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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62889386
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>no suicide hotlines
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Stop
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JESNSEN YOU FUCKING BASTARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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kek AI baggies
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Predictions for tomorrow?
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realistically how much would jensens wife getting half his shares affect NVDA, if she sold it all it ould only be a 3% loss
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I should have bought SOXL at 42
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Is it me you are looking for?
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nyt has a sextape, btw.
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You bought the dip but its still going down, huh?
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>>62890001
Everyone's getting screwed tomorrow nigger. Shit's fucked.
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>"people" thinking jensens needle dick will pop the AI bubble
Still not deploying my cash reserves
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>>62890002
NBIS gigapump saving the market
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Jensen is such a retard. Nobody cares that he cheated on his wife. They care that he porked a Chinese spy and the nvidia hr lady.
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I should have bought a car to sleep in instead of gambling like this on SNDK and NVDA
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>>62890012
Not my BRKB
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It's funny how there's always a fresh supply of retards willing to buy the dip on every leg down.
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>>62890011
>probation
As in a chastity cage?
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As a NVDA shareholder,
I don't want Jensen ousted

There's fucking nobody better that could replace him

Just put him in probation, and tell him if there's anymore affairs this is it for real this time.

DON'T KICK JENSEN YOU DUMBASSES FUCK

if he's gone, I'm fucking dumping everything after this is over.
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nvda stocktwits feed is lit rn
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>>62890019
Yeah, he picked the worst people to cheat with, a Chinese spy and your employee. Should've just picked a random bitch from the street like DiCaprio.
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>>62890002
Crazy whipsaw crab with NBIS earnings beat and NVDA drama
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I want to fucking dieeeee
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>>62890011
yeah this is hy i sold, they're going to crucify jensen to satisfy the anti AI retardation in this country and this absolutely no one who will be able to do what he was doing, some fucking poo aint holding up the AI economy
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>>62890029
Replied before you posted >>62890027
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>Nvidia working with an outside firm to look for its next CEO per Bloomberg
HAPPENING
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thoughts on buying take two ahead of gta6, is it literally a guaranteed success with all the kids buying it?
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They should let Jensen stay if he agrees to cut his dick off. There's a LOT on the line and he'd probably do it.
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>>62890019
>Nobody cares that he cheated on his wife.
Of course they do. CEO's have been sent packing for less, especially easy if they have as little control of the company as Jensen has. People in the real world don't live in your weird sexpest cheating is heckin based fantasy.
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>>62890036
Focus on your ambitions and then the women come later (to destroy everything you've worked so hard for)
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He's been telegraghing his promiscuity to the market ever since he put on the bad boy biker jacket.
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>>62890041
Saars, I'm new ceo, ranjesh pootripali.
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>>62889958#
Gavin is an outlier in a Democratic party full of outlier's. They literally just failed to impeach hegseth because 11 of them refused to show up.its going to be a mess of Dems lashing out at everyone and for the next 2 years
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Do you guys think Jensen eats pussy? Or is he a pump and dump kind of guy? Genuine question.
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>>62890036
No fucking way this is a real quote.
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>>62889986
STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIVES
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>62890058
Men with small dicks tend to eat pussy far more often to compensate
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>>62890036
>focus
WOMEN
>goals
PUSSY
>ambitions
ASS
>future
TITS
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>>62890041
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>>62890036
>Yeah well I didn't FOCUS on them they came right to me and it was only for a couple of minutes"
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>>62890044
Nice straw man retard
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>>62890060
Boomers and Xers are pre-programed to cheat on their spouses
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>>62890006
Gonna invest in leather jackets
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>>62890041
SAAAR I AM CEO NOW
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do you think jensen keeps the leather jacket on during sex
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>>62890041
good morning sarr
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>>62890077
Oh yeah
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If he fucks a kid now he can run for president
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>>62890077
He probably has a mini leather jacket for his ball sack
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i feel like as stone cold incel im uniquely positioned to lead NVDA, im so blackpilled i dont even want pussy anymore just give me money
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Man this is some dag ol booshit
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>>62890041
They finna hire 10 Indian CEO's for 1000$ per month collectively
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>>62890072
Pulling out the strawman cope is a sure sign you got BTFO.
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EVERYONE OPEN A SHORT ON BNB RIGHT NOW. WE CAN KILL ANOTHER DIRTY CHEATING CHINESE MAN BY MORNING.
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>>62890089
I'm happily married and I hate the Chinese and Indians. Let me be CEO.
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>Jensen had a gay affair
ITS OVER
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>>62890096
People care because he’s getting fired. He’s getting fired because of who he fucked you brainlet.
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KOSPI green will be the same with USA tomorrow
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Damn it Jensen AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Stop them from kicking Jensen
this shit they're dong is making it even worse jesus christ
stop this bullshit

