COLLAPSED AUTHORITY edition>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62892920
I bought my first NVDA shares at 148!
;_; I just want my money back. How do I keep landing on companies that drop in value soon after I buy?>>62893153>bottom in gray>parodySo uh is it for real or just a joke
>he sold
bro please wait till at least the bottom of page 1
I was gonna hit buy at 148 but my phone crapped out on me
I sold...
>recovered 2.5k in 5 min on soxlphew
Did i miss the nvidia dip...fuck why didnt I buy at 150
Whats with the red candle on TTWO?
What's stopping Jensen from going straight to Beijing and going scorched earth?
SOXL to the moon
bulls won again
Turn that :v upside down
stop making threads before the current one is even at bump limit retard.
CASHNADO ALERT!
Ok, surely this is the mother of all bottoms.
NVDA AND SOXL BROS WHERE YOU AT!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
SELL SELL SELL>SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL>SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL>SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL>SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL>SELL SELL SELL
It's supposed to dump when ameritards wake up, wtf is this
BOBO!NOOOOOOOOO!
Bought at $155
if you niggers wont buy niggervideo computer stock at 40% discount because of fud then you should get a fucking job because trading isn't for youif you sold the bottom because of fud you should consider KYS
There are too many people trying to get fucking rich, nothing will ever crash ever while this is true, shit always goes up after all and any crashes
Post your recovering face holders.
Nudevideo inc
>>62893433>at 300>fuck why didnt i buy at 150>at 150>I aint buying that shit
>soxl will be green soonlmao
NVDA ERASES ALL LOSSES AND IS NOW GREEN ON THE WEEKLY
avgo up
It's over.
lol retail showing up to slurp the "dip" as usual. Dumb money gonna dumb money I guess.
>>62893455I got a fill at 150 lol
Jensen has spoken!
shortbros, how are you coping?
>>62893458
We're reaching vanta green status today! Delusional fucking' Bobos.
>DUMP IT>DUMP IT AGAIN>AND AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4
FUCK WHY DIDNT I BUY THE GENERATION DIP AT 150. FUCKKKKK
AMD up>micron and sandisk downThere is some hedge fund balls deep in shorting these stocks that takes every opportunity to try and knock them down even though it makes no sense and sandisk should be triple what it is.
Holy fucking cashnado
>NVDA 160BOBO R U OK?>NVDA 160BOBO R U OK?>NVDA 160BOBO R U OK?
160 now. I missed the shot. Just kill me.
tHE WORM HAS F OuND NEW LIFE AND IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DIGGINGINTOMYBRAIN OH h HWAT J0Y
i got greedy and waited for a further dump
Short squeeze?
>can't buy options during pre marketTHIS IS THE ONLY REASON I CANT MAKE MONEYAAAARGGH
>>62893469AVBROS STAY WINNING
Anons, you know the drill. Buy every dip, especially the ones that are the most irrational.
set my buy order at 140 because of the 140 spam, am I not gonna make it?>>62893463Nvidia hasn't hit 300 yetSoon though
>>62893489i bought only a little at 150 thinking it was gonna go down further
Its a niggerdip ahead of ER so I boughted 30 NVDL and 5 SOXS to hedgeIts atr balanced and i expect retard stronk
>>62893482I miss Bizonacci
>>62893484My AMDL is still down 20%...Never touching these leveraged ETFs again
Bitcoin is getting fucked and creampied hard.
>>62893457Not even rich, basic fucking retirement.The entire world is basically forced to buy the same S&P 500 indexed stocks, directly or indirectly. Even whole fucking governments do this.Allowing the stock market to become some kind of off-loading of retirement planning on the "free market" has been nothing short of disastrous. Most of these companies rarely see scrutiny or any kind of accountability.
>>62893444what is the bump limit, still 300?
>>62893488WMAF is inevitable
>>62893504what even happened to him?
>>62893509360
>>62893378PULL UP NIGGA PULL UP
Which fucking idiot hedge fund manager sold at $153
>>62893498>Buy every dipnot buying your bags, fag.
Kevin deployed the V
>>62893470why are they so orange?
