end of the AI trade edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62889986
>>62890500this is literally me
First for it's okay to say NIGGER
>Knock>Knock>Knock
Well well well
I'm on the horn for a bit.You guys good?Seems everybody's getting along really.
dude acted like a despot but actually has little control on nvidia. they want him out.
>>62890509yeah you're just a giant pussy for saying it in a consequence free environment
What do i buy tomorrow for a 1+ hold
Is it too late to buy TTWO calls? Will Sony move up with the release of Gay Trans Auto Dix?
Cashbros we are finally buying this dip, right?
idk what to slurp man in this climate everything seems sus
>>62890526>buying the very first drop and bounce into the bubble popSee you down at 70$ bro
why did CBRS african-american pump today
>>62890526not until we know for sure the next ceo isn't a poo
>buy nvda at 168>it poomps>get greedy>eris joins his harem>all my gains evaporatedepic
>>62890519Kys you whiny faggot or go back to plebbit. This is not your safespace. If you can't handle seeing a certain areangement of letters on a screen you're fucking hopeless and ngmi.
JENSEN YOU STUPID FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>-8.62% AHlel
>>62890541oh thought guy says things behind anonymity. I'd remove your teeth from your skull irl you fat wet gaping pussy. this isn't a tough guy place you're sitting on your phone like a coddled little faggot acting hard. you're a coward
kek AI baggies
>>62890518>they are extremely unqualified as even a cursory review will tell uhmm i did a "cursory review" and it appears his daughter has an mba from london business school which is ranked #4 globally? as usually redditoids being dishonest, don't get me wrong it's sus but she is clearly qualified
>>62890548I read this in an indian accent
i get the first nvda crash due to eapoinage but why this one? is the 2nd one also a spy now?
>>62890555She's an exec at the company. Dude was doinking his subordinate.
>>62890555It increases the likelihood that Jensen resigns
nvda at 150-160 is a great slurping opportunity...cuda dominance isn;t going away because jensen fucked the hr lady
>>62890548Didn't read, you're a bot trying to derail the thread. This is your last (you).
>>62890555the spy was just a major customer of nvidia, this chick is a direct report, i'm sure if u ax gemini about some high profile mfs fired for fucking their direct reports it will have some
At what time is Nebius reporting?
i didn't buy tech and i am very proud of myself ( yes i didn't want to kms when i saw those SNDK gains), a lot of new single stock generals full of baggies are about to be created here on out.
>ANTmarinesAssemble my ANT soldiers
>>62890518This is just a normal.corporation Anon, if the CEO isn't getting the company into massive shit he has power, if the CEO does not then he is powerlessness
>MFW waiting for Friday
>>62890555Because it got pushed under 165. Do you know how many people had their stop losses there? This is manipulated as fuck.
>Brian Krzanich, former CEO of Intel, who was fired in 2018 after an investigation revealed a consensual relationship with an employee that breached company policy.people acting like they don't remember this from 2018? they will fire that ass
>>62890555i cant spell on phone, anyways thanks lads
but in all serious historians looking back on this period would probably already selected the end of this "ai bubble" as sometime in October it has already begun and democrats are going to legislate ai away into a recession
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's daughter, Madison Huang, emerges as the leading candidate to become Nvidia's next CEO.You think she likes Chinese spy pussy too, /smg/?
>>62890555It's a pincer attack. Luddites and Puritans. A fucking disgrace. They will use any tool they can find to stop humans from moving forward.
stocks literally always go up just buy and hold NVDA
>>62890561the existence of posters like you details the threads every day Mrs ebin niger poster
>>62890567hello beautiful
>>62890574by putting his daughter in he basically stays in charge behind the scenes but democrats got their scalp and fuck off
A Lisa Su takeover of Nvidia would be hilarious
>>62890577KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
Easy solution would be for every broker to disable the Sell button until the investigation is complete. NVDA is too important. Barron, if you're here, please show your dad this message.
