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chicken slop with red onion red lentils black beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
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>>21531011
Kill yourself you piece of shit. It looks like an actual combination or vomit AND feces. Barf and shit. Puke and poo.

There is no god and you will never get laid.
lol
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>>21531011
God Bless. i was waiting for the new thread. Let's gooooooo.
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>>21531178
>i was waiting for the new thread

Wow, someone even more pathetic than the OP. Don't forget to post your dad's car keys!
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>>21531011
Do you have a YouTube recipe for this?
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>>21531011
welcome back in the new thread :) i will follow the thread and keep praying
god bless you op
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Godßless
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>>21531196
>>21531227
These threads now officially have nothing to do with food. It's christfag trolls being trolls. The only reason you incels are leaning into religion is so you can kind of pretend you're saving your body for marriage. You're not really faithful to all that bullshit and if you ever somehow got laid you'd no longer be into that conservative traditional bullshit. It really doesn't jibe with your weebism and your anime fetishes. Or the fact that you're poor and probably not white. You're all so confused and retarded.
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>>21531230
>people are being nice to each other and having fun
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>>21531230
I'm gay and have sexual encounters with men. I'm not religious. I enjoy posting positive and supportive content, and although OP is a little bit of a gooƒball with his blessed gruel postings, I find it perfectly appropriate and in good cheer to post my blessid meme frogs in support. Not for any literal meaning but purely as a vote of encouragement for OP's perseverance.

>tl;dr: mfw
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>>21531011
Based and God blessed
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>>21531011
>lentils
>lawrys
You are a poor piece of shit. Nobody is impressed by your poverty food.
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>>21531011
Brother! Come join me over at BBG!

>>21530991
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>>21531178
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21531186
1/2 frozen chicken breast
3/4 cup cooked black beans from soaked
1/8 cup steel cut oats
90ml v8 vegetable juice
1/3 large red onion
30ml olive oil
1/2 tablespoon lawry's seasoning salt
0.237 cups dry red lentils
0.094 cups frozen chopped spinach
few cups of brita to boil everything down

>>21531196
ty for the welcome and the blessing, you too

>>21531227
amen

>>21531265
ty for the support

>>21531290
ty for the compliments
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>>21531186
+ 1 clove garlic *
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>>21531230
>all that bullshit
Meaning what
>traditional bullshit
Meaning what
It's amazing I can detect the nose ring and 300lbs from here fat dyke faggot
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>>21531011
anon why does the majority of your food look like it came directly from someone's asshole?
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>>21531529
He's Indian give him a break
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Schizophrenia ward canteen food
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>>21531011
anon why did you post poop from a butt?
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>>21531562
...as opposed to from where???
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>>21531565
anon's >>21531562 mother's pussay

get it? he's a little shit!!!!!!!
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>>21531568
omg
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>we get a new thread
bases
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>>21531011
God bless and welcome back
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>>21532894
ty for the blessing and the welcome, you too
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august 13 2025, God bless
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>>21533243
God bless. All it needs is bread.
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>>21531434
Thanks man
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>>21531370
It's not only unimpressive, it's REVOLTING. There's no way to make that slop photogenic. It's terrible. Why can't GOOD cooks obsessively post their food? Why can't we look at something nice?
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>>21531434
You still refer to water as "brita"? You're a fucking faggot.
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>>21533259
ty for the blessing, you too. i quarantine bread to cheat days it fucks me up

>>21533339
np
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>>21533654
>it fucks me up
elabor8
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>>21533350
I once posted a picture of my shit in the toilet in one of these threads and nobody even noticed lol
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>>21534612
makes shitting a chore wrecks the chi of a whole day
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august 14 2025, God bless
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>>21531011
Poop lol
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>>21531183
Based fed up with spammers anon.
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>>21535118
Why do you insist on this???
What motivates you? It's ugly. YOU are ugly. Your god is ugly.
I've honestly never seen such unenticing food in my life. And you just keep showing it to us. It doesn't look good. Even your faggotty "god bless" cronies don't comment that your food is appetizing. No one does. And we know what's in it. It's NOT appetizing. I don't understand how YOU even get it down every fucking day.