>>62893479I don't like crabbing but at least when it's there it provides an up and down pattern to profit off of
>>62893457The actual problem is that the 'overvalued' stocks are usually not overvalued. Shit like palantir is heavily overvalued but never crashes 90% like it should because of the "not yet priced in" meme. It's companies that make real things and make real money that get hammered the hardest so we never see Dotcom p/e valuations of 1000 'based on future earnings' from companies that are retarded.I think this is by design, algorithms hammer any company that gets too crazy. So there will never be a crash again in the 2008 sense unless the loans dry up, but if loans dry up they just print>they can't do that, inflation will happen!They've proven for over 30 years this isn't the 1980s and the government doesn't give a shit about inflation. Ironical, libcucks hate raygun, but he was the last president to give a shit if your money could actually buy you bigmacs with fries.
Kevin deployed the reverse V
>>62893521fake tans.
>>62893488Smash but never marry Asian girls
>haven't invested in stocks in over years>hear Nvidia dipped because the CEO put his dick in a Chinese women who may or may not have been a Chinese spy >Check the chart. Nvidia is down quite a bit>Zoom out. Nvidia is down quite a lot.>Hmm. Now would be the perfect time to buy. Nvidia is very clearly undervalued. This whole thing is a nothing burger because the fundamentals are too strong>Buy the dip>It keeps dipping>Heh. Not selling. Time to DCA. Nvidia is STILL undervalued >stock starts going back up. Yup, I was right. I'm so smar->Second mistress>Jensen resigns right after that>Stock in freefall>I'm financially obliterated I fucking hate stocks
>>62893513and walk away?
>>62893528Deploy the lambda.
>>62893531why?
Vanta Green! The market will never go down again.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>62893493"The bear does not prepare for Winter with a single meal." —Smig Tzu
>>62893501>>62893505kek
>>62893532
>bought some calls at the "bottom" of NVDAdid... did I actually do something right this time?
>missed the 150I guess I have to wait for the 3rd wench
mizzmizz and runeruin and mizz
>>62893524All Im hearing is to put all your money into appreciating assets
>>62893539Are you sure about that?
>mumus bragging about their star bubble stock going down only 30% in a monthNever change mumu. This is only the beginning.
>>62893532what made you think Nvidia is undervalued when the only thing it seems to be good at is getting lucky and selling over-fit hardware for tensor calculations?
>>62893532larp, what is your price. you're probably only down 5% right now
Gambling everything on spy calls i bougjt on open. Got absolutely heemed yesterday from getting greedy, dont have a stop or limit price. I'll let God sort it out.
>>62893551that's ok anon, the jeet CEO replacement will do that.
>>62893543>160 surpassing the 165 low of the past yearImagine how many people were watching for such an opportunity.
>>62893558What a PIG
>>62893537Race mixing is badT. Vancouver
>>62893547I blew my asshole out with options a few times, letfs are safer for me. And its somewhat hedged and in a gambling account
>>62893532Never put all eggs in one basket
The Market found out about Jensen's 3rd yest to be released Jewish Mistress. Bullish!
>>62893517No bags here, Mr. Unfuckable. Just opportunity.
>>62893558That cow needs to be kept constantly pregnant
>missed 150 NvidiaFuck I want 23 more shares to put me at 100, going to wait, maybe there’ll be more panic near earnings
Ndva can go up $100 in a week and save my call right
WHY ARE YOU BUYING, NVDA NEEDED TO GO LOWER THAN 150
And the delusional market keeps bouncing back.I wonder if even Big Kev can tear this thing down.
If you didn't buy the dip you are RETARDED
Let me guess, the only nvda dip I don't buy is the final one for this news cycle. 192 break even feels a long way away
China will ensure Huang will be replaced by a jeet to doom US AI sector
did that anon who said he was buying puts actually do it? is he okay?
>>62893482these niggers today wouldn't make it in 2022
>>62893553so, not gold then?
>>62893455I got 60 shares at $150-151. I'll add some more before earnings if the price is right.
I shouldve shorted nvidia FUCK
>>62893580It's a textbook bubble.
