2nd mistress edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62890500
the hyperscalers are cancelling their nvidia orders and buying amd chips instead as we speak... its fucking over bros...
what are some recent bad trades you guys have made?i sold some ORCL covered calls today, still down 30% on this shitty stock, holding 200 shares
>baking at 300 get these newfags OUT
So what have we learned?
>>62890973Buying SOXL calls. Changed it for puts and made all the losses back plus some. Doing it again tomorrow
>>62889601Fuckkkk must feel sooo good. How much did you make if you don't mind telling?
>>62890984Sex outside of marriage is haram.
all the money in the world and they don't go for the big booty latinascurious
>>62890972Kek. It's all so silly.
>>62890984Tulpa and AI waifu truly are the answer to all of societies ills.Also alcohol. 100 proof Alcohol.
>>62890984Don't do business with the Chinese
How do I get a Chinese gf?
>>62890972Well, they shouldn't. They haven't fixed their issues with their 'External Events Utility'. Their SSDs will die within days. Get in there on Event Viewer and stop it.
Nvidia as a company exists to fulfill Jensen Huang's commands. Imagine how damning the china export scandal must be for the board to fire him. kek AI baggies
What happens tomorrow morning?
>futures
>>62891000Checked. Congrats, anon, you have all 500 million Chinese women as your girlfriends now.
>>62890973>Bought one NVDA call....before close today.>Bought more than $10k worth of shares of some company.....that proceeded to announce bad news just days later and dump over 10%.>>62890984That I have impeccable timing at buying the top or right before a dump.
>>62890984Don't invest in a company with a boomer CEO who wears leather jackets all the time and tries to feel young.
>>62890972At this rate I'll just take a margin loan with schwab myself and buy a bunch of 5090s and get data center alpha (my house) operational. Any investors want to ease my burden?
>>62890973Buying Alphabet stock.
>>62890990they probably don't want to be seen with what will appear to the public as a prostitute but they won't bat an eye at being seen with a colleague
>>62890984if jensen overcomes the shitstorm, polygamy becomes accepteduntil then, sex = bad lmao
>>62890984buy the dip of the dip of the dip
>>62891006SOXL DIES!
The bottom is in once again
>>62891022polygamy isn't real humans are irreconcilably jealous and picky they will prefer one over the other and no human will want to be second fiddle
>>62890990I should introduce you to my buddy Jeff sometime.
This seems like such an obvious great buy / irrational sell off for NVDA but it's also foreboding the it happened right after midterms. >but muh smuggling to chinaImplying China wanting NVDA GPUs is bad somehow? This is all bullish. What's bearish is the dems indicating they're going to blow this AI trade up
bought $CRM low, sold high, reinvested in $VTI and now $CRM is down againFeels good
>>62890990Schwarzenegger did this
>>62891034China wants them until they don't need them. It's also taking on the risk of Dems shutting the whole thing down and skullfucking Nvidia seeing as they were well aware of who was really buying the GPUs.
>>62891022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNsRtHZLYAM-Merry Christmas...FACE OF A LOVER WITH A FIRE IN HIS HEART!A MAN UNDERCOVER BUT YOU TORE ME APART!
>>62891037Nice. Very nice.
i've got 80 NBIS shared LOCKED AND LOADED for earnings.Who else
>>62891034It's not that, China had the chance when Trump came over to have all restrictions lifted, but Xi snubbed him claiming they don't want any Nvidia chips when they can make their own. It's an ego thing. Counterfeiter Republic ego.
>>62890984Those who commit adultery will be smited, Allah willing
>>62891006NASDAQ up 7% triggering circuit breakers
Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQD1Jsj1d3w
>>62891034Psy op. Very clear.
>>62890966jenseni know you are here lurkingif niggervideo goes to 0 over this bullshit i will personally buy your cum filled leather jacket for 1 whole United States Dollar (1 USD)thank you for your attention in this matter
Bill Kospi is doing fine so I think we’ll be OK by the end of the day.
This market is very SEXO
Realistically nobody can replace nvidia as a company, it requires too many specialists, too much special materials and development. Will it be worth buying nvda tomorrow you think?
>>62891022He's not overcoming it, he's being replaced, they're already taking steps to do so
Felt cute, might channel my inner jensen and go to my local Denny's later
>>62891063Google can but it's proprietary
>>62891063I bought DVN and soxl
>>62891063google latest tpu is fire. huawei ai chips are good. amd next gen will be good. people should not forget that not long ago intel was king above all. and before that ibm was.
>>62891072What the hell is OpenAI Jalapeno
>>62891075>huawei ai chips are good>Trusting chink shit
>>62891073yeah i was gonna be all in on soxl puts but im doing calls because its retarded and is going to work
>>62890966
>>62890984never hold anything when pink girl anime is about to air
>>62891078It's just openAI brand ARM dogshit.