Something is seriously wrong with you. That's the only reason your threads get traction. It's not because of the food or any positive reason. You're a freak. You're a car accident no one can look away from.
Hell of a legacy. And you'll keep this up for many more months I predict. Because you're a fucking loser.
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>>21535382
Fug I haven’t had a breakfast like that in a while, looks so good
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>>21535382
How many times in a 24 hour period do you post that image, incel?
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>Why do you insist on this???
>What motivates you? It's ugly. YOU are ugly. Your god is ugly.
>I've honestly never seen such unenticing food in my life. And you just keep showing it to us. It doesn't look good. Even your faggotty "god bless" cronies don't comment that your food is appetizing. No one does. And we know what's in it. It's NOT appetizing. I don't understand how YOU even get it down every fucking day.

>Something is seriously wrong with you. That's the only reason your threads get traction. It's not because of the food or any positive reason. You're a freak. You're a car accident no one can look away from.
>Hell of a legacy. And you'll keep this up for many more months I predict. Because you're a fucking loser.
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>>21535438
The best eggs Benedict I ever had was crab cake eggs Benedict. Egg and crab
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>>21535359
i like showing cheap easy meals you dont have to prep just have to prep the ingredients and do a fresh one every day just tossing everything in one pot. and that caring about how your daily food for living LOOKS is stupid. i get that it looks a bit wild but its delicious every time (aside from that drumstick soup with too much curry) without being unhealthy which is a great thing in my opinion. my goal is people see this and possibly improve their own food systems and find what works for them, if they havent already. ive lost so much weight and feel so much better doing this i hope anyone else in the position i was in might be sparked to do the same. and that you can still pig out processed trash on a select few days

>>21535382
amen and good meal. whats that vegemite lookin stuff under the hashbrowns
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>>21535462
All we see is a diarrhea on a plate. And it makes me laugh every time so don’t stop
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>>21535462
You really think you're providing a self-help service, eh? It's disgusting.
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>one such tactic might be to make the website less appealing to it's audience
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>>21535491
Step-by-step pretty looking meals. Steaks, seafood, soups, stocks, bread.
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>>21535502
I post fresh content when I make it. You just make sandwiches and post your keys and everything "nice" not shot with a blurry, shitty lens is from last year. Like your benedict and that pepper steak right there. Why have you formed an alliance with Ned Flanders here? It's sad. You are both cringe as fuck and clearly virgin manchildren supported by parents. "Blessed". lol
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>>21535516
And yet, that's old as fuck. And your other threads are blurry stupid sandwiches. You're just proving me right. I guess it's your troll thing. Just like barf bowl here posts barf bowls and blessings and "brita". I'm glad my thing is not cringe like your guys' things. You'll just keep doing your thing even harder now. Both of you. That's how trolls are. We notice it and call attention to it and you feed off of that negative attention with more of your trolling.
Sucks to have to share the forum with you is all.
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>>21535529
>kek cry pussy

That's your catchphrase. You use it a lot. You don't currently have a proper camera or phone camera lens. It's so obvious. September of last year. That's when your photos were clear and you made a few things you're proud of and now spamming. It should really count as spam how often you just reuse the same handfuls of mid meals with keyfobs festooning the composition. It's really gay. Your 'butty' and 'blt' threads are blurry.
You have a good day, troll. Maybe do something about your rerun issues. Clean it up. Update your shit. Stop coasting off of mediocre shit from a year ago. You really have nothing better to do?
I'm off to work. We'll see how much damage you've done to the board when I return later tonight. Why don't you aspire you make something interesting and leave the keys out of it? Why don't you take that as an assignment for the day and redeem yourself? Do better.
Live in the now.
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instant potato , precook bacon , fried egg , pickle cup , kombucha , not pictured hot sauce and ketchup
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>>21535551
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you tho
Or sorry that happened
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>>21535687
good meal
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>>21535118
did you fast today?
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>>21536610
technically from last breakfast until todays break fast but not in the usual sense
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lemon ginger tea with san pedro cactus resin, happy friday fellas
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chicken slop with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
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>>21537102
God bless
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>>21537644
ty for the blessing. you too
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broiled oats cheat meal. added some olive oil and too much lawrys
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>>21531011
now that's good eating. God bless.
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>tfw anon wishes me God bless but I have fallen again
off to confession I go soon
Wish me luck anons
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>>21538078
Keep strong brother

