All you're radar belong to us.>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>62901809
inb4 AI hacked the FAA
Please hackers dont hack my bank account and put a million bucks there! That would totally devastate me!
>>62902451KLARnamarines???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kQUIlyM-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kQUIlyM-4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kQUIlyM-4
Welp, here is your black swam event smiggerstake your pick>Rogue AI hack>Iran / Chinese AI hack>Microsoft hacked that fucked up FAA>some sort of attack related to AIright at market close as well. this is very jewish indeed. Monday is gonna be a 30% dump
I can't stop about all the anons that might be trapped in any of those airports :(. How are they gonna get home? Do they get food or a hotel room or something?Stay safe, anons.
Time to just put everything into an ETF and stop looking for a few weeks... Who am I kidding I'll be back to losing my money on Monday
>>62902472The machine was beeping and someone unplugged it because it was loud, when they went home they forgot to plug it back in.
my life is over
>>62902474>I can't stopThinking
you guys are always too dramatic for your own good
>>62902468Anon it doesn't make sense to post a nervous Bobo when disruptive events are taking place, he likes those. You should be posting a gleeful or conniving Bobo when concerning events are happening. Please do better. Thank you. >>62902478lmfao
>>62902456ugh I wanna fug that mouse
>>62902474>Stay safe, anons.If they have money they can charter a private jet
>FAA was in the process of switching over to a AI system to help control plane traffic >entire country has to ground flights today uh ai bros... i dont like this....
>>62902492Anon, a ground stop means everyone. You aren't exempt because you aren't flying on a commercial carrier.
>>62902451ARE THOSE SOME EARNINGS?AAAAAAA I MUST REPOOOORT EARNINGS
THE MARKET IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PAYCHECKS INTO NEGATIVE PNL FUCKKKKKKK
>>62902493That’s the narrative but i think it’s something else
>>62902493>FAA was in the process of switching over to a AI system"actually indians" - AI. Is that why the need so many more H1-Bs ?
i sold the last of my nvidia only got like a modest 2000+% gain good luck to everyone holding for earnings next week will prob pump lol
>release ze cyber pandemic fud
>>62902477This except they needed to charge their phone
>>62902494Yep, here's Teterboro, the airport in NJ where all the NYC private jets fly from. There's seven waiting, and one just gave up and taxied down the runway back to the parking area.
So is it too late to buy puts or do you just kinda try to work in a recovery play
NOOO MY HECKIN ANTHROPIC IPO WAS SUPPOSED TO $3 TRILLION WHY DID JENSEN HAVE SEX WITH A DOZEN CHINESE WOMEN
we need less doom and gloom in here. what are you smiggas buying on bl*ck friday? im thinking about buying some new headphones, mine is falling apart
>>62902445Would you look at the time?The stock markets close and further communication chaos rocks the globe.
>>62902472Any of the above PLUS aggressive verbiage from democrats saying they're gonna heavily regulate AI
“Pussy could be here" he thought, “I've never been to this tech conference before. There could be pussy anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his leather jacket. "I HATE MONOGAMY" he thought. GPU fans roared in agony as kilowatts of electricity surged through the traces of his girthy silicon wafer and washed away his (merited) fear of snailcats. “With a GPU this powerful, an LLM can automate whatever you want," he said to himself out loud.
>>62902521The time is interesting.
>>62902474>all the anons that might be trapped in any of those airportsor in jail
>>62902530A rape hoe
the only people buying this week were scotty b and mouthbreathing retards who don't understand volatility
Bought more Intel. I hope I'm not wrong here.
>>62902532>>62902533Duality of bagholder
>>62902533tempting
I play maplestory so i spend less time here
>>62902451>klarDo you release good news before good earnings to gain attention or it's just damage control?
>>62902532Nigga it's the over factory
>>62902537bro i'm about to play ow rn
>>62902542Shut the fuck up lil nigga zoom zoom
Stay safe, Amerianons :(. Sometimes you insult me for being European, but I know it's just banter and you in fact love me very much. I really do believe it. So stay safe.
>>62902472If humanity has any future vs AI then Jense wouldn't be busy fucking women all around the world.
>>62902519I’m a total audiophool and I’m always looking for new gear even though I have no need. What headphones are you considering? Maybe if QTEX giga pumps I’ll treat myself to something.
>>62902472>Monday is gonna be a 30% dumpoh god i hope so let's goooo
>MFW waiting for Monday's dump after WWIII kicks off this weekend.
