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friday night edition

>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FekRWBKC_94 [Open] [Open] [Open] [Open] [Open]

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62901242
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hmmm bobisloppina…
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so tired of bobina.
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STOP POSTING WHORE VERSIONS OF BOBOS
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Why is /biz/ like this?
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>The Reds got Professor Jensen!
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>>62901809
things aren't looking good
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>>62901803
Xbox X/S
>20 million USA
>8 million Europe
holy flop
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I was expected a bigger bloodbath in all honesty. Barely anything has moved.
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>>62901809
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
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“Pussy could be here" he thought, “I've never been to this tech conference before. There could be pussy anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his leather jacket. "I HATE MONOGAMY" he thought. GPU fans whirred loudly as powerful currents of electricity coursed through his silicon wafer and washed away his (merited) fear of snailcats. “With a GPU this powerful, an LLM can automate whatever you want," he said to himself out loud.
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why is adobe up
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GTA next week, let's see if the internet goes on a drama rampage or whatever over it like it does every time a big title comes out. Not sure it's worth it to hold TTWO right now, the noise might become too loud even if it's fake.
You know the drill.
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Are we all dumping our NVDA bags after the earnings?
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>>62901833
The witches decided to buy stocks today.
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Where is my 30% pump?
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>>62901839
What earnings? My average is 220
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>>62901827
KILL 1 BILLION FUCKING UGLY REDS
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>>62901839
Yes
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>>62901821
>>62901818
>>62901817
>he bought the pico top of the generational bubble
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How come bakers never post in their own thread?
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All I want is a 5% pump
I just want to get back to where we already fucking WERE
WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???
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Wake up babe, new 'tron dropped:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-fS_55pD0
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>>62901851
>hmmm..... (bakers)
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>>62901839
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how bad will the catastrophic anthropic ipo tank my GOOG? should i dump
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>>62901853
Noooo, I already took my preworkout, I can't watch it now
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laugh out loud at artificial intelligence investors and their investments that have gone down and/or will go down in value
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>>62901851
nigger
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GTA 5
>225 million copies sold on consoles
>out of 350 million consoles sold
>plus subscriptions
>plus microtransactions

GTA 6
>??? copies will sell
>out of ~100 million sold consoles that can run it in first world
>stock is near ATH
>surely it will go UP after release, because... because uhhhhh
ama short it
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quick reminder:
NO NIGGERS ALOUD ON /SMG/
IF YOU SEE A LOUD NIGGER, THEY ARE NOT ALOUD HERE
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>>62901857
>PLAYAN
Silksong DLC (I WISH FUCK YOU TEAM CHERRY)
>WATCHAN
Path Of Exile
>LISTENAN
DnB
>READAN
Not sure
>EATAN
Chimken sandwiches
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Lesbian
>FEELAN
Ambivalence
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AMDKEKS
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>>62901863
how dare you
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>>62901856
GOOG is a great company now and Anthropic poses literally 0 danger to it. I would love it to tank some so I can buy longer term calls on it because they are a smidgen overpriced still imo
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WATAREYA:
>BUYAN
>SELLAN
>HODLAN
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>62901857
>DRINKAN
Ghost original flavor
>FAPPAN
GirlsDoPorn
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KEK SOXL
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>>62901869
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>>62901866
Sorry, I forgot to include the /smg/ related prompts. But nice gif.
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>>62901853
>Jensen carried the whole AI industry and by extension the whole US economy on his back
Is Jensen the most powerful man alive?
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>>62901857
>>PLAYAN
with my dick
>>WATCHAN
the thread
>>LISTENAN
fan noise
>>READAN
the thread
>>EATAN
medication chewable tablets, they taste really bad, aniseed and licorice
>>DRINKAN
water
>>FAPPAN
soon
>>FEELAN
sleepy
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>>62901861
>AI """bubble""" cope
LMAO, screencapped
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>>62901864
Digital only release will kill some of its momentum too. It will be like Switch 2 launch, massive launch and then, disappointment.
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> all big shit is overpriced
> all small pre revenue shit is tanking
Gay year
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I am owed reparations for years of poor financial advice on /smg/.
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Nvidia has fallen.
Billions must Buy.
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>>62901809
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>>62901892
After we take into account the reparations you owe you're actually 15.9 million frogs in debt.
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>>62901892
Product progression?
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>>62901892
This
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>>62901895
More to fall.
Hearing.
Earning.
Ceo swap shenanigans.
Employee petitions.
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>Meta Testing New Prediction-Market App With Employees – @WSJ