God bless
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>>21537813
God bless
These threads are very positive and I look forward to them. Had a job interview recently and I could use some blessings.
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>>21538153
I hope you get the job anon :)
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>>21538153
get the job and buy a cooler car than that faggot with the beemer
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>>21539076
Bobby Beemer
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>>21537942
ty for the compliment. and ty for the blessing, you too

>>21538078
God knows everything you do or think. get back up and dont fall again. flush the poison

>>21538153
ty for the blessing, you too. good luck and keep applying
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august 16 2025, God bless
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we need talk about big onion and there plot to trick everyone to add onions to all dishes
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>>21539189
ßle∫∫
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Be Thou my Vision, O Lord of my heart;
Be all else but naught to me, save that Thou art;
Be Thou my best thought in the day and the night,
Both waking and sleeping, Thy presence my light.

Be Thou my Wisdom, and Thou my true Word;
Be Thou ever with me, and I with Thee, Lord;
Be Thou my great Father, and I Thy true son;
Be Thou in me dwelling, and I with Thee one.

Be Thou my Breastplate, my Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my whole Armour, be Thou my true Might;
Be Thou my soul's Shelter, be Thou my strong Tow’r,
O raise Thou me heav’nward, great Pow’r of my pow’r.

Riches I heed not, nor man's empty praise;
Be Thou mine inheritance, now and always;
Be Thou and Thou only the first in my heart,
O high King of heaven, my Treasure Thou art.

High King of heaven, Thou heaven's bright Sun,
O grant me its joys, after vict'ry is won;
Great Heart of my own heart, whatever befall,
Still be Thou my vision, O Ruler of all.
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Go God, it's your birthday. We're gonna sing hymns like it's your birthday
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>>21539192
good tasty filler swapped it in for rice after dr raynes vouch. way lower glycemic index

>>21539193
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21539369
good hymn
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putting oats in that is an abomination
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this christian shit is so pathetic
just simpering retards mindlessly repeating worthless platitudes
ugly food
ugly people
moronic religion

this thread is everything that is wrong with humanity

and that's the realest fucking thing anyone is going to say here

bless that, you dumb pieces of shit
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>>21540164
>believe what I believe
>eat what I eat
What an insufferable little bitch
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bring back the ip counter
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>>21539189

God bless
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>>21531265
why are you gay?
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>>21540254
Kid was molested. Many such cases.
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>>21539189
God bless
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>>21540219
>>21540985
ty for the blessings, you too
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august 17 2025, God bless
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>>21541219
God bless
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>>21535551
Oh anon, you don't even know about this shitposting nigger do you?
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>>21542744
ty for the blessing, you too
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chicken soup with red onion red lentils kidney beans black beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
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>>21531011
Sounded fine until you mentioned the oats. No way that doesn't give it a fucked texture and flavor. Why not rice if you were that desperate to include a cheap carb?
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>>21540164
someone doesnt like stoic food
>>21543592
g'bles
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>>21540354
no I wasn't
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>>21543822
they're in there medicinally for the thiamine, but the texture steelcut adds turned out to be great. good chewy bits like barley without the bread effects on the way out. and every soup and slop they've been in has been delicious. used to do rice but dr rayne counseled it turns right to sugar in your body so i switched it out for onion

>>21544024
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21543592
bless
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>>21535724
Challenge declined then. That's what I thought.
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>>21544075
ty for the blessing, you too
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r u a monk anon
>here's a picture of a grumpy frog I like for your trouble
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>>21543592
Bless you too
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>>21543592
God bless
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>>21544377
just a man with a meal plan. ty for the pic

