MO edition>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62891586
Jensen married a cuck
>>62892170That's based. Everyone Jensen fucked was married to a cuck.
>>62892170jensen is rudeus KEK
>>62892164
Slurping status?
I like PM for tobacco.
>>62892177I reckon (AI) stocks will either go straight down or do a double top today/tomorrow and then go down next week.
scoopsy is this still your linkedin? been trying to add you https://www.linkedin.com/in/michael-abbott
I was a bear yesterday but now I am a hardcore NVDA believer.
Ok i've had enough. I've been working on stock footage the last week for my new video. It appears I will have to push the premier date to this weekend instead of my normal timeline of 2 weeks. This general doesn't know how to invest. I will teach you. I have a track record. If you want references literally all you have to do is ask scoopsies or baggot. They will confirm my knowledge. I'm not rich. I make people rich.
>>62892178
>>62892182omg.... that's my nubian queen. Anon you have no idea how much that gesture and how much you mean to me from this moment on.
>>62892183why does jensen get to be rudeus, i thought the anime was a self insert
>>62892183If Jensen was jailed he would be the wife?
oh christ he went to ohio state..
wtf scoopsies give me access to your website, we've been friends for over a decade.
should i sell my soxl stack? t. have about 25k of it
>>62892193prison rape hasn't been a thing for decades now, there's too many dudes in prison who will do that willingly and fucking a guy, willingly or not, is nowadays seen as a gay act
kek AI baggies
>>62892200I hate that I can't tell what's AI anymore. I've been turned into some fucking boomer.
>>62892201Prison rape definitely still happens. It's not about sex, it's about power and dominance. Ask me how I know.
>>62892201you got your shit pushed in in county jail right
>>62892201Its seen more as a tool for punishment even the mobsters in the 70's knew this. They push alot of shit under the rug in prison.
>>62892204yeah, i have no idea if that's ai either. qt video though.
I still can't get over the fact someone just fucking doxxed scoopsies tonight kek. Scoopsies falls under my umbrella of protection, so don't even think of doing anything nefarious. I am broke, old, and have nothing to live for. I will track you down and actually take your butt. Just as a disclaimer.
>>62892200there is a chance for a pump today so I would hold
CDing my Projekt right now.
Jensen fucking the VP of Healthcare is bullish or bearish for healthcare sector?
I snarted and woke up my dog. This is a sign to buy calls on NVDA.
>>62892208at least he was too busy fucking spies from all over of the world instead of diddling children in the epstein island. the 2... (checks notes) 3 wives solution is the way
Pump today, crash tomorrow. It's always the same. When it's too obvious, they wait one day to crash it.
Kek baggie (me)
>hundreds of millions of chinkettes>none of them is my wife
What are these scoopsies and baggots? They sound like slurs or neato endangered insects
>>62892203SOXL is creeping back up
>>62892228creeping up your BUTTLOL
>>62892193Jailed for what?
>>62892204always assume it's slop unless proven otherwiseit's also 11 seconds long most slop is 10-20 seconds longand the wall/couch seems to changeit's slop
why haven't you made it yet, /smg/, and gotten a gf like this? She's waiting for you.
Oh my god my wife was just raped by Jensen Huang at the Seattle airport
>>62892235Not my kinda woman. Cute, but I want a girl who will get high as a kite with me and give me a handjob out of boredom.
saw Jensen Huang at a Best Buy in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen condoms in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the condoms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each condom and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>62892235Because I am half autistic, don't know how to initially approach and I don't leave my room, except for work.
>>62892232Undisclosed Executive Perks & Compensation
check em>>>/a/292211111
Bears are euphoric once again. Everybody treats it as such a sure thing that Jensen is gonna get ousted, the funniest outcome would be if the board gave him a slap on the wrist (and dick) and Bobos got mega raped by big green dildos.
>>62892242good pasta
>>62892242You could edit this and format for flair. Good ending
What is the market appeal in crypto now?
to the moon
Too many Davids. May need to bring back some cult classics.>>62892269Visa and MasterCard regulations. There's no market because it's laundering and cornered by the laundering since banks scrutinize speech, expression, and art. I just do not want to set up wire transfer by mail when proton is vibecoding, fine for privacy at the cost of security. Prediction markets are the baby of crypto x gaming
>real company like NVDA crashes>shitco AMD pumpswhy does it have to be like this
>>62892271
>>62892247Beat it Trumper.
Too risky to go long today. If Jensen gets the boot shit's going to crash.
We are going to niggerpump after NBIS earnings. It will go to $200 by Friday. Are you ready?