At least I sold my spy put at open for +75%
>>62893585It's a white woman
>interim CEO is heavily involved with IsraelBUY BUY BUY
>>62893581I don't fucking have money, I bought the dip before this, and the one before that
>>62893532Assuming you bought in the high $170s, we are clearly heading back there even if today's V is slowing down. Price action is just too good.
>>62893596She's a temp
>>62893395I would lose billions in net worth for a girl like Marin.
>>62893587They would be the ones telling me we need Rate Cuts after the first 10% dip.
>>62893602This is literally how I feel about the current market conditions desu.
>>62893593So does everyone say.I am tired of waiting for the pop.
>>62893586unfortunately none of the persistence permabears in this thread ever manage to truly bankrupt themselves and fuck off.
>>62893603Ope
>>62893596That's the interim replacement though.Honestly, his replacement must be Taiwanese. NVDA's relationship to Taiwan is very important.
Jensen Huang?More like Jensen's Wang.
CVX
>>62893588Gold moves w the market (high beta) but it does appreciate vs inflation (eg 20 years)Im more into copper and silver
I'M FUELING UP THE FIREFLOATING SO MUCH HIGHERI’M FREE FROM ALL THE PRESSURENO CHAINS CAN LAST FOREVER (FOREVER)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksnpaellAE
>>62893580Cope
>no tripfags in thread>super comfy If only every day could be like this
>>62893596>It's a white womanshe is jewish
>>62893597>interim CEO is a finance babby with no actual engineering experience who joined nvidia only after it was already established as a dominating force in PC GPUsget out
>missed 150>know that if I buy at 160 it will dump
in hindsight I should have bought wayyyyy more at 150 you niggers never appreciate the cashnados. Donald even helped out this morning with his fake spooky tweet for maximum drama value from the bots:(
NatGas above 90.SEA is now a good buy i think
>>62893484they let me get in on sneedisk at 800 so I am pretty happy about that
>>62893626>misses 160
>GLD drilling new lowsLMAO ROCK BAGGIES
>>62893626It wont, its only up from here
does he get a severance at least?
>>62893625You retards do realize Jensen doesn't actually design the chips, right? His job was to use his BAC to secure deals with Singaporean shell corps.
If you are ever feeling down about your gains just remember someone sold calls at the open and you are less heemed than them
>le fake dump>le forced pumpWake me up when this bubble actually poppeded'd
>>62893558Her boobs are too big.
Bears the one having faith in justice, logic and in math.Bulls are the ones having faith in greed and nepotism. This is why bulls always win.
>Coletette Kress got her MBA from fucking SMU business schoolyeah Nvidia is fucking DOOMED. not even Stanford, Harvard or Wharton?
>>62893566I feel like knocking up an Asian broad as a white guy is playing Russian roulette.
>>62893626there are probably a bunch of people who bought at these levels and held through the entire premarket dump.
this is it? this is the dip? should've bought premarket.
IT WAS A FAKE PUMP RUN FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUN
i made a little bit of money in 10 minutes on nvidia today ;)
>>62893646We're not able to cryo-freeze people yet.
Nothing ever happens.
HOLY SHIT IM GREEN
>>62893626Just wait until tomorrow if you're scared of short term loss. Might go down a bit if people get worried about possible news over the weekend.
>>62893659
I feel for my boy Huang, I work with a bunch of massive hogs (and that’s a good thing).Just leave MU computer alone, baka.
Will he go back to Denny's maybe?
>>62893378>Jensen sticks his Huang into some bimbo>somehow this means NVDA's chips are no longer in demand and its business isn't printing money anymoreYou retards are panic selling over nothing, NVDA will be $300 a share this time next year.
Some information as to the real reasons behind the Huang red herring story. And the geopolitics involved in outing him (he was lobbying against an all out AI trade war which is beginning).There was a fight going on inside the Trump cabinet whether to do this (AI trade war). It appears someone has acted prior to Trump visit to China. Possibly to sabotage it with the leaking.Nov-11th South Chine Morning Post"Hong Kong's South China Morning Post, reporting from Beijing and Shanghai, identifies three strategic objectives behind Washington's renewed push:- Closing the overseas cloud-computing loophole that allows Chinese companies to rent advanced American AI processing capacity.- Disrupting semiconductor transfers through third countries, particularly intermediaries supplying Chinese buyers.- Using the new congressional balance of power to strengthen and institutionalise export restrictions, potentially through the US defence legislation."Nov-12th, Chinese FM"China's technological progress relies on independent innovation and open cooperation. The US should stop fabricating so-called espionage narratives to find excuses for imposing a technological blockade."So far not retaliation has been announced.
