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>>62900667
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Wow bobina looks like THAT
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You fuckers are too horny. No wonder you bought all the NVDA.
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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>>62901242
Bobina your shirt has gotten... a little more revealing since last time
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>FBI seized 1.2 billion of the stolen crypto from binance
wtf how i thought the point of crypto was you COULDN'T do that no wonder its fucking dumping its not better than USD now
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baggies still buying NVDA
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>>62901264
bobina is a disgusting whore, mumina would never
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I wonder if my bet on Adobe will pay off. It's like 20% of my portfolio and I'm thinking of buying more.
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My boomer dad who never talks about stocks just texted to ask if it's a good time to buy "Nvidia, the worlds largest AI company" after the big drop.
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why so many bobinas?
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>>62901267
Yeah, it's also supposedly anonymous, even though you can track every single transaction through the chain to its originating wallet and then track every transaction from that wallet too.
Turns out it was all a lie.
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>>62901273
Why not
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KEK NEOFART BAGGIES
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b00m3r rocks whe ??
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>>62901272
I don't think people understand the gravity that it's not the same company anymore
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>>62901264
Oh?
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>>62901273
KNEEL
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Reminder to Nvidia baggies.
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>>62901272
Se, the news is true, it's truly retail buying the bags
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>>62901288
Jesus christ

>>62901292
Fuck off faggot
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>ask Claude to code something
>Charges me $5 in credits and does nothing
>Ask him to please do the needful
>Charges me another $5 and still produces literally nothing, not even a response
Truly the future
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>>62901297
yes
it's over
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>what a strange thing to say...
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>>62901300
kek no refunds
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>>62901299
Reminder to sell
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nigger video
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>>62901295
Nvidia produces actual physical products, I've got one in my computer right now.
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>>62901302
End then I had a retard here telling me retail can't move the market, retail doesn't have money, blablabla
Turns out retail does.
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retail can buy the dip longer than hedge funs can sell
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MELENATED FRIDAY
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retail is literally never wrong
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>>62901313
>Dior
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the lines are climbing back up
we'll be green by eod
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>>62901313
Bullish for Dior.
Also, does he still sleep at home, or was he kicked out and has to sleep in a capsule hotel?
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>>62901313
did he fuck her?
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>>62901321
you see those pods in the background of that pic?
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>>62901309
That's 7% of their business
And with Jensen gone they may quit consumer hardware altogether.
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>>62901321
>does he still sleep at home
he now sleeps with elon in tesla factories
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i cum but I recognize she built for bbc so...
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>>62901296
>>62901309
>Ignore all the gpus sitting in warehouses, bought on off books debt in SPVs.
>Ignore selling to export control companies to dump overproduced supply because demand isn't there.
>Ignore the circular financing neoclouds are buying gpus on Nvidia credit, then taking out secured loans against those gpus to buy more gpus
>Everything is fine
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>>62901327
>he now sleeps with elon
HE'S FUCKING ELON MUSK TOO? DOES GRIMES KNOW ABOUT THIS????
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>>62901324
undoubtably, she's a total babe.
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>>62901288
hi
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The PPI.... as expected....
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>>62901328
Crabina is SEX
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>>62901329
Priced. in. if you know about it (((they))) know about it
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>>62901335
PPI very low. Rate cuts soon.
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KEK BAGGIES
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What's the move? Will things get better or worse over the weekend?
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>>62901208
>Air Quality =/= Climate change
You sound like a poorfag retard, you should kill yourself poltard.
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>>62901242
i hate these ops
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Buy more intel
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>>62901339
Market didn't even price in Dems winning the election and we got giga nigga Thursday last week lmao.
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>"this is not financial advice!"
>*proceeds to give financial advice*

why are faggot ass youtubers like this
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I am going to invest in some DPZ. A big bull like myself needs to eat.
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>>62901328
Post more. I deleted all mine and I had the unedited versions :(
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>>62901354
can't be held accountable for their dogshit advice
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>>62901354
So they don't get sued if you fuck up your life because if their video
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>>62901354
legality
AI chat bots will give you advice while telling you the same bs for the same reason
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Why is stellantis doing so dog shit? It's almost like they hate making money. I bought more for my DCA this has to be their bottom right??
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>>62901267
unless crypto actually implements anonymity, the transaction chain can be see publicly