US is blatantly sabotaging Nvidia’s future for shortsighted geopolitics. China will just scoop up the open model global market. Accelerate its chip development even faster. US will try force a more expensive closed model duopoly on the world. China does what it did when the US tried to sabotage Huawei. End up owning the global market in 10 years and leaving the US in the dust. And the blowback? Now that they are essentially restarting the chip trade war? Say goodby to the raw material inputs for the chip industry at anywhere near competitive prices. This is a ridiculous own goal guided by boneheaded hegemonic goal geopolitics. It WONT WORK. China is laughing.
>>62892279>real company>fake contracts between a bunch of other companies just inflating the share price with no real revenue
>>62892284I don't think so dude. Resistance at 165 isn't that strong. People want this stock to go up.
Last thread I didn't read anything and now all I'm reading is cope
>>62892287meme imaginary numbers go down 20% for some cheap shares for the jews and you think it's sabotage lol
>>62892287You're not posting in American time. It's amazing how invested EU is in NA's markets. Rabidly enough to believe you have more to gain at the cost of USA nationals. I would enjoy a conversation but your here to argue. I'm also tired of one way discussions.
>looking into my first shortdespite the risk it's exciting
>>62892164Hello frens, I just hit $200k in my stock portfolio and it feels good. I have a bit too much in Australian mining companies, but I am diversifying away from that. Thank you for reading my blogpost
Delectable slurps on SOXS at opening me thinks, nigger friday is upon us
>>62892286NBIS is priced in, pump was yesterday, now its over. It's just going to tank on jensen news
Macedonia bros... come home white man.https://youtu.be/2qHp1bKZKy8?is=Cl0QC1U5swalWrYq
>>62892302What's the deal with NBIS? They are the western European company formerly known as Yandex, and employ more than 1000 former yandey engineers. How many of them are russien sleepers? How many are exiled russians who hate Putin with a passion? Wishing the company all the best but not sure if we can trust them with sovereign European data.
The crazy part of all this is there's some lump of a human who's making millions on the 15 minute prediction market every day and he hasn't even looked at nvda or anything about it
>>62892235>why haven't you made it yetat the last moment I didn't buy a crucial dip (discount) in 2023>a gf like thismy first was like that and even made made a lucky star wishing jarwe were kinda too young to know what we were doing but maybe there'll be a next timeideally I keep investing until basically no medical expense is too much since you never know what'll pop up
>>62892312>How many of them are russien sleepers? Yes
>>62892227>What are these scoopsies and baggots?
>>62892313Predicting price?
>>62892288and what would its real valuation be if all data center plans were to go up into flames?
>>62892317I dunno ask him
>>62892316You got me there. I'm not a baron but we have many.
>>62892319
>blue house and senate puts bottlenecks on ai datacenter construction on us soil>... until they build their own>it was never about the environment>they just wanted control over ai datacenters so they get the money flowing through them>free diddy
elon has had 10 wiveswhat all of them are spies? all sillicon valley ceos have chink wifeswhat if they are all spies?
gmcompanies POST
I'd like to posit my hypothesis to the congregation that scoopsicus the black has been fired from his 300k/yr job. The proof? Only a 500k portfolio and 0 (zero) new pics of any brokie college girls.Thank you for ignoring this matter.
>>62892235if I wanted a retard around the house I would buy a puppy. the innocent derpy retard shtick from some chick that has taken miles of dick is peak cringefind a girl that can appreciate hour long rants about thow the Jews and French (communist Jews) ruined everything forever and its really all their fault when anything bad happens.
Goog status?
>>62892340stink
>>62892341say itaint so
>>62892331Basically all ethnicities have ethnic loyalty except brainzogged western Europeans. FDR put the nips in camps for a reason. Yes, they literally are all spies. White people think they're too morally righteous to play that game and they're getting their lunch ate.
>>62892344i will not go
>>62892339LMAO this nigger wants to talk to womenThey're just sex objects bro
>>62892345this is only an american problem quit projecting on europeans who still have extremely strong national identities
>>62892284why the fuck would my KMB stock care if Jensen loses his job or if AI is fake and gay or if ANT is run by some grimey Epstein Jew and makes 0 money?
I have Chinese contacts that would make you guys seethe. & I'd be happy to share my esoteric secrets of you were not seeing so hard. (I give away ai information and detailed reports to Chineses' all the time, almost every day to multiple cheeses. Nobody cares because I'm a nobody.)The only ones more versed in this wizardry are a few Australians.
>>62892350didn't half of france just burn because of jihad
>>62892350No you don't Nigel shut the fuck up and take more black dick. You wouldn't want to be racist would you??
>>62892353No, France burned because gen zers hate neoliberalism and austerity
>>62892356so jihad
>>62892356And these gen zers? They were French?
>>62892235Because I'm not into asians. I'm also brown, rather semi-brown, so white women it is for me.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62892341But I need it to pump above 300. I bought the dip too early and now I'm stuck with this gay ass bag.
