren Buffet?
What the fuck
>A new report has surfaced Multiple Anon from the /biz/ thread /smg/ Smiggers as they are affectionately called. Have come forward reporting they have had an affair with the CEO of Nvidia.
>>62889544>>you are now $500Down $500>>62889582Bezos wife cucked herself and took a very small amount, idk why
>>62889453I think he could have tanked the Chinese spy pussy affair coming to light. It was the second affair that will get him. 9/11 plays out again.
>>62889619you did good, there's a shitstorm brewing
>>62889550WHEN DO I STOP SLURPING AMD TELL ME
>>62889597>>62889612You should have listened. KEK AI BAGGIES!
>>62889548He's been one of the loudest proponents against regulatory capture that ANT and openai require to survive, and he has been talking, with sensible arguments, against the hw sale bans to china. They need him out
>>62889428Who the fuck could expect a second pussy to hit Jensen's tower?
>>62889495>he doesn't know about the second Jensen loverBruh you're behind
NVIDIA BAGGIES, I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>62889601Congrats, brother. Have a drink. You should feel proud of yourself.
They divorce and never signed a prenup. Wut happuns
>>62889597Hope you're not long SOXL
>>62889451based dwyer poster
>>62889579JENSEN HUANG IS GONNA BE OUSTED https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3n22zsblahc23
>>62889626The Witch of November came stealing.
>>62889642I'm all cash but MOMMY MOMMY RAPE MEEEEE
I literally put 10 dollars into SOXL right before the market closed. I'm shitting bricks right now.
My life is over.
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>>62889612OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?>OVER, WHAT DO WE DO? IS IT NIGGERS?
>>62889630>he has been talking, with sensible arguments, against the hw sale bans to chinaand he claims he didn't know she was a spy, he's literally lobbying trump to let the chinese military get our best hardware, man get him out
>>62889638I get the distinct feeling she would need saudi poo poo prince level wealth to deign to speak to any anon, anon.
>>62889611Dang. I think most people would feel awful in that situation.
I fucked Huang.
This will definitely go down in history as the most expensive pussy to ever exist and it's not even close
What's the "okay i need to go all in" price on NVDA?
KEK AI BAGGIES WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN??
My positions would have been down -2% already if I didn't go all cash 30 minutes agonow I'll go and have the best sleep of my life and wake up to a beautiful slurp
>>62889601>LOOK AT DIS NIGGA REALIZING GAINSBased as fuck. Sometimes I feel like people in /smg/ are allergic to realizing gains. Godspeed anon.
Any chance next NVIDIA CEO is Tim Cook? He's gay af.
I might buy some more NVDA when NVDA gets done being raped by democrats and the court system
>>62889625huh, interesting. Wonder if glowies threatened her due to the threat it posed to the market? Too big to fail usually means government handouts, but why couldn't it also means other more covert ways of covering your ass too?
you're retarded if you're not buying nvidia right now ah
What's goin on? I spent my day setting up my phone and having Thanksgiving dinner, wasn't today good for AI stocks?Did something happen?
>>62889652
>>62889467That's where you are wrong kiddo. It's all about virtue signaling.
>>62889662240
should've seen a turbonerd having sex nuke portfolio fud incoming oh wait I'm 100% cash lol
>>62889670Did Jensen have sex with her...?
>>62889656>US intelligence believes that's your proof she is a spy
>>62889671It's not even Thanksgiving week
>>62889663You're legit one of the worst posters in /smg/. Stop spamming nigger
>>62889671thanksgiving is on the 25th dude
Also re >>62889661 I wonder how White women will cope with the fact that that honor goes to an Asian pussy
Its actually insane that Jensen might actually be forced out or resign. He actually is one of the best CEOs around. He'd ridden three massive booms one after another almost perfectly until now. Gaming was booming during the 3D acceleration era and became the biggest entertainment media, in no small part thanks to his company. When GPUs started becoming the obvious choice for mining crypto he took full advantage of the boom. He didn't get lucky hitting AI either, he'd been working with companies like Google on all sorts of machine learning to position the company exactly for this kind of boom. I shall not miss him of course, he betrayed gaming. For that there is no excuse.
