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How many more? Edition

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62896056
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>s-surely this time the bubble will pop!
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New trump post. Looks like iran and trump have finally come up with reasonable terms for a peace deal
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African American market
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Why would you invest in Nigvidia now she's the ceo?
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Melanin enriched market
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cbrs + 20%
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>>62896829
good for a pump
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>>62896824
just checked and its real
wtf???
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>>62896821
What goes through the mind of a bear, they must be miserable.
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>>62896840
AI hype not slowing down
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Youtube took forever to turn a profit. AI not turning one doesn't phase me.
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>>62896851
generally whatever the jews inject them with through the media
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>>62896809
1 affair: fuckup
2 affairs: major fuckup
3 affairs: aspirational, the envy of all his peers
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>>62896851
bears made sense a week ago but now everything is priced in its time to go back up like normal.
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>>62896821
I would respect Ed Nigger if he showed his portfolio and saw him banking on the AI collapse
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>>62896854
Youtube had sugar daddy google printing money.
Nebius has a bunch of pigs as exit money as for sugar daddy.
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>>62896824
Too coherent, and grammar and spelling too good. Fake.
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>>62896863
Do you really think a former gaming journalist has a "portfolio"?
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>>62896821
some brutal crashouts from bobo trannys this week. with plenty more to come im sure.
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>>62896865
there are randos on YouTube creating full fledge video games that are actually fun to play with a claude sub
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>>62896868
Sure. A big one, no, but not nothing.
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Damn this thread is off to a retarded start
I need to keep better track of what the market is doing during these periods of higher than normal LLM booster activity.
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Remember when the whole world economy hinged on YouTube yeah that was a fun time
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>>62896821
Put your tounge where your anus is bobos and short AI stocks, buy puts whatever have you. And post screenshots here.
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>>62896882
i don't think that was ever a thing
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>>62896888
Tongue*
I am retarded but not as much as the bears
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>>62896877
I think the dude just wants to be a tech journo, specifically the kind back in the good old days.
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>>62896890
Yeah no shit fuckface
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>>62896869
>if you were really on the verge of recursive self improvement, why would you need Wall Street at all?
Obviously because it takes multi trillions of dollars in compute to hit RSI.And then once RSI is hit compute will be the only bottleneck, so more compute yet is still needed. Trillions upon trillons of dollars
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>>62896882
Not really. It was just people like memearino sperging out.
>its a fweak show people!
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So... let me get this straight:
>not a pedo
>nof fucking gay
>made AI a true arms race
>hyped everyone into a new era
>not a fraud like Musk
>a visionary once in a lifetime
>unique style different from the classic suit or random jeans+t-shirt
And we have to "hate" him because he fucked some whores???
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHARGES OFFICER?
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>>62896829
She's kinda hot desu
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>>62896890
It also hinged on Facebook and a bunch of other companies that are no longer around. That sector of industry is largely still around but concentrated in mostly Meta and Google.
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>>62896829
which of her subordinates will she be sleeping with? How long until she implements DEI hiring.
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>>62896907
>And we have to "hate" him because he fucked some whores???
who said this
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>>62896907
possibly smuggled 20%+ NVDA compute revenue to china using illegal southeast Asian mediaries
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Surely NVDA will recover.

>>62896907
Sold chips to China when there was a sanction. It's still a nothing burger because THE RETARDS IN OFFICE ALREADY KNEW and tried to brush it under the rug.
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>>62896809
>How many more?
DER POSTILLON is on it
https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/11/nvidia-mehr-zeit.html
>Nvidia CEO resigns to have more time for his affairs
>12.11.26
>Santa Clara (dpo) – He is the central figure at the world's largest chip manufacturer, but now Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is stepping down. According to his own statement, the 63-year-old wants to reduce his workload to have more time for his numerous affairs.
>"In my full-time job as CEO of one of the world's largest companies, I have been criminally neglecting my various affairs lately due to work," Huang explained. "That will change now after my resignation."
>According to reports, the Taiwanese native wants to withdraw from public life and dedicate himself to his various affairs.
>"Some of them are personally offended because they only learned about my other affairs through the media," Huang continued. "I hurt them. Yet they always supported me. I will try to mend these relationships."
>Huang stated that he would make every effort in the next few days to personally apologize to Alice, Kimberly, Janine, Anna, Olivia, Charlotte, Lin, Barbara, Olivia again, Evelyn, Sarah, Anne, Valery, Kathrin, Maxime, Jane, Felicia and to anyone else he may have forgotten.
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>>62896907

Lawyer here - I actually would bet this is not the case. Whether he came clean or not, the 2nd affair with a subordinate is basically always a firing offense under the sexual harassment and/or code of conduct policy, whether you are a CEO or not.