Nvidia won't go down to 150 again huh
This is the period where people do not believe that the AI tech bubble is bursting and are buying the dip. Once all the risk taker retail money is all used up, the fall of tech will resume.
>AAPL silently wins
>>62893640>does he get a severance at least?He gets a happy ending on the way out
>>62893669>start tomorrow's tasksEvery once in a while I hear something that makes me so fucking glad I work in healthcare admin where we're legally not allowed to have a backlog and chronologically don't have tomorrow's tasks yet.
You're all pathetic fags with no conviction "Wahhh it didn't go down to 150 why didn't iiiiii"Stfu bitch
>162 before correction
>>62893673It means he and his (former) company have been breaking the law and their non-China revenue (and there fore non-China demand) is smaller than they have been claiming
>>62893676Wait until tomorrow babe
>>62893671elon is trying to hire him for terafab right now
>>62893673>You retards are panic selling over nothingI am frothing the sell hype so I can buy cheaper
Nigga, it’s over.
>>62893378buying opportunity
I don't understand bear niggers. Why the fuck would you pick sides in the AI hype? Just ride the AI hype wave and realize your gains when you've met your target. Whether AI succeeds or not is irrelevant.
Can anyone explain premarket to me, how can you trade when stock exchanges haven't opened the market yet
It's going to surpass 162...?
>>62893378Should I?
>>62893710Depends if you have your foreskin or not
>>62893713POR QUE NO?
>people celebrate the fact it bounced from -13 to -6.5
Least obvious bear trap of all time
>>62893713Watch it go down to 150 again
>>62893675Here's the reaction last time this kicked off.- 3 Dec 2024 - China restricts exports of gallium, germanium, antimony and superhard materials to the US. Tightens graphite end-user controls.- 13 Jan 2025 - Beijing condemns expanded US AI-chip export controls and threatens countermeasures.- 4 Feb 2025 - China imposes export controls on tungsten, tellurium, bismuth, molybdenum and indium.- 4 Apr 2025 - China introduces export controls on seven categories of medium and heavy rare earths, including yttrium, scandium, terbium and dysprosium.- Apr 2025 - US imposes additional licensing requirements on Nvidia H20 AI-chip exports to China.- 21 May 2025 - China threatens legal action against entities enforcing US restrictions on Huawei Ascend chips.- 13 Sep 2025 - China launches anti-discrimination investigation into US semiconductor restrictions and anti-dumping investigation into American analogue chips.- 9 Oct 2025 - China expands rare-earth-related export controls, including rules affecting materials and technologies destined for advanced semiconductor manufacturing.- 9 Nov 2026 - China extends suspension of October 2025 export restrictions until 10 Jan 2027.- 12 Nov 2026 - Beijing accuses Washington of using espionage allegations as a pretext for technological containment.- 27 Nov 2026 - Scheduled expiry of suspension of US-specific gallium, germanium, antimony and graphite restrictions, unless extended.- 10 Jan 2027 - Scheduled expiry of suspension of additional October 2025 rare-earth and related export controls.Note the extensions, to the reprieves from Chinese retaliations from the last round, that Trump negotiated, were just about to expire. That's why Trump was going to China. Huang was supposed to be with him. Advising that this war would likely cripple the US first is full retaliation came. Someone scuppered it. Theres almost no point in going to China now. There could be a real raw material shotage for chip sector if not controlled.
Kurumi curse officially not broken...
Ah, there it is. The red rod.
COLETTE KRESS SHAGGED JENSEN HUANG HOLY FUCK SELL SELL SELL
>tastylive chud: who stands to gain from jensen being out?good question, collette herself? could this have been an inside job? were they gunning for the throne from within? did collette shoot for the king and NOT MISS?
Uhhh bwos?
Huang resigned; NYT claims another scalp. They sure do love to expose and ruin people.Is this bullish or bearish?