Get Jensen on camera
and say he's not apologising
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>>62890089
Too bad for you the French have spys for gay men
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SOXL bros we got trolled beyond belief its fucking over when korea wakes up
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Would she be offended Jensen cheated on her with a white bitch?
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>>62890100
fake
if he had a gay affair in clown world nvda would be pumping
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>>62890004
having to realistically think about the amount his wife would receive in divorce?
of 3.58% ?
at least half because that's just the stocks... Also, it'll lose more value the longer the wife waits.

you'd have to speculate on either of them selling after the ordeal is over too. (why not cash out?)

Investigations may or may not turn up other positions that are being held...

Could already be relativity liquid already.

I'd start at
1.79% then reread Jensens apology letters and run it through an ai detector.
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Can someone please make the AI image of Huang flexing in the mirror in his leather jacket while fucking?
You know what I'm talking about
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>>62890109
its slimy they knew he wouldnt appear for a bit due to hist 1st affair and now they put allegedly and they're manipulating the market so hard it's obvious
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>>62890105
You might genuinely be retarded.
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They are executing Jensen, which jews toes did he step on?
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>>62890111
Korea and the entire AI trade is going to the moon my broski. The uselessness and danger of ai is being overshadowed by Jensen's Huang. So it's another senseless pump for a while.
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Get fucked
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How do I join the X-men? I round tripped half a million dollars of SMCI puts, but it gave me market timing superpowers.
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>>62890123
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>>62890130
If you want to be an x man all you need is a pair of scissors.
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>>62890132
More like pic related
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what's the cope now for nvidia baggies?
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>>62890130
And that makes you want to troon out?
Ex-men
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>KO
We just keep winning sugar bros
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when will we stop tolerating women
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will our friend Jensen survive this bros?
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>>62890140
That they are fine with an American Indian ceo
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>ahhhhhhhhhhh
shut up.
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>>62890019
>nobody cares that the CEO of the world's largest company is a sexual degenerate
Yea bro, I'm sure the board and major shareholders are totally fine with not being able to trust the CEO in a room with a female. You have to be 35 to post here.
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>>62890145
My brain says no, but my heart says there's a chance.
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>>62890150
Every man in power is.
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I might just fuck another bitch
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>>62890019
Fucking retard of course they do
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>>62890106
Aaaaand its red now
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>>62890152
She is legit not attractive without makeup but her body is damn near perfect fridge. Extremely vulnerable to her nudes.
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At least now We can be sure that Jensen Huang WASN'T on Jeffrey Epstein list.
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>>62890142
I sold my puts at the bottom on Friday for a 400% gain, and then bought even more at the top today before close. Is this how the main character in those capeshit origin stories feels when they realize they have superpowers?
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i only got $1500 left, do i keep buying the nvidia dip or soxl?
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>NVDA +30% after earnings
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Do NOT buy Nvidia until the dust has settled. There is another 20-30% downside here. I refer you to Microsoft after the anti trust suit and Facebook after the Cambridge analytica scandal.
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>>62890153
They're better at hiding it, clearly.
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Man I'm glad I only did a small slurp dipping, going to buy back big when things calm down
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>>62890163
No, this is where you find out youre actually the retarded broke gambler.
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>>62890165
That's the obvious play but see you at 150 first.
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>>62890163
Give me half your profit or I'ma jinx your superpower
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watch nigvida dump on good earnings
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>>62890008
I demand an AI slop of this NOW so it can be spread around as PROOF and cause the Financial PROLAPSE of 2026.
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If he cheats on his wife, is there a risk that he's untrustworthy in other areas too?
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So... uh... who does the earnings presentation if he's out?
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>>62890036
who says that cheating with women was his main focus? He's just fucking around on the side
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>>62890177
Me
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>>62890123
I got you boss dont even worry I immediately knew the image. Just cooked this one up ala grok
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>>62890173
Give me half of your half or i will fuck your favorite ceo
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>>62890164
Soxl and NVD
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>>62890055
...can you sign my leather jacket?
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>>62890182
My favorite ceo is indian
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>>62890180
And who are you, Lobshembo?
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So I have to continue putting the fries in the bag because some pencil necked geek in a black jacket cannot stop sticking his dingaling in fried rice?
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Was going to put a stop loss but fuck that pussy shit niggas I'll ride it down
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Nigvidya spent over a year in a rising wedge distribution mode. That is the big dogs were selling to (you), the pond scum. It then breaks down from the wedge and (you) thought it was a good idea buying the dip. You get what you fucking deserve.
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wtf did she mean by that?
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Kind of obvious in retrospect. No way he and his wife don't have some kind of open relationship.
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you would have done the same
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And to think I sold NVDA 180 puts two weeks ago
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>>62890193
uggo bitch
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do u think whoever bought this will be able to sell for a gain?