CHINESE HAIRY PUSSYBOBINA'S HAIRY PUSSYMIDDLE MANAGEMENT HAIRY PUSSYAAARRRGGGHHHHH
>>62902549>21 hours ago
>>62902549Americans hate us, unironically
>>62902561Top fucking kek.So this is the power of AI, huh baggies.Outlook down and all flights grounded.
>>62902561vibe coded caca craps out twice in two days time for people to wake up realize ai sucks ass
>>62902564Just the commies and the commie adjacents
There is a current /smg/ psyop to post lewdful images of Bobina. You will not sway my heart or my penis. I have always been faithful to Mumu. I will never short. I will never buy puts. I am a man of faith.
>>62902535>>62902536I think short term case is pretty compelling but long term I do think Intel is a high reward play for a moderate risk. Lots of good things, I don't think those earning comments are as bad as people wanna make and the foundry seems realer than ever.
>>62902577Has she been faithful to you?
So, RSP or VOO if I'm a retard with no self control and will end up pulling money out of it to try and lose a day trade on a shit ticker?
>>62902585> equal weightgross.
>>62902561HAHAHAHAHAH
>>62902587That doesn't answer my question bitch
10 minutes spacetardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlR1agMLyMk
upgrades causing outages? never happens
>>62902593The fuck do we care?Honestly. Like, be real. Why the fuck should any of us potential investors care about a rocket? What is the future application?Fracking on Mars?
So year AI may be fucked. I just hope space is the next big thing.
>>62902574Based, accelerate.
>>62902595This particular launch is significant because they are going for the double catch of both the lower and upper stages, if successful it will mark the first fully reusable rocket
GUYS! I bought some SQQQ. The line can go back up now. I saved the stock market!
>>62902528SEX WITH MUALANI
>>62902595Are you for real? Reducing the price of kg to orbit by x10 is going to open entire new industries.
>>62902595>What is the future application?I am investing is SPCX. SPCX is deeep into AI and sat internet and soon direct cell to sat global comms. If successful to orbit Starship will deploy 26 of the new V3 sats. They will attempt to catch both. This is supposed to replace Falcon 9. Its going to make me a lot of money, or I will get a job at Denny's with Jensen
>>62902596I’ve been thinking that green energy might be a good way to get out of AI with Democrats getting back in power and likely winning the presidency in 2028. I’m starting to look at solar, EV charging, heat pumps, etc. I’m just holding one or two more bags and once I’m green I’m done with semis.
>>62902555just some standard bose with noise cancelling and some bass, something under $250.also does anyone think its actually aliens this time and not AI attacking us
>>62902595The fuel for rockets is actually dirt cheap and the expensive part is everything else, so if they only cost fuel they suddenly become extremely cheap.
>>62902600great now call me when that means fuck-all to me
>>62902549AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAND YOU KNOW THE BESTTHEY FLYONRUBBISHBOING SHITAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAOFFICIAL LAUGH AT BURGERS THREAD
>>62902456
WATAREYA:>BUYAN>SELLAN>HODLAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>62902603What kind of industriesdon't say space mining, it is still more economical to mine on earth
>>62902613I’m not too current on Bluetooth headphones but I’d cross-shop Sony and Sennheiser at least, I think they have offerings in that price range.
>>62902625Zero-G production, many times cheaper space stations, many times cheaper flights to the Moon, massive swarms of sats of various kinds.
>>62902625NTArare mineral mining where you can just shit all of the toxic stuff back out and not do any remediation.
>>62902625space bitcoin
>>62902624>WATAREYA:>BUYANWEN>SELLANNothing>HODLANFRO>PLAYANHades 2>WATCHANYouTube>LISTENANCaterina Barbieri>READANNothing>EATANSausage>DRINKANTap water>FAPPANNo>FEELANKys
i blame Nvidia for this
>>62902456Have another one
>>62902493SKYNET HAS TAKEN CONTROL
>>62902473>2 looks like a non>while 4 obviously is the latina/latinamixLMAO what a retard
>>62902625Space beer, the fermentation is optimal with no gravity enabling even distribution
IT JUST LANDED ON MY HOUSE
It's over -10% on monday...
Space is bullshit, btw.>Underwater>DatacentersThink about it.
welp not only did Elon not catch the booster the went for a water landing and it hovered a bit then explodeds before hitting the water :( sadLooks like I will be working at Denny's after all.