>>21544380
>>21544941
ty for the blessings, you too
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august 19 2025, God bless
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>>21545608
Gross. How many months have you been posting and when the fuck will you stop?? Ballpark. Next month? Next year?
You just love that mixture of fake "blessings" and unmitigated hatred. Most attention the world has paid you in many years.
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>>21545608
God Bless.
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>>21545694
When will you kill yourself? Ballpark, next second? next minute?
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>>21545757
ty for the blessing, you too
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chicken and chunky kidney bean flour soup with red onion red lentils garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
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>>21546598
God bless
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if you made like half the slop and poured it over rice it would be a far more normal meal
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>>21546609
faggot can't even make a mashed potatoe, rice is too far above the skill tree
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God bless fag atleast has my respect for sticking to his sad and probably borderline existential minimum slop diet without wavering.
BMWsfag is simply a fucking faggot
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>>21546598
God bless
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>>21546599
>>21547184
ty for the blessings, you too
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>>21531011
If I was a dictator I would serve criminals only this shit every day to make fun of them.
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fuck you bray
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>>21547995
they would eventually overpower your malnourished cum-drinking guards and not only will they attain their freedom, but also will grow closer and closer to God and heaven, while your soul deteriorates into sludge that will drain into the sewers of hell. Or so I've heard.
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chicken soup with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys and olive oil. God bless
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>>21548531
God bless
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>>21548737
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21548531
Bless you and your family
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>>21548531
God bless
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>people are REEEEEEing over this anons revolting slop meals
>they look exactly like the stuff I make every day
God bless
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>>21549167
>>21549273
ty for the blessings, you too
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>>21548531
God bless
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So this is the true power of Anglo-Saxon cuisine...
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>>21550497
ty for the blessing, you too. and rest in peace to kingcobra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQwF1tbMLac
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august 22 2025, God bless
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>black beans
>red lentils

Why both together? I get the flavour of the fish, but using lentils would be good enough.
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>>21550823
God bless.
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>>21550838
beans taste better in my opinion. figured out the macros with both

>>21550860
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21550823
God bless.
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Thank you everyone, that will be all.
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I hope OP hasn't forsaken us
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>>21551727
ty for the blessing, you too
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august 23 2025, God bless
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>>21553007
God bless!
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>>21553264
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21553007
God bless.
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>>21531011
Dawg I would eat this but STOP FUCKING CALLING IT BROTH HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD STOP! STOP IT! THATS NOT WHAT BROTH IS! OH MY FUCKING GOD probably tastes alright tho
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>>21531230
Monastics aren't Christian
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>>21554735
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21554762
ty for the compliments. in those ones it boils down into slop sauce. the ones with more left are rushed due to hunger. same amount of broth to cook both. bulk of which is filtered water. i'll clarify that from now on
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working on a Za
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next step
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This is the theme of these threads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5n90FrpMI
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>>21555048
God bless.
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finished Za
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>>21531011
here's my slop. lentils, garlic, bacon, tomato passata, sour cream, angel hair. god bless
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>>21557037
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21557281
damn thats fuckin perfect

>>21557334
looks and sounds delicious. amen
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steel cut oatmeal with red onion red lentils kidney beans garlic and spinach cooked in a broth of v8 lawrys water and olive oil. God bless
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>>21531011
ok fags, I just made my first lentil sloppa based on this video by Jacques Pepin, except with salsiccia instead of the non-descript italian sausage he used.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N5zU1N5zjg
what else can I do with these bad boys?
I'm not poverty stricken by any means, but it would be nice to perfect some recipes to have in case of emergency
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>>21557419
God bless.
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>>21557281
>>21557413
one more pic with cat watching stream
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>>21558048
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21558425
i truly despise you now. you wormed again. just like you wormed after your drunken meltdown about my oreo and sundae fudge mcflurry suggestion. you shit on it and acted like you can never eat ice cream ever even though you had just eaten mcdonalds burgers which prompted my suggestion. you completely brushed off how you acted, like you didn't do anything and ghosted me reacting to your shitty behavior like i was sperging out of nowhere. youre a fucking worm. then, knowing that ive ghosted you since you did that you waited until after you got your compliment from me about that pizza to reveal it was you. because you know i wouldn't have given you the compliment if i had known it was you. you wormed again. and youll knock back a few drinks and pretend like you did nothing again. you wont man up about what you did. you suck
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>>21557419
Looks like a toilet full of feces, as per usual. What's the opposite of a blessing? A curse?