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/auction/2026/the-ceos-uniform-jensen-huangs-tom-ford-leather-jacket/the-jensen-jacket-jensen-huangs-tom-ford-leather
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>here's why lumentum and sandisk are rising
Or maybe it's because the market irrationally sold off sndk for no reason and even pumped lumentum to a new all time high a month ago while being 'afraid' that sandisk 'wasn't growing fast enough' and not hitting a new ath, even though lumentum has a p/e of 50 or some shit like that. Gay fucking retarded ass market.
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>>62890194
At the time I would have called this the top (and would have been very wrong)
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>>62890195
No I wouldn't
That chink bitch I could understand
But not this ugly couger bitch
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Check out these cannons
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>>62890195
Gladly, but only if she was an 18 year old 4'11 Chinese girl
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>>62890194
>mfw looking at my AI port
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Anyway I'm a high roller and have 4 shares of NVDA now and will buy more.

Unless there's a huge swap to AMD, NVDA is going to keep posting giant profits and the selloff is the most retarded thing ever.

>>62890005
looks like you'll get a chance.
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>Quickly! Everyone! It's another opportunity to sell more AI chips.
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>>62890193
hope this was worth billions in market value
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>Kurumi's show new episode coming out on yet another bad day
Why oh why is it so cursed
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WHY THE FUCK DID EVERYTHING ELSE NEED TO TAKE A SHIT??? FUCK OFFFF
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>>62890207
wouldn't touch that shit until you see how the market reacts tomorrow
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>>62890198
no way that mf sold for $960,000? the estimate was 40 to 60!
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>>62890060
I 100% get it that if he was getting side chicks he would want to get a good mix and I did the same thing when I was dating of hooking up with an Asian first and then going after white women.

>>62890145
No he's totally fucked it by making it an office affair. Working for the Chinese Communist Party is one thing, who isn't, but he's crossed corporate governance now, I doubt even Musk could get away with it.