Jensen could have fucked this instead...
WTFWT AAAAAAAAA
>>62893710>Can anyone explain premarket to methere are markets around the world that open/close at different times and some exchanges allow trading 'after hours' but claim price discovery and volume are limited. For the big boys there is separate trading in 'dark pools' where large positions are traded to help keep buyers/sellers confidential. Eventually there will be 24/7 trading all over (there is some now)
>>62893713Earning on the 17th so you can wait for those and buy at 175 instead
SPX down 0.4%.>It's over>This is the big one>Sell now or lose everything>Black swan incoming>AHHHHHH
Why does your company care if you cheated or whatever That's a personal matter
>>62893736walled as fuck dude; the asian was way prettier and much, much tighter.
>>62893713Join me in death
>>62893637That's me. I am being raped. Help.
We are gonna need a third Woman affair it seems some of you missed the 150 automatic buy in:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvI7uHqMOc
You sold on the top of the exit pump like the rest of us, right anon?
the bears have won. Jensen made bobina cum
You're supposed to sell the top, stupid.
>>62893743nvda's board done goofed big time imho
>Chink pussy just wiped out billions in an instantI kneel...
>>62893743Dumbass
>>62893675>>62893725Appreciate the information, anon.
>>62893743It was with a potential spy and then a subordinate.
>>62893736I really need to make it already so I can deal in the real world investing in asian pussy. White women really need to figure out this wall already. Is it the diet or just genetics?
My puts nigga
>>62893750I closed one of my positions at breakeven. I can feel another real-ass niggerdump coming, and I want as much cash on hand as possible.
>>62893710>>62893738He's right. For a retail investor, every good broker will let you participate in the premarket and after hours trading. The only catch is that you can only place limit orders, and it can be difficult to get your order filled due to low liquidity. Extremely easy to get a bad entry (particularly if you try to get cheeky with slurping earnings dips) or miss out on a buying opportunity with an unlucky limit order.
>>62893673With Jensen smoked out of the picture AI regulatory capture for OpenAI and ANT is all but certain. No open models allowed anymore dooms NVDA's margins going forward
>>62893676probably not. that was probably the actual for real bottom and you niggers fudded it
Time to buy back into soxl soon?
>>62893750why would you sell when jensen leaving is priced in? earnings are coming up and they're going to be good probably. the whole bull case was that this was fake and gay and I think the rally confirmed it.
>>62893774>.dgboomer moment
AVGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQgOqF3t7AU
>>62893747>boughted at 156nicei am willing to, but also am reluctant this anon is right >>62893724but then i think this is likely to happen >>62893739
I'm only half as raped as I was about an hour ago
do i buy nvda now?
>>62893665same my heavy AMZN bags are finally pumping.
>>62893683NVDA is going to report the best earnings in the history of the company on Tuesday and nigger pump 20% in 1 day while everyone finds some other fake and gay narrative to latch onto
>>62893675>>62893725Good take
>>62893790buy AVGO niggahock tan finna get all the bitches he don't GIVE A FUCK
Gold hits the 2-Year SMA
das it mane
Chinese pussy must be the most euphoric feeling on the planet because what the FUCK.
BREAKING NEWS:Uncle Sam reportedly had SEX with ladyboy in ThailandTHE US DOLLAR IS FINISHED!
>>62893593Traditional market dynamics no longer apply. 90% of all stocks are owned by billionaires and institutional investors. Do you really think the share the same low rung perspective of the 10% of retail investors that /biz/ echo chambers. The market is a store of value for the ultra wealthy while the dollar is being devalued to effectively pay off the nation's sizeable debt. How is this not clear to everyone?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62893792Yeah their earnings are pretty much guaranteed to be good cause it's bolstered by sales to China
what if Jensen goes to CBRS???
I buyed the deep, know who long for wait?
>>62893806Thai ladyboys are gods gift to the world
>>62893784Not even his worst moment. The man couldn't tell black people apart. He did pic-related twice.