LMAO MORE GOOMBA
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Reminder to ai baggies we still have a long way down.
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
someone fix this now!!!
everything calmed down!!!
we should be pumping HARD!!!
KEVIN
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>>62901872
>>BUYAN
NVDA, GLW, SKHY, CCJ
>>SELLAN
Not
>>HODLAN
LLY, MAERSK, Gold, My dick in a blender (BTC)
>>PLAYAN
Sometimes I visual playing my backlog in my brain
>>WATCHAN
Might watch Dune 2
>>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6SGoN6dA
>>READAN
News
>>EATAN
Might order burger
>>DRINKAN
Water
>>FAPPAN
Not
>>FEELAN
Autistic
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>>62901809
>>>/wsg/6269214
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>>62901910
How much did you lose so far?
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>>62901909
Bottom in January
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>>62901898
>NVDA earnings on Tuesday
>Anthropic IPO wednesday/thursday
hm this makes me think
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>>62901910
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KEK BAGGIES
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>>62901892
Sent ;)
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>>62901853
It's funny how much of this is him unintentionally cocksucking Jensen.
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>>62901872
>>BUYAN
Sitting almost all-in in cash equivalents atm
>>SELLAN
Lmao
>>HODLAN
Shitcoins
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>>62901892
I made good money only once on smiggers' advice and that was on SOUN, and it was pure luck because the stock itself was abysmal dogshit but I realized it at the time at least.

The only time I made bank was my own personal thesis on Intel in July 2024 and I got a 30% hit just a month later, I bought around the same time as le grandma guy. Then I spent a year and a half being derided by smiggers for supposedly being stupid I ended up doing a 7x on that, only regret is not having bought more
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>>62901907
Better they gamble on random bullshit than stocks, maybe we can go back to the market not being a nigger.
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>>62901837
because vibecoded slop isn't a replacement for actual software, however annoying and shitty said software is
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HURRY UP AND HIRE TIM APPLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>NVDA earnings on the 17th
>jensen goes to congress for a closed door meetin on the 18th
>anthropic ipo on the 19th
I DUB NEXT WEEK, HELL WEEK
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>>62901898
I'm a little concerned, lads
>>62901934
yeah
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>>62901929
Bullshit. Vibecoded software can be extremely useful.
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>>62901938
>SAAR LOOK AT MY TODO APP SAAAAAAARRR
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>>62901934
It's what's keeping NVDA from hitting 200USD
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>>62901938
useful doesn't mean it will be adopted at the scale needed to make ADBE and similar irrelevant.
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>>62901934
Indeed
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>>62901929
half of my 4chan extensions are vibecoded
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>>62901948
You're making his point
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>>62901948
Neat, what's you load out my friend?
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be honest, fellow soxl hodlers. who among us sold around -20% today?
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lmao LLM "investors"
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Sorry friends, I'm holding up your end of the week power hour because I haven't bought calls OR puts!
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>>62901929
I don’t understand why the ArtCraft guy didn’t just fork gimp and add whatever is missing to it
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>>62901934
D I S C O U N T L I C I O U S
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i'm starting to think that this ai thing isn't going to truly take off until humanoid robots start coming off assembly lines and becoming commonplace.
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>>62901914
I'm down about 1.17% today
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this indian has been spamming this board, with the same 'baggie baggie' spam. 24/7 fuck do you have nothing better to do?
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>>62901965
wtf is that pic?
hookers? cam girls?
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>>62901871
>they are a smidgen overpriced still imo
GOOG? Literally how?
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how's a poor fag supposed to make money in the stock market without buying and holding etfs for 5 years, you niggas day trading SOXL or sumthin
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>>62901971
no I just buy and hold the LETFs. It’s actually completely safe.
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Bears trying to pretend that the lunchtime V I predicted didn't happen.
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Should I get a job at Best Buy and start investing my money? I also want to switch my bank from the Walmart bank to a proper bank.
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>>62901968
jej chatbot hypeboys
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>>62901971
The stock market is a boomer paradise. The game is rigged against us.
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>>62901976
>the Walmart bank
Do Amerifats really?
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>>62901969
Shut up pervert
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swing trading stopped working for me at the beginning of June, then it came back a little in late September and then it stopped working again
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>>62901971
You mean you didn't but SOXL at $8.50?
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>>62901968
He's a Canadian student in California (so yes, an Indian)
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>>62901985
last time i was in /smg/ the thread stock darling was TQQQ
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>>62901982
I never asked you, nigger
>>
HAPPENING