> a second affair just hit the nvidia stock.
Micron is down 3.6% because a different company’s CEO can’t keep it in his pants
>>62889671This morning you said you were financially raped and left to fiddle with your phone. I have a feeling you were being duplicitous.
KEKVIDIA KEK SOXL
>>62889453It doesn't. He'll get removed as CEO and the stock will moon.This is all jews and algos trying to get shares at year old prices.Buy the dip.
>>62889671Sir, a second vagina has hit the shaft:>>62889597>>62889612
SOXL NIGGERS MY PUTS MY PUTS
>>62889689>He actually is one of the best CEOs around.is he really? how many times nvidia almost went bankrupt? he got saved by the crypto scam that he completely embraced.
>>62889686KEK AI BAGGIES!!!! You mocked me, but I timed the local bottom and local top perfectly! KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
IT KEEPS FUCKING GOING LOWER
>SHORTONTECHGODS
>>62889684>>62889687Yeah but my family wasn't gonna be in town then, so we had it today. The date isn't what's important.>>62889692I DID get financially raped today. I just checked again. I'm only just now seeing NVDA at -9%. lol
>sold nvda and it dumbs another 2%only shit
>>62889691aye the sectors move together because of how many funds contain NVDA for better or worsw
>>62889697I need a fit milf in my life
WAGMI
>nasdaq futures down 0.8% at open
>le jacket man is gonna get fired>AI kek bubble still gonna exist for years*chud voice* Tell me why I, as a cash chud, should careAll of this is just smoke and mirrors
>he bought? now crash it with the exact same infidelity fud
So now its free money to buy NVDA right?
>>62889697you know what, I get it
>A second affairOk this is just blatant stock manipulation LMAO
>>62889689it's true dude good luck replacing him, at least job was able to hand pick and groom cook, jensen's not gonna get to pick his successor
>>62889689they're gonna jeet it up
The RobinHood app just sent out a notification to everyone who has it about Jensen being ousted. He's gone.
>>62889720What are some Amish stocks?
>>62889712/mug/ + /smg/ goat combo
>>62889681Nah if only he shoved his dick in those fanblades we probably would be dealing with this bullshit.
>>62889703I'm up 94,23%. Stop spamming, retard
>>62889707Oh fuck man. I am sorry. You could probably make some back by shorting bnb like im doing. That shit is going down and theyll arrest chhingcheng.
>>62889710not to mention all the circular deals i mean nvidia is founding all the neoclouds they're on the hook to buy six billion in compute from coreweave
Can Trump do something about CIA fudding my bags?
This is the woman who he risked everything for?Fucking disgusting. The Chinese spy was tasteful, this however is revolting
>large position in NBIS>just bought 200 shares of NVDA at 169 todayI'm so fucked. Already down 7k in afterhours.Why didn't they announce this shit on Monday when everything was dumping anyways?
>sold njudea and bought aryanmdlifes good bros
>>62889734*sucks your cock*
>>62889734Not by next month, you aren't. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
>>62889726jeets don't do hardware dude
>>62889739She is hot as fuck
>>62889739When you've been a tech dork your whole life especially in the decades he was young for... pussy is pussy, man.
>>62889700The best part about this is the 4070ti will be under a thousand bucks by january and that binance faggot will be imprisoned and pinning sam's weasel.
what do i do now that i sold nvda i haven't made a trade so long i had to look up how to even sell on schwab (when i bought it it was on tdameritrade) whats the hip new stock a long term hodl can get into
>>62889720free rupees saaar
>AI IS FINISHED BECAUSE SOME DUDE FUCKED SOME GIRLS!!!!How does this affect AI? Have people gone insane trying to make a non-bubble into a bubble? There is no bubble, you just missed out on generational wealth.
