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Flowers from the other chicks Jensen banged
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laugh out loud at artificial intelligence investors whose investments have gone down and/or will go down in value
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kek AI baggies
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>>62899045
I am but i thirst for more blood
When is the news coming out that they sent Sam an asian ladyboy
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My cost basis is 150 and I'm up 11% and you niggers still wont stop fudding.

I don't care about the Asian man selling chips to China. Everyone knew they were doing that shit for years pretending to care now just so you wont talk about the bungled Iran war and Epstein files president crashing the economy.

You niggers are basically women and will latch onto whatever retarded glownigger narrative relentlessly. every 80 IQ goyim is talking about jensen fucking some bitch this week holy fuck niggers go watch niggerball or whatever else you faggots usually do and goldfish brain until the next fake and gay narrative is fed to you.
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Crab-chan should have red hair you faggots.
Bull should be a blonde valkyrie
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So wait, is only outlook down or also teams and all that shit, isn't it part of outlook? I'm supposed ot have a teams at 8:30 and at 10:30, but I wasn't going to visit them
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>>62899050
Please buy the dip and hold till 0
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All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times.
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NVDA back to 200 by earnings it seems
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>>62899050
Kek, baggy
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>>62899058
Yeah, Outlook is the core infrastructure, it's all down.
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If there's a bet on polymarket and the prediction already came true but the deadline to buy isn't for a few more days, can I still make money on that bet if I buy it now?
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>>62899050

holy shit he's SEETHING
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>>62899060
>>62899064

I was going to ride it until earnings Tuesday but I'll probably realize half this morning and rebuy a PPI dump since actual autistic faggot retards think fucking your secretary warrants a 50% discount of your company and takeover by jews
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>2026
>CEO is an end stage gooner
>4 trillion dollar company is collapsing
>entire US economy will be wiped out
>all happening because a 60 year old chink wants to creampie every color of the rainbow

Honestly this is the future I envisioned.
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Can someone face swap Jensen into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdVWKM1ILs
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>>62899076

>Jews run every top AI company except niggervideo
>Oh wow we did a blackmail
>We need to replace him with a jew
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>>62899071
>>62899076
lol its like half the threads on this board
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Is there any exchange traded wrapper for this index?
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Honestly, I want to see him go back to NVDA
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can one make money from one hunndert?
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The fate of my small village in india (bharat) was resting on the shoulders of Jensen Huang and Nvidia
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>>62899080
Doesn't matter who set him up, he took the bait. Was squat fucking torta's and sucking rice milkers without a care in the world.
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If the commonfolk united, we could uuuhhhhh
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how do we stop them from stealing all our trade secrets and semen?
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>>62899098
Form a mighty faggot, or whatever
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>>62899089
Village starve sar, only Lord Vishnu can save now basterd.
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>>62899099
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>>62899092

why the fuck do you care if you have no skin in the game? you are either a bagholder, value seeker or you are short and trying to rile up drama at the bottom because you are late as fuck.

most of you literal faggots have no skin in the game and spend all day talking about a mans dick
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>>62899112
many of them are paid 2 rupees per hour to be here
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if Jensen admits to smuggling chips there will be no evidence
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>>62899118
Jensen ate the evidence
He ate the chips
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>>62899112
Yeah obviously I have no skin in the game. I'm here to FUD post and bring out the true emotions of baggies. Are you new?
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>>62899118

if they admit to smuggling chips and they get fined heavily then they will just pay the fine and pump.

same shit with META this year and you niggers fudded that trial too. they just paid 17.1 billion dollars and then pumped back to ATH after ambulance chasing Jews stopped shorting them

you guys fudded MSFT at the 5 year low you told me it was jeeted

you fudded META at the yearly low because of the trial

now you wouldn't buy NVDA at 150 and its so fucking over?


you faggots are helpless
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jensen was going to throw nvidia into a disaster, he had to go.
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>>62899130

hostile takeover to change spending habits seems more plausible than "omg guis it was a Chinese spy woman that stole his seed"

this blackmail has been in the bag for years and they unload it at peak spooky times for the market at large. really jogs the noggin if you aren't a fucking retard.
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>>62899127
Did META lose their CEO?
... I'm asking honestly I don't know.
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>>62899138

they would pump if they did
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jensen is actually a piece of shit (ny times): https://archive.ph/28exb
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>>62899155
seems like everyone loves him even his employees
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Well, it's pumping for some reason.
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>>62899155
he sounds based, they should have kept him even if it meant short term pain from the media circus
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>>62899158