>and then he said his GPU is THIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG
>>62892361kek
>>62892349if you want a sex object then you should go the rental route. if you plan on keeping one around the house you need to find the 5-10% that are autistic enough they have semi-functional intelligence and know basic stuff like not to relax around niggers
Oh can't say anything? Does that Kanker sore in your mouth hurt?
>>62892350nigger your national identity is apologizing for existing, paying taxes and eating kebabs from brown people that you import nonstop
>>62892357did all of america burn down becauase of BLM? no, it was like 4 city blocks total.
Give them what they want
Should I lock in a 500 dollar NBIS profit right now, or do i wait till earnings?
>>62892185You'd be rich if you stopped gambling it away on sports bets and spending it on beer.
>>62892378Now, they will sell the news post-earnings
>>62892377a few probably need some very silly things for some time huhif they want it then why dont they go get it
So when is the NVDA bottom?
>>62892350>europeans who still have extremely strong national identitiesThey are not relevant financially though.
>>62892387better question who is the next NVDA bottom?
>>62892313>15 minute prediction marketThis sounds like a really good way of losing everything and roping.
>>62892384What's the practical purpose of having a castle? Who roamed where and to who? You arrive when you're a guest. Mixing traveling with remote work is new. Posts have been abandoned.
>>62892235You don´t need to make it, just be white and 6/10. Lord Vishnu literally handcrafted Asians for Aryans.
>>62892164How do bears live with themselves and sit with their deeds? My short is printing but i feel physically ill.
>>62892313giwtwm
the whole nvidia thing feels so retarded, I thought people on that level was more serious than that
>>62892164>ape in>shit dumpsc'est la vieim gonna do this radical shit called 'not selling' so if the market turns bear for the next few months you can blame me.
>>62892235Where's the sex appeal on this thing...? looks like a toy doll
fuck you jenson.
>>62892407... yes?
>>62892405What's retarded exactly? Selling gpus to China to generate more revenue? Why is that retarded?
>bought Chinese tech to avoid overpriced US tech>China dumps even harder than US despite the already lower valuationsIt's all so fucking tiresome.
>>62892401Sow then reap
>IRAN SAYS NPT EXIT REVIEW HAS BECOME A ‘NATIONAL DEMAND’: FARS
>>62892418u bought chinese tech? it's a dictatorship if the jensen thing happened in china he would have just disappeared no warning stock nuked i don't fuck with places that don't have rule of law
>>62892401They aren´t good people, bearishness is a mental disorder on the anti-social personality spectrum.
If the news ends up being fake and he does not get fired (which is almost entirely priced in at this point) the rebound rally will be epic. For those who like to gamble I think the risk-reward is favorable in this play right now.
soxx shrugged off the cpi a couple days ago. i wonder if it will shake off the fud today
did Jensen fuck anyone new yesterday? Will NVDA crash again?
>>62892420But the media a few days ago has said Iran had agreed to down blend their enriched uranium stockpile and cap enrichment to the JCPOA levels as well as hand over 60% of their uranium stockpile, did the media lie, again?
>>62892413>break law to make money>get fined for more money than you made breaking the lawmany such cases. short sighted nigger behavior. its like when they released the Ford Pinto and it kept exploding because Ford didn't want to include an $11 piece of plastic that would stop the fuel tank from blowing up and then they got fined for more than the value of every Pinto they ever soldor how they spread aids to the world by just storing blood donations in a big pool of germ slop and giving it to Africans.its always some white collar faggot retard trying to hit a performance bonus shaving pennies that does the most niggerish shit possible
>>62892396posts have been abandoned that's truenothings different from where i see it, i always do that. post serial nonsenseguests are gusts in the castle and they whistle and puff then they gocastle guy gets so up in airs about it but what can he do, he left the window open
>>62892407kek you browns really have no idea what us whites and asian men appreciate, huh?>soxlhmmm
>>62892235>why haven't you made it yetBecause Jensen just cheated on a chong spy yesterday. Next week, ill be there sitting in the throne with 2018 oldfags
>>62892431>its always some white collar faggot retard trying to hit a performance bonus shaving pennies that does the most niggerish shit possiblefor me its Amazon Prime demanding a ransom to remove ads from their streaming service
Imagine being the ceo of the biggest company and only being remembered for fucking a hot Chinese spy and an ugly white hag
>>62892422china is a much better governed country than any western one though. the government there actually has some concern for and loyalty towards its people, unlike the west, where every party is replacing, betraying and abusing-maxxing.
>>62892431I mean it's not just about the revenue of NVDA but the share price, Jensen Huang has a vested personal and financial interest for the share price to rise, given Microsoft, META, Alphabet, etc have all said they have warehouses of NVDA gpus collecting dust it's very likely that without that Chinese demand that their earnings would've missed expectations, that would've crashed the stock
>>62892441that's why i don't invest in chinese stocks anymore. i had tencent for a while and it was doing ok and then i wake up one morning and it megadumped cuz the ccp banned video games for people under 16 or some shit, no debate, no bills in congress to let u price it in, nothing.