>>62889746They're about to fuckin start
Next it’s gonna come out that Jensen sucked someone’s dick too huh
>>62889715You should care that NVDA was knowingly breaking US export controls and selling gpus to Chinese companies through Singapore which represented 22% of their revenue
>>62889739WOULD>>62889745find a new schtick, youre just boring
>>62889741bro even if jensen wasn't outed as a mega horndog it's a little late in the market cycle to be buying nvidia lol
I think they should replace Jensen with a female jeet.
Wait, there's a second affair?
>>62889739>cant fuck a chinese bitch without her being a spy>cant fuck a white bitch without her seeking money>latinas aint even gonna look your wayasian men cant catch a break
>>62889739ew
>>62889756KEK AI BAGGIES!!! Nvidia was the head of the circular fianncing scheme that built the AI bubble. It all pops now.
Load up some SPCX. Don't mind if I do
SOXL better fucking bottom now
>>62889654
>>62889765yes, with a subordinate this time.
>>62889765Yes, with an executive of his own company. Steps to replace him have already begun.
Imagine getting a big fat stack of cash in exchange for deleting a video
>>62889758ddue have u seen the shitshow that happens any time anyone tries to do tech manufacturing there? apple's first factory burned down before it even opened and they jsut had an industrial accident where three workers died, but modi made some law to access their market they had to manufacture a certain percent there
>>62889756See >>62889761You niggers are clueless and missing the actual story
>>62889739This is considered mature.
>>62889774lmao, please tell me she's a North Korean spy or something
>>62889763Seemed like NVDA below 180 was a good opportunity. I even fucking waited for confirmation post weekend to see if he was going to face any consequences. >>62889765Jesus fucking Christ.
Should people in positions of power and influence be eunuchs?
it was just NVDAs turn to be niggered. they already niggered META, GOOGL, AMZN, MSFT this year down -40% on fud campaign. It was simply NVDAs turn for the Jews to gangstalk
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62889769Google and Meta have billions more than NVIDIA.
>>62889741fud has to be spread out, its not effective if you dump everything at once
Unironically time for this economy to find christ
>>62889780The politically correct term is roastie
>>62889739Skyler white energy
"During the conference, a bystander allegedly caught Huang and Powell on camera. Huang's security sequestered the individual before making an offer to sign a nondisclosure agreement, according to the NYT."lel.
>"We are so raped", an NVIDIA insider tells Axios. "Never before have we been so raped"
>>62889783nah u right it was worth a risk, maybe it'll pop after earnings and and u can get out without too much loss
>>62889785He is fired due to this
Having affairs is one thing. What if he also had kids? What if those kids were working for the company? That would be insane.
>>62889765
I will go back in to NVDA after i see two things 1) Who is going to be the new CEO, if its a jeet im out and wont look back even if the stock pumps to 5002)what are the demonrats going to do because if they start investigating the company and find multiple people helpeed jensen along the way the dump will continue I will pick NVDA up if the next CEO is a white man or a asian man, if the wife doesn't decide to rape the company, and if the companies executives are getting lawraped by demonrats, If not i will buy back in under 100 dollars because that is where its going lmao
Oh my god kek AI baggies!!!
>>62889793Incel
My best day of the year, undone by filthy sex havers after hours fucking my nvda and nebius. And tomorrow will suck balls because nvda is the biggest holding in 25 million etfs, fuck my chungus life
This nigga slept with the HR lady. He thought he was invincible.
>>62889783The FBI is investigating him for breaking US export laws, but given Lutnick and Trump already knew and were protecting him you will have to wait until January when the new Congress convenes for anything to move forward
>almost 300 posts in under 40 minutes
you should sell all your semis because there's never been a guaranteed dump day like tomorrow everand the only thing that will reverse it is tomorrow's after hours NBIS earnings IF they're good
>>62889800who cares?
>>62889761That literally doesnt matter. Why would Democrats care about that? They have their own Chinese spy wives. USA has been turning a blind eye for years.
>>62889580I do. Best to my knowledge imoIt's ok to follow stocks and trading without gambling. Learning about the business and processes. It's not insider trading if you just happen to understand the company well enough to be an investor. Some shares give let you vote if you do well enough so I guess there are different games. Not many play for company takeovers.