its like +15% off the bottom yesterday and you niggers just sat there with your thumb up your ass reading old news that doesn't matter
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>>62899158
Of course Jensen left, somebody has to pump in his stead
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>>62899155
they tried to character assassinate him and it backfired... sounds like a awesome guy
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Microsoft Outlook outage bearish or a nothingburger?
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>>62899168
have you ever seen the movie whiplash? the bald dude is jensen.
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>>62899155
>does nice things for random nobodies like he used to be
>wow what an asshole
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>>62899168

tipping women $1000 for waiting tables is extremely fucking gay and for that reason alone I'm glad he got fired.
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>>62899171
I saw it once but I don't remember it that well. Explain this comparison to me even though you weren't talking to me.
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FUCK YOU MICRODICK KIDFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT
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>>62899176
Shhh, shhh, it was only a dream. Uncle Jim can't touch you anymore. There, there.
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You guys think NVDA is still a good buy at this price? Or will it go a bit lower short term?
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>>62899118
what if the chinese post GPU on TikTok
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>>62899181
It will go lower
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>>62899118
Smuggling is the bull case. National security is the bearish anti data center wave.
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>>62899186
smuggling the chips is going to happen no matter what everything can be smuggled
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>>62899181

I think there will be some profit taking today and general pullback of the markets on bad PPI data.

No fucking clue what Monday will look like but their earnings are on Tuesday and I think you get a cheaper price between now and Tuesday maybe around 155-160
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>>62899173
This. Fucking simp
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>>62899050
>I don't care about the Asian man selling chips to China. Everyone knew they were doing that shit
You have no idea how the law, business, or anything serious works. I bet you think Jensen can just be a CEO of another company now. You will lose money and become a baggie.
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>>62899186

I agree but the smuggling is like 20% upside and the stock was on 40% discount so there was 20% free money on the table from fear discount. now its back to bearish no chink smuggle price around 170
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>>62899189
Are we expecting earnings to really do much, with the uncertainty around the company and great earnings are largely priced in surely, unless it giga beats
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i've been cash gang for the last few months when do i buy
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>>62899196
Jensen is gone and the stock has barely gone down and you think there is fear? You think this is over?

LMAO you people were born to be fleeced
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what happens if democrats force nvida to give up its 60% reservation at TSMC which it paid 200 billion for
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>>62899200
It's something like 90% yoy or whatever
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>>62899186
Smuggling is a bear case. The narrative was that there's hardware shortages and yet they could afford to just move 20% of supply to China.
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I’ve been dropping devastating farts all night and my boyfriend just took his pillows and stomped off to the guest room
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>>62899130
>they killed jensen because he went bearish
Based, never stop the pump
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>>62899207
Yep, the "shortage" was because a lot of stuff went to China. Now it won't, which means GLUT, like in GLUTTONY.
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I think the upcoming week decides if we're in the bear market or not
between nvidia's earnings and anthropic's ipo this shit is gonna skyrocket or cut nasdaq in half
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What do VOO want me to do
To do for VOO to see VOO through?
For this is all a dream we dreamed
One afternoon long ago
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>>62899200
I expect a dump on good earnings, the next round of fud will be fundamentals not mattering
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>>62899202

>barely gone down
it hit numbers from 2024 yesterday
>born to be fleeced
I just realized a shitton of gains nigger
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>>62899202
Priced in.
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Earnings will cause a dump.
Then the congressional will cause another dump.
THAT'S when I'll think about buying and then not buy because I'm a scared pussy and I'll watch it go back to ATH with nothing to show for it
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>>62899173
>tipping women $1000 for waiting tables is extremely fucking gay and for that reason alone I'm glad he got fired.
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So is Microsoft kill today
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>>62899215

we get some gayass limpdick rally (its already in progress) between now and December 8th and then rate hike on the 8th and we nigger drill for a few months bottom in like March

exactly the same playbook as Trumps last midterm
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someone hack claude?
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>>62899224
msft will be fine. when it's announced that AI vibe coded slop was the cause of this big outtage, all of the AI stocks will drop
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>>62899221

I sold half at 170 and I have alert set for 148 to rebuy. letting the other half ride until after earnings and I'll dump it on a god candle at 4:01pm where it will go +7% for 10 seconds even if the bots are going to dump it
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>>62899222
chuddy is right as usual.
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>>62899231
I was holding at the ATH and my stoploss triggered at 195, above my entry price. I wish I would've set a trailing stoploss but hindsight is 9/11
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How he move in a room full of no's?
How he stay faithful in a room full of ho's?
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>>62899224
Can't even open e-mails, lmao
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>>62899229
what do you mean
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many are sleeping on just how jeeted microsoft is. it's a terrible company.
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>>62899239
its down doesnt work
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>>62899236