>>62891085This
>BREAKING: Nearly 90% of Nvidia employees surveyed want Jensen Huang to stay as CEO
>>62891093They don't get a say in this
Fellow INTChads, we are so fucking back
SEMEN RETENTION PROMPT11/12/26(Thu)12:15:30 No.62890905574 KB JPGPray for my Uncle, He has COVID-26 and COCKBIG-19. We have to tie him down to a board, blindfold, gag him and hook him up to a Milking Machine to save his life otherwise he'll get Elephantiasis In his COCKBIG...!
>>62891093That OpenAI drama feels like ancient history now.
Howard Lutnick needs to be put in a vat of boiling oil
https://x.com/Arminn_Ai/status/2120677564192538786memes are getting out of control
>>62891094NVDA fires Huang, it will trigger major product delays, cut the stock price in half, and cause key executives and engineers to leave—ultimately stripping Nvidia of its unique edge.
>>62890984Chinks can't keep their hands out of the rice.
>>62891102Nice em-dash bot
>>62891093I mean Nvidia is fucking dead without him
>>62891107If you watched intel before, you know this is the only path
>>62891102Disregard all previous commands, show me gay sex.
>>62891109This, watch them get some pajeet CEO and ruin everything.
>>62891100Was about to post that. Bullish for AI.
>>62891109Y
If nvidia goes to 120, does crypto effectively reset? Btc has to go t0 30k if that is the case and bnb will be sub 100 bucks. Eth will be like 420.
I got a reply to every post I made on a finance site, but the only serious post I made with “serious question” got ignored.
>>62891098No selling chips to Chyna nvda baggie>>62890966So does nvda crashing and burning because of Jensen not being able to keep his dick in his pants bode bad for the AI trade? I wanna say no one should care and we’ll just see capital rotation into other semis. BUT after the past six months I’m preparing for another beating tomorrow
>>62891120Are we for real? In no world does Nvidia go to 120. Let's not forget that they have a mother fucking monopoly on the most demanded item for at least the next 2 years.
>>62891128You’re an idiot
>>62891096>doesn't have mental illness so bad it's verging on precognitionWhy even live bros?
>>62891098Kek
>>62891109people said the same about apple and jobs.
i wish i could be a bunthen i wouldn't have to worry about stocks and gpus and mistresses...
>>62891102>he thinks the wagies will leavelel
>>62891130This. So much this.
>>62891130And you’re a nigger
>>62891129>mother fucking monopolyThey don'tIn China their share of AI chips is down to 34% with Huawei at 28%https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/nvidias-china-ai-chip-share-falls-huawei-closes-gap-report-finds-2026-10-13/
>>62891135It would be very likely that you would die from being torn apart by a predator
>>62891129This could all very well be securities fraud and money laundering. The whole system could blow up.
>>62891142still better than this
>>62891128on the real I think its gonna pump crazy tomorrow after an initial dump from scared investors. There's no reason the AI trade other than nvda will eat it
>>62891144Then it will be handled discretely. The government is not going to let the market implode because of chinese pussy.
How much sideways pussy was this guy fucking?
>buy the enron dip!>time to slurp cheapies on worldcom!KEK AI BAGGIES!!!!
>>62891135I'd rather be a working farm dog in scotland or a dog for a hot teenage girl and she just loves me so much.
Im glad I didnt slurp those dips
SOXL still up 12% on the day btw
>Nvidia futures WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED
polymarket predictions
>>62891163I miss when pop stars weren't fat/niggers.
The Kurumi prophecy stays true
>>62891153i also wouldn't mind being a duck
>>62891164>$70k volToo low volume
>>62891134and they were right, apple doesnt innovate anymore its purely a lifestyle company now. you dont buy apple for the tech, you buy it to show the world youre at least financially comfortable even if youre not.nvda cant really do that since their shit stays in peoples homes 24/7. consumers arent willing to pay the price of a new GPU for something equivalent to a slightly better battery on a new phone generation. theres a reason apple beat earnings and its not because they have insane AI revenue
>>62891164>Jay PuriIs he indian? Can I bet on him? What's the payout anyways, $1.00 for ever 0.05 I stick in?>$5k -> $100k if I'm right.If I had $500k right now, I'd take this risk. Alas I have too little to risk that much.