The lies may be part of it, confidence shattering and trust yada yada, but if you didn't fire them for the COC/SH violation, you would be in for near infinite liability because it ends up as evidence that the culture from the top was tolerant of violations, etc. THis is not conjecture, it's what has basically always happened in the legal realm when companies try to work around it. Look at Acti-Blizzard.
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Xommy
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>>62896901
this guy used to sell books back in ~2012 and they were full of basic spelling and grammar errors. hes a meth head rastafarian these days living in a sewer in vegas.
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>>62896926
gross and flabby
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>>62896926
Probably a hicklib
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>>62896926
Fat pig
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>>62896921
>lawyer here
Imagine sitting in a courtroom facing a very serious charge, fighting for your life and you look over and your lawyer is shitposting on 4chan.
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>>62896921
Could you tell me what you think about the illegal export situation Mr. Lawyer anon, I am not that familiar with details but it looks like Nvidia sold some gpus to some Singaporean company and then those gpus ended up being in china, they were presumably sold by that Singaporean company, this doesn't affect or make Nvidia liable correct?
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>>62896918
the investors will obviously care if they are speculating that the export restrictions are closing off a large market that is potentially massive and could be accessed in the event of lifted restrictions, only to randomly find out that said market may not be as big as expected because a chunk of it is already captured but wasnt disclosed to them. who gives a fuck what the retard government did or didnt know
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>>62896896
/v/ here. I remember when my entire industry told me to go fuck myself and accept endless slop.
It was 2025.
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>>62896907
I don't hate him at all. I love this fuck and will miss him greatly but it's very evident this new baggage makes him unfit to continue being the CEO. They have their public image to worry about but Jensen will forever be the GOAT.
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>>62896921
>wagie thinks the CoC applies to the CEOs cock
Lmao. Get a load of the junior associate over here! Niggas probably got a Seiko on.
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>>62896932
rocker did you hear my kevin track?
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You only get one chance. Buy everything.
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>>62896809
lmao
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>>62896932
>mfw my lawyer accidentally calls the black judge a nigger
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NVIDIA = guy in red shirt
Asian guy = Jensen
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>>62896940
Kevin track? Im not familiar.
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>>62896941
How come you fucks always say this after hours
By the time the market opens the dump will be over. Whats the point?
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>>62896950
I made this song
https://vocaroo.com/1dJUeZaquYQ1
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Rocker tongues Swiftie's anus (at least he'd wish he would)
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>>62896921
>THis is not conjecture, it's what has basically always happened in the legal realm when companies try to work around it. Look at Acti-Blizzard.
Wasn’t the absolute cultural gutting that ensued for Blizzard an absolute mistake?
They haven’t been able to make profitable games ever since they neutered the bro culture workforce, right?
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>>62896932
I would actually want a lawyer who isnt a stupid bitch normie.
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>>62896959
/v/ here again.
The "rape culture" allegations made towards activision blizzard were made by one jew who hated video games. Look it up. He fessed up years later.
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>>62896915
Ok, again:
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHARGES? Who matters if some SEAMONKETS resell the GPUs to Winnipoh?
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>>62896966
Schrier, if I recall correctly
Im not a twitter/x user so I dont know ecelebs, and I dont remember his first name, but it was that guy.
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>>62896941
https://youtu.be/aZPHrwn2fTw?si=I2zm_N3QlaPVgn7W

ONE CHANCE.
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>>62896956
I saved the link. Ill have a listen when I get home from work.
>>62896959
Scoopsies did you end up hacking the guy that doxxed you last night and wipe out all his bank accounts? Also, I think you look kinda cute in those little tranny glasses you wear...
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>>62896967
Thats what I've been saying.
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>>62896926
Slam pig
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>>62896975
>Scoopsies did you end up hacking the guy that doxxed you last night and wipe out all his bank accounts? Also, I think you look kinda cute in those little tranny glasses you wear...
Go back to your containment board in /bant/ weirdo
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>>62896967
>Who matters if some SEAMONKETS
ESL please go
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>>62896961
I personally would prefer a jew to represent me. For christ sake they can even find legal loopholes in God's own rules.
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>>62896975
Bant fags need to go back
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HAPPENING