>holding shit at an all time high
I generally don't do this
>setting a stop loss
I never do this
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>>62899155
This was clearly written by some worthless, jealous foid bitch. Who gives a fuck if he is "arrogant"? As if women arent and for doing far less? Surprised this dumb bitch didnt call him a "narcissist" in the article too. Women literally ruin everything and are cancer to everything they touch.
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>>62899242
lol
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>>62899249
It’s up for me
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>>62899050
>>62899065
>it's all down.
the real story is not 'AL' what retards call LLMs. Its centralise cloud datacentre services which are both a shit business model and a shit product. That's what you invested in. Shit. Mainframes were shit too and a stagnat era for computing for decades. It was the personal computer and decentralised on premise systems for telephony and computing that caused a productivity revolution. Microsoft et all went from a high margin software buisness to a clown car piling money into rapidly depresiating silicon while develop[ing massive energy and insurance bills monthly. Shit leadership, shit product. You bought into a business and intra company finance model ultimately based on garbage both as a profit generator and as a product. Fake bubble is over.

You are a retard. Nvidia is going well under 150 before this is over. It may stabalise at 80-100 eventially.

>no muh bull martet line always goes up buy the dip

Yeah well retards who listen to cnbc and yahoo finance telling them to always buy no matter what, you are not the brightest are you?

This is 1999 pretty much exactly
>Stupid IPOs with the underwriters being the pre IPO investors
>Retards believeing this time is different
>Interest rate rises
>Ridiculous PEs built on fantasy like tesla
>Intel hitting 120$

You a fucking idiot and you did not listen. The bubble started imploding this may/june and is now in the escalation phase as margin calls start. See you summer 2027 because this shit market is untouchable until then and maybe not even then. High risk with low potential reward matching reward with low risk.

reality


By the way high employment in low wage jobs is always an indicator or an incomming recession. Yes employment is always high BEFORE a recession.
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>>62899252
It's all down as in the actual fucking network is down you fucking dipshit I'm not reading that
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>>62899252

>feelings
>long term

nigger I don't plan to hold anything more than like a week. its not my problem I don't fucking care really. it was just a slurp at 150 and you niggers gotta stop panic selling the bottom and control your emotions and better yet you can actually get to the point when you can recognize capitulation on charts and know when things are oversold

>irrational exuberance

look in a mirror buddy
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the claude reddit is funny its a full ESL meltdown
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>>62899261
examples please
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>microdick broke claude
the fuck???
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>>62899249
>>62899251
works now /vcg/ are saved
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>>62899252
cloud computing is printing money, what the fuck are you talking about nigger retard
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According to chinese and taiwanese social media, Alice Huang went to a course called "Black and White Sexual Intelligence Academy" to have lessons on how to seduce men.

She also went to the same cooking school as Jensen Huang's daughter, where she was known as "Auntie Huang" since she was older than most students. She said she wanted to learn to cook to please her husband.
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Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It's so fucking over the bubble popped this is the big one buy rice and beans
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>>62899263
Why does claude need fucking outlook?
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>>62899265
>cloud computing is printing money
>>62899058
>So wait, is only outlook down or also teams and all that shit, isn't it part of outlook? I'm supposed ot have a teams at 8:30 and at 10:30, but I wasn't going to visit them
>>62899065
>Yeah, Outlook is the core infrastructure, it's all down.
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>>62899268
asian women are the total package

they even study hard how make your favorite sandwich and fuck you good
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great I am talking to a fucking bot
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>>62899273
is this outage supposed to be a more significant problem because they're pretty ordinary otherwise
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>>62899261
They are begging for a token reset lol. Guess a $30 is a lot to them
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>>62899155
>Mr. Huang went to considerable lengths to cloak his arrogance.
>[...] he and his handlers were pushing the idea that he was a humble man.
>In our conversations, Mr. Huang was constantly deflecting attention away from his success, always quick to assign credit to his employees and executive staff members.
>He also liked to glad-hand service people. He'd been a dishwasher himself once, a point he never let you forget.
>He loved visiting small, hole-in-the-wall restaurants and leaving extravagant tips. I'd met him for breakfast at Denny's, and he tipped our waitress $1,000 in hundred-dollar bills. He didn't make a show of it, either. I had to track her down to ask.
>Over time, though I began to suspect that this was an act, one performed not for the observer, but to flatter himself.

WHAT. What? Or he's reminded where he came from the poor Taiwanese family and washing dishes.
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>>62899278
dude, you don't know how BAD the ebay bot is, holy FUCK. Because it couldn't reply at all to what I was asking I wrote an e-mail to ebay and told them to fuck off with that useless AI bot and reply to me by human.