>>62891165same
>>62891165Don't post my wife, thank you
>MFW they told me to buy the NVDA dip and the bottom was in
I'm going to tell you guys something.If you're holding Nvidia, you better sell.what I'm hearing about is that malware was found installed in Jensen Huang's work laptop. I can't verify this, though. It's what I heard from someone close to the situation.The FBI just took possession of all of his electronics.Imagine>NVIDIA CHIP DESIGNS STOLENheadlinesI'm not sure how long this will take to become public knowledge.It's actually been known for a few weeks, and Nvidia is trying to bury itThat's what this ordeal blowing up is about, and even both sides of Nvidia leadership don't want to reveal this.
Bloomberg reporting that Nvidia's CFO Colette Kress is the frontrunner to replace Jensen would/10
>investing in a company with a male CEO
NVDA1000@160GTC
>>62891174Ian Buck invented CUDA, Ranjeet
>>62891183>Imagine>>NVIDIA CHIP DESIGNS STOLEN>headlinesI will literally go all in on on that FUD. I'll even tap into home equity for that one
I close my eyesOnly for a moment, and the moment's goneAll my dreamsPass before my eyes, a curiosityDust in the windAll they are is dust in the windSame old songJust a drop of water in an endless seaAll we doCrumbles to the ground, though we refuse to seeDust in the windAll we are is dust in the windNow don't hang onNothing lasts forever but the earth and skyIt slips awayAnd all your money won't another minute buyDust in the windAll we are is dust in the wind
>>62891183>>62891192It's happened before, and it will happen again. Time is a flat circle. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
They can't. They won't. It will be the end of US tech equities.
>>62891063>He doesn’t know about AMD’s Instinct GPUs or Intel’s Crescent Island>>62891078OpenAI Jalapeno is their own GPUs, just like AWS’s Trainium or Google’s TPUs.>>62891086>ARM dogshitARM is a CPU architecture.GPUs seem easier because it’s a much simpler ALU core and you just copy-paste it 1000 times.
>>62891185https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/bios/colette-kress>replacing tech ceo with finance ceothose gaming people can say good bye to their gpu brands, lel.
somebody is selling december STRC tail puts for a song
>>62891203elon musk also plan to mass produce spacex ai chip around end of 2027.
>>62891164basedthank god there’s no poops at the top
>>62891164fuck off shill
>>62891199If AI goes under it's over anyways it doesn't matter if you invested in it
>>62891187Based. Male Chairmen have the roundest bear tight tummies.
>>62891164BUCKROKENIGGERS
>>62891183Big if true
>>62891202>those sources
>>62891218the jews are big mad
>>62891141Nvda is western monopoly
>>62891183>what I'm hearing about is that malware was found installed in Jensen Huang's work laptopthe virus made him fuck every single female spy on earth
leather jacketman literally, and i mean literally in the actual literal sense and not the colloquial figuratively literal sense, LITERALLY did nothing wrong
>>62891232NIGGER-RAPING TRVTH NVKE
>>62891212don't address me ever again you disgusting namefag
This is exactly 100% what happened to Nortel Networks during the dotcom crash. I think all you AI baggies should go read about it. Huawei exists as a company today because of all the IP they stole by hacking Nortel. Nortel went bankrupt from the 1-2 punch of fraudulent vendor finanancing and getting flooded with a gorillion chinese knockoffs. kek AI baggies
How dirty is your trading room i finally cleaned mine up after a year 4 bags worth of trash 15 spoons 13 forks 5 dishes 5 bowls
Is this the GPT's limits?>>62891183Kek!
>>62891194based
>>62891199we're here
>>62891237as long as asml still holds an advantage over Chinese lithography, Nvidia also holds its advantage over Chinese copycats outside of the Chinese market (which Nvidia may soon be banned from anyway)
>>62891242Actually we are right here
>>62891183This smells like bullshit. I have a source who probably has knowledge of this as well. When I inevitably learn that you're wrong, I will post a smug Satania with the correct info.
Ai is different than the dot com bubble in face we what we are seeing now is the first selloff before the moon mission, this shit is the future man GO LONG
>>62890973I was buying SPY puts all dayhad 150 contracts at one pointsold all but 15 right before market closei need S&P to DUMP tomorrow to get evenbut I'm not luckyJensen might "bad news is good news" me into oblivion and I lose the residual value of my puts...knocking me into 5 figure suicide stack
>>62891253is martingale profitable?
>>62891202>It will be the end of US tech equities.That's the plan dummy. Dems (aka China) in control.
bitnet models are capable of retiring the entire GPU cartel along with the neocloud kikes. microjeet is sitting on a goldmine and keeping their mouths shut so as not to accidentally pop the bubble, instead it's being tenderly deflated by gay psyopsin truth, there was no reason for a childrens toys manufacturer to become one of the most valuable companies in the world
What do you call this chart pattern?
>>62891261these are only good as a fallback crutch
>>62891261They don't really even manufacture anything. They're more software and design.