This boomer said NVDA has no succession plan and their board is full of random faggots who know nothing about tech. There's former Taco Bell and NFL executives on the board.
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>>62901990
SPXL/TQQQ/SOXL/TMF is the ideal diversified folio
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>>62901990
stock market is priced way too high to be doing that shit rn
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>>62901824
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what even is the point of this general
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>>62901990
fuck off
TQQQ is MY waifu
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>>62901994
>TMF
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>>62901993
doesnt matter it has jews behind it now which means it will niggerpump sometime in the future
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>>62901993
CNBC has been saying this all day
Nasdaq doesn't require companies to have a succession plan unlike the s&p 500
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>>62901968
What's not to understand here?
A well trained dog barks at stupid things, alerts his owner to unseen stupid. It belongs.
A well trained monkey laughs at stupid things. It's a joke, get it? It is noble yet misunderstood work. It belongs. You can tell because of the self defensive posturing. The teeth, isn't it beautiful? Maybe I want one ok
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lmao LLM exit liquidity
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>>62901985
I thought you said $85.00!!
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>>62902000
Just wait until rates go back to normal
also those losses would be compensated with the massive gains of spxl, tqqq and soxl
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>>62901997
Bobina worship
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>>62902006
Oh no no no no
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green week
mumus won
bobos lost
new highs are coming
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>>62902012
Karp is a special fella
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>>62901997
To watch it all burn down
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>>62901997
sharing pink wojaks
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>>62901746
I helped him set up some of his money in CDs earlier this year. Their interest rates are a bit above 4% which was the highest I could find at the time. The money's locked in for 2 years though, but I can't change that now. My plan was to get him to put at least 2/3rds of his savings in CDs (whch he already uses) and bonds (T-bills? The bonds that make more money when inflation goes up?), and then maybe 10-20% in VOO or maybe SCHD if the taxes work out to not make a difference. I feel like 10-20% in VOO isn't too dangerous.