JENSEN STOP HAVING SEXI DON'T WANT AN INDIAN CEO
The signs were there
uh do i need to log back into my brokerage account?
EU is going to be so mad when they wake up
Any news networks talking about this? CNBC has Jim Cramer waffling on about god knows what
>>62889814We are so fucking back
>>62889821
What are the slimey jews going to do when trading goes to 23 hours a day, they planned this jensen news to drop the PICO SECOND markets closed, they wont be able to do this shit starting next month
>>62889820What a fucking nightmare I hate reality nothing good ever happens
>>62889816OpenAI and Anthropic need AI regulation to defend the market shares.
>>62889739I think she's cute
>>62889597kek this is definitely him getting fired now. Theyll take a foreign spy but another executive is game over.
>>62889700In the semiconductor space everyone who matters is constantly on the verge of bankruptcy or complete market dominance. There is no "just doing fine"
Owning stocks, apart from the dividends, is only to brag what you own. I think many people will not want to own nvda now. But it will probably bounce +50% in two days sometime anyway.
>>62889820You just know it's gonna be a pajeeta, the males are even bigger sex pests than Jensen.
We love regulation. We love consequences. We love safe technology, safe markets, no surprises. We hate rollercoasters, we hate nigger pumps, we hate retard dumps, we hate gambling.
>>62889821except Nvidia is a legit business ya moronsource: have an RTX 5090 in my PC rn
>>62889829NVDA already trades 24 hours a day who cares
>>62889801What if he was fucking those kids?
>>62889817They were the ones who put in the law under Biden, retard, Democrats are going to subpoena him and investiage NVDAhttps://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/11/10/congress/two-key-democrats-signal-tougher-scrutiny-of-nvidia-chip-exports-01160036You're a clueless nigger
>>62889829They'll wait until the 24th hour when everyone's asleep.I hate them so fucking much it's unreal.
I'm thinking double digits tomorrowUnrelated but why do baggies lack any sense of humor?
>>62889815Earnings are at 8AM
>>62889739<_< i've had better looking women show interest in me and im a ~5/10 neet>>62889800something about this behavior makes it sound like nvidias circular financing was heavily dependent on ai advancing faster. makes me worried earnings are gonnasuck next week and it dumps further.....my poor bags ;_;
How to get a women like this??
>>62889832they should be more worried about apple's "harbor" app that lets u run local models on macs daisy chained via thunderbolt five, slam four mac studios with 32 cores and 512gb of ram together and suddenly u got a little sth going on
>>62889835more importantly, it was a white womanJenson must be punished
elon has like 13 kids with 5 different women and it's a nothingburgerjensen has sex twice and the global economy shudders
>>62889825Remember this morning that one english guy talking shit about america because our country isn't an adjective of the language we speak? Lol he is going to blow his shit smoove off.
>>62889803I'd be fine as long as it is a US raised jeet, chink or whatever.
>>62889841Was*An even bigger issue than Huang getting his chink dick wet and the chink spies is the racketeering.
>>62889829how is this not market manipulation>work at globohomo news corpo>or have friends there>short $NVDA>market closed ding ding ding>relase ze fud>???>PROFIT
>>62889850I bet your fish head wife doesn't have cannons like these
>>62889825Eu is here my broski
>>62889801they were all pulling one million plus salaries, hey when u printing money and paying any guy with a cs master 500k people look the other way, until thry dont
>>62889697Mmm, at least he has good taste>>62889739Nah she looks great for her age, and looks natural too.
>>62889850Be a literal ceo of a trillion dollar tech company. That's how inflated their egos are
>>62889833Therell be no turkey trot rally this year due to Jensens dik ...
I have a far otm spy put
>>62889829nigger I can already trade nvidieos 24 hours a day wtf will change they will still collude to drop bags whenever they want
>other people have sex>i lose moneyFuck this gay earth
>>62889844Oh no, not a congressional investigation!!! Just like how Zuck got outed and lost everything and Meta crashed!!!! Oh wait....You're the retard that doesn't understand whats happening.