The female Warren Buffet is a mega bull, BUY BUY BUY
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>>62896953
its gonna dump a lil more, buy monday.
tards are tarding because they see red.
Bullish for 2 more years at least.
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>futures
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>>62896985
>fifty dollars
This is a crypto thread
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>>62896982
>>62896984
Samefagging is frowned upon in this general. I know this because I FUCKING CREATED THE GENERAL!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT WEBSITE!!!
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>>62896967
holy fuck are bulls retarded
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>>62896982
Nigga the most famous christian in history got betrayed by the most famous jew in history. Absolutely not.
They will switch up on you just to subjugate another goy.
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>>62896809
Of course. Jensen will have had over 1000 affairs by the end of the year.
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>>62896994
>the most famous jew in history
Bob Dylan?
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>>62896975
Cool. Just FYI, it's a trance song with vocal samples from this Kevin speech
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomcpresconf20261028.htm
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>>62896994
St. Paul was betrayed by Moses?
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>>62896985
paul does the trading not nancy
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>>62896991
That's a retard first and bull second
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>>62896990
Meds (zyklon b)
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Just buy everything forever.
Bull out.
RISE.
RISE.
RISE.
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>>62896985
What's this fag shilling?
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>>62896985
Trump family investments have outperformed Nancy. Get with the times.
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ceo's should be assigned a shareholder chastity cage that auto locks when the company enjoys more than 3 consecutive quarters of growth
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>>62897016
no clue didnt click on the video i just thought it was a funny thumbnail
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>>62896991
>I sell you a cactus
>2 days later you are found dead because of anus related injuries with a cactus shoved up your ass
Does this make me liable for your retardation in any shape or form just because I sold you something?
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>time to buy the Enron dip!!!
>I'm slurping Worldcom cheapies!!!
>Nortel Networks is on sale!!!
>Lehman Brothers has never been this cheap!!!
>I'm going all-in on the Bear-Sterns dip!!!
lmao AI bagholders
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>>62896999
Bob Dylan is jewish?
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>>62897012
I dont need meds. Its true. It was me and Edward Charles Edmond Bang Sr. Created /smg/ (formally /rhg/) in 2015. Now bend the knee chud.
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>>62896991
the retard here is you. china will continue buying gpus. no one cares about the smuggling, its priced in. the only bearish news that could come out is if jensen leaked chip designs or something but seeing how theyre putting off talking with him until around thanksgiving it gives this time to run up.
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The second NVDA employee:
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>>62897028
>He's a milf enjoyer
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Nvidia shouldn't have fired him. They should have a rotation harem for the top executives.
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>H-HE DIDNT WEAR THE SACTIONS CLITTY CAGE AND SOLD CHIPS TO HECKIN CHINA NOOOOOO
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>>62897028
>chink, white bitch, and now a latina
ok this is hilarious
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>>62897024
jews are extremely overrepresented in the media. they had some wars about in the 20th century in europe.
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why is byd getting murdered by traders every day? it's such a good company.
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>>62897028
Okay now THIS is based, you just know she will put your cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.
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>>62897019
I watched the video. Its shilling for a company called ElectricBrands AG. Are you familiar with the eBussy?
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>>62897020
>>62897027
what are these copes
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Kospi predictions?
Also, do any of you retards actually trade in the korean market or do you just like to laugh at the worst korea when they loose their lifesavings because of leverage?
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picked this up for $3 at the thrift store, is it worth reading or is he just a loser and reading this will give you the perspective of a loser? im asking my frens itt who are obviously NOT losers...
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>buy the dip, this is the bottom.
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How do I prepare for two more years of this?
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>>62897033
>he has an adult women fetish!?
>nooooooo why isn't he raping children like every other billionaire!?
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>>62896932
pic related

>>62896933
Less clear cut than the COC/SH case. Need to convince every single shell company (Megaspeed, SpeedMatrix, Apex, all the way up to Alibaba) to give up their records or get their country of tax-filing to force them to comply. Already we're seeing problems with Singapore(https://www.mha.gov.sg/media-room/newsroom/singapore-investigations-into-alice-huang-huang-le-and-megaspeed-international-pte-ltd/). I have zero hope that both Malaysia and China will play ball either.


Frankly I don't think he did it for pussy, its the Chinese-American problem that he's too Chinese to be white and too American to be Chinese, someone is gonna exploit that insecurity and its far worse than needing to wet your dick. I shouldn't need to convince you that the need for an identity can easily overwhelm the need to keep your balls on your person.
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>>62897042
I bought the bottom. You're sidelined like a cuck and you still wont buy despite it being cheap.
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remember when microsoft was going to lay off 60000 people then had a global outage for email/teams/word/excel/etc
good times
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>>62897034
Jensen got enough love for everyone, and the women flock to him with the same simple demand: The. Jacket. Stays. On.

When is the black girl gonna drop?
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>>62897042
I still can't find your argument anon, did you forget to post it?
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>>62897034
Tomorrow its gonna be revealed my nigga mating pressed a chocolate goddess
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>>62897042
There's a lot of weird activity in this thread.
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>>62896907
>>62896967
>>62897020
>>62897027
>>62897033
You can get *years* in prison for ITAR violations by accidentally sending the wrong email. Jensen Huang knowingly exported tens of billions of dollars of sanctioned dual-use military hardware to china, in what is the largest export controls violation in US history. He also interfered with the investigation to cover up his own crimes, and collaborated with CCP intelligence agents. This is honestly Julius and Ethel Rosenberg tier stuff, and he will be lucky if he escapes the death penalty to "only" receive a life sentence.
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>>62897049
You bought somebody's sloppy seconds
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>>62897028
I'm more convinced he did not try to sell chips to China for the pussy. Did it help, sure but he didn't need specifically a Chinese lady to be convinced.
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>>62897048
So its just noise and we should all buy Nvidia?
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>>62897050
In 2026, I don't see the use case for any of those apps
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>I wish to confess. I wish to confess!
>You wish to confess?
>I saved you. I saved this market and all your worthless portfolios. I should have let Stanley Druckenmiller FUD'd you all...
>JENSEN. Do you wish to confess?
>Yes, my board. I'm guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?
>You admit you sold state secrets to Xi Jinping?
>No, of that I'm innocent. I am guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I am guilty of being horny.
>You are not on trial for being horny.
>Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that my entire life.
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>>62897039
>Are you familiar with the eBussy?
no but thats a cute design... a cute bussy!
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>>62897059
Source?
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Get raped AI baggies.



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