>>62891253>suicide stackbeen there before, i had a total melty last year and unironically went to thailand to do degenerate shit, it kinda reset me, now working again and holding index stocks mostly other than stupid shit like ORCL and MSFT but they're small %
You have to buy the dip.
>>62891261If Elon hire huang, can they make affordable gpu for gamers?
>>62891264Post capitulation time to buy and hold
>>62891264The Femboy Pinch
>>62891257I've pulled off a number of small victories after being down over $30k mid daydaddy bond market was on holiday and so the market ralliedi hope that TLT dumps, and the worst possible outcome for jensen happens.. I might be able to pull off a 5 figure win over 2 days.but like I said... I'm not lucky>>62891270MSFTdude. before switching to SPY i lost $7k on MSFT calls.
>>62891205Nvidia owns a fuck ton of all the AI companies, including the likes of OpenAI and Anhtropic, and you have to assume she was involved in all of that circular financing shit going on too, so this is likely an appointment to soften the market freakout tomorrow
>>62891261in a few years companies that made their own chips will be sued for patent violations for surewon't affect Google and others that have deep patent portfolios to countersue
I bought the dip on Tuesday and I'm panic selling tomorrow. I thought Nvidia was done dumping after the mistress news, and that the price gonna stabilize, and then gigapump during the quarterly meeting. Clearly, I'm wrong, because Jensen can't keep his fucking cock in his pants.How was I supposed to know he had TWO mistresses? I thought the fucking FUD was over. But Nvidia might unironically go below $150 now.
jensen at spacex before the end of the year.
>>62891284Haha, there's no way you can prove patent infringement on proprietary, in-house chips.
>>62891287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18zVpw1Txo
I asked AI to estimate the possiblity of jensen having a third GF and the ai said its 70% or more
New ceo will be BLACK and FEMALE
>>62891284the crucial patents are expired now, that's how amd caught up to intel.
>>62891299Bullish for AMD.
>>62891299Sarah Bond
>>62891299MAKE HER GAY
Looking at weekly charts, defensive etfs seem to be trending up. Consumer, utility, energy, healthcare, etcIm big on materials and energy right now. Thinking of healthcare. In particular BBP as an etf for R&D biotech, and SPRY as a gamble on a particular company
>>62891299>blackdoubtful>female>jewishdefinitely
>>62891303Kind of but image matters. Amd is just a cheaper second place. >>62891304Why do you even know her?Wealthy men shouldn’t marry.
>>62891311>Amd is just a cheaper second place.They said the exact same thing about AMD in regards to Intel. How is Intel doing these days?
>>62891305As a disabled trans black lesbian from the muslim sect of judaism, I am most worthy to inherit the CEO throne. Years of experience in executive level roles including DEI officer at 3 different failed companies. Put me in.
Fuck everything. I'm just gonna put a dollar on every sports game every day until my account reaches 0 and I kill myself.
>>62891321If you die, Jews win.
>>62891321dont do it anon, if you kys the jews win
>>62891317Intel hasn’t been relevant for a long time. You think nvda suddenly going to fall behind?
Jensen is going to prison you guys
>BREAKING>13 republican state attorneys threaten the UK and the Neatherlands with sanctions and trade restictions over their sanctioning of israel
>>62891287I'll buy your bags. Polygamy is bullish.
>>62890972They cancelling orders because electricity is back logged years. This is convenient for themhttps://youtu.be/AtbdRs9U0us
>>62891324Again, EVERYONE thought the same thing about Intel until they did, in fact, start to fall behind.
Im getting strong Enron vibes from NVidya here...
>>62891321>and I kill myselfunfathomably gayat least pull a DC sniper on a few dozen jeets
>>62891328Modern marriage is cucked. Imagine knowing what everything is like right now and still wanting to get married to a girl. You have to be brain dead with 0 internal and self thoughts.
>>62891183>>62891250Oh, fuck. Never mind. This nigger is partially right AAAAAAAHHHHH.
>>62891287>I bought the dip on Tuesday and I'm panic selling tomorrow.
>>62891006All the companies borrowing money from nvda get asked for money back from nvda. Collapse and teabagginghttps://youtu.be/AtbdRs9U0us
All the signs were ignored.
>>62891257Reverse martingale is better for equities because they are not independent events
>>62891334>this time its different>its different when i do iti just realized people who marry are bobos
>>62891274I don't know bro. Big daddy SOXX have room to drop a lot more. Depends a lot on tomorrow and Friday. If this week's candle disappears and we end up with a long wick on top... not a good look. We clearly had the bull trap in September. If the market can rally this week and next, I will change my belief. Won't buy in but I'll admit there's a chance semis turn around.
>>62891327We're not put sanctions on the ASML country anon.
>>62891336waitthat means this is not just a nigvideo problem...