>>62892413The chinese spy wasn't big deal but the VP is.
>>62892429>did Jensen fuck anyone new yesterday?yes, 3 wives. this time it was a hot russian chick>Will NVDA crash again?its doing it right now, -7 poocent
was nvidia $157 ah yesterday the bottom for jensen hump and pump? $160 is holding the line.
>A Mystery Businessman Introduced Jensen Huang to His Paramour. It Was Her Husband.holy cuck lmao this is like an episode of a porno
>>62892279Give it a month, AMD is next in line.
>>62892447NVDA selling gpus to China is the biggest deal, it's just that the news of a second affair with a colleague cemented that he would be ousted promptly, before that they were just doing an "internal investigation" which is company speak for doing nothing
>>62892453>It Was Her Husbandfucking gross. damn cucks.
>>62892438>amazon and planet fitness getting heemed massively just because they don't want to make it easy for people to unsubscribe and having to get taken to court for years and fucked in the ass over a click to unsubscribe button>meta paying tens of billions of dollars in fines because they wont put bare minimum low energy restrictions on kids doom scrollingthe people that run these companies are actually nigger retard faggots. they couldn't even tell you what it would be like to not have breakfast this morning. all they do is try to kike and weasel a few more shekels at any cost. when they fuck up and get fined billions they just fire some wagies working in a warehouse making 50k/yr as punishment so they feel good again about themselves (their wine mom always was always drunk and told them they were a faggot loser retard)
my post office refund will come in a form of a cheque delivered to me. i have then ordered a paying in slip book from my bank.. and then a cheque book; i will now have a cheque book.thank you for your attention to this matter!>>62892458his green hat wearing reputation shall be solved if he turns out to be a handler.>>62892425its over, just bail. and watch closely who the new CEO is.
>>62892462i feel like another one will be airbnb cuz my city banned airbnb but when my apartment was fucked up like two years ago the landlord put me up in an airbnb and i'm like thanks wait i thought we banned these things? tech brohs would rather just pay the fine than obey the law.
>>62892255>>62892260>newfags finally see the flying lotus pasta after only 10 yearsfucking hell
ONE MORE MINUTE TILL NBIS EARNINGS!
>>62892453if they are really working for the CCP the marriage is a sham to fool dumbass gwailos
how come have to become a ceo to sex
>they can't even get the 10y below 5% after whacking a few trillion off nvda it's over
>>62892473yeah also didn't reports say she had a taiwanese passport so jensen thought she was a fellow countryman not a ccp shill
>>62892477the ten years over 5 again? i just woke up
>>62892429100% they are sitting on a 3rd round of fud they will release after earnings to make people capitulate.
>>62892481it's hovering around 5. Gold is dirt cheap in light of the implications
>>62892425lol dude its not fake. he wrote up a huge apology letter to get ahead of the game nvda will go back up but not this month.
>>62892378NBIS will pump to $200 after earnings
>>62892487I meant the firing being fake news and being treated like it's a done deal, not the guy's reckless penis
You like the textiles M'lord? You want more? That can certainly be arranged. More paints? Alright... That's over half the economy for textiles. Your father M'lord? Uuuh... Maybe you shall have that discussion with our highness. Thank you M'lord. I will take my leave.
>try to tell brother to trim his nvda>see the news the next dayOh well
SOXL bros someone tell me what the 24 hour picobottom is so I can slurp.
NBIS will announce 1 billion revenue. It will save the market.
it wasn't his fault. how are you even supposed to resist this?
>>62892495uh what did this dude mean by this?
I am in at 160.43Fuck you.
Reddit stock has been performing well
AHHH WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NUMBERS?!?!?
The board would expose themselves and the company to massive lawsuits from shareholders if they fired him. They know this. It's in their absolute best interest not to fire him
i was using google search free gemini yesterday and when i clicked on the links in the llm output it had "sponsored result" in the links, i think google is gonna be back, they got adwords working with gemini
>>62892518Literally BULLISH.
>>62892518maybe she's just into dudes with wide noses
>>62892519anyone else noticed google organic search is absolutely useless now? I search a brand name directly and it doesn't even show up in page 1.
>>62892514NBIS ended at $154.5 and premarket is $149 right now. It's previous close was $134.
>>62892518Okay that does it. Imma short Nvidia and reslurp it at 150. If it falls even lower, ill slurp again every 10 bucks it falls
EXPLAIN ME THIS LIL NIGGERS:Why NVIDIA is culprit if Seamonkeys decide to sell what they bought to China?