>>62901762
Do you think it's worth talking to a professional? Would they be able to min max his finances much easier than I could? I would never gamble with his returement. I've been advising him to put 20% max into ETFs, probably less
>>
>>62901997
i have gotten good plays from /smg/ you just got to cut through the noise
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>>62901997
Shitposting
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More blood in the streets.
Still haven't reached critical mass yet.
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japanese kids are smarter than biz
imagine gambling with your money in the "market"
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>>62902019
The whole point of the advisor is so that you don’t ruin your relationship. Let the advisor ruin their relationship.
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>>62902027
>student trying to recover the [money] her mother lost in the [stock market] before killing herself
jesus christ the japs love being dark
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>>62902027
As if we are doing this shit willingly and not to survive.
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>>62901992
How did you know I was Black?
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I understand it...
Blue government doesn't want us, the people, using AI. It's too good. It can teach us to do things they intentionally keep out of reach. Stock trading being one of them.
They're tearing the public AI operations apart at the seams by controlling news narratives and reporting what they've known for years as soon as it turns convenient to them for us to know. Information is a tool, one they intend to wield like a bullhook against us.
They want AI for their purposes - surveillance, censorship, and profit. It the AI is cornerstoned by private companies like Nvidia and AMD, they only get a piece of the third part. Not enough for them. So they cease production so they can seize production. They give us a false reason for it and run it into the ground. Then they resume AI development on tax dollars and their next step is telling us their version of AI datacenters will be environmentally clean, even if they're not.
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>>62901997
FUD
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>>62902032
It’s a fantastic first episode. Really nails dealing with an addict parent.
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>>62901997
To annoy you.
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>>62902037
BECAUSE AINT NO NIGGERS ALOUD IN SMG
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>>62902031
I see
>>
Its just an off Friday. Next week, we moon.
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so.. we buying ANT?
>>62902040
bearish on grimdark happlessbeit
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Nvidia was the most valuable company on earth and boomers still say nuhvidya
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>>62902052
ANT looks like a fuck no to me but nothing is following the patterns this past month
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>>62902054
It's actually over for nvidia
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>>62902043
Ok I'll be quiet
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I love how everything is up big in after hours, then I wake up and everything is dumping hard in premarket, funny that eh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYU_geUwQoA
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>>62902027
I never even knew about FX until hearing of that madness.
>>
Some of are aight. Don't stay in the market over the weekend
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>>62902059
hes spinning like the mind if i praise the lord guy meme
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>>62902038
Normies genuinely think the government is the solution when the state is the actual problem. You can't fix a rigged system—they're already government slaves, or will be soon enough, no matter what happens.
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>>62902060
YEAH
NO NIGGERS ALOUD OR NO NOTHIN
SO IF YOU SEE A LOUD NIGGER, LET EM KNO THEY NOT ALOUD
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>>62902032
Many such cases, every single day, thousands per year
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i slurpeded
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>>62902065
time to put on some shorts
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>he slurpeded
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im rerolling tauren shaman
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im buying puts for nvidia earnings
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>>62902027
parents showing kids this anime at a young age are setting them up for failure. congratulations, they wont ever gamble. on the flip side they wont even do the most basic, conservative, and boring type of investing, VOO and chill.

and when they reach retirement age they wont have as much as they could (especially with social security being nuked) and generational wealth? forget about it.
>>
>>62902068
Preach brotha. Niggas together we strong
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I have a special kind of feeling that something really, really funny is going to happen to AI baggies after the markets close.
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>>62902082
asians literally have no plan for retirement its either be doctor and engineer or die
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>>62902085
what are the hedge funds doing?
>>
>>62902083
YEAH NIGGA
WE B NIGGAS
WE B LOUD
WE B NIGGAS
WE B PROUD