>>62893713Do it you no balls BITCH
>>62893806>>62893816i want one so much but i can't afford to fly there
>>62893806Gonna go jerk off to ladyboys to calm myself down
>>62893807oy vey...the goyim know
>>62893743Because he's the CEO and face of the brand. Imagine him giving conferences and going on TV doing his normal stuff and everyone listening knows he commits infidelity. That used to be a crime, we can't have people going around cheating on their loved ones. It's not a societal trait we want to encourage and it instantly ruins a person's reputation. If he was single and slaying chink spy pussy it would be way less of an issue.
I think we can even break 165 today. Resistance for testing that level was pretty weak.
Don't billionaires have access to resources that can perform background checks on everyone around them?Or just have access to fucking young hot White women? Not some chinkoid.
>>62893822Same, I just want to hold her little body and dominate her in every possible position.
>>62893378Damn I didn't think they would fire him for the Chinese spy thing, but I never expected the 2nd internal affair. I've been watching leather jacket man do GPU presentations since like 2015. I think the stock will recover but still, kind of crazy. I hope they don't shut down the gaming division or open source embracing.
>Dawn - Your career in Finance was a great memory for me. ;)> ;)What did she mean by this? Maybe she can get honeypotted by Chinese pussy too?
>>62893827you should marry your imouto
JESUS CHRIST!!NEW NVIDIA CEO REPORTEDLY A "SIZE QUEEN" AND IS HAVING *HOT SEX* WITH 19 YEAR OLD CARIBBEAN INTERN
>>62893784>>62893818
>>62893812he'll probably get a job licking hock tan's left nut all day and like it too
>>62893800New lows for the year. The yellow metal fears the (possible) 0.25% rate hike.
>>62893810Dude dems want to end tariff war if anything they could allow normal exports to China soon.
>>62893818>>62893839christ how embarassing
BREAKING: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has reportedly threatened to drive oil prices near zero by pumping at full capacity unless Russia stops sending Iran weapons that end up with the Houthis.
>>62893743If you can't even be honest towards the person you swore your life to then you have no credibility whatsoever.
>>62893436The Feds. It's technically illegal and treason. He might go to Tesla for musk though
>Jensen firedTHAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HELPING CRYPTO/AIFAGS YOU BASTARD!!!!
>>62893800chart still looks like shit I'm not touching it any time soon
AVGOGOGOGOGOGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX1eTdBlqIY
>>62893825Shalom, my jigga. I invested in Israeli Defense & Aerospace stocks, and it's been rocketing ever since.
>>62893848Chevron bros were so back
>>62893829Only people who like white women are blacks and indians. Maybe we'll see.one of the jeet ceos in trouble one day for banging a Russian spy
Can someone find a better version of pic related? Need it for when Jensen gets replaced.
>>62893769Did you forget where you put them?
>>62893860> whenanon i........
BREAKING: Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has reportedly "DEEP THROATED" large amounts of MIGRANT WORKER COCK.The stock market is NOT taking this lightly.
>>62893800gold is done forindustrial use went up too much for it to continue being a store of valueit's just another commodity now
>>62893848How. They can just finish of the EW pipeline and fully blockade Saudi ships. Or better yet. Just destroy the port pumping infrastructure
>>62893839>mistook unga bunga for bix noodmany such cases
>>62893848Fake news
>>62893852The pivot from video games to crypto to AI was masterfully perform though. Its what took NVDA from a consumer company to a B2B megacorp.
COCKWATCH:Protect your investment with our CEO sex tracker tool. Just 9.99 a month.
>>62893868China hits a new vein frequently. There's a reason the US strayed from a gold backed currency...
Holy kek gold baggies
>>62893848Holy based
Imagine if NBIS delivered and if Jensen could control his DICK. A better world...
>>62893864>Colette KressNevermind.
>midterms over>Suddenly everyone wants to pump oilI love everyone's politics being controlled by speculators alone
>>62893884Looks like it's time to buy
Why did SPCX go up?
>"My day starts with Israel meetings, and only then continues to California."BULLISH BUY BUY BUYhttps://en.globes.co.il/en/article-trillion-dollar-woman-1001453025
Gold dropping so low at market open can only be the sign of massive margin calls. FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD! HE TRUSTED JENSEN!
>>62893889Are you fucking stupid. Its nothing to do with that. See above. I explained it. Its a heating up of the trade waragain.
