old one reached bump limitlet me add some fresh baked webms from this morning
>>21567383>tfw no lunchfoid>>21567385>sounds.webm>on a silent board>>21567396>mmm bpa smoke
>>21567387What does this accomplish?
>>21567396BPA smoke tastes great!
>>21567473imagine the sound
>>21567487Cute.
>>21567496isn't this a blue board?
>>21567392This guy is shorter than the peephole lmao
>>21567556it said ancient technique not ancient ingredients
>>21567565Retard
>>21567575no?
>>21567576>technique hinges on the ingredients>arguing semantics anywayRetard
>>21567556They got to China like 300+ years ago, that's ancient enough.
>>215675831700's is not ancient. You don't get to reclassify well established terminology because you didn't look up what the fucking word means, chink retard.
>>21567568Imagine the smell
>>21567577>technique hinges on the ingredientsthe technique would still work without the chili peppers
>>21567498here's the thing: I don't want to eat 2 cups of oil in 1 meal
>>21567597Retard
>>21567601no?
>>21567599it looked like there was more water than oil added
>>21567599The oil was pretty much gone. see >>21567616
>>21568141absolutely
>>21567383was looking good until those skewers and then the sushi sandwich is just full retard
>>21567401>>21567409utterly befuddling. i am befuddled.
>>21567383Looks pretty good desu
>>21567480Cheese Poptart.
>>21567495would
>>21568098Heating a custard that size without the egg curdling is rather impressive
where does one acquire a bento wife and do they come all together or compartmentalized for personal customization?
>>21567480Wasting bread, wasting time. No one really does that besides for gay social media videos.
>>21567487Why did they make these? Who is entertained by this? Why is it vertical like that? It does not benefit from being verticalized.
>>21567503Yes.
>>21567511Cringe. Stop making these vertical.
>>21567678Fucking gross.
>>21568424>where does one acquire a bento wifeJapan.>do they come all together or compartmentalized for personal customization?They're small and can fit into small places, if that's what you mean.
>>21567503blue balls board
>>21567503Homos don't follow the rules of nature, why would they follow the rules of man?
>>21568450I am not sure if you guys know this, but dressing like that is very uncomfortable
>>21568455>An appeal to nature is a rhetorical technique for presenting and proposing the argument that "a thing is good because it is 'natural', or bad because it is 'unnatural'." In debate and discussion, an appeal-to-nature argument can be considered to be a bad argument, because the implicit primary premise "What is natural is good" has no factual meaning beyond rhetoric in some or most contexts.
>>21568459>but dressing like that is very uncomfortableFor (You), perhaps.
>>21568464It's a tragedy that none of these properly show their breasts and vagina
>>21568470Plenty of other jav's in sea.
>>21567385>>21567496is it just me or is anyone else picking up some gay vibes from these guys
>>21568473No, I want those exact three.
>>21568460What a gay post.
>>21567678>would you like half a strawberry with your cubic meter of whipped cream?
>>21568460Gay men are really icky and gross, they just are
>>21567401>>21567409The concept of a daughter enabling her fathers rampant day drinking like this is just so dark
>>21567392I don't break pasta myself. But are Italians really autistic about this?
>>21567392chef rush would never assault these fags even if they did provoke him!
>>21568525No. We break our pasta too.
>>21568518>eww icky grossyou sound like a toddler
>>21568561They literally eat poop, what words would you use?
>>21568473any other codes? dont like the halloween theme
>>21567396yeah that fire ain't cooking shit i'll you that much
>>21567498>you think fast food is a modern invention? well, you innocent little retard, contrary to your beliefs, in china they drink motor oil???
>>21568561He's not the one who will be wearing diapers in his 40s though lmao
>>21568148This chick must hate the fuck out of her husband to serve him that dogshit after a day of hard work.
>>21568694it's just ragebait, videos with similar captions have been posted here for a while
>>21568443>Cringe. Stop making these vertical.No. I am making the webms from YouTube shorts, and they're easier to make.