Black (nigger) Thursday tomorrow due to spreading panicThe only question is not if, but how bad and red it's going to get
>>62889851Apple products come with much slower memory, so they aren't a real threat. Meanwhile, OpenAI and Anthropic are going to choke off the supply of GPUs capable of model training.
AMDGODS...
>>62889877YES JENSEN IS HAVING THE SEX AND COLLAPSING THE ECONOMY
>invest in Nvidia early>Got my money and left because it was over valued as fuck>Now jensen literally dicks down the entire stock market Sorry guys, Jensen was so depressed that I left that he decided to fuck multiple women and spys
>>62889877My God you're retarded, what do you think happens if NVDA loses 22% of the revenue they get from selling gpus illegally to China?
>>62889878Disagree. Remember what happened when the first affair hit? Everything was ultra green. Same will happen tomorrow.
You already should have been buying GOOG, but now definitely buy GOOG
>>62889881Do i sell at 600 like the jews want me to or do i hold to 1350 in january?
>>62889546this dude
>>62889853its all fake and gay. Jensen didn't troon out his kids hard enough or whatever so the Jews are going to sacrifice him to punish the children who use too much leverage
KOSPI predictions?
>>62889815NBIS will be good, especially considering Irens (a shit company) and Coreweave (a not as good company) earnings were good.But it still might not be enough.It's all just so fucking stupid.
Floundering. I can't escape the cage. I won't escape the cage. I'm so tired. Trapped, stuck.
>>62889885Everyone myself included thought he was gonna stay. Too big to fire was priced in, not this total mess.
>>62889877The new dems ran on "CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ELITE (THIS TIME FOR REAL)" and pretty much all the technobros abandoned them and sucked Trump's cock pretty hard. It depends on who they pick to make an example.
>>62889885It was ultra green because there was the expectation that nothing else will happen.now there is a report that Jensen has multiple affairs and is now about to lose his job, which will destroy Nvidia as a company
>NOOO YOU DISOBEYED MY HECKIN EXPORT BANS LET literally who gives a shit. Democrats are in and Trump can just leak his clitty the next few years.
>>62889884Bro you are ACTUALLY STUPID.If the USA wanted to stop it THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY.This is just the most obvious stock manipulation in history and if you don't buy you're fucking stupid as shit.
>>62889893surely their two biggest companies won't panic that their biggest partner in the entire world is losing a ceo that's favorable towards them
some journo already has the headline ready for his 3rd affair, you just know it'll drop like friday AH
>>62889900>3%
>>62889897>too big>priced inWhen will you people learn?
Feels good being in SSO and QLD only now If the demonrats want to get me they have to kill the US stock market to do it
>>62889884if they lose 22% of chink illegal sales they are still down over 30% in the the last month so there is atleast 10% fud baked in
>>62889898Dems ran on economy and they are going to inevitably fail at that. The investigations will be toothless drama to try and cover the AI crash
>>62889903>why would dems go against Trump's buddy
>>62889897>>62889900Yeah Nvidia will go under, but this will be mega bullish for AMD and the entire AI trade. Creates a story and a vacuum of power. Which raises interest to everyone involved. And I say that as an AI bear.
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NEWS: Jensen fucked everyone
>>62889906If it's a black woman then I would have respect for Jensen for having an all race orgy
>>62889904Trump and Lutnick didn't do it because they're personally profiting from it you dense nigger, Lutnick, the Secretary of Commerce had his son buy tariff refund claims for 70 cents on the dollar, all this while publicly defending the tariffs as being legally sound, you're fucking clueless
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>>62889896I hate my job too dudw but i try and make it fun for myself and i talk to myself a lot. I am also nuts. Who wouldn't be? I work in a literal metal cage.