NBIS IS FUCKING PUMPING
>>62892524>nowSince the pajeets took over
>>62892518
>>62892524weird idk how some people have such shitty results on google, it's still by far the best search engine for me, maybe they're worse in other countries or languages?
>NBIS
>>62892526So it will go to 180 pre market?
My NBIS is VIOLENTLY MOONING holy shit
>>62892513> Stock-based compensation represents roughly 13% to 14% of Reddit's gross profit ($386M / $2.83B), You are the ATM
damn i guess neoclouds live to see another day?
>>62892535kek
>>62892524>>62892534Forgot pic
Shit, pumping already? Report drops in 45 minutes
>>62892538all search engines i've tried have given similar results. they're all pretty much the same.
>>62892551that's the earnings call noob. The numbers are usually out before then
>>62892524What I don't get is why did they fuck the reverse search thing?fucking yandex is the best one in town now lmao
>>62892550I'm using yandex for looking up american stuff and it's better. Sad state.
>>62892552no way lol i use brave search on my porno browser cuz it doesn't track ur whole life like google and if i forget and search for something normal the results are super shitty like if u search for ny post on brave search it gives u nypost's twitter, wikipedia page, and a bunch of other shit but the link the paper does not appear on the first page of results, meanwhile google know u obvs want to go to the website and put it top
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NBSI
Uh, NBISkangs, why is it going back down?
lol they sold the entire pump alreadygg NBIScucks
My nbis average is 170, I'm too much of a pussy to have bought more of the dip. Please just pump to 200 today and I can get my first profit in weeks
>>62892564it beat earnings, well ebitda earnings anyways...
>>62892564NBIS*
>>62892518hotttttttt
>google finance tardnalysts are targetting $290 for NBISthe fuck is this shit
>>62892567It will pump harder on open
>>62892566oh wow freaky chart with a huge spike prob some bagoid like cathy wood going big lol
>980million in revenueANTI AI FAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I did it all for the nookieThe nookieSo you can take that cookie
>>62892578they're called luddites
>my BTC dumping>my paper Gold dumping>back to where I was at the start of OctoberWHY CAN'T IT FUCKING WIN AT LEAST JUST ONCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62892580And stick it up your -- ah And stick it up you -- ah
>>62892506Personal drones are cool and one of the best hobbies to get into
>>62892580Unprotected sex with Eve and me mating press creampie her pussy.
WHAT THE FUCK
>>62892584that's why i want dividends not share buy back bullshit, they can do a share buy back and then go to zero the next day, but the dividends are in my bank forever
Aaaaand the NBIS selloff beginsI told you it was all priced in yesterday, now everyone will just sell the news. If you bought yesterday you're fucking retarded.
NBISBROS NO NOT LIKE THIS
>>62892584these are for holding dumdum
>>62892518>the world's most famous cuckholdwhy did he agree to it, bros? her too. china very much looks down on cheating wives.
>>62892586i live in a blue state they got hella regulations on that shit i don't want to fuck around and catch a huge fine
DOOMP EET
Sneebius revenue at the low end of expectations. WOMP WOMP
zomg nebius now down premarket! lolllll
>>62892558I don't see how their search traffic hasn't fallen off a cliff. Organic search is full of ads and doesn't get you what you want. AI results are usually woke unless you start having a conversation with it that pushes back. It's anti-user
>>62892599Collectors items that can be flown indoor. Learn how parts sourcing works. It's easy LEGO art this point
>>62892592I used to have Canadian Dividends, held it for six months. The return was OK, I don't even know why I solded. I'm a fucking greedy retard that's all there is to it.>>62892597With the inflation just going up all the time and a half point interest rate hike coming in December I think it's joever for crypto and PMs. People don't want to invest on shit that won't give them real cash which is what you need to live these days. Fuck this fake and gay market.
>another day spent looking at charts and imagining the smell betwixt the buttcheeks of beautiful women
>>62892593It either pumps at open or it's on sale, cannot lose. Another 300-400% revenue increase projected 2027, big money on the way for neoclouds
>>62892471>newfagswhat? i knew it was flying lotus within a second
>>62892518I'm selling my chink tech ETF
What should we start pumping now?
best bitcoin etf?
>>62892622another problem for china to the guy who claimed "china is a well run government" u think succession risk for huang is bad? wait till it's time to find a successor to xi
apparently, chinky robotics etf's are super overpriced. aggregate etf's in the triple digits.
>>62892620When does that revenue turn into actual profit?
>>62892518So Jensen was just their bull?
>>62892626IBIT has the most volume
>>62892626IBIT or FBTC
Can any licensed financefags tell us what NBIS earnings mean? You know, like analyze it or some shit. Im listening to someone on youtube speak on it but im worried they might be "gurus" with no credentials
OH MY FUCKING GOD REVENUE MISSED BY 2% DUMP IT ALL, SELL SELL SELL SELL.