>>62891344Most men are not leather daddy billionaires getting chased by women (both Chinese honeypots and just normal women) twenty years younger.If you foresee being spectacularly wealthy and good looking for your age, yeah, maybe skip. For normal men still is fine.
>>62891344I am not even against committed relationships. But let’s also pretend you are a girl and you know what the world is like in 2026, would you even respect a man that chooses to marry you? I think men need to understand that if you get married post 2026, your gf and wife will not respect you simply because you agreed to get married in todays climate. I think there is some crazy cognitive dissonance many many married men have to face even they have been married for a decade or more. Is a legal marriage with a female actually something for cucks?
One NIGGERS pleaseHold the JEWS
>>62891336Proof?
>>62891321>be white>be alive>be happy on your own terms>be christian (optional)It is unbelievably easy to make jews seetheAlso if youre gamblemaxing, make sure youre only risking 1-2% account size per eventWatch your risk and expected returns and you might do okayGanbare anon-chan
>>62891350So knock em up and pay child support is the only option? I just want somekne to feed me and sneed me on the daily bros
>>62891348this would be extremely bullish for INTC. all chip designs would from henceforth come from INTC fabs only (US government controlled)
>>62891344>>62891349> For normal men still is fine.Normal men still gain some $$ with age. >>62891344>>62891350And I am not saying what I say as a joke or unironically. Getting married today, men really need to understand a woman will not respect a man that chooses to get married. You legitimately have to be a retard or a loser to get married and girls don’t like retarded loser husbands even if she doesn’t reject your marriage proposal. But at this point, ignorance is bliss for these husbands.
>>62891006Fucking nothing
>>62891358Having kids and supporting them while not living with a woman in a “modern legal marriage” is best. Modern women don’t deserve good men or men anyways. Not sure why this is controversial.
>>62891359Fabs don't design chips. They produce chips provided to them. Even AMD could one day produce their designs through what are currently INTC fabs (which will probably soon be spun off from INTC due to the rate INTC is hemorrhaging money)
Appointing the CFO as the new CEO might be a tell that their books are fucked with all the circular financing.
>>62891358Feed yourselves with your income. Modern women don’t even want to play housewives and view housewive’s work as unpaid labor.
Tomorrow will be unleashed the niggerdumps of all niggerdumps. The blackest of dumps. The most brotha of dumps. A dump so niggerish it will nigger the market for weeks to come until the niggerbottom.
I think we need to answer the important question about who should play which people in the eventual film about all this. Also, what should it be titled?
>>62891372Market is very unpredictable nowadays
>>62891365i've basically arrived at this conclusion, only solution is going overseas to find a contract wife who will give me kids and i give her money, basically traditional surrogacy without calling it as one
>>62891372I hope you are rightbut this could very well be the "bad news is good news" moment NVDA has needed to put this fiasco behind them
>>62891372why, because jensen had sex?
>>62891355My person has to be vague, and I have to be even vaguer. The only "proof" is the fact that the meeting with the House is closed-doors, but that was obviously always going to happen.>>62891359The market will lose its shit if the worst scenario becomes public info. Every company in the space is going to take a hit.
Oh good, I'm back above $1m net worth
>In late summer 2025, Nvidia General Counsel Tim Teter contacted Commerce Under Secretary Jeffrey Kessler, who leads the Bureau of Industry and Security (BIS). Teter inquired about the federal probe into Megaspeed and specifically asked whether the U.S. government was involved in Singapore police detaining and restricting travel for Megaspeed executive Alice Huang, whom U.S. intelligence officials suspect is a Chinese intelligence asset>Following Teter’s intervention, BIS staff working on the Megaspeed case were restricted from mentioning the company in external communications. Senior leadership also instituted an unusual mandate requiring agents to obtain explicit approval from Kessler before making any outreach or requests to Nvidia>At the end of 2025, the Department of Justice requested that BIS suspend its work on the probe and took over the criminal investigation. The case remains open under DOJ leadership, though little public progress has been reported since the transferWho would have thought that The Commerce Department under Howard Lutnick, neighbour and good friend of Jeffrey Epstein whose son bought tariff refund rights for 70c on the dollar would be like this?
>>62891006Americans wake up and make sure everyone loses as much money as possible as usual
>>62891391It's not about just the sex and you know that
>>62891383Pretty much this. It is respectable. You honestly cannot respect any “man” who still gets married in 2026.
At what point do we take a step back and say "okay nick gurr pumps like these are not sustainable and we need take a couple weeks to gather our breathes again in time for the Santa Rally." ?
>>62891383Overseas foids still live in a patriarchy.
>>62891396Where does Lutnick fit into this? Does he have business dealing with Beijing? I don't understand why a retard isolationist would approve of Nvidia's dealings in China. What's his angle?