>>62890582is this a bot? been sayin the same thing every thread
>>62890574Jensen moving to inaugural chairman and his daughter becoming new CEO... KINO
>>62890575Plus the FBI has started a second Red Scare
>>62890585they want them to sell for anthropic aipo if it fails they lose everything and the world ends
>>62890500$300 soxl isnt happening for years is it? ;_; cant even sell my nvidia buy calls or soxx calls right now.
>>62890574This means it's going to go up or it's going to go down. Screenshot this.
>>62890586I warned you, baggie. I told you that you were going to go into margin debt to fund my short entry, AND YOU DID IT ANYWAY!!! KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
>>62890597Based. All in on puts
This shit is hystericalthese times may be fucking retarded and gay but they sure as hell are hilarious sometimes
Oh God please have it be revealed that jensen had at least 10 affairs it would be so funny for my portfolio
>Jensen Wang
Do people genuinely think a hyperscaler is going to switch billions of dollars of orders to AMD or Broadcom because Nvidia's CEO had an affair (or two)?
>>62890574Who the new CEO is doesn't matter. NVDA's capital commitments to back Open model will collapse as well as Nvidia's revenue and gross margins—clearing the runway for OpenAI to go public.
>>62890574the Chinese embassy in sweden is going to be scouting out Scandinavian twins to honey trap her in that case
>>62890603Nvidia will be able to get away with less circular financing
>>62890597this too has been said in another thread /smg/ has a unironic bot itt...
>>62890603Sex sells.
>>62890603idk man forcing out the founder is not like firing some random mba who weaseled his way to ceo, it will sap the company of vital life force
>>62890603hyperscalers will make their own chips
>>62890603It's not about the affairs it's about breaking the fucking law giving controlled chips to China and who knows who else
>NVDA is literally cheap as fuck now, everything bad is priced in>/biz/ is still in doubtyep time to buy
>>62890614yeah but.... that doesn't mean people should just sell,
>>62890614So what? Jensen will be forced out and the company will get a little slap on the wrist. The design team at Nvidia will still be there.
>>62890536Earnings tomorrow, will be up 70% or something since their earnings are so little anyone buying anything moves the price+they're extremely closely partnered with AMD on the Helios rack project to create a wafer 5 times as fast as Nvidia so if Nvidia sharts and gets replaced, Cerebras benefits immensely+Cerebras originally dumped because of a super fake and gay report that Openai was "using nvidia chips" (something everyone already knew) but later clarified they are also using Cerebras chips. If Nvidia slows down, Openai will go heavier into Cerebras and cerebras' profits will eclipse its current marketcap and be the next >>62890509 Nword pump like Sandisk and Micron and Marvell.
>>62890610Bot is unlikely, repeating jokes can land but it's just not landing for you right now. Me either honestly but let him play. Don't attack or he'll run away so fast he hits his head on the corner of a coffee table. You don't need that on your conscience.
>>62890611but who's buying?
>>62890615This. So much this. We're going to the moon tomorrow
>>62890603the repricing is largely, in my opinion at least ,going to be based on pushing out a founder CEO of a tech company, as any new CEO is going to struggle to direct and cut through any Obstructionary red tape like a founder can and is able to.
>>62890618Not to mention that every AI tech company has most of their production sold for the next few years
>>62890618yeah but dude the whole reason cuda exists is cuz huang heard of some weather scientist dickhead at uw madison or somewhere that was programmer gpu shaders to compute his weather models and huang was like ohhhhh shit and zee rest is history
>>62890618This. People argue he was a lifeblood of the company but he was mostly a personality figure.Ripping off the bandaid and replacing him with some less horny goy isn't the end of the market.
>>62890555I slupred and will keep slurping.>>62890564>I'm a sidelined faggot who probably doesn't even have puts, I'm happyWhen you fail to buy low and it pumps back up you'll be sidelined again wow! Amazing!