It's a good thing that he's pretty replaceable rather than being another Steve Jobs. This is a giga-dip buying opportunity as moralfags dump thinking that Nvidia is one guy who physically makes all the chips.
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at least he fucks adult women
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>>62890220
You know it's bad when the bar is that low
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>>62890212
That's how crashes happen
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>>62890176
Megacap at heart of tech driven bubble pumped by vendor financing and also cooking their books? Nah could never happen
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Shill me your shitty investment
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>>62890212
Because where there's one honeypot chink ho, there's bound to be more.
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>>62890167
msft is up 50x since then.
facebook is up 500%
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>>62890227
XRP
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>>62890194
Kek
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>>62890230
xmr
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do you think FUD can get NVDA under 100 bcks? i want to go all in
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>>62890227
Dogecoin
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>>62890213
You mean how the market is reacting right now in after hours?
>oh no, I'm down like 40 bucks
This board is dumb, it's just gamblers doing max leverage and people who wear diapers because they're afraid of everything after getting heemed by cisco 25 years ago
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>>62890199
The market does what makes jews the most money, fundamentals only matter in the long run.
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>tons of freed liquidity just in time for anthropic ipo
what are the odds
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>>62890202
It's hotter when she's your direct subordinate
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>>62890223
>crashes
The difference is that shit is already hugely sold down and have low P/Es except for a few shtistocks like palantir. Their earnings are not affected by this. Crash the market, it'll be double the current price by 2030.
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>>62890226
Its all coming together
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We need a waiting room for this event. no chats?
sadge
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>they’re thinking about replacing Jensen Huang with a poop
bearish.
sell it all. today.
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>>62890239
this isn't the market. the market is going to dump to levels you have not seen in your life tomorrow
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>>62890241
I was literally just thinking this. I got an email notification that Anthropic released their share price too. Sus as fuck.
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im just listening to asmr and relaxing
i don't care
i have a gun
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>amd moons because jensen fucked some 40 year old chinese bitch