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>62892627kek at least demonic jews don't own their entire government, bureacracy, media, education system, etc. why is it so hard to admit that they're better now? if not for ai bailing you out, and maybe even with it, america would be heading for thirld-world status.
>>62892635get their 10q and read it urself dog
>>62892626The trash bin.
NBIS depreciation and amortisation consuming 36% of revenue. And they excluded that from the bullshit EBITDA (fucking bullshit metric). These GPUs are aging like FUCKING VINEGAR! They are completely reliant on capital markets with spreads still blowing out. Sell this Turkey.
>>62892639one wonders as to the scent between her ass cheeks
SOXL already recovered we win again
>>62892640i have ADHD i cant look at text documents without info graphs or bold colors
>>62892629Already in profit day to day, just need to pay off the debt whose interest keeps them down
>anthropic ipo range between $70 and $120wellllll
>>62892586I had Indian neighbors get arrested for trying to spy on another neighbour's teenage daughter changing with a drone
>>62892628>aggregate etf'sp/e's*
>>62892642>NBIS depreciation and amortisation consuming 36% of revenue.fucking grim lol
>>62892646>just need to pay off the debtIf all your 'profit' is going towards paying debt, you are not profiting.
>>62892645Just get AI to summarize it for you, they´ve made so many tools for tards but you don´t even use em.
>>62892644Nigga it's -6%
>>62892518>Washington (dpo) - Things just won't quiet down around him: After Nvidia boss Jensen Huang had to admit to an affair with a Chinese spy, photos have now surfaced showing him alongside a Russian spy.>The new photos showing Huang at several meetings with the notorious Russian spy Donald T. come at an inopportune time for the NVIDIA CEO. "Investors are likely to completely lose confidence in Huang after these pictures," explains economist Hanka Gondrell. "That he openly associates with a man whose activities for Russia are an open secret is difficult to explain.">The American Donald T. is believed to be one of the Kremlin's most important henchmen in North America. In the past, the 80-year-old, allegedly known as "Agent Orange," has repeatedly used his influence to advance Moscow's political goals.>Furthermore, he is said to maintain a close and trusting relationship with Putin and to frequently have long telephone conversations with him.>It remains unclear whether Huang also had a sexual relationship with the Russian spy.Disclaimer: "Postillon" is a satirical publication like "the Onion"https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/11/nvidia-trump.html
>>62892656i prefer the human touch
>>62892468its not just tech companies its everyone. duke power will just dump waste in the river and pay the EPA fine because the fine is cheaper than the cost to properly dispose of the waste. infinite cases like this where white collar faggots get paid millions to act like niggers.
>>62892649Was she hot tho
>>62892642> Nine-month GAAP profit from continuing operations was $393.3M, but included a $780.6M gain from revaluing equity investments.Same Bullshit trick Google and others are pulling!! This isn’t cash in the bank it’s a bloody accounting trick. So revenue is highly padded. The “profit” is illusory. They are diluting shareholders like crazy still. And are borrowing like fuck at higher and higher rates with massive depreciation and amortisation as a proportion of revenue. This company needs to be blowing way past these numbers to escape their debt/capex burn.
Reminder that I would be the perfect CEO for Nvidia. I'm a happily married man who hates jewish women and chinese. My only weakness is skinny 4 foot 11 latinas with long black hair. Good luck finding a spy with those qualifications.
>>62892444>you have to set nigger retard guidance so we can pump and dump cycles on goyimI dunno why you faggots need to max leverage tard bubble pump shit to begin with
>-8%NBIS Sisters?
Bullish for Anthropic that the only way China could catch up to the US in AI is by stealing and/or subterfuge, in this case going all the way to the top of the Democratic party, you all remember the Chinese spy working on behalf of Dianne Feinstein and now this.
OH N-
NIGGERS
We were supposed to pump to $200
>>62892667>israel and china send a beautiful cuban woman to you
>>62892673
>>62892649Ok, theyre issue ruining it for everyone. Any states with police that use drones will make them more difficult to catch. If you're spying on people and they shoot down your drone with an airsoft gun then that's on you.
ITS A SHORT LADDER ATTACKHODL ZE LINE NIGBIS MARINES
>>62892679>Cuban accents Disgusting
>>62892666As a retard, I don't see why GAAP accounting practices would even allow revulating equity that can't be marked to mark like a true liquid investment. That seems like an anti-GAAP practice in the spirit of what GAAP is supposed to enforce.
niggervideo was at 156 yesterday and now HOOD says their 52 week low is 159. I hate kikes so much its unreal
>>62892672aren't most of the employees at frontier tech firms yellows and jeets? i'm surprised that china is still lagging behind.
BONG!!!What was that? Something happened. WHAT WAS THAT?