>>62890603retail investors are retards
>>62890619I demand first stockholder question to be if Jensen has a big dick or not
>>62890548You wont do shit in real life faggot.
>>62890500Sell.
>>62890610>>62890621Is this the new schizo baggie cope? You're going to need to make your own schizo bagholder cult general like /bbby/ sooner rather than later. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
>>62890573Data center building shows no sign of slowing down and AMD is up after hoursNext is the humanoid robotics bubble next yearAnd the quantum computing bubble after that (IBM has the first Quantum computer, 200k jobs in chicago by 2035)You guys are so gay it's unbelievable sometimes.
>>62890614It was green during trading hours despite us knowing about the China connection. The second dump didn't happen until the second affair was revealed after hours. The second affair is unquestionably It is unquestionably the second affair that is the bigger problem, presumably because it could force the board to can him whereas they may have overlooked the China issue.
If jensen wasn't married is this even a story?
>>62890615There's no way I'm touching it until the dust settles. Jensen leaving the company was talked about as a vague possibility next year with the new congress launching investigations. Now we're getting reports that the board is going to replace him as soon as next week. The stock is fucked (FUCKED) for the forseeable future. Anybody buying now is catching a falling knife.
the dream team
>>62890644hes a billionaire, its not a story at all. if you're married to the CEO of a top-10 company you should expect this.
>>62890628it's like saying Apple crashed and died after steve jobs diedOh wait>>62890626We did this already>march 2025 "crash"Great buying opportunity>2026 march "crash"Great buying opportunity>2026 november "crash"Great buying opportunity.
>>62890633I will and do every day you fat gay bum
>>62890644Yeah cause he sexed an employee
>>62890641ibm will never innovate anything again dude, zombie company with an ok dividend that's it
>>62890629>>I'm a sidelined faggot who probably doesn't even have puts, I'm happyinteresting way to say a +200% ytd oil baggot, the seethe in your reply shows your confidence in the stock is wavering mumu
>>62890644The spy one definitely,the employee one not really, just corporate reshuffling below him
>>62890644The gossip press would probably be less interested, but it would still be an issue because of the employee angle.
>>62890645say it with mePRICED IN
AMD keeps going up while everyone else has a melty
>>62890644a ceo having sex with an employee is seen as the equivalent as rape because it can not be seen as consual with the power dynamicthis what is liberals believe
>>62890639No need to be sour my friend! You're just too crafty for the haters. Carry on and let 'em have it. It ain't over til you win. It's ok that I'm not on your team, I don't want to win. Go git im!
According to the news Jensen is a certified sex haver. Still don’t see how this is bad for the company stock. In fact, I think it is really, really good.
Jensen being deposed daily by congress is going to decimate the stock. See: Facebook during Cambridge analytica scandal. And let’s just entertain the possibility that the government investigates Nvidia books and finds something… untoward. No, the downside here is fucking massive. Not trying to catch this falling light saber. There’s plenty of time
Niggers.
>>62890494is that what they’re calling the idea to replace Jensen with a jeet?
>>62890641>Data center building shows no sign of slowing down and AMD is up after hoursgreat democrats are not in for another 4 months and have explicitly run on a campaign of slowing the build out with most notably having the most leftists candidates being elected. I'm sure you and the rest of the other AI hopefuls believe this is a case of running with a whole lot of promises and not delivering but i would remind you this is one of the furthest left senates and houses in US history.
>So much complacency ITTWe've got a LONG way to fall.
>>62890662even if that's bullshit it's still bad management cuz all the other exec that aren't fucking the ceo are going to be resentful and feel like they don't have equal access to the ceo
>>62890665and imagine if they investigate nividia and find other executives helped him
>>62890540>that picbasedI’m thinking about trying to read the light novel or web novel or whichever thing it was
>>62890661>AMD>check PE ratio>120What the fuck is wrong with this tranny market? This is some Cisco during the dotcom bubble tier shit.