>>62902593>KABOOMSpaceX -2$ in perps
>>62902656its been tried
>>62902451
Am I seeing this right? Did one of the rockets just heem itself?
>>62902594Not at this scale in any serious country, no. That's what you expect out of meme third world countries, if they can even be called that, that is.
>>62902661looks like it either hit the shallow water or is on land and burning upright
>>62902657>believed the white devilHow's it feel to be the new native american?
>>62902667They aborted catch. Big red next week.
>>62902656>Underwater>saltwaterrust and corrodes within a year, all data corrupted. you need one half of the world dedicated to cooling data centers (which will destroy the environment and make the lands barren) while the other half reaps the profit
>>62902669It’s over
>>62902671>How's it feel to be the new native american? lots of fire water and peyote to ease the lost space gains
>>62902672I literally had my mouse hovering on the buy button holy shit I almost just got a fat bag
They aborted because of birds
insiders loaded a shitton of weekly single stock crash puts by the wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRGoSbYHQE
>>62902668The USA is a third world countryI feel bad for Canada
You space baggies realize that buying space x for space is like buying google for Waymo right? It’s a relatively small part of the valuation
Elon musk won the IPO game.He became a trillionaire at the peak of the bubble. Meanwhile openai got completely screwed by refusing to IPO and anthropic is going to IPO into a black hole.
>>62902593>>62902669Dank. Didn’t he want to hit a rate of launching those things 10 times per day or some shit?What’s the significance of this one? Bigger rocket or interesting cargo?
>>62902687AI is getting raped bro. They want to retire Falcon 9 while more launches are needed than ever and competition is catching up while Starship keeps exploding for years with no progress.
>>62902683>aborted because of birdsWhat. It didn’t explode?
I will likely stop posting on bant cmmg as the bullrun is over
>>62902687The other 95% is grok bot. A third tier AI on par with French AI companies.
>>62902687Starlink is the real money maker there, iirc
>>62902577>Open those SHORTs anon and PUT it in.
why is soxl crashing and burning in after hours trading?
When do you guys think bonds will pump?If the economy is as bad as you guys say they'll have to cut rates at some point
>>62902694It did exploded a little but that was after they aborted catch and sent it to the water
>>62902698Starlink is profitable but it’s nothing compared to what you’re paying for when you buy space x
Hey wait how come Iran hasn't asked DeepSeek V4 pro how to get a nuclear weapon?Iran doesn't need scientists anymore now that they have chinese models
>>62902690>Didn’t he want to hit a rate of launching those things 10 times per day or some shit?They are building a massive space launch facility in Georgia and expanding their base in Texas and have plans/intentions to launch every day. Falcon 9 is 99.5% success rate but they cant get the bugs out of Superheavy yet, another setback today. Maybe more problems to come as they are still carrying 26 satellites in Starship and need another burn to get it to the right orbit and deploy the sats. Then hope to catch or at last not crash Starship on the return.>>62902690>What’s the significance of this one?They had planned to catch both the booster and Starship but the booster crashed, Starship still in space will see if it can finish mission and return safely. SPCX is pushing hard but still having problems with it.Keep in mind SPCX has 11,100 + satellites in orbit now for Starlink internet.
>>62902698it is and it has a ton of disruption potential. they could've just ipo'd that at $250b and that would've been actually respectable. nobody would've batted an eye at $350b. god forbid anything reasonable happens.>>62902705>cutting rates will pumpu bondsno ma'am
>>62902721I mean they willif the 10Y yield goes down TLT pumps
so 100% it was the AI right? nationwide issues the day after the AI is rolled out can't be a coincidence. ATC still runs on like windows 95 or some shit.
>>62902673
>>62902717The barricade against them getting their hands on nuclear weapons isn't the knowledge. The recipe for making a nuke is public information available for 80+ years.Obtaining materials and actually doing it are the challenges.
>>62902726yes, but not a rogue, smart one. there's very likely some issue with the newly installed ai system. just some buggy code, man. hallucinations or something like that.
>>62902730Any frontier model can tell you how to make those materials from scratch.
Sex isn’t even that cool how do you lose billions of dollars because of it it? I’d oust Jensen not for the infidelity and moral ineptitude but because you can’t trust him to can’t fight off his base instincts. Bro you aren’t 19 years old with some hot freshman on your lap. He is like 60, you really need pussy that bad? Off of an old lady? Nah fire this dude asap In hindsight the leather jacket is kind of weird and pathetic
>>62902723dude...