investing is so retarded
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>>62890249
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>>62890249
sharti save my bags!!!!
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Fuck Jensen for putting that HALF_SPEED = true flag on our retail RTX on inference operations
I hope he loses half of his money and even more, and hopefully he hangs himself. Deserved.
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>>62890249
>Another pajeet
They can't help themselves huh? I fucking hate Jews so much.
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>>62890249
The really bad news is that Jensen has the magic. Hes the Steve Jobs of whatever happened but maybe the Enron version.
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Just sell everything, put half into SGOV, the rest in your personal savings account, and don't do anything until February.
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>What would you do if you had a trillion dollar company?
>I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
>That's it? If you had a trillion dollar company, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
>Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a billionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
>Well, not all chicks.
>Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
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>>62890241
Anthropic will be hardware-agnostic due to its own R&D capability.
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The most effective fud that finally made me sell my nvda was the rumor of replacing jensen with a jeet, literally nuclear FUD
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>>62890235
Useful fact: The Six actress and the Boomer actress are both the same height. They had Tricia Helfer wear very tall heels to make her look taller.
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>>62890262
hopefully he huangs himself
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>>62890226
The guys at Enron were nerds trying to be cool. What is he doing
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>>62890269
lmao
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>>62890210
KEK, exactly as foretold times and times again in the threads, even today
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
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>>62890254
we're pricing in the possibility that Jensen is going over to AMD after leaving Nvidia.
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>>62890249
Yikes this semen slurping company isn't for me
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QUICK GROK
GIVE ME EVERY HAPPILY MARRIED TECH CEO
SHORT THEM IMMEDIATELY
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I just want to let this general know that I hate zoomers so much its unreal so its best to stay in hiding and post anonymously. Pro tip, spelling "lose" as "loose" is a dead giveaway and sends me into a rage.
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Looks 160 is the floor. Is it safe to go all in?
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Ay yo, my AVGO doing somethin. You see that shit, nigguh?
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huhwang Johnson will simply create a new Nvidia where you're encouraged to have sex
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>>62890019
why couldn't this faggot just hire an escort
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>>62890281
STOP posting this person. My god.
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>>62890086
kek
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>>62889986
TICK TOCK MUMU
TIME TO SEE HOW DEEP THIS RABBIT HOLE GOES
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>>62890249
That’s the real reason the price went down. It’s the jeet CEO risk premium
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>>62890286
Yes anon, 160 is definitely the floor. Totally safe.
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>>62890228
I mean, we warned on the first affair already when retards here were "hurr durr it's just an affair" "who cares about le spy". The spy thing aside, if he lied to his own family, imagine what else he lied about to shareholders.
It's an entire house of cards.
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Did you buy the top anon?
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>>62890285
du u loose ur angurr?
Du eet macka u meed?
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QRD on this schizo?
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>>62890186
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>>62890249
How come there never any hullabaloo about jeets stealing western technology and taking it back to India?
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>>62890286
Earnings are on Tuesday but recently what I've seen is that even doubling expectations won't pump a fucking stock anymore, the entire last two thirds of this year have been sideways or down
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>>62890220
From what we know SO FAR
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>>62890227
TMUS, it's the best positioned wireless company yet took the biggest hit recently
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>>62890285
>spelling "lose" as "loose" is a dead giveaway
Why are they so shamelessly illiterate?
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>>62890298
He's wanting validation on his attraction to that weird dyke-haircut midget
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This will be the greatest dead cat bounce of all time. (The incoming pump)
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>>62890298
He said his MO. He just really is weak for this fridge. Most schizo bizraelis are just horny. Ur reading too much into this.
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>>62890249
>Farti Shart
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>>62890300
They’re not capable of doing anything with it
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>>62890298
This general was built by schizophrenia and autism. Its the foundation.
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>What would you do if you were a billionaire?
>...Two chicks at the same time
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>>62890300
they do all the time with copyright but nobody seems to care.
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Earnings call Tuesday. Load up now or Monday?
btw whatever I do it's going to be bad for me. If I sit nvda out, it's going through the roof. If I buy, it's tanking even after insanely good earnings.
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KOSPI not holding up too bdaly desu
Dont know if they will just dump tomorrow night instead though after our dump tomorrow
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>>62890230
Way to miss the fucking point
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Look me in my eyes and tell me a poo taking over the most important piece of the AI racket is bullish, you think Sharti is has the chops? fucking eli lilly? yeah fucking right. jensen as special, a rockstar, this bitch aint nothing but a figure head
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>>62890019
>Jensen is such a retard. Nobody cares that he cheated on his wife. They care that he porked a Chinese spy and the nvidia hr lady.
how many other spies did he fuck? That's the problem it raises. He has no discipline.
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>>>/wsg/6259329
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>>62890249
IT'S FUCKING OVER
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>>62890186
Thing about Indian CEOs is that you never hear about them having affairs.

>>62890249
>Eli Lilly
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>Scandal free
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>>62890300
>jeets stealing western technology and taking it back to India
more likely that they’d be turned into a chinese asset (via bribe or gutter-tier pussy) and send it to china than do anything at all for their home country
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>>62890286
Yes plus leverage
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>NVIDIA TO THE MOON HARI KARI DESU SENPAI
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>>62890328
you could just say he's not realistically a replaceable figure. He never became the next steve jobs but was headed there, maybe.
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>>62890249
*saves AI*
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>>62890340
tim apple????? fuck is shouldn't have sold
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>>62890300
>How come there never any hullabaloo about jeets stealing western technology and taking it back to India?
China's the only place that can even ATTEMPT replicating semiconductor tech on the whole planet, and even then they'd be behind by decades.
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>>62890340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJozK6lsQHE
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>>62890340
this nigga would lift all restrictions on china exports
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>>62890335
extremely bullish for AMD’s GPUs if nvidia really does replace jensen with this poop:
>>62890249

Perhaps that’s why AMD is mooning almost in unison with NVDA’s dumping
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>>62890340
the white man marches on
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>out of dry powder