It literally doesn't understand ANYTHING, I don't even understand how it was that bad considering how far AI is.
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>>62899278
A pstiuc like you with his head up scammping creative account around azure, LLms and datacentres will hold his hands over his ears and scream in denial until it's all over. Cloud computing is SHIT smes HATE azure.

Now everyone else does

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/live/2026/nov/13/microsoft-outage-down-today-live-update-outlook-teams-365-when-fixed-latest-status-cause-news?page=with:block-6af68b168f08a4488fcd81b4

"Microsoft outage live: UK police, NHS services and schools affected amid disruption affecting millions globally"

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-11-13/microsoft-outlook-outage-cost-to-businesses/107381570

"In short:
Experts say the Microsoft outage is likely to cost businesses billions.

RSM Australia Risk Advisory partner, Ashwin Pal, says small business will be hit the hardest.

What's next?
The financial impact is expected to last weeks."

Computing is great datacentre cloud mainframe computing is shit, insecure and unprivate and ineffeciuent by design and turns high margin software businesses with low cost into mountains of debt negative cash flow piled into rapidly depreciating silicon with high energy costs

You're a fucking idiot like the jeets and changs primarily responsible for what has been an utter disaster for business, the markets, smes and the economy.

Fuck off and die.
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>>62899277
Built
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Datacentre cloud computing is neither a good business model or a good product and that applies equally to the insanity of running spreadsheets on a system 500 miles away and an LLM
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It seems Alice Huang's mission wasnt infiltrating NVIDIA but taking down Jensen Huang himself.

She went to great lengths to make her relationship public, going to events with Huang and hugging and acting all lovey dovey with him. Once she even bet with a couple other executives with her in a bar that she could get Jensen to show up there, and then he did.

She was not discrete at all if her mission was just to infiltrate NVIDIA. It seems like her mission was a decapitation strike on Jensen Huang from the beginning, taking America's most effective AI CEO down
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>>62899289
Saar, it was trained by our best Saars.
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>>62899293
>The coping of white roasties.
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>>62899293
doesn't make sense, china was benefitting from jensen being ceo, he was willing to break the law to keep the gpu supply to china flowing
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>>62899293
>She went to great lengths to make her relationship public, going to events with Huang and hugging and acting all lovey dovey with him.
My girlfriend does this, is she a Chinese spy?
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>>62899268

imagine running a "sexual intelligence academy" and rich women pay you large amounts of money for you to show them the right way to fuck their face

some people have life figured out
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>>62899286
>He'd been a dishwasher himself once, a point he never let you forget.

this 'journalist' doesn't understand or is wilfully ignorant that ppl who make it from the bottom to the top are both humbled and proud of this achievement. the 'journalist' lived a privileged do nothing life and can't fathom why you'd be proud to be a hard working blue collar worker
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>>62899279
Distributed systems are resilent as is local compute . Simple as. But above all datacentres have ALWAYS been s shit business model for operators.
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>>62899300
>proud to be a hard working blue collar worker
what the fuck happened to /biz/ when did it go full retard.
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>>62899289

the goal is to frustrate you into just fucking off so they don't even have to resolve the issue

every corporation loves the umbrella of ignorance that AI provides where you can just act fucking stupid and oblivious if you AI chatbot tells a customer to drink bleach
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>>62899277
my guy, she cucked her husband and probably didn't cook or do lewd things for him.
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>>62899305

>we wuz dishwashers n sheit
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Bloomberg confirm Alice Huang smuggled GPUs into china (Shanghai data centers) and there is little chance that Jensen wasn't aware.
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>>62899036
apologise
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>>62899305
always was full retard
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NVDA scamming before a return to $160 on market open
That of it really is going 180+
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Jensen is not the reason for this crash not even close, that is window dressing. The reasons for that are obvious, ATHs, interest rates rising etc etc

That being said. A CEOs has to establish trust with shareholders. Someone who lies to their spuse and the mother of their kids bare faced is not someone you lend money to because if they will do that they will do the same to you and he has been for two years and with the circular financing, market stuffing and 'inestments' in garbage like coreweave and ancillaries to openai and anthropic,

I'd say he's exiting while the going is good and he broke the news himself to dooge all the bullets that will be incomming as the datacentre finance scam ponzi impolodes. He's smart alright but not trustworthy and never has been. See all the lies about llms which will always hallucinate and have recal gaps being intelligent or even that useful. They are of substantially less importantce than email and no where close to tcpip or html or mobile data or the PC or even broadband technology emerging
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>>62899318
>AISlop