>Huang gets caught selling ai tech with obvious military applications to China (treason)>nigger faggots only talk about who he banged>mfw
I want NVDA to go up but to be fully satisfied I want AVGO and AMD to go down inversely.
He sold?
>broke 165LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bears are about to figure out what infinite risk means on shorts for NVDA
>>62893884I've been waiting patiently but I don't think now is the time. The lower it is once my other assets ATH the better.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IF YOU INVEST IN PRECIOUS METALS YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GENERAL. GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT ZONE. WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIN IN HERE
>>62893910>puts? never heard of him
>>62893818>>62893839All look same
>>62893900Can anyone confirm that this is true or not?
I just wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday. My portfolio was doing pretty good just when the crash happened and celebrating it when so many other people where suffering was incredibly bad taste. Apologies.
SOXL bros
>>62893909a moment of silence for those that missed both 150 AND 160
AVGOVGOOGOOGOOGOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNB5yJq9DhQ
>bobos absurdly cocky>spy swinging 50 cents a minute but not dumping>pink wojaks are plentiful >FUD off the chartsYou niggas can't be falling for this fr
>>62893378>resignation dump reversed>2nd affair dump halfway revertedCAM ON NIGVIDEO
>>62893929>He bought the dip
>Jensen ousted>Chinese stocks down
>>62893883No, Chinese citizens have desperately bought a shit ton of gold to try an escape the housing crash and tech crash. Gold is becoming a worthless commodity because a bunch of Chinese grandmas just have it as paper weight
>>62893929Yeah bro, I'm sure the AI God that will make infinite money is right around the corner.
>>62893929you are supposed to buy things when they are cheap and then later you sell them when they are expensive
if people know its gonna be a killer q3 why wouldnt it be priced in?
>dropping under 165BUY BUY BUY, above 170 at close I am calling it
>>62893934they lost their biggest supplier lmao
Hello Colette babyGlad to see you're now CEO of NVIDIA. Looking very tasty I must say baby oh yes DING DONG. Hope you don't mind me showing you my shagging technique how I intend to fuck you after the next earnings call. Bet you love that don't you you horny little tart. Oh yes baby. God you're tasty.
Someone had sex so you have to lose money sorry
>>62893929There will be a real dump tomorrow cause of the PPI which will be ass.
>>62893942KEK
>>62893929>why yes, I WILL buy this chart with leverage
>>62893904Potus commits treason daily.People dont give a shit anymore
I want bash Howard Lutnicks head in with a hammer.
>>62893951no he doesn't you retarded libcuck
>>62893941I set a sell order for half my shit at 174 the other half I'm taking into earnings going for 180+
>slurping Nvidia>when a significant portion of its revenue was literally just proven illegal
AVGO going to 600 btwnew NVDA CEO will enact a 0 tolerance policy while hock tan rubs his nuts on jensen's foreheadAVGO GO GO GO
LOGIC DOES NOT APPLY, HERE. THIS MARKET WILL NOT STOP BOOMING. BUBBLE THIS? FUCK THAT. SPLISH SPLASH IN MY BUBBLE BATH.VANTA GREEN.VANTA GREEN.VANTA GREEN.
>>62893942This. Democrats are mega ultra anti-chinese and now they have probable cause to ruin the Chinese market
>>62893958oh no illegal! somebody tell literally every other company.
>>62893958we just priced in the illegal part.
>Trump Says Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Resigned, Proposes Tim Cook As Replacement – TSLAyy lmao
>>62893958Nigga who cares about LAWS and shit?
>>62893958smiggers are retardedthis is literally THE opportunity for AVGO and GOOG to step in and eat NVDA's dinnerthey'll have lawsuits up the ass for next 3 years which is the cycle peak lmfao
>>62893958nigger it was down 40% you stupid faggot
>>62893958this is literally why i didnt buy it yet. they will be cracking down on nvidia now even more than ever, add this to dems in power. ed zitron reported that amazon is just stocking gpus without being able to use it for anything so apparently theres a surplus of gpus and not scarcity at all. the future may be grim
>>62893895People pricing in a Jensen acquisition
>>62893964you're actually retardedcompanies regularly pay gigantic fines for this kind of shit
>>62893970this is the slurp for GLD. Tech has a long way to work out whatever is going on
>>62893958You can literally say this about every corporation retard.