Surely there can’t been a third fud
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>>62890340
I’m skeptical.
Maybe as an interim CEO, but that dude really wanted to just retire
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>>62890340
They are really pulling out all the stops
Shows you how close this house of cards is to coming down..
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>>62890340
People really just believe anything huh
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>>62890343
>and even then they'd be behind by decades
China's only one or two nodes behind TSMC.
There's reports of them cracking EUV recently by reverse engineering an ASML machine.
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>>62890340
Wait a minute.
Is it?
Could it be?
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i like everyone is praying to god nividas next CEO isnt indian right now
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blackrock holds almost 2bn shares of NVDA
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>>62890340
[x] doubt
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>>62890340
He'd do an immediate $500 billion buyback.
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KNOWLEDGE DROP:
>QQQ and NQ are the same thing, like SPY and ES
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>>62890340
> Jim Cramer stated that the only two business people in the world he trusts more than all others are Jensen Huang (CEO of Nvidia) and Tim Cook (CEO of Apple)
Oh. No
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>>62890370
why isnt this faggot been arrested for obvious insider information yet
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>>62890340
>Polymarket

>Notices
It's an ad

BUY AN AD
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so SOXL is mooning tomorrow righrt
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>>62890335
Don't worry he's probably a cousin fucker too
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>>62890374
Yes 100 by eow
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>>62890374
Probably not, anon. Whatever we hope for isn't going to happen.
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>>62890340
Wild how normies really ate this gambling shit up and provide free marketing for them
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>>62890340
Imagine IFON with niggervidia chip INSIDE!
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>>62890374
Today we dump and V at 10:30, dump at 3:50, soxl finishes +1%
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>>62890370
inverse Cramer is a skeleton key
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>>62890380
im fuckin with you, im buying 55-57 puts tomorrow
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Tech baggies on suicide watch
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>he bought ze dip?
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>>62890389
zoom out. it just noise
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>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang accused of second affair
ok but how does this affect me personally
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Why are the glowies taking down Jensen?
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i cant believe this stupid shit is happening man it could have been literally ANY OTHER ceo
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>>62890389
Id love for their big cute futa cocks just to take alternating turns with my mouth and anus.
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Thursday pump and friday crash. We know the drill.
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>>62890404
fuck you mean the drill nigga it was the opposite last week
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anyone got banned from openai in the last week for literally no reason?
been scouring reddit and it looks like I'm not alone
As soon as the chink models reach fable/sol6.1 levels american ai companies are done
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>>62890401
hot
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>>62890393
>its just noise
>>>/wsg/6260584
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>>62890396
what a rockstar
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>>62890340
Do it.
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>the ceo of the biggest company in the world still couldn't get prime pussy and had to settle for 3 hags
broooootal
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Anon has a point, all CEOs are dipping their dicks in corporate espionage agents, many being international. Jensen has been targeted.
Why?
I just think Uncle Sam wants to knock the CEO out and install their own so they have direct control over the company, so the AI development can be geared more towards surveillance than before and, to put it simply, become the monopolistic head of the AI industry.
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>>62890400
Congress flipped. The glowies decided they need something to signal that they're on the same side as the dems.
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I wonder how those reddit NVDA yolos are doing now
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Best get I've ever seen.
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>>62890421
We’ll be putting together a task force to make sure hoeflation is in line with our target
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>>62890421
he's 60 years old. He'd have to pay for girls in their 20s
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>>62890416
He's right. Start looking for long term gains
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>>62890416
kek
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>>62890400
Come on nigga he did it to himself
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>>62890435
being racist on a raceless platform is very brave, sir
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holy shit NVDA is trying to dump Jensen?
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holy kek nvda baggies
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>>62890448
>trying