the identity of the people holding those accounts are not necessarily public, though. there's a "security through obscurity" aspect there

though OPSEC is hard and normies have an even harder time of it than technical people, so it's usually not difficult to figure out who owns which account

coffeezilla does it all the time
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>>62901329
>They'll never EVER be able to sell bleeding edge computer chips once this datacenter bubble pops!
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CNBC was seething about retail going all in on etfs despite the post election dumps lol
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Is this a bullish? Technically speaking?
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>>62901285
Ideally they become as cheap as they can get while my other assets hit ATHs for maximum stacking
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>>62901374
why?
aren't every MSM basically all permabulls
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>>62901361
saying
>this is not financial advice
is not some magic spell which makes it ok to give financial advice
it's just nobody actually goes after anybody giving financial advice
in the same way you couldn't get away with
>this isn't an incitement to violence
>we should all go buy guns and shoot at john jones everybody send him death threats and pipe bombs in the mail this is his address and he works here make him look over his shoulder every second and write though sleepless nights of fear
>not inciting violence though guys lol
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>>62901370
>>62901370
>stellantis
Their cars are famously dogshit, anon.
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I made money today
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>>62901331
ok good i won't sell then
i get it jensen get her you dog
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>>62901375
shit looks like gold so no
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>>62901385
I made money, but really I just regained everything I lost since before the Election.
I'd really love it if I could flip my trading pattern from down to up, where the losses bring me down to my baseline, instead of losing from the baseline and then having to gain it all back.
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>GME is beating ass&pee this year
NIGGER MARKET
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>>62901383
Yeah, but their main market is uneducated woman who don't know about cars who get their advice from tiktok which is incredibly bullish
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>>62901344
Hikes you mean. And not just a quarter. 10 whole points. No, make it 20. YOLO.
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>>62901395
>where the losses bring me down to my baseline, instead of losing from the baseline and then having to gain it all back.
That's why people will sell enough to take out their principal and then let the rest ride.
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>>62901313
https://files.catbox.moe/4d639u.mp4
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>>62901397
Curiously a certain frog is too
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>>62901398
Holy shit I just actually pulled up this chart. This shit has been selling off for like 30 months. I think you should really reevaluate your thesis.
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>>62901331
so she engages in an improper relationship at work but it only the man's fault? That is what you get hiring women. They willingly participate if not initiate and then cry victim. How much will NVDA have to pay her as a result of her actions?
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3-6-9
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>>62901398
when was the last time you seen or heard a woman driving a stalantis vehicle
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NIGGER MARKET

I'm enjoying my weekend. ITS FRIDAY
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Nigger market
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>>62901408
>Holy shit I just actually pulled up this chart. This shit has been selling off for like 30 months. I think you should really reevaluate your thesis.
Jeeps are dog shit, no one cares about Chevy, and FIATs only sell in Brazil and Argentina. No idea what the bull case for Stellantis even is anymore.
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>>62901408
I bought at 5 euro and I bought again today. If it dump's even harder, I guess I'll just hold it for the next 5 years.
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>>62901418
The Jensen tax.
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>>62901373
Yea, I'll probably pick some up at $70 though.
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>>62901338
Muh dick
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>>62901426
Yeah, I think they'll fall in price, I just mean they're not going the way of Enron.
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The board meeting begins:

https://voca.ro/1cvmU1WtJsAE
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THEY'RE AMALEK DAMNIT
BIBI PLS!
TRUMP PLS!
KEV PLS!
JEROME PLS!
ANYBODY PLS!
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How much do you expect everything to sell off to buy into next week's ANT IPO? What are the odds that it mirrors SpaceX's launch?
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PUMP THE FUCKING MARKET