What the hell are those japs up to
>>21567383This is why the japanese don't reproduce. Too tired to have sex with each other even if they aren't single.
>>21568523You know how life is hell in the US? Well the US is actually better than the rest of the world besides europe. Life is hell in China where people work in factories all day. You need a little day drinking to get through.
>>21568734>Yes — those long chopstick-like tools used in Japanese cooking are called saibashi (菜箸).
>>21567401She knows the moms a bitch.
>>21567480Saves time for non bakers.
>>21567616Umm soo that means i didn't see 3+ cups of oil dumped on this? Oh so the broth is only 40% oil instead of 50%? Nigga there only needs one tablespoon of butter to slick the nood, maybe a second tbsp of fat in the cream
>>21567727> The oil disappears. Bing bong ching wrong
all these asian recipes look fucking dumb
>>21568501That's actually ok. Ship cream is often snuck from the can in our house and abused for coffee. Any bread and fruit is welcome to somthig that needs nothing.
>>21568573BDA-176
>>21568873stop being fat
>>21567401>>21567409>>21567487wtf lol
>>21567401>>21567409Extremely based loli
>>21567480Heckin updoots that's what!!! Oh my flying spaghetti monster!!!!
>>21567396>dulling up your knife for thisjx2va
>>21567383
>>21568816>What the hell are those japs up to
>>21568735what are those chunks of shit they initially smashed it into
>>21567383Yjk this dude never touches the kiwi
>>21569232vs koreawho wins?
>>21569232why didn't he season the burgers?
>>21567568>Making at home ensures ingredients are>Fresh>Clean>HygienicPeople's homes are filthy as fuck, I've seen horrors not even Pablo in his street taqueria would do.The cattle deserves to eat from fast food joints as long as they are incapable of maintaining a good hygiene and following food storage standards.
>>21569242not even close to a contest, despite having the more questionable looking patties the gookburger has a far superior total of ingredients and only misses tomato slices.meanwhile the japburger misses every single fucking green including the pickles even (two bombs clearly were insufficient), and comes drowned in some cheese slop.
>>21567384wheres the version of this with the cute twink
>>21569232>sticks it in bubbling cheese so it gets extra soggy from it and all the steam>>21569242>a bit stuffed but full of tasty things and just hands it to you neatly wrapped
>>21569353>udon>webm is donburiI hope you're not the one naming these webms
>>21568523Daughter is getting an extra allowance
>>21569369Going to have to get it back daddy's not drinking scope again
>>21569365thanks. just changed the filename
>>21569387>unseeded whole peppersfuck right off.
>>21569391too spicy for you?
>>21569396samyang 2x is my pasta snack. that doesnt mean i enjoy picking fucking seeds out of my teeth. the faggot roach wasted perfectly fine roasted peppers in his infinite faggotry.
>>21569401maybe the seeds wouldn't stick between your teeth if you flossed daily
>>21569404maybe you should fuck off with thirdie trash food habbits
>>21569404I hope you hit a nerve in your gums tonight
>>21569405yeah nah, try better mate. not our fault your dental hygiene is shit>>21569406yeah well happy sunday to you too. you and the other anon should meet up for a geezer festival of dental misery.
>>21569414>sundayIt is not Sunday?
>>21569423Sorry, didn't realize that you were retarded (i.e., from the USA). The world is bigger than Texas. Tell us more about your Taco Bell App deals in a new thread.
>>21569365at least hes naming them. any time i make a webm i source it in the filename, then every time i see it reposted filename is just the unix timestamp. every single time
>>21569461I hate you
>>21569471>I hate youThat's okay. Jesus loves you!
>>21568148this is domestic abuse.
>>21569458I intentionally save without the filename
>>21569441Finally some new webms. Thank you.
>>21568148She's trying to kill him with all that salt.
/r the 2 minute barbecue platter one that has like a dozen dishes totalPlease Anon, I need this.
>>21569528You're welcome.