>>62890647bros before hoes
>>62890680Meta and openAI need money.
>>62890651>he sexed an employeeBut like, and hear me out on this... many such cases?
>>62890649>it's like saying Apple crashed and died after Steve jobs diedholy false equivalence KEK, now buddy i want you to jog your noggin for a second and see why those two instances may not be 1:1
>>62890678dude they make so much fucking money why the FUCK did they have to fuck around and get greedy
>>62890673Democrats ran on several contradictory things and got in because the economy is shit. They are already fighting amongst each other for not being able to impeach hegseth so any attempt to do anything for these next two years is moot. At best they can do is just investigations that will go nowhere but make bad pr for the Republicans
>>62890674We just need to cool off for the next rally.
>>62890634
How many people are getting fucked by the nvda guy. Raise your hand.
>>62890680because a lot of "people" started "investing" this year and only have post 2020 retard market to extrapolate from
>>62890680forward pe is reasonable
>>62890649>it's like saying Apple crashed and died after steve jobs diedcheck what happened to apple when jobs was forced out in the 80s? when jobs died in the 2010s he had his handpicked replacement groomed and ready to go.
>>62890687I voted for Trump and I really, really wanted Hegseth gone.
>>62890687>investigate republicansThat’s all they’re going to do for the next 2 years. Politicians are incapable of doing anything but playing WWE with each other and passing laws that Jews ask for.
>>62890574is jay puri indian? if so maybe i should bet on him, a lot of these companies are obsessed with promoting them>>62890548why are you here. supposedly tolerant but ready to get violent over words. kek pavement monkey gtfoh.>>62890680and somehow sandisk struggles
I warned them. For five long years I warned them. I warned them and they laughed.
>>62890691dude i'm so far up with nvidia it would have to drop like i don't even know how low for me to care, besides i sold a looot of it off already this year
>>62890647Holy kek
>>62890698You warned them that Jensen was a sex addict?
>>62890654they have quannum computers and own the most advanced quannum fab, own the ip on qisket. ibm is the leading quannum company and it's not close
>>62890695Just wait for January when dems are in office.
>>62890697why are you here? you seem lost. this isn't your safe space you giant pussy
anything that happened pre 2020 doesn't matterpre 2020 was stock market 1.0 we are in stock market 2.0 it runs on different rules
>>62890687>They are already fighting amongst each other for not being able to impeach hegseth so any attempt to do anything for these next two years is mootdude trying to extrapolate both republicans and dems not showing up to vote on the hegseth impeachment as a indictment on the future of what a democratic senate and house will look like is dishonest.
>>62890687>>62890695this vote was forced by renegade repub massie, not the dems, they will do it again when they're like u know actually sworn in next year?
if these board cucks are smart they'll make him admit fault, then have him sent immediately to >muh therapy, then everything goes back to normal by the new yearfucking easy he's too important to fire
>>62890711He’s too much of a liability to remain. There is no universe where he doesn’t resign. The only uncertainty is when. I think it’s soon, within 1 week.
skyrim turned 15 years old today
>>62890711>he's too important to fire
What’s Jensen gonna say on the earnings call? I hope he announces he fucked Lisa Su as well.
>>62890715how old is morrowind tho since that was the last good game from them ok fallout 3 was good too
>>62890715I aged 15 years today
>>62890715Hard to fathom that the next one is still 2+ years away. You wanna talk about dogshit executives, look no further than Bethesda
>>62890711I don't think you're seeing the problem here, nigga.
>>62890729Who cares?
>>62890726yeah ppl bitch that microsoft bought them but they wouldn't have had to sell out if they were well run
>>62890733nigga
>>62890729ahhh so deepseek WAS training on nvidia shit
niggervidia is worthless without leather jacket man
>>62890665>And let’s just entertain the possibility that the government investigates Nvidia books and finds something… untowardSo congress killing america themselves... what a fitting end to the American experiment... Guys the chips are that good the chinks need em'. They are sending their best vagene to ensure safe delivery of product. For American congress to get jealous and KILL THE COMPANY instead of just MAKING THE DEAL HAPPEN (which will be lucrative) would be pretty spiteful and probably not in our best interest. But what do I know?