Satan curse you.
(you probably believe in "satan" too, lol)
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>>21559057
actual satanic forces like murder (unless its jehovas law response like someones trying to kill you or someone defenceless first or trying or did rape you first or if someone killed/raped your children first) or rape or blood magic work like cancers on a few of the atoms that God is in all of (or whatevers smaller than the atoms in quantum shit). laveyan satanism's just a middle finger to the mainstream church regimes and they're welcome in this thread along with all other non-violent anti-extremist versions or sects of all religions or belief systems
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>>21557419
Bless you
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august 26 2025, God bless
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>>21560059
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21560061
my dog's vomit from when he ate a dead bird in the park over the weekend looked exactly like this
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I don't get it, is anon just cooking chicken sloppa every day and posting it, or is it the same sloppa?
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>>21560061
Bless you fren
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>>21560570
ty for the blessing, you too
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lets fuck shit up a bit
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cheers
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and for dessert
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>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
You need to murder yourself, you attention whore piece of godfag SHIT.
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>>21560177
It doesn't ever get any more appetizing. It's always brown in a bowl looking like vomitus or feces. It's an OCD obsession. We're dealing with a lonely incel from Canada who has found this "community" of other people society has rejected. The frog 'frens' and the other confused and rebellious christfags have kind of banded together to be faggy and congratulate and bless each other just because they know it's cringe for the "normies" and people who can cook.

It's really an act of defiance not unlike the anime spammers. They have their little priorities. They're marking their territory here because the real world doesn't even see them.
It's sad when you contemplate their lives but it still pisses us off to have to see it every single day.
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>>21561183
Both? How fat are you? You eat pizza and drink sugar when you're not eating oats and vinegar boiled with V8 juice and rosehips and seasoning salt. You're a fucking weird one. I wish you'd stop sharing it.
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>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
Ayyy nice, great choices for cheat day
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>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
God bless
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>>21561127
this is not bleçid
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>>21561262
this. my happiest day ever will be when op finally croaks from whatever terminal illness or deficiency he is trying to stave off by consuming this wretched slop. god i fucking hope it's today
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>>21561702
>mfw
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>>21561702
you have a sad life
unirnically
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>>21561265
191lb as of yesterday morning. down from 390lb. feels anti-gravity. 195lb right now. back over 200 for sure by the end of these cheat days. 180 easy by the next ones