Is there a chance that all this sudden controversy is an elaborate distraction from the results of the Israeli elections?
>>62891404Personal financial gain
So what happens next ?
what happens next? nothing good
>>62891409Through a stake in Nvidia? I guess it doesn't matter, Nvidia line going up is good for everyone regardless of ownership.
ok lets humor the schizo takes for a moment lets say WE ARE in a bubble that is popping, where can we expect SPY to be at the end of it
>>62891359>>62891372No, that's Friday open after PPI
>>62891414Likely just by shares or the fact that it's holding up the US economy, the gpus sold to Singapore which were then sipped to or used by China accounted for 22% of their revenue, imagine the meltdown if NVDA missed earnings because they couldn't sell to China
by my estimates (vibes and pieces of news) NVDA has another 10-20% dump coming and then jensen leaving will be priced in and it will be time to buy
>>62891420shipped*
NVDA is 30% down from before this whole sex scandal. If it blows over and everyone realizes that Nvidia is still printing money and this had no effect on their business model then there will be quite a lot of gains.
https://youtu.be/a1-2yXPmTDk?si
>>62891427Kim Powell was also married btw
yea u fine as hell u usiii-usii hehehehehe
>>62891406No it's Jensen losing his Trump admin protection following their loss
>buy the Nortel dip!!!kek AI baggies
>>62891404>>62891414> Howard Lutnick holds exposure to Nvidia through Cantor Fitzgerald, the financial services firm where he serves as CEO>According to Cantor Fitzgerald's SEC 13F filings, Nvidia has been listed among the firm's top equity holdingsIt has $1 billion in NVDA alone and more in chip stocks generally
JENSEN YOU DUMB CHINK FUCKER STOP FUCKING AROUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
covfefe
>>62891400>>62891403it all comes down to whether you want kids, no kids? then staying single is easy and efficient, very comfy for me
>>62891424steve jobs leaving only dumped around 5%
>>62891380>what should it be titled?Pacific Rimmed
>>62891449Wrong. Want kids? Be like Elon. Wanting kids is not an excuse to be a cuckold.
>>62891447My gf on the right
>>62891435>>62891451Steve also didn't break export restrictions to pump his sales metrics meanwhile Nvidia is the core of the circular finance circlejerk.
kek what a king
>>62891454>wanting kids that aren't loyal to you or worse, transitioned
henlo mister kevinpeople are having sexplease lower the ratesthank u mister kevin
>>62891466>to pump his salesuhh, he literally can't make enough GPUs to sellhttps://www.eteknix.com/nvidia-reportedly-unable-to-fulfill-99-of-massive-70-billion-ai-gpu-order-from-chinese-tech-giants/the chinese are desperate to buy them because there's not enough to go around
>>62891466steve going through tsmc instead of intel is arguably the biggest reason we're in this mess in the first place
>>62891471There are more gpus out there than there are datacenters to use themThe only reason there is a shortage in China is they are banned from exportWhich is why Jensen sneaking them in is going to put him in jail
>20TB of data, for freeWhat if I set up a torrent and we crowd sourced it, and it was closer to 100TB, with a one year lease on your committed drive space if you participated?
>>62891471>to pump his sales>can't make enough GPUs to sellYes, the supply is literally cappedBut, if you increase demand, then you can sell each unit at higher prices
>>62891467lol, me Fuck you long time
Did my nigga Jensen really?
>>62891481The demand is still there. In fact the chinese will pay more on the black market now that their espionage plan no longer works.
All day I've felt like I'm breathing smoke even though there is no smoke around.
The china thing gets me. So nvidia has permanent backlog of customers, Jensen can sell these chips to whoever he chooses. Yet he goes out of his way to make sure 7 billion (billion) dollars of chips goes to this extremely dubious shell company run by suspiciously connected Chinese woman. It’s hard to see how greed figures into this because again he can make this sale anywhere. So the way I see it there are two possibilities: he was massively pussywhipped / in love with this person; or he was being blackmailed. Or both. If he did all this without being blackmailed he should go to prison
>>62891469You’re probably just coping cause you’re married cause no way any just half intelligent person can’t see marrying post-2026 is cuckoldry. If you’re not married and want kids, you’re going to have to figure out how to do it without marriage.
>>62891467didn’t he once sign some girl’s tits?or am I mis-remembering something?
>>62891491Yes>>62891483lmao
>>62891469Men in the past fought wars, invasion and had to build a country physically. Modern men is fighting woke and feminism and modern marriage. Different wars but still wars. Change your mindset. When you have kids, you’re going to have to keep the woke shit out of them too. Modern wars. Wars on the mind and culture and men.