>the world's largest company by market cap was actually a gigantic scandal worse than EnronKEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
LOL she ran away Bloomberg: Alice Huang, the Chinese businesswoman at the centre of an alleged espionage operation targeting Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, is reportedly in Beijing. Alice Huang previously held a senior position at Singapore-based technology company Megaspeed International, a major Nvidia customer, purchasing billions of dollars’ worth of Nvidia equipment.
>>62890733Jensen has been exposed as very immoral person. >multiple affairs>one with an employee>knowingly defies US export controlsWhen you see one cockroach, there’s a lot more you can’t see. If I was the IRS I would be auditing nvidia tonight.
>>62890714libs fucking LOVE therapy, you say you're going to therapy and there's absolutely zero comeback. That's literally all he has to do>>62890729that was well known before this news, the US govt hasn't bothered to close the loopholes that everyone knew exist
Nvidia dip buyers not looking so comfy.
>>62890742trump tried to make a deal (nvda was selling chip to chyna and trump was getting 25%) but democrats and lolbertarian republicans like massive have been trying to control NVDA for YEARS,there is a timeline of like 8 different things they have tried to get nividia to stop selling chips, they finally flipped the table and dropped this affair spy shit
>>62890746>normal business activity>muh espionagenice psyop
>>62890742just democrat things
This time it's... difficult?
>>62890680As a long time AMD holder since the early Zen 1 days, I can tell you two things: (a) AMD has been an irrational rollercoaster of a stock when it comes to pricing, and (b) ever since Lisa began consuming the rotting godflesh of Intel, she has been hungering for even more divine power. I would not bet against her in the long-term.
>>62890647oh he would so obviously have jensen start making shit for his AI data centers.probably fucking TPUs like Google’s and OpenAI’s Jalapeno to directly compete with nvidia
>>62890746hmm, I'm in Shanghai rn. Should I go to Beijing and try to find her? (for CCP members: this is just a joke, please don't arrest me I have a very important event to attend tonight in SH)
>>62890548>black people arent violent. Do you have any idea what a black man would do to you if he heard you say that?
>>62890749He’s literally unhirable now. He’s radioactive. It’s a good thing he’s rich because publicly his life is over
>>62890760gb2 pol you gay cuck
>>62890759>tonight in SHThis dude is goin to Silent Hill
>>62890747In a just world he would be imprisoned for how blatantly they've defied the export controls
>be the last billionaire tech ceo who isn't in the epstein files>get cancelled
Is this Enron?
>>62890760Nigga chill
bought more soxl puts
>>62890773actual giga reply
>>62890761>He’s radioactiveNot if he goes to therapy. People think you come out of therapy a completely changed man. It would unironically work really well
>>62890519Chimps mad he can’t commit felonious assault
>>62890773Envidia
>>62890758Lots for him to do everywhere, Elon's got too much on his plate anyway
>>62890548JAI HIND TELL THAT CUMSKIN SARRR
>>62890778Who gives a fuck about the cheating, he was dicking a spy and violating all the fucking export controls
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
>>62890779>>62890780>>62890787>look mom I said niger on an anonymous cartoon shitpost board down with the system watch le world burn stick it to the man
Elon is next on the democrats hit list btw
>>62890788The amount of people missing this is legitimately worrying, normoids should not be allowed to touch the stock market EVER they can play with bonds and other boring shit
>>62890540incredible
>>62890791I fucking hope so what a massive faggot
>>62890790man of straw SAR very foolish SAR
>people on xitter are using daiyan for the jensen memesshe'll never escape ntr...