>>62902736Same thing.
>yuropoors and mexicANOs just suspended flights to the US on request of the FAAyeah this shit ain't ending soon.
Whats this about MSFT?
>>62902731
>>62902701japanese women are so precious.I want to enslave her in my basement and pop a dozen kids out of her.>why is soxl crashing and burningprobably spaceX somehow>>62902707>they aborted catchthis sounds way less catastrophic than the last time one of their things blew upit was over some birds though? really?>>62902713I completely agree. I’d never buy it.
>>62902739man he looks like such an asshole now, not just the horndog shit but also the nepotism with his kids, the smuggle of chips to the chinese army, and so on
>>62902739Fuck sake, I’m so sick of puritan america. Men should be able to have mistresses and side chicks and it not matter. But it only does matter because of forced monogamy and religion because it’s a no-no.
>>62902744I mean they didn't have a choice, what were the planes supposed to do wait with passengers in the sky?
>>62902753he could have fucked anyone, he chose to fuck chinese spies and direct reports
>>62902751If seems like our intelligence knew about it too. Fucking hell what a loser
>>62902753They knew about the affairs but they released them to force Jensen to resign. They’re trying to distance themselves from Jensen because of the impending China export scandal.
>>62902739It was a crash looking for a cause.
>>62902757He wasn't fired because of the spy, he was fired for fucking his subordinates, something every man did in the past but not in americaIn America straight sex is illegal
>>62902717the risk of nuclear weapons has always been a lie pushed by israel to suck us into their wars.the fucking WMDs lie for iraq is what got us involved over there even though not a single terrorist from 9/11 was from iraq.the gold dust nonsense is basically “we blew up their fission power plants, and now we want to collect all the rubble that we think they’d re-use in little baggies and confiscate it”Why the fuck did we let pakistan have nukes but we have an absolute rabid hatred and fear for iran getting anywhere close?
mrbeast launched a satellite on spacex lol?
>>62902753I don’t care that he cheated. It’s that he’s so horned up and stupid he gets honey potted by an old ladyThere’s levels to acting without thinking. If I’m starving and you put a plate of shit in front of me and tell me I’m not allowed to eat it, I’m not eating it. If it’s a juicy filet you can’t blame me for digging in.
>>62902587why
AI is officially a bubble. It is over.
>>62902761your country allows that kind of corruption? well no wonder your economy is trash
>>62902768finally
>>62902768
>>62902761He resigned and yes it was because it was a chink spy. He’s cheated before and it was nbd
u can tell the ppl stuck with ai bags cuz they're defending that traitorous old pervert, get a moral compass dude
>>62902451Should I buy more semis and sell after earnings or sell before and buy after?
I’ve started wearing a western style belt buckle with my pants and I get a good amount of compliments from it
Please think of the traveling sports ball fans and keep them in your thoughts and prayers
>>62902781I'm not even touching the tech sector for right now
>>62902797I still have some bags left after buying the dip and taking profit on the high days this week. Guess I'll just hodl
>>62902472We’re going to war, dumbass
>>62902730LMAO they can just ask their own central bank to print these materialsTHAT'S WHAT THEY DO, FROM MONEY TO OIL MOLECULE, THEY PRINT EVERYTHING
>>62902784Kek
Oh hi there Singapore. I see you've taken a big liking to gaming chips.
>>62902744tfw Mexico has working radars and US doesn't
>>62902809FUCKIN IN THE BUTTT
>>62902784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnbTl5wLbxo
>>62902778He was a traitor?
What the FUCK is going on????????
>>62902825Its a little bit of trolling. Don't worry about it
>>62902825Bad update sent to the FAA comms network, operated by L3Harris (TICKER: LHX) caused a crash following a reboot, resulting in a comms outage.
>invest in SPY>good>invest in spy>bad
>>62902824Either that or he's the most stupid CEO on the planet.
So I am red YTD....which is bad
>>62902835>
>>62902813totally unrelated: rare earth minerals are actually very important when you are in the middle of fighting multiple wars and relying on advanced munitions
>>62902843Kek!
>>62902834
>can't manage planes>can't manage boatsNot a very pleasant day for you, hmm? Not a good day
>>62902849Better red than dead!
>>62902847Would be kinda funny if WW3 is the first war where everyone is bombing their enemies with stuff they bought from their enemies.