AINT NO NIGGAS ALOUD OR NO NOTHN
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>>62902038
Well... Yeah! You ain't no monkey now, that's YOUR fault you know that?
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>>62902080
I'm playing troll orc
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POWER TEN MINUTES PLEASE
full recover NOW!!!!!!
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>>62902089
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>>62902027
all of those women would make way more money as prostitutes
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>>62902032
koreans are killing themselves by the hundreds or even thousands over degenerate, leveraged trading. it happens.
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>>62902089
In late June they announced that AI trade is over and you need to rotate out of it into broader market, and putting any more money into AI is misallocation of capital
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POWER TEN PLEASE GOD
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>>62902098
Holy shit it fuggin worked
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>>62902101
Interesting. Thanks, anon.
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>>62902098
you did it, how did you do it
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You're going to slurp up a shitload of nvda in these final minutes of the week and get clobbered Monday morning.
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>>62902109
Let the hedge funds know:
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
>SLURPIN' SEMIS TILL I FUCKEN DIE
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>>62902121
very bearish signal.
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>>62901997
To laugh at AI baggies
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>Our company is now under fire for massive financial fraud.
>Hmmm yes, let’s put the CFO roastie who signed off on hiding all that china revenue as the interim CEO.
Is the Nvidia board retarded???
This looks hilariously bad.
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>RT @elonmusk: @yunta_tsai A petition is underway to reinstate Jensen and I’m signing it too
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>>62902090
Scoopsies do you have an plans this weekend? I dont mean to interrupt your spergout you are currently experiencing.
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>>62902128
My ex does this shit. It's just cyoa paperwork for the company to not be liable when breached.
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a single drop of proof has yet to surface implicating Jensen in chip smuggling
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK MY FIRST IRON CONDOR FAILED I LOST $600 BUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKSSSSSS
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>>62902127
Oh my god these people are going to have so much egg on their face.
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>>62902133
It's the weekend.
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>>62902133
this isn't the court. the market shoots first
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>>62902140
the market is shooting blanks
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>>62902133
lol
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>>62902139
Last weekend was when the first part of the story came out.
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>>62902143
no fact no evidence no proof stay mad fud boy
>>62902145
it's based on a report in may from an NVDA short seller
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>>62902139
Youre damn right its!
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?
Mid-month check-in?!?!
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>>62902151
+0.29%
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I'm taking a break
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>JUST IN: Jensen fucked your mom
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>>62902027
Japs are all gambling addicts. They need this propaganda to stay in line.
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>>62902151
Today: -1.07%
This Week: +5.09%
This Month: -1.53%
This Year: +21.13%
From Peak: -9.46%
12 Months: +8.52%
meh
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absolute dogshit market

get your shit together america
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>>62902151
-5,05%
SHEEEEEEEEEESH
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>>62902151
SOXL
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>>62902145
The same time it broke out about meghan markles pedo father. Things come into and out of news cycles. /biz/ appears oblivious to how time works.
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>>62902151
you're off by one second ding ding guy, are you feeling well today?
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>>62902133
Ironically the bitch in charge right now could be closer to jail time than Jensen is because she signed off on redacting Singapore revenues from investors.
Jensen could wiggle around that he was tricked or whatever.
If Jensen gave her a direct order to redact critical information from the 10-Q, then yeah he’s cooked.
But Kress is GUARANTEED cooked because as the CFO she makes the 10-Qs.
She personally broke the law by hand.
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One of the worse brain farts this year. I was sure I sold my NVDA 11/18/2026 calls but`I guess I forgot.
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>>62902170
very very bad sign
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>>62902151
Down 3.9% over the week. 1.48% just today.
But, overall, I'm up 107.47% since I opened my account in May of 2021. Most of that was Nvidia and now look at it.
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>BREAKING: FAA issues nationwide ground stop

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62902109
Is that why walmart and costco is at 50 PE?
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>>62902170
There was lag on my end. I hit the button on time, but I'm running some high-CPU shit on my PC right now. I'll try harder next week.
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>>62902151
>down -0.54%
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The Federal Aviation Administration issued a nationwide ground stop due to frequency and communication issues across the National Airspace System
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>>62902151
+17.28%
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Trump is going to attack Iran this weekend and everything is going to dump again.
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>>62902175
that seems like a pretty big deal. microsoft related i assume
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>>62902177
its ok, i just wanted to make sure youre ok fren. i always look forward to you posting
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>>62902175
Shit, I was going to visit my family on the other coast... Guess it's a video call Thanksgiving.
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Is the stock market why everyone is poor? They pour all that wealth into a line that goes either up or down. They don't buy nice clothes, trips, cars or houses as they once did. Money has become a mean to its own end.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>62902176
The Costco multiple is crazy, but it just keep going up.
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>>62902175
I can't fucking wait for BLACKED Monday
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT
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I fucking told you guys. I just thought it would be slower. Look at it go, god damn.
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>>62902151
Made max profit on calls I sold today.
Meanwhile my longs dragged me down to -1.13% on the day and -6% for the week.
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I've been fucked this week. All my dreams and hopes gone. I decided to marathon LOST. It brings me memories, those days when I was a little kid playing gamecube and playing sports with my friends. I'm outtie. GOODBYE.
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AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
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>>62902151
>+0.10
kind of fucked up an attempted SOXS play this morning and lost some money but nbd.
little under 15% cash rn.
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I want to get a cute girl in some mom jeans and cum on her ass. I hate this fucking market
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>>62902190
i need to get a gf. weekends are so lonely without the stock market to occupy my timr
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*fpplurt*
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>he missed that dip
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Nigger dump to slurp hard for nigger pump Monday. You still got 5 minutes to buy calls.
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>>62902175
The fuck?
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>JUST IN: MASSIVE ATTACK ON U.S. MILITARY BASE IN BAHRAIN