JENSEN PLEASE
>>62890788And therapy fixes this. What's so hard to understand? You can use therapy as a shield against ALL criticism. It's a literal fucking cheat code. Jensen's too valuable to lose for Nvidia
>b-but at least altman and thiel will never be honey trapped because they're homos!not so fast!>In December 1964, Bernard Boursicot met Chinese opera singer Shi Pei Pu at a Beijing diplomatic party. Although Shi was a man, he told Boursicot that he was actually a biological woman forced to live as a boy to satisfy his father's desire for a son. >Shi was a trained Peking opera performer who regularly played female roles. Because Boursicot had no prior sexual experience with women and their encounters happened in the dark, Shi sustained the illusion by retracting his testicles and manipulating his anatomy.>To further entrench Boursicot and deepen his loyalty, Shi claimed to be pregnant and later presented a young Uyghur boy named Shi Dudu as their biological child. >Chinese intelligence used Boursicot's devotion to his "wife" and "son" to pressure him into handing over more than 500 secret diplomatic documents from his postings in Beijing and Mongolia.
>>62890766I'd survive it, too.
>>62890791Gonna be complicated. Attack musk in any meaningful way and you fuck over blue Texas. Trump is gonna pull back on ICE so that just leaves the economy, and if it gets worse in texas then it will be a giant fuck you to the Dems that just won it. They have to pressure his companies into formally dumping him first before they can go after musk
>>62890799Nutrien Ltd?
>>62890791Elon is fucked. Should have stayed out of politics but he got greedy. He will be lucky to stay out of jail.
y'all aint nothing but exit liquidity to me
>>62890810This stock sucks
the feds are buying KORU to keep them from thinking tomorrow will be a massive dump
>>62890811People said the same about Trump. None of these retards will ever face any consequences.
>>62890804>Shi was a trained Peking opera performer who regularly played female roles. Because Boursicot had no prior sexual experience with women and their encounters happened in the dark, Shi sustained the illusion by retracting his testicles and manipulating his anatomy.
>>62890811Elon hasnt done anything wrong.If they want to go after him just for having too much money, I won't cry for him, but that is South American levels of corruption.
>>62890701did they...?
EXTREMELY IMPORT QUESTIONONLY ANSWER IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. JUST IGNORE THIS POST OTHERWISEIs gold at bottom? Where is gold bottom?
>>62890813wtf are these guys doing? its 2026 and they haven't turned one of their facilities into a data center? fuck sake deserves to go to zero
>>62890819Elon is different. His actions led directly to deaths in Ukraine. At the very least SpaceX is being brought under more government control.
>>62890773>>62890777Wheres the circular financing chart? And didn't Cramer name his dog NVidya?
>>62890826do you think bond yields are going to keep rising? if so then gold should go down as well
>>62890819trump only escaped jail by winning the 2024 election
Where we are going jensen, we don't need whores
>>62890828>B-BUT UKRAINEEurope is already fighting themselves to no fund them anymore, again as stated earlier the best Dems can do is investigations that go nowhere but make bad pr for Republicans/their supporters
>>62890828Ukraine is not in nato
>>62890833WOAH THANK GOD HE WON THEN
>>62890835Cope tranny.
>>62890819what should Elon face consequences for?
>>62890519Yes we know niggers are sensitive and violent. I call blacks niggers all the time, as long as it's one on one they won't do shit
>>62890833>H-he only escaped jail by winning!He escaped jail literally before the election retard
If ai pumps tomorrow it would be massively funny
>>62890826PMs dump with everything else during a crash, but they recover first and hardest.
>>62890838Ukraine is an American ally. Elon is not an elected government official. They are going to rape him come January.
>>62890846isn't the beta correlation with the broader market and gold at record highs?
>>62890846I think they're close to the bottom here
How do i maximize profits with only 8.6k to deploy? Soxl?
>>62890845PPI Friday... Does anyone care about ppi or is /smg/ a CPI board?