>>21567384You want me to believe... that the girl in the video actually ate what she "cooked"?Just look at her nails dude, she's a 10/10 for sure, no way she eats this garbage
>>21569596>she's a 10/10 for sure, no way she eats this garbageif only you knew
>>21567401>>21567409>>21567487Cute videos. I have a soft spot for boomer tier comedy videos>>21567505Impressive>>21569288These look amazing but i can just feel my sodium rising
>>21569379I would absolutely crush an entire one of these after a night drinking. What is it? Looks like some kind of middle eastern/turkish kinda flatbread wrap I've never heard of
>>21567383they be doin dishes all day like wtf
>>21568734Thanks for making these anon, it’s nice to not see the same things on repeat here (aside from the egg man)
>>21569579Is it normal for korean women to marry men who look the same age or older than their dads?
>>21569178Shards of glass, to keep tourism down
>>21567384wtf. i put parchment paper in an air fryer once and it caught on fire. i don't believe this one.
>>21567599Bigot
>>21570212>tripfagwelcome to the filter
>>21570208Temperature too high.
>>21569169Based
>>21570217You're gonna miss out on some pretty mediocre takes
>>21569178I wanna say it's demerara sugar but the grains look kinda big so not sure
>>21568148It really is a stupid world we're living in where most videos on the internet are disingenuous engagement baiting bullshit like this or all the 5 minute crafts videos.
>>21567383>all that unhealthy plant oil and sugary sauceYeah no wonder she has fat hands.
>>21570141>they be doin dishes all day like wtfWhy do you talk like a nigger?Also people have dishwashers nowadays.
>>21569596>Just look at her nails dude, she's a 10/10 for sure, no way she eats this garbageYou think because a woman paid 25 bucks to have fake nails glued to her real nails she's a 10/10? Are you stupid?>>21567384Fake nails are unhygienic and disgusting.
>>21567498Disgusting plant oil, no wonder they're so unhealthy.
>>21569617>soy sauce every morning since childhoodNo wonder they're not having children, men have 0 testosterone left.
>>21570335Attractive girls have attractive hands my dear anon. At least in my experience
>>21569461
>>21570380Fake plastic nails does not make her hands attractive. It makes them look fake and unhealthy.
>>21569596If you have a healthy relationship with food and don't need to build muscle you can literally eat whatever you want. You don't get fat because you eat chocolate and marshmallows, you get fat because you eat more calories than you use. I'm 195lbs and 6'4, I eat two full sized chocolate bars every single day, and it's fine because that fits in fine with the quantity of other food I eat every day.
>>21570419South Korea should be declared a colony of USA. It's not like they would mind, their culture has 100% been invaded by American influence.
>>21570421Most Korean men are circumcised because of American influence after the war lol.Such a cucked people.
>>21570426Browns are so disgusting. Look at his unhealthy skinnyfat body.
>>21570424I thought America lost that war?
>>21570431Anon are you confusing vietnam with korea by any chance?
>>21570426I look like this and eat rice like this
>>21570184The hubby is in his 30s. The dad is in his 60s
>>21570420>boyfriend wants doordash>"how about i just brine this chicken until tomorrow night instead?"uh huh
>>21570423The bread looks bad
>>21570482Looked okay until a stupid amount of sauce full of sugar and oil.As usual Turks aren't very bright.
so this what counts as a 'thread' these days huh
>>21570533Why don't you post some content instead of complaining you parasite.
>>21570533what exactly is the issue?
>>21570633All premade shit, all goyslop, all full of oil and poison.And on top of that, plastic chopsticks and spoons to be sure to have that extra dose of micro plastic and never have grandchildren.Not a good parent.
I really dont like these Asian videos
>>21570633Haven't seen that much plastic since I went to the dump.
>>21569291Yeah, and people are used to the bacteria in their own homes. Did you know it's harder to get pinkeye from your own shit then it is from someone elses? Why do you think that is?
>>21570699Where do you think you are? Grow up or go back to rebbit.
>>21570692>all that oil>all that soy>all of that in plastic bowls and traysNo wonder they're not having children, they're all poisoned.
>>21569246You don't season raw ground beef because it changes the texture. Everything added to the burger is the seasoning. Learn to cook the correct way.