>>62887850Of course this happens the day after when I DO decide to buy
>>62892692At this point I'm just going to hold it sell everything
It's going to pump on open right?
>>62892692Did you seriously wait until SOXL pulled a 50 per cent bounce to start buying? holy.
trouble threatening to double tariffs on mexico? ugh
i would have ran nvidia better (i'm an incel who has never touched a woman and never will)
>>62892698trump*
>>62892697YesIn memory of the heights it had reached just two months ago if even that
>>62892687 Call the SEC. I’m sure they will get right on it. Kek
>>62892700have you ever had a beautiful woman bent over in front of you, spreading her ass cheeks for you, revealing her pristine, pink, hairless asshole, though?
Pour one out for the AI baggies who are about to give away their life savings in the line of duty to make sure hedge funds and banks have enough exit liquidity.
>>62892700based
>>62892703So let me guess. You saw all these smiggers yesterday posting about their gains with screenshots and such and you got fomo. So you gave in and boughted?Please remember next time that everyone here is your enemy.
things are HAPPENING
>>62892689Yes it's actually kind of creepy seeing their handlers prep them before their interviews and such.
>>62892694Unironically. Nasdaq futures not even down 1%. Probably crab at worst. Too much market maker shenanigans recently. SPX will stay above 7500, and NDX above 27500. Shit ton of options contracts at those levels.
>>62892708Back to rock bagholder general schizo.
Any LUNR bros in? Actually forgot I was still in but having a nice pump on earnings
Fucking stupid foreign broker won't let me make orders when the market is closed fuck
>>62892715>ai stuff might go down a bit>rest of the market stays relatively greenprobably quite a boring day and likely some judaism tomorrow
>>62892719what type of shit broker do you have...?
>>62892716kek AI baggies
>>62892712Not my first fling with SOXL and I also don't believe the AI doomies but that's basically what happened yeah
>>62892673its funny those faggots were gloating and buying at +15% before the dump and they will literally never get back to that cost basis ever againlmao
Lisa Su. You're our only hope.
What you guys think of the theory that the biggest gains of AI are gonna come from sectors like Healthcare? With AI enhanced research like the nobel prize of protein folding unlocking all the more ways to extract money from boomers?
>>62892734ai sucks ass it's not gonna do shit
>>62892732Ayyymd sucks.
>>62892734if one model finds something, another inevitably will, jewish healthcare companies won't really benefit long term
Im going to regret selling NVDA arent i
>>62892717Damn great numbers they should pump hard.
>https://ipo.anthropic.com/us/anthropic posted their roadshow video apparently to rope in retail baggies?
>>62892734maybe. a big problem right now with health research is a huge lack of test monkeys.
>>62892734I think healthcare is overpriced as fuck right now and in a bigger bubble than tech
Will scoop up some NVDA at the open. Which price should I target? You know it's gonna go lower than the current premarket price right in the first few minutes
>>62892743You're fine. Betting on a huang horse is always loses you the race
>>62892748>>62892717>(-0.02) EPS>30% shortnigger I know you are samefagging trying to pump your bags but I'm not buying that shit
10-20% of nvidia revenue came from smuggled chips? oh it is soo over
>>62892702Your mistake was right on point though, kek
someone BAKE new bread
>>62892761156 was the low yesterday
>>62892725apex clearing
>>62892764>dump 40% on news of 10% lossoverreaction
>>62892767NUH YEHT
>>62892761>>62892771>>62892764140 soon
Saylor's autism aging like fine wine
>>62892757MODERNA CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>62892778t. complacent
>>62892787LLY is going to make so many forever bagholders
I don't know what NBIS is
no new thread? o_O
>>62892788nigger my cost basis is like 160 they can dump the shit another 40% for all I care I'll just double down on it while faggot retards realize losses on Jew fud narrative everyone forgets about by next week
Oh come on, what the fuck is happening premarket? Did Jensen fuck a lithography machine or something!? I don't need no red light therapy!
Still not selling
SPACEKEKS
NIGGEEEEEER
>>62892802Looking at the BRENT and the S&P candle, something happened. Trump's master (Kushner) is right now in Russia.
>>62892763Dude they completely raped all estimates. Beat in every category. Space is going to be the next AI.
>>62892806>muh Trump>muh RussiaYuropoor detected. Obsessed faggot
>>62892810Exactly. As I told you yesterday, I don't respect anyone whose native language is not the adjective form of the name of his country. Colonized cucks without culture :)
>>62892797Will you be buying more at 140?
>>62892806Is there a chance in hell that Trump steps down as president with SOME dignity and lets someone fix the shit he created?
>>62892802people are so bearish on the opening that its being priced in beforehandhonestly I'm pretty bearish short term too, but I'll be DCAing in
>>62892797>>62892813140 soon
are you retarded? I posted the reason
>Trump Says No Deal With Iran Is Needed, US Has Its StraitHe's crashing out again
>>62892814Don't talk about Trump! MAGAKEKS get le sad :(
>>62892810Are you retarded? This shit affects markets.