>>62889887from the financial gayports ive read, they are fully invested into ai, it depends if this nvidia shit spills over, they can take over and become the next nvidia, which is not good longterm obv, ill hold for now, its practically the only stock i hold now
>>62889916who is primed to take their spot its got to be AMD right? i dont even know what MU does
>>62889909>too bigThat was the meme on the street and why Trump vouched for him>priced inIt was. What you're seeing now and tomorrow is the repricing. It'll be ugly
really thinking of shorting sk hynix tonight
>>62889915>>62889903Being trumsp buddy is irrelevant,it is just that Dems are ultra omega anti-china dating back to Biden literally beginning the Chinese car ban because muh unions.
>>62889916And openAI and meta both have 10% of AMD shares.
Is anyone picking up shares at 160. I think it will creep up from now to open and then dump again but how much lower can it go. Jensen getting ousted probably won t change anything about the business in the short term
>>62889915theyre not anyones buddy retard. Companies play both sides for government gibs
>>62889929How to short outside of trading hours?
>>6288993216%, for which they paid 1c a share
>>62889929I have stock in that. Please don't. I should short it too as a hedge I guess on hyperliquid after im done cleaning bnb out.
Democrats are going to crucify jensen and just use that to prove they're ''tough on elites'', somehow muskrat escaped their wrath again
>>62889923no stop-...
>>62889921lmao
>>62889926>It'll be uglyWorks for me.>>62889922Being a mailman seems like it'd be kind of fun in an unhinged sort of way. Thank you for your service, by the way.
>>62889936Illegally on hyperliquid? I don't think americans legally can. Fake and gay. Jews allowed to play by their own rules but goyim get garnished if they try.
>>62889939This is all for AI regulation.
>>62889925MU makes fancy RAM and is heavily entangled with Nvidia’s products. But both companies have most their production sold for the next several years so I view this as a funny nothingburger. Nvidia just needs a leader who doesn’t fuck spies and everything will be fine.
Video of Jensen Huang responding to the allegationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9pVJDL2J1Y
>>62889923Thanks for posting this. I feel a little less suicidal.
>>62889949And regulation means "gov takes the profits, not the companies"Like I said, blue wave doesn't mean shit against AI, it just changes where the money is landing
>>62889930There are more democrats who are more open to China than republicans, I think. Like Gavin Newsom.
>>62889947Thank you. It definitely makes you unhinged and prone to violent outbursts. Crazy shit happens every time. It makes coming here a lot worse.
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>>62889961Retardanon...
>>62889936I can just sell shares I don't own on an interactive brokers margin account
imagine habinf all the money in the world and not going for a 18 yo alt girl
>>62889961anon just created a circular data structure.
>>62889955Although the US government faces severe deficit problems, they don't seem to care because they can print money at will. They need to control AI in order to control the public narrative—and fast. The open internet is no longer safe, and soon everyone will get all of their information exclusively from centralized chat boxes.
We're dumping because jensen's affairs were with ugly women, it says a lot about his characterT. work for warren bloomberg
JMKE has a p/e of 113. they barely make any money at all kek.
>>62889973"Alt"
>>62889960>It definitely makes you unhinged>Crazy shit happens every timeI feel that.t. aviation wagie
>>62889970Ok I forgot about short selling my broski. I can't trade my puts outside hours.
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>>62889981Who was the last true superstar?
As a NVDA shareholder,I don't want Jensen oustedThere's fucking nobody better that could replace himJust put him in probation, and tell him if there's anymore affairs this is it for real this time.
>>62889958Gavin is an outlier in a Democratic party full of outlier's. They literally just failed to impeach hegseth because 11 of them refused to show up.its going to be. Amess of Dems lashing out at everyone and themselves
>>62890011There almost certainly are.
>>62889973These are the kind of stupid cunts you pay to leave
>>62889661She's cute
>>62889661>the most expensive pussy to ever existThat's Helen of Troy.
>>62889770gigaunlock on dec 4th
>>62889728How can they just fire him? He's the owner
So this week Fable 5.2 was released (not a worthy update at all based on my evaluation, despite the shillers), scandals about Jensen all leaked this week and now Anthropic just announced officially their IPO. This timing is not a coincidence of course but as a member of the permanent underclass: what do now? Buy NVDA stocks? Buy Anthropic stocks after the initial dump ends?
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