FUCK FUCK FUCK!
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>>62902204
Was that a fart?
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such a fucking clown world
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>>62902179
Rainy with a chance of red next week
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>>62902210
The fuck lil donny gonna do
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>>62902211
Huh? Oh sorry
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>>62902175
iz we be getting another 9/11?
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MICROSOFTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62902203
It's fun, the crappy part is how they always want to do shit. It gets a little exhausting but it's worth it.
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LAST CHANCE FOR NIGGER GREEN MONDAY

JEWS DUMPED TO MEGA SLURP
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The market is overspooped. That's my analysis.
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>>62902195
>Three Dog Night - Shambala starts playing
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why buy VOO? you may as well just buy KO, gold or something.
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>>62902126
Rene Haas seems like a comfy CEO
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Microsoft really shitting the bed today huh. Monday will probably destroy it
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>>62902151
>Depotwert:126.311,07 EUR
>Diff. zum Vortag: -0,41 EUR
-0.41 EUR loss on a low 6 figure portfolio
It's mathematically close to 0.0% today
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>>62902151
-0.18%
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26.

but realistically if i left what i would do is try to live in a walkable city. i live in the usa. not having to spend money on a car at all would be huge. and you don't REALLY need a car. i've lived without one before. but then ur trapped in an apartment in a city which is a different kind of hell.

i guess the redpill is to get rich and then move out somewhere rural. but all these jobs require u to sell ur soul.

but i have $50k in the bank so i may be doing better than many. but no job.
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>>62902128
maybe gonna build a PC that I’ve been putting off
also,
>that clip
>>62902132
sounds about right.
I’ve heard professional white team cybersecurity doesn’t have much career growth and it’s more repetitive checklist stuff, but I didn’t know if it was something a random illiterate roastie without a degree like from the clip could do
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>>62902219
>American Airlines down 1.0%
It is truly over
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>>62902151
Day: +27.64%
Week: +13.10%
Month: -12%
I got fucked over hard on Election day.
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Jesus Christ, niggers are crashing it even further?? I hope everyone that sold today goes broke and can never fuck everyone over again.
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>>62902222
Checked and overspooped confirmed.
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>>62902231
From /g/:
>If you want to post bond for someone who is in jail, please go there in person and pay directly at the jail. The sheriff is currently unable to receive E-Mails about online payments.
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>>62902236
buy a bike bubu, and youre doing better than many. start an online patreon project and just put ur stocks on defense o algo
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>>62902195
This was the last time I felt joy watching TV.
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>all radar out across the country
kek use the force Luke
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>>62902246
Keep em locked up
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AAAHHHH WE'RE UNDER ATTACK HELP ME BIG YAHOO!
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>microshit not working
>airplanes cant fly
kek is usa being attacked or something?
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>>62902246
Glad i sold it all in june.
Was feeling its becoming too shit to even maintain price.
Most phones run on linux now and even computers are slowly shifting away.
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all of america ran on outlook and office 365
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>>62902236
its not too late to start an onlyfans even if youre a male in your mid 20s. hit the gym for a year or so and roleplay as a femboy, the craze for that is hot right now. bonus points for goth femboy.