Soulless and immediately obvious
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>>62899246
It’s quite characteristic of them to use pseudo-psychoanalysis to break down genuinely decent acts as covertly evil and self serving. It’s both so they can feel intelligent and also to feel better about themselves for falling short of that kind of kindness.
That’s not to say Jensen is a good man overall though.
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Is it time to short Microsoft?
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Why is it dumping in pre-market
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>>62899332
It's going down to 350 or so and should stabalise there eventually but how long that takes or if it will dip lower is anyones guess. Depens on how much of it has been used to get margin. LOng term it is IMB now and a zombie.
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nigger video
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>Outlook STILL down
lmao I'm not complaining, I don't have to work in the meantime. No emails, no problems!
Who would have thought, my life suddenly improved tenfold!
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>>62899338
Because brokers can't execute trades because office 365 (up 356 days a year? Heh) is down and email is down and they are having to phone each other which they hate.
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>>62899324
Sorry bro, AI season is over, women killed it
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>Now with Nvidia’s former CEO Jensen Huang gone, more details are out that corroborate our earlier reports on inflated demand on AI. According to Wall Street Journal, Huang admitted in August that major cloud providers are moving away from Nvidia in favor of in-house chips, leaving Nvidia staring down a massive oversupply of prepaid TSMC silicon and memory that was “coming at him like an ‘avalanche'”.
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>>62899342
So you don´t have any other tasks? I thought it was a joke that there are tards out there whose only job is to send e-mails.
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>>62899346
>major cloud providers are moving away from Nvidia in favor of in-house chips, leaving Nvidia staring down a massive oversupply of prepaid TSMC silicon and memory that was “coming at him like an ‘avalanche'”.
lol. lmao even. who believes this shit?
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>>62899347
Those tards are the reason your job probably sucks.
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>>62899332
Oh and NEVER run shorts. Its too high risk and a dumb play. If you nwant out go low risk cash liquidity overnight and scrape %s while the titanic goes dowm. THink of it as a life raft. It may not be comfy but you do not freeze your balls off and drown. If you get caught in a short covering rally you can get wiped out.
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maybe nvidia will become the next Sun Microsystems
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sirs please dont short microsoft many people will be fired if the company loses money because outlook is down
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>>62899347
I mean, I don't send emails just for fun, there's also work in attached in them. Workload varies a lot.
But there are also days I'm just sending 2 emails a day while I play my Steam backlog.
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so you're telling me to sell jensen shares and buy... bitcoin? no nigga im buying a 5080 before they require a background check for that shit
i want 60fpa gta fym
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Bitcoin should go to zero simply because it will wipe out so many third worlders.
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>>62899058
Teams is still up for me
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>>62899350
That's the truth
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>>62899345
If wo women have gone up in my estimation.

How the fuck did LLMs even equate to dastacentre to begin with

Retards like MSFT azure jeet that's how. The same man who can;t run a fucking mail server and strongarmed business into scrapping their mail mservers which were independently resilent and private while those business still have to have network and telephony infrastructure and client devices anyway. All so he can own 100s of billions worth of rapidly depreciating chips and pay huge fluctuating energy bills and piss his own customer base off further. Pure jeet. A fraudulent fake it to make it clown with fake azure growth numbers based on giving openAI 100s of billions of free access booked as 'growth'
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>>62899360
60 frames per anus
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Hey, TulipCoin is having an affair
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>>62899373
Pump it
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just vibecode another outlook
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Icing on the cake is I placed a 50K trade yesterday which takes 48 hours settlement. Just checked and I am good for 2K a day in my contract terms if it does not settle. Life is good.
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claude fix yourself, no mistakes.
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does anything significant happen in the next 24hrs or can i put away my designated happening cumrag
rolling for total microslop + nshitdia death
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>>62899386
PPI
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I'M A BABA GIRL
https://youtu.be/mNPX24oMfCs?si=fIIu9hhDoc0LVtPj
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>>62899036
>If I didn't re-open my SPY longs here, would I die?
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holy shit huang will be lucky if he doesn't go to jail
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they planning a dump huh
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did they fix outlook yet?
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>>62899395
Odds on ayymd getting caught doing the same shit?
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I think my scanner picked up a stock that's gonna crash through the earth's mantle at market open.
$CITR
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THE MU IS GREEN
I REPEAT
THE MU IS GREEN
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>>62899386
Asian women look bland as fuck. Like a steak without seasoning. Like a steak without ketchup.
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>>62899396
really scraping the bottom of the psyop barrel
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>>62899316
who is she?
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ohi man bloomberg says baggies are rushing into nvidia
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>>62899405
THAT'S MY WIFE
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KEK I'm fucking dying. It feels like for a brief moment, the old internet is back.