AAAIIEEEEEEEE
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OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/A1xN5FWwlAI
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SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP
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>>62901434
I SEE A SPY RIGHT THERE
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>>62901242
I had small position, average cost of nvda was $225, I sold at $160. When should I buy back in
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>>62901434
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>>62901450
$230
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>>62901449
I see two honey traps turning into massive payouts
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Anyone else get that message from eToro about Anthropic's IPO? I've never been messaged randomly about an IPO by my broker before, between Jensen getting himself fired "on accident" and the Outlook outage something huge is brewing.
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>>62901437
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>>62901460
alot more IPOs are hitting retail. ive been getting invites on my broker for about a year
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Stop asian hate pls bros.
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>AMD
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Why aren't you getting in nvidia before earnings next week.
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>>62901473
or said differently
>why arent you getting into nvidia before they get fined for illegally selling to china
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>>62901473
What makes you think I'm not already in nigvidya?
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>>62901468
I love them so much bros it's unreal
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>>62901452
https://voca.ro/15IKvhzy2XQ8
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>>62901407
Infowars is a stockticker?
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i have asian women fatigue
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>>62901467
We all know the Anthropic IPO is only hitting retail because they're desperate.
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>>62901485
I'm fatired
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>>62901292
Yes, futafags. Rent-free somehow.
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>TOST
TOST
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All my shit is red today except for SGOV
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Is it good for me to drink 33 centiliters of regular Coke every day?
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>neoclouds all more than 50% off
get your slurpies zogcattle
you earned it
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>>62901490
Only slightly negative for the year!
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>>62901493
As long as it's diet or zero sugar you good homie. Brush your teeth though.
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>>62901493
every single person who has ever drank coke will die
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Why isn't Micron doing a four-for-one split?
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Im doing an iron condor for the firt time. I am currently up $8, but hopefully by the end of the day if it stays flat it will be $450 :-)
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SELL MY GOLD IN FEBRUARY AND DIDN'T INVEST IN OIL I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62901282
... this is the first time I've reconsidered my desire to fuck greta.
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Believe all baggies
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>>62901495
If you bought the top. My cost basis is in the low 20s and getting lower every time I sell options on my positions. It might end up being one of my best trades this year considering how shit AI garbo has been.
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>>62901494
>buying the "dip"
couldn't be me!
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>>62901507
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>>62901496
underrated
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>>62901504
I told my FIL to sell some of his gold and silver during the run up.
He told me silver is going to $600 an ounce, and refuses to sell.
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V shape recovery nvidia
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>>62901504
kek, I've seen these things on Temu
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Rumors are this guy will be the new CEO of Nvida
before you ask yes he's jewish
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>>62901496
Kek
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>>62901519
>pic
I don't think anyone had to ask that
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>>62901519
Off first glance, very Skeksis coded face desu
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>>62901516
If NVDA pumps, technically *most* other things will also pump.
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Ill buy nvidia during the last hour dump that will happen. 155-158 range
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>>62901519
He looks like Harvey Weinstein.
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>>62901519
Powerful nose. His Jew level must be high.
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>>62901519
kikest man I've ever seen
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>>62901530
Was gonna say this
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Any ORB traders here??
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>>62901512
My nigger big dick Bjarne
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>>62901507
>>62901282
She looks like the blonde guy from Abba.
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>>62901519
demon+troll mashup?
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>>62901536
arent you guys about to get destroyed in december when all markets are 24hrs
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kek CNBC
>nvida without jensen is just intel.... no disrespect to intel
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cutting back on passing out debt like candy shouldn’t threaten “risk”
the actual debt should be the means for pursuing risk
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>>62901543
Took me a sec to read "guy"
I thought you meant she looked like Agnetha at first, I was about to slap you through the screen.
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>>62901524
That seems bullish
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>>62901548
>CNBC
Cramer?
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>>62901547
most volume comes institutions at 9:00am to 11:00am eastern, this wont change cause normies can trade overnight now.
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>>62901555
nah some woman host talking about her friend who works at Nvidia melting down
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>>62901548
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>>62901527
that was the last minute shakeout before the pump into earnings.
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I'm still like 90% cash. Thinking about buying here with 20%. Best picks?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4azoVLqL0&list=RDQr4azoVLqL0&start_radio=1
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Is we averaging down on Nvidia?
Also, what do you guys think is gonna happen on earnings?
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>>62901548
>>62901559
so are we pumping INTC now and having them buy out NVDA?
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>>62901519
>it’s back to ian buck being favored already
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Guys when and what should I be buying rn? Nvidia is still dropping, any speculation on when to buy?
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>>62901548
Yeah, it's just INTC but with better products, more customers, higher profitability, and better brand recognition. Get back to me when Lip-Bu Tan has his own Chinese honeypot.
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>>62901562
>Best picks?
Idk, this is /smg/ so.. SOXL?
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>>62901564
dump on earnings despite a good report is my vibe check
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>>62901571
The whole AI trade is fucked if Nvidia dumps on earnings, especially at the current price. You do get that right?
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All in softbank
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>>62901519
the merchant guild approves
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>>62901573
#notmyproblem i sold
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>>62901570
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>>62901566
A white bald guy, I think he will be their safest bet.
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>>62901573
I dont get it and I dont care. LITERALLY
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>>62901585
C'est fini...
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wtf is this?
is kalshi letting people trade nvidia stock on 4.7x leverage?
what in the absolute fuck?
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Don't be sad because it's over...Be sad because you didn't take profits.
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>>62901587