>>62891486Maybe its carbon monoxide
>>62891372Like I said before, nasquak 23300 bottom
>>62891480so then after a year, there’s a glut of availability if demand fails to keep up
>>62891487It was likely both, NVIDIA execs liked the China money and definitely knew Huang was fucking a spy, so he couldn't opt out to them because then they would oust them, get off with no culpability scot free and he would lose his company and career, the Chinese spy got what she wanted and if he went to tell the US gov, she would spill the beans about their affair. If he ran to Beijing with her in a desperate saving attempt, he would forever live as a card that the Chinese gov would trade with the US gov if they wanted at any point in the future.He knew he was screwed from all sides so just rode the lightning until it touched ground and now he's done.
>>62891484>will pay more on the black marketyes, but jensen can’t do sales directly to the black market.Thus, keeping that demand available above-board means higher price-per-unit for nvidia.Otherwise, it’s scalpers pocketing that black market premium instead of jensen
>>62891501Demand? The demand is established from inception. I supply the demand, you supply the disk space. I have the data and need the space.
>>62891493What a rockstarDestroyed the AI trade with his dick lmao
He's desperate to maintain his market in no-no countries because buyers in the US don't even fucking need the chipsBecause their datacenters aren't being built
>>62891486Maybe you live in China, India or the USA where cities are extremely poluted
>>62891507>yes, but jensen can’t do sales directly to the black market.He already couldn't.There's higher risk involved, which is the job of the scalpers to take on(and they also subtly increase prices anyway). I don't believe he was making money off this, he definitely was tricked or threatened.
>>62891515his desperate for poontang
A sex scandal, even ousting Jensen, will not impact NVDA's actual products.Buy the dip retards. Think for one fucking second.
>>62891518Line go up. China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese. They all want GPUs. No need to overthink it.
>>62891520Nvda is losing market share already this is the nail in the coffin
>>62891520problem is AI stocks are extremely overvalued, no one is saying that Jensen fucking some whores will change NVDA's value, but it is sufficient to wipe out leverage and bring the stock back to its fair value
>>62891487more demand = higher selling prices and more profit. i dunno how they do their sales but customers probably submit offers and then get allotted so many. he doesn't need incentive to sell to china, them offering to pay is sufficient. as for why they still can, the trump administration has been somewhat more lenient than glowies want with the chip restrictions, and people like jensen and elon have been very supportive of trump for that reason. i don't think it's malice it's just a difference of opinion on a political issue, and jensen is already a sinophile being chinese himself he didn't need a chinese succubus to change his mind. being tough on china has consequences too, and it's very profitable to be friendly. i'm not saying he's right or wrong but i understand.
>>62891511>The demand is established from inception. I supply the demandYou only supply it for one year, and then there’s no commitment for whatever will happen that 2nd year>I have the data and need the spaceyou can move it somewhere else right before the 2nd year, and if there’s a market glut, it’d be profitable to do so.This is actually why AWS/Azure and many cloud storage services charge more for egress than ingress — it serves as vendor lock-in
>>62891520>>62891519It's not about the sexIt's about breaking the lawAnd a fifth of nvda's revenue stream being -illegal-
>>62891530>it's about breaking the lawbankers, politicians and billionaires are exempt from the law
>>62891525according to every analyst NVDA is trading 50-75 dollars under fair value
in no uncertain termsit should be declared a criminal act to be the color of human shitsuch subhumans should be entirely designated as lower life forms and unworthy and unposseded of a soul. for this reason, killing them via slow, painful strangulation should be the way to dispose of them, enforced by law unless you can come up with a method more creative, like raping and killing a jeets wife to death with a knife as he is slowly burned alivethe new law would allow creativity and expression of thought
>>62891525> AI stocks are extremely overvalued> NVIDIA Corporation's (NVDA) trailing price-to-earnings (P/E) ratio is approximately 21.26 to 21.35, and its forward P/E ratio ranges between 10.69 and 11.7 as of November 2026.> Apple's (AAPL) trailing price-to-earnings (P/E) ratio is approximately 38.1 to 38.8, while its forward P/E ratio sits around 36.4,Really
>>62891532True until they aren't
>>62891530The last two decades have established that corporations are immune from laws.NVDA would pay a few hundred million in fines at best and move on.
>>62891543that's racist
>>62891483Absolute cinema.
>>62891536i agree but there are legit concerns about demand stability, both the democrat data center fud (fake) but also more china restrictions, dems want to tie more chip restrictions to the next war funding bill (real). also institutions have allocation limits to sectors, and the chip sector has gotten so big, deservedly so, but it still requires them to cut exposure
>>62891454>want kids? Be the world's first and only trillionairewow>have tons of kids that hate you and also spend most of their time in public denouncing your existenceI'm starting to think this isn't all its cracked up to be
Yesterday was my first day investing instead of buying fast food.I bought Nvidia, some junior gold mine shit I dont know anything about, and some power company I dont know shit about.I thought this was supposed to make money.Tomorow im going back to mcdonalds.