https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2118478127202713778
https://x.com/mom_agency_/status/2120879927327080885
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>>62899403
thats why they overcompensate with all the cooking and cleaning shit
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my girlfriend said her Microsoft account for work got 4 alerts for remote ips from Pakistan and Austrailia trying to log into her work account last night and that MSFT blocked it.

those niggers got hacked
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>>62899411
i been saying this since yesterday they obviously got hacked and are coving it up
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>>62899411
Screenshart?
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>>62899411
the funny part is copilot is down too microsoft looks so fucking shitty right now for millenials microsoft was always known to suck ass but now a new generation finds out
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>>62899386
i NEED a woman like this to fart in my mouth

surely it cannot be unpleasant
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>>62899411
Seemed kind of like sabatoge to me, lay off a bunch of people then everything breaks. Someone was pissed and took a fat dump on the way out
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>>62899421
Never thought I'd be nostalgic for Windows Vista but here I am wishing Windows sucked because of too many permission prompts instead of intentionally bogging down your entire machine's performance and logging your dickprint
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black QUEENS are literally CRYING outside nvidia HQ, this shit aint right man
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>>62899411
Huh, yesterday when I went into my mobile Authenticator to enter IBKR I got a noti that someone from America was trying or rather tried to log into my account.
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>>62899427
I've never seen anything more bullish in my life
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>>62899342
tits or gtfo useless hole
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Is this bullish or bearish?
hedgies are selling like never before while goycattle are buying like never before
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>>62899298
are you a tech ceo?
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>>62899433
Fact we're being told of this means it happened months ago and we're too late
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>>62899342
My entire europoor company switched to thunderbird to avoid "american technology"
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>>62899411
>my girlfriend said her Microsoft account for work got 4 alerts for remote ips from Pakistan and Austrailia trying to log into her work account last night and that MSFT blocked it.
normal
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>>62899433
Hedgies got rekt by retail gods on liberation day, could happen again
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>>62899429

full black employment is the feds #1 mandate. Kevin will save the qweens
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>>62899433
Dip buyer zoomers that barged in post 2020 were, for years, carefully raised with love like the good cattle they are right for this moment. What do you think.
t. son of a farmer. You love your cattle for years, until the day you send them to the slaughterhouse without a second thought.
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>>62899433
the brutal truke is the average retail slurper from /smg/ and WSB is out performing hedgies
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>>62899346
of course those companies can design chips overnight with ai. ai is also going to copy asml light technology today and launch those chips tomorrow.
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>>62899441
on taxable trades/
fucking simpleton.
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>>62899099
why would you want to stop that????
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>>62899440

I bought at -40% and I'll do it again. That shit was a fire sale not a dip. If you bought at the highs but wont buy at 50% off you are basically just a faggot retard pussy
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You know maybe the entire world shouldn't rely on just one company to handle vital software.
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>>62899448
You could be talking about Microsoft or Nvidia right now and you'd be right either way oh shit you meant it this way I just took an edible
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>>62899408
Then why did Elon pay for PoE smurfs?
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>>62899447
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>>62899326
This entire Jensen stepping down procedure has been a complete meme.
>Uhhh we may have just committed the financial fraud of the decade, our numbers were cooked to the tune of hundreds of billions in Chinese sales made under the table.
>Anyways now that Jensen’s gone the new person in charge is the CFO lady who oversaw all that book cooking.
I’ve heard people say that Nvidia would be a headless chicken without Nvidia.
Well it kind of seems to be starting off that way at least.
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>>62899411
>announce layoffs for 60,000 of your 220,000 employees
>dramatically increase H1B's
>suddenly everything begins to break
Occam's Razor, cheap Indian labor broke things
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>>62899451

the gayest video on the internet is Elon streaming PoE and he has stash tabs in Chinese from his tard wrangler that had built his character for him.

nigger live streamed himself playing endgame shit without knowing how to use his build or even use mana potions or anything. the fakest gayest most retarded insane shit I've ever seen in my life. it was like a retarded kid sperging the fuck out in real time. amazing
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>>62899448
I honestly don't know who gives a shit about microslop being down
there are self hosted solutions for every single product they have that work far better
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>>62899458

the same week he went on the Joe Rogan chud podcast and said he was a realtime serious gaymer and top gaymer on the planet