>>21561410
ty

>>21561620
ty for the blessing. you too
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>>21561702
hear, hear
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>>21561736
Weight doesn't work that way. You're not fluctuating ten pounds within a few days and then losing 20 more based on not eating junk for a week. Your scale is broken or your calendar is. I've lost as much weight as you have and it doesn't come and go so quickly. If it does you're binging hard and crash dieting, in which case I don't know how you managed to drop 200 lbs if that's true. Or why you're playing with fire by eating two pizzas and drinking soda and eating pints of ice cream. You're never keep the weight off like that. And I'll tell you now that you only crave that shit because of how you eat. You eat carb gruel and it's not satisfying you. Either flavorwise or portionwise. It certainly looks revolting. If that's your big weight loss method, boiled lists of lentils and oats and all the shit you studiously report each and every fucking day, no wonder you break down and whale out every weekend.
Lose the carbs and eat more fat and you'll stay under 200. I've been where you are 15, 20 years ago and you won't last. You'll hit 450 next time you go up. Unless you're going to be consistently active you shouldn't be doing this to yourself.
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i really hope OP (braydentoombs) ends up offing soon
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>>21561759
tldr?
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>>21561759
You'll* never.
And I know there's chicken in it.
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>>21561766
That's served you well. It's why you're retarded. "Reading less is always best."
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>>21561766
buy a shotgun and lose 10 pounds of fat
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>>21561775
brevity is the soul of wit thoughbeit
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God bless
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>>21561812
You fucking idiot. You're pigging out again? Didn't you learn anything? You're not going to stay thin. Stop praying to your lord and stop eating carbs. There's no god.
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>>21561772
The old adage “brevity is the soul of wit” captures the idea that the most impactful humor and sharpest insights are born from concision, yet to truly appreciate its truth, one must explore the intertwined arts of language economy, timing, and cognitive engagement. Wit is not merely clever phrasing—it is a shared performance between the one who speaks and the one who listens, a subtle partnership where meaning blooms in the space between words. The most memorable lines often strike like a rapier thrust: sudden, elegant, and devastatingly precise. But such elegance is rarely accidental; it is the product of relentless refinement, the chipping away of excess until only the purest essence remains—much as a sculptor frees the form hidden within the stone. In this practice lies an artful paradox: omission becomes a tool of persuasion, for what is left unsaid invites the listener’s imagination to step in, completing the thought and making it their own. This not only sharpens the humor or insight but binds the audience to it, as if they have discovered the truth themselves. Brevity also honors the most limited resource in any exchange—attention—and in an age saturated with information, it is this respect for the listener’s time that lends brevity its heightened impact. A single, distilled remark can echo for years where a torrent of words is forgotten in moments, proof that the smallest spark, if placed just right, can ignite the largest fire. In this way, brevity transforms wit into something almost architectural—an exercise in elegant structure, balance, and restraint, where every word is load-bearing and nothing is ornamental.
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>>21531227
Godssless
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tell me about anon why does he eat the bowls of faeces?
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>>21561812
God bless.
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>>21562185
ty for the blessing, you too
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ate the toppings off and passed out
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>>21562734
>passed out
Why are you so tired?
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>>21562754
up nights and pigged out
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unlocked some new flavor profiles im really excited to get into
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homemade pesto
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>>21563220

Just how fat are you. What a waste of life
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>>21561812
God bless bro, enjoy your cheat meal
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>>21563271
209lb as of right now. 6ft. you?

>>21563832
ty for the blessing and well wishes, you too
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chicken soup with red onion red garlic laird green lentils kidney beans spinach zucchini and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys water and olive oil. God bless
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>>21564688
you can't just diarrhea into a bowl and call it a meal, anon
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>>21564865
stop being rayciss against Canadians, it's their new culture now
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>>21564688
that's not lawrys water it's grape soda
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>>21565179
we call grape soda "lawrys water" where i'm from
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>>21563271
He's a yo-yo dieter who eats bowls of shit all week and drinks sugar and then "rewards" himself with shitty frozen pizzas and more sugary, fatty ice cream. He's at the tail end of the honeymoon period after losing a lot of weight. He's going to gain it all back and then some. Just now settling in with all his old favorites but with more frequency. Let the ballooning commence. lol

>>21564786
lol, you think you found a food "hack", eh? I can't wait for you to tire of this board and stop this infernal, eternal garbage thread.
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Can't flop the slop brother, they hating because they're hurting. Do whats right for you GOD BLESS
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>>66666
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>>21566666
amen
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chicken soup with red onion red garlic red lentils kidney beans black beans spinach zucchini ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys garlic powder water and olive oil. God bless
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>>21566666
they hate us cause they anus?
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>>21566751
My shits are both in awe and in envy anon.

Godßless
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dilate, christcuck tourists
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>>21566751
God bless.
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>>21566762
ty for the pic and the compliment. and ty for the blessing, you too

>>21566786
ty for the blessing, you too
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908g of lean ground chicken air fried with crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys and olive oil
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>>21566943
looks like hamburger. congrats.
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Why are you doing this just out of curiosity should i try it too?
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>>21561850
what ßlessi∂ comment
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Are these your /fit/ meals
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>>21567930
more like his /shit/ meals amirite
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>>21566945
ty

>>21566990
cook what >>21566666 this guy said "whats right for you"