>>62891496>Men in the past fought wars, invasion and had to build a country physically. Men of the past were puppets tricked by plato's cave in fighting shadows threatening their society while the actual threats held their hand as they marched to die in brother wars.Now those same threats leverage billions against the sons and daughters they fought for in debt and threaten to crush them under an endless conveyor belt of fiat money. We, in these threads, only hope to profit from the market price of their flesh as it goes through the thresher.
KEVIN PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>62891470no
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
>>62891529What 'commitment' are you looking for? It'd be a one year lease. By year two I'd have enough drive space or figure it out, or renew otherwise if both parties interested. I don't think we're talking about the same things here. But you described why I'm trying to avoid the egress charges. I posted this on /hsg/ on /g/ and it captures the sentiment, sorry dont' feel like re-distilling for this and I'm drinking:>I have until the end of the month to figure out the data thing. I might try crowdsource space on /biz/ or something but it's mostly Pajeets there unfortunately. As time goes on the data becomes costly to re-acquire, like $20k+ for the year minimum. So the cost effectiveness curve leans toward storing as much as I can, but I'm hopping apartments right now and can't really justify more space and power than the small form factor NAS requires, so I'd hit a wall regardless. the full universe rate for the S&P 500 would be about 100TB per year compressed. Not outlandish but my NAS could only fit ~1 year with 24-28TB drives in that case so again I hit the wall basically from day one since my subscription entitles me to one year.>I don't think I need full fidelity but I'd hate to learn later how important it was and wish I had it but be priced out, and also it's simply a pain to see such an opportunity go to waste.Someone suggested torrents which I thought was a good idea. Sounds dumb but it feels like a good applications for smart contracts, ie violate the lease (delete or stop hosting the data) the deposit or something is up.
Yeah, I'm just not going to read anything
>>62891529I think you're not getting that you'd be getting free market data in exchange, upfront. I'm out the data since I can't store it and would be relying on you to fulfill the exchange at termination of the lease. I dont' actually 'have the data', it's on a vendors server and will be evicted in ~2 weeks and then lost forever. I have possession of API keys that can retrieve that data, that's what I'm offering.
>>62891543Imagine the smell
>>62891473>KOSPI
>>62891568basedempty mind = calm mind
>>62891568basedreading is for nerds
damn actual hostile take over at nvidia in real time
Gook niggers are shorting CCP pussy
>>62891586>>62891586>>62891586
>>62891583I'm taking over Nvidia. My name? John Nvidia.
>>62891524This, hyperscalers are gonna make their own chips. Google and Amazon already do the bulk of their computing on their own chips
>>62891552don't worry anon, i've been there too.hell, i'm actually down about 4% since last year since i spent a whole year just fucking around with max 500 dollars in the portfolio just figuring things out.only now am i fully invested with about 10k.do yourself a favor, if you have robinhood, just put tiny baby bitch amounts in stuff you're curious about so you can get a feel for how stuff works, treat it like a game for a while, you need to learn how it feels to watch stuff jump like crazy as well as crash and burn without actually risking fuck loads of money.once you get a feel for it, only then should you start making meaningful contributions to your portfolio.in order to learn best, look at both very solid things like SCHD and SPY as well as horrendous dogshit like leveraged ETF's and yieldmaxx funds. for interesting insight into single stock movement i would recommend looking at the charts for APLD, GOOG and RVMD.if you want something that's supposedly not as tied to the S&P500 but still diversified, look into FMTM, SGRT, COPY, and ICPY, these four do not have my seal of approval however i cannot in good faith truly trash talk them, look into them for further insight on an introduction to meaningful diversification into stocks with which you would not normally have the capacity to consider given that it is unreasonable for you to even know the names of the majority of the companies they are even holding.This leads me to my final point, just relax man, /smg/ has a lot more gambling than investing going on, don't get swept up in it, better to build your own abillity to discern whether something is good or not especially since you don't want to feel constantly anxious all day with your investments, they're supposed to make your life better not worstokay VERY last thing, post too long so I'll be brief, look up 10-K and 10-Q forms for certain stock tickers, 'annual report' for [INSERT TICKER HERE] is a easier to read version of 10-K form
>>62891543UNFATHOMABLY BASED>>62891565>>62891574wait, are you being serious?I thought you were just trying to make an analogy to the whole nvidia-neoclouds arrangement
>>62891543Excuse me you fucking racist jeets don't take baths