>>62890843cool larp dude I'm sure you do lots of things like sit around all day doing nothing and coping like the giant loser you are
>>62890854We only care about how many people Jensen is fucking, other than his wife.
>>62890853Deadass SOXL puts. Choose whatever strike you want I'm doing 3 or 4 below open
>futures
>>62890826Bottom was right before the elections last Tuesday. You missed out. I boughted, A LOT.
KOSPI isn't even down, nor Softbank, my disappointment is immense
>>62890540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7lesxFOhAQTHE WINNER TAKES IT ALL!THE WINNER TAKER IT ALL!
Choose one person in this pic to take over as CEO, /smg/
>>62890865today would be a reverse circuit breaker day for kospi
>>62890868mfw
>>62890868LISA
Tomorrow is the slurp Nvidia from idiots that sell at loss day.
>>62890791Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
>>62890876why do you guys always think its a person on the otherside when 80% of trades are automated, you arent buying from seething ai bro no:1241241 you are buying from a indian trade bot
YJK they will put a fucking PAJEET as the next CEO.You just know it.Sell Nvidia as soon as possible before the news breaks.
>>62890868Zuck
>Anthropic announce they are going public >Jensen suddenly has an affair >NVIDIA and everything suddenly start to tank >Anthropic announce their stock price >Jensen suddenly has a 2nd affair >Everything tanks more and people suddenly has liquidity to spend on an up and coming IPO This entire market is fake and gay and jewish as fuck. Gas the kikes.
>>62890868Jensen goes to work at AMD and Lisa Su goes to work at nvidia.
Nigger dump incoming
>>62890868Bezos
>>62890868Mark Zuckerberghe's improved a shitloadAnd he took a product that should have been worthless,and turned it into one of the biggest companies in the world.Jeff Bezos second, though, Amazon was the most obvious play in the world. I'd give it to Bezos on endurance.Third Jensen
>>62890883>da joos forced Jensen to fuck tight chinese pussy based i am a fervent Zionist now
>>62890848Eh they can’t do much besides wheel him out and yell at him, trump will just veto anything real
>>62890868I wish I could kill every single person on this room in Minecraft.
>>62890883>He didn't cash out today.Tough luck, kid. You should have seen this coming.
>>62890868David Soxl?
>>62890890>>62890893I'm the guy who pulled out of all my tech stocks 2 days before midterms. Cope and seethe.
>>62890879>you arent buying from seething ai broIt works better in my mind if I think that though.
>>62890892With a few exceptions and not in minecraft.
How much do you think this guy is shitting himself?
>>62890896truke, cant hate on that
Lucky man. Do you think she swallowed?
>>62890565>ANTHA! Pathetic.This is the only time in history a company investigated itself and found itself liable, btw. Dump everything before it gets digested.
WE ARE ALL JENSEN HUANG
there is no evidence that Jensen Huang's mistress is a spy and yet everyone sees it as a given. Classic witch hunt case driven by anti-China hysteria
Will I be able to buy the dip tomorrow on nvidia or does it take a few days to settle. Going all in
Pray for my Uncle, He has COVID-26 and COCKBIG-19. We have to tie him down to a board, blindfold, gag him and hook him up to a Milking Machine to save his life otherwise he'll get Elephantiasis In his COCKBIG....!
I'm actually the best fit to replace jensen as ceo, but I work from home and smoke weed all day is that ok with everyone? No you goyim can't, only I am allowed to.
>>62890911They found another affair and publicly aired it. It's ogre, Donkey.
>>62890912You don't go all in now. What about your cost average bro? Keep some cash, you know it's getting lower, play with that shit
>>62890904He's hangin in there.
>>62890915Cope I'm married and I hate chinese women and jewish women. My only weakness is small brown latinas with long black hair, good luck finding a spy with those qualifications.
>>62890915No, I'm the better fit. I went to engineering college and lost funding because I failed a class twice.
>>62890913>and hook him up to a Milking Machineannuda shoah?