Elon is the most hateable faggot imaginable I really wish I could stuff that dork in a locker and give him a wedgie
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>>62899408
>KEK I'm fucking dying

he said with a straight face
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I need to make it to be able to do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vObaJ5uMs
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>>62899286
This journo take is dumb, I can easily see him genuinely having trauma from being stuck as a wagie for a few years.
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>>62899433
retail bought too soon. it could have gone lower.
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>I’ve heard people say that Nvidia would be a headless chicken without Nvidia.
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>>62899155
>person who runs multi trillion dollar company has a short fuse
wtf I love journalism now...ISRAEL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY
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>>62899470
At least in the leadership sense.
Jensen was genuinely forward thinking to the point that a lot of people thought he was a profit prophet.
Like he’d say alright raytracing/AI/Bitcoin is going to be this new thing that will push cards and make everyone at the company filthy rich, then his plan comes true and makes all the employees rich.
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>>62899130
nyt is such a piece of shit. the wsj piece didn't get personal like that. idk how people can read that shit.
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>>62899477
also against a woman journo he had a short fuse*
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DON'T forget about stocks today guys
ok
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>>62899477
bro every great executive is "scary" too his direct reports, they have to be, the nyt is such a feminized piece of crap, idk how anyone but wine aunts and cat ladies who teach adjunct english 101 can read that gargabe
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>>62899480
But, what about Nvidia? Without Nvidia, Nvidia can't run Nvidia, and Nvidia wouldn't be Nvidia without Nvidia being run by Nvidia
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>>62899488
The Jews that rule your cracker ass read it.
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>>62899487
Woah shit I almost forgot
Thank you anon good luck today
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>>62899321
2 more weeks.
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>>62899155
can this journalist tell us about the ceo of the nyt? is he "scary"?
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>>62899483

imagine calling yourself a journalist and your hot scoop is you asked the waitress how much of a tip he left and no matter what you write a seethe clickbait headline about it
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Melanated friday
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GOOG will take over again
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>BTC
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>CBRS
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what if nvda's q3 sucks?
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>>62899489
I bet you don’t even know where the nane comes from.
>Invidia is the Roman personification of envy, defined by the Latin root invidere ("to look against" or "to look in a hostile manner"), and is closely associated with the evil eye and witchcraft. While often conflated with the Greek goddess Nemesis (retribution) or the daimon Phthonus (jealous resentment), Invidia specifically embodies the wasting, grudging feeling of resentment toward others' good fortune.
Their logo even references it.
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>>62899515
it could since they had to smuggle chips into china to clear their inventory lol
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>>62899515
sucks on what? jensen deez nutz?
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>>62899518
there's also english words derived from it obvs

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/invidious
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poweranon is down bad

>>>/r9k/85949244
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I am once again calling for oil barons to feed me copium. My port is dying over here
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>>62899515
How
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>>62899509
I may consider buying at 64k
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>>62899527
>there was no connection
>with a prostitute
kek what?
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Yes, if I had a wife, I would also cheat on her if it meant getting to fuck this superior species.
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>>62899534
I mean jensen's wife is uglier than most fat chicks
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>>62899489
This shock was a good entry into indices. Nvidia will slowly rotating out.
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>>62899527
gos that thread was so rough. you'd think a nerd would read a strategy guide on how to fuck a hooker. dude just thinks they will let you do anything.
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>>62899538
strategy?
it's a fucking hooker, you pay you fuck she fucks off
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>>62899532
He means he didn't have any state secrets to spill
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Thoughts on NEXT?
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>>62899541
I don't think you need those to fuck hookers kek
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>>62899543
And that is why you'll never be a billionaire
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>>62899527
>she wanted to do gfe he just wanted to fuck
LMAO
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>>62899542
>Thoughts on NEXT
I'll pass, next
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>>62899531
Crypto is dead
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>>62899546
I'm ok with having enough to retire in some med island somewhere
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>>62899527

lmao legendary thread
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>>62899527
What the fuck, 140 euros is for a baddie, who the fuck is paying those rates for a landwhale.
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>>62899527
dude i'd rather goon what the fuck is wrong with r9k freaks
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>>62899527
This is pathetic
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>>62899527
Go to Church you massive faggots holy shit
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wait no they're saying claud is having "elevated errors"? uh this is the week dumb ass suits found out ai sucks
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if the women jensen fucked were uglier NVDA would be bankrupt
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I haven't been investing long, but so far the run up to economic data has always been talked about like its a big deal and then fuck all happens when its released
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>>62899561
Where are you seeing that?
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Anyone got anything decent to invest in?
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>>62899570
>https://status.claude.com/incidents/nn11wk485zfn
i guess they fixed it now
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sirs how do we fix microsoft if claude is also down?
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PPI predictions?
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>>62899527
This can't be real
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>>62899564
bonds will move
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Thoughts on eternal bear market/lost decade?
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>>62899079
A kind anon from /ldg/ delivered.
>>>/g/110322028
https://files.catbox.moe/4d639u.mp4
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>>62899588
Just long GOOG and chill dude, ignore the noise
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>>62899590
Will he thoughbeit?
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>>62899578
Remove all pajeets
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>>62899556
he licked her asshole