>>21567930
soon
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>>21568024
This. It looks like actual fecal matter. Every time. Or puke. I've never seen such revolting photos of food.
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>>21568027
God bless.
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>>21568510
I was just referring to how well these meals lead to healthy, regular, and possibly rapid, shits. If we all ate OP's diet our risk of colon cancer would drop like 90%
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>>21568668
ty for the blessing, you too
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454g
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>>21568973
was your plate stolen?
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>>21568973
but what is it
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>>21568973
your weed looks like shit
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It's amazing how these threads trigger the most miserable of people. This is a perfect example of how unhappy people will resent a happy person who is content with what they have/express some sort of gratitude

All that being said, the food does in fact look revolting and certainly not my preference. But who gives a shit? If the anon enjoys eating it and is happy then that is all that matters and I will always support his freedom to choose. God bless
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>>21561842
Wonderfully written
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>>21569037
lean ground chicken air fried with crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys and olive oil
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chicken and laird green lentil slop with red onion white garlic spinach ginger and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes lawrys water and olive oil, God bless
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>>21569615
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21569149
Idk man. I mean, sure, whatever, eat what you want and what makes you happy. absolutely. I'm not gonna judge you. but this is a hobby board, not a blogspot, and I just don't get why people feel the need to come here and blogpost about their fucking low effort slop. every other hobby board has some level of gatekeeping - if you went to /mu/ and posted yourself playing sloppy trash on your guitar and couldn't form a chord or keep time...unless you were specifically asking for advice on how to improve, you'd rightfully get mocked off the board for trying to make people listen to garbage. if I go to /p/ and post absolute dogshit photos, without any consideration to composition or technical detail, I'm going to get chewed up and spat out. again, unless I'm posting in a thread specifically meant for amateurs to learn and improve. if I went to /lit/ and posted my literal diary entries and tried to pass it off as literature, they'd tell me to fuck off. but /ck/ seems to be the only place where I can come and just post some zero effort dump on a plate, without any indication that I'm trying to improve or make better food, and I'm not allowed to be criticized for that? nah, fuck that. people come here because they want to discuss a hobby they're invested in, not give eachother pats on the back for doing the bare minimum for sustenance. it doesn't even seem like anybody in here is actually interested in discussing food, just swapping god blesses. why do you have to do that here? the bar is so fucking low here which makes it less appealing to actual hobbyists, but if you point that out people just go "well you shouldn't expect much from /ck/ anyway" but fuck that, I hate the casual acceptance that this board is shit and so you should just allow it to be shit. can you imagine if every other hobby board acted that way? you try to promote some genuine level of effort, and just get told to accept the slop shoved down my throat? wtf.
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>>21563250
I didn't finish the pesto saga from b4

this is the chicken cooking
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>>21570541
dish complete
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>>21570545
looks great!
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>>21570545
and served
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>>21570143
>not a blogspot
>blogposts a book
Mentally ill is insensate, many such cases.
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>>21570143
This. It's just a constant public diary at this point of boring, ugly dumps that OP ate. That could be the title of it.
It's bland and boring and always here and always mediocre. But the more we bitch about it the more he absorbs that negative energy and it fills him with purpose. We're rewarding him for his mediocrity.
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there is no god and consciousness ends when we die
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God bless OP happy weekend
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God bless OP and >>21570580 happy weekend
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>>21538153
Hey man you got this
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>>21569149
I'm atheist and still say God bless in these threads just cuz of positive vibes. And yeah OP's food isn't the greatest looking but they're intentional and super healthy, and I'm here for his journey. God bless.
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>>21569686
no problem, ty for yours

>>21570574
human mortal consciousness does maybe but beyond that your atoms and within will carry on in strange chemical ways via physics you and i will never know how they'll feel. but its just mathematically true youll decompose into earth change forms and be connected via the trees or incinerated and be smoke connected to sky and ash that way. same way jesus' atoms are doing out there somewhere connected doing good energy as we speak