>>62890894Holy shit.
Holy shit please stop the rape AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62890923>My only weakness is small brown latinas with long black hairAOC PLEASE! LETS MAKE A PLAY FOR THE WHITE HOUSE BABY
>>62890916>2 affairsWhen did it become illegal for CEOs to have sex? He's not even doing it on an island or anything who gives a shit.
>>62890895>He didn't buy the dip and sell it all today. I took my ez 10% and won't be touching stocks anytime soon before the market manipulation related to AI calms down a bit
>>62890923You're gonna end up getting hotcheetotrapped my guy
Is the third affair being deployed tomorrow?
>>62890928That's 4 dollars higher than I saw earlier....we are so back
Apologize.
>>62890883Kill yourself
>>62890929>>62890934AAAARRRGHHHHHHH FUCK MOMMY AOC MAKES MY COCK HARD
>>62890931>fucks a spy>fucks someone who reports to himEven if he didn't know she was a spy, none of that shit is acceptable behaviour for a CEO, let alone the CEO of the second most valuable company in the world.
>>62890931>Fucks a Chinese asset and an employee.He should have fucked supermodels in his yacht like the rest of them.
>>62890938I’m sorry you’ve lost so much money trying to score the big sneed 2
>>62890936It keeps getting worse by the minute anon... We lost...
>>62890931Selling Company Secrets for Chinese Pussy is pretty bad. Now we know he was fucking around we're just waiting for the reveal he was also selling secrets to his Russian, North Korean, Japanese, Jewish mistresses.
>>62890940they're starting to sag. Are we in her milf arc?
>>62890938Oh, yeah. His Nvidia short finally paid off. I never insulted him, though. So no need to apologize.
>>62890939>Oy vey he noticed the thing! End your existence kike
Do the Chinese have the same lax stigma around cheating as the Japanese?
>>62890947>Jewish mistressesbullish
>>62890943he's a sapiosexual
>>62890938Wow took him 4 years to be right
>>62890948>Saggy titties We're reaching SEX limits we didn't know existed.
200 again a month from now
>>62890939You're more sensitive than the nigger guy.
>>62890946I took a comfy position at 158.
Is the rape over
Also keep in mind that Lutnick and others in the White House purposely stalled the investigation for over a year and let this happen.
>>62890917Kek
>>62890958yeeslight sag means more jiggling and swinging when you hit ittoo much sag means a pair of deflated flapjacks that just aren’t any fun
>>62890938>entire thesis incorrect>works out for irrelevant reason
>>62890948>Are we in her milf arc?It's the abuelita arc and personally I'm here for it
>>62890967I hate that fucking nigger Lutnik so goddamn much. His shit eating grin makes me wants to smash his head in with a sledge hammer.
>>62890974Inshallah torta arc eventually
>>62890966>>62890966>>62890966
>>62890965Not until SOXL drops below $10.
Can you idiots just get your whores from Japan? Shit man, at least Taiwanese.
>>62890982Just think about how good Chinese spy pussy must hit
>>62890938>imagine doing hours and hours of estimates, revising every single public number of the (formerly) largest publicly traded company in the planet>to reach the conclusion that he should short it>but in the end he did not price in what jensen did with his huang, what actually caused nigvideo to shit the bed profusely. TWICE (the market says sex = bad lmao)
>>62890951Anthropic and Nvidia would be correlated heavily in movement, the latter doing bad would drag Anthropic down after the IPO hype dies down. Thesis doesn't make sense>>62890960It's just that tryhard conspiracies annoy me
>>62890967>wait until confirmation they have lost the election, so they can surface this info days afterward, specifically so they can crash the market to own the libsdamn it feels good to be a bobo. this admin is going down in history frfr
>>62890804>by retracting his testiclesChinks can do that?Is it like a turtle going back into it's shell?
>>62890826Looking for one more leg lower then I'm in. $3600-3800 target.