THEY ARE CALLING IT THE MOST NIGGERISH CASINO MARKET OF ALL TIME
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Do I buy the nvidia dip bros
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Bitcoin is getting fucked!
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>>62901587
You can trade on kalshi??
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>>62901593

yes with 4.7x leverage
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Deploy the N
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>>62901573
perfect, then I can buy a ton while retail baggies panic
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>>62901587
I'm a noob. What does 4.7x leverage mean? Did they take out a 4.7x loan to make these buys?
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You know the glow, stuntin' in front row
Shades always, these bitches can't look, no
Bob, sleek, chic, petite, I fit those
En Vogue, I do what you can't know
I'm runway, you know they a side show
I'm first page, the main stage as I pose
The one dame, the one name that y'all know
Just take notes, stay on top like halos
Make pesos, most of these bitches is my clones
You new puss, this catwalk is my throne

https://youtu.be/au8QGTiPhEw
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kel AI baggies
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>>62901603
It pumps and dumps at 4.7x the amount of the normal stock. So like a 5% dump becomes a nearly 24% dump
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>>62901603
I would assume that there's no underlying. This is full on degeneracy
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Bear cucks missed the dip AGAIN
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Fuck should i go all in nvidia before it goes back up before earnings...
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>60% investments in SCHD
>28% in VOO
>4% in /int/ and mixed/int/ ETFs
>8% in GLDM just in case
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>>62901615

nigger they gave you another entry at 159 today wtf is your problem are you a fucking retard?
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>>62901603
Its a tool that kikes have made to make the goy go bankrupt, so they never invest in the stock market again.
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>>62901547
Uh it's TWENTYTHREE HOURS chud
you get a lil break
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kek AI baggies
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>>62901620
how will i stay awake for 23 hours
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>>62901592
this is such fucking a nigger gambling casino market
pic related

>>62901603
you know how SOXL is 3X leverage?
well kalshi is claiming to do that but with a 4.7X leverage
The fact that 5X leverage is literally illegal is what makes me think such nigger gambling casino bullshit is actually going on
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SLURP IT BACK RIGHT NOW BOBOS I NEED TO SELL NOW
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ive been looking at some hard losers in google finance and looked a few stocks up - its quite the grift that the red affiliated did with shit like fermi, and american bitcoin- oh and,
you now remember bitcoin miners
>>62901417
i dont get this meme, i looked up lawrence viceroy and everything - it was mildly interesting
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NVDA can't bring Huang the Wang back, but it will die without him. It's so fucking over. The fact that even Nutlicker is getting sacked thing means he won't be able to overcome the selling chips to China bit.
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>>62901616
Over here I'm:
>48% SSO
>32% QLD
>20% SCHD
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>>62901622
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>>62901569
Seems extremely risky, shitcoin levels of volatility but not in a good way. I just wanna buy and hold for the next few weeks or months.
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>>62901626
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GODOWN SPY GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOOOOOOOOWN
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>>62901630
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Its getting closer spacetards - Is Elon's rocket going to blow its satellite load in the proper orbit and return safely or blow prematurely like Blue Origin? Watch live in 3 hours.
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>>62901616
>SCHD
How do the dividends work with taxes? Do you get taxed on every dividend? SCHD seems to be beating VOO quite handily over the past year, but I'm wondering if the taxes actually factor in at the end of the day. Trying to figure out what the best option for my retired dad to put some money into would be. He's kind of against the stock market but I think I can convince him to put some in.
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>>62901652