feel free to link your profile here
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>>62901827
Maybe he wanted an exit, if he's in the know then he knows what approaches. Getting to fuck a chinese spy, or something pretending to be one was the cherry on top of career suicide that's less disruptive than him stepping down for no reason.
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>>62902027
funny
watching this anime just made me want to try day trading again
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>>62902267
don't give in
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canada is experiencing Issues with its radars and communications too, flights are being restricted
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>>62902231
>>62902219
microsoft has been having absolutely epic outages in other areas of the company like github for at least a full year now.
they also just fired something like 60k more engineers, and think they can just fill that work out with poos and vibeslopping.
The entirety of microsoft’s products is just turning into poopy vibe slop.
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>>62902266
It wasnt actually a spy. Thats just headlines.
The whole affair is a cover up for breaking the laws and cooking the books.
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so that's it, it seems we're all just going to die this weekend
it's fine
my life sucked, and it was a waste of time, but i've gotten all that i can out of it i guess
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>>62901926
I made 200% on HGRAF, but after I sold mine, I don’t know what happened.
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>>62902252
>>62902259
holy shit it's true
>all departing aircraft nationwide must remain grounded
>we will try to help any arriving aircraft land on a case by case basis
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>>62901929
For now.
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what are the best new tech stocks for $10/share?
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STOP BULLYING ME DANIEL
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>>62902281
Spch
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>>62902281
Share price doesn't matter, nigger. Look at market capitalization
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>>62902272
>think they can just fill that work out with poos and vibeslopping
Intentional take down of american tech companies. Remember all those fires at food processing facilities a few years ago, the flood of illegals, firing of US workers for replacement with H1-Bs? Jenson too.
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>FA issues nationwide shut down
>After stock market closes

huh, interesting.

Its almost like jews are involved with this

my bets are on "rogue AI" attack or "Iran led a AI hack attack"
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>>62902281
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>>62902219
Did Russia do a terrorisms?
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>>62902281
ticker: RAM
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>KLAR +8%
KlarnaCHADS we are all going to make it.
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>>62902272
>The entirety of microsoft’s products is just turning into poopy vibe slop.