>>21570580
>>21570581
ty for the blessings and well wishes, you too

>>21570586
amen
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chicken and black bean soup with red onion red garlic red lentils white garlic ginger spinach and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder lawrys water and olive oil, God bless
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baked chicken breast and crushed tomatoes with red onion himalayan pink salt garlic powder and olive oil
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>>21570976
WHY IS IT SO FULL?!
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>>21570976
blessed be this meal.
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God bless.
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>>21570976
>>21571307
hosannah

https://youtu.be/GrnIvGLiY2A?si=F-FCHMIfS5ZUtOHr
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This blessings of the lord thy god shit is fucking gay. Brainwashed morons.
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>>21571309
i only use the plate since my wood cutlery broke

>>21571865
ty for the blessing, yours too

>>21572195
amen

>>21572206
well sung
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black bean and laird lentil oatmeal with red onion red garlic spinach and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder windsor himalayan pink salt water and olive oil, God bless
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>>21572510
a good bowl of feces to start the day makes the normies go away
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Does anyone have the Pic saved of that fucked up roasted pumpkin puree some anon made
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>>21572510
God bless.
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we fry up potato
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>>21574876
next we fry up some dawgs sliced lengthwise
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>>21574878
we finish up with a 5 egg omelette with onion and garlic

not pictured is hot sauce , ketchup , and orange juice to chase
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crackers
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>>21573501
ty for the blessing, you too

>>21574876
>>21574878
>>21574886
looks good. full breakfast
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september 2 2025, God bless
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>>21574876
nice frenchips fren
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>>21531011
Do you live in Zion?
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>>21574955

why the FUCK do you fill up the bowl to the brim like this you fucking dog
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>>21576598
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21574955
Beanie Weenie (with NO Baked Beans!)

1 can organic pinto beans rinsed , 1/2 onion fried , garlic , vinergar , organic coconut oil , organic peas , molasses , 3 turkey dogs , additional spices.

Served with one slice American cheese
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>>21576815
nice. sounds and looks good
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>>21531011
I cannot stand chicken cooked in a pot it turns into goopy mush. Yesterday I ordered chicken with mustard sauce and mushrooms and I ate 1/4 of it and I had to force it into my mouth
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>>21576886
make it without the mushrooms and with a sauce you love the taste of
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>>21576938
God bless.
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>>21576976
ty for the blessing, you too
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>>21561127
>>21561145
>>21561183
bro so fat he needed 3 separate posts just to talk about one meal
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black bean and laird lentil flour soup with red onion red garlic spinach and ginger cooked in a broth of crushed tomatoes garlic powder windsor himalayan pink salt water and olive oil, God bless
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diarrhea everyday until it's time for the weekly pizza binge. what a waste of life
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>>21576935
>>21576937
>>21576938

old pics from august 2024
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>>21577458
last time i got a new hemkomst
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>>21577236
Are you a savant or just really poor?
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proper sendoff for the old one
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ben and jerrys churros for palate cleanser
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another haagen dazs and western family brands take to compare
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the haagen dazs fucking demolishes it
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>>21531011
based V8GOD
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>>21531011
Spinach cooks in seconds and you have rendered it into a thickener and food coloring. Come on nigga, your dish is way less than the sum of the ingredients.
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>>21577944
>chocolate peanut butter
very nice
excellent taste, anon
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>>21576598
He's about to balloon back up over 400. For now that means eating way too much of his "healthy" plops and then pizzas and ice cream and soda all weekend.
This faggot will stop his blog as soon as he starts eating 100% junk and gaining weight seriously. And we can't wait.
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>>21577866
He's a canadian autist who can't read the room. Thrives on negative energy. Loves to eat sugar and carbs all day.
Will be dead soon. Too bad no afterlife awaits.
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>>21577875
>>21577892
>>21577944
God bless.
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>>21577977
ty for the compliment

>>21577991
i dont like spinach texture fresh or goop leaf prefer it way integrated. i do 1/16 cup packed (~1/8 cup loose) crumbling flaking frozen spinach originally in with egg/chicken omads for iron now its mainly in for more potassium and vitamin k than kale.

>>21578103
ty for the compliment

>>21578624
ty for the blessing, you too. the western family was way better than i originally thought. once it melted and mixed and got closer to the core where the peanut butter clusters, it was great. not better than the haagen dazs, but great



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