imagine the big black dildo explodes and then softbank defaults, the fed does a 50 bps hike and NVDA misses on earnings and it comes out that all the books were giga cooked
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>>62901652
There's a scheduled launch? Why isn't it happening during market hours for the LIVE MARKET REACTION in the event of a catastrophic explosion? Cowards!
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>>62901663
>None of it makes the news because nobody can send an email about it
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>>62901652
its gonna do one of these
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Why would NVDA go back up? The only reason they were """""""""""""""making money""""""""""""" was the ciruclar financing and racketeering, Huang kept shitting on everyone that called it out, the interim CEO showed a report that warned about the consequences and he called her a retarded foid. There's no forever growth, there's no infinite money glitch, it was a fucking scam and the only guy that could pull the scam is gone.
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>Retail is buying NVDA hand over fist and simply does not give a fuck about the fud, last friday it was the most bought stock, this week the buys are 5 TIMES larger than last friday
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At what price would you panic sell?
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>>62901671
It's priced in
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>>62901242
Bros, Asian hate is going to rise, we need to keep the Asians safe, if you know any cute under 30 Asian girls please bring them to me for safety. Just want to keep them safe and share my gift (investing strategies) with them
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>>62901673
im so proud of retail. they are truly following the words of warren buffet, the #1 DCA god
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>>62901671
Because of hype and fomo.
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>>62901669
More like one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErR5Uz0axOI
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>>62901680
ASIAN FATIGUE
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>>62901671
>A woman said a thing about finances
And you believed her?
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>>62901673
It's so fucking over
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>>62901674
I never panic sell, I always sell at the top.
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>>62901626
>well kalshi is claiming to do that but with a 4.7X leverage
I assume they don't let you borrow money though? That would be really wild.
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>>62901667

>ANT still IPOs for 2 trillion dollars
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>>62901662
Bro, can't you just not report income? Do you have actual competent enforcement in your area?
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kek AI baggies
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Are we going into a late afternoon dump to close?
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>>62901673
>smart retailers are following smart money
anyone who holds through this is going to be a winner, meanwhile you're on the cuck seat.
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which boomer stock deals in choccy and advent calenders? no one is suggesting any santa stocks so im taking things into my own hands..
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Why the fuck is TTWO so low right now?
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>>62901683
its so funny how only spacex gets made fun of for this
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>>62901699
Priced in.
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> Jensen the Hung destroys the biggest company in the world with crime and his dick
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>>62901699
>GTA VI is projected to make BILLIONS the first week!
Do they already have the presales? They're only releasing it on one console, are there even that many PS5s out there?
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>>62901662
I'm not in the US so the US government taxes me 30% on dividends.
From what I understand, in the US it depends on your tax bracket.
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>>62901704
Every game made by west flops to shit these days.
I would not hold high hopes for GTA.
Especially now when buying isnt owning so people pirate stuff more than ever.
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>>62901662
>How do the dividends work with taxes?
When you receive interest or dividends in a taxable account you have to pay some taxes and the amount depends on several factors. If you hold the stocks, bonds in a non taxable retirement account you do not pay taxes then and the money accumulates faster. You pay some taxes when you withdraw the money for retirement but you can also move to a state that does not have state tax on retirement to save some money.
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Retail is blowing their load buying the "dip" instead of buying the Anthropic IPO next week. KEK AI BAGGIES!!!
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>>62901710
>Every game made by west flops