>>21570726>this is what women fantasize about
>>21570728Being special, loved, and not be threatened whatsoever by other women?Yes, it's unironically what women dream of. To be loved by the tribe, to have all of that she needs, and to not have their place potentially usurped by other women.Basic anthropology.
>>21570726>This is what good business looks like>What do you mean you don't wanna pie during scamdemic! I'll remember this forever! But don't you dare remember my special service excluding you!Judging by the rude cunts Jewy nature, we shouldn't be arguing over pies but building labor camps instead.
>>21570703literally not my problemfeel free to make some new webms yourself and contribute
>>21570692Which Korea?
>>21570750East.
>>21570742I'd rather look at nothing than this crap
>>21570758nigga you made the noodles
>>21570750The one that is a glorified military base for our military.
>>21570692>2 leaf salad>Now let us add dressing to our saladLost
>>21570633Retarded bitch. This is why we can't share nice things with other cultures. Alternative rancid hot take is maybe it's because they are women.
>>21570594She could just made a bunch of bacon tho
>>21570814Stop posting paid marketing
>>21570707This looks great. Wish he used a bratwurst and not that shitty hot dog sausage, would have turned this into a 10/10.>>21570742I have ramen fatigue. Overrated food.>>21570814>upgradedMore like ruined lmaoA good steak doesn't need anything more than salt, maybe black pepper, and that smoky flavor from using good wood.
Had to split this in two to avoid the spam filter.>>21570480Original, not sure how good it tastes, but I might try it.>>21570482Subway-tier crap>>21570692This one is good, for an office buffet.>>21570701Maybe stop going for cheap places and sit at an actual restaurant with cloth napkins?
>>21570846>Stop posting paid marketingt. knifelet
>>21567508I can eat like this guy, but I weigh almost 600lbs.
>>21570196kek
>>21570925that explains the smell
>>21570874I'd suggest you keep a kettle on to top up the water for that stuffed cabbage since that will probably boil off before the beef is cooked. Gauging when the beef is cooked is probably going to be the hard part.
>>21567678fancy dessert vaginas.
>>21567439loving that container for the eggs
>>21570711jesus christ anon
>>21570723you talk like a true left wing yuppie with blue colored hair. nothing wrong with a pinch of salt on your burger.
>>21567495
>>21567439Is this a recipe for steamed hands?
>>21570949hard crust on bread is degenerate
>>21568435>Why did they make these?To make content for others to consumeWho is entertained by this?Older people, if my father is any indicationWhy is it vertical like that?To watch on phone while browsing tiktok/facebook shortsIt does not benefit from being verticalized.It does for above reasons
>>21570426I use the fork to push the rice onto a spoon
>>21569480
>>21570949Oy vey goyim spend all your shek- I mean money on ze breddenkutter
>>21570426>be asian or white (not the nasty asians)>learn from each other>wow this is way more sofisticated than we do, lets adapt this!>be indian/paki/nigger etc.>hehe those other races are so pretentious watch us waddle in filth and be swines, that will show them!god i hate them so much
>>21570874watch it till the end dumb dumb
>>21570726painful watch>>21570732what are you talking about you dumb bitch lol thats the worst comparison i have seen on this board in years
>>21570814>that knife sharpener
>>21570878>jack tier knife sharpeneractual knifelet
>>21570328>>21567383LOL! OH SHIT!!
>>21569441>doing a horizontal cut for diced onionmuch he has to learn
Albert, Bayashi, ChefRush, ItsQCP or LionField?
>>21571079its literally just a deli slicer. we use it for everything from bacon to bread. t. eurpoor
>>21570426would have been actually funny if he started pushing the rice on the back of his arched fingers
>>21571098jackened chicken
>>21571055does your mummy cut the soft crust off of your sandwiches? do you cry when she doesnt?
>>21569596No woman with fake nails like those can ever be a 10/10, not just because it's disgusting, but also because a 10/10 would never feel the need to uglify herself with that shit.