he's gone.
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>>62890300
Short answer is that India went all-in on software development in the 90s and its been to the detriment to basically everything else you'd expect a developed society to be able to do. Countries like America and China meanwhile have a broad range of highly skilled workers, software engineers are just a tiny segment of the educated work force along with civil engineers, mathematicians, physicists, medical researchers, chemists, metallurgists, and so on. China can steal American stuff and make those things or at least learn from the attempts. India basically can't do that. Its also one of the things that makes the Indian obsession with AI coding so interesting because the result of AI taking over all programming isn't that India becomes even better, its that everyone else in the world becomes better and simply don't need Indian programmers anymore.
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so we buy after they replace him right? of is him resigning already priced in
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lmao all of SOXL's gains are completely lost and korea isnt even awake yet
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So, SOXS?
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Tim Chips
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>>62890445
Eat shit niggerkike
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>>62890445
nigger
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>>62890456
stop lying faggot
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>>62890445
Nigger
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>>62890433
If people thought the last two years were bad ...
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>>62890445
It costs nothing to be racist.
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>>62890459
I needed this.
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>>62890465
>COkC
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>Scoopsiquan, the nigger
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>>62890451
no he's not but LOL he had another affair?
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Is this a black nword event?
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You guys realise the longer this useless "technology" "dominates" the market the more time is lost not pursuing actually useful or fun things
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korea doesn't care about sex havers
green day
bobo? your thoughts?
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>>62890473
he is. his power in nvidia is little, dude own less than 4%. he's gone.
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the affair stuff is so stupid it's honestly selfish of a wife to deprive a man in his position of reaping the fruits of his labor and work and hanging hot young pussy.

as a culture we really blow it out proportion the greeks had it right here for sure
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well, this wasn't in my bingo card
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>>62890464
You are retarded lmao look at the chart
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>>62890480
it's not stupid at all, it's you who only stop at the sex part of it. jensen is a compromised ceo who smuggled millions of gpus to an ennemy state. he is also a ceo who doesn't care about the investors.
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>>62890227
Fecal transplant
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>>62890281
Bitch looks piglike god damn hobgoblin
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>>62890461
you're a pussy
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80 NBIS shares locked and loaded for earnings in the morning.
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>>62890281
I'm pretty sure I know that face from some blacked video
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>>62890500
>>62890500
>>62890500
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>>62890468
interesting how these letters on a screen have a race
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>>62890335
Female CEOs won.
>>62890269
Kino
>>62890235
Damn so she was hot
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I said yesterday that if NVDA broke 165 support I'd buy some, so time to buy
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threads go way too fast
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>>62890032
Exactly
>>62890044
lol. Lmao even. Why wasn't Elon affected then? Because he made sure they all signed NDAs and fired them all before any of his companies went public.
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>>62890493
I didn't know he was smuggling but I mean in general affairs of the wealthy are greatly over-exaggerated. It's one thing if you're actively seeking affairs like a sex addict but if you're in a position of a greek god like the wealthy elites are it's just borderline selfish to ask your partner to pass something so few ever get to experience and I think you could argue it makes for a happier marriage long term too.
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>>62890511
Yeah we could at least wait till page 2
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>>62890537
You’re one of the bitches Zeus would fuck as a swan
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>>62890385
Since inception is inaccurate as there was an actual inverse Cramer fund that went bust
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>>62890396
make it with the iCarly girls
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>>62890743
kek i thought of iCarly from seeing the thumbnail too
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>>62890796
great minds think alike
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>Lori Huang
There's something unwholesome about a white woman with a chinese surname.
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>>62890227
I have alt coins that if they went to the moon at .10 cents i would have a couple million in the bank. Any shit coin that is .0000 territory you can gamble a couple hundred on each and just hope one day it reaches that .10 cents.
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>>62889986
All the YouTube faggots I watched said Jensen wouldn't get ousted and that everything was fine. Must be holding massive bags
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>>62890299
kek
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>>62890340
Would be the best option. But it will probably become some jeet.
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>>62891347
> must be holding
was holding. wifey has his balls and his bags now.



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