the most /v/ opinion of all time
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>>62901699
look at the price action back when RDR2 came out. it immediately dropped when the game came out, despite it being a cultural phenomenon.
this time everyone who bought years ago decided 2x was plenty enough and got out before prices dumped.
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>>62901713
>Anthropic IPO next week
inb4 it performs so bad the entire market crashes
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>>62901713
what the fuck they are actually IPOing? i thought the bubble was popped why are they doing this
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A- A- A A - ARK

https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
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>>62901699
Because GTA6 is the most priced in shit in the market
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>>62901722
>why are they doing this
money
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>>62901699
>so low
It's near ATH
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The entire market is literally carried on the hope that Huang is gonna get rehired. 88% of NVDA voted to bring him back. If he doesn't come back the company is basically toast, and the entire AI market goes with it because they were paying money to get paid money.
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I saw them bidding up the futures and sold calls at 6:31 jew york time.
Because of the volatility there's more open interest in the options and because it's friday they'll hold it underwater until they expire.

The harder question is whether it'll niggerpump monday once they've washed everyone.
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>>62901616
Hmm tasty
I might sneak a little uncertainty time to time specially if it needs a lil tweak tho is that ok
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>>62901725

I was shilling it at 190 and you said it was priced in and then it nigger pumped to 235. just admit you were wrong faggot
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>>62901722
It's a desperate move to secure more funding because
THE LLM LAB BUSINESS MODEL MAKES NO MONEY
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>>62901614
That is a man.
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>>62901674
I would panic buy at 120
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>>62901731
If that is the case you may as well buy puts on NVDA right now because it's not happening ever
But you're just a retard aren't you
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>>62901734
You don't know what priced in means. Don't ever reply to me again, goyim
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>>62901713
lol you're actually buying the IPO? good luck with that.
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>>62901673
You knew it was retail because the big volume spike print came in during regular trading hours. Hedgies print their day long vwaps after hours.
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>>62901662
>How do the dividends work with taxes?
pretty sure it’s taxed as income
this is why buybacks are more based; the gains aren’t taxed until you sell, and if you hold for over a year than it’s long-term holding (discounted rate) instead of short-term holding (same rate as income tax)
>Do you get taxed on every dividend?
it’s income that you have to report in april
turbotax does it for you