>Futures
>>62892813>>62892816if you don't buy at 140 you are certified retarded blackest dumbest nigger on /smg/
>>62892164I made so much goddamn money on PM buying it at $88
>>62892814He already sounds 10x softer they probably told him to be a good boy or he's getting impeached.
Imagine voting for Trump and ended up being ruled by Jared Kushner
>>62892819Hes referring to Cuba, I believe.
Is the real bearish price action from anthropic bypassing CUDA? Moat gone.
>>62892823I need one of these.>>62892821>>62892828Seriously though, can he step down? That would be a giga bull signal. I'd be so happy.
Can’t wait for yuropoors to sleep so we dont have to see the whining and seething about blompf
i slurped nvda too early i knew there would be more bad news and i still slurped anyway
>>62892836Blue Texas baby yeeeehaaaaw
>saw someone on wallstreetbets turned 1300 dollars into a million dollars in a few daysI need to stop going there. It's the biggest black pill on earth
>>62892836Btw. I noticed you were gone for a few days, particularly last week, what happened bro? Vacation?
>>62892841every time i go there someone is turning a million into zero, dont blackpill over survivorship bias
>>62892839Ever since that janny quit these threads have been shittier. We used to ban political talk unless it was justifiable to the market.
>>62892838this is so retarded. how much more do they need it to go down???
Buying NVDL today
i can see nvidia dumping, but why is intel and micron and all the other tech companies also joining?
>>62892845What do you think is affecting AI stocks right now retard?
NVDA is being poop and scooped.
>>62892846until all the leveraged gambling retards are cleaned out of the market. we have so far to fall. faggot retard bagholders were celebrating NBIS bullshit earnings not even an hour ago. some faggot shilling LUNR. the markets will be trash until these niggers blow up their shit
Lookin' like a rape-type day, huh.
The thing is retail is making fun of NVDA and jensen and selling too so there is no retard pump like there is with SOXL
who's baking new bread?
>>62892849Misery loves company!
>>62892850UM, Stock market is in AMERICA therefore ANYTHING AMERICAN affects the market!!Youre a huge dumbass. To answer your concern, democrats want to get bribed just as much as republicans did for data centers, so just watch.
>>62892851I'd be careful around it until Jensen's entire wife and gay lover list gets disclosed, even after he's fired because they could reveal that he sold bigly to Choyna or gave up secrets he shouldn't have. Very naughty!
>>62892845Blue Texas matters I think, you know, Datacentres, SpaceX and such
In the ant s1. >They claim they bypassed cuda in 3 days>Anthropic has contracts with nvda that they can cancel as early as 2027 with no penalties
Dump is manipulating the markets again
>order from uber>unsealed bag>so i have to risk the mystery-meat delivery guy having access to my foodi hate this. why can't all the restaurants just seal the damn things?>soxli miss when it was at -3%, a few hours ago
>>62892853normal +/- 3% QQQ day. healthy market behvaior
>>62892873I sold this morning, I wonder if I can catch today's bottom
>>62892870those goyim safety seal stickers for Uber and shit don't even work anyways you can take them off and finger fuck the food and put them back on they don't stick for shit
KEK BAGGIES
>>62892876I went to 30% cash on the tard pump yesterday and I'll rebuy some of the same shit I sold yesterday today. its just demoralizing how shitcoin tier "investing" is nowadays with 0dte spamming retards goombl maxing every soap opera drama
>>62892844I try man. Its just hard, ya know? Got personal shit going on and it doesn't make it better
>>62892734Biggest bottleneck is meat and time. Even If AI designs drug less likely to fail, if you want to see the side effects after two years, then you’ll have to wait two years.Unless AI gets to the point where it can perfectly simulate a human body, you can’t really hit fast forward on clinical trials
DON'T YOU FUCKIN BAKE
>>62892892Do kids even go to Disney land or is it all Reddit adults?
>>62892896>kidsthey aborted all the kids and sold the baby parts to some Jew in israel. Disney is for for adults to get drunk at now
>>62892814>dignityYou're the reason Trump exists in the first place because you're fine with jew cock as long as it's a friendly black man.
>>62892901Samefagging TDS
BAKING
>>62892841it's a good thing /smg/ didn't fud nvidia from 20 bucks 4 years ago all the way to 250Would suck if a lot ofp eople here that could have made it, didn't, because this thread is overwhelmingly bearish 90% of the time even when the market is neon green for days.
>>62892909Whenever I see some guy that bought NVDA early the reason is always the same: I bought NVDA shares because my computer had a NVDA GPU. kek
>>62892914And he wasnt wrong.Buy what you know.