i really want to dump windows and move to linux but im too retarded and addicted to steam
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>>62902282
i already drinkded your onion jucie
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>>62902289
Surely its intentional destruction of murrikan civilization.
Not just short sighted management trying to maximize profit over long term prospects and cracks slowly showing.
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the stock market is so Jew coded its unreal
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>>62902264
>Goth femboy
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>>62902286
>Share price doesn't matter, nigger.
it matters when I am practicing various options strategies and do not want to sling 30k to try something out. Yes, I do sling 30-50k on options when I have tried a strategy out and become comfortable with it, but for practice I want something cheap. What happened to all the new tech companies like in 2023-2024 time frame?
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>>62902297
Steam works on linux anon.
Linux today is not linux of 10 years ago.
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>>62902302
Let him be. Trying to bring about what you want in the world is admirable. I for one would like to go back to female slavery.
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All US air bases in the UK are also on lockdown due to the risk of drone attacks. Netanyahu is finally doing his false flag to stay in power.
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>>62902297
Steam and games that don't use anticheat work fine on Linux these days.
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>>62902290
>FA issues nationwide shut down
cyber attacks. Iran is responding to Trump's retardation. Likely to get worse. The attacks have been going for a few weeks, remember the freezer fiasco in Europe where all the food spoiled? Yeh it happened at US military bases too but they kept it quiet for a few weeks.
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>>62902305
will all my games work? sorry im a tard and havent done much research... its only steam holding me back all the other apps i commonly use should be available on linux or there would be a acceptable alternative
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>>62902320
Not all, but its worked on i believe.
You would have to look it up.
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>>62902290
>Cyber attack
How could Klaus have predicted this?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKRvS-C04o
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And at the chime of a city clock
Put up VOO roadblock
Hang on to your crown
For a stone in a tin can
Is wealth to the city man
Who leaves his armour down
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A PLANE JUST GROUNDED OVER MY HOUSE
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>>62902325
thanks anon will do some proper research
ms is trash always has been
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And now, I have diarrhea
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>>62902336
VOO poster is prob the richest guy here
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>62902346
Tis a cyberattack, Arisen.
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MSFT barely dumping
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Bitcorn is getting fucked
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>>62902337
Are you trolling or did it really?
Where?
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THEY HAVE ARRIVED
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>>62902335
It’s almost like they’re cramming all the fake and gay shit they had planned under a trump presidency to be executed as fast as possible before he becomes lameduck/impeached.
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>>62901809
is she gonna be naked in the next OP?
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>>62901853
Intedesting
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a bit of a hold up here it seems
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>>62902349
Is Dragon's Dogma 2 worth it, Arisen?
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Call it
>https://strawpoll.com/xVg71Ka6Gyr
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1 hour spacetards
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>>62902370
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>>62902373
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>>62902367
Dark arisen expansion is good shit.
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>>62902367
It is now with the DLC. Base game was highly improved with other updates working up to the DLC. Hard Mode feels like it should be the baseline experience.
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>>62902195
Didn't this piece of shit finish without any closure or sense? That makes me not want to watch it
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>>62902151
>SCHD up
>VEW up
>everything else down
Oh, well.
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>>62902373
jpg for ants
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>>62902382
Lost was one of the best shows to grace television only to have a horrific ending due to the writers strike.
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>>62902381
>>62902380
Hmm. I'll probably download it when I'm on holiday. Thanks fellers
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THE WHOLE COUNTRIES GETTING CYBER ATTACKED
YOU BOUGHT AT THE START OF WW3
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>>62902373
If its not Starship I don't care
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Nuke mosquew and tehran. Get it over with, Donnie.
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>>62902393
deploy operation iron maiden
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>>62902393
Dont worry its just US. They are basically always at war with something or they collapse.
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Riverboat and tanker collide, people in the water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaw7925rXP4
cyber attack or just another day in the south?
How does this affect my tanker stocks.
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>>62902393
Why won't any AI lab admit to radar or infrastructure hacks? I missed the headlines about AI wiping out humanity.
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IRANIANS ARE ATTACKING MY SMART REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62902392
Post your pawn on >>>/vg/ddg/
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if this shit is some AI related airline hack it's literally fucking over
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>>62902393
There is no cyber attack. It’s just Indians
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>>62902406
they really think they will get as us by hacking the toaster
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news trannys melting down rn because a plane is waiting too long in an airport or something kek
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>>62902346
Monday should be green.
They are trying everything today and the markets aren't taking it too badly.
If you read about Iran testing a nuke on the weekend, remember your training and don't sell the bottom.
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>>62902420
Depends on where they test it. Certain hebrew locations might cause a retail pump.
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NORTH KOREA JUST HACKED MY HITACHI
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hope a plane crash lands on mar a lago
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>>62902406
> learn how to save money by turning your freezer into a heater with this simple hack
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I swear trading has been on very hard new game +++++ difficulty this past month and I'm just getting raped out there
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The Ayatollah just hacked my Tamagachi
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>>62902420
The market is holding up well largely due to hype surrounding the upcoming Anthropic IPO. But remember: when the market entered its last crab phase, it kicked off right around the SpaceX IPO
>>
>>62902393
HOLY SHIT MY GAY VIBRATING BUTTUG JUST GOT HACKED.
FUCKING MICROSOFT.
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>>62902440
Pass, pass, would, pass
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>>62902438
Just long some decent photonics and robotics
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Here you boys play while I go do laundry:

>>62902445
>>62902445
>>62902445
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>>62902440
Wife
Ignore
Friend
Fuckbuddy
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>>62902444
same
Shoulders on 1 and 4 are rough, pretty faces though
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>>62902440
4,3,1
2 looks like a non
I think 4 is maybe the only one that was feeling extra and cared to do their makeup that day
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>>62902395
>If its not Starship I don't care
its Starship superheavy - 45 minutes
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>>62902482

>>62902482
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>>62902450
>>62902484



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