YOUR PORTFOLIO WILL LOSE 1% PER DAY FOR THE NEXT 5000 DAYS
>>62902864Down 5000%. How much lower can it really go?
>>62902858Another Pajeet riverboat pilot?
>>62902862>first war where enemies use each others' weaponsAnon... although governments don't directly purchase them, indirect trades and sales happen frequently in many wars.
>>62902813It literally says that Singapore then resells those GPUs.You BLING lil nigger?
>>62902874I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>62902887Yeah Gatling sold guns to everyone in WWI
>>62902843I quit my job early this year and my networth has never been higher. This surely can't end poorly for me.
>>62902864>lost decadesounds comfy
merica is crumbling, and you are celebrating??
I can't see my posts...
>>62902917Yes. It is funny
is shorting companies like sandisk, amd and nvidia right now the ticket to generational wealth?
How do I profit from this?
>>62902921There it is. I forgot what I was trying to ask. Poop your pants rq
What's the reason we're panicking over now?
>>62902927Spacex not being able to catch the falling debris of it's failed launces.
>>62902925>the driver
What a day huh?
>>629029271. MSFT service outage2. Claude AI outage3. All US planes grounded nationwide due to communication errorAll within 2 days. Something stinks, but we can't find where the smell is coming from yet.
>>62902954and no, it's not my mother's vagina. Stop saying it's my mother's vagina.
What went so terribly, terribly wrong?
>>62902954Kinda suspicious that everything breaks down after firing Jensen. Maybe they should have given him his well deserved chink pussy after all.
>>62902954probably a wild zero day that they've managed to embargo while they try desperately to vibe code a fix
>>62902954The smell is coming from my shit stained fingers saaaaar.
>>62902925You don't, it's already priced in
>>62902959crisis of competence is real
>>62902956oh wait nobody mentioned it. Carry on, dudes.
sgrimps
>>62902954Bad technical debt and outsourcing have a way of showing up all at once when it has been allowed to fester for a decade. Vibing just seems to speed it up.
>>62902959You and I both know what went wrong. We're just not allowed to talk about it.
>>62902959Not one thing, a whole bunch of long festering issues.
>>62902968there's plenty of competent people. they're just deliberately incentivized to kill themselves.>>62902975
https://respawnfirst.com/before-resigning-jensen-huang-admitted-he-was-facing-an-avalanche-of-excess-wafers-and-memory-new-report-sheds-more-light-on-the-gpu-ram-crisis/but remember, there is no bubble and the circular financing is not a problem.
>>62902994yeah he talks about thathttps://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
>>62902998Bunch of people I know at work bought the Nvidia "dip"Unfortunate really.
Believe it or not. Priced in.
Why are baggies so upset today?
I was digging through my old stuff and found a postcard that one of you anons sent me years ago. I hope you are doing well travel anon.
We must replace all white Americans.
I get why years back the BOGGED memes organically arose. Sometimes it really does feel like there’s conniving people behind the scenes trying to kill your trade. First the democrat regulation fud, then the Jensen sex fud, now the FAA fud. God just doesn’t want this market to pump
>>62903036>Sometimes it really does feel like there’s conniving people behind the scenes trying to kill your tradeThere literally is anon. They are called jews.
>>62902944>It didn’t explode?she sucked
Now that's very antisemitic. Could you please stop that?
>>62902959FDR never assumed complete dictatorial control of the country during WWII to anoint a successor who would continue the New Deal into the 50s and also maintain detente with the USSR.
>>62903038
>>62902925son of a boat
>>62903043Yea he just installed 500 unaccountable glowie agencies that answer to no one
>>62903036We need a crash. Like an actual crash. Enough of this pussy footing and just get it over with so we can reset.
>>62903050Recessions are bad actually
>>62903053The Great Depression led to the golden age of America. It's time stop pretending that everything is currently fine and just let it crash so we all can collectively rip the bandaid off and move on. Just start chucking Boomers off cliffs now that they're no longer self sustaining.
>>62903063I unironically lived better during the 08 recession than I am now
>>62903063>The Great Depression led to the golden age of AmericaAfter 10 years of complete mass poverty, and a World War
>>62903068this. it's sad.
>>62903074Good. I hope every limp wristed faggot and stupid tax draining welfare single mom suffers a slow painful starvation and millions fucking die. Maybe when we cull the retards we can rebuild an actual slightly less retarded society.