>>62893947I hope I can leverage that properly
>>62893980>goldfiddy approves
>>62893976>buying gpus and keeping them in storage is somehow not bullishThe China income is only 7b
>>62893976>zitron saysLmao. You retards still listen to that gaming journo?
>>62893929>fron god us real nigs know, bobo aint bussin like that
>>62893976Zitron has been saying for a while that Jensen apparently stockpiles GPU's and has been wondering for months what the fuck was happening with them. Turns out they were going to China LMAOThere is NO WAY a scandal of this magnitude will go away with Jensen
>>62893980you niggers have been slurping gold for months and it just keeps getting raped and the chart still looks like dogshit
>>62893934their market was already closed way before it announced
>>62893978oh no fines! a literal shaving off of a quarter's revenue.someday retards like you will realize a fine only makes it a crime for poor people.
>dxy breaking to new highs>10y yield back above 5%, looking to break the early Oct highs>golden bull still well underway
JENSEN HUANG'S COCK RING HITS AUCTION WITH A GUIDE PRICE OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS
What a boring ass day. Total nothing burger
>>62893982There is a difference between what you think is "illegal" because you're a fucking retard with your own legal system made up in your head, versus the world's most valuable company doing blatantly illegal shit pretty much out in the open. They will get fucked and you'll be left holding bags. I hope you remember this post and seethe and cope hard when that happens.
>>62893673this is just cover story for the real reason to sell-off.they have competition in the spaces people care about: AI compute.
>>62893991It'll hit one day.
>Nvidia in shambles>All ai shown to basically be a money pit with no planned upside>Chinese tech bust and desperate attempt to shift to robotics>Democrats coming into office and unintentionally ruining the economy by implementing stricter rules>Gas pump wars as OPEC/Iran/russia go into price war to squeeze each other outGET READY FOR NIGGER DECADE
>>62893980>still buying gold. you are literally brain dead
>>62893937nvidia is already making close to infinite money
>>62893958Unironically no one cares. Trump is already floating amnesty again, you really think the people in charge want to disrupt the status quo and threaten the gravy train?
>>62894013Why
>>62894013I got told this by 3 people on /smg/ when I bought MRNA during hanta virus.
someone bake a new
>>62894012>All ai shown to basically be a money pit with no planned upsidepure feels
>>62894015kek!
>>62894013Is this a bot? Gold is the best performing asset of this century besides Bitcoin. You'd be retarded not to have a small gold allocation at this point.
>>62893958you think demand will go away because something is illegal?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD DOING WHERES MY EMERGENCY RATE CUT HOLY SHIT
>>62894029> monthits earnings season dumbo
>>62893966>trump is now pumping nvdaholy bullish
>>62894036they're hiking rates by 50 basis points you muppet
>>62893395Damn you people stop buying! We could have had it way cheaper>>62894035Quick someone tell every drug dealer ever
>>62894006>They will get fucked and you'll be left holding bags. I hope you remember this post and seethe and cope hard when that happens.Nigger how NEW are you? Companies get hit with "massive" fines all of the fucking time that are a drop in the bucket of their overall earnings. Moreover, they get the most Jewish lawyers to reduce the fines in court and pay a pittance. This happens ALL the time.
i bought at $165 it will go down now you are welcome
STONEX JUST DOWNGRADED NVDA SELL SELL SELL
>>62894003BASED
>>62894045>6.3% probability
>>62894050sell please
/smg/gers, nothing interesting is happening today.No reason for me to hang in here.See ya.
>>62894050I just sold so it should actually go up anon, sorry
>>62894050
>>62894006You dumb fucking nigger lol
>>62894045>50lollmao
why is no one talking about this,,,,
>>62894077because it already happened
Post yfw NVDA's new ceo is a jeet.
>>62894077nobody actually cares about AMD long termthey're a meme and inflated by Nvidia going down
>>62894077Only bad investments get shilled here, you should know that
>>62894083Would cement it as a bubble lol.