>Trying to figure out what the best option for my retired dad to put some money into would be. He's kind of against the stock market but I think I can convince him to put some in.
Old people prefer these concepts of “fixed income” with lower overall annual returns but lower risk, because 50% down in a year hurts a lot more when you’re 80yo than when you’re 25yo and can actually wait.
If you don’t do S&P 500 index (which is the max risk that he’d ever be up for, you’d maybe want utilities companies that have those big stable dividends.
Otherwise, you could just do CfDs (Certificate of Deposit) from a bank, which is kind of like a safer standardized version of a bond that usually pays out around 5% interest per year.
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>>62901740
Nah, buying puts is for insider traders, I'm not a retard.
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>>62901719
Little monkeys today only play on phones and roblox. Deal with it.
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>>62901638
MAI SHOGUN
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>>62901722
Exit liquidity
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>>62901749
Huh almost as if growth in the children's entertainment sector relies on a plan for growth of some kind of misunderstood physical thing
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>>62901743
No, I'm not an AI baggie (kek).
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>>62901749
What does that have to do with GTA though
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Holy shit I never knew Jensen's real first name was Jen-Hsun
Maybe he was a chinese spy in disguise all along?!
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>>62901746
>Old people prefer these concepts of “fixed income” with lower overall annual returns but lower risk
That's because you have less time time to make it back and if you are retired you are not working and depend on the income. And it really depends on how much money and how much cushion you have. If you are barely making it you need safety. Dont gamble with your parent's retirement money. Get a professional that specialized in retirees and can explain to them safe options.
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>>62901761
He's Taiwanese
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYRgA8Zbuo&list=RDVRYRgA8Zbuo&start_radio=1
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>>62901763
But China thinks Taiwan is China
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>>62901760
Who is gonna buy that?
Kids dont have playstations cause phones era.
Adults just pirate shit.
The sales wont be nearly as big as they expect.
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>>62901763
All rook same.
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>>62901754
would bobina ever date me
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>>62901689
you could always do an unsecured personal loan through something else and get a rate of some shit like 10%
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>>62901731
it wouldn't surprise me if they bring him back after putting him through the humiliation ritual, the spy stuff seems to have been media fud
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>>62901761
bro always looked kinda asian to me
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>>62901763
I've known a surprising number of second generation Taiwanese who are surprisingly pro PRC.
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>>62901731
I mean he should come back
who cares if he had sex, we all have
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>>62901770
kek AI baggies
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>>62901766
its not a game its a cultural moment everyone will be playing the jews are mad because so man working age men in america are calling out to play it on release
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>>62901775
> everyone will be playing
Next you will tell me bitcoin still means anything. Wake up anon. That era is over.
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>>62901774
you're not funny
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>>62901766
Youre retarded and live under a rock
This isnt a game for kids
This is the most anticipated game of all time
Its coming out on consoles first so no piracy
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>>62901713
>buying the Anthropic IPO
do goyim really?
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>>62901779
I reported his ass for spamming.
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i dumped the last of my nvidia i am OUT fuck that chip smuggling piece of shit hopefully congress tears them a new one next year
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>the guy who spams ''kek ai baggies'' is buying anthropic?
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>>62901783
Based
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>>62901783
I filtered him. Worst /smg/ poster
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>>62901519
Jensen will be back after being cleared of wrongdoing. There's zero proof of any of this and the report came from an NVDA short seller.
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>>62901780
> consoles first so no piracy
Anon i...
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>>62901782
Whats your account balance right now, Scoopsicus? Are you at 20 million again?
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>>62901775
>its not a game its a cultural moment
Millennials delusion
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>>62901775
>>62901766
>>62901704
>ps5 units sold
>33 million in North America
>34 million sold in Europe
>around 30 million in the rest of the world (Asia won't be buying much of it)
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>>62901791
Watch ttwo go to 300 in the next half a year and then youll be like fuark i should have boughted...
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My Nintendo doing comfy
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>>62901793
i only play overwatch for free, tho now that all the old ultima games are on steam i might buy the bundle fo $25 will that save ea? no lol
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I bought INTCel to spite the Anthropicucks.
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>>62901793
*western video games
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>>62901796
ok now add xbox
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>>62901780
>Its coming out on consoles first so no piracy
people are having claude jailbreak every playstation update
not that a tech illiterate normie would be very motivated to try that
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>>62901809

>>62901809
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>>62901803
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>>62901798
Look at price of stocks after major hyped releases
>inb4 this time it's different
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>>62901783
you can literally always go back to r*ddit, nigger

>>62901792
at least $600k across everything
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>>62901803
>he doesn’t know
lul
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>>62901815
Whats with the hostility? This isn't bant remember, the report button exists for a reason.
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>>62901783
Based
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>>62901830
>1) it was a simple suggestion that you can return to your hug box
>2) subhuman poo cattle should only ever be addressed by their proper label, which is nigger
idk why you’re being defensive
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>>62901858
I can see why everybody hates you bantniggers
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>>62901783
... :)
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>>62901858
I dunno maybe it just wasn't clear if there was any room left that's all. If I don't know something I just go finds out
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>>62901746
I helped him set up some of his money in CDs earlier this year. Their interest rates are a bit above 4% which was the highest I could find at the time. The money's locked in for 2 years though, but I can't change that now. My plan was to get him to put at least 2/3rds of his savings in CDs (whch he already uses) and bonds (T-bills? The bonds that make more money when inflation goes up?), and then maybe 10-20% in VOO or maybe SCHD if the taxes work out to not make a difference. I feel like 10-20% in VOO isn't too dangerous.

>>62901762
Do you think it's worth talking to a professional? Would they be able to min max his finances much easier than I could? I would never gamble with his returement. I've been advising him to put 20% max into ETFs, probably less.
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>>62901783
>I reported his ass for spamming.



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