imagine the fucking stench
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>>62899596
Fuck...
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>>62899596
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>>62899596
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>>62899596
>"Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves,"
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800$ into SOXL or POPCAT?
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>>62899596
its always the ugly people who do this shit
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>>62899607
Popcat
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I just sold my microjeet shares after buying at their last big dip, wish I had the courage to do it any other time in the last 3 weeks as I wanted to but I still made money which is what matters.
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>>62899610
Good man
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>>62899608
he's on /r9k/, nuff said. An uber incel
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POASbros, how we feelin?
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>>62899610

realized gains are based. put some tokens in GOOGL perhaps I think its cheap. cheaper than MSFT atleast
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Do I take a 30% loss and move on, or keep holding and hope for a miracle?
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>>62899615

GOOGL is only down because it owns 17% of ANT and ANT is hot fucking garbage. They are oversold though they could amputate the ANT bags if necessary and be fine without it.
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>>62899616
what is it you're holding
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>>62899578
No worries saar, we just ask gemini!
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>>62899620
FLO
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>>62899621

bullish for BUG
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>>62899527
This is why we need women CEOs. Buy nvidia.
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>>62899540
clearly it doesnt work that way.
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>>62899624
Anon that companies chart is horrible
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>>62899624
damn son where'd u find this bag? lmao
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>>62899637
>>62899642
It seemed like a good idea at the time, but at the time I had only just started investing. I'm trying to contextualize the loss as payment for lessons learned.
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>>62899624
is there anymore meat on the bones for a short on this?
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>>62899648
What was the thesis, diamond hands?
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>>62899648

NON STOP RAPE TRAIN

what's your cost basis?
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>>62899636
it literally does
it's a hooker
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>>62899080
>except niggervideo
Check again. Look at their dealings in Israel.
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>>62899616
Never hold an asset that you wouldn't want to buy were you not holding it.
Your buy in price has literally no effect on EV.
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bros... dont look at ASS and TITS right now...
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>>62899616
depends on their and your financial health - if their e profitable and liquid and you don’t need the cash keep it. You can sell it in the tax season to get tax write offs if it’s still negative but Christmas bull run often helps even unrelated sectors
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>>62899662
why?
are you gay?
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>>62899648

I put this shit on my watchlist. maybe I try to catch a pump before divvy record date. if it rugs out hard today I might scoop some
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>>62899668

>>62899668
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MICROSHART IS STILL IMPACTED HOLY KEK
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>>62899155
Actually standing to your point and calling someone an idiot because is wrong is a good thing.
J seems more based than before.
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>>62899527
How do you know its poweranon?
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>>62899662
Fug I looked AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62899653
>What was the thesis,
Multi-year lows on a long-running consumer staple company would result in big gains come the time of a major market correction and return to the 'normal'. I felt like I was onto something cause it would climb quite a bit whenever the AI trade shits itself. I just bought way too soon I guess.

>>62899654
$7.61

>>62899661
Yeah. I also hold HRL but I'm doing pretty alright there. I buy Spam.

>>62899665
I don't desperately need the cash right now so I may try to wait out the dump today and look for a better exit between now and year-end. Don't wanna keep averaging down tho so I'll set a stop loss just in case.
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You guys ready for BLACKED Monday?
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>>62899675
good
fuck microslop and the goycattle who still use it
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>https://x.com/Urban__Tree/status/2121000533616152794
it's all over for the west. asialand has the superior women.

>soxl
how dangerous is it to keep hodling it now?
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>>62899036
rip nvidia
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>>62899527
>why did you pay 140 euros for a cottage cheese landwhale?
>she's a native white woman unlike slavs and brazilians
good find kek, retard took the save the white race memes from pol too seriously
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Nigga it's over (oh no actually it missed by 0,1%, inflation totally under control)
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>>62899630
This roastie literally cooked the books though.
She’s going to be a felon as much as jenson is.
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>>62899720
Slavs are definitely whiter than the Irish.
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>>62899535
he got married before he founded nigvideo, she is just old
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>>62899683
yes
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>>62899036
So was everyone down like 10% today or was it just me?



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