>>21570426The heat from the fork cooks the rice
>>21568580
>>21571055I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or just a darkie.I think the latter.
>>21568450>can fit into small placeshot tip for saving money on airplane tickets if you have a japanese wife <- luggage
>>21568838> those long chopstick-like tools called saibashi (菜箸)wdym "chopstick-like"
>>21567480adds some texture to the bread and maybe makes it crispen up a little faster, I guess
>>21569288neat cabbage shredder
>>21571266Best tool for shredding cabbage or carrots when you want to make "salads"
>>21570711because it's hard to reach?
>>21569461fucking hate seeing this cunts face, dont post this shit again
>>21569591>all that work then just dump in some shit from a can
>>21570420>>21570474Even if it weren't brined the night before that's still an hour and a half of work at least which in no way competes with a 15 minute delivery.
>>21567498>>21567505Zamn
>>21569461If someone could edit the webm to have him looking at various atrocities, that would make me laugh
>>21570493>Turks aren't very brightyea they're more brownish
>>21571055correctall bread must be soft
>>21570949You can see him literally getting fatter over the course of the year of filming as he eats more and more of those toxic carbs from the bread.
>>21571386>implying he eats nothing but bread
>>21568580kek
>>21570975Imagine the faces he makes when he has sex with his wife.
>>21567383>fake crabDivorce.
>>21570420did she serve in nam or what's with that dead stare
>>21571621>let me just remove the temper on this knife real quick
>>21571621Imagine letting some dirty wagie anywhere near you will something that flammable
>>21571820>a ton of sauce full of unhealthy plant oil and sugar to cover the taste of the mediocre ingredientsTypical goyslop. Wouldn't eat.
>>21570707that’ll be $22.50 before tax and tip
>>21571645imagine that wagie makes less than minimum wagewelcome to americaps: the wagie is likely high on some drugs like many in the restaurant industry are
>>21571820thats a fairly small amount of hotdog for the average-sized person, i'd say?
>>21571831>chili>ketchup >mustard none of that has plant oil
>>21570423that bread would be awful for a sandwich
>>21568734the heat of the rice cooks the pork
>>21569461It's a real life mass-replier
>>21571951No it's a gross jew making money by taking other people's content, putting his watermark on it, and making stock photo faces.
>>21570676What was that white stuff he slurped out of the spine? Bone marrow, collagen?
>>21570423Anyone else find these videos where they cut every 0.3 second extremely difficult to follow? Like my mind literally cant keep up and i have to rewatch a few times just to get wtf was going on.
>>21572063That's because you're old.
>>21568949>tin can>dulling a knifequit buying chink shit
>>21572036Idk im not a fishBut i think its marrow
>>21571846I'm more insulted there was no mustard
>>21572093the last thing that went on was mustard
>>21572098that's some weird ass mustard
>>21572117it's "stadium mustard", i guess it's their own style of mustard. looks a bit watery.
>>21568705>>21570245Stop thinking everything is rage bait and set up, you'll go crazy.>>21568148That video is obviously taking the piss out of the other video of the woman making the pie in the frying pan with the amount of salt she puts in there
>>21571820>untoasted bun>fucking BOILED sausage
>>21569441this man has no respect for his ingredients. you can tell when an artiste such as egg king handles his ingredients with well-placed confidence in his cooking skills. all this man gives off is pure arrogance.
>>21569991>RELEASE THE WHEELimagine this thing breaking free and wreaking fiery havoc
>>21571951kek
>>21572063>difficult to follow?noannoying? yes
>>21572237you're just jealous of his knife skills
>>21570444>The hubby is in his 30s>looking like thatTry early 50's
>>21571079skilled germans cut perfect slices with a Brotmesser
>>21572578White people just age like garbage.
>>21570900lol did he pack her pagpag for lunch
>>21568459I dress like this every day for work. I'm pretty sure the Jap larpers can do it for a day. Maybe you can't, pussy lips, but most people can.
>>21568470Go back to indian
>>21569178MDMA
>>21570420How do I make that bread? I need that for sandwiches
